JCM Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 Patrick Annoys His Boss (Patrick goes to work at the Chum Bucket.) Plankton: You're late again! Patrick: No, I'm Patrick. Plankton: Just start cooking orders. We don't have time for you to dillydally around. Patrick: Yes, sir! (turns around) Ooh, what does this button do? (Patrick pushes a button, and the kitchen explodes.) Plankton: Patrick! You blew up my kitchen! Clean that mess! Patrick: But I thought you wanted me to cook. Plankton: Well, there's been a change of plans! Patrick: Really? What did the old plants look like? Plankton: That's it! You're fired! Patrick: No, I'm Patrick. (What a twist!) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 Patrick Drinks Purple Tea Patrick: Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "T". SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, I don't think this episode has anything to do with the letter "T". Patrick: Then what's it about? SpongeBob: Tea, the drink. Patrick: You can drink a letter? SpongeBob: No, tea is water that you usually heat up and put little packets in. There's many forms of it: Green tea, red tea... Patrick: Purple tea! SpongeBob: Well, there's no such thing as purple tea. Patrick: Then what am I drinking right now? (sips purple tea) SpongeBob: That's grape soda, Patrick. (What a twist!) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 Patrick Goes To Sleep Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep. (Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.) Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep. (Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.) Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep. (Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.) Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep. (Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.) Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep. (Patrick closes his eyes, then opens them again.) Patrick: Trying to go to sleep. Trying to go to sleep. (Patrick goes to sleep. That's totally a twist.) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 kinda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You should have "Patrick Does The Twist" as your next episode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Patrick Wakes Up Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up. (Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.) Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up. (Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.) Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up. (Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.) Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up. (Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.) Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up. (Patrick opens his eyes, then closes them again.) Patrick: Trying to wake up. Trying to wake up. (Patrick goes back to sleep.) (What a twist!) You should have "Patrick Does The Twist" as your next episode. I'll make sure to write that one down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 wow. just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 Patrick Befriends His Bellybutton Lint (Patrick is brushing his teeth when he notices someone watching him from the crack in the door.) Patrick: What the? A peeping tom? (Patrick spits out the toothbrush and runs after him.) Patrick: My bellybutton lint! I should have known! (What a twist! Too soon? Alright.) Bellybutton lint: Yes, it's me, and it wasn't very nice to flick me into the corner, you know. Patrick: I'm sorry. I have sensitivity issues, so giving a barnacle about someone other than myself is extremely difficult. Bellybutton lint: I understand. Wanna be friends? Patrick: Yeah. (shakes the lint's hand) What are you made of, anyway? Bellybutton lint: Worm poo! (What a twist!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Just caught up. Good job JCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 lol worm poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 Patrick Loses His Brain (Patrick bangs on Squidward's door.) Squidward: What do you want? Patrick: Help, Squidward, I lost my brain! Squidward: When did you ever have one? Patrick: Five minutes ago. I was washing it when it dropped out of my hands and bounced into your ugly tiki house. Squidward: My house is not ugly, you simpleton! It's art! Patrick: There's my brain! (Patrick jumps over Squidward and grabs a tiny pink ball from the ceiling fan.) Patrick: Thanks for the help, Squid! (walks out) Squidward: You're not welcome. (slams the door behind him) One day, I'm just going to move awaaaa (Squidward's brain squeezes itself out of his ear and bounces off.) Squidward's brain: What a twist! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Patrick Swims to China (Patrick is watching television when he drops his remote.) Patrick: Oh, no! How will I change the channels now? Television knob: I'm totally a thing. Patrick: It's impossible! There's nothing I can do! (Patrick spots a label on the side of the remote.) Patrick: Made...in China? Maybe there's something I can do! (Patrick swims to China and gives the broken remote to some guy there.) Patrick: Can I get this fixed? Guy: You're not in China. You're in Chinatown. (What a twist!) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Patrick Takes Up Fiddling (Patrick, ruler of the great underwater empire of Rome-lantis, calls for his loyal assistant SpongeBob.) SpongeBob: You rang-eth? Patrick: This isn't the medieval episode. Cool it with that. SpongeBob: Yes, sir. Patrick: Now, I'm bored and I want something to do. SpongeBob: May I recommend fiddling, sir? Patrick: Fiddling. (Patrick finds a fiddle, teaches himself how to play it, and goes on to become the finest fiddler in Rome-lantis.) Patrick: (singing while playing the fiddle) Thank you, SpongeBob. Fiddling is the greatest thing ever. SpongeBob: That's not a fiddle, sir. That's a pipe. (What a twist!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 would you mind if i made a spinoff based off of the end f every episode called What A Twist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I would mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I would mind. /? does that mean I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 would you mind if i made a spinoff based off of the end f every episode called What A Twist? What'll it be about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Patrick Fiddles As Rome Burns (SpongeBob gives Patrick a real fiddle, and he starts to use that.) Patrick: You have once again made me a happy emperor! SpongeBob: (wipes off a tear) Great! Now can we discuss my raise? Patrick: Depart! I have some fiddling to perfect. (Days pass as Patrick fiddles. He begins to get bored, so he turns around and finds Rome-lantis burnt to the ground.) Patrick: My empire's burned to the ground! Everything, even the ice cream parlors! (SpongeBob, covered in ashes, crawls in.) SpongeBob: Et tu, Patre? Patrick: I don't get the reference. SpongeBob: Good, because it was used out of context. Patrick: Fiddling is boring. Do you know when electric guitars will be invented? SpongeBob: It already was. (What a twist!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 What'll it be about? a normal day in the episode with some messed up twist at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted April 8, 2013 Author Share Posted April 8, 2013 a normal day in the episode with some messed up twist at the end. Knock yourself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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