4EverGreen Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I want to marry their fries ... Their FRIES?!!! Don't you think you could do a LITTLE better than that, like by marrying an ACTUAL person?! Granted, their fries ARE good, but not to the point where I would want to marry them! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wumbo Posted June 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2015 fries > people 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Nug Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 ... Their FRIES?!!! Don't you think you could do a LITTLE better than that, like by marrying an ACTUAL person?! Granted, their fries ARE good, but not to the point where I would want to marry them! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 ... Their FRIES?!!! Don't you think you could do a LITTLE better than that, like by marrying an ACTUAL person?! Granted, their fries ARE good, but not to the point where I would want to marry them!actual people screw you over in life fries love to be with you until the end :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terminoob Posted June 20, 2015 Author Share Posted June 20, 2015 actual people screw you over in life fries love to be with you until the end :') Fries get turned into poop. Do you know what happens to poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I want to marry their fries THeir fries are as good as the weed in my sushi last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drifter Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Their fires is just amazing with that bits of potato skin they leave there. I also loves it on how their patties are square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 ... Their FRIES?!!! Don't you think you could do a LITTLE better than that, like by marrying an ACTUAL person?! Granted, their fries ARE good, but not to the point where I would want to marry them! Because of this post, I'm now going to start proposing to Burger King chicken fries. Screw being normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 ... Their FRIES?!!! Don't you think you could do a LITTLE better than that, like by marrying an ACTUAL person?! Granted, their fries ARE good, but not to the point where I would want to marry them! lol at you taking President Squidward's comment seriously. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 lol at you taking President Squidward's comment seriously. Sorry, it's HARD to know what is SARCASM on the web! It might help if people put a JK at the end of something, to let people know when they are NOT being serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Wendy's fries are the only thing at Wendy's worth putting a ring on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Sorry, it's HARD to know what is SARCASM on the web! It might help if people put a JK at the end of something, to let people know when they are NOT being serious! Assuming that people are joking before assuming that they're serious helps too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 why do you all assume Pres is joking about marrying fries this is the best idea I've heard in a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 why do you all assume Pres is joking about marrying fries this is the best idea I've heard in a long time Yeah i thought he was serious too i mean im already in a polyamorous marriage with nutella, snow, and money why cant prez marry fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouseandowl Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I wish I could try Wendy's food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I wish I could try Wendy's food. Why can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Sorry, it's HARD to know what is SARCASM on the web! It might help if people put a JK at the end of something, to let people know when they are NOT being serious! Just saying, I wouldn't say Pres was being sarcastic, but actually speaking figuratively. Like, if Pres said he could kill for their french fries, would he literally kill somebody to get his fries? If he said he's so hungry for their fries that he could eat his own foot, would he literally eat his own foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouseandowl Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why can't you? Their logo terrifies me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBack Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 ... Their FRIES?!!! Don't you think you could do a LITTLE better than that, like by marrying an ACTUAL person?! Granted, their fries ARE good, but not to the point where I would want to marry them! Are you a closet fryphobe? For shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Are you a closet fryphobe? For shame! What does that even mean? I like fries, I just find it ODD that someone would LITERALLY want to MARRY them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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