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Episode 315 – To Be Announced

Narrator: We apologize, but we must interrupt our normal flow of 2 part episodes to bring you this piece of shit. Hey, it’s what the network wants, why bother to complain?

Dog Boy and Mr. Poo in The Joke’s On Them!

The date is April 1st, 1998. My name…is Dog Boy. I’m a fellow cop on the NKC Police Force. My partner is Mr. Poo. We’ve worked for years together. He’s one of my best friends, no doubt about that. Today we have an assignment…snipe the people angry about not finding out what happens to Fred in Break A Leg!

Next day. 6am. My partner and I are currently driving to Suspect 1. We’re pulling into the yard of the suspect. We greet him casually. Doesn’t think anything’s going to happen to him. That’s where he is wrong. After 20 minutes, I get up and say “Thanks for the time. Now time to die.” I pull out my gun and BANG! …The guy is stone dead. Reports to the chief. Coming on back to the station…

Next day 8am. Driving to the next suspect’s home. Should be a fun procedure. Pulling in right now. Man doesn’t expect a thing to happen like that other one. Oh well, this should be easy. The convo with the man lasted far much longer than the last guy’s. 50 minutes in. What to do now? Soon enough, an hour past, 2 hours past. Finally, at 11am, I made my move. Said my line, pulled out the gun, and BANG!...the deed was done. Reports to the chief. Heads over to NKC Burgers for some grub. Will report back to the station after…

Next day 10am. Me and Mr. Poo are just sitting in our office today. Nothing else really happening right now. We’ve been given the day off from sniping those people. Will continue on Monday. Doorbell just rang. Wonder who could it be? I open the door to find a riot of fans of Break A Leg! Pissed at us for sniping innocent people just because of the hate letters to the show. Well, in all honesty, we were just protecting the show runner CNF1. Me and Mr. Poo almost got shot. We run out the backdoor and make a run for it. We reported back to the chief, telling him we’ll have to stay in hiding for a while till this thing wears off. So, till then, peace.

THE END!

Narrator: Well…that was interesting…Stay tuned next week for the epic conclusion to Break A Leg’s Milkman Bob episode…I hope this doesn’t happen again…

CNF1: *in his office* Oh great, here comes 2,000 letter complaints to my show.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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We return with the epic conclusion to 314's Milkman Bob story!

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Episode 316 - The Revenge of Milkman Bob

LAST TIME ON BREAK A LEG!: Milkman Bob loses his job that he's had for 80 years due to Fred's complaining about the milk delivery. What Fred doesn't know is that Milkman is coming back for his revenge...

It was a cold, stormy night. All was quiet in the little town of New Kelp. Nothing stirring outside at all. Not the slightest sound. Just then, out of nowhere, popped a man...with a knife...he was walking into the Rechid's household. What could he be doing? I think we all know what he is gonna do. The man was walking up the stairs and into Fred's bedroom. He was just about to do it when...Fred woke up and screamed bloody murder. He asked what the hell Bob(the man was revealed to be none other than him) was standing in his room with a knife at 12 o' clock in the morning. Bob said he was here to murder him. Fred said that he didn't mean to get him fired, he just didn't want Bob to do such a horrible job delivering his milk. They eventually worked out their differences(causing Fred nor Bob to get any sleep at all). In the morning, Fred helped Bob get a job at the local supermarket. Bob loved his new job at the supermarket. Unfornitely, Bob was 101 years old. 2 hours into the job, he had a heart attack and died right on the spot. A sad day for the city of New Kelp City. The Rechids went to the funeral, and that ends this episode on a sad note.

IN LOVING MEMORY OF MILKMAN BOB

1912 - 2013

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Episode 317 - Out West

After yet even more horrible bickering, Fred takes the two to a historic Western town. When they get there, they think of one thing - it's a dump! Despite this, Fred, Monroe, and Tommy go into the town anyway (they already paid for their tickets). While there, they meet a crackpot scientist who claims to have built a time machine out of a delorean. And for a small fee, he can send the 3 of them to the Western days of the 1800's. Fred thinks he's off his rocker, but since Monroe and Tommy want to do it, he agrees. While Fred thinks this won't work, it actually does send them back in time! While there, Fred and the kids visit the town as it was back in the day. 5 minutes into their trip, we meet the villain of this story - Black Bart, the western cousin of Bart Simpson of course. Being almost killed in a showdown with him, the 3 escape to the future and get the fuck outta there! While heading back home in their car, we hear a familiar tune...

Fun Fact: I wrote this while I was at school. Wrote on paper and I re-typed it up.

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New episode! The 2-part season finale airs April 10th!

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Episode 318 - Paradise

After the little escapades of last episode, Fred wins an all-expense paid trip to Paradise Village, a wonderful place for a vacation. Fred, Monroe, and Tommy head to the village on a plane ride which takes 9 hours to get too. Once they arrive, a tourist comes running out, screaming ZOMBIES! A beautiful woman named Selena then walks up to the gang(Fred goes gaga over her) and says that the village is plagued by zombies, but they are welcome to stay if they wish. Fred agrees to stay(only to get closer to her). While there, they get attacked by tons of zombies, but end up killing everyone by doing ordinary things (slamming the door, making messes, etc.) Eventually, Fred musters up the courage to ask Selena on a date, which she humbly agrees to. The date is almost ruined by another zombie attack, which Fred defeats single handedly. Selena can't believe that a man would do something that stupid for her, and she starts to have feelings for Fred. After the attack, the two almost kiss, but it's ruined by the island almost sinking. Fred, Selena, Monroe, and Tommy immediately get into a lifeboat, and speed away from the island, which sinks as they are going away from it. Fred offers Selena to stay at his house, which she agrees to, as she really has no other place to go. What will this mean for Break A Leg? Stay tuned...

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The Season 3 finale starts out right now with Episode 319:

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Episode 319 - Marriage Is A Wonderful Thing Part 1

The marriage day of Rick and Destiny has finally come. They've already welcomed a brand new baby boy named Tom during Christmas, and they've been living in Destiny's apartment for a couple months now, so maybe they'll actually find a house. But I'm getting off track. At the wedding, Monroe and Tommy are trusted the task of watching Baby Tom, which ends up turning to chaos when the baby ends up being lost and is running rampid throughout the Church. Monroe and Tommy try their best to find the lost kid, but to no avail. In the other plot, Rick is nervous about the wedding. He's afraid something will go wrong, or that the wedding won't go through. Fred reassures him that Destiny loves you and would not go back on you, especially since they have a baby now. If you didn't, it'd be a whole 'nother story. 5 hours later, the stage has been set and final preparations are going on. Selena, who was running a little late getting to the Church(she used Tommy's motorcycle to get there), just arrived. Now Fred is getting a little nervous too. Finally, the bride comes walking up all nice like you'd expect from a wedding. Everything goes good until the I do's. Rick and Destiny's I do's go as planned, but an interuption happens before Rick may "kiss the bride." Fred heads down to Selena after shouting WAIT! which echoed so much that the whole world could hear it! So anywho, Fred gets down on his knees and pops the question to her..."Will you marry me?"

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO THIS BREAK A LEG! SPECIAL!

The conclusion will be posted in 5 minutes. :)

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Episode 320 - To Do Or Not To Do? Part 2

Continuing the events of last episode, Fred has just proposed to Selena. Selena is pretty shocked over this, and without thinking, runs to the bathrooms. Fred is disappointed over this, thinking that Selena doesn't want to get married to him. Fred sits down in a pew and thinks long and hard about life. About all the things that have happened to him over the course of 3 seasons. Tom's death, his job at Fancyson and Sons, Sadie...good times, good times. After 2 hours, Selena comes out of the bathrooms and...accepts Fred's offer. To Selena's surprise, Fred planned this with her family and brought them over for a wedding. The priest is surprised, but is all swell about it anyways. After 2 hours, they somehow manage to pull off another wedding between Fred and Selena. The two make it to the I-Do's just fine and Fred kisses the bride...but at that very moment...Sadie pops in! Yes Sadie, Fred's old fiancé from the 1st season makes a return. Somehow Sadie heard from an inside source that Fred was going to pop the question to another lady that night. Sadie begs Fred to come back to her, but Fred says that he's done with her. Church Security drag her out, and the newlywed bride and groom share a passionate kiss, ending the charming 3rd season of Break A Leg!

And now, stay tuned for a moment with CNF.

CNF1: Hello guys.

CNF1: It's been a great 3rd season.

CNF1: Despite this running for a 3rd season, it's my first experience working with the characters.

CNF1: I hope you enjoyed this season and we're eager to bring you more in Season 4.

CNF1: Till then, stay gold.

c. 2013 CNF1 Productions

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Alright folks, it's been almost two years since a new episode of this premiered. Unfortunately, I don't really feel like writing anymore of this. It was fun back in 2013, but now it's just tedious and feels like a chore. For that reason, I have decided to cancel this. 

 

However, I have one brand new thing to share before it's done for good. A long time ago, I wrote the 1st episode of Season 4 for OMJ (I think?), as he purchased it from my Glove World store. It has not been seen by the public...until now:

 

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Episode 401 - Honeymoon Hawaii

                In our season premiere, Fred and Selena head off to their honeymoon in glorious Hawaii at the Luxury Resort. Rick and Destiny head off to a honeymoon at a BBW wrestling match (BBW stands for Bikini Bottom Wrestling btw).  Which leaves Monroe and Tommy all alone in New Kelp City at the little home of the Rechid residence. Seeing this as a perfect oppertunity to do things they normally wouldn't be able to do, Monroe and Tommy head to a Casino with fake IDs to disguise their identity. While there, they gamble and start hitting up on some hot chicks who surprisingly play along(who knew they were such charmers eh?).  Back in Hawaii, Fred and Selena are just chilling out at their hotel and doing other...things... 2 days after arriving, the whole resort goes down in flames. Fred and Selena then hop on a plane back home, notifying Monroe and Tommy(who are still at the casino). Monroe and Tommy then run back to their place, just as Fred and Selena are pulling into the house. Back all the way in Bikini Bottom, Rick and Destiny are rumbling it out with their new-born Tom, and even joining in a match or two. (Great parents aren't they?).

 

And that's all folks! Thanks to those of you who did read this, and I have a few other Break A Leg! goodies to share on The Archives of CNF1, with that episode coming up shortly! :D

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