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The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star


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Patrick Annoys His Boss

(Patrick goes to work at the Chum Bucket.)

Plankton: You're late again!

Patrick: No, I'm Patrick.

Plankton: Just start cooking orders. We don't have time for you to dillydally around.

Patrick: Yes, sir! (turns around) Ooh, what does this button do?

(Patrick pushes a button, and the kitchen explodes.)

Plankton: Patrick! You blew up my kitchen! Clean that mess!

Patrick: But I thought you wanted me to cook.

Plankton: Well, there's been a change of plans!

Patrick: Really? What did the old plants look like?

Plankton: That's it! You're fired!

Patrick: No, I'm Patrick.

(What a twist!)

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Patrick Drinks Purple Tea

Patrick: Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "T".

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, I don't think this episode has anything to do with the letter "T".

Patrick: Then what's it about?

SpongeBob: Tea, the drink.

Patrick: You can drink a letter?

SpongeBob: No, tea is water that you usually heat up and put little packets in. There's many forms of it: Green tea, red tea...

Patrick: Purple tea!

SpongeBob: Well, there's no such thing as purple tea.

Patrick: Then what am I drinking right now? (sips purple tea)

SpongeBob: That's grape soda, Patrick.

(What a twist!)

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Patrick Goes To Sleep

Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep.

(Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.)

Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep.

(Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.)

Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep.

(Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.)

Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep.

(Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.)

Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep.

(Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.)

Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep.

(Patrick goes to sleep. That's totally a twist.)

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Patrick Wakes Up

Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up.

(Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.)

Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up.

(Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.)

Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up.

(Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.)

Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up.

(Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.)

Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up.

(Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.)

Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up.

(Patrick goes back to sleep.)

(What a twist!)

You should have "Patrick Does The Twist" as your next episode.

I'll make sure to write that one down.

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Patrick Befriends His Bellybutton Lint

(Patrick is brushing his teeth when he notices someone watching him from the crack in the door.)

Patrick: What the? A peeping tom?

(Patrick spits out the toothbrush and runs after him.)

Patrick: My bellybutton lint! I should have known!

(What a twist! Too soon? Alright.)

Bellybutton lint: Yes, it's me, and it wasn't very nice to flick me into the corner, you know.

Patrick: I'm sorry. I have sensitivity issues, so giving a barnacle about someone other than myself is extremely difficult.

Bellybutton lint: I understand. Wanna be friends?

Patrick: Yeah. (shakes the lint's hand) What are you made of, anyway?

Bellybutton lint: Worm poo!

(What a twist!)

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Patrick Loses His Brain

(Patrick bangs on Squidward's door.)

Squidward: What do you want?

Patrick: Help, Squidward, I lost my brain!

Squidward: When did you ever have one?

Patrick: Five minutes ago. I was washing it when it dropped out of my hands and bounced into your ugly tiki house.

Squidward: My house is not ugly, you simpleton! It's art!

Patrick: There's my brain!

(Patrick jumps over Squidward and grabs a tiny pink ball from the ceiling fan.)

Patrick: Thanks for the help, Squid! (walks out)

Squidward: You're not welcome. (slams the door behind him) One day, I'm just going to move awaaaa

(Squidward's brain squeezes itself out of his ear and bounces off.)

Squidward's brain: What a twist!

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Patrick Swims to China

(Patrick is watching television when he drops his remote.)

Patrick: Oh, no! How will I change the channels now?

Television knob: I'm totally a thing.

Patrick: It's impossible! There's nothing I can do!

(Patrick spots a label on the side of the remote.)

Patrick: Made...in China? Maybe there's something I can do!

(Patrick swims to China and gives the broken remote to some guy there.)

Patrick: Can I get this fixed?

Guy: You're not in China. You're in Chinatown.

(What a twist!)

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Patrick Takes Up Fiddling

(Patrick, ruler of the great underwater empire of Rome-lantis, calls for his loyal assistant SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: You rang-eth?

Patrick: This isn't the medieval episode. Cool it with that.

SpongeBob: Yes, sir.

Patrick: Now, I'm bored and I want something to do.

SpongeBob: May I recommend fiddling, sir?

Patrick: Fiddling.

(Patrick finds a fiddle, teaches himself how to play it, and goes on to become the finest fiddler in Rome-lantis.)

Patrick: (singing while playing the fiddle) Thank you, SpongeBob. Fiddling is the greatest thing ever.

SpongeBob: That's not a fiddle, sir. That's a pipe.

(What a twist!)

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Patrick Fiddles As Rome Burns

(SpongeBob gives Patrick a real fiddle, and he starts to use that.)

Patrick: You have once again made me a happy emperor!

SpongeBob: (wipes off a tear) Great! Now can we discuss my raise?

Patrick: Depart! I have some fiddling to perfect.

(Days pass as Patrick fiddles. He begins to get bored, so he turns around and finds Rome-lantis burnt to the ground.)

Patrick: My empire's burned to the ground! Everything, even the ice cream parlors!

(SpongeBob, covered in ashes, crawls in.)

SpongeBob: Et tu, Patre?

Patrick: I don't get the reference.

SpongeBob: Good, because it was used out of context.

Patrick: Fiddling is boring. Do you know when electric guitars will be invented?

SpongeBob: It already was.

(What a twist!)

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