Bruce Lee

[Old Man Jenkins]

Surprised a thread for him hasn't been made yet. Phenomenal martial artist and great actor, he helped the martial arts genre hit the mainstream audience. Discuss his life here.

[Elastic Dawg]

Kicks loads and loads of ass. Him and Sonny Chiba are some of the greatest actors EVAR.

[Clappy]

One of the best ass kickers in cinema history. Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, etc. None of them can come close to touching Bruce Lee's awesomeness.

[Old Man Jenkins]

And he did kill Jackie Chan AND Chuck Norris.

[Clappy]

And he did kill Jackie Chan AND Chuck Norris.

I guess the legend is false that only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.

[Elastic Dawg]

Marathon on G4, like right naow.

[JCM]

Dang, I can't believe I missed that. The only Bruce Lee movie I've ever seen was Pulp Fiction.

[Elastic Dawg]

Dang, I can't believe I missed that. The only Bruce Lee movie I've ever seen was Pulp Fiction.

Uh, Bruce Lee had been dead for over 20 years when Pulp Fiction came out...

[ExKizuna]

Dang, I can't believe I missed that. The only Bruce Lee movie I've ever seen was Pulp Fiction.

[Elastic Dawg]

Oh, I think I see where he's going.

You see, Bruce Lee faked his death. He's been in hiding ever since. However, Quentin Tarantino, being Quentin Tarantino, tracked him down casted him in Pulp Fiction. Of course, Bruce Lee wanted to stay in hiding, and agreed to play a smaller role. That role? The Gimp. Bruce Lee is The Gimp.

...right?

Spoiler

Oh, who am I kidding, it's obvious his bones are in the suitcase.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Ever so godly shining, they are.