Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

[So Sejima]

Glad you liked it so much teenj! I guess it was worth the wait after all huh?

*CNF gets trampled by fans*

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Episode 47 tomorrow mates.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Ugh. I hate having almost no time to myself these days. I HATE school...in short, I have to delay to tomorrow. Sorry guys. Shit happens.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Explanation time: School. :/

 

I will be making cutbacks on my fanfiction work as a whole due to school and my decreasing lack of interest all together in them. This of course will stay, but may not be updated as frequently (I try to do one each week, but shit gets in the way of that a lot...)

 

There shall hopefully be a premiere of a new fanfiction soon. I know this doesn't really have to do with GTSUA but still, thought you fans ought to know.

[So Sejima]

wow high school must really be different from middle school because I have tons of time on my hands

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

wow high school must really be different from middle school because I have tons of time on my hands

After I get my homework done and all my daily surfing on the Internet, it's pretty much time to go to bed. It sucks. :/

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

The show returns with Episode 47 this Wednesday. I cannot promise weekly premieres yet, but hopefully I can finish up Season 4 soon.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

The show returns with Episode 47 this Wednesday. I cannot promise weekly premieres yet, but hopefully I can finish up Season 4 soon.

K, so that didn't end up happening. Ugh, I apologize guys. I've really been losing interest in spin-offs and I just have so many. >.>

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

If all my homework gets done, expect Episode 47 this Wednesday.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

I really hate how I'm so lazy when it comes to my own spin-offs. Welp, the weekend will not go to waste, I did finish Episode 49:

 

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 49 - The Shortest Episode Known To Man Kind

Gary: Hi.

THE END!

FADE TO BLAC-

Bill: Now wait just a god damn minute dawg, you can't just end an epi-

THE END!

FADE TO BLA-

Bill:...I am going to get super pissed if this keeps-

THE END!

FA-

Bill: ALRIGHT YOU ASKED FOR IT!

*Bill runs offscreen and grabs a bazooka*

Bill: You're dead boi-

THE END!

*A missile flies right through the middle of the "THE END!" end card, causing a hole to appear*

*The remains are pushed away by a crew member*

Bill: There.

Bill: Now that we know who's boss, you can't just end an episode like that!

Bill: Episodes have to run more than one line, otherwise it's just spammy!

Bill: So fight for the common good, and stop spammy spin-offs!

*American flag appears behind Bill as patriotic music plays in the background*

*The flag is brought up; Gary reappears*

Gary: Dude, what the hell-

Bill: Now now Gary, I just wanted to make my cause heard - spammy spin-offs should not be done!

Gary: Okay 2 things. 1. You're extremely late there pal. and 2. IT WASN'T GOING TO BE SHORT! YOU SPILLED DIET DR. KELP ALL OVER THE CONTROL PANNEL!

Bill: Oh...right...

Gary: AND YOU NEARLY DESTROYED HALF THE FLIPPING STUDIO! IF YOU WERE A WORKER, I'D SEE TO IT THAT YOU WERE FIRED!

Bill: Okay Gary...let's not go overboard okay?

Gary: OVERBOARD? OVERBOARD? OH I'VE GONE OVERBOARD BUDDY!

*Bill runs for his life*

Gary: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BOOGER!

*Gary runs after Bill; Gary chases Bill into the sunset*

Narrator: And so, the sun sets on the little Bikini Bottom-

Narrator: ...I said, and so, the sun sets on the little Bikini Bottom...

Egghead: Now boss?

Narrator: Yes now!

*Egghead opens his violin case and shoots the sun down*

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Gary: *appears in the middle of the ring on the ending card* This is a Looney Tunes short?

FADE TO BLACK

[TJ]

Can't believe I missed this. But anyway, the episode was okay, Bill always generates laughs from me, so I could handle the fact that this was an episode just to feed the readers. I did like the end where it's revealed that Bill spilling the soda was the cause for the cuts .

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

The long-awaited Episode 47 WILL premiere on Thanksgiving or you may all criticize me.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

I GOT IT DONE HUZZAH!

 

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 47 - Gary T.V.

Bill: We're on in 7...

Gary: Shit, do I look good?

Snellie: Excellent darling, you'll do fine!

Bill: 6...5...

Snobby: Excuse me sir, could you get me a Diet Dr. Kelp?

Butler: Yes sir. *runs off and comes back with the request in 2 seconds*

Snobby: Thank you.

Bill: 4...3...

Gizmo: I hope my part of the program does well, and I hope my invention holds up. Otherwise, the whole T.V. studio would go into chaos.

Goober: Meep.

Bill: 2...1...

Bill: WE'RE ON-AIR FOLKS!

*Into begins*

Narrator: Welcome to Gary T.V., your service for the best in the biz!

*Screen pans to Gary*

Gary: Hello everyone. Welcome to Gary T.V., your source for the best in the biz.

Gary: I'd like to take some time to introduce my co-hosts.

Gary: Snobby, with your weather.

Snobby: Hello gents.

Gary: Bill, with your latest sports updates.

Bill: Yo dawg.

Gary: Gizmo with Science Roundup.

Gizmo: Hello. *billboard falls down behind her*

Gary: Oh dear.

Gary: *clears throat* Anyway, let's get started with the news report.

Gary: Barrack Obsnaila has told the press that the undersea shutdown has come to a close; everything shall be restored to working order immediately.

Gary: Here is exclusive footage of Obsnaila  telling the press about the shutdown of the shutdown.

Barrack Obsnaila: The shutdown has been shutdown. I am Barrack Obsnaila and I approve of this message.

Citizens: *cheers*

Gary: *mummers* note to self... fire the guy who gave us that footage.

Gary: Anyways, let's move on to weather with Snobby!

Snobby: *reading a newspaper* Leave me alone I'm reading.

*cam goes back to Gary*

Gary: um...*sweats* k, we'll come back to Snobby. Let's go to Bill with the sports roundup.

Bill: Wait what. You want me to actually report on news? You know I don't like news man.

Gary: Um...aight then. Gizmo, you ready?

Gizmo: Sure am Gary!

Gizmo: This here folks is an Atomic Gun. It could blow up this entire studio in less than 5 seconds! This is caused by...

One Boring Scientific Explanation Later...

*Gary is seen sleeping on his desk*

Gary: Huh What? *knocks down coffee on the "Start Atomic Gun" button*

Gizmo: I knew I shouldn't have installed that.

*KABOOM!*

*The entire studio is burnt to a crisp and falling apart piece by piece*

Gary: *coughs* Goodnight folks.

*Credits roll; screen pans over to Snellie*

Snellie: Gary! Gary!

Gary: What Snellie?

Snellie: Our show was a ratings smash hit!

Gary: That's great!

Snellie: Unfortunately, due to the damage of the studio, the studio executives had to cancel our show to pay for the damage.

Gary *facepalm* Will I ever succeed in anything?

Bill: Nah, you're doomed for life.

Gary: Thanks Bill, that really makes me feel better.

Bill: That's my job dawg.

*Gary and Bill crack up*

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[MMM]

So, i've been reading some of these episodes, and they're actually pretty good.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

So, i've been reading some of these episodes, and they're actually pretty good.

Thanks! Always glad to hear feedback from readers!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

To celebrate 5 years of SBC, here's the first part of the Season 4 finale of GTSUA! (don't worry, Episode 48 will still air eventually).

 

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 51 - Back to the 1st Part 1

*Gary's home, 8am, Gary is seen making a cup of coffee*

Gary: Yawn. Same old same old.

Gary: Same old routine each and every day.

Gary: Some days I wish we could do something different around this place.

*Gizmo is seen tinkering at a brand new invention of hers; Gary walks down the stairs and over to Gizmo*

Gary: Whatcha doing?

Gizmo: Making a new invention so that we can go back in time.

Gary: To anywhere we want to?

Gizmo: Yup, pretty much.

Gary: Even back to August 15th, 2009?

Gizmo: What the hell happened then?

Gary:...good point. Anyway, could we possibly go back to our very 1st episode?

Gizmo: I guess, now can you leave me be so I can finish?

Gary: Alright, Miss Krabby Patty.

*Gary leaves*

5 HOURS LATER

*Gary and the rest of the gang are eating popcorn in a Stadium-like seating, watching Gizmo finish the invention*

Gary: So...is it done?

Gizmo:...and...done.

Rest of Gang: HOORAY!

Gary: Welp, let's go!

Gizmo: Setting coordinates to March 28th, 2012!

*Time machine whirls around; the gang steps into the machine and gets sent back to March 28th. 2012*

*Gary and the gang step out into the broom closet*

Gary: Huh. A lot more darker than I remember.

Snellie: We're in a broom closet you idiot.

Bill: We had a broom closet?

Snobby: You guys have such faulty memories. Good thing I have a butler to remember them all for me.

Butler: You request my service sir?

Snobby: No Butler, that'll do.

Butler: Yes sir. *disappears into the time machine*

Gizmo: Alright, so that we don't create a time paradox by encountering our past selves-

Gary: Actually I don't think you existed during the 1st episode.

Gizmo: Shut it.

Gizmo: Anyway, I have created these invisibility suits. They will allow us to watch the past events while staying hidden. However, we cannot allow anyone to bump into us, or otherwise the space time continuum will be compromised.

Bill: Too many big words. Hurt brain.

Gizmo: Why I am attracted to you is a mystery.

*The gang puts on the suits and walks out silently to the stage set*

Director: And...action!

Gary The Snail (2012): Hey! Welcome to the show! Let’s take a tour of the set.

Gary (2014): Ah, I remember when I said that.

Yertle The Turtle: Hey! No one gets back here without a backstage pass!

Gary (2014): Hey, what ever happened to that dude?

Gizmo (2014): I believe he suffered the disease of write-offitis.

Gary The Snail (2012): Anyway’s let’s show you guys the cast.

Gary The Snail (2012): Here’s my friend, Bill Snail

Bill Snail (2012): Hey man! What’s up!

Bill (2014): I was a hell of a lot more chill back then.

Bill Snail: Hey, who are these guys?

Gary The Snail (2012): There just the audience. I’m showing them around.

Bill Snail (2012): Oh, well hope you like it, dawg!

Gary The Snail (2012): Oh Bill.

Bill (2014): I should start talking like that more.

Gary: Do it and I'll punch you all the way to Timbuktu!

Gary The Snail (2012): Let’s go check out more members of the cast.

Gary The Snail (2012): Here’s Snobby Snail. He’s very rich and snobby.

Snobby Snail (2012): (Using a telephone) Hello. I want 5,000 cookies on the stat! Hi, I want all my money polished on the double. Hi, I want the greatest artist ever to paint a statue of me immediately!

Snobby (2014): Heh, classic me.

Gary The Snail (2012): Let’s go visit my Grandpa…

Bill (2014): Say, whatever happened to Grandpa?

Gary (2014): Oh, he's still around. He just sleeps a lot.

*Back at home...*

Grandpa: *snoaring* Huh, whozawhat?

Grandpa: Hey, where did all the whippersnappers go?

Goober: Meep.

Grandpa: Oh hey Goober, did you get left behind again?

Goober: Meep.

*back to 2012*

Plankton: Muh Ha Ha Ha! I will destroy you all!

ZAP!

Plankton: Ow.

Gary The Snail: That’s just Plankton. Our villan.

Snobby (2014): Ew, grammar mistakes.

Bill (2014): Since when did we have a villain on this show?

Gary The Snail: Hey, Gizmo!

Gizmo Snail: Hi Gary. I took care of you “vermin” problem.

Gary The Snail: Thanks Gizmo. That’s Gizmo, the inventor on the program.

Gary (2014): Oh hey, Gizmo did exist back in 2012! Although you were kinda forgettable back then...

*Gizmo whacks Gary on the head*

Gary (2014): OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!

Gizmo (2014): That's what you get for insulting a women.

Gary (2014): Bitch.

Gizmo (2014): What did you just call me?!?!?!

Gary (2014): *panicked* Oh, nothing, nothing.

Gary The Snail (2012): Well, let’s go and meet my girlfiend now, shall we?

Gary The Snail: Hi Snelly.

Snelly Snail: Hi Pumpkin.

Gary The Snail: Snelly! Not in front of the camera!

Gary The Snail: This is my girlfriend, Snelly.

Snellie (2014): Why don't you speak like that to me anymore Gary?

Gary (2014): I'm sorry honey.

Snellie (2014): It's okay...pumpkin. *giggles*

Gary The Snail: Isn’t she nice and cute?

(Audience Shakes Their Heads)

Gary (2014): Official confirmation that our entire audience is a bunch of perverts.

Bill (2014): I am quite surprised we are getting away with all this in a General + show.

Gary The Snail (2012): Allright guys! Group photo time!

(Everyone gets in the picture)

Gary The Snail (2012): Say Cheese!

All: Cheese!

(Click!)

Gary The Snail: Wow! What a nice picture! An a nice introduction show too!

Gary The Snail: See You All Later! Bye!

(Sheoosh!)

Director: And...that's a wrap everybody!

Gizmo (2014): And for us as well. Come on everyone, back to the broom closet!

Gary (2014): Everybody look out!

*A crew member from 2012 trips over the gang, taking their invisibility cloaks with him*

Gary (2014): Well crap.

Gary The Snail (2012): Wait...is that...*screen pans over to the 2014 gang; each of them smileys awkwardly* me?

TO BE CONTINUED

FADE TO BLACK

[TJ]

That was a great episode, CNF! I've really missed this show and hope you don't send it on another nine month hiatus.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

That was a great episode, CNF! I've really missed this show and hope you don't send it on another nine month hiatus.

I'll try not to send it on another hiatus teenj, glad you liked the episode!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

On 8/17/2014 at 7:22 PM, TJ said:

That was a great episode, CNF! I've really missed this show and hope you don't send it on another nine month hiatus.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry teenj.  

This shall be on hiatus no longer. A new episode has come forth! However, before that, as I expressed on my latest news post, I'll be ending this series after Episode 53. I may bring it back in the future, however. For now, let's bring this show to a conclusion after so many years, beginning with Episode 48 (which I seriously apologize for not posting sooner, this has been done since 2016 ).  (P.S. 52 and 53 are being written right now and will arrive soon!).

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 48 - The Ballroom Party

Gary: Come on Snellie, it's time to go!

Snellie: I know, I know! It takes me a while to get ready you know!

*screen pans to Bill and Gizmo*

Bill: Ready to go Gizmo?

Gizmo: Yes sweetie.

Bill: Now Gizmo, can we not have another explosion like last episode?

Gizmo: I promise.

Bill: Good.

*the two kiss*

*screen pans to Goober and Snobby*

Snobby: I am still surprised that Bill and Gizmo are still a couple after the plotline being practically forgotton.

Goober: Meep.

Snobby: You said it pal.

Snobby: You know, why are we going to this party again? We don't got girls!

Goober: Meep meep meep!

Snobby: Oh I see. Right. Like that will ever happen.

Snobby: *murmurs* Silly Goober.

*Screen pans to The Ballroom Party*

*Gang gets out of the car*

Snobby: Well, it's about damn time!

Bill: Yeah, it felt like it took 2 years to get here.

*cue audience laughter*

Gary: When did we order a laugh track on our show?

Bill: I don't know dawg, but let's just roll with it. The author of this is probably writing this randomly at 2 in the morning anyway.

*The gang heads into the ballroom*

*Bill enters, loud and obnoxious*

Bill: HEY HEY HEY PARTY PEOPLES! WHO'S READY TO-...party?

*Camera pans over ballroom and sees the refined stature of this party*

*Bill whispers to Gary*

Bill: Say uh, when the hell did you mention anything about this being a "refined" party?

Gary: I only mentioned it a hundred times Bill! You just didn't listen because you were smooching off with your new girlfriend over yonder.

Bill: Oh like you don't do it too.

Gary: ...touche my friend. Touche.

Snellie: *breaks up conversation between the two* So, shall we go out and dance? The night is ours, after all!

Gary: Sure, my sweetie-weetie! *hearts pop-up, replacing Gary's eyes*

Bill: *mumurs to himself* Oh brother.

Gizmo: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Bill, look!

Bill: What?

Gizmo: It's the Bikini Bottom Dance-O-Matic 9000!

Bill: The what?

Gizmo: It's only the-*cue rambling scientific language that Bill only nods at since he, nor does the audience, have any clue on what she is saying*

Bill: *after Gizmo finishes her rambling* Alright then, shall we go try it then?

Gizmo: YESSSSSSS!

*Gizmo fast-slithers to the machine, but before Bill can make it over there in time, Gizmo is literally pushing on every button in sight, causing the entire machine to explode and causing a massive fire to erupt inside the ballroom. The guests of the party immediately run out screaming, while the Bikini Bottom Fire Department comes to fix the mess Gizmo has caused*

*Cue to the gang, now located outside the ballroom, nearly charred by the fire*

Gary: Well, that was fun.

Snobby: Totally got my money's worth out of that.

Goober: Meep.

Gizmo: Sorry about that gang. Guess I can't help myself when it comes to two things: technology and explosions.

Bill: Hey, it's alright. It's one of the things I love about you. Not only are you smart, but you're not afraid to get destructive either.

Gizmo: *blushes* Aw, shucks Bill...

Bill: But seriously, you may want to see a medical professional about the explosions part.

Gizmo: What? Why? You just said-

Bill: I said I don't mind them. But...others kinda do...

*Cue a snail with a monocle and a curly mustache, popping out of two doors that used to be the entrance of the ballroom, somehow magically standing upright*

Mr. Mustachio Monocle The Third: Go wreck someone else's ballroom party, will yah?

*Cue audience laughter, which is loud enough to knock down the two doors right on top of Mr. Mustachio Monocle The Third*

Mr. Mustachio Monocle The Third: Ouch.

Gary: Welp, there's another place we're banned from.

*Snobby breaks out lists that rolls all the way down to Timbuck Two. Snobby uses a giant pencil that he found randomly in the ocean to pencil in The Bikini Bottom Ballroom Facilities into the ever-growing list of places the gang of snails are banned from*

Snobby: And...done.

*Silence*

Snellie: So...shall we go?

*The rest of the gang nods and says oh yeah sure sure let's go*

*Camera cues to snail's home, completely empty outside of Grandpa Snail, who is sleeping and resting on a rocking chair*

*Grandpa Snail wakes up*

Grandpa Snail: Huhh? Who's there?

*Cues to empty room*

Grandpa Snail: Oh, guess nobody.

*Grandpa Snail looks over to clock on a table with a lamp next to him*

Grandpa Snail: Oh crap! I'm late to the ballroom party! I was supposed to chaperone for Gary and the others!

*Grandpa Snail runs to coat rack, picks up coat, hat, and cane, opens the door, and partially steps out of it*

Grandpa Snail: Wait...what was I talking about again? Who am I? *looks at Camera* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!

Grandpa Snail: *runs around in circles in the house while the door flies shut on its own* USA! USA! USA!

*Grandpa Snail falls back into his chair and falls back to sleep*

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[TJ]

14 minutes ago, ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 said:

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry teenj.  

Haha, it's okay dude. 

I've missed the misadventures of these crazy ass snails. A good return (after five long years :P)