Fanfiction Reruns

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the first episode of Squidtalk!

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S1E1 Squidtalk!: Chum Bucket Discussion

Episode Plot: Squidward talks about how bad the Chum Bucket is and Plankton doesn't take it well

 

Squidward: Hello fans and welcome to Squidtalk! 

Squidward: Today we'll be discussing of how bad the Chum Bucket is.

(At The Chum Bucket TV)

Squidward: I mean what is with that garbage restaurant.

Plankton: Garbage restaurant YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Squidward: I mean dirty floors, gross food and it smells like an a tuna bathed in algae after running a marathon 

Plankton: OH WHY I OUGHTA!

Karen: He's right

Plankton: WHAT! KAREN YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE!

Karem: Yes! I mean look at this place it's a complete mess.

Plankton: BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO INSULT MY RESTAURANT!

(The TV)

Squidward: But we can all agree that the Chum Bucket is the most sloppy, messy, disgusting and the worse restaurant in all of Bikini Bottom! But thanks for watching the newest Squidtalk! Bye bye

(The TV goes to commercial)

Plankton: GRRR! THAT'S IT WHERE IS MY DEATHRAY!

(At Squidward's House)

Squidward: ♪Lalala♪

(Plankton burst through Squidward's house will a Deathray)

Squidward: AHHHHHH!

Plankton: TAKE THAT BACK!

Squidward: Take what back?

Plankton: YOU KNOW! ALL OF THOSE INSULTS TO THE CHUM BUCKE-

(SpongeBob steps on Plankton)

Plankton: OW!

SpongeBob: Hi Squidward! I watched your show and I like it.

Squidward: Thanks SpongeBob! I feel so famous right now.

SpongeBob: Okay enjoy your day.

Plankton: UHHHHHH! OH NO LOOK DOWN!

(SpongeBob steps on Plankton)

Plankton: OWWW!

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward did you here something.

Squidward: Didn't here it, don't care.

The End

 

[4EverGreen]

It's time for another brand new episode adventure of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Enjoy! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, Team Retro was enjoying well deserved luxury reward items from home. But one contestant, didn't get to enjoy hers for long! Because Treeflower, at long last, could no longer compete to the best of her abilities, being pregnant with Norbert's children. Treeflower voluntarily dropped out, for her own health, and the health of her kids. Everyone else, got to participate in a reward challenge, in the Caribbean Sea! The reward, was the lost golden treasure chest, of Greenbeard the Pirate! Team Retro intended to help Team Adversity get the reward, but because Tigress opened her big mouth to INSULT Spongebob, he didn't take her insult so well, and refused to stop rocking the boat until Tigress apologized! Ironically, as it turns out, Team Adversity didn't need any help at all, as they found the treasure chest all on their own! The treasure chest went to Admiral Wally, his smartness! And he in turn, gave the treasure chest to his long-time robot friend, Yay-Ok, so he could finally purchase his upgrades! While Team Retro eventually repaired the relationship between Spongebob and Tigress, it definitely showed Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; a REALLY big weakness they could exploit! What new situation will develop in this upcoming challenge? Can Team Adversity win another challenge? And what kind of musical song will be played today? It HAS a Mexican flavor! It's coming up on today's edition of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! OLE!!!!" / "Catch Me If You Mexi-can!" /

For the first time, Team Adversity is enjoying the perks of first class! Judy says: "This is such a FABULOUS ride, don't you agree my friends?!" Super Chum says: "True that! Soft, comfy pillows. A supply of Paris Purple Flurp and Pepsi, popcorn, and all the sweets we can eat! Sure beats the slim pickings back in normal class!" Stanley says: "If we can keep winning challenges, we can enjoy this ALL the time!" Dib says: "That's not likely to happen!" Randolph asks: "Well, why do you say that?" Dib says: "Look at it logically. This is the LAST challenge before the second Performance Review! And look at our numbers! They are NOT good right now! We have lost seven contestants already! Technically eight, but we got back Skipper! We're down to thirteen! Meanwhile, Team Retro still has a healthy 15 members, and even Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool has 14 members; our team is NOT in a good position right now!" Dog says: "Which is why it's now more important than ever for us to take the initiative to turn this non-ideal situation around! We can recover from this, we just got to believe in ourselves!" Stanley says: "Good point, Dog. For instance, if I didn't believe in myself, I would still be worried about some non-existant curse! But thanks to Super Chum, I now know that curses don't exist! We can make a come-back! We just got to keep the pressure up on the other teams!" Zim asks: "Well, what would you suggest?" Stanley says: "Well, Wally seems to do a pretty good job as a commander/admiral, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; while they are a good team, they're not as good as Team Retro! And Team Retro seems to be friendlier with us! Maybe we should make a beneficial two team alliance, we'll keep OUR team alive, and target the opponents in Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!"

Phoebe says: "That sounds like a GREAT idea! But is it a feasible idea?" Wally says: "Technically speaking, there are no rules against two teams working together for a mutally beneficial relationship. Advantage, us." Skipper says: "There's still the little matter of the upcoming Team merge to worry about. No matter how we slice it, we'll STILL have to compete against Team Retro eventually!" Wally says: "True. But let's wait to cross that bridge when we come to it. Until then, I think we can be friends! Better than the alternative, us being bitter enemies!" King Julien says: "And as a King, I have lots of friends!" Skipper rolls his eyes and asks: "REALLY?!" King Julien seriously says: "YES!!!! I totally count Maurice, Mort, Marlene, and you penguin guys as my friends, and you're my most special friend of ALL, Skipper! MWAHH!!!!" And King Julien gives Skipper a BIG kiss on the penguin lips, and Skipper can't help but blush! (Confessional)

Skipper says: "That kiss, it DOES feel like love! Despite our differences, it seems like King Julien truly does love me, but I'm not just going to rush into another relationship with HIM again! Make that mistake once, shame on me! But I'm not the type of guy who makes the same mistake twice! If King Julien truly wants me, he will have to earn me! Just because he is a King, doesn't mean he can automatically have me! I didn't get to be a penguin commander by making tons of mistakes; that is NOT how I roll!" / King Julien says: "I know the look in Skipper's eyes! I know Skipper truly wants me! Sure, it is strange! Who can argue with that?! I wouldn't! But then, life wouldn't be as exciting if things weren't a little strange! I'm really interested in making a relationship between me and Skipper, work! Why? For one VERY good reason; it would automatically make me the most REMEMBERED Lemur King in the HISTORY of Lemur Kings! That, and the fact that I truly DO love Skipper!" / Dib says: "As nice as First Class is, it's never a good idea to get too comfortable with it. Don't get me wrong, I do like winning, but it's all so easy to NOT win!!!! That's why I'm cautious with this situation. As long as I don't lose my nerve, I should be fine! It's a good thing, I've got Zim with me; he's a good reminder about how to expect the unexpected! And in our case, it's turned out to be a GOOD thing!!!! (STRETCH!!!!) OOH!!! My growth spurt is finally kicking in! I think I grew a WHOLE three inches!!!!" /

Dog says: "One of the most positive qualities that Randolph loves about me, is that I always try to keep a cheery, happy, positive outlook on things. That's not to say I'm naive, I know that things can turn sour if you're not careful; but as long as you look on the bright side of life, you're bound to enjoy it more! And I do so love how to help others be positive!" / Randolph says: "At first, I thought that when Dog found out that I wasn't just all male, he'd turn away from me. But in spite of my odd anatomy, he still accepts me just the way I am! I guess if Caitlyn Jenner can have a healthy dating life, I can have a healthy married life! Maybe there IS someone for everyone! I just know that I'm lucky to have Dog; he makes me laugh. And I love a good laugh!" / Stanley says: "For some reason, the other contestants don't seem to take me or Spongebob all that seriously. And I understand my cousin's frustration; it gets a little insulting after a while. While I don't know if I can do all the cool things my cousin can, I know that I have my own skills that I can use as well! If Spongebob can surprise people, than so can I!" / Wally says: "Now that Yay-Ok finally has the money to pay for his upgrades, I can focus on having fun this season! I don't care if I actually win, I just want to do the best I can and make a decent showing. I'm proud of the performance I'm putting in. I have nothing to be ashamed of!" (End Confessional)

Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, are uncomfortable hanging together in normal class. Sanjay asks: "Well, is anybody ELSE going to address the elephant in this room, or do I have to do it?!" Robot says: "There IS no elephant in this competition!" Sanjay says: "Obviously, I'm using the word elephant as a metaphor!" Craig says: "Seriously, how can you not pick up on that?!" Robot says: "Sorry, but I wasn't equipped to automatically pick up on metaphors!" Globitha says: "Don't worry, I can teach you!" Robot says: "I would like that!" Sanjay says: "Anyways, as good as our team is, we do need to work on...some issues between us. I think you KNOW what I'm talking about Tigress!!!!" Tigress angrily says: "Do you HONESTLY dare to address ME like that?!!!" Stimpy says: "Lay off! Come on! I'm a feline to, but you can't just give into anger impulses! How do you ever expect to be happy in life?!" Tigress gasps and says: "Come on!!!! I just want to introduce Sanjay to REASON and PERSUASION!!!!" Marlene snickers and sarcastically says: "Let me guess, the names you came up with for YOUR two fists?!!!" Tigress gasps and seriously says: "I did NOT name them that! They named themselves that!!!!" And Marlene looks at Tigress in a worried matter. (Confessional)

Marlene says: "AND, with THAT, I now OFFICIALLY have to be worried about Tigress sanity, who has appeared to have gone from a seven, to an ELEVEN, on a 1-10 scale of CRAZY, with 10 being the maximum amount of CRAZY!!!! On the other hand, it might mean I will OUTLAST Tigress in competition this season, which would be just FINE for me!" / Sanjay says: "I'm smart enough to NOT pick a fight with Tigress intentionally! So why is she always looking for one?! I have no beef with her!" / Craig says: "Seriously, I want to know what kind of problem Tigress HAS with everyone!" / Tigress asks: "Do you want to know WHY I'm so angry? Here's a hint. He's about MY height, about 600 pounds HEAVIER than I am in terms of muscles, and he's black and white all over?! (Camera briefly cuts) Not, it's NOT a zebra on STEROIDS!!!! It's Po, who just recently, has given me a crushing demonstration, and I don't mean in crushes! How LONG has he been holding BACK on ME?!!! And furthermore, how DID he do all that...that...UGHHHH!!!! I HATE how I HAVE to say...amazing, stuff, that he can somehow do, and I don't know how! Is it really possible? Is it possible that there's a level of fighting that I'm NOT achieving, because I don't see the potential of people on the inside, and only focus on what they look on the outside? (Shakes her head) Get a GRIP on yourself, Tigress! Po just beat me by a FLUKE!!!! I'm ALWAYS on the top of the game, because I'm ALWAYS the strongest! Come ON!!!! It's not like I can actually LOSE to anybody on the face of this EARTH!!!!" /

Robot says: "Maybe I should've tried to win the reward in the last challenge, than I could've purchased the upgrades necessary for understanding metaphors. At least Globitha is willing to teach me!" / Stimpy says: "Knowing how and when to express your feelings properly is good for a healthy life. I needed to know how to do that last season, and now it seems like Tigress needs to learn how to do it, and I can help her! I certainly WANT to!" (End Confessional)

Captain Retro says: "Sanjay, you do bring up a valid point. We still have a ways to go before the team merge, so we should take care of any problems that we have right now, instead of later! This is the perfect time for us to do it!" Than Captain Retro notices his Orb of Infinite Wisdom glowing! Marlene asks: "Why is your Orb glowing? You didn't ask it a question!" Captain Retro says: "It's a sign! Remember how I told you if I gave up something, I could get something in return?! Well, I technically DID give up Captain Greenbeard's treasure chest so Wally could have it. But what I have is a sign, telling me that I can learn a new power!" Marlene says: "Could you get your inter-dimensional travel powers back?" Captain Retro says: "Not with that small of a treasure chest, I can't. But what I CAN get is something cool. I just have to decide what I want it to be first." Marlene says: "When you figure it out, you let me know, okay?" Captain Retro says: "Okay!" (Confessional)

Captain Retro says: "Generosity is always rewarded! Letting someone else have my ancestor's treasure chest, has allowed me the ability to learn a new power, and I want it to be a good one! The question I have to ask myself is, which power could I really use, that could really come in handy for me? I already have flight, lightning speed, and super vision. What else could I use? I suppose I'll figure it out soon enough." (End Confessional) Reggie asks: "Rocko, where do you think we'll be going this time? Do you think it will be somewhere that I can surf?" Rocko says: "I don't know, Reggie. We'll have to wait to find out!" Than just like clock-work, Sniz's voice comes over the intercom!

Sniz says: "Attention contestants! Our flight today, is taking us to the MUY beautiful location of Cancun, in Mexico! Break out the tamales and start cooking burritos; we'll be cooking up a festival of FLAVOR today!" Marlene says: "Awesome! A Mexican themed challenge! And where better to have it than IN Mexico?! This is going to be a hot and spicy challenge!" Captain Retro says: "Hot and spicy, sounds...different." (Confessional) Captain Retro sighs and says: "I've been dreading this upcoming challenge, I knew it would come sooner or later! One of my more notable weaknesses, is that I can't really handle hot AND spicy Mexican food to well! The amount of hot peppers they put into food is very noticeable, especially the DREADED Habanero pepper, and that's just the LEGAL stuff! I've heard that there are even hotter peppers that they can't even put onto the market, because they are THAT dangerous! This does NOT bode well for my chances!" / Marlene says: "It seems as though Captain Retro has found something that he's not too fond or excited about. Personally, I can handle Mexican foods! I can handle just about everything! So if Captain Retro needs a hand, I'm all too happy to help him out!" (End Confessional)

The plane touches down at an airport near Cancun, Mexico, and the three teams all get out. Sniz says: "Teams, your challenge will be two-fold! Using all these typical Mexican ingredients found in traditional Mexican foods, you are going to cook a delicious Mexican feast for our very own General Barracuda!!!!" General Barracuda dances out of the plane, shaking maracas, wearing traditional Mexican garb, and wearing a FANCY sombrero!

General Barracuda says: "Ole!!!! It's time I had a reward of my own!" Sniz says: "General Barracuda will be judging the feast all three teams come up with! But be warned, if General Barracuda doesn't like a FOOD you have cooked, you will have to eat it yourself! And let me just say, eating will put you at a disadvantage for the second part of the challenge!" Bulma asks: "Care to elaborate on that, Sniz?" Sniz says: "Certainly, my fair lady! The second part of the challenge will be riding a bull in our very own version of the Mexican Rodeo!!!! Beware, of El TORO LOCO!!!! That's Spanish for the Crazy Bull! Whichever team scores the highest from the two part challenge today, wins immunity and first class! The losing team will face a bad predicament after today's challenge, they will have to vote off TWO contestants instead of just one!" Patrick says: "And suddenly, our situation just got more serious!" Sniz says: "Team Retro, since you have one more contestant than Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, you'll have to SIT one of your own out!" Captain Retro raises his hand and says: "I volunteer to sit this one out. I'm not that fond of Mexican foods and furthermore, I'm not that good of a cook." Sniz says: "No problem, but you WILL have to come up with a cool, Mexican song for us to sing along to!" Captain Retro says: "I have one in mind, but I need to go to a local radio station to make it work in context! Where's the nearest radio station?!" Fondue sighs and says: "About four blocks away from the beach, the blue building next to the most important library in town, you can't miss it!" Captain Retro says: "Thanks!" And Captain Retro rushes to the radio station!

(Confessional) Harvey Beaks asks: "I have to wonder, what exactly does, it mean to make something work in context? Does it mean NOT breaking the fourth wall, the way my series doesn't resort to doing? Or does it mean something else entirely? I'm guessing I'll find out for sure, pretty soon!" / Bulma says: "Nobody's going to get ME to ride on a bull! It's unrefined and furthermore, not at all fit for my status as a lady of GREAT importance! I mean, I want to WIN this season, but I also want to keep my PRIDE intact!" / Zarbon says: "I sure hope I don't have to mess up my body by having to eat any hot, spicy, Mexican foods! After all, my body IS my temple! And who in their right mind, would want to mess up a BEAUTIFUL temple like this?!" Zarbon takes off his shirt and reveals a perfectly chiseled, 12 pack abs! Zarbon says: "Most guys are content with six, but I go all the way to 12!" (End Confessional) Norbert says: "It sure does make me wonder what Captain Retro plans to play!" Daggett says: "Knowing him, I'm sure it will be a good song we'll really enjoy!" The radio comes on, and no sooner does that happen, then does a familiar sound get played! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Captain Retro, over the radio says: "And this is your special guest, D.J. Captain Retro, bringing you a live broadcast over the radio! And that sound tells me that it is time to sing a special song! And what better way to celebrate Mexico, than a song about being on a Mexican Radio, originally done by Wall of Voodoo, in 1982?!" /

Genre: Industrial Rock. Sub-Genre: Art Punk. Song: "Mexican Radio." Sung by: Captain Retro and others. / Captain Retro: "I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, and the touch of a world that is older. I turn the switch and check the number. I leave it on when in bed I slumber!" Marlene with Captain Retro: "I hear the rhythms of the music. I buy the product and never use it!" Norbert with Captain Retro: "I hear the talking of the D.J.!" Daggett: "Can't understand just what does, he say?!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I dial it in and tune the station, they talk about the U.S. Inflation!" Zim with Captain Retro: "I understand just a little. No comprende, it's a riddle!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I wish I was in Tijuana!" Oonski with Captain Retro: "Eating barbequed iguana!" Captain Retro: "I'd take requests on the telephone, I'm on a wavelength far from my home!" Stimpy with Captain Retro: "I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, I dial it in from south of the border!" Rocko with Captain Retro: "I hear the talking of the D.J.!" Kaput: "Can't understand just what does, he say?!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" Reggie with Captain Retro: "Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! Radio radio!" Chameleon: "What does he say?" Captain Retro: "Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" / And the epic song ends! Sniz says: "Definitely a good choice of song! Now, we've got a challenge to prep for! We'll be ready by the time you come back after some important commercial announcements!" / (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials end, Captain Retro is back with the other contestants, but is sitting off to the side, as he has chosen to sit this part of the challenge out. Everybody else, is ready to whip up a grande Mexican feast for General Barracuda! Sniz says: "Teams, you will each have 30 minutes to cook up the BEST Mexican feast that you possibly can! And remember, no SABOTAGING; Kaput, or you'll get hit with a penalty vote!!!!" Kaput whispers under his breath so Sniz can't hear and says: "Stupid brat!!!!" Sniz says: "And be careful about what ingredients you put into your food. If you put in an ingredient that General Barracuda doesn't like, you'll have to eat it yourself! Ready, set; COOK!!!!" And an oven timer begins to count down how much time remains for the three teams! Stimpy says: "I've got a really good dish! Lil Deville taught me!" Marlene asks: "Not one of Mad Dog Hoek's recipes?!" Stimpy says: "Si! It's called the Trojan Enchilada! We take one part salsa, one part hot peppers, one part hot sauce, five MORE parts hot sauce, one part beans, we load it up with spicy pepper jack cheese, and the end result, is an EXPLOSION of flavor, hot enough to make YOU, go...BOOM-BOOM!!!!"

Everyone else on Team Retro looks at each other nervously, and Marlene says: "While I personally love a good enchilada, we are NOT going to go with the Trojan Enchilada!" Robot suggests: "How about we make some bacon-wrapped fajitas?!!!" Marlene says: "We are going to make some bacon-wrapped fajitas!!!!" Rocko says: "Sorry mate, but you know how crazy Lil Deville's recipes can get. They tend to get a little...TOO explosive! It's not that we're afraid, far from it! We've just got this thing about NOT wanting to lose! It's not us! You understand, right?" Stimpy thinks about it and says: "It is okay, no problem. Bacon-wrapped fajitas sound like a better idea anyways!" Norbert says: "And we can cook up some good Mexican chips as a side!" Daggett says: "And for refreshments, I'll squeeze some prickly pears to get prickly pear juice!" Reggie says: "Sounds like a plan to me! Let's get cooking!!!!" / Zarbon says: "All right guys, we need to catch up to Team Retro, and NOT let them just walk away with another victory! Got any ideas?!!!" Bulma asks: "Are you kidding me? I'm FULL of ideas! Not only am I the number one GENIUS of West City, but I just also HAPPEN to be the number one CHEF in it as well!" Buhdeuce seriously asks: "Really? You sure don't LOOK like one?!" Bulma asks: "Can I help it if I'm so darn beautiful?!!!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "One day, Lil, you and I WILL cook the Trojan Enchilada, and ride on its spicy rocket to number one, in a summer fair cook-off! Victory will be ours for the taking!" / Marlene says: "It's not that I think General Barracuda doesn't LIKE spicy food! I want to cook something, that on the off chance General Barracuda DOESN'T like it; in case we have to eat our OWN food, I want it to be something that WE can handle! Foresight, that's why I'm going to make it far in the game!" / Rocko says: "More important than us winning this challenge, is being smart about it! We want to be safe, and not take any risks that we don't have to! I know life will throw us risks that we can't avoid from time to time, but any risk we can avoid, we will definitely make SURE, that we avoid that risk! That's one of the reasons why Team Retro has the most members right now!" / Buhdeuce groans and says: "Honestly, I'm getting SICK of hearing Bulma TALK about herself!!!! She thinks she's SO smart and SO beautiful!!!! But in all honesty, there's not a lot of THERE...there! If that makes any sense! I'm REALLY hoping she doesn't make it to the team merge, it would help ME keep peace of mind!" / Bulma says: "Genius is genetic! I inherited it from my dad! And one day, I will have a son who will inherit it for me! Winning IS inevitable!" / Zarbon says: "Bulma, don't blow this!"

(End Confessional) Bulma says: "We are going to tropical fruit items! Pineapples and mangoes on sticks, with mild salsa dipping sauce, and coconut juice as a refreshment!" Taotie gasps and asks: "That's IT?!!! There's not even any MEAT in your entree! Come on!!!! Surely you can come up with some good beef in there SOMEWHERE!!!!" Bulma says: "I'm THINKING of Heffer! Technically speaking, beef is contained IN him, and putting beef into a dish that Heffer MIGHT have to EAT, just seems CRUEL!!!! That's one of the reasons why I didn't suggest using pork in our dish, because Taotie, YOU contain pork in you!" Taotie blushes in shame and says: "Well, you...got me there! But what about chicken?!!! None of us are chickens! And do any of you ducks CARE about eating a chicken?!!!" Harvey asks: "Will it be one that has died of old age?!" Taotie thinks about it and says: "Maybe!" Harvey says: "Than that would be fine!" Bulma says: "If you can FIND a chicken to cook, we'll include it in the dinner menu. Otherwise, our meal stays as it is!" Taotie says: "Come on, Kaput! We're going hunting!!!!" Kaput asks: "What?!!! Why ME?!!!" Taotie says: "Remember, you OWE your longevity in this competition to ME!!!! Refuse to do what I want, and I reveal everything that YOU'VE done to SNIZ!!!! Do you want to TRY that?!"

(Confessional) Kaput angrily says: "OHHH, I HATE that!!!! If I didn't need to take my genius ideas from Taotie, I'd DUMP him!!!! But as such, it's still too early to strike out on my own! Besides, how hard could it be to catch ONE measly chicken?!" / Harvey says: "Technically speaking, chickens can put up quite a bit of a fight! I'm surprised that they are even CALLED chickens! They sure don't act like chickens if they chase you up a tree! That's happened to me once! Then again, that WAS before I became friends with Fee and Foo. They don't let bad chickens chase ME up trees anymore!" / Taotie says: "I want to win this challenge badly! BADLY!!!! I crave a victory SO much, I can almost taste it! That's why we NEED some meat in our feast! We need it! Otherwise, we have a plain, boring meal that's NOT going to score high with General Barracuda's taste buds! Honestly, the way we're going to win this challenge, is with VARIETY!!!!" / Heffer says: "It's nice to know that Bulma is thinking of me, even though it's probably only because she wants my vote to help protect her in future challenges! But I might still consider it, regardless of that fact!" (End Confessional)

Finally, Team Adversity gets ready to cook THEIR meal!!!! Dib says: "Team, we can't take ANY chances! We need to cook up something exciting, or else we will lose TWO contestants this time! What should we make?!!!" Super Chum says: "That Trojan Enchilada idea of Stimpy's sounds good! The problem is, I'm not sure if we can make it!" Stanley says: "I'm sure we can if we all work together!" Skipper says: "Well, let's not forget, General Barracuda has a pretty healthy appetite! He will WANT to eat it all! Therefore, we must make it as big as we possibly can!" King Julien says: "We'll make it a KING sized meal, one to be fit for eating from a King!" Dog says: "And we load it up with bell peppers, lots of bell peppers!" Randolph says: "And ortega meat!" Patrick says: "This is going to be the best meal ever!" Judy says: "And I will ride us into victory by riding the bull! It will be the performance of MY career!" Phoebe says: "I sure hope so!" Skipper says: "Dib, Judy, you two can put yourselves on the line if you want; but if either of you mess up this challenge for us, you two will be the ones that WE vote off!" (Confessional)

Super Chum says: "REALLY not good! Dib is brainy, and Judy has great acting skills! What if we go to Hollywood, California in a future challenge?! Those acting skills might come in handy! I hope I don't have to vote her off!" / Stanley says: "This is not an ideal challenge for us to lose! Technically speaking, we may ALL be responsible whether our team wins or loses this challenge! But I can't just let myself get voted off now, I'm actually doing well for myself! It is a difficult choice, but it boils down to who will be better in future challenges! And I have loads of untapped potential! And I am READY to use it!" / Skipper says: "If General Barracuda's appetite is anything like mine, he will WANT to eat a lot! So I don't want to disappoint him! Besides, you've NEVER seen a Trojan Enchilada until you've seen a SKIPPER Trojan Enchilada!" / King Julien says: "I am SO proud of that King-sized meal pun that I just made! That alone will probably be enough for me to make it all the way to the team merge! I mean, I would be so surpri-sed if it didn't!" / Dog says: "Another good thing about Randolph; he and I can bounce a LOT of good ideas off of each other!" / Randolph says: "Team-work is the real key to our good relationship! As long as we have each other, I know we can face ANY difficult situation together!" / Judy says: "If I can memorize all of War and Peace, this WON'T be hard for me!"

(End Confessional) A montage of the three teams making up their meals is seen, while the musical sounds of "The Mexican Hat Dance" can be seen, which also involves scenes of both Taotie and Kaput trying (and failing to) capture a chicken! / The montage ends, and time runs out; Taotie and Kaput both walk back in with exhaustion. Monster asks: "What's the verdict?" Taotie gasps and says: "Chicken, FIVE!!!! Us? Zero!!!!" Bulma says: "No matter! You don't need MEAT to make a meal!" Taotie whispers to Kaput: "Tell THAT to Colonel Sanders!" Sniz says: "It's time to judge the dishes! General Barracuda, start with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool and THEIR really, really, really, cool dish!" Bulma says: "I call it the tropical treat retreat!" General Barracuda says: "Sounds promising! Let's see if it tastes as good as it looks!" General Barracuda tries the feast, and he appears to genuinely like it! General Barracuda says: "Not bad. Could use a little meat, but my taste buds are still delighted. On a scale of 1-10, I give it a SEVEN!!!!" Taotie says: "Told you!" Bulma says: "Shut up! We STILL have a seven!"

Sniz says: "Team Retro, you're up next!" Marlene says: "We've got bacon-wrapped fajitas, chips, and prickly pear cactus juice!" Daggett shakes off some cactus needles in his fur and sheepishly chuckles: "I squeezed it myself!" General Barracuda says: "You put in a lot of hard work, let's see what you've got!" General Barracuda tries the feast, and his eyes light up with ecstasy, as he QUICKLY devours all of it! General Barracuda exclaims: "WOW!!!! What a good meal! I had no idea Mexican food could TASTE that good! Team Retro, you get a PERFECT 10!!!!" Dib exclaims in horror: "Oh, NO!!!! They're way ahead!!!! We can't BEAT a 10!" Wally says: "If we can't BEAT a 10, we can at least HOPE that we tie! All we have to do is NOT have our food taste BAD to General Barracuda's taste-buds!" Judy says: "And with Dib's smarts, it shouldn't!" Dib nervously says: "It all boils down to how General Barracuda feels about this dish! General Barracuda, we present to you the Trojan Enchilada!!!!" Stimpy gasps in horror and says: "Oh NO!!!! They DIDN'T!!!!" Captain Retro says: "I thought you WANTED to make the Trojan Enchilada!" Stimpy says: "I DID, because I can cook it up just RIGHT!!!! It HAS to be cooked up just right! And only Lil and I know how to properly cook up the Trojan Enchilada just RIGHT!!!! If you don't cook it up just right, it will NOT be pretty!!!!"

Captain Retro gasps in alarm and says: "Team, we better STAND far BACK!!!!" And all of Team Retro AND Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, back away from Team Adversity's dish!!!! General Barracuda says: "A Trojan Enchilada! That DOES sound like an exciting Mexican dish!" General Barracuda cuts up a piece, takes a bite, and chews. At first, it appears that NOTHING is happening!!!! Sniz says: "Well folks, it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--." (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) General Barracuda screams: "AHHHH!!!! My tongue is on fire!!!! My tongue is on fire!" Sniz shouts: "WANDA!!!!" Wanda appears and poofs up a fire hose! General Barracuda screams: "My tongue--!!!!" And Wanda SPRAYS a powerful blast of WATER into General Barracuda's mouth, until the heat is ALL washed away!!!! General Barracuda pants and says: "Thank you, I needed that! Team ADVERSITY!!!! That was hands down, the WORST Mexican dish it has EVER been my displeasure to have touch MY tongue, and SLIP into MY digestive system! Even that ONE small bite, it will haunt me for WEEKS!!!! You made it, so YOU have to eat it!" Dib gulps nervously and says: "All of it?" General Barracuda shouts: "All of it!!!!!" And Team Adversity groans in frustration!

(Confessional) Stimpy shudders in fear and says: "Glad I didn't cook that dish up wrong! Poor General Barracuda! He might be hard on us, but he didn't need THAT!!!! Come on! Even HE deserves better!" / Captain Retro says: "I'm glad we didn't lose. But more importantly, I'm glad I don't have to eat the Trojan Enchilada!" / Marlene says: "Sometimes, listening to the ideas of other people is NOT a good idea! Especially if you don't even KNOW how to COOK the item you're trying to make!" / Dib, full of the PAINFUL Trojan Enchilada, can only say: "The horror, the HORROR; THE horror!!!!" / Zim groans to and says: "I might be an alien, but even THAT hurts my digestive system! (STRETCH!!!!) Ooh! I think I grew a full three inches! Dib's growth spurt must finally be kicking in! Which means I get to grow with him! But still...PAIN!!!! I'm going to feel THIS next week!" / Wally seems remarkably unfazed! Wally says: "Looks all that spice torture training has paid off! Rocket Monkeys have to know how to handle ANY hot spices that are fed to them, just in case an enemy captures us and tries to torture us into telling secrets with hot spices! Admittedly, the rest of my team didn't handle the dish so well, but it could've been a lot worse! If my team wasn't so resilient, they probably would've spilled all of their secrets to General Barracuda!!!!" (End Confessional)

Team Adversity is groaning in pain, as they have FINALLY finished the Trojan Enchilada! Sniz says: "I'm actually amazed that you're all still conscious! You've impressed me! But, you still only have one point for your effort! Your team will have to ride last! You better hope you get a good score in the next part of the challenge!" Judy sighs and says: "I know! El Toro Loco! Let's get this over with!" / The teams arrive at the Mexican Rodeo, and see the biggest, baddest, craziest bull they have EVER seen!!!! Spongebob's eyes widen up and says: "Holy Krabby Patties! That's a lot of BEEF!!!!" Sniz says: "Years ago, you would've seen matadors do fights against bulls! However, that is NOW seen as the inhumane practice it actually is! Fortunately, people can still ride bulls! Each team will have to pick one volunteer to ride on the bull for as long as they can! Each second you can last, equals another point for your team! Whichever team scores the most combined points for both challenges, wins immunity! Team Adversity, you better pick a good bull rider! You'll need a lot of points to catch up to the other two teams!"

Wally says: "Judy, are you sure you can do this for us? I can volunteer instead, I feel confident about my abilities!" Judy says: "I will NOT be denied the performance of a life-time! I've waited for this moment! I've YEARNED for this moment! I live...for the moment at hand! I will achieve it ALL!!!! Or nothing, at all! Good-night, my sweet Prince Roger. I ride, for you!!!! End scene!" (Confessional) Wally says: "I'll say this about Judy, she doesn't back down easy! I just hope that she doesn't lose her lunch!" / Judy says: "A truly good acting personality, doesn't let something as insignificant as indigestion slow her down! I've come too far to be denied my victory now! It's time to make my brother proud! Regain the honor of my Roger, and show everyone, why I am the BEST actress Bluffington will EVER know! This is my moment to shine!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro raises his hand and says: "I'll ride the bull for my team!" Marlene asks: "Really?" Captain Retro says: "I have experience riding horses back where I grew up. Bulls shouldn't be that much different, just a little more bucking to worry about! Not to mention, the horns!" Oonski says: "I'll ride for MY team! I am Oonski the Great!!!! And no bull makes a mockery out of ME! I DEMAND to go first!" Judy says: "I am ready, to ride into the performance of my career!"

Sniz says: "It's all settled then! Oonski, you ride first! Captain Retro, you ride second! Judy, you get the advantage of seeing how the other two contestants ride, and how long THEY last, to know how long YOU need to last, in order to catch up to the other two teams!" And Oonski realizes the BLUNDER he has made in his plan! (Confessional) Oonski face-palms himself and says: "Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!! I wanted to go FIRST, set the bar high, and intimidate the others! But what if that BACKFIRES?!!! I'll be humiliated if Judy Funny manages to outlast me! And I have no idea how good Captain Retro's skills our! This does not bode well for my chances!" / Sway-Sway says: "If our team loses now, it looks like Oonski might be the one who takes the plunge!" / Buhdeuce says: "I would LOVE to personally party punch Oonski out of the plane, and there would be NOTHING he can do about it! That would be SO great!" / Bulma says: "At least I know I'll be safe. I actually did pretty well for myself this challenge! If we lose, I can probably convince the others to vote off Oonski, and probably Kaput. Taotie can still be useful in a future challenge, in terms of strategizing and brute strength, so I'll keep him along until I don't need him anymore! Brains! That's why I'm going to WIN in the end!" (End Confessional)

Oonski is ready to ride, and Sniz says: "Remember, you have seven points already! However long you last in the amount of seconds, will be converted into points and added into your total score! Good luck!" Oonski says: "In this case, I might need it!" And the bull grunts angrily! Sniz says: "On your mark, get set--!" (BRING!!!!) And Fondue rings a Mexican Fiesta Bell! Sniz shouts: "Go!!!!" Despite the bull's bucking and rough behavior, Oonski manages to do pretty well in terms of holding on! Oonski manages to hold on; but once it gets to 30 seconds, Oonski jumps off! Sniz shouts: "STOP!!!!" And the bull immediately calms down! Sniz says: "You lasted for 30 seconds, your total score is 37 points! You're ahead of Team Retro at the moment, but will you stay there?" Oonski says: "Sorry guys, I couldn't stay any longer on there if I tried!" Taotie says: "Lightweight!" Captain Retro gets on the bull, and comforts him. Captain Retro says: "I see into your soul, you are not truly bad, you have unresolved issues with your mother and father. You can make them proud, just put on a good performance, and let me ride on you for as long as you will allow me! Let your karma be your guide!" And surprisingly, it seems as though the bull ACTUALLY comprehends what Captain Retro is asking of him!

Sniz says: "Captain Retro, your team already has 10 points! In order to tie or surpass Team S.R.R.R.C., you need to last for 27 seconds or longer! But keep in mind, Team Adversity still has to go, and you don't know how well Judy might do! So no pressure!" Captain Retro says: "To quote Spongebob, I'm Ready!" Tigress asks: "Why not quote ME?!!! I'm LOADS a better warrior than Spongebob is!!!!" Spongebob rhetorically asks: "Why don't YOU ride the bull, then?!" Tigress seriously says: "I'll PASS, Spongebob!" Sniz says: "On your mark, get set--!" (BRING!!!!) And Fondue rings the Mexican Fiesta bell again! And Captain Retro begins to ride the bull! While Captain Retro rides, Team Retro hears a FAMILIAR Spanish tune, and can't help but make up their own version of the song! /

Genre: Chicano Rock. Sub-Genre: Latin Rock. Song: "El Toro!" (To the tune of "La Bamba!") Sung by: Team Retro! / Marlene: "Better hang on to Toro!" Stimpy: "You don't want to get gored, no, that would be quite tragic!" Rocko: "It is no simple magic, arriba y arriba!" Reggie: "Ah yes, arriba y arriba, that means, go fast, go very fast, so very fast!" Spongebob: "Why are we making up lyrics?!" Tigress: "I don't know any Spanish, my Capitán, oh Capitán, my Capitán!" Team Retro: "Ride El Toro! Don't get gored, no! Please just soar, oh!" Sanjay: "But not Zorro!" Robot: "Better hang onto Toro!" Captain Retro: "I am doing quite well, oh, there is no need to be worried! There is simply no need to be hurried!" Sniz: "Arriba y arriba!" (Instrumental Solo) Globitha: "Well this song last much longer?" Craig: "No, but it might finish stronger if you ask me, and I will say mucho gracias!" Po: "But rhymes with gracias? Is it maracas, La Cucracha? No, that is something else now!" Norbert: "It is something else now, that much is true!" Daggett: "That much is true, that much IS true!" Team Retro: "Ride El Toro! Don't get gored, no! Please just soar, oh!" (JUMP!!!!) Captain Retro: "I rode El Toro!" Rocko: "Ole!" Norbert: "Ole!" Stimpy: "OLE!!" / And the epic song ends!

Sniz says: "And lasting a RECORD 90 seconds, Captain Retro has scored a RECORD 100 total points for his team! Team Adversity, you'll have to last for 99 seconds, just to tie up with Team Retro!" Judy gulps nervously and says: "Bull, a little help here?!!!" But the bull SEES Judy's red hair, and he gets MAD!!!! Judy gets on, and Sniz says: "On your mark, get SET--!" But before Fondue can even RING the bell, Judy says: "WHOA!!!!" Sniz says: "I didn't say go!" General Barracuda says: "Just start the timer!" And Sniz quickly does this! Judy screams: "WHOA!!!! WHOA!!!! WHOA!!!! WHOA!!!! YIKES!!!!" And the bull THROWS Judy off after just nine seconds!!!! Sniz says: "That has got to BLOW for Team Adversity! With just ten points, Team Adversity IS in last place again! And you will be eliminating TWO this time! Take some time, and figure out which two it will be!"

(Confessional) Stanley groans and says: "This is the WORST set-back our team has EVER faced so far!!!! We're falling SO far behind the other teams! How will we ever recover?" Dib groans and says: "It is official! Today is the WORST day of my entire LIFE so far! And now that I have the same life-span as Zim; that life is going to last for a LONG time!" / Judy exclaims, over-dramatically: "I have FAILED Roger! I have FAILED Patty! I have FAILED Doug!!!! This is how the reign of the great Judy Funny ends, not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a THROW!!!! Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow!!!!" Judy pretends to faint, but she quickly gets back up and says: "That scene ought to get me the Academy Award for SURE!!!!" / Randolph says: "As far as I'm concerned, it's all over except the shouting!" / Dog shouts: "Hi CAT!!!! I always WANTED to say that on this show!" (End Confessional) At the elimination ceremony, Team Adversity is facing yet another elimination ceremony! Sniz says: "Team Adversity, what a slipshod performance you had today! You messed up pretty BIG today, both in the Mexican cook-off, AND the Bull Rodeo! Do you have any explanation for the abysmal display?!"

Wally says: "Truthfully, I don't think it's fair to place any of the blame on any one individual. In a way, we all contributed to the Trojan Enchilada not turning out as planned, and that in itself probably contributed to Judy's performance." Sniz says: "While your honesty IS refreshing, you still have to decide which two contestants you're going to send off tonight! The time has come, to vote!" (Confessional)

Wally stamps the passports of Dib and Judy. Wally says: "I don't want to have to do this, but you two DID blow it worse than the rest of us!" / Stanley crosses the fingers of his left hand, as he nervously stamps the passports of Dib and Judy! Stanley says: "Please don't let me be GONE!" / Otto disgustedly stamps the passports of Dib and Judy, and Otto says: "If I was in charge, this whole mess WOULDN'T be happening!" / Skipper gleefully stamps the passports of Dib and Judy! Skipper says: "A promise is a promise! You two are GONE!" / King Julien stamps the pass-ports of Dib and Judy. King Julien says: "Sorry, but YOUR fashions are O-U-T, OUT!" / Phoebe says: "At least with this vote-off, I will be the undisputed brains AND beauty in THIS team!" And Phoebe stamps the passports of Dib and Judy! / Super Chum stamps the passports of Dib, and Zim! Super Chum says: "This way, if you two leave, at least you'll leave together!" / Randolph stamps the passports of Dib and Judy! Randolph says: "Sorry! I've got no more LOVE for either of you!" / Dog looks carefully, and stamps the passports of Dib, and Zim! Dog says: "Sorry, this just feels like the right move for ME to make!" / Patrick looks nervously, and stamps the passports of Dib and Judy! Patrick says: "I hope I'm RIGHT on this!" / Zim angrily stamps the passports of Patrick and Judy! Zim says: "Take THAT!" / Dib stamps the pass-ports of Judy and Patrick. Dib says: "Get lost!"

(End Confessional) Sniz says: "I've got 13 contestants, but only 11 bags of popcorn! When I call your name, you will receive a bag of popcorn. If you do not receive a bag of popcorn, you must grab the Parachute of Losers, and take the Drop of Shame. Ergo, that means you are out of the contest, and you can never, EVER come back EVER!!!! Wally! Stanley, Otto, Skipper, King Julien, Phoebe, Super Chum, Randolph, Dog, Patrick!" Zim, Dib, and Judy all look at each other nervously, seeing as how they're the only three contestants left! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the last bag of popcorn!" Zim sighs and says: "Don't worry, Dib, I had a good run! I know you'll do well." Dib says: "That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!" But EVERYONE is surprised when Sniz shouts: "ZIM!!!!" And Zim is surprisingly HIT by his bag of popcorn, as Team Adversity gasps in SHOCK!!!! Sniz says: "Okay!!!! That WAS a shocker!!!! Even I'm shocked, and I KNEW the answer!!!!" Dib asks: "Why me?" Skipper says: "It was YOUR idea to use the Trojan Enchilada, and cook it up even when you had no idea how to do so. You let your team down, big time!" Zim says: "This is so unfair! All Dib tried to do was help his team! And you're voting him off!"

Dib looks at Zim seriously, and Dib says: "Zim, look at me! I have never been more serious to ANYBODY, than I'm being to you right now! But you CAN do this! You have the skills, you have the smarts, you have the abilities, and you never give up; not even when you know that you have absolutely no chance of winning! That's one of the abilities I admire the most about you! No matter the odds, you never give up! That's what you bring to the table! That's why you have to stay and win, for both of us!" Zim chokes up, and actually sheds a tear of silicone! Zim says: "I'll...try!" And Dib, before he leaves, kisses Zim on the face!!!! And Zim surprisingly collapses from the shock! Zim says: "YOU...actually kissed me!" Dib asks: "And did you notice something, Zim?" Zim asks: "What's that?" Dib says: "The world didn't come to an end." Dib and Judy both grab their parachutes. Judy dramatically says: "I must leave you, but I will live on! In your memories, and on the eventual D.V.D. release of this season! Good night, sweet audience, the world is a stage, and I, just a humble player on it! Farewell!" And Dib and Judy both jump out of their plane and open their parachutes, floating to safety! /

Sniz says: "And like that, our roster of contestants is FINALLY down to forty! We have just finished our fifteenth episode, of our 52 episode season! We will return, we will find another fantastic location, and another contestant will be eliminated! And as always, we will have PLENTY of surprises in store for you! It will all happen only here, on Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! OLE!!!!" / Episode Notes: Dib Bitters and Judy Funny both get eliminated with this episode. And with Judy's elimination, all of the representatives from "Doug" have now been eliminated off of the third season of the "Total Cartoon" series! Phoebe becomes the only female left on Team Adversity, while Zim becomes the only representative from "Invader Zim" to remain as a contestant on the season. The episode title is a parody/reference to the movie, "Catch Me If You Can." Featured songs in this episode: "Mexican Radio," and "El Toro!" Is a parody of "La Bamba!" /

Personal Notes: The major reason to have Dib Bitters be on a season with Zim, is to show that despite not being overtly stated, that there IS a relationship between Dib and Zim, and they really do care for each other! Dib's major role was to be set up as a potential final three fail win, only to not be able to make it anywhere near that far! But despite his failing, he HAS, in turn, given Zim the incentive to go far! As far as Judy Funny is concerned, she was determined to do LOADS better than she did in her previous performance on the "Total Cartoon" series! But her passion for dramatic flair, turned out to be her OWN undoing! And with Judy's failure, she continues "Doug's" uninterrupted three season losing streak, of being unable to produce a single contestant CAPABLE of getting to the Final Seven! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the 10th episode (Part 1) of SpingeBill's Adventure (note: this was written by @daehenoC)

Spoiler

Episode 10: Dennis Gets Revenge

(SpongeBob and Patrick are at SB's house)

SpongeBob: hey pat

Patrick: yeah SpongeBob

SpongeBob: i got nothing to do

Patrick: me neither

SpongeBob: remember that concert

(Flashback from Episode 9)

"Pickle: hey guys Kelpy G has cancelled his concert"

"Peanut: SO LETS ROCK PICKLE AND PEANUT STYLE"

"(Pickle and Peanut theme song plays)"

"Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Squidward: I hate pickles and peanuts"

SpongeBob: wait a minute

Patrick: SB your phone is ringing

Ringtone: KLASKY CSUPO KLASKY CSUPO KLASKY

SpongeBob: alright shut up already

(SB answers the phone)

Splaat: hi guys

Patrick: hey mr demon monster

Splaat: i have made new friends now

SpongeBob: who

(The facecam on Splaat's phone pans to a scared Gumball)

Gumball: help

SpongeBob: hey, I know these guys

Splaat: really

Patrick: yup, I went skydiving with them before

Splaat: wow

Splaat: anyway, you guys mind if I visit

SpongeBob: nope

Splaat: OK then, ill be there in a splaat

(Splaat teleports [to see how, play the beginning of the KC logo in reverse])

Splaat: i'm here

Patrick: hi

Splaat: oh hey, do you want me to show you something

SpongeBob: sure

(Splaat's ink blob forms wings)

Patrick: *gasp*

SpongeBob: AMAZING

Splaat: up for a ride

Patrick: sure

(Splaat grabs SpongeBob and Patrick and flys to the surface)

SpongeBob: WOAH

Patrick: THIS IS AWESOME

(SpongeBob and Patrick dry up)

Splaat: and don't forget your air-breathing powers

(Splaat takes 2 chunks of ink off of his ink blob and puts them on SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: how will this work

(The ink sinks into SB and P and they immediately get moist and be able to breathe)

SpongeBob: oh thank you

???: YOU WON'T BREATHE FOR LONG

(A Dennis-like figure almost crashes into SB and P)

Dennis: I'VE BEEN LEFT WITH NO FOOD AND WATER FOR 12 YEARS AND ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU

Patrick: I don't remember anything

Dennis: WELL I DONT CARE

Splaat: guys, i got this

(Splaat launches KC blocks from his mouth but misses)

Splaat: WHAT

(Dennis runs over Splaat with his motorcycle)

Dennis: AND NOW, TIME TO DIE

THE END

Part 2 coming later

 

 

[4EverGreen]

It's time for another re-run of a "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode. Enjoy. /

Instead of the usual show opening, fancy C.G.I. words float down, which say: "TOTAL CARTOON GLOBAL CRUISE" make a fancy C.G.I. entrance, followed by the words: "Performance Review!" Clips from previous episodes are shown! /

Patrick says: "You remember me?! SHE REMEMBERS ME!!!! YA-HOO-HOO-HOO-IE!!!!" / Reggie screams: "I can't BELIEVE we LOST to those MORONS!!!!" / Reggie says: "I don't know what's WRONG with me!" Captain Retro says: "I know what's WRONG with you!" And he removes a micro-chip hidden underneath Reggie's hair! / Snaptrap screams: "I'll NEVER survive in San Quintin Prison, they'll chew me up and spit me OUT!!!!" / Haggis angrily says: "You've had this coming for THREE seasons, Treeflower!!" (POW!!!!) / Haggis says: "But; but, I'm FABULOUS!!!! I-I SEIZED the day!!!!" Kaput winks at Haggis deviously! Haggis says: "YOU!!!!" / Everyone shouts: "Old Man Jenkins?!!!" / Otto asks: "Guess who's back?" / Twister angrily says: "Why does the TWISTER keep LOSING, people?!!!" / Tigress angrily says: "You were SUCH an IDIOT!!!! You couldn't even TELL that I was a GIRL!!!!" Twister says: "I said I was SORRY!!!!" / Fondue says: "Lil can't stay here. She has to be med evac'd for her own safety." / Patrick says: "I saw Otto and Suzie kiss!" Angelica screams: "You WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" / Otto angrily says: "We were SO over two seasons ago!" / Angelica angrily says: "Suzie, you SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" / Pearl says: "I'll see you at the finale! BYE!!!!" / Guano takes off his mask and says: "Old Man Jenkins!" / Sniz says: "Drop of shame is that way, Treeflower. You can just let yourself out." / Sniz says: "Okay. That was a shocker. Even I'M shocked, and I KNEW the answer!" / Judy says: "I WILL live on in your memories!" / The clips from previous episodes are shown, and the words make a fancy C.G.I. exit off-screen! /

"Performance Review: Funny Diva, Pretty Pearl!" / The episode opens up properly, with Darwin and Eliza once again sitting in green couches! Darwin says: "Welcome to the second Performance Review of this season! Once again, I am Darwin Thornberry, honorary family member to the famous Thornberries, long story!" Eliza says: "And of course, I'm Eliza Thornberry! I plan on being the NEXT Jane Goodall!" Blonda magically poofs in, and once again looks SUPER fabulous!!!! Blonda says: "And I am the TRUE talent for tonight! I am the absolutely gorgeous, absolutely incredible, absolutely astounding...!!!!" Eliza mutters: "Absolutely long-winded!" Blonda finishes: "The one, the only...BLONDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And giant fireworks explode, and glitter and confetti drop everywhere, as big Hollywood type letters spelling "Blonda" are seen behind her! Darwin asks: "A little over the top, don't you think?" Blonda asks: "What do you mean?" Darwin says: "It just seems like a lot of unnecessary build-up, for someone who really isn't that important in the big scheme of things!" Blonda screams: "I am NOT unimportant!!!! I have been in 27 SEASONS of Fairy Drama Hospital!" Eliza says: "According to The Fairly Oddparents, you HAVE been!" Blonda says: "According to EVERYONE! I am a super-mega successful CELEBRITY!!!!" Eliza seriously says: "Only on ONE episode of ONE show! Seriously, how deluded ARE you?! You're living in a fantasy! You're nothing but a glorified bit character, that to MY knowledge, only ACTUALLY appeared in one ACTUAL episode of one show! Even Craig Mammalton has more credibility than YOU do!" Blonda angrily says: "Keep talking like THAT!!!! I can replace YOU with Mila Kunis, as well!" Eliza says: "I would LOVE to see you try, and get fired for violating your contract!" Darwin says: "It's true, no messing with the Performance Review hosts!"

Blonda calms down and says: "Fine! I'll leave you alone, for now!" Darwin says: "And with that out of the way, it's time to introduce our dedicated panel of our most LOYAL fans, the eliminated contestants from season three!" Eliza says: "Jimmy Neutron!" Darwin says: "Fanboy!" Eliza says: "Roger Plotz!" Darwin says: "Patty Mayonnaise!" Eliza says: "And Kitty Katswell!" Darwin says: "And out doing international fan interviews, is Aang, chasing down good stories!" Eliza says: "Before we start our normal show, it's time for our favorite part of the show, the game we like to call, HOT, or NOT!!!!"

Darwin says: "Skipper and King Julien?" Eliza says: "Started off shaky, but it looks like it's improving!" Darwin says: "It looks like Keswick wants to get together with Kitty!" Eliza says: "Speaking of, Dudley and Chameleon!" Darwin says: "Totally came out of left field!" Eliza says: "But very interesting!" Darwin says: "I hope they have a good relationship together!" Eliza says: "Angelica and Otto?" Darwin says: "SO not!!!! Totally OVER!!!!" Eliza says: "But Suzie and Otto? Totally HOT!!!!" Darwin says: "I agree! They're a MUCH better couple together!" Eliza says: "Patrick and Pearl?" Darwin says: "Pearl may be gone, but Patrick's love for Pearl endures!" Eliza says: "Treeflower and Norbert?" Darwin says: "Very much alive, even with the news that Norbert and Daggett are not biological brothers!" Eliza says: "Dib and Zim?" Darwin says: "They finally showed there was something there!" Eliza says: "And finally, Taotie and Kaput!!!!" Darwin laughs and says: "Who are WE kidding?! They are TOTALLY going to betray each other!" / And the game ends!

Jimmy asks: "Who are the interviewed contestants going to be tonight?" Eliza says: "I'm glad you asked! We've got a LOT of eliminated contestants to review this time!" Darwin says: "Haggis McHaggis!" Eliza says: "Twister Rodriguez!" Darwin says: "Lil Deville!" Eliza says: "Pearl Krabs Star!" Darwin says: "The REAL Guano!" Eliza says: "Treeflower Foster Beaver!" Darwin says: "Dib Bitters!" Eliza says: "And Judy Funny!" Roger asks: "Wait!!!! Judy Funny is finally going to be HERE?!!!" Darwin says: "Yes she is." Patty says: "Roger, what is your thoughts about this?" Roger says: "I don't know. She tricked me, in front of an international audience!" Fanboy says: "On live TV, I might add!" Roger says: "I'm really...conflicted about it all." Kitty asks: "What's this segment going to be called?" Eliza says: "A two for one special! We call it, Funny Diva, Pretty Pearl, in honor of our two star interviewers, Pearl and Judy Funny!" Jimmy says: "Wait! I'm confused. Aren't there supposed to be other eliminated contestants that should be interviewed?" Darwin says: "Good observation! As a matter of fact, there WERE supposed to be other interviewers who SHOULD be here; but for obvious reasons, can't be!" Eliza says: "Timmy Turner was found, healed, and has decided to go back to Dimmsdale, in order to be safe from any further...'deterioration' so to speak!" Darwin says: "Otto Rocket was found and brought back into the game!" Eliza says: "Snaptrap was found with an illegal item in his possession! He was taken to jail as a result!" Darwin says: "Skipper was eliminated, but brought back into the competition!" Eliza says: "And finally, Angelica Pickles!"

Patty gasps in shock and says: "No WAY!!!! Angelica Pickles was ELIMINATED?!!! I totally didn't see THAT coming!" Darwin says: "I honestly didn't either, but it happened!" Blonda says: "And even though she won't admit it for herself, I'd be HAPPY to show the panel EXACTLY what happened to her!" Eliza says: "I am curious to know for myself! Show us what happened!" Blonda magically poofs up a screen, and shows a digital presentation. (Clip footage) Blonda says: "Angelica Pickles was the MEANEST contestant in the competition, bar none!" Darwin says: "No argument there!" Blonda says: "Angelica Pickles was determined to get all the WAY to the Final Three this season, by any means necessary!" Eliza says: "But it always seemed that there was one MAJOR obstacle to Angelica Pickles' desire to win!" Blonda says: "And that one major obstacle WAS, Angelica Pickles!" Darwin says: "Some people truly ARE their own worst enemy!" Blonda says: "And that was certainly true of Angelica Pickles! What caused her elimination, is the fact that Angelica Pickles ended up shooting herself in the foot, metaphorically speaking! Once, twice, thrice, and four times would be enough for anybody!" Eliza says: "But it was her FINAL, vile Confessional threatening EVERYBODY, and DEMANDING money from Sniz, that was the fifth, and FINAL, nail in Angelica's coffin! With five strikes against her, when this season is over, Angelica Pickles will be prohibited from EVER appearing on another season of this show EVER again!" (End Clip Footage)

Patty says: "So does that mean we're not going to SEE Angelica Pickles here?" Darwin snickers and says: "Oh, she's HERE!!!! But she's not...exactly...fit for TALKING!!!!" Roger asks: "What do you mean?!!!" Blonda says: "Bada, Bing, bring out Angelica Pickles!!!!" And they wheel out Angelica Pickles on a gurney, as she is COMPLETELY bandaged up, except for her eyes, and is unable to talk, though she STILL tries! Fanboy says: "WHOA!!!!" Jimmy asks: "What happened to her?!" Blonda says: "I've got footage of that, to!" / (Vintage Footage) The footage shows an ancient, Incan, stone brick temple in the Brazilian Jungle. The Jungle tranquility is broken by the sound of Angelica, falling, and STILL screaming: "You SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (CRASH!!!! CRASH!!!! CRASH!!!! CRASH!!!! Objects clatter!!!! / Vintage Footage Ends) Blonda says: "Shame, shame, shame! You REALLY should have tried to pull that parachute cord, instead of wasting your time SCREAMING at Suzie!" Angelica, in futility, screams: "MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!!" Patty laughs and says: "I MUST admit, Angelica, you've NEVER sounded SO nice!!!!" Angelica angrily, and muffled, screams: "MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!!" Jimmy asks: "What did she SAY?!!!"

Blonda says: "I can speak muffled, because I'm bi-lingual in BRAIN-DEAD! And what she said, I can't repeat exactly, because there might be kids watching! However, I can paraphrase what she said! Paraphrasing, she said, 'I HATE that freaking pitch queen Suzie SO much, and when I heal, I am going to take my full wrath of vengeance and SMITE all those creeps DOWN into freaking heck, so they can suffer like the donkeys they are!!!!' Totally paraphrased, of course!" Eliza says: "Of course!" Darwin says: "And with that out of the way, we can FINALLY start interviewing our eliminated contestants!" Eliza says: "Our first contestant won an Oscar for his role in King Lear!" Darwin says: "Not to mention co-starring with fellow contestant Lil Deville in that movie!" Eliza says: "And he made the erroneous mistake of hitting Treeflower, and costing his team a challenge!" Darwin says: "It's Haggis McHaggis!!!!" And Haggis McHaggis walks out to very scattered applause. Haggis sighs and says: "I expected this. I can't say I'm surprised, I didn't handle that situation with Treeflower that well!" Eliza says: "Please, have a seat sir. We won't be hard on you, we just want to hear your side of the story!"

Haggis sighs and says: "I was SO tired of people saying I was boring! It really irritated me! I thought if I could just SHOW people the potential I STILL have, maybe they would SEE that I wasn't boring, that I could BE interesting! I just...made my impact in the wrong sort of way. I was deceived by Kaput, and I'm pretty sure he tricked Treeflower, to! No way she would've made such an erroneous mistake if she had known the truth!" Darwin says: "Well, we'll know for sure once we hear from Treeflower!" Haggis shudders and says: "Oh...she is SO going to let me have it when she gets on!" Eliza says: "Well, she's still not allowed to kill you, she'd be BARRED from future competition if she did that!" Haggis says: "Believe me, there are some things SO much worse than death! I have experienced plenty of examples myself!" Darwin says: "One last question; do you think Stimpy can make the team merge again?" Haggis says: "I have total faith in Stimpy's ability! I believe he can make it far!" Eliza says: "Thank you for your time and patience!" And Haggis takes a seat next to Fanboy! Haggis says: "I feel safer next to you!" Darwin says: "Next up, is a protege of Otto Rocket!" Eliza says: "He knows a lot about extreme sports, but NOT much else!" Darwin says: "Please welcome, Twister Rodriguez!!!!" And Twister skates in on a cool skateboard, does a few spins, and takes a seat on the green couch! Eliza says: "So you're the Twister?!" Twister says: "I would prefer it if you would call me that!" Darwin asks: "Is it true that for past pets, you once had a puppy, AND a walrus?!" Twister says: "I don't so much remember any puppy, but I DEFINITELY remember the walrus!" Eliza says: "You bragged a lot about your mad skills on the show! So I have to wonder, what gives?"

Twister says: "I needed the right type of challenge to showcase my skills! Is it MY fault that I didn't get to see them?! Certainly not! I have what USED to be my team to thank for that!" Darwin says: "What do you think about Otto and Suzie?" Twister says: "Honestly, Otto doesn't stand a chance! But Reggie? I think she can go all the way! I am rooting for HER to win!" Eliza says: "Thank you for your time and patience!" Darwin says: "And before we break, we're going to interview, Dib Bitters!" And Dib Bitters is dragged out by Blonda! Dib says: "That's it?! No build-up?"

Blonda says: "We've got a tight schedule, spill it!" Dib says: "I like Zim, I like technology, I'm really smart, and I really hope--!" Blonda says: "EHHH!!!! Sorry, we've got to move on!" And she dumps Dib next to Twister! Dib says: "I wasn't finished!" Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "Trust me, you were WAY finished!" Eliza says: "We'll just PRETEND to ignore that tacky display of rudeness!" Darwin says: "We've got to take a break right now, but we'll be back!" Eliza says: "And we will interview Lil Deville, Pearl Krabs Star, the REAL Guano, Treeflower, and Judy Funny!" Darwin says: "First, some important commercial announcements!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the episode opens back up on Darwin and Eliza! Eliza says: "Welcome back to the second Performance Review of this season!" Darwin says: "Check it OUT!!!! In terms of fractions, we are 16/52, which when reduced down, is about 8/26, or 4/13 of the way through the season!" Eliza says: "That's about 31.07% of the way through this season!" Darwin says: "It is amazing that despite the length of this season, how fast we're getting through this season!" Blonda slyly says: "Maybe it's because the powers that be, have more enthusiasm for THIS season compared to last season!" Eliza says: "The cast may be big, but there IS a lot of enthusiasm among the contestants!" Blonda says: "And I LOVE enthusiasm! Say, do you think I can create some enthusiasm of my OWN?!" Darwin asks: "Will it be something that we like and/or is appropriate to be shown on TV?!" Blonda says: "Depends on what your definition of 'liking' or 'appropriate' is!" Eliza and Darwin look at each other, and Darwin shakes his head. Eliza says: "I think we'll PASS, Blonda!" Blonda says: "Suit yourself! I WAS thinking about holding a festival!!!!" Darwin asks: "A REAL, TRUE festival?! Not a FAKE festival designed to HURT and/or humiliate people?!" Blonda asks: "Honestly! Would I EVER do that?!!!" Eliza says: "We wouldn't put it PAST you!" Blonda groans and says: "UGHH!!!! I feel SO stifled here!" Darwin asks: "If you don't like it, why don't you go back to Fairy Drama Hospital?!"

Blonda asks: "Are you KIDDING?! This pays more!" Eliza says: "While a festival DOES sound like a good idea, I don't think we have time to film one, even IN our hour long format! We have to get on with interviewing our contestants!" Blonda says: "Remember, I'm here to spice things UP!!!!" Darwin groans and says: "That's about the last thing WE need!" Eliza says: "Anyways, our next interviewed contestant is someone who has been here before, and she's EVEN brought some guests with her!" Darwin says: "Fresh out of her stint from the hospital in St. George, Utah; it's everybody's favorite crazy girl, Lil Deville, and GUESTS!!!!" Lil Deville swings in on a rope from the right, jumps off, and does FOUR backwards flips onto the green couch! Lil says: "WOO-HOO!!!! I am COMPLETELY healed!!!!" Eliza says: "Welcome to the Performance Review! I know you've been here before, but a lot has happened since the last time you've been interviewed! For instance, who are the guests you said you'd be bringing?" Lil says: "Only the best! From season two, I proudly present, Ren Hoek with Ricky and Stimpy Jr.!!!!" And Ren holds the two young kids by his hands, waving to his fans, as he takes a seat with Lil Deville! Ren says: "It is GREAT to be back on here!" Darwin says: "I'm glad you can join us here! Are you upset about not getting a chance to compete this season?" Ren asks: "Are you kidding me? I'd probably just embarrass myself again. I know me too well!"

Eliza says: "Well, it's refreshing to hear some earnest honesty." Ren says: "Besides, I'm happier than I've ever been. I get to help raise two lovely kids! You know, in the entire time since Stimpy and I have been blessed by their presence, I've never lost my temper once?" Darwin says: "That's wonderful, Ren!" Ren says: "Isn't it?! I feel like the pent-up demons inside of me, all disappeared once these two wonderful children came into my life! I get the chance to be a good parent, that my parents never were!" Eliza asks: "You didn't have good parents?" Ren says: "I don't blame THEM for the way they raised me! They just didn't have a good, understanding friend like I did, with Stimpy! He saw the goodness in me even when I couldn't see it myself! I don't know where I would be without his help!" Darwin says: "Stimpy sure brings out the best of people!" Lil says: "Excuse me, I thought you were supposed to interview me?" Eliza says: "Sorry Lil, we just really wanted to know about Ren. Besides, we already KNOW a lot about you, because you are SO interesting!" Lil says: "That IS true!" Darwin says: "Just one question, how far do you two think Stimpy can go this season?!" Ren says: "I have total faith in my soul-mate! He will excel!" Lil says: "I look forward to Stimpy making the team merge again!" Ren says: "And I hope Stimpy gets to see this! Kids, say hi to your daddy, Stimpy!" Stimpy Jr. and Ricky shyly says: "Hi to our daddy, Stimpy!" Ren and Lil hug each other and the kids in a group hug! Ren happily asks: "Aren't they the most precious things ever?!" Eliza says: "They sure are! Take any seat you want!"

Ren, Lil, Stimpy Jr., and Ricky all seat close to Haggis McHaggis! Ren asks: "Haggis, what are you doing here this early?" Haggis looks humiliated and says: "I can't talk about it in the presence of your two kids." Lil says: "Trust me, it's THAT bad!!!!" Ren says: "Question withdrawn!" Darwin says: "Our next contestant is a beautiful beaver lady who doesn't really need an introduction, but we will STILL give her one!" Eliza says: "In this season, she had a REMARKABLY better time as a contestant, and got remarkably further THIS season than in any season prior!" Darwin says: "She even found time to get BUSY with Norbert, and now has two BUNS in her oven, so to speak!" Eliza says: "Even though she had to drop out of the contest this season, we think she did a WONDERFUL job this season!" Darwin says: "Please welcome Treeflower Harmony Fields Foster Beaver!!!!" And Treeflower walks on, wearing a very comfortable, but STILL very beautiful dress! Eliza says: "Welcome to the Performance Review! And I just want to say, your performance this season was very admirable!"

Treeflower says: "Thank you. I wanted to make up for my...less than stellar performances from my first two seasons!" Darwin says: "I think I can safely say, that your hard work paid off! Look at you! You're going to be a mother!" Treeflower says: "I don't even care so much that I had to leave when I did! I composed myself, I didn't lose my cool, and I even got new friendships with a lot of contestants on Team Retro! That might not have happened, had it not been for the fear of what might happen, if I ever lost Norbert!" Eliza says: "You mean, your change happened because you were afraid to lose Norbert?" Treeflower sighs and says: "Prior to this third season, I made a HORRIBLE mistake, and it was SO horrific! It was a MIRACLE that Norbert and Daggett were willing to give me another chance the way they did!" Darwin asks: "What do you mean?" Blonda says: "Just putting it OUT there; perfect TIME to play Truth or Farm-house, Wizard of Oz style!!!!" Eliza shouts: "OUT!!!!" And Blonda angrily flies off!

Treeflower sighs and says: "I was...afraid if Daggett came to our wedding, he'd do something to humiliate us! I wanted it to be perfect! The only way I could ensure that, was if I held my wedding the same day Daggett had his wedding with Bunny! I honestly thought Norbert wouldn't think Daggett's wedding was anything he would want to attend. But Norbert DID care, and he got SO mad! He REALLY let me have it once he found out the truth! I had no idea he COULD get so mad! I guess the casting agency DIDN'T make a mistake by choosing him to be a star of The Angry Beavers! Either I couldn't, or wouldn't admit I was wrong! I stormed off on him, and tried to go back to my mom's! But my mom wasn't there to tell me that I wasn't the one in the wrong! I tried very hard to find SOMEONE who was willing to support MY side, but no one did! Then, when I heard that season three was coming up, I tried desperately to get a ride, but nobody was willing to TAKE me! I got so desperate, I actually ran BACK to Norbert and Daggett, BEGGING for a ride to get onto season three! They let me ride, on the promise that I make up for my transgression against Norbert and Daggett, for purposely planning my wedding on the same day as Daggett's! I had no choice but to agree!" Darwin asks: "Did you?"

Treeflower says: "Obviously, I HAD to! The first chance I had, I arranged for new wedding ceremonies to take place, so Daggett and Bunny could attend Norbert's and mine, and we in turn, could see Daggett's and Bunny's! But even though I did that good deed out of obligation, I became interested in doing more! I wanted to really SEE if a friendship with me and Marlene was possible! Turns out, it WAS!!!! I think that's why I was finally able to get something wonderful for all my troubles! In four more months, I will be a mother!" Darwin says: "That's wonderful!" Treeflower says: "There's just something I really want to say to Norbert, and I guess to the television audience, if I can. Well, not so much say, as sing!" Eliza says: "Well, this IS a season dedicated TO singing! Go ahead!" Treeflower says: "Gladly!" / Genre: 1980's Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Madonna. Song: "Open Your Heart." Sung by: Treeflower! /

Treeflower: "Watch out! I see you on the street and you walk on by, baby! You make me want to hang my head down and cry! If you gave me half a chance you'd see, my desire burning inside of me! But you choose to look the other way. I've had to work much harder than this, for something I want, don't try to resist me! Open your heart to me, baby. I hold the lock and you hold the key. Open your heart to me, darling! I'll give you love if you, you turn the key! I think that you're afraid to look in my eyes, baby! You look a little sad, boy I wonder why! I follow you around but you can't see, you're too wrapped up in yourself to notice! So you choose to look the other way; well, I've got something to say! Don't try to run, I can keep up with you. Nothing can stop me from trying, you've got to open your heart to me, baby! I hold the lock and you hold the key. Open your heart to me, darling! I'll give you love if you, you turn the key! Open your heart with the key. One is such a lonely number. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Open your heart, I'll make you love me! It's not that hard, if you just turn the key! Don't try to run, I can keep up with you! Nothing can stop me from trying, you've got to open your heart to me, baby! I hold the lock and you hold the key. Open your heart to me, darling! I'll give you love if you, you turn the key! Open your heart with the key. Open your heart, I'll make you love me! It's not that hard, if you just turn the key! Open your heart, I'll make you love me! It's not that hard, if you just turn the key! Open your heart, I'll make you love me! It's not that hard, if you just turn the key!" / And the epic song ends!

Eliza, and the rest of the eliminated contestants clap! Eliza says: "Wonderful performance, Treeflower!" Treeflower says: "You know, I think being pregnant has actually made me a better singer!" Darwin says: "Interesting! We loved your performance, but we DO need you to take a seat, so we can finish interviewing contestants!" Treeflower says: "That's okay. It is so GOOD to be back here!" Treeflower walks to the bleachers, and takes a seat next to Kitty Katswell! Haggis asks: "Wait, all that time UP there and you never even SCREAMED about how I hit you?!" Treeflower says: "I know it wasn't your fault, Kaput tricked you! He tricked me, to! What you did, you did because I made a mistake, and Kaput told me a lie, and set it up so it would send you over the edge!" Haggis says: "WOW! You really calmed down from the past two seasons!" Treeflower says: "Thank you!" Eliza says: "Our next interviewer, technically never PARTICIPATED this season!" Darwin smiles and says: "But once we FINISH with him, he WILL participate!" Eliza says: "Here's the back-story! Blonda?!" Blonda says: "On it!" (Vintage Footage)

Darwin says: "Before this season began, the REAL Guano, switched places with Old Man Jenkins! Actually, it was vice-versa!" Eliza says: "Old Man Jenkins offered the REAL Guano $4,000 if the REAL Guano agreed to let Old Man Jenkins take the REAL Guano's place for the upcoming challenges this season!" Darwin says: "Oddly enough, the REAL Guano agreed to this, because he wanted to see the havoc Old Man Jenkins had in mind!" Eliza says: "The havoc was to mess with Captain Retro's plans of trying to prevent the evil contestants from succeeding in what EVER evil goals they had in mind!" Darwin says: "But those plans all came to an end in the Missouri challenge!" Eliza says: "In a challenge based around telling the truth, Old Man Jenkins, as Guano, REFUSED to admit to any truth, and it was really costing his team!" Darwin says: "But Old Man Jenkins, as Guano was FINALLY found out when he admitted that he wasn't really Guano, he was Old Man Jenkins!" Eliza says: "He was automatically eliminated, for telling the most lies!" (Vintage Footage Ends) Darwin says: "Old Man Jenkins is back in Bikini Bottom, but our special treat for you, is in fact, the REAL Guano!!!!" And the REAL Guano jumps on-stage, expecting to hear ROARING applause! Guano says: "Ta-da!!!!" But all Guano hears is crickets chirping! Ren says: "Lil, stop imitating crickets chirping!" Lil says: "Sorry! I was being FUNNY!!!! Ha-Ha!!!!"

Eliza says: "You really shouldn't be surprised, you let a FRAUD take your place in the competition! What was UP with that?!!!" Guano says: "Okay, when Old Man Jenkins made the proposal to me, I thought to myself, 'I could either put myself through the pain and agony of suffering through a season, only to not even WIN any money, or I could get a guaranteed pay-off of $4,000, and have someone else compete on MY behalf! A win-win!" Darwin sarcastically says: "Uh-huh. And just WHAT would you have done if Old Man Jenkins DIDN'T give you any reward money and kept it all for himself?!" Guano says: "He should consider himself lucky! He never would've even GOTTEN onto a season of the Total Cartoon series if it weren't for me!" Eliza says: "About that, are you aware that YOU violated the contract that YOU signed by letting a fraud take your PLACE?!!!" Guano asks: "What do you mean?" Darwin says: "If you sign the contract agreeing to be on the show, you HAVE to be on the show; you CAN'T have a fraud take your place FOR you, or there will be a PRICE to pay!!!!" Guano scoffs and says: "Big DEAL!!!! How bad could it be?!!!" Eliza smiles and says: "Exactly $4,000!!!!" Guano screams: "AHHH!!!! You can't make me give THAT up!!!! Can you?!!!" Darwin says: "Well, there IS one thing you can do in order to avoid having to give up any money!" Guano panics and nervously says: "Tell me! Whatever I have to do, I'll do it!" Eliza smiles and says: "Appear in this third season of the show, like you SAID you would, and you won't have to give up ANY money!"

Guano sighs and says: "Fine! I'll do it, but no guarantees that I'll LIKE it!" Darwin says: "Blonda, you know what to do!" Blonda says: "Guano, you're getting sent ONTO the Total Cartoon Global Cruise plane!" And Blonda magically poofs Guano away! Darwin asks: "I wonder how long it will be before we see Guano again? Blonda says: "I honestly don't know. I don't have Captain Retro's ability to see multiple futures!" Eliza says: "We'll cross that bridge later!" Darwin says: "Our next guest is one of our STAR interviewers for this Performance Review!" Eliza says: "Biologically General Barracuda's daughter, but still treated like a Princess by Mr. Krabs!" Darwin says: "She is married to Patrick, and gets a $20 weekly allowance, she's Pearl Krabs Barracuda Star!" And Pearl walks out, looking ABSOLUTELY fabulous!!!! Patty says: "Looking good, Pearl!" Pearl says: "Thank you! I WAS over Paris, and I did save up a lot of allowance money, so I went SHOPPING!!!! My new outfits look TOTALLY fab!" Kitty says: "I agree! Any fashion designs for ME there?!" Pearl says: "Sorry, but I didn't pay attention. You'll have to find out for yourself!" Eliza says: "We got some special GUESTS to greet you, as part of your star interviewer status for this Performance Review!" Pearl says: "Goody! Who are they?!" Darwin says: "Craig Mammalton and Larry Lobster Mammalton!!!!" And the happily married couple walk on-stage to loud applause!

And Pearl gives the two of them a hug! Pearl says: "Oh, it is SO good to see you again!" Craig says: "It's good to see you, two. Girly is only one month away from the blessed birth of my children! You want to know something interesting I found out recently?" Pearl asks: "What's that?" Craig says: "Larry, once SERIOUSLY considered having a relationship with Squidward!" Larry SOMEHOW blushes and says: "That was BEFORE he knocked my passion for protein drinks, and acted like a JERK about it! You would think that with HIS history and track record, he wouldn't be so HASTY to make such rash decisions!" Craig says: "His loss, if you ask me!" Eliza says: "Pearl, Larry and Craig are here because they wanted to celebrate you in song, with a VERY popular song!" Pearl says: "Goody! I love popular songs! Although I do wish Patrick was here, he'd love a good song! But I also want him to do well this season! So, you gotta pick what you really want!" Craig asks: "Larry, are you ready for this?!" Larry smiles and says: "You know it! Let's hit IT!!!!" /

Genre: 1980's Heavy Metal. Sub-Genre: Van Halen. Song: "(Oh) Pretty Woman!" Sung by: Larry and Craig! / Craig: "Pretty woman, walking down the street! Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet! Pretty woman!" Larry: "I don't believe that; that it could be true! No one could look as good, as you! Mercy!" Craig: "Pretty woman, won't you pardon me? Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see, pretty woman." Larry: "That you look lovely, as can be! Are you lonesome, just like me? RAWR!!!!" Larry and Craig: "Pretty woman, stop a while. Pretty woman, talk a while! Pretty woman, share your smile, with me. Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah! Pretty woman, look my way! Pretty woman, say you'll stay, with me!!!!" Larry: "Cause I need you, I'll treat you right! Come walk with me, be mine tonight!!!!" Craig: "Pretty woman, don't you walk on by! Pretty woman, don't make me cry! Pretty woman!" Larry: "Don't walk away!!!!!!!!!! Okay. If that's the way it must be, okay! I guess I'll go on home, it's LATE! There will be tomorrow night, but WAIT!!!! What do I see?!!!! She's walking back to me!!!!" Craig: "Oh, oh!" Larry: "Pretty woman!" / And the epic song ends!

Pearl claps her flippers, approving of the performance! Pearl says: "That was SO wonderful!" Larry says: "Just looking to please!" Craig says: "I should go back. Girly wants me to be close by for when the children are born." Larry says: "Go on ahead, I'll keep these guys company! Call me!" Craig says: "I will!" And Craig leaves the studio! Darwin says: "One question for you two, who do you want to win this third season of the Total Cartoon series? Larry says: "Either Patrick or Spongebob, they seem to be FULL of surprises!" Pearl says: "Preferably Patrick! But if he isn't able to, Stanley or Spongebob will do!" Eliza says: "Thank you. Please take a seat on the bleachers!" And Larry and Pearl, both take a seat close to Treeflower! Pearl says: "You're looking good to, Treeflower!" Treeflower says: "Thank you. It's mostly for comfort, I don't want to be chafed." Darwin says: "Last but not least, it's our final interviewed contestant for this performance review!" Eliza says: "Not only is she a REALLY funny individual, her last name is LITERALLY Funny!" Darwin says: "She did a much better job THIS season compared to last season!" Eliza says: "But sadly, she fell short!" Darwin says: "The actress extraordinaire of Bluffington, it's Judy Funny!!!!" Eliza and Darwin both expect her to come out, but she doesn't! Eliza, louder, says: "We SAID, it's JUDY FUNNY!!!!" But Judy Funny STILL doesn't come out! Darwin asks: "What gives?"

Blonda slyly says: "I know the answer for that!" And Blonda poofs up a large TV viewer, which shows the action back-stage! Judy Funny is wearing a paper bag over her head! Eliza says: "Judy, you need to come out! You've got an interview to give!" Judy says: "I'm not coming out!" Darwin asks: "Why ever NOT?!" Judy sniffles and says: "I'm so humiliated by what I did to Roger! He didn't deserve it!" Patty says: "But you STILL did it!" Judy says: "I didn't want our team to LOSE again! I was trying to help our team stay alive!" Patty asks: "Roger, how do you feel about this?" Roger is really contemplative as he says: "I don't know HOW to feel about this! I feel so conflicted!" Eliza says: "Look, nothing bad is going to HAPPEN to you! We promise!" Darwin says: "We just want to hear your side of the story!" Judy sighs and says: "Okay, I'm coming out!" And the TV viewer goes back to displaying the words, "Total Cartoon Global Cruise." Eliza says: "And now, it's actress Judy Funny!!!!" Judy nervously peers out-stage, to scattered applause and laughter! Judy says: "Maybe I should put the paper bag over my head." And Blonda LITERALLY drags her over to the green couch, and deposits her there!

Darwin says: "Judy; on the one hand, I'm impressed by you. In terms of contestant viability, you lasted a lot longer THIS season than you did last season! However, I'm not impressed with what you did to Roger!" Judy says: "I didn't want to do it! I was desperate to get my team a win! Besides, I thought if I managed to win the prize money, I'd split it with Roger as an apology. But now, I don't even have that!" Blonda snidely asks: "And do you know who you have to blame for THAT?! YOU!!!! Little Miss Conceited!!!!" Roger surprisingly shouts: "Shut up!!!! You have no right to talk to her like that! You don't know how she was feeling, or how she felt, after what she did! You have no right to criticize! I mean, have YOU ever been in love?!" Blonda says: "I have a healthy love for myself!" Haggis says: "Totally doesn't count! Even I have more sense than that!" Pearl says: "So do I! You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself!" Judy says: "Please! Just give me a chance, and I can tell you how I feel!" Blonda groans and says: "Fine! Let's just get on with this already!" / A montage of Judy, dressed up very fancy, is seen, and she's dancing on a navy battleship, to a VERY popular 1980's hit song! /

Genre: 1980's Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Cher. Song: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Sung by: Judy Funny with Eliza! / Judy: "If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you, and you'd stay. I don't know why I did the things I did, I don't know why I said the things I said. Love's like a knife it can cut deep inside. Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes. I didn't really mean to hurt you, I didn't want to see you go. I know I made you cry, but baby if I could turn back time; if I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you, and you'd stay. If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you! Then you'd love me, love me, like you used to do! If I could turn back time. My world was shattered, I was torn apart, like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart. You walked out that door; I swore that I didn't care, but I lost everything darling, then and there! Too strong to tell you I was sorry, too proud to tell you I was wrong. I know that I was blind, and darling if I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you, and you'd stay. If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you! Then you'd love me, love me, like you used to do! Oh! If I could turn back time, (turn back time), if I could turn back time, (turn back time), if I could turn back time! Whoa, baby! (Instrumental solo)

I didn't really mean to hurt you. I didn't want to see you go. I know I made you cry, but oh!!!! If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you! If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you! Then you'd love me, love me, like you used to do! If I could turn back time! (Turn back time!) If I could find a way, then maybe, maybe, maybe you'd stay! (If I could reach the stars!)" / And the epic song ends!

Roger chokes up and cries. Roger runs up to Judy and Roger says: "Oh, I believe you!!!!" And they lovingly hug each other! Blonda says: "Hello! You should be all angry and mad that she deceived you! Hit her! Punch her! Bite her ear off! Let me see some BLOOD!!!!" Judy and Roger pay no attention to Blonda's shouts. Judy says: "Roger, let's never, EVER try to deceive one another EVER again!" And they kiss each other! Blonda groans and says: "UGH!!!! I'm going BACK to Fairy Drama Hospital! There's no question that MY status will be APPRECIATED there!" Darwin says: "And with that, we're all out of time!" Eliza says: "Come back next time! We'll have more eliminated contestants to interview, and more fun in store for all you viewers out there! I'm Eliza!" Darwin says: "And I'm Darwin!" And they both simultaneously say: "And this has been the Performance Review!!!!" The lights dim, and Darwin says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Eliza says: "Darnit!" /

Epilogue: Blonda is waiting for her talent agent to show up, to tell her what the status of her acting role is. Blonda says: "UGH!!!! Such a pathetic display of love, romance, and CARING!!!! BAH!!!! I am a TRUE actress! I don't NEED any of that emotional stuff! I'm interested in one thing and one thing ONLY, following my true passion, that will FINALLY win me a Zappy!" Juandissimo suddenly poof appears and says: "Mi amiga! I have just got some wonderful news! You've FINALLY won a Zappy for your guest appearance roles on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! The audience LOVES your performances! They want more!!!!" Blonda gets an idea and says: "REALLY, huh?!!! Maybe I was too quick to try to ditch those guys! I'm going to go back and tell them it was just a joke!" Jaundissimo says: "I will vouch for you!" And Juandissimo poof disappears! Blonda says: "All right you guys, Blonda is coming BACK to stay!!!!" /

Episode Notes: Ren Hoek, Stimpy Jr., Ricky, and Larry come back to the show (albeit, just for the Performance Reviews.) Meanwhile, Craig Mammalton has a guest appearance on this episode! Susan Blakeslee makes a semi-regular return to this season, this time voicing Blonda. Featured songs in this episode, "Open Your Heart, If I Could Turn Back Time," and "(Oh) Pretty Woman," the last song featured as part of a parody/reference in the episode title! In addition, the episode title is a reference to the hit, 1969 Barbra Streisand movie, "Funny Girl." The Real Guano technically ENTERS into the actual competition of this season with this episode, having technically not COMPETED in the actual season yet! It is revealed that Angelica failed to open up her parachute in time, and with the exception of her eyes, is completely covered up in bandages, unable to move! (Although she STILL tries to talk!) / Personal Notes: No Personal Notes! That's my episode idea for this time! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of a random episode of SpingeBill's Adventure

Spoiler

Episode 9: Squidward is Magic

Squidward finds another portal and teleports him to a place full of ponys

SpongeBob: hey Patrick wanna go jellyfishing

Patrick: yeah

(SpongeBob and Patrick go to Jellyfish Fields)

Squidward: I guess it's time for me to go to Kelpy Gs concert, as long as SpongeBob and Patrick don't ruined anything

(Squidward finds a portal)

Squidward: another portal, in the middle of nowhere, why does Sandy do with these.

Squidward: oh well, I'm just use these to get away from SpongeBob and Pat-- wait a minute.

(Flashback from Episode 6)

"Peanut: hey squid guy"

"Pickle: are you sure you don't want to be our pet Squid"

"Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

(End of Flashback)

Squidward: umm, as long as it's not a portal to a weird and creepy dimension I will be ok

(Squidward enters the portal)

Squidward: what the, where am I 

???: Hi I'm Pinkie Pie

Squidward: whoa a pony, you can talk

Pinkie Pie: of course I can talk

Squidward: but ponys can't talk 

Pinkie Pie: in Equestria everypony can talk

Squidward: why do I keep teleporting to these dimension, at least it's not a dimension with a pickle and peanut

Pinkie Pie: hey do you want to party

Squidward: sorry but I have to go to a concert, but thank you.

(Squidward goes to the portal)

(The Portal disappears)

Squidward: OH NO ITS 8:00 PM THE CONCERT IS STARTING

(Squidward rushes to Kelpy Gs concert)

Squidward: well there is no SpongeBob and Patrick here 

SpongeBob&Patrick: hi Squidward, we're over here

Squidward: NO WH-, oh whatever

???: hi squid guy

Squidward: AHHH WHAT THE 

Pinkie Pie: hi again, I was so bored so I decided to go to your dimension

Squidward: BUT HOW

Pinkie Pie: don't tell anyone this but

(2 minutes later)

Pinkie Pie: and that's how I got here

Squidward: well at least you're not a pickle and a peanut

Pinkie Pie: wait do you mean like those guys

Squidward: WHAT

Pickle: hey guys Kelpy G has cancelled his concert

Peanut: SO LETS ROCK PICKLE AND PEANUT STYLE

(Pickle and Peanut theme song plays)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Squidward: I hate pickles and peanuts

Pinkie Pie: look on the bright side, I can make you a party 

Squidward: alright but do it at my house

And so Kelpy Gs concert has been cancelled and a pickle and a peanut makes everything worse but Squidward will have a fun party at his house

The End

 

 

[4EverGreen]

Here is a retro blast from the past, an action-packed episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" Enjoy! /

Sniz is in the monitor room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, chaos and mayham REIGNED supreme! Not only did ALL the lies the contestants made by our contestants get revealed to each other, but Master Coelaceanth made his debut appearance with that creepy voice of his! Who should step up and save our contestants except for General Barracuda?! In a weird twist, during an alien movie challenge, when our contestants got trapped in a room full of bad gas, General Barracuda LITERALLY used Gerald's head to rescue everyone! Sorry for the inconvenience Gerald! Invader Zim became a contestant for the Network Noobs, while the Network Noobs voted another contestant off. However, because it was a REWARD challenge, the eliminated contestant ended up going to the Boom Vets, and that contestant was Angelica Pickles! For once, I'm pretty sure that was ONE reward challenge the Boom Vets WISH they didn't win! And if you thought the last episode was cool, this episode will be EVEN cooler, because we're paying tribute to one of the GREATEST superhero groups of ALL time; the Power Rangers! Can our contestants Ranger up in order to save the day? Find out today on Total Cartoon Action!"

"Power Rangers Lost Galaxy: Meet the New Queen (Same as the Old Queen!)" Instead of the normal show open, the show opens up as a tribute to the opening of "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy," with the contestants taking the place of the Rangers. "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, far, far away, deep in space, to a galaxy you'll go. Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go, go, go, go. There lies a key to the answers and the powers you will know. Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go, go, go, go! Ahhh, ahhh, ah. Rangers turn on the POWER!!!! Power Rangers (Lost, lost) Lost Galaxy, turn on the POWER!!!! Power Rangers (Lost, lost) Lost Galxy, turn on the POWER!!!! Power Rangers (Lost, lost) Lost Galaxy, GO!! Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!!!!" / After the show open, Lil and Stimpy are laying on their beds, looking pretty tired. Stimpy sighs and says: "Eleven times I had to get up and take care of the kids." Lil sighs and says: "Seventeen times for me. Were we really ready for this?" Stimpy says: "From what I know, nobody really knows when they're ready for kids, it often just happens. I didn't ASK General Barracuda to give me that concoction, but I'm making the best out of the situation." Lil says: "Not to mention your bushy new tail." Stimpy says: "I think I'm going to keep it, makes me look more like a real cat." Lil says: "The kids seem to also love it!" And she points to Ricky and Stimpy Jr. Wanda poofs into the room and says: "Stimpy! I've got a letter from your parents!" Stimpy gets up and takes the letter, and he says: "This is what I've been waiting for!" Lil says: "You've been waiting for an ACTUAL letter?" Wanda says: "Apparently, real letters are STILL a thing!" Lil asks: "What does the letter say, Stimpy?"

Stimpy says: "I'll open it and tell you." Stimpy opens the letter and reads: "Dear Stimpy, in response to the correspondence that you sent us, this is to inform you that we are both surprised and delighted, by the revelation of your relationship with Ren and Lil! We always had a feeling that you were fond of Ren, but seeing as how we're now grandparents thanks to him, we see no reason not to support you. Therefore, this letter is to inform you that Stimpy J. Cat, now and forever, will be entitled to the family fortune for help and support, and this goes the same for Lil, Ren, Ricky, and Stimpy Jr! Best love and wishes, Mom and Dad!" Lil says: "That's amazing!" Stimpy says: "I know it! My parents aren't upset, they're thrilled! Happy, happy, joy, joy! Hard to believe that for so long, I've been afraid; I let my fear get the best of me, and for so long, I thought there was something wrong with me. But now, I know that there was never anything wrong with me, or the way I felt. My parents love me no matter who I love; I just wish I had realized that sooner." Lil says: "So much trouble could've been avoided if you had just told the truth sooner." Stimpy says: "I wish I knew then what I know now, but there's no point on dwelling on what could've been. The point is, the three of us can now make a brand new start with the kids!" Lil says: "You've got that right!" Stimpy says: "And best of all, we'll never have to lie or hide secrets from each other EVER again!" Lil hugs Stimpy and she says: "You've got that right!" Fondue knocks on the door and says: "Excuse me, I need to come in." Lil says: "All right, the door's open." Fondue comes in and says: "Lil and Stimpy, you need to get into the cafeteria and eat your breakfast; you've got to prepare for the challenge today!" Stimpy moans and says: "A challenge on TOP of only four hours of SLEEP?!" Lil says: "Only THREE hours for me!" Stimpy says: "It's not like we NEED the money!" Lil says: "But it would be nice to win some for charity." Stimpy says: "But we need SOMEONE to look after the kids!" And they both look at Fondue.

Fondue asks: "Are you looking at me for some reason?" Lil says: "Yes, are you good with kids?" Fondue says: "I'm good with PLENTY of kids!" Stimpy says: "Good! Because we've got some kids right here that need your help!" Fondue asks: "REALLY?!!!" And when Stimpy motions to Ricky and Stimpy Jr., Fondue's face instantly turns into one of disgust! Fondue shakes from feelings of ickyness, and he says: "Ohhh, no!!!! Don't even...NO!!!!" And both Stimpy AND Lil give Fondue a dirty look! Fondue says: "Don't look at ME like that; you're getting NO from me! Honestly; NO!!!! I will not EVER babysit your kids!!!!" / The scene wipes to show Fondue STUCK watching Ricky and Stimpy Jr., and Fondue says: "AWWW, NUTS!!!! I've got to learn to be more assertive; no, means no, MEANS no! Ricky, my left ear is NOT a plaything!!!!" / Otto and Suzie are together in the cafeteria, and are about to get breakfast, only to get UNCOMFORTABLE by the presence of their NEW team-mate and uncomfortable acquaintance, Angelica Pickles! Angelica says: "Good morning; boyfriend! Hello, Ms. Batting out of your LEAGUE!!!!" Otto asks: "Suzie, did you hear something? I could've sworn that was the GHOST of a person I USED to care for!!!!" Angelica says: "Excuse me; what's going on?!" Suzie answers: "Otto's blanking you out; he's currently acting like you DON'T exist in the hopes that you'll IGNORE him and go away!" Angelica says: "In your DREAMS!!!! Otto could NEVER blank ME out!!!! Not after I flash my pretty eyes at him, which I don't do for just ANYBODY!!!!" Otto asks: "Did a breeze suddenly pick up? It feels slightly windier." Angelica asks: "Really? NOTHING?!!! When was your last EYE EXAM?!!!"

Otto rubs his ears and says: "SHEESH! Scream a little LOUDER into my eardrums and make me DEAF?! See if THAT helps get you a positive response!" Angelica asks: "What took you so long?" Otto says: "I'm merely giving you a taste of your own medicine." Angelica says: "My OWN medicine?!" Otto says: "You seemed to be so FOND of blanking ME out last season, let's see how YOU like it when I do the same right BACK to you!" Angelica protests: "But that's all in the past! Can't we just live and let live?" Otto asks: "Suzie, tell Angelica that I do not wish to speak to her. Even though YOU lied to me, the difference is, you only told me ONE lie whereas Angelica told me DOZENS, and that's only the ones I KNOW about!" Suzie says: "Angelica, Otto tells you that he does not--." Angelica shouts: "I'm right HERE!!!! I can hear EVERY word he is SAYING!!!!" Otto says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself, because there's no one else here!" Marlene says: "Haggis! Are you hearing what I'm hearing?! It's the sound of..." (Confessional) Marlene says: "Tension!!!! And for once, it has NOTHING to do with me; I have NEVER felt so safe!" / Otto says: "You know what THAT sound is, Angelica? It's the sound of payback!" / Suzie says: "Well, it seems like I've lucked out in the Otto department, he STILL wants to remain loyal to me! I've got the LAST ticket to Rocket Town, and Angelica is a day late and a dollar short!" / Angelica says: "I can't believe Otto is FREEZING me OUT!!!! After ALL the nice things I DID for him!" She than thinks about it, and says: "Okay, technically, I didn't DO any nice things for him; unless you count going on that forced DATE with him a nice thing, which I don't! Why do I have to be attracted to somebody SO stubborn?! Do I love him because he reminds me so much of me?! Or is just because I'm SO desperate to have an alliance partner, or could it possibly be both?!" (End Confessional) Rocko and Reggie are sitting together, but still un-easy over the last episode's events. Rocko says: "Reggie, I think you need to make amends."

Reggie sighs and says: "All right, I'm sorry I forced you to LIE on my behalf!" Rocko says: "That's nice, but that's not what I meant; I mean, you have to apologize to the rest of the team." Reggie asks: "What for? I didn't do anything wrong! I only claimed what was rightfully mine to begin with!" Rocko says: "But the way you DID it wasn't the right way! You didn't HAVE to play on Otto's emotions like that! He has feelings TOO, you know!" Reggie scoffs and says: "Yeah, right! Mr. I'm SO obsessed with winning, I'm going to pretend one of my own team-mates doesn't even exist is the BEACON of having feelings!" But Otto over-hears this, and it DOES hurt his feelings! Rocko says: "I'm not saying Otto is perfect, but that's the thing, nobody IS!!!! Surely, you must realize you made a mistake; and the sooner you make amends, the sooner our team can heal!" Reggie asks: "Why should I apologize for something that was Angelica's FAULT?!!! If she wasn't so MEAN and bossy to everyone all the time; Otto and Suzie COULD'VE gone on that spa trip for all I care, and nobody would've cared about Angelica's feelings in the process!" But Angelica over-hears this, and it DOES hurt her feelings!

Rocko says: "Reggie, you can't place the blame on somebody else, not even Master Coelaceanth. Nobody FORCED you to reveal anything. You made a choice to say that you NEVER cried; did you think Otto wouldn't NOTICE that contradicted an action you did earlier? You got yourself into a mess, Reggie, now you have to decide whether or not you want to get out of it! And if you want to get out of it, you REALLY ought to apologize to Otto and Angelica!" Reggie says: "Apologizing to Otto and Angelica is the LAST thing I want to do! Did Otto ever APOLOGIZE when he tried to catch a HUGE gigantic fish, and stranded us MILES from shore, forcing us to paddle for HOURS until we got back?! Did Otto APOLOGIZE when we both got SUSPENDED from our favorite ski resort when we went off-limits?! Did Otto APOLOGIZE when he CHEATED to win a trophy that was Twister's to begin with?! HARDLY!!!!" Rocko says: "Reggie, I'm trying to help you, but you're making it very hard for me to do so. Even if you don't THINK what you did was wrong, some other team-mates are still going to resent you for it, and that's NOT a good thing! Most of our other team-mates trust in each other is FRACTURED enough as it is! If you don't HELP to repair that fractured trust, you're contributing to the problem; and it's only going to get WORSE until you FIX it!" Reggie says: "Maybe I don't WANT to fix it! Maybe I WANT our team to stay fractured so that when we LOSE this challenge, we can boot off that AWFUL Angelica Pickles and go BACK to our normal lives!!!!" Rocko whispers: "Quiet! Angelica will HEAR you!" Reggie says: "So? Let her HEAR me! She's NOT supposed to be in the game ANYWAYS!!!! With Angelica gone, all the relationships can go back to normal!" Rocko sighs, shakes his head, and sternly says: "Reggie, I look around this room, and I only see ONE problem with our team, and that problem is NOT Angelica, it happens to be YOU!"

Reggie, shocked, asks: "ME?!!! The problem CAN'T be me!!!!" Otto walks up to her and says: "Quite frankly, I think it is! I heard what you said about me, and I'm DISGUSTED!!!! I had a feeling that you might think that way about me; but I NEVER thought you had the NERVE to say it out LOUD!!!! And quite frankly, it DOES hurt my feelings!!!! Newsflash, Reggie Rocket! You can ACT like it, but you're NOT the most perfect person in the entire UNIVERSE!!!!" (Confessional) Otto Rocket sighs in relief and says: "You don't know how LONG I've been WANTING to SAY that, and NOT come off looking like the bad guy!!!!" / Reggie asks: "Why is Rocko suddenly not on MY side?!!! Is it all because of that one TINY lie?! Whatever happened to chivalry and loyalty?!" / Rocko says: "I consider myself PLENTY chivalrous and loyal, as long as I don't think that someone else has violated another person's trust! But that's the problem; Reggie violated nearly EVERYONE'S trust! I really love her, so I WANT to help her; but I can't and I won't force her to change her nature; she has to want to do it for herself. I really hope that she does it sooner. We need ALL the team-work and trust we can get the next time Master Coelaceanth inevitably decides to interfere with another challenge!" (End Confessional) Larry pulls the remaining Network Noobs (minus Zim, who isn't there yet) over to a table to discuss plans. Larry says: "I think we've got a pretty good team-work game going on. Angelica, was our weakest link, but now she's the Boom Vets' problem!" Craig says: "It sure is nice not to hear HER bickering all the time!" Larry says: "But one thing she said yesterday IS true; we're down a member in our alliance ever since Patrick quit! We could use another member to bolster our defenses!" Gerald shakes his head, and still wearing a face brace, says in a muffled voice: "Don't look at me, I'm still not that interested in being in an alliance, even if you ARE good now!"

Larry says: "Gerald, you are in NO condition to be in an alliance until your face gets better!" Darwin says: "But who else could we possibly get?!" Invader Zim walks in and says: "Waffles! I don't know what kind of food you serve in here, but waffles are one Earth thing that I CRAVE!!!!" Pearl rolls her eyes and says: "Anyone but HIM!!!!" Larry says: "We don't have any OTHER options! So, you're Invader Zim, right?" Zim blinks his red eyes and says: "Do you see any OTHER Irken here?!" Dog says: "No, and that's why we want to extend an invitation to you, to be part of an alliance!" Invader Zim stares and asks: "Really?! And just what KIND of dog are you anyways?!" Dog says: "I'm glad you asked; I'm 50% pointer--there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is--50% watchdog--" and he shows a bunch of watches, and continues, ..."50% Spitz--" and he discreetly spits, and says, "...and I'm 50% boxer! Whoosh, wham, POW!!!!" But at that moment, he accidentally PUNCHES Angelica Pickles square in the face, and it knocks one of her upper teeth OUT!!!! Dog says: "OOPS!!!!" Angelica screams: "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dog nervously says: "Oh for the love of beefy beef burgers, I totally didn't mean to do that, it was an accident! Are you hurt badly? I'm just...oh, I'm SORRY! I'm REALLY so sorry!!!!" Sniz says: "Hold it, let me check it out." Sniz picks up the tooth that Angelica lost, and he says: "It was one of your last baby teeth, you'll get a new tooth in no time; you should consider yourself lucky." Angelica (now lisping because she has lost a tooth) says: "Lucky?! Are you thrinkwrapped?! I am MITHING one of my teese!" She than covers her mouth, realizing how UTTERLY embarrassing she SOUNDS now! Angelica cries, muffled: "Thith can NOT be happening to me!" (Confessional)

Angelica, crying and lisping, says: "I haf NEVER been tho humilated in my entire life! I HAD to pull on rethervth of thrength I never knew I had! Phoeve, if you're wathing thith, I am THO thorry I treated you tho HORRBILY during you thtay latht theathon. And Patty, you were by FAR tha motht fathionable girl in the competition, bar none! Pleathe forgive me!" / Rocko shudders and says: "OH; even ANGELICA totally did not deserve THAT! I mean, losing a tooth, that's just cruel punishment! I think she's suffered enough already! Reggie totally HAS to forgive Angelica now!" / Reggie says: "I don't see how Angelica losing a tooth should affect MY way of thinking! For all I know, Angelica could've PLANNED on getting hit, just so Otto would pay attention to her! Well, I'm not buying THAT stunt, and I KNOW Otto feels the same!" / Otto has a guilty look on his face and says: "Oh, MAN!! I always WISHED someone would punch her in the face so that it would make me FEEL better, but now I feel SO terrible about it! I may not love her anymore, but she's STILL a human! She needs support right now!" (End Confessional) Otto turns to Suzie, and he says: "Suzie, you know how much I love you, but I can't stand to see Angelica in so much pain, I have to help her." Suzie nods her head and says: "So do I. A hurt AND embarrassed Angelica Pickles is NOT a pretty sight, no matter WHO you are!" Otto and Suzie both go up to Angelica to comfort her, and Suzie says: "Angelica, it's going to be all right. We're going to be here for you." Angelica, through her tears, asks: "How ith you being here going to make things all right?" Otto says: "We're saying that it's going to BE all right! We know you, and you've been through a whole lot WORSE situations than this...admittedly, I can't think of any right now." Rocko says: "Reggie, won't you DROP your hatred of Angelica? She's CRYING; and not crocodile tears or tears of joy, either! Those are REAL, human tears, made by a REAL human being! There's no WAY you can fake THAT kind of crying!"

Reggie says: "Well, maybe she's crying because she NOW looks as UGLY on the outside as she does on the INSIDE, and she realizes how HORRIBLE she is!" Rocko shouts: "REGGIE!!!! Enough is enough, apologize to her!" Reggie incredulously asks: "Are you shouting at ME?!!!" Rocko yells: "Apparently, I am! I think given the circumstances, I have been EXTREMELY patient and understanding of your point of view up until now, but now you're being completely unreasonable!" Reggie asks: "How am I being unreasonable?! I didn't even punch her!" Rocko says: "But you THOUGHT about doing it, DIDN'T you?! That's why you're so HAPPY at Angelica's misfortune!" Reggie is STUNNED and asks: "How did YOU figure that out so fast?!" Rocko says: "Because you just confirmed it FOR me, that's HOW! Reggie, before you go accusing others of being something horrible, I suggest YOU take a good look in the mirror yourself! You might be by FAR the prettiest girl on this show, but from where I stand, the person I see inside is NOT the pretty Reggie I fell in LOVE with! And I'm HELPING Angelica WITH or without your support or consent!" And Rocko goes to join Otto and Suzie, leaving Reggie completely SPEECHLESS!! (Confessional) Reggie is SHOCKED and asks: "This can't be HAPPENING; karma FINALLY kicks in on Angelica's ROTTEN behavior, hits her like she's SUPPOSED to BE hit, and everybody's taking HER side?! Did I miss the memo of OPPOSITE day?! Because NEWSFLASH, it doesn't exist!" / Rocko shakes his head and he asks: "Is Reggie STILL upset over what Angelica DID to her last season?! Reggie, you've got to let this GO! Revenge is NOT the answer! It's not going to change anything that's happened, and it WON'T make you feel any better! I once thought revenge would be my answer against my child-hood bully, Dingo, but it TRULY didn't make me feel any better! Revenge is a TERRIBLE idea, and it doesn't matter who or why. Revenge corrupts ANYBODY; even someone as pure as Reggie." (End Confessional)

Invader Zim looks on at the confusion and says: "WOW! They're a MESS!! Beating THOSE guys won't be hard if you can make them go off the rails THAT easily! I'm in!" Larry says: "Great! We're a complete alliance again!" (Confessional) Gerald, muffled, says: "Great! Here I thought, Zim's insanity would prevent him from making any friends, and then he goes and joins Larry's alliance, leaving me all alone AGAIN! I just hope my team can win challenges until I get all healed again!" / Zim says: "Why am I joining these Earthlings? Merely for convenience, they don't know me like Dib knows me. Just because I've grown fond of him, doesn't meant that I still DON'T want to conquer Earth; although it DOES infuriate me as to WHY the rest of the Armada hasn't come to HELP me! If I HAD the Armada's help, Earth would've been conquered in five minutes FLAT! Whose power can compare to the Irken's?!" / General Barracuda says: "Who has power that can compare to the Irkens?! If only Zim knew who Master Coelaceanth has contacts with! Now that's he's written ME off as an ally, he's going to be looking for somebody to replace me, and I know of one villain he's ALWAYS been interested in recruiting; Trakeena from Power Ranger's Lost Galaxy! And believe me, she is DANGEROUS! She LITERALLY threatened the lives of THOUSANDS on Terra Venture alone! If Master Coelaceanth recruits Trakeena, there's no telling WHAT kind of damage SHE can cause with HIS help! If there's one who can help me with this threat, it's the only one who has a TRUE connection to me; my daughter!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda enters the cafeteria and shouts: "Are you guys having a private party, or can I join?" Pearl angrily says: "I do NOT want to speak to you!"

General Barracuda protests: "HEY!!!! I saved everybody's LIFE last episode! Don't I deserve a little more consideration than THAT?!" Craig says: "I'm sorry you FEEL that way, but Pearl is STILL on the part where you not only ABANDONED your own daughter for 16 years, you didn't even TRY to contact HER to let her know who her real parents were, and let her get raised by some stranger for who all YOU knew, could've been HURTING her physically EVERY day!" General Barracuda shouts: "I DO care about my daughter! It's BECAUSE I care that I couldn't RISK contacting her!" Larry asks: "Why is that?!" General Barracuda says: "Larry, you were right. I do listen in on your confessionals, and Craig is right, evil villains are hardly EVER born, they're made! I think it's finally time you heard MY side of the story, before deciding where my loyalties truly lie!" (Flashback)

General Barracuda narrates, and says: "I was born in the summer of 1966, the youth of America were hopeful, and I was to be the shining star of the Age of Aquarius. But that was not to be. It's not that I had physically abusive parents; but because they were SO into the hippy love movement, they were never around. I had no structures, I had no goals, and I had to make myself into a man on my own. I needed discipline in my life. Eventually, I found it. In 1984, I enlisted in Master Coelaceanth's Master Guard, only the most elite of soldiers were picked to serve the greatest military master in the entire sea! All my life, I wanted a challenge greater than any I had ever faced, and Master Coelaceanth did NOT disappoint! The trials were BRUTAL!!!! 666 entered that summer, only 45 came out; 44 sharks of the Pacific, and ME!!!! Master Coelaceanth by how superior my command abilities and take charge attitude WERE compared to the rest of the recruits! And so, I was made into the General of Master Coelaceanth's most ELITE forces! It was only after that happened did I discover that this position was to be a life-long gig. Over the years, I proved myself time and again to Master Coelaceanth. Whenever there was a mission no other agent dared to touch, I would go on those missions! For the majority of those missions, I was paid HANDSOMELY to take care of Master Coelaceanth's rivals! No fish was allowed to rise anywhere NEAR his level of power, and I made sure to it that they didn't! If things had continued down that path, I would SURELY be as heartless as Master Coelaceanth is NOW! But it didn't turn out that way; because one day, Master Coelaceanth gave me a truly SURPRISING mission; hunt down and KILL Ambrosia Sweetwater, the multi-million heiress of cruise lines for animals. I had NEVER been asked to hunt down a woman before, but I thought, if she poses a threat to Master Coelaceanth, who am I not to follow his orders? But when I saw her, it HAPPENED; I did the ONE thing a General is NEVER allowed to do; I fell in love." (End flashback).

Zim asks: "Why didn't you go THROUGH with it? The mission should've been so easy!" General Barracuda says: "She was DIFFERENT from the other targets; I just felt it in my heart and in my soul. I had never really felt love before; I decided I needed more research on Ambrosia before I did anything. I introduced myself as a General, told her she was looking at the finest warrior in the ocean! But violence and strength didn't impress her, she wanted someone who could think with their minds as well as their muscles. Eventually, I realized that my hands on approach wasn't going to work. If I was going to be successful, I needed her to show me the way. I opened myself to her, and she did to me. She made me see the world as I had never seen it before. My mind was open, and my feelings of rage and violence vanished. I had found a woman I truly fell in love with; soon, even the thought of it being a mission left my mind. I decided to take the plunge. To my delight, she took my hand, this time in marriage! In 1997, we married. But to be on the safe side, I knew I couldn't live a life of privacy if Master Coelaceanth thought I was alive. That's why I had to fake my death. A giant anchor was the perfect tool. One dummy facsimile of me later, and CRUSH! General Barracuda was no more, or that was what Master Coelaceanth was going to believe. And do you know who ended up LIVING in that anchor?" Pearl asked: "Who?" General Barracuda answers: "Mr. Krabs, of course!" Craig says: "How did you and Pearl get separated?" General Barracuda sighs and says: "That part involves YOU as a matter of fact!" Craig Mammalton asks: "How can it involve me?" General Barracuda says: "Pearl wasn't the only one I had to be concerned with protecting. I also had to protect her twin brother." Pearl says: "But I HAVE no brother."

General Barracuda says: "When I discovered Master Coelaceanth was on to us, I was dealt with a terrible choice! I would go and leave my son with his aunt and uncle, I knew they'd take care of him. I also entrusted an old navy friend of mine, to lead Pearl and Ambrosia to safety. His name was DENNIS, and he proved to be untrustworthy! Dennis BETRAYED Ambrosia to the 44 Sharks of the Pacific; they chased after her and Pearl! But I NEVER anticipated a javelin whaling hook, would be what DID Ambrosia in! Satisfied with Ambrosia's death, Dennis fled the scene and left Pearl for dead. When I found what remained of Ambrosia's body, I was crushed! But to see no sign of Pearl, I thought my daughter was LOST forever! At that moment, I would've traded ANYTHING to get your mother back! And that was a proposition, Master Coelaceanth found MOST intriguing! He offered me a fresh start as a General; he said that with his brains and my power, I would hunt down and STRIKE back at the fiends who CAUSED the death of Ambrosia! For four years, I was consumed with nothing but REVENGE on my mind; until one day, it happened! I was traveling near a park, when who should I see playing there except for my son, and PEARL?! It was there I realized that Mr. Krabs was the one who had SAVED her, and gave her a home. I couldn't BEAR the thought of barging in and demanding her back! What kind of man would tear a four year old away from the only home they had ever known?! Besides, I knew that if Master Coelaceanth ever knew that I had a son and daughter, and that they were alive, he would never REST until the two of them had been brought down. That's why your brother remains SAFELY anonymous!" Pearl gasps: "Craig MAMMALTON!!!! You are my brother!" Craig gets up and says: "I know. Somehow, I've always known." General Barracuda says: "Your insights serve you well, but you need to bury your feelings deep down. They do you both credit, but if Master Coelaceanth doesn't kill you, he will TRY to get you to SERVE him!" 

Craig gasps and says: "But I don't want that!" General Barracuda says: "That's why you need my help; I will NOT allow my children to make the same mistakes I made! I've told you the truth, now it's up to you to decide what to do with it." Larry says: "Pearl, Craig, don't forget, he IS the man who has tried to KILL us on a dozen occasions, not to mention his grudge against Spongebob and Mr. Krabs! He has shown us that he is NOT a beacon of trust!" Craig says: "There IS still good in him! That's why he was never ABLE to bring himself to kill Pearl, and I don't believe he's going to stop now!" General Barracuda says: "As for me killing Pearl, that's not going to happen. As far as Master Coelaceanth is concerned, I'm dead to him, so there's no point in me trying to kill ANY of you anymore! Instead, I'm going to hunt Master Coelaceanth down, and END the reign of terror he's put me through!" Pearl says: "He's NOT going to leave himself open to you; he must have already realized that you have him marked down as a target!" General Barracuda says: "Which is why we must prepare ourselves for whatever Master Coelaceanth throws our way! We'll show him that you can't get rid of General Barracuda THAT easily! We'll cause ANY replacement villain he finds to FAIL in their mission! Eventually, Master Coelaceanth will have no choice but to attack personally! That is when we can make our move! For once, I'm not doing something for me; I'm going to do it for my children!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "I'm still not that thrilled with General Barracuda being my biological father, but he's STILL miles better than Master Coelaceanth! If that evil tyrant wants my birth father, he's going to have to deal with ME, and my brother!" / Craig says: "I always had a feeling that I had a sister, but I just never knew who. I'm just amazed Pearl is related to me! We have SO many birthday celebrations to catch up on!" (End Confessional)

In the cafeteria, Sniz says: "I know you've all been having a LOT of interesting conversations, but now it's time for you to deal with something serious. Today, you're going to be doing; the costumed HERO movie! Specifically, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!" Haggis says: "But THAT season never even HAD a big budget movie!" Sniz says: "Until now! Network Noobs, you will be playing the part of the Lost Galaxy Rangers!" Gerald, muffled says: "There is NO way I am being the Black Ranger!" Sniz says: "You're too injured to be a Ranger for this challenge. But you STILL have a vital role; you will be analyzing your team's status, and help them out with whatever the situation calls for! Larry, you're the red ranger, Pearl, you're the pink ranger, Zim, you're the green ranger, Darwin, you're the blue ranger, Dog, is the yellow ranger!" Dog says: "But the yellow ranger is a GIRL!!!!" Sniz says: "Not in the original Japanese version! Therefore, your argument is invalid! And General Barracuda, you need to help these guys out as the Magna Defender! Perhaps this will be your chance to earn some redemption! As for the Boom Vets, you'll be playing different Rangers; the previously obscure Dai Rangers; who were originally PLANNED to be used in season 7, but circumstances came up! Stimpy, you're the red ranger, Lil, you're the pink ranger, Marlene, you're the yellow ranger, Otto, you're the green ranger, Haggis, you're the blue ranger, Rocko, you're the white ranger, and Suzie will be the previously unseen Gold Ranger from Space Patrol Delta!" Reggie asks: "What about me and Angelica?!" Sniz says: "You're parts will be revealed soon enough. As for the challenge, your task will be to guide Terra Venture 2 from the Irken home world, to the planet of Mirinoi. But it will be no easy task, because Trakeena has been brought back to life as a cyborg; more powerful and more evil than she was before! And Trakeena has a general, Vexus from My Life as a Teenage Robot! And if that wasn't enough, they are now piloting the SUPER Death Sun!"

General Barracuda protests: "WHAT?! Master Coelaceanth is SO desperate for a plan, he just REBUILDS one of my OWN plans and tries to make it STRONGER? Really ORIGINAL on his part!" Sniz says: "Don't hate the player, hate the game! Whichever team does a better job of getting Terra Venture 2 all the way to Mirinoi, will win immunity and a reward!" Dog says: "Awesome! Our team unity can't be beat!" Sniz says: "Let's hope so! You'll need all the team unity you can GET in order to make it through THIS challenge! It all starts right after these important messages!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants now find themselves in one of the many command rooms of Terra Venture 2. Marlene says: "This is incredible! I never knew that there was a Power Rangers season that had such a high budget!" Spongebob says: "Only the highest; adjusted for inflation, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy is still by FAR; the most expensive Power Rangers season ever made!" Haggis asks: "How do you know that?" Spongebob answers: "It was made in 1999; I've got to keep tabs on all the shows that were made and/or were on the air the same year that my show debuted!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I keep tabs on other shows for Mr. Krabs sake. You see, he's keeping a running tally of all the shows that have been around since 1999, and the longer MY show stays on the air, the more money he's going to get by the time my show DOES end! So it helps to know where my show stands!" (End Confessional) Invader Zim asks: "The only question I have is; why are you taking people from the Irken Planet to Mirinoi? In the actual show; they took people from Earth to Mirinoi!" From off-screen, Sniz says: "You'll find out the reason, if you DARE venture to the Super Death Sun!"

Invader Zim cries: "Thanks for the advice, stupid Earth THING!!!!" And before the other Network Noobs can blink, Zim gets into a one-man space-craft and says: "Later, SUCKERS!!!!" And Zim blasts off! (Confessional) Dog cries: "What was THAT?!!!" / Gerald, muffled, says: "I could've TOLD Larry that Zim was off-kilter, with no real loyalties to him, but NOPE! Nobody EVER listens to the COOL guy!" / Larry says: "In retrospect, I probably should've been able to SEE that one coming!" (End Confessional) In his personal spacecraft, Zim says: "Imagine how surprised my team-mates will be when I INVADE the Super Death Sun, and win this challenge all on my OWN!" And without any hesitation, he CRASH lands his spacecraft INTO the Super Death Sun! Fortunately, the cockpit part is inside the Super Death Sun, so Zim is able to jump out without any problem! Zim grabs out his laser and asks: "Who is in CHARGE of this trash HEAP?!!!"

A creepy, FAMILIAR alien female voice, says: "What little INSECT DARES poke his nose into MY supreme WEAPON?!!!" Zim drops his laser in fear, gasps, and says: "NO!!!! You CAN'T still be alive!!!!" And to his horror, he sees the full, slightly damaged (but still beautiful despite her evilness) and now kind of robtized, Trakeena! Trakeena says: "Well, you're right about ONE thing; by all rights, I SHOULD be dead, that stupid Leo took me down HARD in our last fight on planet Mirinoi! Even I thought I was finished; but Master Coelacanth gave me a second chance! Thankfully, he knew a villain from Power Rangers Time Force, who was familiar with cyborg technology; I believe his name was Ransik. So Master Coelacanth was able to restore most of my beauty, and rebuilt me from the ground up, new and improved, you might say. I'd BOTHER to tell you MORE details but you WON'T live long enough to care; and quite frankly, neither will the REST of your Irken CLAN!!!!" Zim cries: "You are FOOLISH!! Do you not KNOW how powerful and MIGHTY the Irken Empire is?! With our technology, we can take out this tin can easy!" A Robotic Insect-like Wasp flies in, and it is VEXUS, from "My Life as a Teenage Robot!" Vexus says: "That's why Trakeena needed help from me and the Cluster, in order to keep the Irkens in the dark!" Zim asks: "In the dark about what?"

Trakeena snidely says: "You know, if I had any idea of what it was like to have what you and HUMANS call a heart; I might be open to what YOU call; 'feelings.' Thankfully for me, that's not the case, so I SNEER at your oblivious naiveté! You are SUCH a STUPID little fool! You've been living a lie for six years; you're STILL under the impression, that you're on a vital important mission, and that the Irken Armada is going to come and help you!" Zim says: "That's because they ARE!!!!" Trakeena rolls her eyes and says: "Get SERIOUS!!!! They only sent you to Earth in order to get RID of you; did you actually think they would trust YOU with a vital mission?! You couldn't even get rid of one silly little Earth boy, and the main weapons HE had were his conspiracy theories!" Zim says: "I came CLOSE multiple times!" Trakeena says: "And you FAILED multiple times; what does that tell you about your competence level? Even your own Robot is a JOKE; most dysfunctional piece of scrap metal in the entire universe! But you know what the greatest beauty on this weapon IS? It's not ME, for a change!"

Trakeena files her long insect nails and says: "Unlike the original Death Sun, which could ONLY destroy simulated cities; this is a fully ARMED and operational SPACE station! I know you have hopes and dreams of the Irken Armada one day coming to help you; but that's ALL they ever were, hopes and DREAMS!!!! And the ENTIRE Irken population besides you is currently ON that planet; even that evil Tak girl! So..." And Trakeena gives a big thumb down, and Vexus pulls a lever, and the Super Death Sun begins to emit an EERIE, evil glow! And Trakeena cries: "GOODBYE HOPES; GOODBYE DREAMS!!!!" And Zim watches in SHOCK as the powerful laser first HITS the Irken planet, than GASPS in horror when the ENTIRE planet EXPLODES!!!! Zim gasps in horror, realizing the rest of his species has been wiped OUT!!!! Zim drops in UTTER despair; seeing all his dreams and hopes DESTROYED in one fell swoop! Zim, in a hollow voice, says: "That was my birth planet, my home planet; even though I was always ridiculed for my height, my lack of it, I always knew that was the one place I could go to if the chips ever came down; it was the one place I was always safe." Than Zim gets angry, with anger even HE never experienced before, as he bitterly says: "And YOU destroyed it! YOU DESTROYED MY PEOPLE!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And without warning; Zim fires his laser at FULL power directly at Trakeena! Zim chuckles at his precise shooting, than gasps in HORROR that Trakeena doesn't even have so much as a SCRATCH!!!! Trakeena, bored says: "What part of, 'new and improved did you have difficulty comprehending? Still, I AM slightly impressed. If you had been a REAL Irken Warrior, you might have ACTUALLY hurt me! But you FAILED in that mission as well, and now you shall pay the price for your lack of vision! Vexus! Take Zim to the outlaw planet of Onyx! I think there will be a high BOUNTY to the warrior who gets to finish off the LAST of the Irkens!" Vexus puts laser handcuffs around Zim, and she says: "It will be my pleasure, QUEEN!" Trakeena says: "And Zim, if those foolish Earth creatures DO try to save you; tell them they can meet the NEW Queen!" Zim sarcastically says: "Same as the OLD Queen!" And Vexus takes Zim away! / From the monitor room aboard Terra Venture 2, everyone is still reeling about what just happened! Haggis says: "That blast came from the Super Death Star; that thing is operational!" Marlene says: "Only this time, the damage was NOT simulated!" Spongebob says: "We've got to get Terra Venture 2 to planet Mirinoi, and FAST!!!!" Rocko says: "But Zim's life is in danger!" Reggie scoffs and says: "That's HIS problem! He CHOSE to go off on his own!"

Otto says: "Look, Reggie; Zim isn't exactly in my top five friends list either; but he just lost his home world and the rest of his species! We NEED to help him!" Reggie asks: "What about Terra Venture 2? Who will help THEM?!" Rocko's EYES light up and he says: "Reggie; I think you JUST provided me with an answer!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "It's been quite a bit since I made a strategically, game-changing move, but now's the perfect time to make one! This is the PERFECT opportunity to get Angelica and Reggie to WORK together; and since this is from me; Reggie can't possibly REFUSE!!!!" (End Confessional) Rocko says: "Reggie, since you and Angelica weren't given Ranger powers; you'll stay here on Terra Venture 2 and guide these people to safety! Gerald can keep track of us on the monitors and help us out in case there's danger that we're not aware of! The rest of us can go save Zim!" Reggie protests: "But this is ANGELICA we're talking about!!!! Don't make me WORK with HER!!!!"

Angelica, lisping, says: "Thath maketh two of ush. Theth being MEAN to me!" Rocko asks: "Reggie, what's more important?! Is it your STUPID grudge, or winning up to $1.5 million in cash?!" Reggie, unsure, says: "Well..." Rocko says: "It's not EXACTLY a trick QUESTION; Reggie!" Reggie throws her hands up and says: "All right, ALL RIGHT!! I'll TRY to work together with Angelica!" Rocko pats Reggie on the back and says: "That's the girl I love! Now, was that so HARD for you to say?" (Confessional) Reggie is retching, throwing up OFF screen as she says: "AHHH!!!! I have never felt so SICKENED in my whole entire LIFE!!!! To think that the lives of thousands of people hang in the balance, and it ALL depends on my ability to work together with Angelica Pickles! Now I KNOW why Sniz didn't give the two of us Ranger powers! If I HAD any, I'd use them to KNOCK Angelica into Kingdom Come!" / Angelica, lisping, says: "I am currently in no pothithion or thtate of mind to try anything funny with Reggie, becauf if I wath, I would. Bethides, it thertainly not the wortht thing I've done in trying to get a lot of cath, I've tried LOTH worth! Admittedly, I can't think of any inthanthes right now!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Larry simultaneously say: "Get ready guys!" And they both look at each other, and Stimpy says: "That's right, we're BOTH Red Rangers!"

Larry asks: "How are we going to do this?" Stimpy says: "Let's just do it together!" Larry and Stimpy both simultaneously say: "It's MORPHING time!!!!!" (An elaborate morphing sequence begins, showing all of the available contestants morphing into a ranger power.) Stimpy says: "Red Dai Ranger One, Lightning Dragon!" Marlene says: "Yellow Dai Ranger Two, Electric Griffin!" Haggis says: "Blue Dai Ranger Three, Rock Karin!" Otto says: "Green Dai Ranger Four, Earth Lion!" Lil says: "Pink Dai Ranger Five, Fire Phoenix!" Rocko says: "I call upon the power of the Tigerzord!!!!" Suzie says: "Gold Ranger Power; S.P.D. Emergency!" Larry says: "Go Galactic! Red Lion!" Pearl says: "Pink Wildcat!" Darwin says: "Blue Jaguar!" Dog says: "Yellow Cheetah!" General Barracuda says: "Magna Defender, activate!" / And the now, powered-up contestants hop on their jet jammers, and zoom to the planet Onyx, in the hopes of being able to save Zim in time! /

Meanwhile, Zim, in addition to getting emotionally, mentally, and physically injured, has now been stripped of his clothes, and tied up to a pole in the middle of an arena. And surrounding him, it's a who's who of Nickelodeon villains! Waffle Woman from "Ren and Stimpy;" Mr. Smitty from "Rocko's Modern Life;" Mr. Fiend from "Rugrats;" Gronkle from "Ahhh! Real Monsters;" the two evil scientists from "The Angry Beavers;" the Greasers from "Catdog;" the Yolkians from "Jimmy Neutron;" Eustace Strych from "Jimmy Neutron;" the Nano-bots from Jimmy Neutron; Killgore from "My Life As a Teenage Robot;" Azula from "Avatar: the Last Airbender;" the EVIL Kraken from "Catscratch;" Mrs. Beady from "Back At the Barnyard;" Noodman from "Sanjay and Craig;" Oonski the Great from "Breadwinners;" Kyle from "Fanboy and Chum Chum;" Boog from "Fanboy and Chum Chum;" Gart Default from "Robot and Monster;" the Tattletale Strangler from "Spongebob Squarepants;" the Dirty Bubble from "Spongebob Squarepants;" Bird Brain from "TUFF Puppy;" and Princess from "Harvey Beaks!" Vexus says: "Fellow villains of Nickelodeon; you KNOW why I've gathered you all here! For a long time; this little Irken has had delusions of grandeur that HE'S one of us!"

And numerous jeers from the other villains pour down into the arena. Vexus says: "We do not tolerate POSERS in the ranks of Nicktoons Villains! Perhaps he will be inspired to be more competent when saving his LIFE becomes his JOB!!!!" And numerous cheers from the other villains pour down into the arena! Vexus says: "As punishment for his numerous failures, Zim shall be sentenced to FIGHT to the death! And a very special GUEST will be joining him!" And to his surprise, members of the Cluster carry forward a slightly damaged, but fully clothed Dib, who is handcuffed, and then tied to the pole WITH Zim! Zim cries: "DIB!!!! What are YOU doing here?!" Dib sarcastically says: "What am I doing HERE?! I'm watching George Meilles 1902 short film A Trip to the Moon--what does it LOOK like I'm doing HERE?! These creepy robots barge in on me yesterday; and they trap me in some LAZER prison and tried to get me to spill Earth secrets! Needless to say, they didn't GET any from me!" Zim says: "I underestimated you. A lesser of an Earthling would've TALKED under all that torture!" Dib says: "How did I wind up in this situation with you, and you being naked?!" Zim says: "Well it's not the FIRST time you've seen me naked! Goodness knows HOW many times you set up secret photo traps in order to catch me in full alien mode!"

Dib says: "And you would THINK that with the help of the Internet, the truth would've exploded." Zim sighs and says: "It seems like it has ALWAYS been destiny's plan to draw us together." Dib asks: "What are you talking about? I never wanted anything to do with you!" Zim says: "Neither did I, before I met you. And yet, despite your small size, you never let THAT stop you from trying to achieve something! We're on opposite sides of the same coin; you and me. The people in charge look DOWN on you for being small; so you do whatever you can to get yourself noticed! Maybe that's why I was never able to succeed. It's not that I didn't try hard enough, maybe I was just trying too hard. Size is EVERYTHING to an Irken...or at least, it WAS!" Dib asks: "What do you mean, WAS?!" And to Dib's surprise, Zim cries TEARS; tears made of liquid carbon; but tears all the same! Zim cries and says: "My birth planet, my home planet, all of my fellow Irkens, they were DESTROYED!!!! By a weapon called the Super Death Sun! And if Trakeena has HER way, the planet of Mirinoi and Earth could suffer the same fate!" Dib shouts: "Impossible! What about the Armada? The Army; you said they would come someday!" Zim says: "I lived a fool's dream. The Armada never cared about my mission; I was just sent to Earth just so they wouldn't have to deal with ME anymore!" 

Dib says: "In other words, you were technically banished." Zim says: "I guess. And all this time, I thought I was someday going to get to go back home, and be hailed as a hero; I guess I'm a fool for thinking that to." Dib says: "For what it's worth; I never thought of you as a fool." Zim asks: "You DIDN'T?!" Dib clarifies: "Crazy? Yes! Insane? More than likely. But foolish? That was never a quality I associated with you. On paper, some of your ideas were actually clever, sometimes even brilliant! If you had received proper training; you might have done the impossible all by yourself!" Zim says: "And that training, I never got, all because of my stupid size!" Dib says: "It doesn't have to BE that way; you don't HAVE to let your size hold you back!" Zim says: "Does it matter? I don't even have my species or my HOME anymore!" Dib says: "Wrong! You DO have a home; you have one on Earth; and despite ALL the things you DID or TRIED to do; we managed to get along pretty well in SPITE of all that! And Zim, I actually have to thank you for something." Zim asks: "What is that?" Dib says: "If you had never come to Earth, I probably never would've BEEN inspired to make something of my life. I learned what my true potential could be; and I gained a reason to work hard in life; not just for myself, but for the benefit of others!" Zim says: "I guess you DID learn something from me!"

Dib says: "More than that; I know that you have something WORTH fighting for! The memories of all the Irkens that died, the world you lost; you can USE that fury and turn it into something GOOD! You may have lost ONE planet, but you're NOT going to lose ANOTHER! Zim, you WILL be an Invader, and you will be an Invader for the side of good!" Zim says: "Is this what you humans call LOVE? Because if it is, I kind of like it." Dib asks: "What do you mean?" Zim says: "Technically, my species IS bi-gender; and with the technology that still remains at my disposal, I could assimilate my genes with those from another, even if it is from another species." Dib says: "Why are you telling me this?" Zim says: "As the last Irken, I have a very long life. For every ten of your Earth years, I only grow one year older in MY life! By my calculations, you and I are now BOTH the same age! And I don't want to stay young while you grow old. I could fix it to extend your life; your aging rate would be the same as mine, and we can grow old together." Dib asks: "Why are you telling me this?"

Zim says: "For too long, my fellow Irkens used our technology for vain, greedy, and selfish ends, and look what it CAUSED them! I don't want the same thing to happen to Earth! I want to USE my technology to help you! Think of all the benefits that can be made! The Irkens may be gone, but perhaps what they lost, the Earth can benefit from! But none of that would be worth it without someone to share it with. You're the only human I deem worthy of helping me with this. And to be quite honest, I've grown fond of you, I don't want to lose you. In all honesty, you're my best friend, and you're the only one I've got." Dib, stunned, says: "Zim, you may have been a mess as an Irken; but on Earth, I think we'll find a way to fit you in JUST fine!" Zim says: "That's great! Oh, and FYI, when we make kids; don't worry, they'll look like humans so they'll TOTALLY blend in!" Dib shouts: "WHAT?!" Zim says: "Okay, probably a LITTLE too soon to put that out there, but you'll warm up to it!" Dib says: "If we don't DIE first!" Larry and the other Rangers zoom in, and Larry says: "That's NOT going to happen today!" And they aim their lasers carefully, only shooting off the handcuffs holding Zim and Dib to the post! Zim says: "Luck is finally starting to turn MY way! It's Morphing TIME!!!! Green Tiger!!!!" Dib asks: "You're a Power Ranger now?" Zim says: "Technically, it's a loan, but right now, yes!"

Vexus cries: "Villains; ATTACK!!!!" And all the Nickelodeon villains start SWARMING around, and try to attack all at once! Stimpy says: "Hang on guys; it's going to be a bumpy ride! Keep Dib protected in the middle of a circle, and whatever you do, HOLD that LINE!!!!" And the Rangers start beating off the Bad Guys! / Meanwhile, Trakeena is watching this action on her crystal ball, and then from a monitor, comes the image and creepy voice of Master Coelacanth! Master Coelacanth creepily asks: "How is Vexus dealing with that snotty Irken on the planet Onyx?" Trakeena angrily says: "Well for one thing; you weren't kidding about the RESOURCEFULNESS of these characters; they have RANGER powers, and SIX of them have Powers I have never SEEN before!!!!" Master Coelacanth screams: "WHAT?!!! That traitor General Barracuda must have hacked into my files and decided to give them a challenge opportunity to help them even the odds!" Trakeena calmly says: "Don't burst a blood vessel. Vexus is going to make absolutely sure that either all those Nicktoon villains or herself, will be RESPONSIBLE for the downfall of those fools! And IF on the off-chance she fails; I'll handle the matter personally! I have a SCORE to settle with Rangers myself! They'll RUE the day, that they EVER crossed the path of QUEEN Trakeena!!!!" (Commercial Break) /

The costumed contestants battle it off against multiple Nicktoons villains from the many Nicktoons cartoons series. Stimpy says: "Fire HAIRBALL!" And from his mouth, he shoots a POWERFUL burst of power at Waffle Woman from "Ren and Stimpy," which destroys her! Rocko says: "I'll teach YOU not to give ME paid overtime!" And he blasts Mr. Smitty from "Rocko's Modern Life," with Saba, and he gets flung FAR away from the battle! Lil says: "I'll teach you to PLAGUE me and my friends with nightmares! It's time for MAD DOG HOEK!!!!" Stimpy asks: "ANOTHER one of Ren's alter-egos?!" Lil says: "Sure!" Than switching to a Spanish accent, Lil says: "Mad Dog Hoek is loco for BOOM-BOOM!!!!" And pushing a button on her wrist, she triggers a HUGE explosion which destroys Mr. Fiend from "Rugrats." Zim says: "I'll take care of YOU only because there are no villains from my series to fight against! Lights of Orion, activate!" And Zim gets golden armor and weapons, and he uses them to powerfully EXPEL Gronkle from "Ahhh! Real Monsters," away from the fight! General Barracuda says: "The might of the Magna Defender will NOT be denied! Tor Zord!!!!" And he summons a HUGE bull-shaped machine, which head-butts the two evil scientists from "The Angry Beavers," and Eustace Strych from "Jimmy Neutron" away from the fight!

Dog says: "This is for ALWAYS making my brother's life MISERABLE! Lights of Orion, ACTIVATE!" And Dog gets golden armor and weapons, which he uses to magically blast the Greasers from "Catdog," away from the fight! Otto says: "Don't mess with the man in Green!" And with super speed, he zooms around and whips up a tornado, which sucks a good number of villains in! Than when Otto claps his hands, the tornado EXPLODES; destroying the Yolkians from "Jimmy Neutron," the Nano-bots from Jimmy Neutron, Killgore from "My Life As a Teenage Robot," and the Dirty Bubble from "Spongebob Squarepants!" Spongebob says: "It's okay, I already destroyed the Dirty Bubble once." Azula from "Avatar: the Last Airbender," laughs cruelly and says: "Try and take ME down; you girls are DESTINED to fail!" Suzie and Lil both say: "Don't BET on it!" And using powerful lazer guns; they shoot at Azula, sending her FAR away from the fight! Marlene says: "It's time to ROCK my Ranger powers; Electric Griffin; go!" And Marlene summons a yellow, Griffin machine, which BLASTS the EVIL Kraken from "Catscratch," and destroys him! Mrs. Beady from "Back at the Barnyard," Noodman from "Sanjay and Craig," Boog from "Fanboy and Chum Chum," look at each other nervously. Mrs. Beady says: "I only came to WATCH, not to fight!" Noodman says: "I only fight snakes, this is too much!"

Boog says: "Let's run for our LIVES!!!!" And they FLEE the battlefield! Kyle from "Fanboy and Chum Chum" says: "Get back here!" Vexus from "My Life as a Teenage Robot" says: "Forget THEM! We don't need THEM!" Haggis says: "Don't make any bets yet!" Oonski the Great from "Breadwinners," says: "I'm Oonski the--", but he gets EPIC punched by Marlene and Larry, who send him flying far away! Marlene says: "My advice? Find a shorter catch phrase!" Kyle says: "Just try and take ME down; DOLL!!!!" Suzie says: "You did SO not just call ME that!!!!" And Kyle shoots his wand at Suzie, but she grabs out a mirror, and reflects the spell BACK at him, teleporting him away! Suzie says: "Don't EVER call ME a doll!" Otto says: "You don't have to worry about that!" Lil, speakin with a Spanish accent again, says: "It's time for another EXPLOSIVE taste of the Mad Dog Hoek!!!! One, two, BOOM-BOOM!!!!" She pushes a button on her wrist, but nothing happens! Sniz says: "Well folks, it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--", (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) And a GIGANTIC explosion DESTROUS Gart Default from "Robot and Monster," and ROCKETS the Tattletale Strangler from "Spongebob Squarepants," Bird Brain from "TUFF Puppy," and Princess from "Harvey Beaks," FAR away from the fight!

Fondue however, has been AFFECTED by the blast, and he's now COMPLETELY naked! Fondue says: "Oh, GREAT!!!! There go MY clothes!!!!" Spongebob says: "I think we got them all!" Vexus says: "Not YET, you haven't! You might have beaten all those OTHER low-lifes, but I won't get taken out so EASILY!!!! Cluster, ATTACK!!!!" And a BIG swarm of robotic wasp insects starts to swarm around them! Larry says: "Hit them with everything you GOT!!!!" And in a sequence of what APPEARS to be an expertly choreographed sequence of movements, the various costumed heroes expertly and efficiently, manage to take out the attacking Cluster robots down, until they dissolve from the damage! Vexus shouts: "NOOO!!!! That was my ENTIRE army!" Pearl asks: "So; do you give UP?!" Vexus angrily screams: "Give up? GIVE UP?!!! You don't know VEXUS!!!! I've held this BACK for a special occasion; but now it's time to reveal my TRUE form!!!!" Darwin asks: "She has a TRUE form?!" Zim answers: "Apparently." And undergoing what APPEARS to be a form of morphing; Vexus turns from a somewhat PRETTY looking insect wasp queen; into a GIGANTIC, UGLY giant wasp of PURE terror! Vexus says: "Franz Kafka, eat your heart out!" Marlene says: "WHOA!!!! Somebody call an exterminator!" Rocko says: "That exterminator is us! We need Thunderzord power, NOW!"

And after a bolt of lightning strikes, a Zord summoning sequence is seen! Otto says: "Green Earth Lion Thunderzord power!" Lil says: "Pink Fire Phoenix Thunderzord power!" Haggis says: "Blue Rock Karin Thunderzord power!" Marlene says: "Yellow Electric Griffin Thunderzord power!" Stimpy says: "Red Lightning Dragon Thunderzord power!" Rocko says: "I call upon the power of the Tigerzord!" Rocko jumps up onto the familiar Tigerzord and says: "Thank you for INSPIRING this, Jason David Frank!" And the Tigerzord converts from Tiger mode, to Warrior mode; joining the already combined Thunder Megazord! Stimpy says: "This is AWESOME! We're piloting the ACTUAL Thunder Megazord!" Marlene says: "And it's the ORIGINAL Japanese interior decoration! You can't BUY this in America!" Otto says: "Let's save the comments for when we DEAL with this creep!" And as the two warrior zords get ready to face off against the mutated Vexus; Larry asks: "I wonder how Gerald and the others are doing with Terra Venture 2?" / Onboard, Gerald is running statistics on Terra Venture 2, but the results aren't looking too good.

Muffled, Gerald says: "I'm afraid this space station just CAN'T go any faster than it already is!" Reggie says: "That is SO BAD! If only we had more TIME to get away from the Super Death Sun!" Angelica, lisping, says: "In thith cathe, time ith the one thing we don't haf!" Gerald, muffled, says: "Angelica is right! It takes 66.6 minutes for the Super Death Sun to recharge; in just 6.66 minutes, it will finish recharging; and that's the END for Terra Venture 2!" Reggie says: "But we've got to get this space station to Mirinoi somehow!" Angelica looks around; spots something, and lisping, says: "Look! A wormhole!!!!" Reggie looks at this suspiciously and asks: "We're not actually going to take this thing THROUGH a wormhole?!" Gerald, muffled, says: "It WORKED on the ACTUAL Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!" Angelica, lisping, says: "And unleth you want to tetht this thpath thtations defenthes againtht the Thuper Death Thun; we haf to take the rithk! Do you trutht me?! Do you TRUTHT me?!" Reggie, unsure, uneasily says: "Somehow, I do!" Angelica lisps and says: "Then leth go!" Trakeena looks at Terra Venture 2 and says: "Excellent, they're almost in my sights! And the Super Death Sun is just about finishing re-charging!" Master Coelaceanth, on a monitor, says: "Excellent! Fire when ready, then we'll be RID of three annoying pests and a THOUSAND worthless lives!!!!"

Trakeena, with a deliciously evil smile, pulls down a lever, and says: "It will be MY pleasure!!!!" And just as a beam from the Super Death Sun gets ready to FIRE at Terra Venture 2; the Space Station gets SUCKED through a wormhole and the beam MISSES it's target ENTIRELY; instead only taking out a BUNCH of uninhabited asteroids! Trakeena screams: "WHAT?!!! How could this weapon POSSIBLY MISS a FREAKING space station that's five miles WIDE and five miles LONG?! Not to mention all the space inside it!" Master Coelaceanth says: "What just happened?!" Trakeena says: "There seems to be no END to their STUPID luck; they seemed to have found a wormhole and gone through it! And even worse; that wormhole leads them almost DIRECTLY to Mirinoi!" Master Coelaceanth slams his fists down and angrily says: "This is UNACCEPTABLE!!!! I will NOT tolerate FAILURE, my apprentice; you will find them; you will BREAK them; you will FIGHT them; and you WILL win!!!!" Trakeena angrily says: "That's PRECISELY what I plan to do! My space station WILL get into ORBIT around Mirinoi and be WAITING for them! NOTHING will STOP me THIS time; NOTHING!!!!" / As the Thunder Megazord and the Tigerzord continue to do battle against Vexus, Dog is checking his wrist communicator for a response from Gerald. Dog says: "Gerald, come in! What's going on?"

Darwin shakes his head and says: "It's no use! Their signal disappeared five minutes ago, they should've answered us by now!" Dog says: "Well, we know they're not DEAD! Otherwise, Trakeena would be ARRIVING here gloating about it right now!" Larry says: "My guess is they must have found a wormhole!" Craig asks: "Do you really think so?" Larry says: "I do. If there's one thing that can get Terra Venture 2 away from the Super Death Sun and to the safety of Mirinoi, a wormhole has the ability to do that!" Dib says: "They've just GOT to be safe! I don't know what I would do if someone I cared for got HURT on that space station!" Zim says: "No other living thing is going to be hurt by THESE creeps; not while I have anything to say about it!" Pearl asks: "Just one question; have you ALWAYS been this good a fighter?" Dib says: "I think so, but I make him mad; it throws him off." Zim shouts: "Just announce my biggest secret weakness to the entire UNIVERSE why don't you?!" Dib apathetically retorts: "It's not exactly a big, secret weakness when everybody and their GRANDMOTHER knows about it!" In the Thunder Megazord, Haggis says: "Enough fooling around; it's time to END this! Thunder Sabre, NOW!!!!" And the Megazord, grabs a big blade from its scabbard covering, and Vexus nervously asks: "What are you going to DO with that?!" Marlene answers: "The last thing you'll EVER see!"

And with one powerful SWIPE; the blade EXPLOSIVELY makes contact with Vexus, and destroys her! Rocko says: "Dai Rangers; that was a dynamic win!" The costumed heroes exit their Zords, and Larry says: "Spongebob; I'm impressed! You're actually pretty handy with a zord when you set your mind to it!" Spongebob says: "Well, I always figured that one day, my expanded knowledge of Power Rangers would someday pay off; I just figured that it would end up being on Jeopardy!" Stimpy says: "We only took down a General, the Queen of Evil is STILL out there, and she still HAS the Super Death Sun!" Larry says: "Well, we know where she's GOING; she's going to Mirinoi, and she's going to try to intercept Terra Venture 2!" Dib says: "We can't let her DO that! There are thousands’ of innocent lives on that space station!" Craig says: "But Mirinoi is 40 clicks away; we'll NEVER get there on our Jet Jammers in time!" General Barracuda says: "Which is why we'll need to take the Tor Zord!" Pearl asks: "Are you sure it has the amount of power to DO the job?" General Barracuda says: "I've spent most of my life serving evil; even if it's just once, I want to serve the needs of my children instead!" Craig looks at Pearl and says: "He sounds like a father to me!"

(Confessional) Pearl says: "Personally, I'm still not ready to nominate Horatio for the Father of the Year Award; but he does seem genuine about wanting to stick it to Master Coelaceanth! And after what THAT evil fish did to us in the last episode, I'm all for it!" / Craig says: "I always thought that if I ever found out I had a father and a sister that I previously didn't know that I actually had; I always thought the first thing we would do is go to the Grand Canyon; not go and blow up some evil space station. Just goes to show you that life can be stranger than fiction!" / Spongebob says: "I'm still not keen on trusting General Barracuda! Still, we do know a LOT more about HIM than we do about Trakeena and Master Coelaceanth! As Mr. Krabs once said, better the devil you KNOW than the devil you DON'T!" / General Barracuda says: "After spending SO much time; wasting my life pursuing SELFISH ends; I finally have something worth fighting for; the protection of my son and daughter. I've spent SO much time separated from them; and I'm NOT going to let Master Coelaceanth tear me AWAY from them again! I'll show him that you can't break up a Barracuda family and NOT think that I won't take it personally! This mission is PERSONAL!!!!" (End Confessional)

The contestants, Dib, and General Barracuda, all crowd into the Tor Zord! General Barracuda says: "Hang on to your belt buckles, it will be a BUMPY ride!" Craig says: "We're go in at FULL throttle!" Pearl says: "That ought to throw Trakeena off!" Haggis asks: "But what about Trakeena's Stinger drones?" Larry says: "You worry about figuring out a way to bring down the Super Death Sun, I'll worry about the Stinger drones!" Rocko prays, and says: "Reggie, I hope you're safe!" / Meanwhile, in the wormhole, Terra Venture 2 is suffering from the many trials of what is called the Lost Galaxy, as they're being chased by Ghost Pirates; namely, Divatox and her bunch of fallen cronies! Reggie says: "Sheesh! This is the VILLAINESS that managed to DEFEAT the Power Rangers in a combative fight?!" Gerald, muffled, says: "Well, to be fair, the Turbo Rangers DID have Justin on the team when it happened, it's hard to get any WORSE than that!" Angelica, lisping, says: "And yet thurprithingly, Power Rangers RPM managed to do the impothible and come up with a WHOLE team of Rangers WORTHE than Juthtin!" Reggie looks seriously at Angelica and says: "Do us both a favor; NEVER mention Power Rangers RPM OR Justin in casual conversation again; EVER!!!!" Gerald, muffled, says: "You said it!" Angelica lisps, and says: "Ith not like I like Juthtin either!"

Than Gerald spots something on a radar in Terra Venture 2 and says: "Guys! I think I found us the exit from this Wormhole!" Reggie eagerly says: "Than let’s blow that pirate ship back to Kingdom Come and let’s go home!" And Gerald charges the weapons system on Terra Venture 2, aims it toward Divatox, and muffled, Gerald says: "And do us a BIG favor, Divatox! This time, don't come BACK!!!!" And he fires a powerful lazer BACKWARDS at the pirate ship, which destroys it once again! But soon, Terra Venture 2 starts to rumble from the effects of exiting the wormhole! Reggie, vibrating, shakingly says: "This is BUMPIER than the time I experienced that 6.5 earthquake from San Simeon in California!"

Angelica, lisping, asks: "You were traveling THERE when that happened?" Reggie answers: "I was in the Junior Surf Champion play-offs; I won my first Grand Champion Trophy Award there!" Angelica gasps, and manages to clearly say: "No way! I was THERE!!!! I saw you beat the PANTS off those GUYS that competed against you! That was the most impressive thing I ever SAW as a four year old! When I saw how well you did as a surfer, it inspired ME to excel in the things I was good at in life! I guess maybe that's why I sabotaged your surfboard last season; not out of spite, but because I was jealous. I was jealous that you were so much better at surfing than me. I thought that if I sabotaged you and got revenge against Otto for making my life miserable, it would make me feel better about myself. But when Sandy Cheeks wished my hair away, I felt so much worse! But with the loss of one of my teeth, it's like all the terrible things I've done just finally felt not worth it to me. Reggie, I am SO sorry I put you through all that trouble last season. If only I realized that I was sabotaging the very idol who inspired my greatness, I never would've done it!" Reggie, shocked, asks: "You mean, all this time, we could've been FRIENDS?!" Gerald shouts: "IRONY!!!!" Than whimpers, and muffled, Gerald says: "REALLY shouldn't try to yell when I have a face brace on!" (Confessional)

Reggie, looks really red in the face, from being ashamed, and she says: "Well THIS is a fine kettle of fish! And I'm all out of tartar sauce! Why did Rocko have to be RIGHT about this THING?!!! All I wanted was to get even against Angelica for that ONE incident; just one! And now I'm feeling guilty about it because she didn't do it out of hate and malice; but merely out of JEALOUSLY?! Man, I REALLY feel like a heel now; which I didn't even think it would be POSSIBLE to feel when it concerns Angelica!" / Covering up her missing tooth with a finger, Angelica clearly says: "I didn't know the name of that young girl who won in those Junior Surf Champ Play-Offs, but I did know I was impressed by her. I just never expected that the very same girl would grow up to become KNOWN as the champion she is today! If I'm lucky, maybe I'll finally get some good karma coming my way!" (End Confessional) Gerald, muffled says: "Hold on everybody! Here it COMES!!!!" And Terra Venture 2 bursts OUT of the Wormhole, and only 500,000 miles from Mirinoi! Reggie says: "Awesome! We're almost there!" Gerald gasps, and muffled says: "And Trakeena and her evil space station is right behind us!" Trakeena says: "Where is your box full of miracles NOW; brats?! You have no wormholes around to save you THIS time! And this time, you're going to be SPACE Dust!!!!"

Than a lazer FIRES, toward the Super Death Sun, and knocks the firing mechanism OFF kilter, instead blowing UP a section of the Super Death Star, making it look like only three-quarters of a sun! General Barracuda says: "Didn't your mother ever tell you it's not NICE to play with lazers?! You might have actually HURT someone!" Trakeena screams: "You're in for a WORLD of hurt when my STINGERS get through with you!" General Barracuda says: "I'm NOT going to allow that to happen! Everybody, use your jet jammers and get out!" Dib says: "But I don't have a Ranger costume to protect me in space!" Zim says: "Dib, use my Irken life-pack!" Dib says: "But, you NEED your Irken life-pack, to stay alive! What will you do without it?" Zim says: "Dib, I'm not going back to live on Earth if you're not there living on it! Your life is more important than mine; you must survive!" Dib takes Zim's Irken life-pack, even though the removal of it already STARTS affecting Zim! As a protective field forms around Dib, everyone gets on a jet jammer, and Dib says: "I'll never forget this, Zim!" And everyone blasts off, with Zim BARELY having the energy to blast off last, as he feels his life-force draining away. General Barracuda closes the Zord door and says: "Okay, Trakeena! It's now just you and me! You want to mess with the Barracuda? You're going to get the teeth!"

Trakeena screams: "You don't have the GUTS! You're not SACRIFICING yourself! You are NOT that kind of man!" General Barracuda angrily says: "You don't know what kind of man I am; but I'll SHOW you what kind of man I am; I am NOT the kind of man who lets bullies from outer space threaten the lives of his son AND his daughter!!!!" And putting Tor Zord on MAXIMUM over-load, General Barracuda charges FULL steam ahead and shouts: "TRAKEENA!!!! You LOSE again!!!!" And to Trakeena's horror, General Barracuda DOES go all the way! The force of the Tor Zord at ALL it's explosive power, causes a chain reaction in what remains of the Super Death Sun! Watching the damage, Pearl can only scream: "NOOO!!!! My biological father!" Craig cries and says: "I know! He was mine to!" Spongebob says: "Now THAT'S irony! Last episode, Pearl wanted to KILL him, now she doesn't want him to die!" Marlene says: "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Trakeena angrily CRIES: "NOOO!!!! My Super Death Sun!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And the Super Death Sun EXPLODES, taking out Trakeena's Stingers, and Trakeena with it! Larry is shocked, and says: "He did it, he ACTUALLY did it!"

Haggis asks: "But is he actually gone?" Suzie points and says: "Look! I see SOMETHING moving in the debris field!" And sure enough, the contestants see General Barracuda, wearing a makeshift PINK helmet, protected against the elements of space! Pearl cheers: "All right! My father IS alive!" Craig breathes a sigh of relief and says: "Thank goodness! My trip to the Grand Canyon was almost jeopardized for a minute there!" Lil says: "My Fire Phoenix Zord can pick him up and bring him down to Mirinoi!" / Finally, on the ground of Mirinoi, Sniz has gathered all of the surviving heroes around to cheer their heroics! Sniz claps and says: "That was spectacular! Well-done! I am impressed by all your heroic efforts! I bet even the REAL Power Rangers might consider letting some of you join them in a team-up someday!" Marlene says: "That would be cool!" Sniz says: "And General Barracuda, you REALLY redeemed yourself; you were willing to sacrifice your own life to save the life of your son, your daughter, their friends, and the lives of thousands of innocents onboard Terra Venture 2."

General Barracuda says: "Well, it's definitely a start." Sniz says: "Which makes it all the harder for me to say this, but a challenge is still a challenge. You both did exceptionally well, but only one team can win the challenge. Our panel of unbiased Fairy Godparents watched this challenge very closely, and they have determined that the Network Noobs did a better job of getting Terra Venture 2 safely to Mirinoi. Boom Vets, you lost some points due to Reggie's initial stubbornness to work together with Angelica Pickles!" Reggie goes to Rocko and says: "Rocko, I am SO sorry, to both you AND Angelica! I wouldn't be surprised if you voted off me!" Sniz says: "That's the thing; Rocko WON'T be voting for you, it's part of the reward the Network Noobs are winning! Tonight for a change, the Network Noobs get to vote SOMEONE from the Boom Vets team off!" Fondue angrily says: "I have had ENOUGH!!!!" And Fondue angrily walks in, still naked, and still bruised and battered from everything Ricky and Stimpy Jr. have put him through! Fondue says: "I am DONE babysitting your kids, Stimpy and Lil! If you want them to be taken care of, you can DO it yourselves!!!!" Sniz looks at Fondue awkwardly and says: "Be that as it may, we'll see BOTH teams--." Lil shouts: "No you WON'T!!!!" Everyone gets a shocked look, and Stimpy asks: "What do you MEAN, Lil?!"

Lil sighs and says: "I'm saying that my time in the game is over, AGAIN, because this time, I quit!" Stimpy fights back his tears and asks: "But Lil, why?" Lil sighs and says: "Because, I'd rather not sit by and watch the Network Noobs potentially vote you or one of my dear friends off. You're all much better contestants than me; and you still deserve a chance to win the money! As for me, I can take Ricky and Stimpy Jr. with me. Ren and I will take good care of them for you. That way, you can keep your mind focused on the competition, and I can keep my mind focused on taking care of your kids!" Stimpy, now with tears of joy, runs toward Lil and hugs her! Stimpy says: "Thank you, Lil! I'm so glad we made this relationship work! Someday, I hope I can repay the favor!" Lil says: "Just keep being your nice, friendly self. It works for me, and your friends seem to like it to!" Stimpy says: "Don't worry, I will!" Lil picks up Ricky and Stimpy Jr. and says: "This way, this time you get to say good-bye to me!" Stimpy says: "Good-bye Lil, and good luck!" Lil says: "Ricky, Stimpy Jr., Ren, and I will be cheering for you!" And inside the Limosuine of Losers, it drives away with Lil, Ricky, and Stimpy Jr. all inside it!

Sniz says: "Man, I HATE it when that happens! Luckily, I had a BACKUP reward planned in case this happened! I know it's not much Network Noobs, but help yourselves to some chips and pop, there's plenty of it to go around." Pearl says: "Thank you, Sniz. A secondary prize is an appreciated prize, especially now that my brother and I have a father to share it with!" General Barracuda says: "I think being a good guy is starting to grow on me! And someday, I'll find a way to TRULY earn your respect, and become the man I was when Ambrosia fell in love with me. Ambrosia, I won't let your death be in vain!" / Master Coelaceanth is in his lair, and he angrily says: "Impossible! A league of Nicktoons Villains, the Cluster, Vexus, the Stingers, the Super Death Sun, even a cyborg Trakeena; all GONE?!!!" A mysterious male voice says: "I told you that throwing conventional weapons against them was NOT going to work. No mere VILLAIN can POSSIBLY take them down!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You wouldn't KNOW; you're NOT a VILLAIN, you KNOW?!!!" The mysterious male voice YELLS: "QUIET!!!! BAIT Coelaceanth; or face the wrath of my unrivaled powers!" Master Coelaceanth says: "APPRENTICE; you DARE address me by MY first name?!" The mysterious male voice says: "I'll DO what I WANT!!!! I'm the one who's going to take those Nicktoons down FOR you!!!!"

Master Coelaceanth asks: "And why would you do that? What have THEY ever done to you?!" The eyes, and ONLY the eyes, of the Mysterious male appears, but they have a DELICIOUSLY EVIL look to them! The Mysterious Male voice says: "They HUMILIATED me, they LAUGHED at me; they thought it would be FUNNY to turn me into a joke! Well, when I get through with them, there will be SO many broken bones in ALL their bodies, they won't even be ABLE to laugh!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You have a FIERY passion, and a POWER to match!!!! They'll NEVER suspect YOU of wanting to hurt them!!!!" The mysterious male voice says: "All the better to put my plan into action; everyone in the WORLD is going to PAY, and they're GOING to pay the price!!!! They'll learn what happens when they make fun of me; and TRY to destroy my FAME!!!!" Master Coelaceanth creepily says: "Your revenge will be WELL justified, you'll have EVERYTHING you want and more!!!!" The Mysterious Male voice says: "I'll CRUSH them at your PLEASURE, MASTER!!!!" /

Sniz is watching this on the T.V. monitors and says: "What fresh development is this?! An evil we don't even KNOW about; trying to make HIS way onto our show?! Well, he'd have to get past our legal department first, and that's not going to happen! This is AMERICA! Fondue and I are going to get a fair trial, like everyone else! Lil may be gone, but the Drama is FAR from over! Tune in next time to what I'm sure will be ANOTHER exciting episode, while Fondue and I go off to mount our LEGAL defense!!!! Sniz is out!" / Episode Notes: Dib, Vexus, Trakeena, and a bunch of OTHER Nicktoons Villains, make a cameo appearance in this episode, with a lot of them getting destroyed! Lil quits this episode, in order to keep the Network Noobs from voting one of her friends off. She takes Ricky and Stimpy Jr. with her, so Stimpy can focus on the competition. Reggie FINALLY apologizes to Rocko, Angelica, and everyone else for her previous behavior. Zim loses his Irken planet and the rest of his Irken race when the Super Death Sun blows it up. It is FINALLY revealed that Master Coelaceanth has a MYSTERIOUS, new male apprentice who wants REVENGE!!!! The question is; WHO is it?! /

Personal Notes: I always WANTED to do a challenge revolving around the "Power Rangers," this was the perfect opportunity to do so! It was also the perfect opportunity to start General Barracuda, Angelica, and Reggie on their redemption stories, which is why their behaviors start changing here. Unlike the "Total Drama" series, where Izzy and Owen broke up, Lil and Stimpy will stay together. But because Lil finally re-established her relationship with Stimpy, there was no more story for Lil to take part in. So in continuing with the fact that "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy" actually HAD some Rangers who either NEARLY or temporarily sacrificed themselves for the greater good, I thought the best way for Lil to leave (her second time this season) would be on her own terms, in order to serve the needs of her friends, who she grown to care for. And as for the mysterious male apprentice villain? Let's just say, his identity has actually ALREADY been revealed; and he has a GIGANTIC chip on his shoulder! He will spell BIG problems for the remaining contestants, very soon! / That's it for my episode idea today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

25 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said:

Here is a retro blast from the past, an action-packed episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" Enjoy! /

Sniz is in the monitor room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, chaos and mayham REIGNED supreme! Not only did ALL the lies the contestants made by our contestants get revealed to each other, but Master Coelaceanth made his debut appearance with that creepy voice of his! Who should step up and save our contestants except for General Barracuda?! In a weird twist, during an alien movie challenge, when our contestants got trapped in a room full of bad gas, General Barracuda LITERALLY used Gerald's head to rescue everyone! Sorry for the inconvenience Gerald! Invader Zim became a contestant for the Network Noobs, while the Network Noobs voted another contestant off. However, because it was a REWARD challenge, the eliminated contestant ended up going to the Boom Vets, and that contestant was Angelica Pickles! For once, I'm pretty sure that was ONE reward challenge the Boom Vets WISH they didn't win! And if you thought the last episode was cool, this episode will be EVEN cooler, because we're paying tribute to one of the GREATEST superhero groups of ALL time; the Power Rangers! Can our contestants Ranger up in order to save the day? Find out today on Total Cartoon Action!"

 

"Power Rangers Lost Galaxy: Meet the New Queen (Same as the Old Queen!)" Instead of the normal show open, the show opens up as a tribute to the opening of "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy," with the contestants taking the place of the Rangers. "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, far, far away, deep in space, to a galaxy you'll go. Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go, go, go, go. There lies a key to the answers and the powers you will know. Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go Power Rangers, go, go, go, go! Ahhh, ahhh, ah. Rangers turn on the POWER!!!! Power Rangers (Lost, lost) Lost Galaxy, turn on the POWER!!!! Power Rangers (Lost, lost) Lost Galxy, turn on the POWER!!!! Power Rangers (Lost, lost) Lost Galaxy, GO!! Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!!!!" / After the show open, Lil and Stimpy are laying on their beds, looking pretty tired. Stimpy sighs and says: "Eleven times I had to get up and take care of the kids." Lil sighs and says: "Seventeen times for me. Were we really ready for this?" Stimpy says: "From what I know, nobody really knows when they're ready for kids, it often just happens. I didn't ASK General Barracuda to give me that concoction, but I'm making the best out of the situation." Lil says: "Not to mention your bushy new tail." Stimpy says: "I think I'm going to keep it, makes me look more like a real cat." Lil says: "The kids seem to also love it!" And she points to Ricky and Stimpy Jr. Wanda poofs into the room and says: "Stimpy! I've got a letter from your parents!" Stimpy gets up and takes the letter, and he says: "This is what I've been waiting for!" Lil says: "You've been waiting for an ACTUAL letter?" Wanda says: "Apparently, real letters are STILL a thing!" Lil asks: "What does the letter say, Stimpy?"

 

Stimpy says: "I'll open it and tell you." Stimpy opens the letter and reads: "Dear Stimpy, in response to the correspondence that you sent us, this is to inform you that we are both surprised and delighted, by the revelation of your relationship with Ren and Lil! We always had a feeling that you were fond of Ren, but seeing as how we're now grandparents thanks to him, we see no reason not to support you. Therefore, this letter is to inform you that Stimpy J. Cat, now and forever, will be entitled to the family fortune for help and support, and this goes the same for Lil, Ren, Ricky, and Stimpy Jr! Best love and wishes, Mom and Dad!" Lil says: "That's amazing!" Stimpy says: "I know it! My parents aren't upset, they're thrilled! Happy, happy, joy, joy! Hard to believe that for so long, I've been afraid; I let my fear get the best of me, and for so long, I thought there was something wrong with me. But now, I know that there was never anything wrong with me, or the way I felt. My parents love me no matter who I love; I just wish I had realized that sooner." Lil says: "So much trouble could've been avoided if you had just told the truth sooner." Stimpy says: "I wish I knew then what I know now, but there's no point on dwelling on what could've been. The point is, the three of us can now make a brand new start with the kids!" Lil says: "You've got that right!" Stimpy says: "And best of all, we'll never have to lie or hide secrets from each other EVER again!" Lil hugs Stimpy and she says: "You've got that right!" Fondue knocks on the door and says: "Excuse me, I need to come in." Lil says: "All right, the door's open." Fondue comes in and says: "Lil and Stimpy, you need to get into the cafeteria and eat your breakfast; you've got to prepare for the challenge today!" Stimpy moans and says: "A challenge on TOP of only four hours of SLEEP?!" Lil says: "Only THREE hours for me!" Stimpy says: "It's not like we NEED the money!" Lil says: "But it would be nice to win some for charity." Stimpy says: "But we need SOMEONE to look after the kids!" And they both look at Fondue.

 

Fondue asks: "Are you looking at me for some reason?" Lil says: "Yes, are you good with kids?" Fondue says: "I'm good with PLENTY of kids!" Stimpy says: "Good! Because we've got some kids right here that need your help!" Fondue asks: "REALLY?!!!" And when Stimpy motions to Ricky and Stimpy Jr., Fondue's face instantly turns into one of disgust! Fondue shakes from feelings of ickyness, and he says: "Ohhh, no!!!! Don't even...NO!!!!" And both Stimpy AND Lil give Fondue a dirty look! Fondue says: "Don't look at ME like that; you're getting NO from me! Honestly; NO!!!! I will not EVER babysit your kids!!!!" / The scene wipes to show Fondue STUCK watching Ricky and Stimpy Jr., and Fondue says: "AWWW, NUTS!!!! I've got to learn to be more assertive; no, means no, MEANS no! Ricky, my left ear is NOT a plaything!!!!" / Otto and Suzie are together in the cafeteria, and are about to get breakfast, only to get UNCOMFORTABLE by the presence of their NEW team-mate and uncomfortable acquaintance, Angelica Pickles! Angelica says: "Good morning; boyfriend! Hello, Ms. Batting out of your LEAGUE!!!!" Otto asks: "Suzie, did you hear something? I could've sworn that was the GHOST of a person I USED to care for!!!!" Angelica says: "Excuse me; what's going on?!" Suzie answers: "Otto's blanking you out; he's currently acting like you DON'T exist in the hopes that you'll IGNORE him and go away!" Angelica says: "In your DREAMS!!!! Otto could NEVER blank ME out!!!! Not after I flash my pretty eyes at him, which I don't do for just ANYBODY!!!!" Otto asks: "Did a breeze suddenly pick up? It feels slightly windier." Angelica asks: "Really? NOTHING?!!! When was your last EYE EXAM?!!!"

 

Otto rubs his ears and says: "SHEESH! Scream a little LOUDER into my eardrums and make me DEAF?! See if THAT helps get you a positive response!" Angelica asks: "What took you so long?" Otto says: "I'm merely giving you a taste of your own medicine." Angelica says: "My OWN medicine?!" Otto says: "You seemed to be so FOND of blanking ME out last season, let's see how YOU like it when I do the same right BACK to you!" Angelica protests: "But that's all in the past! Can't we just live and let live?" Otto asks: "Suzie, tell Angelica that I do not wish to speak to her. Even though YOU lied to me, the difference is, you only told me ONE lie whereas Angelica told me DOZENS, and that's only the ones I KNOW about!" Suzie says: "Angelica, Otto tells you that he does not--." Angelica shouts: "I'm right HERE!!!! I can hear EVERY word he is SAYING!!!!" Otto says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself, because there's no one else here!" Marlene says: "Haggis! Are you hearing what I'm hearing?! It's the sound of..." (Confessional) Marlene says: "Tension!!!! And for once, it has NOTHING to do with me; I have NEVER felt so safe!" / Otto says: "You know what THAT sound is, Angelica? It's the sound of payback!" / Suzie says: "Well, it seems like I've lucked out in the Otto department, he STILL wants to remain loyal to me! I've got the LAST ticket to Rocket Town, and Angelica is a day late and a dollar short!" / Angelica says: "I can't believe Otto is FREEZING me OUT!!!! After ALL the nice things I DID for him!" She than thinks about it, and says: "Okay, technically, I didn't DO any nice things for him; unless you count going on that forced DATE with him a nice thing, which I don't! Why do I have to be attracted to somebody SO stubborn?! Do I love him because he reminds me so much of me?! Or is just because I'm SO desperate to have an alliance partner, or could it possibly be both?!" (End Confessional) Rocko and Reggie are sitting together, but still un-easy over the last episode's events. Rocko says: "Reggie, I think you need to make amends."

 

Reggie sighs and says: "All right, I'm sorry I forced you to LIE on my behalf!" Rocko says: "That's nice, but that's not what I meant; I mean, you have to apologize to the rest of the team." Reggie asks: "What for? I didn't do anything wrong! I only claimed what was rightfully mine to begin with!" Rocko says: "But the way you DID it wasn't the right way! You didn't HAVE to play on Otto's emotions like that! He has feelings TOO, you know!" Reggie scoffs and says: "Yeah, right! Mr. I'm SO obsessed with winning, I'm going to pretend one of my own team-mates doesn't even exist is the BEACON of having feelings!" But Otto over-hears this, and it DOES hurt his feelings! Rocko says: "I'm not saying Otto is perfect, but that's the thing, nobody IS!!!! Surely, you must realize you made a mistake; and the sooner you make amends, the sooner our team can heal!" Reggie asks: "Why should I apologize for something that was Angelica's FAULT?!!! If she wasn't so MEAN and bossy to everyone all the time; Otto and Suzie COULD'VE gone on that spa trip for all I care, and nobody would've cared about Angelica's feelings in the process!" But Angelica over-hears this, and it DOES hurt her feelings!

 

Rocko says: "Reggie, you can't place the blame on somebody else, not even Master Coelaceanth. Nobody FORCED you to reveal anything. You made a choice to say that you NEVER cried; did you think Otto wouldn't NOTICE that contradicted an action you did earlier? You got yourself into a mess, Reggie, now you have to decide whether or not you want to get out of it! And if you want to get out of it, you REALLY ought to apologize to Otto and Angelica!" Reggie says: "Apologizing to Otto and Angelica is the LAST thing I want to do! Did Otto ever APOLOGIZE when he tried to catch a HUGE gigantic fish, and stranded us MILES from shore, forcing us to paddle for HOURS until we got back?! Did Otto APOLOGIZE when we both got SUSPENDED from our favorite ski resort when we went off-limits?! Did Otto APOLOGIZE when he CHEATED to win a trophy that was Twister's to begin with?! HARDLY!!!!" Rocko says: "Reggie, I'm trying to help you, but you're making it very hard for me to do so. Even if you don't THINK what you did was wrong, some other team-mates are still going to resent you for it, and that's NOT a good thing! Most of our other team-mates trust in each other is FRACTURED enough as it is! If you don't HELP to repair that fractured trust, you're contributing to the problem; and it's only going to get WORSE until you FIX it!" Reggie says: "Maybe I don't WANT to fix it! Maybe I WANT our team to stay fractured so that when we LOSE this challenge, we can boot off that AWFUL Angelica Pickles and go BACK to our normal lives!!!!" Rocko whispers: "Quiet! Angelica will HEAR you!" Reggie says: "So? Let her HEAR me! She's NOT supposed to be in the game ANYWAYS!!!! With Angelica gone, all the relationships can go back to normal!" Rocko sighs, shakes his head, and sternly says: "Reggie, I look around this room, and I only see ONE problem with our team, and that problem is NOT Angelica, it happens to be YOU!"

 

Reggie, shocked, asks: "ME?!!! The problem CAN'T be me!!!!" Otto walks up to her and says: "Quite frankly, I think it is! I heard what you said about me, and I'm DISGUSTED!!!! I had a feeling that you might think that way about me; but I NEVER thought you had the NERVE to say it out LOUD!!!! And quite frankly, it DOES hurt my feelings!!!! Newsflash, Reggie Rocket! You can ACT like it, but you're NOT the most perfect person in the entire UNIVERSE!!!!" (Confessional) Otto Rocket sighs in relief and says: "You don't know how LONG I've been WANTING to SAY that, and NOT come off looking like the bad guy!!!!" / Reggie asks: "Why is Rocko suddenly not on MY side?!!! Is it all because of that one TINY lie?! Whatever happened to chivalry and loyalty?!" / Rocko says: "I consider myself PLENTY chivalrous and loyal, as long as I don't think that someone else has violated another person's trust! But that's the problem; Reggie violated nearly EVERYONE'S trust! I really love her, so I WANT to help her; but I can't and I won't force her to change her nature; she has to want to do it for herself. I really hope that she does it sooner. We need ALL the team-work and trust we can get the next time Master Coelaceanth inevitably decides to interfere with another challenge!" (End Confessional) Larry pulls the remaining Network Noobs (minus Zim, who isn't there yet) over to a table to discuss plans. Larry says: "I think we've got a pretty good team-work game going on. Angelica, was our weakest link, but now she's the Boom Vets' problem!" Craig says: "It sure is nice not to hear HER bickering all the time!" Larry says: "But one thing she said yesterday IS true; we're down a member in our alliance ever since Patrick quit! We could use another member to bolster our defenses!" Gerald shakes his head, and still wearing a face brace, says in a muffled voice: "Don't look at me, I'm still not that interested in being in an alliance, even if you ARE good now!"

 

Larry says: "Gerald, you are in NO condition to be in an alliance until your face gets better!" Darwin says: "But who else could we possibly get?!" Invader Zim walks in and says: "Waffles! I don't know what kind of food you serve in here, but waffles are one Earth thing that I CRAVE!!!!" Pearl rolls her eyes and says: "Anyone but HIM!!!!" Larry says: "We don't have any OTHER options! So, you're Invader Zim, right?" Zim blinks his red eyes and says: "Do you see any OTHER Irken here?!" Dog says: "No, and that's why we want to extend an invitation to you, to be part of an alliance!" Invader Zim stares and asks: "Really?! And just what KIND of dog are you anyways?!" Dog says: "I'm glad you asked; I'm 50% pointer--there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is--50% watchdog--" and he shows a bunch of watches, and continues, ..."50% Spitz--" and he discreetly spits, and says, "...and I'm 50% boxer! Whoosh, wham, POW!!!!" But at that moment, he accidentally PUNCHES Angelica Pickles square in the face, and it knocks one of her upper teeth OUT!!!! Dog says: "OOPS!!!!" Angelica screams: "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dog nervously says: "Oh for the love of beefy beef burgers, I totally didn't mean to do that, it was an accident! Are you hurt badly? I'm just...oh, I'm SORRY! I'm REALLY so sorry!!!!" Sniz says: "Hold it, let me check it out." Sniz picks up the tooth that Angelica lost, and he says: "It was one of your last baby teeth, you'll get a new tooth in no time; you should consider yourself lucky." Angelica (now lisping because she has lost a tooth) says: "Lucky?! Are you thrinkwrapped?! I am MITHING one of my teese!" She than covers her mouth, realizing how UTTERLY embarrassing she SOUNDS now! Angelica cries, muffled: "Thith can NOT be happening to me!" (Confessional)

 

Angelica, crying and lisping, says: "I haf NEVER been tho humilated in my entire life! I HAD to pull on rethervth of thrength I never knew I had! Phoeve, if you're wathing thith, I am THO thorry I treated you tho HORRBILY during you thtay latht theathon. And Patty, you were by FAR tha motht fathionable girl in the competition, bar none! Pleathe forgive me!" / Rocko shudders and says: "OH; even ANGELICA totally did not deserve THAT! I mean, losing a tooth, that's just cruel punishment! I think she's suffered enough already! Reggie totally HAS to forgive Angelica now!" / Reggie says: "I don't see how Angelica losing a tooth should affect MY way of thinking! For all I know, Angelica could've PLANNED on getting hit, just so Otto would pay attention to her! Well, I'm not buying THAT stunt, and I KNOW Otto feels the same!" / Otto has a guilty look on his face and says: "Oh, MAN!! I always WISHED someone would punch her in the face so that it would make me FEEL better, but now I feel SO terrible about it! I may not love her anymore, but she's STILL a human! She needs support right now!" (End Confessional) Otto turns to Suzie, and he says: "Suzie, you know how much I love you, but I can't stand to see Angelica in so much pain, I have to help her." Suzie nods her head and says: "So do I. A hurt AND embarrassed Angelica Pickles is NOT a pretty sight, no matter WHO you are!" Otto and Suzie both go up to Angelica to comfort her, and Suzie says: "Angelica, it's going to be all right. We're going to be here for you." Angelica, through her tears, asks: "How ith you being here going to make things all right?" Otto says: "We're saying that it's going to BE all right! We know you, and you've been through a whole lot WORSE situations than this...admittedly, I can't think of any right now." Rocko says: "Reggie, won't you DROP your hatred of Angelica? She's CRYING; and not crocodile tears or tears of joy, either! Those are REAL, human tears, made by a REAL human being! There's no WAY you can fake THAT kind of crying!"

 

Reggie says: "Well, maybe she's crying because she NOW looks as UGLY on the outside as she does on the INSIDE, and she realizes how HORRIBLE she is!" Rocko shouts: "REGGIE!!!! Enough is enough, apologize to her!" Reggie incredulously asks: "Are you shouting at ME?!!!" Rocko yells: "Apparently, I am! I think given the circumstances, I have been EXTREMELY patient and understanding of your point of view up until now, but now you're being completely unreasonable!" Reggie asks: "How am I being unreasonable?! I didn't even punch her!" Rocko says: "But you THOUGHT about doing it, DIDN'T you?! That's why you're so HAPPY at Angelica's misfortune!" Reggie is STUNNED and asks: "How did YOU figure that out so fast?!" Rocko says: "Because you just confirmed it FOR me, that's HOW! Reggie, before you go accusing others of being something horrible, I suggest YOU take a good look in the mirror yourself! You might be by FAR the prettiest girl on this show, but from where I stand, the person I see inside is NOT the pretty Reggie I fell in LOVE with! And I'm HELPING Angelica WITH or without your support or consent!" And Rocko goes to join Otto and Suzie, leaving Reggie completely SPEECHLESS!! (Confessional) Reggie is SHOCKED and asks: "This can't be HAPPENING; karma FINALLY kicks in on Angelica's ROTTEN behavior, hits her like she's SUPPOSED to BE hit, and everybody's taking HER side?! Did I miss the memo of OPPOSITE day?! Because NEWSFLASH, it doesn't exist!" / Rocko shakes his head and he asks: "Is Reggie STILL upset over what Angelica DID to her last season?! Reggie, you've got to let this GO! Revenge is NOT the answer! It's not going to change anything that's happened, and it WON'T make you feel any better! I once thought revenge would be my answer against my child-hood bully, Dingo, but it TRULY didn't make me feel any better! Revenge is a TERRIBLE idea, and it doesn't matter who or why. Revenge corrupts ANYBODY; even someone as pure as Reggie." (End Confessional)

 

Invader Zim looks on at the confusion and says: "WOW! They're a MESS!! Beating THOSE guys won't be hard if you can make them go off the rails THAT easily! I'm in!" Larry says: "Great! We're a complete alliance again!" (Confessional) Gerald, muffled, says: "Great! Here I thought, Zim's insanity would prevent him from making any friends, and then he goes and joins Larry's alliance, leaving me all alone AGAIN! I just hope my team can win challenges until I get all healed again!" / Zim says: "Why am I joining these Earthlings? Merely for convenience, they don't know me like Dib knows me. Just because I've grown fond of him, doesn't meant that I still DON'T want to conquer Earth; although it DOES infuriate me as to WHY the rest of the Armada hasn't come to HELP me! If I HAD the Armada's help, Earth would've been conquered in five minutes FLAT! Whose power can compare to the Irken's?!" / General Barracuda says: "Who has power that can compare to the Irkens?! If only Zim knew who Master Coelaceanth has contacts with! Now that's he's written ME off as an ally, he's going to be looking for somebody to replace me, and I know of one villain he's ALWAYS been interested in recruiting; Trakeena from Power Ranger's Lost Galaxy! And believe me, she is DANGEROUS! She LITERALLY threatened the lives of THOUSANDS on Terra Venture alone! If Master Coelaceanth recruits Trakeena, there's no telling WHAT kind of damage SHE can cause with HIS help! If there's one who can help me with this threat, it's the only one who has a TRUE connection to me; my daughter!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda enters the cafeteria and shouts: "Are you guys having a private party, or can I join?" Pearl angrily says: "I do NOT want to speak to you!"

 

General Barracuda protests: "HEY!!!! I saved everybody's LIFE last episode! Don't I deserve a little more consideration than THAT?!" Craig says: "I'm sorry you FEEL that way, but Pearl is STILL on the part where you not only ABANDONED your own daughter for 16 years, you didn't even TRY to contact HER to let her know who her real parents were, and let her get raised by some stranger for who all YOU knew, could've been HURTING her physically EVERY day!" General Barracuda shouts: "I DO care about my daughter! It's BECAUSE I care that I couldn't RISK contacting her!" Larry asks: "Why is that?!" General Barracuda says: "Larry, you were right. I do listen in on your confessionals, and Craig is right, evil villains are hardly EVER born, they're made! I think it's finally time you heard MY side of the story, before deciding where my loyalties truly lie!" (Flashback)

 

General Barracuda narrates, and says: "I was born in the summer of 1966, the youth of America were hopeful, and I was to be the shining star of the Age of Aquarius. But that was not to be. It's not that I had physically abusive parents; but because they were SO into the hippy love movement, they were never around. I had no structures, I had no goals, and I had to make myself into a man on my own. I needed discipline in my life. Eventually, I found it. In 1984, I enlisted in Master Coelaceanth's Master Guard, only the most elite of soldiers were picked to serve the greatest military master in the entire sea! All my life, I wanted a challenge greater than any I had ever faced, and Master Coelaceanth did NOT disappoint! The trials were BRUTAL!!!! 666 entered that summer, only 45 came out; 44 sharks of the Pacific, and ME!!!! Master Coelaceanth by how superior my command abilities and take charge attitude WERE compared to the rest of the recruits! And so, I was made into the General of Master Coelaceanth's most ELITE forces! It was only after that happened did I discover that this position was to be a life-long gig. Over the years, I proved myself time and again to Master Coelaceanth. Whenever there was a mission no other agent dared to touch, I would go on those missions! For the majority of those missions, I was paid HANDSOMELY to take care of Master Coelaceanth's rivals! No fish was allowed to rise anywhere NEAR his level of power, and I made sure to it that they didn't! If things had continued down that path, I would SURELY be as heartless as Master Coelaceanth is NOW! But it didn't turn out that way; because one day, Master Coelaceanth gave me a truly SURPRISING mission; hunt down and KILL Ambrosia Sweetwater, the multi-million heiress of cruise lines for animals. I had NEVER been asked to hunt down a woman before, but I thought, if she poses a threat to Master Coelaceanth, who am I not to follow his orders? But when I saw her, it HAPPENED; I did the ONE thing a General is NEVER allowed to do; I fell in love." (End flashback).

 

Zim asks: "Why didn't you go THROUGH with it? The mission should've been so easy!" General Barracuda says: "She was DIFFERENT from the other targets; I just felt it in my heart and in my soul. I had never really felt love before; I decided I needed more research on Ambrosia before I did anything. I introduced myself as a General, told her she was looking at the finest warrior in the ocean! But violence and strength didn't impress her, she wanted someone who could think with their minds as well as their muscles. Eventually, I realized that my hands on approach wasn't going to work. If I was going to be successful, I needed her to show me the way. I opened myself to her, and she did to me. She made me see the world as I had never seen it before. My mind was open, and my feelings of rage and violence vanished. I had found a woman I truly fell in love with; soon, even the thought of it being a mission left my mind. I decided to take the plunge. To my delight, she took my hand, this time in marriage! In 1997, we married. But to be on the safe side, I knew I couldn't live a life of privacy if Master Coelaceanth thought I was alive. That's why I had to fake my death. A giant anchor was the perfect tool. One dummy facsimile of me later, and CRUSH! General Barracuda was no more, or that was what Master Coelaceanth was going to believe. And do you know who ended up LIVING in that anchor?" Pearl asked: "Who?" General Barracuda answers: "Mr. Krabs, of course!" Craig says: "How did you and Pearl get separated?" General Barracuda sighs and says: "That part involves YOU as a matter of fact!" Craig Mammalton asks: "How can it involve me?" General Barracuda says: "Pearl wasn't the only one I had to be concerned with protecting. I also had to protect her twin brother." Pearl says: "But I HAVE no brother."

 

General Barracuda says: "When I discovered Master Coelaceanth was on to us, I was dealt with a terrible choice! I would go and leave my son with his aunt and uncle, I knew they'd take care of him. I also entrusted an old navy friend of mine, to lead Pearl and Ambrosia to safety. His name was DENNIS, and he proved to be untrustworthy! Dennis BETRAYED Ambrosia to the 44 Sharks of the Pacific; they chased after her and Pearl! But I NEVER anticipated a javelin whaling hook, would be what DID Ambrosia in! Satisfied with Ambrosia's death, Dennis fled the scene and left Pearl for dead. When I found what remained of Ambrosia's body, I was crushed! But to see no sign of Pearl, I thought my daughter was LOST forever! At that moment, I would've traded ANYTHING to get your mother back! And that was a proposition, Master Coelaceanth found MOST intriguing! He offered me a fresh start as a General; he said that with his brains and my power, I would hunt down and STRIKE back at the fiends who CAUSED the death of Ambrosia! For four years, I was consumed with nothing but REVENGE on my mind; until one day, it happened! I was traveling near a park, when who should I see playing there except for my son, and PEARL?! It was there I realized that Mr. Krabs was the one who had SAVED her, and gave her a home. I couldn't BEAR the thought of barging in and demanding her back! What kind of man would tear a four year old away from the only home they had ever known?! Besides, I knew that if Master Coelaceanth ever knew that I had a son and daughter, and that they were alive, he would never REST until the two of them had been brought down. That's why your brother remains SAFELY anonymous!" Pearl gasps: "Craig MAMMALTON!!!! You are my brother!" Craig gets up and says: "I know. Somehow, I've always known." General Barracuda says: "Your insights serve you well, but you need to bury your feelings deep down. They do you both credit, but if Master Coelaceanth doesn't kill you, he will TRY to get you to SERVE him!" 

 

Craig gasps and says: "But I don't want that!" General Barracuda says: "That's why you need my help; I will NOT allow my children to make the same mistakes I made! I've told you the truth, now it's up to you to decide what to do with it." Larry says: "Pearl, Craig, don't forget, he IS the man who has tried to KILL us on a dozen occasions, not to mention his grudge against Spongebob and Mr. Krabs! He has shown us that he is NOT a beacon of trust!" Craig says: "There IS still good in him! That's why he was never ABLE to bring himself to kill Pearl, and I don't believe he's going to stop now!" General Barracuda says: "As for me killing Pearl, that's not going to happen. As far as Master Coelaceanth is concerned, I'm dead to him, so there's no point in me trying to kill ANY of you anymore! Instead, I'm going to hunt Master Coelaceanth down, and END the reign of terror he's put me through!" Pearl says: "He's NOT going to leave himself open to you; he must have already realized that you have him marked down as a target!" General Barracuda says: "Which is why we must prepare ourselves for whatever Master Coelaceanth throws our way! We'll show him that you can't get rid of General Barracuda THAT easily! We'll cause ANY replacement villain he finds to FAIL in their mission! Eventually, Master Coelaceanth will have no choice but to attack personally! That is when we can make our move! For once, I'm not doing something for me; I'm going to do it for my children!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "I'm still not that thrilled with General Barracuda being my biological father, but he's STILL miles better than Master Coelaceanth! If that evil tyrant wants my birth father, he's going to have to deal with ME, and my brother!" / Craig says: "I always had a feeling that I had a sister, but I just never knew who. I'm just amazed Pearl is related to me! We have SO many birthday celebrations to catch up on!" (End Confessional)

 

In the cafeteria, Sniz says: "I know you've all been having a LOT of interesting conversations, but now it's time for you to deal with something serious. Today, you're going to be doing; the costumed HERO movie! Specifically, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!" Haggis says: "But THAT season never even HAD a big budget movie!" Sniz says: "Until now! Network Noobs, you will be playing the part of the Lost Galaxy Rangers!" Gerald, muffled says: "There is NO way I am being the Black Ranger!" Sniz says: "You're too injured to be a Ranger for this challenge. But you STILL have a vital role; you will be analyzing your team's status, and help them out with whatever the situation calls for! Larry, you're the red ranger, Pearl, you're the pink ranger, Zim, you're the green ranger, Darwin, you're the blue ranger, Dog, is the yellow ranger!" Dog says: "But the yellow ranger is a GIRL!!!!" Sniz says: "Not in the original Japanese version! Therefore, your argument is invalid! And General Barracuda, you need to help these guys out as the Magna Defender! Perhaps this will be your chance to earn some redemption! As for the Boom Vets, you'll be playing different Rangers; the previously obscure Dai Rangers; who were originally PLANNED to be used in season 7, but circumstances came up! Stimpy, you're the red ranger, Lil, you're the pink ranger, Marlene, you're the yellow ranger, Otto, you're the green ranger, Haggis, you're the blue ranger, Rocko, you're the white ranger, and Suzie will be the previously unseen Gold Ranger from Space Patrol Delta!" Reggie asks: "What about me and Angelica?!" Sniz says: "You're parts will be revealed soon enough. As for the challenge, your task will be to guide Terra Venture 2 from the Irken home world, to the planet of Mirinoi. But it will be no easy task, because Trakeena has been brought back to life as a cyborg; more powerful and more evil than she was before! And Trakeena has a general, Vexus from My Life as a Teenage Robot! And if that wasn't enough, they are now piloting the SUPER Death Sun!"

 

General Barracuda protests: "WHAT?! Master Coelaceanth is SO desperate for a plan, he just REBUILDS one of my OWN plans and tries to make it STRONGER? Really ORIGINAL on his part!" Sniz says: "Don't hate the player, hate the game! Whichever team does a better job of getting Terra Venture 2 all the way to Mirinoi, will win immunity and a reward!" Dog says: "Awesome! Our team unity can't be beat!" Sniz says: "Let's hope so! You'll need all the team unity you can GET in order to make it through THIS challenge! It all starts right after these important messages!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants now find themselves in one of the many command rooms of Terra Venture 2. Marlene says: "This is incredible! I never knew that there was a Power Rangers season that had such a high budget!" Spongebob says: "Only the highest; adjusted for inflation, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy is still by FAR; the most expensive Power Rangers season ever made!" Haggis asks: "How do you know that?" Spongebob answers: "It was made in 1999; I've got to keep tabs on all the shows that were made and/or were on the air the same year that my show debuted!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I keep tabs on other shows for Mr. Krabs sake. You see, he's keeping a running tally of all the shows that have been around since 1999, and the longer MY show stays on the air, the more money he's going to get by the time my show DOES end! So it helps to know where my show stands!" (End Confessional) Invader Zim asks: "The only question I have is; why are you taking people from the Irken Planet to Mirinoi? In the actual show; they took people from Earth to Mirinoi!" From off-screen, Sniz says: "You'll find out the reason, if you DARE venture to the Super Death Sun!"

 

Invader Zim cries: "Thanks for the advice, stupid Earth THING!!!!" And before the other Network Noobs can blink, Zim gets into a one-man space-craft and says: "Later, SUCKERS!!!!" And Zim blasts off! (Confessional) Dog cries: "What was THAT?!!!" / Gerald, muffled, says: "I could've TOLD Larry that Zim was off-kilter, with no real loyalties to him, but NOPE! Nobody EVER listens to the COOL guy!" / Larry says: "In retrospect, I probably should've been able to SEE that one coming!" (End Confessional) In his personal spacecraft, Zim says: "Imagine how surprised my team-mates will be when I INVADE the Super Death Sun, and win this challenge all on my OWN!" And without any hesitation, he CRASH lands his spacecraft INTO the Super Death Sun! Fortunately, the cockpit part is inside the Super Death Sun, so Zim is able to jump out without any problem! Zim grabs out his laser and asks: "Who is in CHARGE of this trash HEAP?!!!"

 

A creepy, FAMILIAR alien female voice, says: "What little INSECT DARES poke his nose into MY supreme WEAPON?!!!" Zim drops his laser in fear, gasps, and says: "NO!!!! You CAN'T still be alive!!!!" And to his horror, he sees the full, slightly damaged (but still beautiful despite her evilness) and now kind of robtized, Trakeena! Trakeena says: "Well, you're right about ONE thing; by all rights, I SHOULD be dead, that stupid Leo took me down HARD in our last fight on planet Mirinoi! Even I thought I was finished; but Master Coelacanth gave me a second chance! Thankfully, he knew a villain from Power Rangers Time Force, who was familiar with cyborg technology; I believe his name was Ransik. So Master Coelacanth was able to restore most of my beauty, and rebuilt me from the ground up, new and improved, you might say. I'd BOTHER to tell you MORE details but you WON'T live long enough to care; and quite frankly, neither will the REST of your Irken CLAN!!!!" Zim cries: "You are FOOLISH!! Do you not KNOW how powerful and MIGHTY the Irken Empire is?! With our technology, we can take out this tin can easy!" A Robotic Insect-like Wasp flies in, and it is VEXUS, from "My Life as a Teenage Robot!" Vexus says: "That's why Trakeena needed help from me and the Cluster, in order to keep the Irkens in the dark!" Zim asks: "In the dark about what?"

 

Trakeena snidely says: "You know, if I had any idea of what it was like to have what you and HUMANS call a heart; I might be open to what YOU call; 'feelings.' Thankfully for me, that's not the case, so I SNEER at your oblivious naiveté! You are SUCH a STUPID little fool! You've been living a lie for six years; you're STILL under the impression, that you're on a vital important mission, and that the Irken Armada is going to come and help you!" Zim says: "That's because they ARE!!!!" Trakeena rolls her eyes and says: "Get SERIOUS!!!! They only sent you to Earth in order to get RID of you; did you actually think they would trust YOU with a vital mission?! You couldn't even get rid of one silly little Earth boy, and the main weapons HE had were his conspiracy theories!" Zim says: "I came CLOSE multiple times!" Trakeena says: "And you FAILED multiple times; what does that tell you about your competence level? Even your own Robot is a JOKE; most dysfunctional piece of scrap metal in the entire universe! But you know what the greatest beauty on this weapon IS? It's not ME, for a change!"

 

Trakeena files her long insect nails and says: "Unlike the original Death Sun, which could ONLY destroy simulated cities; this is a fully ARMED and operational SPACE station! I know you have hopes and dreams of the Irken Armada one day coming to help you; but that's ALL they ever were, hopes and DREAMS!!!! And the ENTIRE Irken population besides you is currently ON that planet; even that evil Tak girl! So..." And Trakeena gives a big thumb down, and Vexus pulls a lever, and the Super Death Sun begins to emit an EERIE, evil glow! And Trakeena cries: "GOODBYE HOPES; GOODBYE DREAMS!!!!" And Zim watches in SHOCK as the powerful laser first HITS the Irken planet, than GASPS in horror when the ENTIRE planet EXPLODES!!!! Zim gasps in horror, realizing the rest of his species has been wiped OUT!!!! Zim drops in UTTER despair; seeing all his dreams and hopes DESTROYED in one fell swoop! Zim, in a hollow voice, says: "That was my birth planet, my home planet; even though I was always ridiculed for my height, my lack of it, I always knew that was the one place I could go to if the chips ever came down; it was the one place I was always safe." Than Zim gets angry, with anger even HE never experienced before, as he bitterly says: "And YOU destroyed it! YOU DESTROYED MY PEOPLE!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

And without warning; Zim fires his laser at FULL power directly at Trakeena! Zim chuckles at his precise shooting, than gasps in HORROR that Trakeena doesn't even have so much as a SCRATCH!!!! Trakeena, bored says: "What part of, 'new and improved did you have difficulty comprehending? Still, I AM slightly impressed. If you had been a REAL Irken Warrior, you might have ACTUALLY hurt me! But you FAILED in that mission as well, and now you shall pay the price for your lack of vision! Vexus! Take Zim to the outlaw planet of Onyx! I think there will be a high BOUNTY to the warrior who gets to finish off the LAST of the Irkens!" Vexus puts laser handcuffs around Zim, and she says: "It will be my pleasure, QUEEN!" Trakeena says: "And Zim, if those foolish Earth creatures DO try to save you; tell them they can meet the NEW Queen!" Zim sarcastically says: "Same as the OLD Queen!" And Vexus takes Zim away! / From the monitor room aboard Terra Venture 2, everyone is still reeling about what just happened! Haggis says: "That blast came from the Super Death Star; that thing is operational!" Marlene says: "Only this time, the damage was NOT simulated!" Spongebob says: "We've got to get Terra Venture 2 to planet Mirinoi, and FAST!!!!" Rocko says: "But Zim's life is in danger!" Reggie scoffs and says: "That's HIS problem! He CHOSE to go off on his own!"

 

Otto says: "Look, Reggie; Zim isn't exactly in my top five friends list either; but he just lost his home world and the rest of his species! We NEED to help him!" Reggie asks: "What about Terra Venture 2? Who will help THEM?!" Rocko's EYES light up and he says: "Reggie; I think you JUST provided me with an answer!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "It's been quite a bit since I made a strategically, game-changing move, but now's the perfect time to make one! This is the PERFECT opportunity to get Angelica and Reggie to WORK together; and since this is from me; Reggie can't possibly REFUSE!!!!" (End Confessional) Rocko says: "Reggie, since you and Angelica weren't given Ranger powers; you'll stay here on Terra Venture 2 and guide these people to safety! Gerald can keep track of us on the monitors and help us out in case there's danger that we're not aware of! The rest of us can go save Zim!" Reggie protests: "But this is ANGELICA we're talking about!!!! Don't make me WORK with HER!!!!"

 

Angelica, lisping, says: "Thath maketh two of ush. Theth being MEAN to me!" Rocko asks: "Reggie, what's more important?! Is it your STUPID grudge, or winning up to $1.5 million in cash?!" Reggie, unsure, says: "Well..." Rocko says: "It's not EXACTLY a trick QUESTION; Reggie!" Reggie throws her hands up and says: "All right, ALL RIGHT!! I'll TRY to work together with Angelica!" Rocko pats Reggie on the back and says: "That's the girl I love! Now, was that so HARD for you to say?" (Confessional) Reggie is retching, throwing up OFF screen as she says: "AHHH!!!! I have never felt so SICKENED in my whole entire LIFE!!!! To think that the lives of thousands of people hang in the balance, and it ALL depends on my ability to work together with Angelica Pickles! Now I KNOW why Sniz didn't give the two of us Ranger powers! If I HAD any, I'd use them to KNOCK Angelica into Kingdom Come!" / Angelica, lisping, says: "I am currently in no pothithion or thtate of mind to try anything funny with Reggie, becauf if I wath, I would. Bethides, it thertainly not the wortht thing I've done in trying to get a lot of cath, I've tried LOTH worth! Admittedly, I can't think of any inthanthes right now!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Larry simultaneously say: "Get ready guys!" And they both look at each other, and Stimpy says: "That's right, we're BOTH Red Rangers!"

 

Larry asks: "How are we going to do this?" Stimpy says: "Let's just do it together!" Larry and Stimpy both simultaneously say: "It's MORPHING time!!!!!" (An elaborate morphing sequence begins, showing all of the available contestants morphing into a ranger power.) Stimpy says: "Red Dai Ranger One, Lightning Dragon!" Marlene says: "Yellow Dai Ranger Two, Electric Griffin!" Haggis says: "Blue Dai Ranger Three, Rock Karin!" Otto says: "Green Dai Ranger Four, Earth Lion!" Lil says: "Pink Dai Ranger Five, Fire Phoenix!" Rocko says: "I call upon the power of the Tigerzord!!!!" Suzie says: "Gold Ranger Power; S.P.D. Emergency!" Larry says: "Go Galactic! Red Lion!" Pearl says: "Pink Wildcat!" Darwin says: "Blue Jaguar!" Dog says: "Yellow Cheetah!" General Barracuda says: "Magna Defender, activate!" / And the now, powered-up contestants hop on their jet jammers, and zoom to the planet Onyx, in the hopes of being able to save Zim in time! /

 

Meanwhile, Zim, in addition to getting emotionally, mentally, and physically injured, has now been stripped of his clothes, and tied up to a pole in the middle of an arena. And surrounding him, it's a who's who of Nickelodeon villains! Waffle Woman from "Ren and Stimpy;" Mr. Smitty from "Rocko's Modern Life;" Mr. Fiend from "Rugrats;" Gronkle from "Ahhh! Real Monsters;" the two evil scientists from "The Angry Beavers;" the Greasers from "Catdog;" the Yolkians from "Jimmy Neutron;" Eustace Strych from "Jimmy Neutron;" the Nano-bots from Jimmy Neutron; Killgore from "My Life As a Teenage Robot;" Azula from "Avatar: the Last Airbender;" the EVIL Kraken from "Catscratch;" Mrs. Beady from "Back At the Barnyard;" Noodman from "Sanjay and Craig;" Oonski the Great from "Breadwinners;" Kyle from "Fanboy and Chum Chum;" Boog from "Fanboy and Chum Chum;" Gart Default from "Robot and Monster;" the Tattletale Strangler from "Spongebob Squarepants;" the Dirty Bubble from "Spongebob Squarepants;" Bird Brain from "TUFF Puppy;" and Princess from "Harvey Beaks!" Vexus says: "Fellow villains of Nickelodeon; you KNOW why I've gathered you all here! For a long time; this little Irken has had delusions of grandeur that HE'S one of us!"

 

And numerous jeers from the other villains pour down into the arena. Vexus says: "We do not tolerate POSERS in the ranks of Nicktoons Villains! Perhaps he will be inspired to be more competent when saving his LIFE becomes his JOB!!!!" And numerous cheers from the other villains pour down into the arena! Vexus says: "As punishment for his numerous failures, Zim shall be sentenced to FIGHT to the death! And a very special GUEST will be joining him!" And to his surprise, members of the Cluster carry forward a slightly damaged, but fully clothed Dib, who is handcuffed, and then tied to the pole WITH Zim! Zim cries: "DIB!!!! What are YOU doing here?!" Dib sarcastically says: "What am I doing HERE?! I'm watching George Meilles 1902 short film A Trip to the Moon--what does it LOOK like I'm doing HERE?! These creepy robots barge in on me yesterday; and they trap me in some LAZER prison and tried to get me to spill Earth secrets! Needless to say, they didn't GET any from me!" Zim says: "I underestimated you. A lesser of an Earthling would've TALKED under all that torture!" Dib says: "How did I wind up in this situation with you, and you being naked?!" Zim says: "Well it's not the FIRST time you've seen me naked! Goodness knows HOW many times you set up secret photo traps in order to catch me in full alien mode!"

 

Dib says: "And you would THINK that with the help of the Internet, the truth would've exploded." Zim sighs and says: "It seems like it has ALWAYS been destiny's plan to draw us together." Dib asks: "What are you talking about? I never wanted anything to do with you!" Zim says: "Neither did I, before I met you. And yet, despite your small size, you never let THAT stop you from trying to achieve something! We're on opposite sides of the same coin; you and me. The people in charge look DOWN on you for being small; so you do whatever you can to get yourself noticed! Maybe that's why I was never able to succeed. It's not that I didn't try hard enough, maybe I was just trying too hard. Size is EVERYTHING to an Irken...or at least, it WAS!" Dib asks: "What do you mean, WAS?!" And to Dib's surprise, Zim cries TEARS; tears made of liquid carbon; but tears all the same! Zim cries and says: "My birth planet, my home planet, all of my fellow Irkens, they were DESTROYED!!!! By a weapon called the Super Death Sun! And if Trakeena has HER way, the planet of Mirinoi and Earth could suffer the same fate!" Dib shouts: "Impossible! What about the Armada? The Army; you said they would come someday!" Zim says: "I lived a fool's dream. The Armada never cared about my mission; I was just sent to Earth just so they wouldn't have to deal with ME anymore!" 

 

Dib says: "In other words, you were technically banished." Zim says: "I guess. And all this time, I thought I was someday going to get to go back home, and be hailed as a hero; I guess I'm a fool for thinking that to." Dib says: "For what it's worth; I never thought of you as a fool." Zim asks: "You DIDN'T?!" Dib clarifies: "Crazy? Yes! Insane? More than likely. But foolish? That was never a quality I associated with you. On paper, some of your ideas were actually clever, sometimes even brilliant! If you had received proper training; you might have done the impossible all by yourself!" Zim says: "And that training, I never got, all because of my stupid size!" Dib says: "It doesn't have to BE that way; you don't HAVE to let your size hold you back!" Zim says: "Does it matter? I don't even have my species or my HOME anymore!" Dib says: "Wrong! You DO have a home; you have one on Earth; and despite ALL the things you DID or TRIED to do; we managed to get along pretty well in SPITE of all that! And Zim, I actually have to thank you for something." Zim asks: "What is that?" Dib says: "If you had never come to Earth, I probably never would've BEEN inspired to make something of my life. I learned what my true potential could be; and I gained a reason to work hard in life; not just for myself, but for the benefit of others!" Zim says: "I guess you DID learn something from me!"

 

Dib says: "More than that; I know that you have something WORTH fighting for! The memories of all the Irkens that died, the world you lost; you can USE that fury and turn it into something GOOD! You may have lost ONE planet, but you're NOT going to lose ANOTHER! Zim, you WILL be an Invader, and you will be an Invader for the side of good!" Zim says: "Is this what you humans call LOVE? Because if it is, I kind of like it." Dib asks: "What do you mean?" Zim says: "Technically, my species IS bi-gender; and with the technology that still remains at my disposal, I could assimilate my genes with those from another, even if it is from another species." Dib says: "Why are you telling me this?" Zim says: "As the last Irken, I have a very long life. For every ten of your Earth years, I only grow one year older in MY life! By my calculations, you and I are now BOTH the same age! And I don't want to stay young while you grow old. I could fix it to extend your life; your aging rate would be the same as mine, and we can grow old together." Dib asks: "Why are you telling me this?"

 

Zim says: "For too long, my fellow Irkens used our technology for vain, greedy, and selfish ends, and look what it CAUSED them! I don't want the same thing to happen to Earth! I want to USE my technology to help you! Think of all the benefits that can be made! The Irkens may be gone, but perhaps what they lost, the Earth can benefit from! But none of that would be worth it without someone to share it with. You're the only human I deem worthy of helping me with this. And to be quite honest, I've grown fond of you, I don't want to lose you. In all honesty, you're my best friend, and you're the only one I've got." Dib, stunned, says: "Zim, you may have been a mess as an Irken; but on Earth, I think we'll find a way to fit you in JUST fine!" Zim says: "That's great! Oh, and FYI, when we make kids; don't worry, they'll look like humans so they'll TOTALLY blend in!" Dib shouts: "WHAT?!" Zim says: "Okay, probably a LITTLE too soon to put that out there, but you'll warm up to it!" Dib says: "If we don't DIE first!" Larry and the other Rangers zoom in, and Larry says: "That's NOT going to happen today!" And they aim their lasers carefully, only shooting off the handcuffs holding Zim and Dib to the post! Zim says: "Luck is finally starting to turn MY way! It's Morphing TIME!!!! Green Tiger!!!!" Dib asks: "You're a Power Ranger now?" Zim says: "Technically, it's a loan, but right now, yes!"

 

Vexus cries: "Villains; ATTACK!!!!" And all the Nickelodeon villains start SWARMING around, and try to attack all at once! Stimpy says: "Hang on guys; it's going to be a bumpy ride! Keep Dib protected in the middle of a circle, and whatever you do, HOLD that LINE!!!!" And the Rangers start beating off the Bad Guys! / Meanwhile, Trakeena is watching this action on her crystal ball, and then from a monitor, comes the image and creepy voice of Master Coelacanth! Master Coelacanth creepily asks: "How is Vexus dealing with that snotty Irken on the planet Onyx?" Trakeena angrily says: "Well for one thing; you weren't kidding about the RESOURCEFULNESS of these characters; they have RANGER powers, and SIX of them have Powers I have never SEEN before!!!!" Master Coelacanth screams: "WHAT?!!! That traitor General Barracuda must have hacked into my files and decided to give them a challenge opportunity to help them even the odds!" Trakeena calmly says: "Don't burst a blood vessel. Vexus is going to make absolutely sure that either all those Nicktoon villains or herself, will be RESPONSIBLE for the downfall of those fools! And IF on the off-chance she fails; I'll handle the matter personally! I have a SCORE to settle with Rangers myself! They'll RUE the day, that they EVER crossed the path of QUEEN Trakeena!!!!" (Commercial Break) /

 

The costumed contestants battle it off against multiple Nicktoons villains from the many Nicktoons cartoons series. Stimpy says: "Fire HAIRBALL!" And from his mouth, he shoots a POWERFUL burst of power at Waffle Woman from "Ren and Stimpy," which destroys her! Rocko says: "I'll teach YOU not to give ME paid overtime!" And he blasts Mr. Smitty from "Rocko's Modern Life," with Saba, and he gets flung FAR away from the battle! Lil says: "I'll teach you to PLAGUE me and my friends with nightmares! It's time for MAD DOG HOEK!!!!" Stimpy asks: "ANOTHER one of Ren's alter-egos?!" Lil says: "Sure!" Than switching to a Spanish accent, Lil says: "Mad Dog Hoek is loco for BOOM-BOOM!!!!" And pushing a button on her wrist, she triggers a HUGE explosion which destroys Mr. Fiend from "Rugrats." Zim says: "I'll take care of YOU only because there are no villains from my series to fight against! Lights of Orion, activate!" And Zim gets golden armor and weapons, and he uses them to powerfully EXPEL Gronkle from "Ahhh! Real Monsters," away from the fight! General Barracuda says: "The might of the Magna Defender will NOT be denied! Tor Zord!!!!" And he summons a HUGE bull-shaped machine, which head-butts the two evil scientists from "The Angry Beavers," and Eustace Strych from "Jimmy Neutron" away from the fight!

 

Dog says: "This is for ALWAYS making my brother's life MISERABLE! Lights of Orion, ACTIVATE!" And Dog gets golden armor and weapons, which he uses to magically blast the Greasers from "Catdog," away from the fight! Otto says: "Don't mess with the man in Green!" And with super speed, he zooms around and whips up a tornado, which sucks a good number of villains in! Than when Otto claps his hands, the tornado EXPLODES; destroying the Yolkians from "Jimmy Neutron," the Nano-bots from Jimmy Neutron, Killgore from "My Life As a Teenage Robot," and the Dirty Bubble from "Spongebob Squarepants!" Spongebob says: "It's okay, I already destroyed the Dirty Bubble once." Azula from "Avatar: the Last Airbender," laughs cruelly and says: "Try and take ME down; you girls are DESTINED to fail!" Suzie and Lil both say: "Don't BET on it!" And using powerful lazer guns; they shoot at Azula, sending her FAR away from the fight! Marlene says: "It's time to ROCK my Ranger powers; Electric Griffin; go!" And Marlene summons a yellow, Griffin machine, which BLASTS the EVIL Kraken from "Catscratch," and destroys him! Mrs. Beady from "Back at the Barnyard," Noodman from "Sanjay and Craig," Boog from "Fanboy and Chum Chum," look at each other nervously. Mrs. Beady says: "I only came to WATCH, not to fight!" Noodman says: "I only fight snakes, this is too much!"

 

Boog says: "Let's run for our LIVES!!!!" And they FLEE the battlefield! Kyle from "Fanboy and Chum Chum" says: "Get back here!" Vexus from "My Life as a Teenage Robot" says: "Forget THEM! We don't need THEM!" Haggis says: "Don't make any bets yet!" Oonski the Great from "Breadwinners," says: "I'm Oonski the--", but he gets EPIC punched by Marlene and Larry, who send him flying far away! Marlene says: "My advice? Find a shorter catch phrase!" Kyle says: "Just try and take ME down; DOLL!!!!" Suzie says: "You did SO not just call ME that!!!!" And Kyle shoots his wand at Suzie, but she grabs out a mirror, and reflects the spell BACK at him, teleporting him away! Suzie says: "Don't EVER call ME a doll!" Otto says: "You don't have to worry about that!" Lil, speakin with a Spanish accent again, says: "It's time for another EXPLOSIVE taste of the Mad Dog Hoek!!!! One, two, BOOM-BOOM!!!!" She pushes a button on her wrist, but nothing happens! Sniz says: "Well folks, it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--", (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) And a GIGANTIC explosion DESTROUS Gart Default from "Robot and Monster," and ROCKETS the Tattletale Strangler from "Spongebob Squarepants," Bird Brain from "TUFF Puppy," and Princess from "Harvey Beaks," FAR away from the fight!

 

Fondue however, has been AFFECTED by the blast, and he's now COMPLETELY naked! Fondue says: "Oh, GREAT!!!! There go MY clothes!!!!" Spongebob says: "I think we got them all!" Vexus says: "Not YET, you haven't! You might have beaten all those OTHER low-lifes, but I won't get taken out so EASILY!!!! Cluster, ATTACK!!!!" And a BIG swarm of robotic wasp insects starts to swarm around them! Larry says: "Hit them with everything you GOT!!!!" And in a sequence of what APPEARS to be an expertly choreographed sequence of movements, the various costumed heroes expertly and efficiently, manage to take out the attacking Cluster robots down, until they dissolve from the damage! Vexus shouts: "NOOO!!!! That was my ENTIRE army!" Pearl asks: "So; do you give UP?!" Vexus angrily screams: "Give up? GIVE UP?!!! You don't know VEXUS!!!! I've held this BACK for a special occasion; but now it's time to reveal my TRUE form!!!!" Darwin asks: "She has a TRUE form?!" Zim answers: "Apparently." And undergoing what APPEARS to be a form of morphing; Vexus turns from a somewhat PRETTY looking insect wasp queen; into a GIGANTIC, UGLY giant wasp of PURE terror! Vexus says: "Franz Kafka, eat your heart out!" Marlene says: "WHOA!!!! Somebody call an exterminator!" Rocko says: "That exterminator is us! We need Thunderzord power, NOW!"

 

And after a bolt of lightning strikes, a Zord summoning sequence is seen! Otto says: "Green Earth Lion Thunderzord power!" Lil says: "Pink Fire Phoenix Thunderzord power!" Haggis says: "Blue Rock Karin Thunderzord power!" Marlene says: "Yellow Electric Griffin Thunderzord power!" Stimpy says: "Red Lightning Dragon Thunderzord power!" Rocko says: "I call upon the power of the Tigerzord!" Rocko jumps up onto the familiar Tigerzord and says: "Thank you for INSPIRING this, Jason David Frank!" And the Tigerzord converts from Tiger mode, to Warrior mode; joining the already combined Thunder Megazord! Stimpy says: "This is AWESOME! We're piloting the ACTUAL Thunder Megazord!" Marlene says: "And it's the ORIGINAL Japanese interior decoration! You can't BUY this in America!" Otto says: "Let's save the comments for when we DEAL with this creep!" And as the two warrior zords get ready to face off against the mutated Vexus; Larry asks: "I wonder how Gerald and the others are doing with Terra Venture 2?" / Onboard, Gerald is running statistics on Terra Venture 2, but the results aren't looking too good.

 

Muffled, Gerald says: "I'm afraid this space station just CAN'T go any faster than it already is!" Reggie says: "That is SO BAD! If only we had more TIME to get away from the Super Death Sun!" Angelica, lisping, says: "In thith cathe, time ith the one thing we don't haf!" Gerald, muffled, says: "Angelica is right! It takes 66.6 minutes for the Super Death Sun to recharge; in just 6.66 minutes, it will finish recharging; and that's the END for Terra Venture 2!" Reggie says: "But we've got to get this space station to Mirinoi somehow!" Angelica looks around; spots something, and lisping, says: "Look! A wormhole!!!!" Reggie looks at this suspiciously and asks: "We're not actually going to take this thing THROUGH a wormhole?!" Gerald, muffled, says: "It WORKED on the ACTUAL Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!" Angelica, lisping, says: "And unleth you want to tetht this thpath thtations defenthes againtht the Thuper Death Thun; we haf to take the rithk! Do you trutht me?! Do you TRUTHT me?!" Reggie, unsure, uneasily says: "Somehow, I do!" Angelica lisps and says: "Then leth go!" Trakeena looks at Terra Venture 2 and says: "Excellent, they're almost in my sights! And the Super Death Sun is just about finishing re-charging!" Master Coelaceanth, on a monitor, says: "Excellent! Fire when ready, then we'll be RID of three annoying pests and a THOUSAND worthless lives!!!!"

 

Trakeena, with a deliciously evil smile, pulls down a lever, and says: "It will be MY pleasure!!!!" And just as a beam from the Super Death Sun gets ready to FIRE at Terra Venture 2; the Space Station gets SUCKED through a wormhole and the beam MISSES it's target ENTIRELY; instead only taking out a BUNCH of uninhabited asteroids! Trakeena screams: "WHAT?!!! How could this weapon POSSIBLY MISS a FREAKING space station that's five miles WIDE and five miles LONG?! Not to mention all the space inside it!" Master Coelaceanth says: "What just happened?!" Trakeena says: "There seems to be no END to their STUPID luck; they seemed to have found a wormhole and gone through it! And even worse; that wormhole leads them almost DIRECTLY to Mirinoi!" Master Coelaceanth slams his fists down and angrily says: "This is UNACCEPTABLE!!!! I will NOT tolerate FAILURE, my apprentice; you will find them; you will BREAK them; you will FIGHT them; and you WILL win!!!!" Trakeena angrily says: "That's PRECISELY what I plan to do! My space station WILL get into ORBIT around Mirinoi and be WAITING for them! NOTHING will STOP me THIS time; NOTHING!!!!" / As the Thunder Megazord and the Tigerzord continue to do battle against Vexus, Dog is checking his wrist communicator for a response from Gerald. Dog says: "Gerald, come in! What's going on?"

 

Darwin shakes his head and says: "It's no use! Their signal disappeared five minutes ago, they should've answered us by now!" Dog says: "Well, we know they're not DEAD! Otherwise, Trakeena would be ARRIVING here gloating about it right now!" Larry says: "My guess is they must have found a wormhole!" Craig asks: "Do you really think so?" Larry says: "I do. If there's one thing that can get Terra Venture 2 away from the Super Death Sun and to the safety of Mirinoi, a wormhole has the ability to do that!" Dib says: "They've just GOT to be safe! I don't know what I would do if someone I cared for got HURT on that space station!" Zim says: "No other living thing is going to be hurt by THESE creeps; not while I have anything to say about it!" Pearl asks: "Just one question; have you ALWAYS been this good a fighter?" Dib says: "I think so, but I make him mad; it throws him off." Zim shouts: "Just announce my biggest secret weakness to the entire UNIVERSE why don't you?!" Dib apathetically retorts: "It's not exactly a big, secret weakness when everybody and their GRANDMOTHER knows about it!" In the Thunder Megazord, Haggis says: "Enough fooling around; it's time to END this! Thunder Sabre, NOW!!!!" And the Megazord, grabs a big blade from its scabbard covering, and Vexus nervously asks: "What are you going to DO with that?!" Marlene answers: "The last thing you'll EVER see!"

 

And with one powerful SWIPE; the blade EXPLOSIVELY makes contact with Vexus, and destroys her! Rocko says: "Dai Rangers; that was a dynamic win!" The costumed heroes exit their Zords, and Larry says: "Spongebob; I'm impressed! You're actually pretty handy with a zord when you set your mind to it!" Spongebob says: "Well, I always figured that one day, my expanded knowledge of Power Rangers would someday pay off; I just figured that it would end up being on Jeopardy!" Stimpy says: "We only took down a General, the Queen of Evil is STILL out there, and she still HAS the Super Death Sun!" Larry says: "Well, we know where she's GOING; she's going to Mirinoi, and she's going to try to intercept Terra Venture 2!" Dib says: "We can't let her DO that! There are thousands’ of innocent lives on that space station!" Craig says: "But Mirinoi is 40 clicks away; we'll NEVER get there on our Jet Jammers in time!" General Barracuda says: "Which is why we'll need to take the Tor Zord!" Pearl asks: "Are you sure it has the amount of power to DO the job?" General Barracuda says: "I've spent most of my life serving evil; even if it's just once, I want to serve the needs of my children instead!" Craig looks at Pearl and says: "He sounds like a father to me!"

 

(Confessional) Pearl says: "Personally, I'm still not ready to nominate Horatio for the Father of the Year Award; but he does seem genuine about wanting to stick it to Master Coelaceanth! And after what THAT evil fish did to us in the last episode, I'm all for it!" / Craig says: "I always thought that if I ever found out I had a father and a sister that I previously didn't know that I actually had; I always thought the first thing we would do is go to the Grand Canyon; not go and blow up some evil space station. Just goes to show you that life can be stranger than fiction!" / Spongebob says: "I'm still not keen on trusting General Barracuda! Still, we do know a LOT more about HIM than we do about Trakeena and Master Coelaceanth! As Mr. Krabs once said, better the devil you KNOW than the devil you DON'T!" / General Barracuda says: "After spending SO much time; wasting my life pursuing SELFISH ends; I finally have something worth fighting for; the protection of my son and daughter. I've spent SO much time separated from them; and I'm NOT going to let Master Coelaceanth tear me AWAY from them again! I'll show him that you can't break up a Barracuda family and NOT think that I won't take it personally! This mission is PERSONAL!!!!" (End Confessional)

 

The contestants, Dib, and General Barracuda, all crowd into the Tor Zord! General Barracuda says: "Hang on to your belt buckles, it will be a BUMPY ride!" Craig says: "We're go in at FULL throttle!" Pearl says: "That ought to throw Trakeena off!" Haggis asks: "But what about Trakeena's Stinger drones?" Larry says: "You worry about figuring out a way to bring down the Super Death Sun, I'll worry about the Stinger drones!" Rocko prays, and says: "Reggie, I hope you're safe!" / Meanwhile, in the wormhole, Terra Venture 2 is suffering from the many trials of what is called the Lost Galaxy, as they're being chased by Ghost Pirates; namely, Divatox and her bunch of fallen cronies! Reggie says: "Sheesh! This is the VILLAINESS that managed to DEFEAT the Power Rangers in a combative fight?!" Gerald, muffled, says: "Well, to be fair, the Turbo Rangers DID have Justin on the team when it happened, it's hard to get any WORSE than that!" Angelica, lisping, says: "And yet thurprithingly, Power Rangers RPM managed to do the impothible and come up with a WHOLE team of Rangers WORTHE than Juthtin!" Reggie looks seriously at Angelica and says: "Do us both a favor; NEVER mention Power Rangers RPM OR Justin in casual conversation again; EVER!!!!" Gerald, muffled, says: "You said it!" Angelica lisps, and says: "Ith not like I like Juthtin either!"

 

Than Gerald spots something on a radar in Terra Venture 2 and says: "Guys! I think I found us the exit from this Wormhole!" Reggie eagerly says: "Than let’s blow that pirate ship back to Kingdom Come and let’s go home!" And Gerald charges the weapons system on Terra Venture 2, aims it toward Divatox, and muffled, Gerald says: "And do us a BIG favor, Divatox! This time, don't come BACK!!!!" And he fires a powerful lazer BACKWARDS at the pirate ship, which destroys it once again! But soon, Terra Venture 2 starts to rumble from the effects of exiting the wormhole! Reggie, vibrating, shakingly says: "This is BUMPIER than the time I experienced that 6.5 earthquake from San Simeon in California!"

 

Angelica, lisping, asks: "You were traveling THERE when that happened?" Reggie answers: "I was in the Junior Surf Champion play-offs; I won my first Grand Champion Trophy Award there!" Angelica gasps, and manages to clearly say: "No way! I was THERE!!!! I saw you beat the PANTS off those GUYS that competed against you! That was the most impressive thing I ever SAW as a four year old! When I saw how well you did as a surfer, it inspired ME to excel in the things I was good at in life! I guess maybe that's why I sabotaged your surfboard last season; not out of spite, but because I was jealous. I was jealous that you were so much better at surfing than me. I thought that if I sabotaged you and got revenge against Otto for making my life miserable, it would make me feel better about myself. But when Sandy Cheeks wished my hair away, I felt so much worse! But with the loss of one of my teeth, it's like all the terrible things I've done just finally felt not worth it to me. Reggie, I am SO sorry I put you through all that trouble last season. If only I realized that I was sabotaging the very idol who inspired my greatness, I never would've done it!" Reggie, shocked, asks: "You mean, all this time, we could've been FRIENDS?!" Gerald shouts: "IRONY!!!!" Than whimpers, and muffled, Gerald says: "REALLY shouldn't try to yell when I have a face brace on!" (Confessional)

 

Reggie, looks really red in the face, from being ashamed, and she says: "Well THIS is a fine kettle of fish! And I'm all out of tartar sauce! Why did Rocko have to be RIGHT about this THING?!!! All I wanted was to get even against Angelica for that ONE incident; just one! And now I'm feeling guilty about it because she didn't do it out of hate and malice; but merely out of JEALOUSLY?! Man, I REALLY feel like a heel now; which I didn't even think it would be POSSIBLE to feel when it concerns Angelica!" / Covering up her missing tooth with a finger, Angelica clearly says: "I didn't know the name of that young girl who won in those Junior Surf Champ Play-Offs, but I did know I was impressed by her. I just never expected that the very same girl would grow up to become KNOWN as the champion she is today! If I'm lucky, maybe I'll finally get some good karma coming my way!" (End Confessional) Gerald, muffled says: "Hold on everybody! Here it COMES!!!!" And Terra Venture 2 bursts OUT of the Wormhole, and only 500,000 miles from Mirinoi! Reggie says: "Awesome! We're almost there!" Gerald gasps, and muffled says: "And Trakeena and her evil space station is right behind us!" Trakeena says: "Where is your box full of miracles NOW; brats?! You have no wormholes around to save you THIS time! And this time, you're going to be SPACE Dust!!!!"

 

Than a lazer FIRES, toward the Super Death Sun, and knocks the firing mechanism OFF kilter, instead blowing UP a section of the Super Death Star, making it look like only three-quarters of a sun! General Barracuda says: "Didn't your mother ever tell you it's not NICE to play with lazers?! You might have actually HURT someone!" Trakeena screams: "You're in for a WORLD of hurt when my STINGERS get through with you!" General Barracuda says: "I'm NOT going to allow that to happen! Everybody, use your jet jammers and get out!" Dib says: "But I don't have a Ranger costume to protect me in space!" Zim says: "Dib, use my Irken life-pack!" Dib says: "But, you NEED your Irken life-pack, to stay alive! What will you do without it?" Zim says: "Dib, I'm not going back to live on Earth if you're not there living on it! Your life is more important than mine; you must survive!" Dib takes Zim's Irken life-pack, even though the removal of it already STARTS affecting Zim! As a protective field forms around Dib, everyone gets on a jet jammer, and Dib says: "I'll never forget this, Zim!" And everyone blasts off, with Zim BARELY having the energy to blast off last, as he feels his life-force draining away. General Barracuda closes the Zord door and says: "Okay, Trakeena! It's now just you and me! You want to mess with the Barracuda? You're going to get the teeth!"

 

Trakeena screams: "You don't have the GUTS! You're not SACRIFICING yourself! You are NOT that kind of man!" General Barracuda angrily says: "You don't know what kind of man I am; but I'll SHOW you what kind of man I am; I am NOT the kind of man who lets bullies from outer space threaten the lives of his son AND his daughter!!!!" And putting Tor Zord on MAXIMUM over-load, General Barracuda charges FULL steam ahead and shouts: "TRAKEENA!!!! You LOSE again!!!!" And to Trakeena's horror, General Barracuda DOES go all the way! The force of the Tor Zord at ALL it's explosive power, causes a chain reaction in what remains of the Super Death Sun! Watching the damage, Pearl can only scream: "NOOO!!!! My biological father!" Craig cries and says: "I know! He was mine to!" Spongebob says: "Now THAT'S irony! Last episode, Pearl wanted to KILL him, now she doesn't want him to die!" Marlene says: "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Trakeena angrily CRIES: "NOOO!!!! My Super Death Sun!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And the Super Death Sun EXPLODES, taking out Trakeena's Stingers, and Trakeena with it! Larry is shocked, and says: "He did it, he ACTUALLY did it!"

 

Haggis asks: "But is he actually gone?" Suzie points and says: "Look! I see SOMETHING moving in the debris field!" And sure enough, the contestants see General Barracuda, wearing a makeshift PINK helmet, protected against the elements of space! Pearl cheers: "All right! My father IS alive!" Craig breathes a sigh of relief and says: "Thank goodness! My trip to the Grand Canyon was almost jeopardized for a minute there!" Lil says: "My Fire Phoenix Zord can pick him up and bring him down to Mirinoi!" / Finally, on the ground of Mirinoi, Sniz has gathered all of the surviving heroes around to cheer their heroics! Sniz claps and says: "That was spectacular! Well-done! I am impressed by all your heroic efforts! I bet even the REAL Power Rangers might consider letting some of you join them in a team-up someday!" Marlene says: "That would be cool!" Sniz says: "And General Barracuda, you REALLY redeemed yourself; you were willing to sacrifice your own life to save the life of your son, your daughter, their friends, and the lives of thousands of innocents onboard Terra Venture 2."

 

General Barracuda says: "Well, it's definitely a start." Sniz says: "Which makes it all the harder for me to say this, but a challenge is still a challenge. You both did exceptionally well, but only one team can win the challenge. Our panel of unbiased Fairy Godparents watched this challenge very closely, and they have determined that the Network Noobs did a better job of getting Terra Venture 2 safely to Mirinoi. Boom Vets, you lost some points due to Reggie's initial stubbornness to work together with Angelica Pickles!" Reggie goes to Rocko and says: "Rocko, I am SO sorry, to both you AND Angelica! I wouldn't be surprised if you voted off me!" Sniz says: "That's the thing; Rocko WON'T be voting for you, it's part of the reward the Network Noobs are winning! Tonight for a change, the Network Noobs get to vote SOMEONE from the Boom Vets team off!" Fondue angrily says: "I have had ENOUGH!!!!" And Fondue angrily walks in, still naked, and still bruised and battered from everything Ricky and Stimpy Jr. have put him through! Fondue says: "I am DONE babysitting your kids, Stimpy and Lil! If you want them to be taken care of, you can DO it yourselves!!!!" Sniz looks at Fondue awkwardly and says: "Be that as it may, we'll see BOTH teams--." Lil shouts: "No you WON'T!!!!" Everyone gets a shocked look, and Stimpy asks: "What do you MEAN, Lil?!"

 

Lil sighs and says: "I'm saying that my time in the game is over, AGAIN, because this time, I quit!" Stimpy fights back his tears and asks: "But Lil, why?" Lil sighs and says: "Because, I'd rather not sit by and watch the Network Noobs potentially vote you or one of my dear friends off. You're all much better contestants than me; and you still deserve a chance to win the money! As for me, I can take Ricky and Stimpy Jr. with me. Ren and I will take good care of them for you. That way, you can keep your mind focused on the competition, and I can keep my mind focused on taking care of your kids!" Stimpy, now with tears of joy, runs toward Lil and hugs her! Stimpy says: "Thank you, Lil! I'm so glad we made this relationship work! Someday, I hope I can repay the favor!" Lil says: "Just keep being your nice, friendly self. It works for me, and your friends seem to like it to!" Stimpy says: "Don't worry, I will!" Lil picks up Ricky and Stimpy Jr. and says: "This way, this time you get to say good-bye to me!" Stimpy says: "Good-bye Lil, and good luck!" Lil says: "Ricky, Stimpy Jr., Ren, and I will be cheering for you!" And inside the Limosuine of Losers, it drives away with Lil, Ricky, and Stimpy Jr. all inside it!

 

Sniz says: "Man, I HATE it when that happens! Luckily, I had a BACKUP reward planned in case this happened! I know it's not much Network Noobs, but help yourselves to some chips and pop, there's plenty of it to go around." Pearl says: "Thank you, Sniz. A secondary prize is an appreciated prize, especially now that my brother and I have a father to share it with!" General Barracuda says: "I think being a good guy is starting to grow on me! And someday, I'll find a way to TRULY earn your respect, and become the man I was when Ambrosia fell in love with me. Ambrosia, I won't let your death be in vain!" / Master Coelaceanth is in his lair, and he angrily says: "Impossible! A league of Nicktoons Villains, the Cluster, Vexus, the Stingers, the Super Death Sun, even a cyborg Trakeena; all GONE?!!!" A mysterious male voice says: "I told you that throwing conventional weapons against them was NOT going to work. No mere VILLAIN can POSSIBLY take them down!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You wouldn't KNOW; you're NOT a VILLAIN, you KNOW?!!!" The mysterious male voice YELLS: "QUIET!!!! BAIT Coelaceanth; or face the wrath of my unrivaled powers!" Master Coelaceanth says: "APPRENTICE; you DARE address me by MY first name?!" The mysterious male voice says: "I'll DO what I WANT!!!! I'm the one who's going to take those Nicktoons down FOR you!!!!"

 

Master Coelaceanth asks: "And why would you do that? What have THEY ever done to you?!" The eyes, and ONLY the eyes, of the Mysterious male appears, but they have a DELICIOUSLY EVIL look to them! The Mysterious Male voice says: "They HUMILIATED me, they LAUGHED at me; they thought it would be FUNNY to turn me into a joke! Well, when I get through with them, there will be SO many broken bones in ALL their bodies, they won't even be ABLE to laugh!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You have a FIERY passion, and a POWER to match!!!! They'll NEVER suspect YOU of wanting to hurt them!!!!" The mysterious male voice says: "All the better to put my plan into action; everyone in the WORLD is going to PAY, and they're GOING to pay the price!!!! They'll learn what happens when they make fun of me; and TRY to destroy my FAME!!!!" Master Coelaceanth creepily says: "Your revenge will be WELL justified, you'll have EVERYTHING you want and more!!!!" The Mysterious Male voice says: "I'll CRUSH them at your PLEASURE, MASTER!!!!" /

 

Sniz is watching this on the T.V. monitors and says: "What fresh development is this?! An evil we don't even KNOW about; trying to make HIS way onto our show?! Well, he'd have to get past our legal department first, and that's not going to happen! This is AMERICA! Fondue and I are going to get a fair trial, like everyone else! Lil may be gone, but the Drama is FAR from over! Tune in next time to what I'm sure will be ANOTHER exciting episode, while Fondue and I go off to mount our LEGAL defense!!!! Sniz is out!" / Episode Notes: Dib, Vexus, Trakeena, and a bunch of OTHER Nicktoons Villains, make a cameo appearance in this episode, with a lot of them getting destroyed! Lil quits this episode, in order to keep the Network Noobs from voting one of her friends off. She takes Ricky and Stimpy Jr. with her, so Stimpy can focus on the competition. Reggie FINALLY apologizes to Rocko, Angelica, and everyone else for her previous behavior. Zim loses his Irken planet and the rest of his Irken race when the Super Death Sun blows it up. It is FINALLY revealed that Master Coelaceanth has a MYSTERIOUS, new male apprentice who wants REVENGE!!!! The question is; WHO is it?! /

 

Personal Notes: I always WANTED to do a challenge revolving around the "Power Rangers," this was the perfect opportunity to do so! It was also the perfect opportunity to start General Barracuda, Angelica, and Reggie on their redemption stories, which is why their behaviors start changing here. Unlike the "Total Drama" series, where Izzy and Owen broke up, Lil and Stimpy will stay together. But because Lil finally re-established her relationship with Stimpy, there was no more story for Lil to take part in. So in continuing with the fact that "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy" actually HAD some Rangers who either NEARLY or temporarily sacrificed themselves for the greater good, I thought the best way for Lil to leave (her second time this season) would be on her own terms, in order to serve the needs of her friends, who she grown to care for. And as for the mysterious male apprentice villain? Let's just say, his identity has actually ALREADY been revealed; and he has a GIGANTIC chip on his shoulder! He will spell BIG problems for the remaining contestants, very soon! / That's it for my episode idea today! Enough said, true believers!

 

Very nice!  

[4EverGreen]

I'm ready to present another rocking episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," presented for the first time as one COMPLETE post! (Note: This episode has been edited for time and content). /

Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, 42 contestants on our plane, landed in Cancun, Mexico! The purpose? Cook up a delicious feast for General Barracuda! Some teams, like Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, did very well! Others, like Team Adversity, did not! And for giving General Barracuda's tongue a really BAD burn, Team Adversity had to devour their OWN dish! OUCH!!!! Then, the teams had to ride a wild bull! Both Captain Retro and Oonski, did very well! But Team Adversity blew it again, as Judy Funny barely lasted nine seconds, before getting thrown off the bull! The elimination was a double elimination, and both Dib Bitters and Judy Funny, had to take the drop of shame. That was a spicy episode! And I'll tell you something else spicy! Someone is back in the competition! Or, more accurately, is entering INTO the competition for the first time! That's because the REAL Guano, in order to having to avoid paying a $4,000 fine, will have to appear in this season of the Total Cartoon series, as he had initially signed in to do! Will he do well this season? That remains to be seen! It's time for another GRAND adventure on the great series, known as Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! Arizona, here we come!" /

"Vacation: Grand Canyon Edition!" / Team Retro is once again enjoying first place, which by now, seems to be second nature for them! Tigress says: "You know the funny thing about winning?" Po asks: "What's that?" Tigress says: "You do it so much, you can actually become BORED by it when there's no worthy competition for you to SQUASH!!!!" Sanjay asks: "Don't tell me you actually WANT the other teams to be competent against us?!" Craig says: "My man raises a point. This is such a GOOD thing! Why try to jinx it?!" Tigress says: "All I'm saying is, that First Place would feel a lot more satisfying, if we actually had to TRY to win it! I NEED a worthy challenge in my life!" Stimpy says: "I could help with that!" Tigress says: "But you're not a warrior!" Stimpy says: "Not like that! I mean, you obviously need help with your anger issues!" Tigress angrily says: "Who SAID that I have ANGER issues?!!! Was it YOU, Po?!!!" Po rolls his eyes and says: "Nobody even NEEDED to say it!" Tigress asks: "Why?!" Po sarcastically says: "Uh...maybe because it's PAINFULLY obvious?!!!" Tigress angrily says: "What's obvious is how much I can kick YOUR butt in a fight re-match!!!!" Po says: "Do you REALLY need another humiliating display of how you're limiting yourself by NOT seeing the inner strength of other people?!" Tigress says: "Real strength DOES come on the inside! My muscles are living proof of that! What more do I NEED?!"

Daggett sarcastically says: "How about some humility?!" Tigress angrily shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Daggett says: "Oh, I'm sorry! Was that too COMPLICATED a request for you?! I'll try to DUMB it DOWN for you!!!! DUH!!!!" Tigress angrily says: "That DOES it!!!!!" And Po GRABS her and keeps her from moving! Tigress angrily says: "Let me at him! Let ME at HIM!!!! I'll tear him LIMB from freaking LIMB!!!!" Norbert says: "You could do that, but what would THAT prove?! And more importantly, what would it get you?! Kicked OUT of the game!!!!" Tigress shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Rocko says: "Sorry, but he does have a point. You are NOT allowed to purposefully HURT another contestant, or you can get hit with penalty votes, remember?!" Tigress protests: "But Po hit me, and HE didn't get struck with penalty votes!" Po says: "I didn't even HURT you! Did I?!" Tigress disgustedly says: "Of course not! But that's BESIDE the point! If I want to prove my point to somebody, I should be able to PROVE it!" Reggie says: "Tigress, you can't ALWAYS solve your problems with brute force!" Tigress asks: "Oh, can't I?" Marlene seriously says: "NO!!!! You can't! If you want to do anywhere NEAR as good as I did LAST season, you need to DROP this superiority complex you have against other contestants, and shape up!" Suzie says: "And just remember; if you CAN'T, you can be the NEXT boot off!"

(Confessional) Tigress angrily says: "OOOH, I just HATE that I have to rely on my team! Do you want to know why the Furious Five DOESN'T do a quicker JOB of defeating the bad guys?!!! It's because Master Shifu won't just let me KILL first and ask questions LATER!!!! Honestly, things would be SO much more efficient if I was the one in charge of the Jade Palace! Things would be SO peaceful, it wouldn't even be FUNNY! I want to DOMINATE this challenge! I just have to STOMACH my joke of a so-called 'team' first! Do you want to know the only team I NEED?!!! Me, myself, and I, with REASON and PERSUASION of course!" / Sanjay says: "Seriously, Tigress has such a SERIOUS attitude problem! And that problem is, that Tigress has some SERIOUS thrill issues! She just can't control her ability to want to lash out and HIT stuff! She needs how to learn self-control. Otherwise, she will NEVER be happy!" / Stimpy says: "Sheesh! Tigress has a WORSE anger issue management problem than even Ren did! If I'm EVER going to make any progress with her, I need to know how she thinks! But how can I if she won't even discuss her feelings with me? Maybe I should start with something simpler, like getting to know Po! That would probably help me make progress with Tigress! I sure hope it does!" / Daggett says: "Did I mention how MUCH I'm loving this season?! I get to talk smack to the OTHER contestants all I want, and they're not allowed to HIT me, or they can be E-L-I-M-I-N-A-T-E-D! I have NEVER felt so safe!" / Norbert says: "Personally, I like seeing Daggett getting to take Tigress DOWN a notch, but he REALLY needs to watch it! Tigress is SO action-crazy, she actually might JUST hit Daggett and not even CARE if he's not careful!" / Rocko says: "Tigress is REALLY good in the physical arenas. I mean, SUPER-good! But what good does THAT do us if Tigress tries to tear apart every OTHER contestant who insults her personality?!!! As long as we keep winning challenges, it's not that much of a problem! But if we lose, and SHE loses it, we might have to lose HER; we don't need to have HALF of our team incapacitated by the mood swings of Tigress!" / (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team Adversity, and Team S.R.R.R.C. are stuck in normal class. Skipper sighs and says: "You know what team? I thought that by coming back, our losing would stop for good! But even I'm not good enough to keep us safe. I'm failing you, and I'm SO sorry!" King Julien comforts Skipper, and Julien says: "Skipper, none of us blame you for this situation. I mean, it was MY idea to make the Trojan Enchilada King-sized! There was no way I could've known it would back-fire so badly!" Skipper asks: "You're admitting that you made a mistake?!" King Julien says: "Because I don't want to LOSE you, okay?! Look, I like you, okay?!" Skipper asks: "Like, as a friend?!" King Julien says: "No, I mean, I TOTALLY like, LOVE you!" Skipper says: "You know, I kind of do to." And Skipper gives King Julien another kiss! (Confessional)

Skipper says: "Honestly, it's hard NOT to fall in love with King Julien! He's...regal! And, there's one aspect that I really like about him! He doesn't need to chew up food and regurgitate it to feed our potential children...IF...we can have any!" / King Julien says: "Any time I get to share with Skipper, is really special to me! His feathers, just feel so right, against my fur!" (End Confessional) Stanley says: "We just need to steel our nerves, and double down on our efforts! Since we're down so much, the other teams won't see our come-back coming! This is our chance to shine!" Sniz activates the intercom, and he says: "Attention, contestants, specifically Team Adversity, you've got a special gift waiting for you, when we land in Winslow, Arizona!" Phoebe asks: "A special gift?" Wally says: "It makes you wonder what it is." Randolph says: "Well, any gift we can get right now, would be a good one!" Dog says: "I totally agree! Therefore, I look forward to any gift we get!"

(Confessional) Stanley says: "I'm ready to help my team start winning, and end all our losing! It's got to happen for us! We're Team Adversity! And the thing about adversity, is that you can overcome it! We've got to over-come ours!" / Randolph says: "Spending time with Dog is a nice gift in itself, but if this is something that can help our team, I'm sure I will LOVE it!" / Dog says: "The one thing I know about Winslow, Arizona, is that it's a location mentioned in the song by The Eagles, and The Steve Miller Band! Take It Easy, and Keep On Rocking Me Baby! I don't think we'll sing THOSE songs in this episode, but maybe later!" (End Confessional) The airplane lands in Winslow, Arizona, and only Team Adversity has to step out! Patrick asks: "So, why have we landed here?" Sniz says: "This is where we're picking up your gift! The gift is SO special, we need to pick it up in person, because it IS a person! Actually, we don't know WHAT it is! It's a total mystery!!!!" Super Chum asks: "Is it who I think it is?!" Sniz says: "Maybe! It's, the REAL Guano!!!!" And Guano slides in, hoping to hear EXCITING applause! Guano says: "Ta-da!!!! (Actual crickets are heard chirping) What, no fan-fare?" Zim asks: "Why are YOU here?! Your butt got eliminated!" Guano shakes his head and says: "Uh-uh! You eliminated Old Man JENKINS, remember?!" (Flashback)

Old Man Jenkins takes his Guano mask and says: "Old Man Jenkins!" Sniz says: "Old Man Jenkins, for telling the most lies, you are AUTOMATICALLY eliminated!" (End flashback) Randolph asks: "So, why come here now?" Guano sighs and says: "Because if I DON'T actually compete, I'll have to pay a $4,000 fee for not actually APPEARING on this season, if I DON'T actually appear on this season! So I'm back!" Sniz says: "That means that Guano, the REAL Guano, is now a member of Team Adversity! That means, you now have 12 team-mates! Isn't that cool?!" Skipper says: "In this case, we'll take any additional help we can get!" Stanley says: "See? Things are looking up for us already!" (Confessional) Zim says: "I don't know WHY Guano HAS to come back! Even if he wasn't REALLY eliminated, he was STILL gone in my books! But whatever! If he helps us win challenges, I'll be cool with it! If he doesn't, we'll dump him for good! It's just logic!" / Skipper says: "This is just the start of the GREATEST come-back story in the history of ever! Not counting the Hostess Company for coming BACK from bankruptcy, but that goes without saying!" / Stanley says: "Our team is going to make a come-back, and it is going to be epic! It will be SO cool!" (End Confessional)

Team Adversity gets back on the plane, and Zarbon asks: "Wait. We're not getting off, here?" Sniz says: "Nope! We're going to Sedona, Arizona, to the start of our challenge today! We just had to pick someone up! The REAL Guano is now in the competition!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Just because Team Adversity now has another member, doesn't mean that I'm nervous. I mean, our team has a better advantage right now. As long as my team-mates don't do ANYTHING stupid, we will be fine!" (End Confessional) The plane starts going off to Sedona, Arizona. Bulma asks: "So, I wonder what we're going to do now?" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "Attention contestants, that beeping can only mean one thing. It is time to sing a song, all about taking a vacation!" Chameleon says: "I know of a pretty good song we can sing!" Dudley says: "Sounds like a good idea! Let's do it!"

Genre: New Wave. Sub-Genre: 1980's Dance Pop. Song: "Vacation." Sung by: Cast! / Norbert about Treeflower: "Can't seem to get my mind off of you." Daggett: "Back there at home there's nothing to do, oooh!" Stanley: "Now that I'm away, I wish I'd stayed." Stimpy about Lil: "Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in." King Julien about Skipper: "When you looked at me, I should've run." Skipper: "But I thought it was just for fun." Phoebe: "I see I was wrong, and I'm not so strong." Super Chum: "I should've known all along that time would tell." Keswick about Kitty: "A week without you, thought I'd forget." Zarbon about his girlfriend: "Two weeks without you and I still haven't gotten over you yet." Cast: "Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away! Vacation, meant to be spent alone. Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away! Vacation, meant to be spent alone." [Instrumental Interlude] Taotie about his former wife: "A week without you, thought I'd forget." Spongebob about Sandy: "Two weeks without you and I still haven't gotten over you yet." Cast: "Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away! Vacation, meant to be spent alone. Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away! Vacation, meant to be spent alone." Captain Retro: "Vacation, all I ever wanted!" Marlene: "Vacation, had to get away!" Cast: "Vacation meant to be spent alone." / And the epic song ends!

Sniz says: "Well done, cast! Soon, we'll be landing in Sedona, Arizona, and we'll start today's challenge off properly! First, some important commercial announcements!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the plane lands in the destination of Sedona, Arizona! The teams get out, and marvel at the scenery! Captain Retro says: "Wow! It's been almost 20 years since I last visited here, but it still looks so amazing!" Stimpy says: "Cool! You've been here before?" Captain Retro says: "I even have an old photograph to prove it! Caught a picture of a road runner being chased by a coyote! I thought that only happened in cartoons before I saw it!" Marlene says: "This is so amazing! I mean, just look at this place!" Sniz says: "Teams, I know you're all admiring the scenery, but we've got a challenge we need to start!" And the teams focus their attention! Sniz says: "Teams, you are about to experience one of the GREATEST things on Earth!" Marlene shouts: "Christmas in JULY!!!! Except...not Christmas, and it's not July!" Sniz chuckles and says: "Marlene, you are FUNNY! Nope! I'm talking about, the Grand Canyon!!!!" Sway-Sway says: "Legendary Adventure Bread, is it TRUE?!!!" Buhdeuce asks: "We're honestly going to THE Grand Canyon?!!!" Sniz says: "The one and only! Getting there is pretty easy! First, you need to actually GET there, without the aid of the plane! Depending on which team gets there first, will determine which path you take!" Bulma asks: "The path to WHAT, exactly?" Sniz says: "To the Grand Canyon Observation Tower!" Captain Retro says: "I've been there, I know what it looks like!" Rocko says: "I like our odds!" Sniz says: "Whichever team gets to the Grand Canyon Observation Tower first, wins immunity! It's that simple!" Oonski asks: "And does the losing team have to vote someone off?!"

Sniz says: "You are SO right! So, I personally hope it's not YOUR team! But if it is, there's not much I can do about it!" Taotie takes Kaput aside, and Taotie gleefully chuckles: "Kaput, this is our CHANCE to rid ourselves of a very annoying adversary!" Kaput deviously chuckles: "I know, Captain Retro!" Taotie seriously asks: "Are you insane?! He's EXPECTING that! He knows all too well what we COULD do to him; so what we've got to do is NOT do it! Or if we DO actually DO it, make sure he doesn't catch us! I know you want to be SEEN as evil, but this is one instance where we do NOT want to get caught!" Kaput says: "Well then, what do you suggest?" Taotie says: "The rule of chess is simple. In order to get to the King, one must FIRST go through the pawns! A team is only as strong as its weakest link!" Kaput asks: "Who will we break?" Taotie says: "Craig, obviously! He has no arms or legs! He's the perfect guy to fall FIRST!!!!" Kaput says: "And since Sanjay is SO attached to him, he will go to!" Taotie says: "A potential two for one! I like that!" Kaput says: "Just one question, what if WE lose?! It's better to be prepared and have a scapegoat, than to not BE prepared and be BLINDSIDED!" Taotie says: "Good point! We could always vote off someone inconsequential, like Sway-Sway, and let the OTHERS take the fall!" Kaput snickers and says: "I like the way you think!" Taotie and Kaput simultaneously say: "EVIL alliance FOREVER!!!!" Taotie says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Kaput says: "Darn it!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "Look, I LIKE Christmas in July, okay?! I mean, it's the MOST wonderful time of the year, so to speak! It's Christmas, but it’s in the summer! Just like in Australia!" / Rocko says: "The funny thing about Christmas in Australia, it ALWAYS happens during our summer! Needless to say, Santa has a much more casual outfit flying through there!" / Bulma says: "I am TOTALLY going to help get my team to the Grand Canyon Observation Tower first! Not just because I WANT to, but because I can! I've got brains AND beauty! My ability to win is unrivaled!" / Taotie says: "As much as I would like to take Captain Retro down a notch, he still has his team to protect him! Before I can think about tackling him, I need to take out his defenses first! That won't be easy, seeing as how much Team Retro has been dominating! But that will just make CRUSHING Team Retro all the more JOYOUS!!!! I'm going to WIN, Bing Zao! Your father is going to WIN, for YOU!!!!" / Kaput says: "I wish Taotie wouldn't stifle my creative process! I mean, sure it involves a lot of random blasting and destroying, but it's just so FUN!!!! Taotie is just interested in making the process of REMOVING Captain Retro, seem much harder than it HAS to be! Although, he does have ONE point, I can't kill ANYBODY in this competition, no matter how much I want to! And believe me, some contestants, I would really LOVE to see as a crater!" (End Confessional) Team Retro runs to a bus stop, and a green bus just HAPPENS to pull up! Marlene says: "I'll handle this!" The bus opens up, to reveal Filbert!!!! Rocko asks: "Filbert?!" Filbert nervously says: "I took up a part-time job, I want to show my wife, Dr. Hutchison, that I've got ambition!" Marlene, in a sultry manner, asks: "Tell me, is this the BUS-stop for the bus that will get us TO the Grand Canyon?!!!" Filbert nervously says: "I…WHOA!!!!" And Filbert FALLS out of his open bus door! Team Retro gets in, and Rocko says: "I guess I'm driving!"

Marlene flirtatiously says: "Thanks for the ride! Bye!!!!" And the door closes, as the bus drives away, leaving Filbert on his back! Filbert says: "Umm, a little HELP here?!!!" Super Chum flips Filbert back up, and Super Chum says: "Certainly, my good man!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "As busy as I am, it gets easy to forget that life goes on for my friends. But once this season is over, we can definitely play history catch-up!" / Tigress scoffs and asks: "GEEZ, Marlene!!!! Flirt, much?!!!" / Marlene says: "Flirting is a gift of mine. I say sweet, little nothings, make guys think I have the slightest interest in them, and they drop themselves to the ground and let me do what I want!!!!" Than Marlene realizes this might be a HORRIBLE incrimination that could be taken the wrong way! Marlene desperately says: "Which is why I only do it on guys I have NO interest in! NEVER, would I do it, to Captain Retro who I am SO loyal to!!!!" Marlene breathes a sigh of relief and says: "WHEW! Saved it!" (End Confessional) Skipper says: "That's just GREAT!!!! Team Retro is ahead of us again, and the next bus doesn't come for another four hours!" Filbert says: "Well, since Super Chum helped me up, I'll let you in on a little secret!" Wally asks: "What's that?!" Filbert says: "I own a private charter plane, it might get you to the Grand Canyon even faster than the bus!" Patrick eagerly says: "We'll take it!" Phoebe asks: "How much?" Filbert says: "Since you guys helped me, I'll take you there for FREE!!!!" (Confessional)

Wally says: "Once again, karma proves to be its own reward! We might even finish ahead of Team Retro! That would be SO amazing!" / Super Chum says: "A true super-hero like me, always takes the time to help turtles who are on their back, to get back up again! It's all in a day's work for someone like me!" / Phoebe says: "Living in New York City, it's hard to find people who are that generous! I would've been more cautious, but our team was in a race to not lose in last place again! Besides, Filbert seems harmless! He must be, or he wouldn't have allowed Team Retro to take his bus!" / Patrick says: "Pearl, I am going to avenge you, and go really far this time! I will defend YOUR honor!" (End Confessional) Randolph asks: "Where is the plane?" Dog says: "We're ready to fly!" Filbert pushes a button on a remote control that he's holding, and a small plane propels itself automatically to Team Adversity! Filbert says: "Right there!" Guano says: "Awesome! We're going to the Grand Canyon!" Stanley says: "And with any luck, we WON'T wind up in last place!" Zim says: "We're really thankful to you for this!" Filbert and Team Adversity climb in! Filbert says: "No problem! Buckle up! I didn't have time to check the weather forecast, so we're just going to have to wing it!" Super Chum says: "No worries. If there are any real problems, I can always lend a hand and save the day!" Otto says: "Well, that's encouraging!" (Confessional)

Guano says: "It looks like having to compete on this season won't be so bad after all! What an AWESOME destination for my first challenge! The Grand Canyon! Ozu and Lily are going to be SO jealous!" / Zim says: "Kindness is an emotion not found in most Irkens! But seeing as how Skoodge and I are the only Irkens left, we could probably stand a little kindness, if we want our race to live on in any way! Thankfully, Dib taught me a lot about kindness! It starts from within, the heart! Or...whatever the Irken equivalent of a heart is!" / Super Chum says: "More important than winning, is the safety of my team! I won't let anything BAD happen to ANYBODY if I can help it!" / Otto says: "I'm looking forward to going to the Grand Canyon! Think of the insane TRICKS I can pull there!" (End Confessional) Team Adversity takes off! Monster asks: "What are we going to do now?" Zarbon says: "Well, I can't FLY us there! Technically, I CAN fly, but I don't think I can safely carry you all with me!" Sway-Sway says: "If I had the rocket-van, we would fly SO fast!" Buhdeuce says: "It's true! The rocket-van goes all the way to Mach FIVE!!!!" Oonski seriously asks: "Isn't that a vehicle from Speed Racer?!!!" Sway-Sway shrugs his shoulders and says: "Maybe!" Bulma says: "Don't fret! As USUAL, I've got it ALL under control!" Kaput groans and says: "UGH!!!! Here we GO again with the TALKING!!!!" Bulma smugly says: "As the greatest scientific genius in the ENTIRE world, I make TONS of BRILLIANT machines and devices, so I--." Keswick shouts: "Just get to the POINT!!!!" Bulma groans and says: "Fine! The point is, I have our solution RIGHT here!" Bulma holds up some capsules, throws them to the ground, and they POOF into motorcycles with protective helmets and other protective gear! Dudley says: "That IS cool!" Chameleon says: "And if THEY are cool, that will make US cool by extension!" Harvey asks: "Are they safe?!" Bulma asks: "Does Tien have three eyes?"

Harvey says: "I don't know who that is." Bulma says: "The answer is 'Yes,' to BOTH!!!!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "Apparently, Mach Five isn't just a speed! It's also a vehicle name! Who knew?! I mean, BESIDES Oonski?! And how does HE know?! He's a Viking Beaver!!!!" / Oonski says: "Just because I cruise around in a Viking ship, doesn't mean I'm ignorant to modern technology! I know what is currently trending, and what isn't! But Viking ships WILL make a come-back someday! Mark my words!" / Bulma pouts, and bitterly says: "I HATE it when someone interrupts me when I'm celebrating MY genius!" / Keswick groans, and says: "UGH!!!! I can't believe I once thought she was the prettiest woman on the face of this Earth! What good is beauty if you don't have any humility?! Kitty, YOU are now officially the prettiest woman on the face of this Earth, bar none!" / Chameleon says: "I've always wanted to ride a cool motorcycle, especially with friends! And now I can! And even better, we are going to the Grand Canyon! It's like having a home-field advantage! And you know, if I'm lucky, I might even be able to squeeze in a date with Dudley! He is SO fluffy and kind! And he makes me laugh! I love a good laugh!" / Dudley says: "I'm looking forward to getting to the Grand Canyon! And once we get there, I'm going to see if I can fit in a date with the Chameleon! It's time I got to know him on a personal level! I got to know what he likes!" / Harvey says: "Three eyes, SO cool! Why don't I ever see anybody with three eyes where I live?! Maybe it's some sort of meditation thing. Of course, I hope that three eyes isn't the ONLY cool thing about Tien! I've got to learn more about him, just because he sounds so interesting!" (End Confessional)

And with that, the three teams race towards the Grand Canyon! The action focuses first on Team Retro, cruising along on highway 64 towards the Grand Canyon! Stimpy says: "Rocko, you are such a great driver, and we're making good time!" Rocko says: "Marlene, maybe we shouldn't have left Filbert there in Arizona!" Marlene scoffs and says: "PLEASE!!!! We don't need someone driving ten miles an hour to slow US down, we want to actually WIN this thing!" Tigress groans and says: "Another BORING win?!!! That's SO boring!!!! Where's the excitement that I WANT in this show?!!!" And then suddenly, Team Adversity comes soaring from behind them, and over the megaphone of the plane, Filbert shouts: "Team Retro, this is for DITCHING me in Sedona, Arizona! Let's see how you like me NOW!!!!" And Filbert's plane soars up to 40 miles per hour speed, forcing Team Retro to speed faster to 44 miles per hour! Suzie asks: "So, Marlene, we don't need anyone like WHO driving ten miles an hour?!!!" Marlene protests: "How was I supposed to know he OWNED a private plane?! And that he could actually DRIVE fast?!" Reggie asks: "Maybe by getting the time to know HIM?!!!" Daggett says: "We're going to get BUZZED by that PLANE if we don't move it! Speed UP!!!!" Rocko says: "I'm NO hot-rod! I ALWAYS obey the speed-limit!" Robot says: "But the SPEED limit is 55 miles per hour! Did you HEAR that?! We're ALLOWED to go 11 miles faster!" Rocko says: "We are FINE!!!!" Marlene SCREAMS: "MOVE!!!!" And Marlene takes the WHEEL, and FLOORS it!!!! In the sudden speed, the bus gets bumpy! Spongebob says: "I've heard of FLOORING it, but this is RIDICULOUS!!!!" Globitha asks: "Do you even HAVE a license?!!!" Marlene quickly holds up a driver’s license, that says: "Otter, Marlene A. Age 18, Height 4 feet, eight inches, weight, Not on Your LIFE, eyes brown, hair brown, ethnicity, Asian female otter, New York State license, expires July 2024." Globitha says: "YEP!!!! She DOES have a driver's license!"

(Confessional) Captain Retro says: "And with that, Marlene chalks up another reason as to why I love her! She can REALLY move behind the wheel! Which is good for me, because I don't HAVE a driver's license! I've never actually gotten one! Not that I'm not capable, but I'm FINE with taking public transportation! It's my little way of going green to help out the environment!" / Tigress excitedly says: "Finally!!!! Here's the excitement I've been CRAVING!!!! Maybe I can get Super Chum to rumble with me; I want to show him how much I've IMPROVED!!!!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "I just KNEW ditching Filbert back there was a bad idea! But NOPE!!!! Tigress and Marlene just WON'T listen to the only guy on THEIR team, who's never HAD a single bad episode of their show, EVER!!!!" / Marlene says: "When you SEE a turtle, you think SLOW!!!! You DON'T think fast!!!! That's like, against the laws of NATURE! Unless you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, of course!" / Suzie shakes her head and says: "Marlene, did you learn NOTHING from season 2?! Flirting ALWAYS gets you into trouble! I would've THOUGHT that you had LEARNED that by now!" / Reggie says: "You need to take the TIME to get to know others, and not just assume things!" / Daggett says: "I sure am glad that MARLENE knows how to take initiative! Now if only Norbert could do the same with me! Just...putting it out there!" / Robot says: "If the sign SAYS '55 M.P.H.', shouldn't you feel OBLIGATED to go as close to or matching that speed, without going over, as you possibly can? I know that I would?!" / Globitha says: "That's my Robot! He is a MASTER of observation! And eating bacon, but that goes without saying! I didn't know that Marlene had a Driver's License! They REALLY don't pay attention at some D.M.V.'s, now do they?!" / Spongebob asks: "Why does just about EVERYBODY have a driver's license but ME?!!! It just doesn't seem FAIR!!!!" (End Confessional)

Guano says: "Filbert, they're getting away!!!!" Zim cocks his laser and says: "Not for LONG they're NOT!" Filbert shouts: "Hey! No concealed weapons in the plane!" Zim says: "This doesn't concern you, this is for Team Retro!!!!" Dog shouts: "Are you CRAZY?! You can't just FIRE on another team! There's a PENALTY vote rule! You'd be hit by it!!!!" Zim groans and says: "OOOH!!!! I HATE it when you bring LOGIC into the equation!!!!" Filbert says: "Maybe YOU guys can't hit them, but I can!" Patrick asks: "Should I be excited, or worried?" Stanley says: "At this juncture, I am DEFINITELY worried!" Patrick says: "Good point!" Norbert says: "They're gaining on us! If somebody's going to DO something, they better do it NOW!!!!" Tigress says: "I'm READY for this! I can TAKE them on!!!!" Po says: "Tigress, don't do ANYTHING you're going to REGRET!!!! Remember the Penalty Vote rule?!" Tigress says: "Technically, I won't hurt THEM! I'll just slightly damage their plane, and then they can worry about their OWN health!" And Tigress gets out of the bus THROUGH the ceiling air vent, and Po jumps after her, and grabs her ankles!!!! Tigress says: "Let GO!!!!" Po says: "Tigress, PLEASE!!!!" Stimpy Grabs onto Po's shorts, as Tigress tries to GET out of the bus! Po says: "Violence isn't the solution!!!!" And Stimpy falls backwards, having hold of ONLY Po's shorts! Stimpy says: "Oops!" Tigress, and an unclothed PO, both SCREAM: "AHHH!!!!" As they ACCIDENTALLY bump into the plane, and cause it's fuselage to go off-kilter!!!! Filbert says: "I'm nauseous! I'm nauseous! We're going DOWN!!!!" Skipper shouts: "Glide man, glide!" King Julien says: "We need to GLIDE!!!!" And Po and Tigress continue screaming, as they MANAGE to fall back INTO the bus!!!!

Tigress says: "MAN!!!! What a RUSH!!!!" Po, not even CARING that he is UNCLOTHED, goes up to Tigress, and SCREAMS right in her EAR!!!! Po screams: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!!" Tigress asks: "Excuse me?!!!" Po angrily says: "All we are TRYING to do, is teach you a little thing called 'self-control,' but you're making it IMPOSSIBLE for us to DO so!!!!" Tigress says: "I do NOT need any help with my self-control!!!!" Po says: "Apparently, you do! Because unless someone holds you back, you just charge straight ahead into a situation without THINKING!!!!" Tigress seriously says: "NO...ONE...CARES!!!! Did you see that STUPID plane with those STUPID opponents?!!! Did it look like they CARED that they were about to BUZZ us?!!! NO!!!! They DIDN'T!!!! That's why I call BALONEY on the whole idea that, as good guys, we should be 'KIND' and 'GENTLE' and NOT kill our opponents!!!!" Po angrily asks: "Do you REALLY want to go through this again?!!! What you WANTED to do, wasn't SAFE for you, OR them, and you KNOW it?!!! Did you actually WANT them to be hurt?!!!" Tigress says: "I can't be penalized by a technicality!!!! The PLANE crashing would have hurt them, not me!!!!" Po says: "That's no excuse!!!! Do you want to know the difference between a good guy and a bad guy?!" Tigress says: "A good guy would be aware that they should feel HUMILIATED?!!!" And Stimpy reluctantly holds up Po's shorts, and Stimpy says: "I'm sorry, I slipped." Po holds his hands up and seriously says: "I am NOT humiliated by THAT!!!! I'm more humiliated by YOU, Tigress!!!!" Tigress gasps and says: "ME?!!! How could you POSSIBLY be humiliated by ME?!!! I am the STRONGEST warrior in all of CHINA!!!!" Po correcting, says: "Second strongest behind me, and you know it! Don't ACT like I didn't actually beat you just because YOU don't like to ADMIT that someone might actually be BETTER at you than something!!!!"

Tigress says: "What's the point of proving anything?! You're not going to fight me again, not right now! You KNOW that I'm not exactly ALONE, anymore!!!!" Po says: "I know, in no small part thanks to me!" Marlene says: "You two went ALL the way?!!!" Tigress asks: "Want to make something of it?" Marlene says: "This just seems so sudden! You just, don't seem like the type of woman who would settle down!" Tigress stops, and asks: "What do you MEAN, 'settle down?'" Po says: "Well, let's think about this LOGICALLY!!!! You wanted me to love you, so that you would become pregnant, so that I wouldn't hurt you. But tell me, what happens once you're no longer pregnant? It only lasts for nine MONTHS you know!!!!" Tigress says: "Well, OBVIOUSLY I would give birth!" Po says: "Yes. And when you do, you're going to have obligations! And you can't and WON'T always be able to dump them on Master Monkey, Crane, Mantis, Shifu, and Viper! There will be times when you will HAVE to stay home, HAVE to take care of things, have to clean up, go to events that you might not be INTERESTED in going to, but you go to them ANYWAYS! And do you want to know why?!" Tigress asks: "Why?!"

Po smiles and says: "Because you don't want our offspring to be disappointed, that YOU didn't show up for something that THEY are doing!!!!" Tigress GASPS in shock, suddenly realizing the predicament she has put herself in! Tigress shouts: "What have I DONE?!!!" Po says: "Well, what you DID, you DID to yourself!!" Tigress yells: "Why didn't you TELL me?!!!" Po says: "I DID tell you! But no matter how much I pointed out the logic, YOU wouldn't listen to reason! You BROUGHT this on yourself, Tigress, and as the father, I have to LIVE with the responsibility, just as much as YOU do! The question is, will you be ABLE to?!"

(Confessional) Tigress hits her head on the wall FOUR times and screams: "NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! Why didn't I LISTEN to Master Shifu?!!! He told me once, he told me a TRILLION, BILLION, MILLION times not to rush ahead without THINKING!!!! But would I LISTEN?! NO!!!! I was Master Tigress!! I ALWAYS KNEW BETTER!!!! I KNEW I was RIGHT!!!! And why didn't I listen about KARMA from Master Crane?! He said the way I behaved, would end up coming back to HAUNT me or REWARD me, depending on my actions! But did I PAY attention?! NO!!!! I was Master Tigress! I ALWAYS knew I could HANDLE anything!!!! And Master Viper...I can't even REMEMBER what Master Viper tried to tell ME, if anything! But if she DID; I obviously didn't listen to that EITHER! And look where it's gotten me! In about eight to nine months, my career is effectively OVER!!!! Good-bye, Master Tigress, hello to Tiger MOM!!!! On the bright side, I finally understand the analogy of that phrase!" / Po, still unclothed, says: "Tigress, this could've been avoided if you listened! But you were just DETERMINED to prove me wrong! Determined to prove EVERYONE wrong! Tell me, was it worth it? Do you feel PROUD of yourself now? Or do you now feel humble, and actually FEEL humility, like you SHOULD'VE felt in the first place?!" / Stimpy shakes his head and says: "When I had my two kids, I didn't really HAVE a choice, General Barracuda caused me to have them, even if he didn't really mean to! But Lil and I, despite being thrust together into the situation, we tackled it head on! And in spite of the hardships, we endure, because we genuinely CARE!!!! But Tigress, does she CARE about all the pain and suffering she has put others through? If she doesn't, I'm sure she's going to, if she isn't already. Heaven knows how HARD this must be for her! To be such a STRONG warrior, and yet have no defense against the one thing she created for herself; mother-hood!" / Marlene says: "I am just so GLAD I decided to wait to have children! But, I honestly feel a LITTLE sorry for Tigress right now!"

(End Confessional) Team Adversity's plane, manages to safely glide, to just four miles away from the Grand Canyon entrance! Wally says: "Sorry about the plane, Filbert." Filbert says: "At least it wasn't your fault." Wally says: "Maybe I can ask Yay-Ok if there's any money left-over from that reward I got. Maybe I can help you with the repair costs." Filbert says: "That would be nice." Skipper says: "Come on, man. We've got to cover a few more miles, before we get to our destination." / At the Grand Canyon entrance, Team Retro arrives first, followed closely behind by Team Adversity, while Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, revs in behind! Sniz says: "Well, congratulations on FINALLY making it! All that is left, is to GET to the tower!" Bulma screams into Monster's ears, and says: "BRILLIANT idea, taking us on the Route 66 back-way scenic ROUTE to see the Grand Canyon!!!!" Monster says: "I just wanted to see the talking CARS!!!!" Harvey says: "Even I know that's just an animated movie. Except for K.I.T.T. from the ORIGINAL 1980's Knight Rider, there ARE no talking cars!" Dudley starts to ask: "How do you...?" Harvey answers: "My dad owns a bunch of VHS tapes from the 1980's; that was TOTALLY his favorite program!" Heffer says: "We were just wondering!" Sniz says: "So, that means that Team Retro gets the HIGH road/path, and the easiest route to the Observatory! Team Adversity, you get the middle, not quite as easy, but not totally difficult middle path in the Canyon trails! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, I hope you like getting really, really, really, WET; because you have to take the rapids upstream to get to the Observatory Tower!" Bulma says: "And this is WHY I should ALWAYS be allowed to navigate!!!!" Dudley rolls his eyes and asks: "Are you ALWAYS right?!!!" Bulma pulls out a GIANT jar of money that reads: "Bulma Is ALWAYS Right!" Bulma says: "According to this jar from all my fellow Z-Fighters, I am!"

(Confessional) Dudley seriously asks: "Bulma has a jar for how often SHE is always right?! Who knew?!" / Bulma says: "The reason why I am so right SO often, is because I always, check, double-check, triple-check, quadruple-check, and sometimes, even quintuple-check my findings! Nine times out of ten, my initial findings are ALWAYS right! But it never hurts to look over EVERY possible angle! That's why NOTHING is going to catch ME off guard!" / Monster shrugs his shoulders and says: "How was I supposed to know that Cars wasn't a documentary?!!! It seemed real to me! I mean, Robot can talk! Why can't cars do the same?!" / Harvey says: "I know that unless you count S.I.R.I., cars can't really talk! But wouldn't it be COOL if they could?!" / Zarbon says: "I'm REALLY glad I'm not attracted to Bulma right now!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We'll start the final portion of this challenge very soon! But first, some important commercial announcements!" (Commercial Break) After the commercials finish airing, Team Retro is relaxing, waiting for the final portion of the challenge to start. Marlene says: "Captain Retro, you can read other people's auras, right?" Captain Retro says: "If they are open to me, I can." Marlene says: "Can you tell how Tigress is feeling now?" Captain Retro closes his eyes and concentrates. Captain Retro says: "Very conflicted, very confused. She's never been in a situation where she faced against something she couldn't actually FIGHT against! And...it is very strange." Marlene says: "What's strange?" Captain Retro says: "I don't detect any aura WITHIN Tigress! It's just her!" Marlene says: "What's so strange about that?" Captain Retro says: "When a child starts developing inside of a woman, I can tell, because I can detect their aura, but I sense no other aura besides the aura Tigress is putting out. I don't understand it." Marlene says: "Well, maybe we should leave her alone for a while. Why don't we admire the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon for a while?" Captain Retro says: "I can use my Nintendo 3DS XL to take pictures! There IS something to be said for SOME new technologies! Let us go."

While Captain Retro and Marlene go off, Tigress is moping on the table bench. Po asks: "Tigress, is there anything I can do for you?" Tigress says: "You did enough! You know that!" Po says: "Tigress, it doesn't matter what you say. I'm not running away from this mistake. That's not the type of guy I am!" Tigress says: "And I'm saying you can forget it! I've NEVER needed anyone's help before, and I don't see why I should start now! I can take care of myself, and anybody else who comes along! You think I don't KNOW what everyone else is saying about me?!!!" Po sarcastically says: "Thanks a LOT, Tigress!" And Po walks off to think some more. Tigress says: "Anytime!" Tigress sighs and walks around, thinking about her situation. Tigress sings: "There are worse things I could do, than go with a boy, or two, even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy, and no good, I suppose it could be true. But there are worse things I could do. I could flirt with all the guys. Smile at them and bat my eyes. Press against them when we dance, make them think they stand a chance, then refuse to see it through. That's a thing I'd never do. I could stay home every night, wait around for Mr. Right! Take cold showers every day, and throw my life away, on a dream that won't come true. I could hurt someone like me, out of spite or jealousy. I don't steal, and I don't lie! But I can feel, and I can cry! A fact I'll bet you NEVER knew! But to cry in front of you? That's the WORST thing I could do!" And Tigress sighs and continues walking around.

Captain Retro and Marlene are looking at the Grand Canyon from a secluded spot. Captain Retro says: "It's a marvel of nature, isn't it?" Marlene says: "I know it is." Captain Retro says: "Nature is the ultimate sculptor. It may have taken 10 million years, give or take, but look at the results below. Where else can you see so much history exposed in Earth? It really makes you stop and think about things." Marlene says: "And I get to do it with you." Captain Retro says: "I was nervous coming into this, I wasn't sure if I would make any friends. Most of the time, in spite of everything, I feel ordinary. I don't feel like some extra-ordinary Nicktoon!" Marlene says: "Look at Rocko. He's not that extra-ordinary, and look what he's done for himself! He's the star of the greatest Nicktoon series EVER! The only one that has NEVER had a bad episode air EVER!" Captain Retro says: "Marlene, you're right. Maybe I do belong here!" Then suddenly, the two of them feel a strange wind whirl around them, and hear strange humming! Then suddenly, Marlene catches a GLIMPSE of Master Oogway for a second! Marlene shocked, asks: "What was THAT?!!!" Captain Retro says: "What did you see?" Marlene stammers and says: "Look; I, I just...I...I didn't see ANYTHING! Did I?" Captain Retro says: "Let's look again!" They both concentrate, and they see the spirit of Master Oogway, appear fully in front of them, his eyes full of wisdom and knowledge!

Master Oogway says: "Hello, Marlene!" Marlene is more STUNNED than ever and says: "Captain Retro, the turtle spirit is talking to me!" Captain Retro says: "Than you should talk back!" Master Oogway says: "Don't be frightened, young girl." He shows his stick and Master Oogway says: "My bark is WORSE than my bite!" And Marlene sees he is without teeth! Captain Retro says: "Say something!" Marlene asks: "What do you say to a turtle?" Captain Retro says: "Anything you want!" Marlene says: "So, uh..." Master Oogway says: "Come closer, now. You both have good souls, and you're so pretty!" Marlene says: "Okay, I like him!" Master Oogway says: "I was hoping someone would be able to see me!" Marlene says: "But how CAN we see you?! I've never been able to SEE a spirit before! Why are you here?" Master Oogway says: "I am guiding Po and Tigress on their journey. It has never been an accident that they are together in this thing, or why they are facing the dilemma they are facing right now." Captain Retro says: "I was wondering about that. Tigress and Po were so SURE that Tigress was pregnant, but I can't detect an Aura!" Master Oogway says: "That's because they actually detected ME!!!!"

Marlene asks: "You mean, they felt you?!!!" Master Oogway says: "Tigress is a strong warrior, but she has not yet learned humility, or how to be humble. And fighting against her doesn't seem to prove anything. If Tigress thinks that she will LOSE her ability to fight, she may LEARN humility, and be ABLE to become more humble! Po and Tigress are two sides of the same coin, and that coin is designed to work in harmony. Only once they put their differences aside and learn how to work together, will they BOTH be able to reach their full potential, together!" Captain Retro has an epiphany and says: "That's why you made Po the Dragon Warrior, because Tigress needs to be with Po!" Master Oogway says: "An astute observation. Now this is just for you to know, you won't always be able to see me. As a spirit, I cannot always remain on the physical plane. But when I can, you will know it. Captain Retro, you know what my Aura feels like. And Marlene; in time, you can learn how to detect Auras, and be able to sense my presence. Remember, harmony is the way of the universe. It's the way of life." And Master Oogway disappears for good. Marlene says: "Okay, on a scale from 1-10, THAT was absolutely super-natural!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "Up until now, I've never taken the notion of the super-natural inhabiting the physical realm all that seriously, but the more involved I become with Captain Retro, the more and more I see! This is probably nothing new from Captain Retro, he's probably experienced this himself! But seeing Master Oogway? That was SO awesome! Although, I am conflicted whether or not I should tell Po or Tigress. I mean, I know Tigress needs to LEARN humility, but must she REALLY believe that she's pregnant? Surely, there must be a better way for her how to more humble than that!" / Captain Retro says: "A spirit saved my life once. While I was unconscious, getting the fluids drained out of my body, the spirit of legendary animator William Hanna himself, supported me in limbo, and breathed life back into me! He could tell that there was more I had to accomplish, goals I had to achieve! He saved my life! Ever since then, I've been more in tune with the spiritual realm, and I see more than I have seen before! I hope when this is over, my experience with spirits will help open the way back up, to me having my inter-dimensional travel powers again. That would be SO awesome!!!!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Sway-Sway is busy making himself look fancy, in the reflection of Bulma's Dragon Radar! Sway-Sway says: "I look SO fine!" Bulma says: "Why are you bothering to make yourself look nice?! You know we're going to have to take a kayak ride, pretty soon!" Sway-Sway says: "It's for Jenny Quackles! The loaf of my life, once she sees this on TV, she'll be eager for more of me!" Oonski groans and says: "Jenny Quackles AGAIN?!!! You're obsessed with Jenny Quackles!!!!" Sway-Sway says: "So maybe I am! At least I don't stalk her like YOU stalk your victims!" Oonski says: "Rumors of MY stalking victims are VERY over-exaggerated! Besides, if you LOVE Jenny Quackles SO much, why don't you just ASK her to date you?!" Sway-Sway says: "Oh yeah? Well, don't think I won't!" Oonski chuckles and says: "Oh really? Here's your CHANCE!!!!" Sway-Sway asks: "What are you talking a...bout?!!!" And Oonski reveals Jenny Quackles behind her, but instead of looking like a normal duck, she looks all tall and pretty, with pink hair, and fabulous clothes! Keswick asks: "Wait a minute! THAT'S Jenny Quackles?!!!" Buhdeuce says: "That's how she looks to Sway-Sway. You're finally getting to see her the same way HE does!" Keswick says: "No wonder he's attracted!" Sway-Sway says: "Jenny, you're HERE! I didn't think you would be here!" And suddenly, Jenny speaks English!

Jenny says: "Well, my friends told me that you saved my life, when you took control of the Total Cartoon Global Cruise plane away from General Barracuda! You prevented him from running over me! When I saw the evidence for myself, I had to come and try to find you! It wasn't easy. I had to go through four whole websites before I found the destination of your next challenge location! And...I just wanted to say, that I think it's very romantic the way you went out of the way to save my life!" Sway-Sway blushes and he says: "Jenny, you know I HAD to! The no-head look is just not you! Jenny, I know our 'relationship', if you can call it that, has been a little rocky in the past, but I want to show you how much I've grown. I'm no longer young and stupid! I'm older and wiser, and I'm ready to respect you with the love and admiration you deserve!" Jenny says: "I would be honored by that!" Sway-Sway says: "In that case, Jenny Quackles, would you go out on a date with me, right here, right now?" Jenny says: "Anything for a guy that saves my life!!!!" Sway-Sway unexpectedly turns into a 16-bit rocket and screams: "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She wants to go on a DATE with me! Bonus level!!!!!"

(Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "Statistically speaking, Sway-Sway was bound to get date status with Jenny sooner or later. I'm just amazed that he finally has it!" / Oonski says: "I told him to ask her because I thought he'd choke! I didn't think he'd actually DO it! You think you KNOW a Breadwinner!" / Sway-Sway says: "For so long, I've wanted a chance to go on a date with Jenny Quackles. And now that I've saved her life, now she WANTS me to go on a date with her! I will finally show her that my love is for real! We are going to have SUCH a blast!" (End Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "Want to go to the local restaurant? We can get a good view of the Canyon from there." Jenny says: "That sounds lovely!" Sniz suddenly announces: "Teams, get over to the starting area!" Keswick, worried, says: "Sway-Sway, are you SURE you want to do this now?" Sway-Sway says: "Why don't YOU go on ahead? I'll catch up!" Dudley says: "Suit yourself!" Chameleon says: "I wish WE could go on a date together!" Dudley says: "Don't worry about it, I'll take you on a date later!" Chameleon happily says: "That sounds like it will be SO fun!"

(Confessional) Keswick says: "Personally, I think Sway-Sway needs to straighten out his priorities! But whatever. If he wants to blow his chance for winning up to $44.44 million, that's his choice, not mine." / Chameleon says: "Even if we can't go on a date right now, at least we can get to know each other!" / Dudley says: "I want to prove myself to T.U.F.F., and Chameleon. If I'm going to do that, I have to try to win one of the prizes with money attached to it! That is my most important mission right now!" (End Confessional) Taotie starts mocking Sway-Sway and says: "Isn't he such a GIRLY man, Kaput?!" Kaput snickers and says: "I'll say!" Taotie says: "In FACT, you might even say THAT dude looks like a LADY!!!!"

Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Aerosmith. Song: Dude Looks like a Lady!" Sung by: Taotie and Kaput! / Taotie: "That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady!" Kaput: "Cruise into a bar on the shore. Her picture graced the grime on the door. She's a long lost love at first bite. Baby, maybe she's wrong." Taotie: "But he knows SHE'S all right, that's right!" Kaput: "That, that. That, that." Taotie: "Back stage we're having the time, of our lives until somebody says, 'forgive me if I seem out of line.' Then she whips out her gun and tries to blow me away!" Kaput: "That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady!" Taotie: "Never judge a book by its cover, or who you gonna love by your lover. Saying love puts me wise to her love in disguise. She had the body of a Venus; lord, imagine my surprise!" Kaput: "That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady!" Kaput and Taotie: "So baby let me follow you down. (Let me take a peek dear.) Baby let me follow you down. (Do me, do me; do me all night!) Baby let me follow you down. (Turn the other cheek, dear.) Baby let me follow you down. (Do me, do me, do me; do me!)" (Instrumental solo)

Taotie: "Ooh, what a funky lady! Ooh, she like it, like it, like it, like that! Ooh, he was a lady!" Kaput: "That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady!" Taotie: "That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady!" Taotie and Kaput: "Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady! Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady! Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady! Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady!" / And their epic song ends. Oonski says: "Are you guys going to continue making fun of Sway-Sway, or are we going to try to win this thing?!" Taotie says: "Keep your fur on, we're coming! What a worry wart!" Kaput says: "You said it!" / The three teams (minus Sway-Sway) are gathered at the starting line. Sniz says: "From here, it's about 2 miles to the Grand Canyon Observation Tower. Only the team that gets there first will get first place bragging rights! The team that gets there last, will find one of their own eliminated! And remember, teams MUST stay on the path assigned to them! So no cutting corners!" Stimpy says: "You don't have to worry about that from OUR team!" Sniz says: "I wasn't referring to you! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" And the three teams begin making their way to the Grand Canyon Observation Tower! The action focuses first on Team Retro!

Craig asks: "How long will it take us to get there?" Reggie says: "The average person can run two miles in about an hour. Therefore, we should get there in about an hour or less." Sanjay says: "IF all goes well!" Rocko says: "I don't see why it wouldn't!" Norbert looks behind them and says: "I think I know of one way it might NOT go well!" And Daggett looks, and sees that Tigress isn't running! Daggett asks: "Is she BROKEN or something?!!! She's usually running like 60 miles per hour, and it's like, she's all mopey-dopey or something! What gives?!" Suzie says: "With Tigress and her 'condition,' she's depressed and moody; hence the reason why she isn't up to par!" Po asks: "Come on, Tigress; where's that fighting spirit of yours?!" Tigress asks: "What's the point? It's all POINTLESS! I'll never be able to FIGHT again!!!!" Marlene groans and says: "Captain Retro, I can't LIVE with this! She HAS to know!" Captain Retro says: "You are free to take your fate into your own hands. I trust that you've thought the possibilities over carefully, and you are ready for any outcome." Marlene says: "I am." Marlene goes back to Tigress and Po, and Marlene says: "You two HAVE to know something!" Po asks: "What is it?" Marlene says: "Captain Retro and I, we SAW Master Oogway's spirit!!!!" Po says: "I've been seeing him in my dreams! I KNEW he was still in the physical realm somehow!" Tigress asks: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Marlene says: "Don't you see? Tigress is NOT pregnant!!!! You just felt Master Oogway's presence!" Tigress asks: "You mean, Master Oogway has been giving me the feels?!!! Why?!!!" Marlene says: "Tigress, haven't you been feeling anything, especially when you thought that your ability to fight was going to be lost to you? You know how you've been feeling sad and depressed? What are you taking from that?" Tigress says: "Well, I think, that maybe it's not enough for me to be strong, I also have to be smart. And if I EVER look for my heart’s desire again, I won't look any further than my dear friend Po. Even if I can't see it, I've never really ever lost what I want out of life. Is that right?" Marlene says: "I think that's what Master Oogway would want you to learn." Tigress sighs and says: "Po, I am SO sorry for the way I've treated you, and everyone else on this show!" Po hugs Tigress, and he says: "Don't worry Tigress, everything's going to be all right now. You know, it's kind of sad that we aren't going to have children. But...maybe we could have children, someday." Tigress says: "And next time, I'll make sure it's something you want! It's time for us to win this! Spongebob!!!! Let's do the sponge-stretch, Tiger speed maneuver again!" Spongebob says: "You've got it!" Spongebob stretches himself, and wraps himself TIGHT around the other contestants, and Tigress grabs them! Tigress says: "Let's DO this!!!!" And Tigress quickly speeds off to the Grand Canyon Observation Tower, with lightning speed!

(Confessional) Daggett says: "You know; maybe I've been too condescending to Tigress. I mean, I was trying to be funny, but I don't want to be funny at the expense of another person's feelings. I mean, Tigress ISN'T a person per say, but that's beside the point! I'll discuss this with Norbert, later!" / Captain Retro says: "I'm proud of Marlene! It's not always easy to follow your own path, but Marlene forged ahead, took a risk, and it paid off for her! Not only does Tigress have her fighting spirit back, but she seems more at peace with Po and everyone else now! Marlene, you did well!" / Po says: "So this is what Master Oogway meant when he said that he would show Tigress the way. I didn't really understand what that meant, now I do! Only Master Oogway could've taught Tigress how to feel humility!" / Marlene says: "I think my instincts are getting better. Last season, I would've TOTALLY made the wrong call in a situation like that! But, I feel a lot wiser this season, and I can see things more clearly! I see why it is so important to LOOK before you leap! And now, I think Tigress has learned that lesson as well!" / Tigress sighs with relief and says: "I have never felt SO emancipated in all my life! I guess what Master Monkey told me was true; sometimes, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Faced with the prospect of not being able to fight, that was the scariest thing I have ever felt in my life! I don't EVER want to feel that way again! I'm going to have Po take note of this, and NEVER let me get over-egotistical again! I don't want to suffer a relapse of this incident!" (End Confessional)

The action shifts to Team S.R.R.R.C., as they're rafting up the river! Heffer says: "This is some heavy duty water!" Monster says: "I agree! It's not every day you get to do something fun!" Keswick says: "Fun for YOU strong guys, maybe! For a guy like me, it's work!" Bulma says: "Less yakking, more paddling!" Harvey asks: "Where's Sway-Sway? He should be here with us by now!" Buhdeuce says: "He's probably still hanging out with Jenny! That's what adults tend to do when they are in LOVE!" / Sway-Sway and Jenny have finished with their lunch, and are about to get on the dance floor in the restaurant! Sway-Sway says: "Jenny, have you ever had an awesome dance before?" Jenny says: "I've NEVER had a dance before!" Sway-Sway gasps in shock and asks: "NEVER?!!!" Jenny says: "I've never met a guy just willing to totally cut loose, and dance with wild abandon!" Sway-Sway says: "Then look no more! I'm that type of guy! D.J., instrumental version of your most rocking song! I'm kicking this, Aerosmith style!!!!"

Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Aerosmith. Song: "Rag Doll!" Sung by: Sway-Sway! / During this montage dance scene, Sway-Sway and Jenny have the WILDEST dance session EVER seen! / Sway-Sway: "Rag Doll living in a movie! Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie. You're so fine, they'll never see ya leaving by the back door, man! Hot time, get it while it's easy! Don't mind, come on up and see me! Rag Doll, baby won't you do me like you done before? I'm feeling like a bad boy, mm, just a like a bad boy. I'm ripping up a Rag Doll. Like throwing away an old toy. Some babe's talking real loud, talking all about the new crowd. Try and tell me of an old dream, a new version of the old scene. Speak easy on the grapevine, keep shuffling a shoe shine. Old Tin Lizzy, do it till you're dizzy! Give it all ya got until you're put out of misery! Rag Doll living in a movie! Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie. You're so fine, they'll never see ya leaving by the back door, man! Hot time, get it while it's easy! Don't mind, come on up and see me! Rag Doll, baby won't you do me like you done before? Yes, I'm moving! Yes, I'm moving! Get ready for the big time! Tap dancing on a land mine! Yes, I'm moving! Yes, I'm moving! Old Tin Lizzy, do it till you're dizzy! Give it all ya got until you're put out of misery! Rag Doll living in a movie! Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie! You're so fine, they'll never see ya leaving by the back door, man! Hot time, get it while it's easy! Don't mind, come on up and see me! Rag Doll, baby won't ya do me, baby won't ya do me, baby won't ya do me like you done before? (Instrumental solo)

Yes, I'm moving! Yes, I'm moving! Get ready for the big time! Get crazy on the moon shine! Yes, I'm moving! I'm really moving! Sloe Gin Fizzy, do it till you're dizzy! Give it all ya got until you're put out of misery! Rag Doll living in a movie! Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie. You're so fine, they'll never see ya leaving by the back door, man! Hot time, get it while it's easy! Don't mind, come on up and see me! Rag Doll, baby won't you do me like you done before? Rag Doll living in a movie! Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie. You're so fine, they'll never see ya leaving by the back door, man! Hot time, get it while it's easy! Don't mind, COME on up and SEE me! Rag Doll, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me like you done before?!" / And the epic song ends!

Jenny gasps with excitement and says: "That was AMAZING!!!!" Sway-Sway says: "Glad I could show you a good time!" Jenny says: "You know, you're so daring and adventurous, you don't need to win a contest to prove yourself to me!" Sway-Sway asks: "Do you really mean it?!" Jenny says: "Sure! Even if you quit right now, I won't think ANY less of you!" Sway-Sway says: "Jenny, my heart's for you! Let's see the world together, without the worry of a competition!" Jenny says: "I like that idea!" /

Meanwhile, Sniz is at the Grand Canyon Observation Tower, and he sees Team Retro coming up fast! Sniz says: "And it looks like the first team to finish IS...Team Retro!!!! Not that big of a surprise!!!!" Then, Team Adversity manages to finish! Otto says: "Wow! We actually managed to finish second! I'm impressed, by my own mad skills! But you guys managed to keep up!" Sniz announces: "Team I am super, mega cool, you have super, mega lost! You'll have to eliminate someone!" Sway-Sway shows up in his rocket van, with Jenny Quackles! Buhdeuce shouts: "You and Jenny?!!!" Sway-Sway says: "There's no need to eliminate anybody, because I QUIT!!!! I mean, who needs a competition to see the world?" Jenny and Sway-Sway answer: "Not us!" Sway-Sway says: "Catch you at the finale!!!!" And they zoom off! Bulma asks: "Can he just do that?" Zarbon sighs and says: "Big deal, let him go. We probably would've just voted him off anyways." Sniz says: "Well then, that wraps up another episode. Tune in next time, where we'll be at another exotic location! It will happen on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

Episode Notes: Sway-Sway quits the game with this episode. Master Oogway's Spirit makes a guest appearance in this episode. Tigress FINALLY learns humility in this episode! Four songs are featured in this episode, "Vacation" (which is also part of the episode title), "There Are Worse Things I Could Do, Dude Looks like a Lady," and "Rag Doll," this episode TIES "When I Think of You, In Paris" with the most amount of songs heard in a single episode (so far), in this case, four. Personal Notes: The only thing I want to say about Sway-Sway is that I wanted to show a more mature, more level-headed side to "Breadwinners." I thought that by giving Sway-Sway the gift of finally being able to show Jenny Quackles that he's date material, that he could FINALLY have a happy ending! And with a happy ending, his part in the season came to an end! At least, Sway-Sway got to leave the way he wanted, with the girl he loves! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the pilot episode for Squidtalk!

Spoiler

Squidtalk!: Pilot Talk

Description: This is a new series where Squidward does a talk show but it doesn't go right sometimes

 

Episode Plot: Squidward does a new talk show but Patrick ends up ruining it

 

Squidward: Hello everybody and welcome to my new talk show Squidtalk!

Squidward: Today we will discussing HOW POORLY WRITTEN MY OLD TA--

Squidward: Oh sorry I was upset about something.

Patrick: But your old talk show was awesome.

Squidward: PATRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Patrick: Sorry but I'm bored.

Squidward: GRRRRR! Oh sorry everyone! You probably remember Patrick, the idiot who ruined my dreams.

SpongeBob: I RUINED YOUR DREAMS TOO!

Squidward: NOT YOU TOO! 

SpongeBob: Hi everyone I'm SpongeBob.

Squidward: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: yes?

Squidward: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

SpongeBob: But Squidward today is Monday.

Squidward: Monday?

(Looks at his calendar)

Squidward: AHH! I'M LATE! SORRY EVERYBODY BUT A SQUIDS GOTTA DO WHAT A SQUIDS GOTTA DO!

(Squidward gets his hat and runs at the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: I'M HERE! TOO BAD SPONGEBOB COUDN'T MA--

SpongeBob: HI SQUIDWARD!

Squidward: WHAT HOW DID YOU EVE-. Uhhh nevermind.

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward I also helped Patrick host your show today.

Squidward: YOU WHAT!

Patrick: HI EVERYBODY I LIK-! Uhhhh what was I saying

(At Fred's house)

Fred: What is this? the most boring talk show ever. I WANNA GO ON IT BUT MY LEG IS BROKEN!

(At Betsy Krab's house)

Besty: BORING! I WANT TO SEE SOME CHATTING!

(At Krusty Krab)

Squidward: SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: Um are you ok

Squidward: I'M OKAY! I'M OKAY ENOUGH T-

(Mr. Krabs sprays Squidward with a hose)

Mr. Krabs: Calm down Mr. Squidward it's just a talk show.

Squidward: UHHHHHHH!

The End 

 

 

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It's time for another re-run of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," and I hope you enjoy it! (Note: This episode has been edited for content and time). / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we had a lot of interesting developments! First off, Team Adversity, gained a member! The Real Guano! In order to avoid having to pay a $4,000 fine, Guano is now officially in the game! Next, the teams had to make their way from Sedona, Arizona, to the Grand Canyon, from which, they had to get to the Grand Canyon Observation Tower. Team Retro and Team Adversity managed to get to the Grand Canyon just fine, but Team S.R.R.R.C. got sidetracked, especially Sway-Sway! When Sway-Sway saw that Jenny Quackles was finally WILLING to go on a date with him, Sway-Sway decided to abandon the game, and go with the love of his life! Although this was probably a good decision on Sway-Sway's part, seeing as how Team S.R.R.R.C. lost the challenge, while Tigress managed to learn some humility, with a little help from the spirit of Master Oogway! Now we are down to forty contestants! And our travels are going to take us to a country, where food is the spice of life, and there are no shortage of historic cities and landmarks! We are going to the country of Italy! Prepare for a (Italian accent) Spicy-a meatball (normal voice) on this episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I love this SHOW!!!!" / "Pisa Pizza Panic!" /

Team Retro is once again in first class, only this time, Po and Tigress are passionately kissing each other, in public! Suzie says: "You two are sure a lot more affectionate with each other recently!" Po says: "Of course we are!" Daggett says: "I personally don't understand it. Tigress, you were never THIS passionate to Po before, what gives?" Tigress says: "Near death experience, Daggett. When you nearly lose the one thing that gives meaning to your life, you have nothing left to lose. And the truth of the matter is, Po is the only ally I can truly count on in this game. I know now, that he will never abandon me. So I need to show him that I'm willing to do the same!" Marlene says: "Wow! Seems like you two have finally gotten things patched up with each other!" Stimpy says: "That is SO great!" Craig asks: "Where do you think we'll wind up this time?" Sanjay says: "Does it matter? We'll have a fun time no matter where we land, right?" Craig says: "I'm just kind of nervous, okay? Going into this, with you, I honestly didn't think I'd LAST this long! Look at me! I have no arms, no legs! And in spite of that, I've made it past the second performance review! How often does THAT happen?!" Robot says: "Count yourself lucky that you're on a winning team!" Craig says: "Yeah, but even winning teams can lose, from time to time. And it's been quite some time since our last real loss in that Brazil episode!" Globitha asks: "What are you saying?" Craig says: "I just have this feeling in my gut, that it might not be so easy for us to avoid an elimination ceremony this time! I've learned to trust instincts like that!"

(Confessional) Daggett says: "I'm just glad that Tigress is laying off the Hater-ade, so to speak! Our team will function a lot better if we all like each other!" / Tigress says: "Letting go of my anger, has never been an easy thing for me to do. It is part of my instincts, I don't trust others easily, so I don't tend to open up to others very well. That's why I'm lucky to have Po with me, he makes things so much clearer than they would be otherwise!" / Craig sighs and says: "It's pretty obvious to me that if my team loses, I'm going to be the next boot! I'm just a snake, and Sanjay is my only support! Why would they want to keep around someone with no arms and legs? Even Robot has more support than I do, and his show only lasted ONE season! Things don't look that good for me, prospective wise." / Robot says: "It seems odd to me that Craig would be worried about HIS chances, I'm more surprised at my own! I mean, I honestly don't see myself as Final Five material! The only reason I seem to be doing as well as I am, is because Globitha supports me! And I'm really glad for that! I'm quite knowledgeable, but knowledge will only get me so far. I need to have physical skills, as well. I just hope that when the time comes, I'll be able to keep up!" (End Confessional)

Captain Retro says: "We should just relax! We know worrying about things won't help us, they'll only make things worse!" Rocko says: "What about your ability to see multiple futures? Doesn't that help any?" Captain Retro closes his eyes and says: "Difficult to see what will happen. It always boils down to emotions, and where they will lead us. But let us leave it at this; let us just do the best we can, and if we have to eliminate someone, let's not have any hate or resentment to anyone. Remember, if one of us gets the first place prize, there will be a sixteen way split of $2,777,500!" Spongebob says: "Agreed! Let's just enjoy our company until then!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Originally, I liked having a clue as to what the future would hold. But now, I'm not so sure! The future has unraveled in ways that I never could've anticipated, and it's turned out so good, for the most part! Why should I spoil it by trying to make things go in a certain way? I guess that's one drawback to others KNOWING that you have certain powers, they expect that you will ALWAYS use them!" / Spongebob says: "On the one hand, I don't want our team to lose. On the other hand, if we DO lose, I'll probably have a better chance of surviving than Craig does, and that just means that I have a better chance to become more relevant than Craig! But in any case, I just hope for the best, but not be naive about any other possibilities!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. are once again in normal class. Taotie says: "Oh, I HATE being back here! Why do WE have to be back here?!" Bulma rolls her eyes and says: "Obviously, it's because we didn't win a challenge, AGAIN!" Taotie says: "You know what I mean! Our team is talented, we shouldn't have to be subjected to this!" Oonski says: "You know I agree with you, but what can we do? I personally don't think Sway-Sway was all that great; but with him gone, we're all going to have to try harder if we want to avoid another elimination ceremony!" Buhdeuce says: "Honestly, I'm conflicted! On the one wing, I'm happy that Sway-Sway is with the love of his life. On the other wing, I feel depressed because I don't have my best bap with me!" Oonski sighs and says: "Buhdeuce, I don't normally do this, but it looks like you need some genuine assistance! How about you join ME, in an alliance?!!!" Buhdeuce gasps and says: "An alliance? A REAL alliance?! One that involves voting together and strategy planning?!" Oonski says: "Sure! I could use an extra hand! You have a lot of untapped potential! Just because Sway-Sway is gone, is no reason that you should let it go to waste! Let's both team up for our mutual benefits! And if we win, you split the prize money with me 50/50, and your half, you can split with Sway-Sway!" Buhdeuce says: "Oonksi, you're pretty clever for a Viking Beaver!" Oonski asks: "You don't think I've made ALL of my successes through sheer brute strength alone, do you?" Buhdeuce says: "In that case, it's time to team up, and l-l-l-level UP!!!!"

(Confessional) Bulma says: "Some contestants on my team are POINTLESS! If they're not even worthy of MY time, I'm not going to bother to use MY brain to try to save them! If they have some strength or any remarkable intelligence, then, I think they are worthy of my help. But if they aren't, I let them fall by the wayside! No point in carrying around the dead weight, if you ask me!" / Taotie says: "So far, all my team has had to face, our losses from contestants who were destined to lose anyways. But the smaller my team gets, the harder it's going to be to keep only the valuable contestants with us! Some of my contestants have actual brains! And while they're not willing to help me and MY brilliant brain, they've GOT to realize that their chances are a lot better with ME, than without! My day is coming closer, with every single challenge!" / Oonski says: "Honestly, I felt bad for the little duck. It's not easy to have the greatest guy in your life, pack his bags and ship off for better things. I had to do that myself, long ago. It's not that I didn't want to settle down and raise a family, but being the best Viking Beaver that I can be, has always been my life's goal! If I win this thing, I can TRULY call myself the best Viking Beaver in the entire world!" / Buhdeuce says: "Personally, I think Oonski's offer is purely strategical! But in this case, it would help me a LOT with my game plan! Now that I don't have Sway-Sway to fall back on, I could use some outside help. And even if it is from Oonski, it's good for me to have it! I might as well, and try to get as much mileage out of this show as I can!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team Adversity is actually enjoying their position for once! Skipper says: "I think we're in a good spot right now! We dodged an elimination ceremony, and Team S.R.R.R.C. is down a member. I think it's safe to say that we are BACK in the fight!" King Julien says: "That is a VERY astute observation, my feathered friend!" Stanley says: "But let's not overlook Team Retro's strong numbers. Unless they can get knocked down a notch, our probability for over-coming them, doesn't look that good!" Wally says: "Look, I'd like for us to win as much as anybody, but that doesn't mean we have to be mean and nasty about it. We should be good sports about it!" Super Chum says: "Agreed! That's the proper way we should be playing these challenges!" Phoebe says: "And more importantly, we need to stick together! As long as we stay united, it will be harder for the other teams to try to break us apart!" Patrick says: "Our unity will see us through these hardships!" Zim says: "I sure hope so!" (Confessional)

Stanley says: "I need to make a point to the others. Our best chance for getting further in this game, is to first do something about the other teams! I can't just sit back and watch the other teams walk all over us! I have to inspire my team to do well! And if that's all I do, that would be a GREAT contribution! I am pumped up for this upcoming challenge!" / Wally says: "As a Rocket Monkey, it's important I be a good guy, and not stray into the dark areas of being a bad guy! That's why I want to keep a level head about this. Keeping my good guy status means EVERYTHING to me!" / Super Chum says: "Prior to striking out on my own, I never would've viewed myself as great super-hero potential! But despite the many adversities I've gone through, I feel as though I've become VERY good at being a super-hero! It's time for Team Adversity, to make a positive impact!" (End Confessional) Fondue asks: "Come on, you guys! Why can't I make the announcement?!" Sniz says: "You can't say it cool enough, that's why!" General Barracuda asks: "Why do we have Fondue on this season again?" Sniz says: "Emergency reasons, like the thing that happened with Lil! In case something like that happens again, Fondue is very good at helping the injured get back on their feet!" Fondue pouts and says: "I still can't believe that I don't get to announce the next challenge!" Sniz activates the intercom, and makes the announcement! Sniz says: "Attention contestants, are next destination will be a zesty, and potentially spicy treat! We are going to the country of Italy, the city of Pisa, to be precise! Sit back and enjoy the ride!"

Harvey says: "Wow! We're going to Italy! The birthplace of Pizza and the Italian Renaissance! Just think about how much history has been made there!" Monster says: "I'm impressed by your knowledge!" Harvey says: "I read a lot, so knowledge comes with the reading!" Heffer says: "You want to know something interesting? One of my ancestors was responsible for making the Leaning Tower of Pisa, lean to the right instead of the left. It was his idea, to make the Tower look more aesthetic!" Dudley says: "That sounds so cool!" Chameleon says: "And you know what would be cooler? Getting to enjoy Italy together!" Dudley says: "I believe we'll have a good opportunity to do so; Italy is a pretty scenic place!" (Confessional)

Harvey says: "Truthfully, I'm amazed that I've lasted for as long as I have! Fee, Foo, and especially Dade, they were all nervous about my ability to last long in this challenge! But I've defied all their expectations, especially my own! Foo SO owes me $20, he said I wouldn't make it past the first challenge, let alone PAST the second Performance Review! This is the first time I've EVER exceeded my friend's expectations, WITHOUT the help of my friends! I just hope I don't get TOO over confidant about this!" / Heffer says: "If my hunch is right, this is bound to be an EATING competition! I'm very good at eating competition! Nobody can eat 40 rounds at the Chewy Chicken like I can! I feel confident about my abilities!" / Dudley says: "Chameleon just wants what anyone wants, quality time with somebody he cares for. I want that, too! So if we get some time to enjoy Italy, than that's something worth working for!" / Chameleon says: "It's too bad we're not getting to go to Venice, and enjoy a gondola ride, but Pisa is pretty good, too!" (End Confessional)

Daggett asks: "Norbert, what do you think we should do now?" Norbert says: "Well, we won't arrive at Pisa, Italy for another six hours. We might as well take some time to get some valuable rest! We want to be at peak physical performance for whatever comes our way!" Robot says: "Good idea, I can use a little R and R." Globitha asks: "Can I sleep with you, Robot?" Robot says: "I see no reason why not to!" So the three teams get into a comfortable position, and they all drift off to sleep. Suddenly, the contestants ALL start dreaming! Thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we get to see the contestants are all SOMEHOW sharing the same dream, but Sanjay has turned into a snake!

Sanjay says: "Woah!!!! What is this?!" Craig asks: "Sanjay, you're a snake, too!" Sanjay says: "I heard of pets resembling their owner, but not owner's resembling their pets!" Craig says: "Maybe it's a sign; that we're SUPPOSED to be together!" Sanjay shockingly says: "A SIGN?!!!" Craig says: "If there was a best friends’ hall of fame, we WOULD be in it! Don't you think so?" Sanjay says: "Of course, I do!" Craig says: "And as far as relationships go, ours is more solid than any other! We can make this dream come true, together! You and me, can show the world that all a guy needs, is the love of his true blue snake soul-mate!" Sanjay sighs, and to his surprise, he morphs BACK into a human, but he's not wearing any clothes! Sanjay says: "I've got my own body back! But, where are my clothes?"

Taotie asks: "That’s what I’d like to know, this is MY dream!" Zarbon flies in and says: "You're all wrong! This is MY dream!" Captain Retro floats in and says: "You're all right! This IS all YOUR dreams, but somehow, it seems that everyone else is IN the same dream!" And the other contestants come into view! Oonski looks at Sanjay and says: "Cover yourself UP!!!!" (RIP!!!!) Oonski tears off his own beard, and gives it to Sanjay! Oonski says: "If you don't mind!" Sanjay says: "Thanks, but this is a dream! Shouldn't I be able to just THINK up some clothes?!" Oonski asks: "Well, why haven't you?!" Sanjay thinks about it and says: "You know, that IS strange!" Sniz's face appears on a monitor and says: "Actually, it's not so strange! I was hoping you would take the time to snooze! This provides a good chance to prepare for the upcoming challenge!" Kaput asks: "How does sleeping provide us a chance to prepare?!" Sniz asks: "Don't you understand it, yet? This is a magical dream, provided by the Fairy Godparents! You're playing by their rules! If you want to come out of it, there's one thing you need to do! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) That sound means you have to sing a song! And even though it's your dream, I want you to make it HOT!" Sanjay chuckles sheepishly and says: "That shouldn't be TOO hard, Craig and I are pretty HOT already!"

Genre: Disco. Sub-Genre: Donna Summer. Song: "Hot Stuff!" Sung by: Cast! / Bulma: "Sitting here, eating my heart out, waiting." Zarbon: "Waiting for some lover to call!" Taotie: "Dialed about a thousand numbers lately, almost rang the phone off the wall!" Captain Retro: "Looking for some hot stuff baby, this evening!" Marlene: "I need some hot stuff baby, tonight!" Chameleon: "I want some hot stuff baby, this evening!" Dudley: "Gotta have some hot stuff, gotta have some love tonight!" Daggett: "I need hot stuff!" Norbert: "I want some hot stuff!" Sanjay: "I need some hot stuff!" Globitha: "Looking for a lover who needs another." Robot: "Don't want another night on my own!" Craig: "Wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover, wanna bring a wild man back home!" Reggie: "Gotta have some hot love baby, this evening!" Rocko: "I need some hot stuff baby, tonight!" Otto: "I want some hot stuff baby, this evening!" Suzie: "Gotta have some loving, gotta have love tonight!" Harvey: "I need hot stuff!" Buhdeuce: "Hot love!" Oonski: "Looking for hot love!" [Instrumental Interlude] Phoebe: "How's about some hot stuff baby, this evening?" Keswick: "I need some hot stuff baby, tonight!" Kaput: "Looking for my hot stuff baby, this evening!" Spongebob: "I need some hot stuff baby tonight, yeah-yeah!" Stanley: "I want some hot stuff this evening!" Wally: "I want some hot stuff baby, tonight!" Super Chum: "I want some hot stuff baby, this evening!" Zim: "I need some hot stuff baby, tonight!" / The epic song ends, and everyone wakes up!

When Sanjay, Craig, and Oonski wake up, they are VERY shocked! Craig says: "Dude! You're STILL wearing Oonski's beard!" Sanjay says: "And where did my NORMAL clothes go?!!!" Oonski shouts: "My chin is NAKED!!!! Nobody look at it!" Bulma scoffs and says: "PLEASE!! Nobody CARES about your beard!" Sniz announces: "Everyone settle down, we are about to make a landing at Pisa, Italy. Buckle up, sit down, and wait until we land!" The plane lands at an airport in the city of Pisa, Italy! Tigress asks: "Captain Retro, what's the deal with Sanjay's clothes missing, and Oonski's beard being torn off? Do you think what happened in that dream, actually happened for REAL?!!!" Captain Retro says: "I don't know! My normal methods of trying to uncover the truth, looking into the auras of Taotie and Kaput, are not working for me. As long as they keep their auras shut off to me, I cannot discern for certain if they are behind this deed or not!" Tigress says: "Well, Taotie might be able to block himself from you, but not me! Remember, I have personal history with Taotie! I know what his Aura feels like! I can determine what Taotie knows, and whether or not he's being truthful! Just leave it to me, I'll get the truth out of him!" Captain Retro says: "Remember, don't be too rough on him. Even though he's a villain, we must STILL assume he's innocent until proven guilty. That is what sets us apart from the bad guys!" Tigress says: "Don't worry about it; this is Taotie we're talking about! I can handle him with KID gloves!" Po says: "That's what I like about Tigress! She always has a plan in mind!" (Confessional)

Tigress says: "I always try to have a plan in mind! It's one of the secrets to the many successes I've had in life! I'm 6 time female champion in the Kung Fu Tournaments, I'm the owner of the only Triple Dragon Belt rank in the world, I know 65 AWESOME techniques, and 1 secret one I may have to use as a last resort someday! If somebody's going to get answers from Taotie, it's going to be ME!" / Captain Retro says: "Despite getting beaten constantly, Taotie is NOT one to give up his secrets easily! If it were that simple, I would've done it some time ago! But maybe Tigress has thought of something I haven't. I'm interested to see what she has in mind, so I'll let her play her strategy out and see where it goes. You never know unless you try!" (End Confessional) Taotie and Kaput are talking to each other! Taotie says: "Kaput, we need to use this upcoming challenge, as an opportunity to get rid of an annoying pest on the other team! Got any ideas?" Kaput deviously says: "Sabotage!!!!" Taotie groans and says: "Be more ELABORATE than that! What KIND of sabotage?!!!" Kaput says: "I'm not much for details, that's why I've got you!" Taotie says: "I ALWAYS have to come up with the genius PLANS?! You really need to put some more effort into our alliance!"

Tigress hides in the door-way, and listens in on the conversation! Kaput says: "You NEED me around! I'm willing to do the things that you're NOT willing to do for yourself! Who else is willing to sneak around while everyone ELSE is asleep, steal Sanjay's clothes, and rip off Oonski's beard?! ME, that's who! Who was willing to steal Chameleon's suit in an attempt to freeze him in Alaska? ME, that's who! And who tricked Treeflower into royally ticking off Haggis McHaggis, none other than ME, that's who!" Tigress growls and says: "I think I've heard quite ENOUGH!!!!" Taotie shouts: "AHHH!!!! How much did you HEAR of that?!" Tigress says: "Enough to know that you two are hypocrites and LIARS, both of YOU! Captain Retro told me about what you two have been doing, especially Kaput! He already WARNED you not to mess with Team Retro once before, yet you decided to do it anyways! Just wait until I tell SNIZ about this!!!!" Kaput panics and says: "But it wasn't MY idea! Honest, it wasn't! Taotie put me up to EVERYTHING!!!! It was all his idea! He said if I didn't do what he WANTED, he'd give ME the boot! I was just trying to SAVE myself!" Taotie screams: "WHAT?!!!!" Tigress asks: "Taotie, is this TRUE?!!! And don't LIE to me; I've heard your LIES before!" Taotie says: "Depends on what your definition of what exactly COUNTS as a 'lie,' now, doesn't it?!!!"

Tigress asks: "Did you or did you NOT come up with all those sabotaging plans that Kaput just talked about?!" Taotie says: "Chameleon? NO!!!! But of COURSE I came up with the other ideas! No WAY Kaput would be smart enough to do something like THAT on your own!" Tigress smiles and says: "Well in THAT case, I would be happy to teach YOU a lesson!" Taotie asks: "What KIND of a lesson?" / Tigress hauls Taotie outside, and places him, so that he is hanging from his tunic, on a stone spear being held by a stone statue, five feet up in the air! Taotie grunts and says: "UGHH!!!! What kind of a lesson IS this?!!! Get me down!!!!" Tigress says: "It's a little something called 'humility,' courtesy of Master Oogway! Once you've learned humility, TRULY learned humility, I'll come and get you back down!" Taotie struggles and says: "GRRR, let me GO!!!! I've got a CHALLENGE I need to participate in!" Tigress says: "Than you should've thought of that BEFORE you told Kaput to do those evil things!" And Tigress runs away! Taotie screams: "You're supposed to be a GOOD guy! You can't leave me like THIS!!!!" Kaput tries to run past Taotie and Taotie says: "Hold IT!!!!" Kaput screeches to a stop and says: "You noticed me?" Taotie sarcastically says: "Kind of hard NOT to! You put me into this position, now YOU are going to help me DOWN!!!!" Kaput asks: "Why would I do that? You look FUNNY hanging AROUND like that!" Taotie says: "This is NO laughing matter, get me down, NOW!!!!" Kaput says: "All right. I'll stop by AFTER the challenge is over, you over-stuffed diva!" And Kaput continues running away!

Taotie then notices Harvey running by, and Taotie pleads: "WAIT!!" Harvey skids to a stop and asks: "What are YOU doing?!" Taotie says: "I'm not up here by choice! Please! You've got to help me down...uh...Hagrid, right?" Harvey says: "That's a character from Harry Potter, I'm HARVEY!" Taotie says: "Right! I KNEW it started with an 'H!' Can you get me down?" Harvey says: "Uh...my mom told me that I shouldn't help someone who is evil, and from what I've heard from the others, you're pretty evil. I can't have anything to do with anything revolving around you. Sorry!" And Harvey continues running away, and Taotie shouts: "WAIT!!!!" But his cry is in vain!! Taotie groans and screams: "Doesn't ANYBODY care what I'm SAYING or what I THINK?!!!!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "The only reason I sold Taotie down the river like that, is because I HAVE to keep my own skin safe! I would have told Tigress ANYTHING incriminating about Taotie! I'm sure Taotie would've done the exact same THING if our positions had been reversed! I don't feel any guilt whatsoever for doing what I did! It was purely strategical, of course!" / Harvey says: "Not only is Taotie a villain, he's a pathetic villain! He can't even be bothered to remember my NAME, and I've already outlasted 16 other contestants in 17 episodes so far! I would THINK that Taotie could've at LEAST given a better EFFORT at trying to remember my name; I do plan on being a Nicktoon legend someday, and this is the perfect time for me to start!" (End Confessional)

The contestants (minus Taotie), arrive at the starting line for today's challenge! Sniz asks: "Excuse me, aren't we missing somebody?" Tigress, Kaput, and Harvey 'pretend' to look for somebody, knowing that Sniz means Taotie. But Tigress shrugs her shoulders and says: "Not that I know of." Sniz says: "It doesn't matter! Today's challenge is a DOUBLE barreled blow-out of spices and flavor!!!! Emphasis on the DOUBLE!!!! Do you want to know WHY?! Because today is a DOUBLE elimination, but with a TWIST!!!!" Spongebob asks: "A twist?" Sniz says: "In this challenge, both the last place team AND the second place team will have to have one of their contestants eliminated, making winning first place all the more crucial! And that's not all! As a reward, the first place team will get to determine who gets sent packing from the second place team! If I were you, I'd make some serious strategical thoughts right about now!" Craig shivers and says: "Ooh, not GOOD! Two teams will face the chopping block tonight; that means there's a 66% chance it could be us! And what if we wind up in second place?! I don't want to lose Sanjay!" Sanjay says: "Craig, it's not going to COME to that! Right, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "Honestly, I don't know! Team Adversity will be trying harder than EVER to avoid an elimination ceremony today. They want to even the odds, and put their team into a better situation. But perhaps, I might be able to arrange a deal with Team Adversity." Stimpy asks: "What kind of a deal?" Captain Retro says: "A deal that will benefit our teams, no matter who wins or loses!"

And Captain Retro goes off to talk to Team Adversity! Suzie asks: "I wonder what he has in mind?" Reggie says: "Knowing Captain Retro, it will probably be SOMETHING good!" Captain Retro goes to Wally, and Captain Retro says: "Wally, can I talk to you?" Wally says: "Of course you can, you WERE the one who allowed me to win the chest that helped out my buddy Yay-Ok." Captain Retro says: "Here's the thing. I know you're not going to make it easy for us to win 1st place. I wouldn't expect that from you. Likewise, we're not going to make it easy for you to win 1st place, either! However, I think we can BOTH agree that we don't want Team S.R.R.R.C. to win 1st place, so how about we make a deal with each other?" Super Chum says: "We're listening." Captain Retro says: "A deal to help the other team, no matter who wins, or loses. For instance, if Team Retro wins and you win second place, we'll eliminate the weakest member of your team, so you can become a stronger team. And likewise, if Team Adversity wins and our team gets second place, you'll eliminate the weakest member of our team, so our team can become stronger!" Zim asks: "And the reason we would agree with you is WHAT?!!!"

Captain Retro seriously asks: "Do you honestly trust certain contestants named Taotie and Kaput to keep their word with you?" Randolph says: "I certainly don't!" Dog says: "Me neither!" Phoebe says: "You know you're putting a lot of faith in us. After all, you have no guarantee we'll keep OUR end of the bargain, and vote off the weakest contestant of YOUR team!" Captain Retro says: "That much is true. However, I can read ALL of your Auras! None of you will go back on your word; you all know the concept of Karma too well!" Patrick says: "Oh, he's GOOD!" Captain Retro says: "And you know we're good for our word. So what do you say, a truce for this challenge?" Wally puts his right hand out, and they shake! Wally says: "A truce!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Thank you! And if the three teams ever become two, and you're still around, I'll make sure to put YOU in my team!" And Captain Retro goes back to his team! Stanley says: "Wow! Captain Retro thinks highly of you!" Skipper says: "Well, statistically speaking, somebody was BOUND to!"

(Confessional) Wally says: "I have a good feeling about this deal! This way, both of our teams have a 66% chance of coming out better AFTER this challenge occurs, no matter what the results! Either way, our teams will be stronger! And I certainly like my odds better with Team Retro, more than I do with Team S.R.R.R.C. ANY day of the week! I know my team-mates will make the right call!" / Zim says: "Learning to put my trust in others, isn't exactly something that Irkens are well known for. Most of my species never learned how to trust others well; and what happened to THEM?! They're dead, DEAD, very, VERY DEAD!!!! Even with this knowledge, I'm not exactly crazy about putting my trust in others. Although I suppose I'll have to. If I don't, I could wind up eliminated like Dib! I have to try to stay in the contest for him!" / Phoebe says: "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist, and I try to see things as they are. My friend Arnold? He's a dreamer. He only sees things as they can be; not for what they really are! The sad thing is, you can't always count on dreams to see you to your greater aspirations. Sometimes, the only way to achieve your dreams, is through your own gritty determination, hard work, and patience above everything else! That's why I was valedictorian of MY high school!" / Skipper scoffs and says: "Figures Captain Retro wouldn't even take ME into account! He didn't even SAY anything about adding ME into his team, like I'm not even an issue! But I already KNOW that he can't win the grand prize! He said so himself! So the ultimate prize is all up for grabs, and I aim to take it!" (End Confessional)

Rocko asks: "So, what kind of deal did you propose with Team Adversity?" Captain Retro says: "A win-win situation. If our team wins and they come in second, we cut out their weakest member, and they become a stronger team! And on the other hand, if their team wins and we come in second, they cut out our weakest member, and WE become a stronger team! A win-win!" Robot asks: "Did you even take into account that they could NOT keep their word to you?!" Captain Retro says: "They will! If their auras are open to me, and they were, then my aura reading skills are NEVER wrong! They won't go back on their word!" Globitha says: "Still, what kind of a position does that leave US?!!! Even IF that outcome DOES happen, they're going to vote off whoever THEY think was the weakest! Not who WE think the weakest is! I could lose Robot!" Robot says: "I don't think I'm in danger! Trust me, if I did, I'd feel more cautious about this deal!" Tigress says: "And I think, under the circumstances, it was the best deal we could've possibly made!" Po says: "I agree! Team Adversity IS more trustworthy than Team S.R.R.R.C." Daggett says: "The hardest part is making sure Team S.R.R.R.C. doesn't finish in first, or only finishes in last! That's the KEY part!" Norbert says: "A very astute observation, Daggett!" Daggett blushes and says: "What can I say? You're rubbing off on me!" Marlene says: "Right! Whatever the challenge is, let us do our best, and stay true to our word! We'll go far!" Craig shivers and says: "I sure hope we do!"

(Confessional) Rocko says: "This upcoming challenge is bound to be equal parts skill and luck! There's going to be many different variables in play, some that even Captain Retro can't account for! Still, at least we have some cushion of comfort beneath us. If we wind up in second place, we'll only lose the weakest member. And while I don't want to lose, it's better to have a plan with SOME security, than to have a plan with NONE!" / Globitha says: "The only thing I dread on this show, is the thought that I might not have Robot with me! I don't care if I go; I don't want Robot to lose out on his chance to prove himself! He deserves it!" / Robot says: "Globitha is more concerned with my status than she is with hers! Nobody, with the exception of Monster, has EVER put my well-being above their own before! She really does love me, and I think I made the right call in making her my betrothed! Boy, mom is going to be surprised to see ME get married! That should shock HER systems!" / Daggett says: "My short-comings in the past, was being too rash and having knee-jerk reactions! My goal this season is to be more rational about things! I'm really lucky to have Norbert with me, so he can show me how to handle, 'The Ropes!' Now that I know HOW to handle them I just have to use them to cross this challenge and any other that comes my way; preferably with flying, noble dignity! Of course, 'The Ropes' are purely metaphorical in my statement!" /

Norbert says: "It seems as though sitting out season two was a good move from Daggett. He got to learn from the mistakes other contestants made, so he's not making them! While he probably won't DO better than me, he might do as WELL as me, and that would be saying something!" / Marlene says: "Any plan that keeps me out of danger, is a plan that I like! And when it comes to Captain Retro, I'm glad he thinks of ways to divert the danger away from me! He's so thoughtful like that!" / Craig shivers and says: "I just can't get over this awful feeling that something BAD is going to happen; probably to ME!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Here's the challenge, the three teams will have to make pizza on a conveyor belt, factory production style! Using the ingredients necessary, you'll put all the ingredients on the pizza as needed, and put it through the oven for the customers! Even if you personally don't LIKE the ingredient, you have to put it ON the pizza for the customers, no matter HOW strange it seems! Remember, only a COMPLETED pizza will earn you five points each. Incomplete pizzas earn you nothing! Next, you're going to test your appetites in the restaurant! You're going to see how much you can eat in 30 minutes! Of course, if you can't eat anymore, you must ring the bell of quitters, to signify you are dropping out! Both challenges will be based on a point system! The team that scores the highest combined points in the two part challenge will have immunity, and will determine who gets eliminated from the second place team!"

General Barracuda asks: "Anything ELSE, you'd like to mention?" Sniz says: "Oh, yes! There are three items you can choose from in the Italian Restaurant! Technically, there are supposed to be more, but we narrowed it down to three to make it easier for you. Drinks are complimentary sodas, and do not count as points. The three items are as follows: One slice of pizza which equals one point a piece; a plate of spaghetti and meatballs that equals four points each; and of course, (in Italian accent) the SPICY-a MEATBALL!!!! (In Normal voice!) The hottest, biggest meatball to be cooked in an Italian restaurants, only the brave and the bold DARE to eat this delicacy, each worth a WHOPPING ten points each! Now, here's the thing. You can order as many of the same item as you want, but any item you order, you have to consume in order to EARN a point! And if you don't consume all of your order, you don't score ANY points, even if you ate a LOT; so be cautious! Now, if you DO finish your order, you will SCORE points! And if you're still hungry, you may order again. But remember, it's a 30 minute time limit, and you're competing against two other teams! So no pressure! Strike that, make that LOTS of pressure!" (Confessional)

Heffer says: "Finally! A challenge I can excel in! I'm going to eat hearty tonight!" / Monster says: "Finally! I can see where I stack as an eater against Heffer! He's like a LEGEND! This will be SO epic awesome!" / Bulma groans disgustedly and says: "These MORONS may be interested in making PIGS out of themselves, but not ME! I have a FIGURE to maintain! Speaking of, where's Taotie? I haven't seen him! I better go check to see where he is!" (End Confessional) Taotie is still hanging from the stone spear, and he groans as he is talking to himself! Taotie disgustedly says: "Story of MY life! Every time I ask someone for help, what do THEY do?! They DITCH me!!!! Well, I'm SICK of it!!!! When I get down from here, Kaput is in for SUCH a rude AWAKENING!!!!" Bulma shouts: "HEY!!!! Do you want some help or not?!!!" Taotie says: "Seriously?! You're helping me? You want to help ME?!!!" Bulma rolls her eyes and says: "DUH!!!! I kind of NEED your help! You are my de facto brawn and muscles in this competition! You play an essential ROLE to getting all of the pathetic PEONS out of my path to victory!" Taotie says: "YES!!!! Vindication! I finally have a woman INTERESTED in ME!!!! Maybe not in the way I WANT, but close enough! Just help me down first!" Bulma pulls out a REAL laser pen and says: "One freedom coming up!" Taotie nervously says: "I'm not sure this is--(SNAP!!!!)--SAFE!!!!" (THUD!!!!) Taotie gets up off the ground, and Bulma is blushing! Taotie asks: "What's with your face?!" Bulma says: "Your tunic and underwear, are kind of CAUGHT in the spear!"

Taotie disgustedly says: "So you're fixated on THAT, too!" Bulma says: "Give me more credit than THAT! You're WAY more impressive than I gave you credit for!" Taotie surprisingly asks: "I AM?!!!" Bulma says: "Sure!" And Bulma decides to play the flirt card, as she playfully touches his nose! Bulma says: "And you know, I also think, that there's more to you than just warts and fat." Taotie says: "I'm not sure whether to feel INSULTED, or complimented, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and go with complimented!" Bulma air fist bumps and says: "YES!!!!" Taotie grabs his clothes, and puts them back on! Taotie clenches his fists and says: "That no-good, double dealing Kaput, leaving ME hanging out to DRY?!!! I'll show him what happens when you try to make a MOCKERY out of Taotie!!!!" Bulma asks: "You want to vote him off?! Because I can guarantee you, I can get ANYONE voted off that YOU want!" Taotie's right eyebrow raises, and he gleefully asks: "REALLY?!!!" Bulma says: "I have what I like to call, ‘Winner’s Insurance;’ even the Fairy Godparents can't detect or catch, because THEY don't know of its existence! I also have a device that will tell me, without fail, what votes have been CAST into the ballot bag! I can convince the others to vote OUR way! And if that doesn't work, I'll be the LAST to vote in the Confessional, and ALTER the votes so they'll turn out the way WE want! We can't POSSIBLY lose!" Taotie gleefully says: "I like the way you THINK!!!!"

Bulma says: "That's because I'm a GENIUS!!!! You don't think I get through life on my good looks alone, do you?" Taotie says: "If Bing Zao wasn't watching this, I could kiss you, but you're probably not interested anyways! Right now, you, me, Final Three! Does the offer appeal to you?!" Bulma asks: "Is Krillin BALD?!!!" Taotie says: "I have no idea who you're talking about!" Bulma says: "The answer to both questions is, YES!!!!" Taotie gleefully says: "Excellent! However, I don't want to vote off Kaput, not just yet! He needs to be taught a lesson in FEAR!!!!" Bulma says: "What did you have in mind?" Taotie says: "We purposefully THROW the challenge, and put Kaput in DANGER!!!! He must learn not to try to sell me down the river!" Bulma asks: "And what do you want me to do?" Taotie says: "When we lose, you tell everyone to vote off Harvey, except of course for Harvey! I'll tell Harvey that he should vote off Kaput!" Bulma asks: "And why would he do that?" Taotie says: "Because I'll be voting off Kaput, too! I don't trust Kaput to vote off Harvey! But even if he DOES try to vote for me, I'll still be safe! Just don't change your vote, my vote, Harvey's vote, or Kaput's vote. We don't want anybody getting suspicious!" Bulma says: "Agreed! It's time we made our way to the Final Three! I'll tell you everything you need to know about the challenge!"

As Bulma and Taotie walk toward the restaurant, Sniz announces: "Ooh!!!! Sneaky AND under-handed! I would've preferred just one of the two! I wonder what Bulma has in mind, and is she THAT good at being so devious?! We'll have to wait and see! Stay tuned for the exciting final part of this episode, after some important messages!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the three teams are about to enter the Italian Restaurant! Sniz says: "Here is the restaurant where you will be making the pizzas, and where you will be eating! The pizza-making portion of the challenge will last 30 minutes; the eating portion of the challenge will also last 30 minutes. Remember, only the TEAM that scores the most points will be safe from elimination! Team Retro, since you have two more members than Team S.R.R.R.C., you'll have to sit two contestants out of the FIRST part of the challenge." Sanjay says: "I volunteer to sit out, only because I'm not properly dressed!" Captain Retro says: "I'll also sit out because I'm not confidant about my cooking abilities. It will also give me time to help Sanjay find his clothes, so he can participate in the second part of the challenge!" Sanjay says: "Thanks, Captain Retro. That's really considerate of you." Captain Retro asks: "You're really fond of Craig, aren't you?" Sanjay says: "Is it THAT obvious?!" Captain Retro says: "Obviously, the two of you are an item. A weird item, but an item all the same!" Craig says: "The problem is, barring dreams, the two of us will never be accepted by NORMAL society!" Captain Retro says: "Normal is SO over-rated! If I see someone trying their hardest to be 'normal,' I tend to WORRY! The concept of trying to be 'normal' is not healthy! You want to make an impact in the world? You NEED to be a little weird or strange!"

Sanjay says: "Well, I'll tell you one thing. It's not always easy to be ahead of the curb. Maybe people today aren't willing to see the two of us together without automatically judging. Thankfully, intolerance never lasts forever. It goes away with time. For instance, what happens when you throw a stone into a body of water?" Craig says: "It creates ripples." Captain Retro says: "Just like ripples, change can be so small at first; but then, look how it GROWS!!!! But SOMEONE has to start them!" Craig says: "People won't accept us." Captain Retro says: "You know something? There are probably going to be many times in your life where the right path, isn't going to be the easiest one. Can't you see? If you want your friendship to be what you want it to be, and live life the way you want to live it, you will have to help make it happen, together."

Sanjay blushes, and he says: "Craig, from now on, anytime you want to go someplace without human clothes, that's just fine with me!" Craig says: "And I will defend you against anybody who tries to make fun of you!" Captain Retro says: "That is good! I know you two will make more good calls with each other! Now, I'll find your clothes, Sanjay!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Unless you're extremely lucky or gifted with good karma like Rocko is, it is not easy to avoid the stigma of mistakes being attached to you. Sanjay and Craig? They've made their share. But, they seem to understand the importance of learning from their mistakes, and becoming better for them! Even Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce seem to be learning this! I have high hopes for them! I just hope their game doesn't get interrupted!" / Sanjay says: "This relationship with Craig has never been easy, mainly because of how unusual and unorthodox it is. But if we want to be friends without people judging us automatically, we have to make the effort together! Unless someone like me cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better. It's not! I know Dr. Seuss originally wrote that last part, but that STILL doesn't make it any less true!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "The kitchen is in the back, contestants. Don't come out until the time is over! The contest STARTS--!! (And General Barracuda rings a musical triangle!) --NOW!!!!" And the teams rush to start making pizzas! / The teams officially get into an organized set-up, so as to make sure the pizza-making portion goes smoothly! Team Retro gets organized first! Daggett says: "I've got the sauces!" Spongebob says: "I've got the cheese!" Marlene says: "I've got the pepperoni!" Norbert says: "I've got the olives!" Robot says: "I've got the sausage!" Globitha says: "I've got the pineapples!" Stimpy says: "I've got the mushrooms!" Suzie says: "I've got the Canadian bacon!" Rocko says: "Reggie and I got the miscellaneous ingredients!" Po says: "Tigress and I will do speed maintenance!" Craig says: "And I'll make sure the pizza goes out finished!" Marlene says: "Let's get making people!" /

The action shifts to Team Adversity! Dog says: "I've got the sauces!" Stanley says: "I've got the cheese!" Phoebe says: "I've got the pepperoni!" Guano says: "I've got the olives!" Wally says: "I've got the sausage!" Skipper says: "I've got the pineapples!" King Julien says: "I've got the mushrooms!" Invader Zim says: "I've got the Canadian bacon!" Otto says: "I got the miscellaneous ingredients!" Super Chum says: "I will do speed maintenance!" Patrick says: "And I'll make sure the pizza goes out finished!" / The action shifts to Team S.R.R.R.C., as they plan. Or rather, listen as Bulma EXPLAINS the plan! Bulma says: "Here's the deal. Kaput has the sauces, Taotie has the cheese, I have the pepperoni, Gonard has the olives, Oonski has the sausage, Dudley has the pineapples, Chameleon has the mushrooms, Harvey has the Canadian bacon, Heffer and Buhdeuce have the miscellaneous ingredients, Monster will do speed maintenance, and Keswick will make sure the pizza goes out finished!" Oonski asks: "Who DIED and made YOU the decider for our team?!" Bulma says: "HELLO!!!! It's called GRADUATING West City College at Age 18 with a 227 I.Q., you might want to TRY doing it sometime!" Kaput says: "I should be the one making sure the pizza goes out finished!" Bulma says: "That's the LAST thing we need, you sabotaging STUFF! Just stick to MY plan, and everything will work out fine!"

Taotie takes Bulma aside in private, to talk to her. Taotie asks: "What did you have in mind?" Bulma says: "You and I will go as SLOW as we possibly can, and make Kaput worried, about how few pizzas are getting made!" Taotie says: "Good! And if THAT doesn't work, I'll speed up the conveyor belts for our team, and Team Retro, just to take them DOWN a notch!" Bulma says: "Good! The less brains competing against us, the better!" Sniz announces: "Teams, get COOKING!!!!" / A montage of the three teams making pizzas is being seen, while Captain Retro looks for Sanjay's clothes! Captain Retro, however, is unaware that a DARK stranger is mysteriously watching him; a dark stranger believed to be LONG gone! During this montage, a familiar song begins to play! /

Genre: New Wave. Sub-Genre: 1980's Techno (Electronic) Pop. Song: "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These.)" Sung by: The Eurythmics! /

Annie Lennox: "Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused. Ooh. Hey, hey. Ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah. Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something. Ooh, ah-ah ah, ah. Ooh, ooh. Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh! Hold your head up, keep your head up, moving on! Hold your head up, moving on, keep your head up, moving on! Hold your head up, moving on, keep your head up, moving on! Hold your head up, moving on, keep your head up! (Violin solo) Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you; some of them want to be abused. Ooh, ah-ah, whoa, oh, who, oh, whoa, ha-ha. Hold your head up, keep your head up, moving on! Hold your head up, moving on, keep your head up, moving on! Hold your head up, moving on, keep your head up, moving on! Hold your head up, moving on, keep your head up! (Violin solo) Ooh, ah-ah, whoa, oh, whoa, oh-oh, ha-ha, ha-ha. Whoa, whoa! Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? Whoa! I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something! Whoa! Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something! Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something! Oh!!!! Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something." / And the epic song ends, as Captain Retro finally finds Sanjay's clothes, but sees the reflection of ANTI-Timmy in a mirror!!!! Captain Retro turns around, but he sees no one!!!!

(Confessional) Captain Retro gasps in shock and says: "Anti-TIMMY still around?! It just can't be POSSIBLE!!!! Can it?! I thought we were over the whole, 'Let us use a decaying Anti-Timmy as a metaphor for how much The Fairly Oddparents has decayed,' and I might add, is CONTINUING to decay, but Anti-Timmy is STILL sticking around?! Either his decay rate is slower than I thought, or he must have a lot of residual magic built up in him from ALL of Timmy's LONG laundry list of BAD wishes! Either way, I hope I'm wrong and just stressed out about the challenge! Because if I'm RIGHT...I REALLY hope I'm WRONG this time!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro rushes back to the restaurant, and hands Sanjay his clothes! Sanjay says: "There you go, found them in the cargo hold! How Kaput thought they would stay hidden there, I don't know, and I don't much care!" Sanjay gets re-dressed and says: "Thank you!" Captain Retro says: "I think I also saw Anti-Timmy still on the plane! Do you know anything about that?" Sanjay says: "No. And Craig doesn't either. If we thought Anti-Timmy was still SOMEHOW alive, we would've told you!" Captain Retro closes his eyes and GASPS in horror!!!! Sanjay says: "What's wrong?!!!" Captain Retro hollowly says: "The WORST development that could've POSSIBLY happened to Anti-Timmy! I CAN'T sense his Aura, because his Aura is COMPLETELY gone!!!! He is essentially, un-dead, or WORSE!!!!"

Sanjay asks: "What could be WORSE than being an un-dead zombie?" Captain Retro says: "Trust me, you DON'T want to know! Let me just say if Anti-Timmy's decay lasts LONG enough, he will get REALLY ugly!!!!" Sanjay says: "Even UGLIER than a zombie?!!!" Captain Retro says: "THOUSANDS of times worse! Basically, imagine Nicki Manaj without any MAKE-UP on!!!!" Sanjay shudders and says: "I LITERALLY shudder to think!" Captain Retro says: "We better go see how our team is doing! We might not be able to help, but at least we can offer emotional support!" / 15 minutes have passed, and Team Retro has scored 50 points, Team Adversity has scored 60 points, while Team S.R.R.R.C. has only scored 20 points! Kaput shouts: "What's the DEAL?!" Taotie says: "I think you know full-well what the deal IS, here!!!!" Kaput asks: "What are you talking about?!!!" Taotie threateningly says: "Don't play DUMB, with ME!!!! You tried to RAT me out and attempted to save yourself TODAY!!!! Did you THINK I wouldn't take it PERSONALLY?!!! Well, you're in for a WORLD of hurt!!!! Because when our team LOSES today, I can personally, guarantee, that YOU will be the one to get the BOOT!!!!" Kaput seriously asks: "How can you guarantee THAT?!!!" Taotie slyly says: "A TRULY evil genius never reveals his secrets!" Kaput angrily says: "I'll show YOU!!!!"

And Kaput fires his laser and Taotie, but he DUCKS!!!! The laser harmlessly BOUNCES off the Dragon Radar hanging on Bulma's belt, but the laser splits off in two and ricochets!!!! One laser hits the FAST lever on Team Retro's conveyor belt, making it BREAK; the other laser hits the FAST lever on Team S.R.R.R.C.'s conveyor belt, making it BREAK!!!! Po nervously shouts: "Speed UP!!" Spongebob asks: "What are you talking...a-bout?!" And the contestants notice the conveyor belts are starting to progressively move FASTER! Suzie quickly says: "You heard him! We have to SPEED up!" And Team Retro tries their best to re-double their efforts, while Team S.R.R.R.C. has an even HARDER time of trying to finish their pizzas, with many pizzas going right PAST them, unfinished! To Bulma, Taotie says: "Looks like I didn't have to break the conveyor belts AFTER all! Kaput did it FOR me!!" Even with Team Retro's earnest effort, a few pizzas start to slip by them unfinished! Craig says: "I can't let those unfinished pizzas go OUT!"

And in a panic, Craig starts to quickly bite the unfinished pizzas down, and eats them right OFF the conveyor belt before they can go in the oven! While Bulma finds this funny, Sanjay grows increasingly WORRIED by this, as Craig continues to EAT unfinished pizzas, with no sign of the conveyor belts slowing anytime soon!!!! Sniz says: "STOP!!!!" And finally, the conveyor belts stop, and everyone collapses in a heap! Sanjay comes in and asks: "Craig, did any unfinished pizzas get BY you?!!!" Craig weakly replies: "I dood it...with my FACE!!!!" And Craig SLINKS in an overstuffed SLUMP!!!! Sanjay cries: "Oh, you POOR, brave Snake! Heaven knows what all that uncooked pizza will do to your digestive system!" Sniz says: "And here's the standings! Team Adversity is currently in the lead with 100 points, Team Retro is second with 70 points, while Team S.R.R.R.C. is limping behind with 40 points. But, there is STILL time to make a come-back! It is TIME for the final portion of the challenge!" / The contestants are ALL seated at a table, with the couples sitting in one big table area, and all the non-couples sitting at another table area!

Sniz says: "Here's the final portion of the challenge! The eating portion! Your first orders are already being prepared, the challenge will begin once they arrive. Remember, you must finish your order in order for points to be accumulated! Fail to consume the order, and you won't score ANY points! You can order again if you are able, but remember; there's only 30 minutes! The highest combined total score at the end of this portion of the challenge, wins first place! (Bell rings!) And here come your first orders, NOW!!!!" And a bunch of Fairy Godparent waiters, led by Jaundissimo Magnifico, come in with the food! Juandissimo says: "Here you are, my fellow amigos and amigas! La Bella Notte! In other words, bon appetite!" Sniz says: "Ready, SET--!!!!" Fondue TRIES to play the accordion in a polka, but he EPIC fails!!!! Sniz says: "Weird Al Yankovic, he isn't! And GO!!!!" /

Heffer says: "We'll catch up to Team Adversity in no time! I ordered 69 slices of pizza!" Gonard says: "Hold up! Bad idea! What if you don't finish all your order?!" Heffer says: "My love for food is ENDLESS! No way is my stomach going to quit! Besides, I've got back-up! Monster ordered 69 slices as well!" Monster says: "I want to see where I stack up as an eater against Heffer!" (Confessional) Heffer says: "I have such ROCKING ideas!" / Monster says: "Heffer has such ROCKING ideas!!!!" / Gonard sighs and says: "Their plan already REEKS of failure already! Glad I ordered just the one plate of spaghetti and meatballs, for now. If I have room, I'll probably order three slices of pizza myself!" (End Confessional) Kaput screams: "Come ON!!!! Bulma, Taotie, is one slice of pizza ALL the two of you are going to EAT, seriously?!!!" Taotie angrily says: "Maybe someone should've cared about MY feelings before DITCHING me up on a stone spear, instead of trying to SAVE himself, like the big, purple alien TURD you ARE!!!!" (Confessional)

Kaput angrily says: "How DARE he call me a turd?!!! A stinky piece of cow pie, maybe! But NOT a turd!!!!" / Bulma says: "I'm merely WATCHING my figure! But this way, I will contribute to my team's performance! I'll be safe! Too bad I can't say the same for Heffer and Monster! If I wasn't such a fan of Taotie's plan, I'd suggest going after them! Oh well, they're bound to get eliminated eventually!" / Taotie chuckles gleefully and says: "Payback doesn't GET any sweeter than THIS!!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Craig hasn't even ordered ANY food yet, and is just groaning in pain! Sanjay asks: "Craig, aren't you getting your second wind yet?!" Craig groans and says: "Sanjay, I have no room for WIND in me! And there's no way I can digest the unfinished pizza in time! I have no more feeling LEFT in my BODY!!!!" And Craig pathetically slithers to the bell of quitters, a fact NOTICED by Team Adversity! Sanjay pleads: "Craig, don't DO it!!!!" And Craig merely uses his head to ring the bell, at only five minutes in! General Barracuda says: "Looks like we got a quitter! Now look, you have NOTHING to be ashamed about...except for being the big fat LOSER that is letting your TEAM down! Now sit outside and wait!!!!" And Craig merely does as he's told! (Confessional)

Sanjay says: "My pal is in SUCH big trouble right now!" / Craig, still over-stuffed, actually CRIES!!!! Craig says: "I'm sorry man, if I thought I could fit SOMETHING else into my body, I would've! But there's no more room in there! I have limits! Even at my best, all I can be...is a snake! I'm so sorry, man!" (End Confessional) Marlene shudders and says: "Poor Sanjay and Craig!" Captain Retro says: "We can't worry about them now! We have to focus on our OWN meals!" Marlene says: "Right! Why did YOU order three pieces of gluten-free pizza?" Captain Retro says: "Two reasons. A, I'm TRYING to avoid any unnecessary carbs in my diet; they're not good for me. B, I don't do the food binge thing anymore, those days are BEHIND me!" Marlene says: "Well, I'll cover for you with the spicy meatball! I can handle ANY kind of hot!" Captain Retro says: "You're certainly doing well! I like a lady who can handle the heat!" Marlene says: "Than you are one lucky dog to have ME!" Captain Retro says: "I certainly am!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Any lady who can handle a spicy meatball, is definitely worth keeping around in my books! And she takes one HOT driver's license picture! You usually have to pay EXTRA for that! I know we'll do well together!" / Marlene says: "Kowalski told me that other than Rico, I am hands down the BEST at consuming spicy foods! Then again, when you have been through as much as I have, you tend to get good at a LOT of things! It's the secret to my many successful endeavors!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Dudley and Chameleon are BOTH enjoying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs! Dudley says: "This is a good night for eating!" Chameleon says: "And I'm eating with you!" Dudley says: "Good ambiance, atmosphere, lighting, and great food, what more could one ASK for?!!!" But Dudley and Chameleon don't NOTICE that their mouths are HOLDING the same piece of spaghetti, and their lips end up touching and meeting!!!! Dudley blushes as he lets Chameleon suck in the remainder! Dudley says: "Sorry about that!" Chameleon sighs and says: "That's okay. You just made my DREAM, come true!" (Confessional) Chameleon says: “And now, I can officially cross off eating spaghetti and meatballs with Dudley off of my dream list”! / Dudley says: "Sometimes, the best things in life happen as total accidents! Falling in love with Chameleon was one thing. But that kiss? I am SO glad it happened that way!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, time is winding down. After finally finishing their one slices, Taotie and Bulma both drop out. This makes Kaput REALLY fuming, as he just downed three slices of pizza! Kaput angrily asks: "What are you DOING?!!!" Taotie says: "Merely giving you a TASTE of your own medicine! Let's see how YOU like it when YOU'RE the one ditched!" Kaput angrily says: "I'm ordering the spicy MEATBALL!!!!" And everyone gasps in shock! Buhdeuce says: "Kaput, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. The meatball is as big as YOU are! How can you EAT it?!!!" Kaput says: "Maybe I just don't WANT us to lose! I'd rather try and fight, then just let someone ELSE decide my fate for me!" Buhdeuce notices that he's the same size as Kaput, too! Buhdeuce has already eaten three slices of pizza, but he seriously says: "I'm ordering the spicy meatball, TO!!!!" And everyone gasps in shock again! Buhdeuce says: "This is for YOU, Sway-Sway!" (Confessional)

Taotie says: "Kaput is BLUFFING!!!! He won't finish that spicy meatball, not in 15 minutes! He probably can't take the heat anyways! But if he's determined to make it HARD for me to eliminate him, I'm HAPPY to oblige!" / Buhdeuce says: "My mom says that I could've been a male model, like my dad, or Rocko. But I wanted to make a positive influence in the lives of my fellow ducks! And if I can help make their day better by delivering bread, than that's what I want to do! I will prove my worth as a Breadwinner, and show EVERYONE that I'm not just 'Breadwinner number two.' (He suddenly realizes the negative implication of this.) I...totally don't mean it in a DIRTY way, or anything! Our show REALLY needs to get BETTER WRITERS!!!!" / Kaput angrily says: "You want WAR, Taotie?! I can give IT, to you!! And to paraphrase General Sherman from the American Civil War; 'All War is HECK!!!!'" (End Confessional) Jaundissimo says: "Two SPICY meatballs!!!!" And a spicy meatball comes out for Buhdeuce, and Kaput! Dudley and Chameleon, who have both ordered two slices of pizza, see what Buhdeuce and Kaput are willing to tackle! Chameleon says: "They sure are brave!" Dudley says: "I just hope their bravery doesn't give them indigestion, or bad gas! REALLY not a fan of gas jokes! They are ONLY funny, if they are NOT happening to you!" Chameleon nods his head and says: "No argument, there." And while Buhdeuce and Kaput try their hardest to down the spicy meatballs, Heffer and Monster are slowing down!

Gonard, who has finished his plate of spaghetti and meatballs, and three slices of pizza, gets worried! Gonard says: "Don't QUIT, you guys! You're almost there! You both have just three more SLICES! Heffer and Monster are BOTH groaning in pain! Heffer asks: "Who knew you could have too much of a good thing?!" Monster says: "My love for bacon pizza...can't overide... the pain in my stomach!" And they both collapse in exhaustion! Oonski shouts: "Did anyone SAY you coule quit?!!! You are DEAD to ME as heavy hitters!" Heffer weakly says: "We should've...only ordered...66 slices!" Monster weakly says: "Live and learn!"

Meanwhile, time is fast winding down, as most contestants have finished eating, and there's only five minutes left! Bulma looks worried, as she looks at Kaput and his dish! Bulma says: "Taotie, he's finished 77% of the dish! He's going to make it!" Taotie says: "Than what we need is a diversion!!!!" Taotie goes up to Oonski, who has downed three plates of spaghetti and meatballs, and three slices of pizza! And is about to start on a spicy meatball! Taotie says: "Oonski, throw your food at Kaput and I'll owe you big time!" Oonski asks: "What did you have in mind?" Taotie says: "10% of any prize money that I win!" Oonski seriously asks: "SERIOUSLY?!!! That's not enough to perk up my interests! I could get that more easily from my traditional Viking voyages! Make it 20%, and you've got a deal!!!!" Taotie seriously thinks about this and says: "Deal!" Oonski says: "Than you've GOT a deal!!!!" And Oonski THROWS his giant meatball at Kaput, and it HITS him in the MOUTH!!!! Kaput has actually managed to CATCH the giant meatball in his mouth COMPLETELY, but Kaput STRUGGLES to choke the mammoth meatball down!!!! Kaput says: "Come ON!!!! Digest!!!!" Taotie mocks: "Having dietary problems?!!!" Kaput says: "I've eaten cakes BIGGER than this!" Stimpy says: "Speaking of, I wish we were in Finland. I hear they're making the world's biggest cake over there!" Reggie says: "Ooh! What flavor?!" Stimpy says: "Who CARES?!!! It's CAKE!!!!"

Meanwhile, it boils down to the last minute, and Kaput is STRUGGLING to fit all of the giant Spicy meatball in his body, and Buhdeuce is DETERMINED to finish his! Buhdeuce says: "You've almost GOT it! Just one more BITE!!!!" Kaput struggles as he says: "I will CONQUER this!!!!" And he actually MANAGES to fit the thrown giant meatball into his body! Taotie gasps in shock and says: "WOW! I didn't think he could actually DO it!!!!" But Kaput gasps in SHOCK, as the heat and spices of the meatball hit him inside all at once, and the amount of meat causes HIS clothes to completely burst apart! Kaput screams: "Soda!!!! I need soda!!!! NOW!!!!" And he grabs the BIGGEST pitcher of root beer that he can, and pours it ALL into his mouth, helping with the digestion process! Meanwhile, he hears all of Team S.R.R.R.C. laughing at him! Kaput asks: "What do YOU have to laugh about?!!! Haven't you ever SEEN a naked, light purple alien before?!!! You're acting like immature brats at kindergarten!" And Buhdeuce says: "And...DONE!!!!" And a buzzer sounds, as time has run out! Sniz says: "And it's OVER!!!! The time is OVER!!!! It's time to tally up the scores for all the teams!" /

Sniz says: "Shame, shame, shame! A sadder collection of lightweights I have never seen! One contestant grows too big for his clothes, three of them can't finish a single order, one throws an order, and another chokes down an order that isn't even his! All in all, I have to say...it was FANTASTIC television!!!! Talk about the excellent ratings! Team S.R.R.R.C. finished with 80 points in that portion, Team Retro finished with 57 points in that portion, and Team Adversity scored the highest! They all consumed a spicy meatball, which earns them a WHOPPING 120 points! We add that in to your earlier scores, and Team S.R.R.R.C. finishes last with 120 points, Team Retro finishes second with 127 points, and Team Adversity finishes first with a WHOPPING 220 points!" Kaput does the calculations and says: "Wait a minute! I ATE a whole spicy meatball! Our team should be in SECOND place!" Sniz says: "True, but you didn't eat your OWN spicy meatball order! If you had, your team WOULD be in second place! But since you ate Oonski's order, that doesn't count. It HAD to be your own order, which YOU didn't FINISH!!!!" Kaput angrily says: "Troglodytes!!!!" Sniz says: "Team S.R.R.R.C., your team will face the first elimination ceremony! Team Adversity, you get to decide who leaves from Team Retro!" / Before the elimination ceremony, Taotie goes up to Harvey! Taotie says: "Listen, Harvey. I'm sorry I didn't remember your name before. I was busy thinking about the challenge." Harvey asks: "Really?"

Taotie says: "Sure! I know how much you want to get rid of Kaput, right?!" Harvey says: "Of course I do! He's a bad guy! And bad guys don't deserve to go far in the competition!" Taotie says: "Than how about teaming up to vote off Kaput?! He will NEVER see it coming!!!!" Harvey suspiciously asks: "Well, why should I trust YOU to keep your word?! You've only ever addressed ME two times total, including THIS time!" Taotie says: "I'll keep my word. If I'm actually LYING about the two of us voting off Kaput, I hope I get struck by LIGHTNING!!!!" Taotie waits, but nothing happens! Taotie asks: "See?!!!" Harvey says: "Sorry I doubted you!" Taotie says: "We vote off Kaput, and everyone else will be told how to vote as well!" Harvey says: "Thank you, I'm looking forward to tonight!" Taotie chuckles gleefully, as he whispers: "So do I, SAP!!!!" / At the first elimination ceremony, it's Team S.R.R.R.C. who faces the first elimination ceremony! Sniz says: "Team named after me, your team is currently 13 contestants. After this elimination, it will be only 12. Why? I've only got 12 bags of popcorn, that's why! You will receive a bag of popcorn if your name is called. If you don't receive a bag of popcorn, you must take the drop of shame, no matter WHO you are! Sorry! It's time to vote!"

(Confessional) Taotie chuckles as he stamps Kaput's pass-port! Taotie says: "Don't worry, I'm keeping my word to Harvey, but he's about to be blindsided anyways!" / Gonard, unsure, stamps Harvey's pass-port. Gonard says: "Sorry. This isn't really the place for an eight year old, even one as skilled as Harvey!" / Kaput angrily stamps Taotie's pass-port and says: "Nobody messes with THIS alien conqueror! I'll show YOU!!!!" / Keswick says: "I guess I got to do the smart thing and vote off Harvey. He's only going to slow us down." And he stamps Harvey's pass-port. / Oonski stamps Harvey's pass-port, and Oonski says: "I have no time to be worried about little kids like you!" / Harvey happily stamps Kaput's pass-port and says: "I'll be glad to see YOU gone!" / A montage of the other Team S.R.R.R.C. contestants are seen, unsure, but still stamping Harvey's passport. / Finally, Bulma enters, and she says: "The plan worked perfectly! I don't even need to USE my secret THIS time!" And she stamps Harvey's pass-port. (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to reveal, who gets to stay. Zarbon! Dudley, Chameleon, Bulma, Keswick, Gonard, Buhdeuce! Oonski, Heffer, Monster!" Kaput looks at Taotie and says: "KER-LECH!" As Kaput makes a slashing motion across his throat! Sniz suddenly shouts: "Taotie!!!!" And Kaput gasps in SHOCK, as he looks at Taotie!!!! Kaput says: "You WOULDN'T dare!!!!" Taotie asks: "Try me!" Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!!!!" Kaput looks extremely worried about his chances, but Harvey looks extremely confident about HIS chances!!!!

But Sniz suddenly shouts: "Kaput!!!!" Harvey gasps in shock: "WHAT?!!! I-I don't understand! I thought I was doing so well! Taotie, you PROMISED me that EVERYONE would be voting off Kaput!!!!" Taotie says: "Oh, I'm SORRY!!!! I only PROMISED that you and I would vote off Kaput!! Did I not make that PERFECTLY clear to you when I was telling you about the plan?!" Bulma says: "If it's any consolation, you probably would've become a threat to MY genius if given the chance! I HAD to cut you OUT!!!!" Gonard pats a sad Harvey on the back. Gonard says: "Don't worry Harvey, there's always next time!" Harvey grabs his parachute and says: "Guys, my show is only going to do better from here on out! I may be going down, but my show can only go...UP!!!!" And he jumps out of the plane and pulls his parachute, floating down to safety! / Then, Team Retro is waiting for Team Adversity to come in with their voting results! Spongebob says: "This is what it all boils down to! Which one of us will have to take the plunge?!" Norbert says: "Whoever it is, we'll find out soon enough!" Sniz says: "Team Retro, you came in second, but it's a hollow second place finish. So here you are, at the mercy of Team Adversity! You have no idea who they voted for! But I do! I have got 15 contestants, but only 14 bags of popcorn! It's time to reveal who will remain here, as a contestant, in this game!"

Sniz says: "Captain Retro! Marlene, Stimpy, Rocko, Reggie, Po, Tigress, Norbert, Sanjay, Robot, Globitha, Suzie, Spongebob!" Daggett and Craig look at each other nervously, as they are the only two left! Sniz says: "Down to one! And here to give you the official verdict, is Team Adversity themselves!" And Team Adversity steps out, as Wally reads out the results! Wally says: "It is in our unanimous, unbiased opinion, that Craig Slithers Patel, was the weakest contestant in Team Retro, and we therefore, all unanimously have given him the boot from the game!" Sniz says: "And that means Daggett gets the last bag of popcorn!" Sanjay hugs Craig, and Sanjay cries! Sanjay says: "I'm so sorry, dude!" Craig says: "I know! But you can do this! I know you can! You have an amazing mind, you can use it to accomplish anything! Now go, and make me PROUD, man!" Sanjay says: "I'll try!" Craig grabs his parachute and nervously says: "I hope I don't lose my dinner on the way down!" Craig jumps, and despite not having any hands or feet, manages to open up his parachute! Craig shouts: "BYE!!!!" / Sniz says: "And that wraps up another episode! We are down to 38 contestants! Our travels are truly global, and we'll stop at another exciting place next time, on Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!"

/ Epilogue: Bulma takes Taotie into the back of the "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" plane, in the cargo area! Taotie says: "Our plan succeeded just like we wanted it to! Kaput now knows the meaning of FEAR, and that annoying little BRAT is out of the game! Things are going just swimmingly for us!" Bulma says: "They sure are! And I didn't even have to USE my secret to help us WIN this time!" Taotie says: "I AM curious! Just what IS your secret?!" Bulma smiles, and slyly says: "A little something I like to call...WINNER'S insurance!!!!" And she reveals ANTI-Timmy in a cage!!!! Taotie gasps and says: "Anti-Timmy?!!! I thought he was gone!!!!" Bulma says: "Thanks to me, he's not! I found him flat on the ground on Brazil! And I thought to myself, 'Now, what kind of a person, would leave a perfectly good tool for winning the whole game, just laying around?!!!' I smuggled him back in the plane, and I've been keeping him alive with scientific injections of my strongest formulas! That's why the Fairy Godparents won't detect him, because he operates at the EXACT opposite frequency that THEY do!" Taotie says: "Excellent!!!!" Bulma says: "I warn you though, I've done the calculations, and even MY injections won't keep Anti-Timmy around forever! Eventually, he will be too far gone for even ME to keep alive!" Taotie says: "No matter! I thought I lost my tool to achieving victory, but you've been keeping him safe and alive all this time! You're WAY smarter than you look, and you looked pretty SMART to begin with!" Bulma says: "Naturally! Everything is going according to plan!!!!" /

Episode Notes: It is revealed in this episode, that Bulma has secretly KNOWN that Anti-Timmy has still been alive all this time, because SHE is the one keeping him alive! First time that both Taotie and Kaput have tried to betray each other, and it WON'T be the last! Harvey Beaks, as the only representative from his show, gets eliminated with this episode. Craig also gets eliminated with this episode, making Sanjay the only representative from "Sanjay and Craig" representing their show. /

Personal Notes: Even though my episodes are now supposed to be hour long affairs, this one went on a little longer than I wanted to. I wanted to make sure I got down everything I wanted to get down, while I still could! I really, LIKE Harvey Beaks as a character, and I like his show. The problem is, his show is STILL so young! It's hard to expand on his character, when his show doesn't even have one full season under its belt! Despite Harvey's lack of experience, I think he did very well for himself in spite of the circumstances! And the reason for Craig's elimination, is to give Sanjay a drive to win. Just like Sway-Sway had to go in order for Buhdeuce to grow as a character, so did Craig have to leave in order for Sanjay to grow as a character. Besides, I can't have TWO different characters named Craig making the final five TWICE! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

Karaoke Knight

It was a quiet Friday night in Coastal Falls, and the Gymnasium and Juice Bar was hosting a karaoke night. Tables had been set up at various spots, and a karaoke machine, along with a projector to display the lyrics of whatever song the participant had chosen. At one table sat Naruto, Toby, Usagi, Lettuce, and Pinkie, each with a different drink. Naruto had some iced tea, Usagi diet soda, Toby with some root beer, Lettuce was drinking a cola float, and Pinkie was sipping a vanilla milkshake. The five were idly chatting away about whatever they had been feeling like, mostly discussing what songs they were planning to perform this night. As they did, the event's emcee, a nice fellow by the name of Jimmy who was a short and skinny 20-something wearing a heavy metal band T-shirt, called for everyone's attention: "Our first guest of the night is a nice kid named Lettuce, performing his favorite song, 'Pepper', as originally performed by the Butthole Surfers! Let's give him a hand, folks!" 

Seeing that was his cue, Lettuce got up from his seat and gave a small chuckle, "All righty guys," he greeted. "Nice to see you all here tonight. Sing along if you know this one." And with that, he began to sing, er, rap:

"Marky got with Sharon, and Sharon got Sharise.

She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease.

Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist.

They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas.

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain, and then he lost his leg in Dallas;

he was dancin' with a train.

They were all in love with dyin', they were drinkin' from a fountain

that was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain."

And with that, Lettuce began to sing:

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.

Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies.

Ya never know just how you look through other people's eyes."

And then another rap verse:

"Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes,

some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes,

some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain

that is pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain."

Followed by the chorus:

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies.
Ya never know just how you look through other people's eyes."

Which was followed by ANOTHER rap verse, but preceded by the first and last two lines of the chorus played in reverse:

"Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic, 

Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus.

Then there was the ever-present football player rapist.

They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas.

Pauly caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg.

Well, it shoulda been a better shot, he got him in the head.

They were all in love with dyin', they were drinkin' from a fountain

that was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain."

Followed by the last chorus:

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.

Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies.

Ya never know just how you look through other people's eyes."

With that, the song finished, and Jimmy congratulated him: "And that was our first guest tonight, folks! Give it up for Lettuce!" This was met with cheers from most, but silence from Lettuce's friends, who were simply astonished that he'd sing a song with such odd and somewhat demented lyrics. 

"Hey guys!" Lettuce greeted as the next performer went on stage. "What'd you guys think of my singing?"

"It was...nice, I guess." Usagi said, drinking her soda.

"Pretty cool." Toby said, smirking.

"You were FANTASTIC!" Pinkie shouted, hugging her friend tightly, so much that he was nearly choking. When that was said and done, the four of them noticed that Naruto hadn't spoken a word, the teen ninja simply was sipping his iced tea, not paying attention. When he felt that he was being watched, Naruto simply pulled his lips away from his glass, and looked at his friends.

"Why are you staring at me?" he commented rather dryly, unamused at being gawked at.

"We wanted to know what you thought of the song I sang." Lettuce responded, grinning slightly in hopes of gaining his leader's approval.

"Honestly?" Naruto replied. "Your singing is good, but your song choice, I'm not so sure about."

"What do you mean?" Lettuce asked, somewhat curious to hear Naruto's opinion.

"Well...it just isn't very appropriate, y'know?" Naruto said, trying as best as he could to not hurt the penguin's feelings

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"...Again, what do you mean? Like, I understand there are families attending this event, but it's all in good fun." Lettuce repeated, making a good point. 

"Exactly my point." Naruto argued, taking another swig of his tea. "There are families here, and songs like that shouldn't be heard by kids, at least not at that age."

"Whoa, since when did you get preachy and all moralistic?" Toby said, noting how odd Naruto was acting.

Usagi and Pinkie interrupted all three with a simultaeneous "SHUSH!". The three boys looked at the two girls and kept silent. 

"Look, you guys all make good points." Usagi began. "But you three don't need to argue about it."

"Usagi's right." Pinkie said, not her usual happy self for the moment but relaxed yet firm. "Naruto, there are families here, but didn't you see the sign nearby?" she asked, pointing a hoof near the sign that read FAMILIES: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT SONGS YOUR KIDS SING, NO MATTER HOW COARSE OR VULGAR. THAT IS ON YOUR OWN TERMS. Naruto nodded. "And Lettuce, some ponies and people may not be comfortable with the stuff you sing. You have to understand that, OK?" Lettuce nodded. Finally, Pinkie turned towards Toby. "Toby, I know you didn't mean to get angry, but it really isn't your job to say if Naruto is being preachy or not. It's rude and really just isn't nice. Understand?" 

With a slow nod from Toby, the argument ended just as swiftly as it came, and Pinkie's bouncy joyful self was just as quick to return. With that settled, the five were deciding on who should sing next. After a bit of debating, it was decided Naruto and Toby would do a duet together. After picking their song (Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd), the two got up on stage, and began to sing, with Naruto going first:

"Hello? 

Is there anybody in there?

 Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?

Come on...now, I hear you're feelin' down. 

Well, I can ease the pain, and get you on your feet again. 

Relax, I need some information first.

 Just the basic facts: can you show me where it hurts?"

Then Toby came in:

"There is no pain; you are receding.

A distant ship smoke on the horizon.

You are only coming through in waves.

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're sayin'.

When I was a child, I had a fever. 

My hands felt just like two balloons.

Now I've got that feelin' once again.

I can't explain, you would not understand; this is not how I am.

I have become comfortably numb." 

Naruto then came in again:

"OK, just a little pinprick.

There'll be no more-" Toby proceeded to do an 'Ah-ah-aaah' note. 

"But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up? 

I do believe it's working...good. 

That'll keep you going through the show, 

now come on, it's time to go."

And with that, Toby came in with the final verse/chorus:

"There is no pain, you are receding.

A distant ship smoke on the horizon.

You are only coming through in waves.

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're sayin'.

When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse

out of the corner of my eye.

I turned to look, but it was gone.

I cannot put my finger on it now,

the child has grown; the dream has gone.

I have become comfortably numb."

Toby then proceeded to close out the performance with an air guitar solo that got some positive reception from the crowd. With that, finished, the two boys went back to their seats as Jimmy introduced the next performer: Blackhawk, who was singing Lola by the Kinks

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With a cough, Blackhawk looked at the audience, and began thusly:

"I met her in a club down in North Soho

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

C-O-L-A cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy

But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night

Under electric candlelight

She picked me up and sat me on her knee

And said, 'Little boy won't you come home with me?'

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy

But when I looked in her eyes

Well, I almost fell for my Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away, I walked to the door

I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees

I looked at her, and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay

And I always want it to be that way for my Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls

It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world

Except for Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I left home just a week before

And I've never ever kissed a woman before

But Lola smiled and took me by the hand

And said, 'Little boy, gonna make you a man'

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

And so is Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola..."

With a few cheers, Blackhawk grinned. "Thank you, thank you! It's good to sing for you guys." And with that, Blackhawk got off the stage and sat back in his seat, next to Bash and Smash. The latter had only come here on Blackhawk's suggestion, and they looked like they'd be anywhere but here. Nonetheless, their friend/mentor urged them to pick a song, and go up on stage. 

"All righty, so what are we performin', Smash?" Bash questioned.

The thin swallow shrugged. "I dunno, what do you wanna sing?"

"Hmmm..." Bash thought about this for a second, mentioning the first song that came to his mind. "Bad Romance?"

Smash slowly raised an eyebrow. "Wow, Bashy, never knew you was into Gaga."

"...I'm not, you featherbrain." Bash replied, smacking his fellow bird on the back of the head in a Gibbs-style fashion. "I'm just suggesting it since it's what popped into my head."

"OK, OK, geez..." Smash replied. "Which version are we doing: original, or Artist vs Poet?"

"Hmmm..." Bash pondered, putting a feather to his chin. "Gotta go with Artist vs Poet, just because it's more awesome."

"All right then, let's do this!" Smash said, as Jimmy came up om stage once again. 

"And now we have Bash and Smash performing Bad Romance by Artist vs Poet!" the emcee announced, while Lettuce, Naruto, and Toby let out a collective groan.

With that, Bash and Smash took two microphones and began to sing:

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Caught in a bad romance

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Gaga oh-la-la!

Want your bad romance

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Gaga ooh-la-la!

Want your bad romance

I want your ugly

I want your disease

I want your everything

As long as it's free

I want your love

Love-love-love

I want your love

I want your drama

The touch of your hand

I want your leather studded kiss in the sand

I want your love

Love-love-love, I want your love (Love-love-love, I want your love)

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

I want it bad

Your bad romance

I want your love and

I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)

I want your love and

All your lovers revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!

Caught in a bad romance

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Gaga ooh-la-la!

Want your bad romance

I want your horror

I want your design

'Cause you're a criminal

As long as your mine

I want your love

Love-love-love

I want your love

I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick

Want you in my rear window

Baby you're sick, I want your love

Love-love-love, I want your love (Love-love-love, I want your love)

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

I want it bad, bad romance

I want your love and

I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh!)

I want your love and

All your lovers revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!

Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!

Caught in a bad romance

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Gaga ooh-la-la!

Want your bad romance

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Gaga oh-la-la!

Want your bad romance

Walk, walk fashion baby, work it move that bitch crazy

Walk-walk fashion baby, work it move that bitch crazy

Walk-walk fashion baby, work it move that bitch crazy

Walk-walk passion baby, work it I'm a free bitch baby

I want your love

And I want your revenge

I want your love

I don't wanna be friends

(J'veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche j'veux ton amour)

I don't wanna be friends, I don't wanna be friends

I don't wanna be friends, I don't wanna be friends

Want your bad romance (caught in a bad romance) want your bad romance

I want your love and

I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh!)

I want your love and

All your lovers revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Want your bad romance

Caught in a bad romance

Want your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Want your bad romance

Caught in a bad romance

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Gaga ooh-la-la!

Want your bad romance!"

Meanwhile, on the Diabolic, Emperor Diabolica and his cronies were watching the entire event proceed via the magic screen Circe had created. "BAH!" the Emperor roared. "I DESPISE KARAOKE!" he complained.

"Why?" Circe inquired, eating some nachos she'd conjured up, while Kraky was busy mopping the floor. 

"BECAUSE I CAN! DO I NEED A REASON?!" Diabolica snapped, grabbing a handful of Circe's nachos and crunching down on them, despite her angry squeals of protest. 

"My lord, if I may suggest," Vipera piped up, filing her fangs as she observed the screen. "Why not create a Bloodbeast, and send it down like usual?"

"Wonderful idea!" Diabolica proclaimed. "Speaking of which, where is Drako?"

"Oh, he's finishing hooking Baphomet up to the blood-drawing machine in his workshop." Kraky said.

"Did I say you could talk?!" Diabolica shouted.

"N-no, sire, I was just answering-" Kraky stammered.

"THEN GET BACK TO MOPPING!" Diabolica snapped, then went into Drako's lab, where the wizardly lizard and Baphomet were waiting. The latter was hooked up to a device that was simple in construction: one or two needles pointed at his body, connected to drips that deposited blood in vials used for Bloodbeast rituals. 

"My Emperor, I present my latest invention: the Bloodletter 2000. It draws blood so that I can use it for Bloodbeast creation." To demonstrate, Drako pricked Baphomet with the needles, drawing the right mount of blood needed to fill a vial. With that done, Drako set the vial on his workbench, where a symbol resembling a wisp with a circle drawn in the middle had been carved. Immediately he began chanting: "Filiorum tenebrarum, et affer mihi animam ut materia in plano." As he did so, the vial seemed to pulsate briefly, then stopped. Once the soul was infused into the blood, Drako turned to his master, awaiting the usual Bloodbeast request. 

"I want a Bloodbeast that uses music as its weapon!" Diabolica said. "And make it snappy!" 

"Ah, well I know just the one you need." Drako said, moving over to the statuette shelves and picking out what looked like a speaker with bulky arms and legs, with a horned medieval knight's helmet on top of it. Pouring the blood on the statuette, it transformed into a large, robotic...thing, coated in a shiny silver alloy, and wielding a strange combination of microphone and sword. "My lord, introducing the Karaoke Knight. He has the power to manipulate sound waves, and with his Singing Sword, he is able to cause people to sing uncontrollably."

"Perfect." Diabolica said, rubbing his hands together in glee. "Go, Karaoke Knight! Spread your music to those on Core Earth! If those meddling Power Rangers try to interfere, DESTROY THEM!"

"Yes, my Emperor!" Karaoke Knight replied in a deep and bassy voice, which echoed from within his helmet. Saluting briefly, the monster teleported down to Coastal Falls, onto a street with a few people. Almost immediately, he began attacking, using sound waves to knock people over ans terrify them, as well as showing off what his Singing Sword could do. Turning to a random man and woman, the knight proceeded to do a 'bang' motion while pointing the Sword at the couple. Immediately, a blast fired at them, and they began to sing a cheesy showtune about their love...which turned into something of horror and despair when they realized they couldn't stop singing. In a panic, they along with the rest of the Knight's victims, ran off; this had the advantage of clearing the street for the inevitable battle.

Meanwhile, back at the Gym, the five Rangers were having a good old time, drinking soda, discussing who was gonna sing next, and just chatting. Their relaxation, however, was interrupted by a certain tone from the Power Watches. Seeing that the calm and fun Friday evening they had planned would have to be on hold, they made sure that no one would notice that they'd be gone. Once out of the building, Lettuce answered the call. "We read you, Omnus."

"And I read you, Rangers. It seems Emperor Diabolica has sent down a new monster near your location. You, of course, know what to do."

"Right." Lettuce said. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"

"MULTIVERSE, SAVE CORE EARTH!" the other four joined in.

"ANKYLOSAURUS!"

"TRICERATOPS!"

"STEGOSAURUS!"

"HADROSAURUS!"

"TYRANNOSAURUS!"

Now morphed, the Rangers teleported to the Karaoke Knight's location, and readied themselves for battle.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Power Rangers?" the Knight greeted.  "I hope you enjoy my performance. It's going to be a BLAST!" And, as if on cue, the Knight let out a loud BWOOMPH from his speaker, knocking the Rangers out of their battle stances. With loud grunts of pain, the five heroes tumbled to the ground.

"Well, at least we know what we're dealing with now. A robot that uses soundwaves." Naruto stated.

"Yeah. Large and powerful soundwaves, too!" Usagi noted.

"But wait, there's more!" the Karaoke Knight proclaimed in the style of television product sellers. "Act now, and you'll get a blast from my Singing Sword!" At this, the Knight fired a blast from his sword at the Rangers. Thankfully, they quickly dodged it, resulting in an explosion where they once were. 

"This guy's impossible to fight!" Lettuce said.

"...From the front." Naruto said, getting an idea.

"Huh?" Toby asked.

"He's impossible to fight from the front." Naruto explained. "Think about it: before we could attack, he fired a blast of sound at us, and then he used that sword of his. But if we attack him from behind..."

"...Then we can defeat him." Toby finished.

"Or at least try to." Lettuce pointed out. "What if we have to keep dodging his attacks, and keep going back and forth?"

"Good point." Naruto said. "We'll just try out what I suggested, and if worse comes to worse, we can try a new tactic."

"Right!" the others proclaimed, getting up. They reformed into battle position, waiting for the right time to strike.

"Oh, goody! You've woken up from your naps!" the Karaoke Knight taunted, clapping his hands with glee. "Are you ready for more playtime?"

"We aren't playing any games!" Naruto responded, pointing an accusatory finger at the Knight. "And the only one who's gonna be taking a nap is you: a dirt nap, that is!" This earned him a few stares from the other Rangers. "Sorry." he whispered. "That's all I could come up with."

With that settled, Naruto silently urged his teammates to teleport behind the Knight, much to his surprise and confusion. "Hey...where'd you Power Punies go?" he asked, trying to turn around so that he could find them. Given his shape and mass, however, this was effectively impossible. And it was just what the Rangers needed. 

With a shout of "BANZAAAAAI!" , Lettuce proceeded to launch himself at the Karaoke Knight's back, rolling his flipper into s fist. This resulted in not only just a smsll explosion and some sparks, but also for the Knight to fall over forwards. Seeing an opportunity to strike their foe while he was down, the Rangers decided that their next, and best, course of action was to summon their Power Weapons. Summoning them, Naruto looked at his teammates, silently asking if they were ready. With a nod, they readied the weapons, and waited for the cue.

"FIRE BLADE!"

"WATER AX!"

"EARTH MACE!"

"WIND STAFF!"

"DIAMOND BOOMERANG!"

With each strike from the weapons, the Karaoke Knight grew weaker and weaker until he exploded from the impacts. 
From his ship, Emperor Diabolica was absolutely livid. "I'll punish Drako later." he muttered. "For now, however...FORCES OF CHAOS! MAKE MY BLOODBEAST GROOOOW!" At Diabolica's command, a red bolt of lightning struck where the Karaoke Knight once was, causing it to grow to giant size. The Rangers sloely looked up, and knew that, as usual, they'd have to fight the monster using the Multimegazord. 

"WE NEED DINOZORD POWER NOW!" they shouted in unison, summoning the Dinozords, and boarding them. Once they did, each of them confirmed that they were ready to form the Multimegazord.

"Better red than dead!" Naruto said.

"Locked, loaded and ready!" Toby confirmed.

"I'm a green, mean monster-fightin' machine!" Lettuce replied.

"Ready!" Usagi piped up.

"Ready to rock!" Pinkie chimed in.

Once the Rangers were ready, the Zords' onboard computer systems began the Multimegazord transformation: "Multimegazord sequence has been activated." When the transformation was finished, it was concluded with the statement of "Multimegazord sequence complete". 

Ready to face their enemy, it was Lettuce who quickly realized that the same problmss that were in the first fight were just as likely to appear here, if not more so.

"Wait, guys." he said, looking at his friends. "He has that Singing Sword, right? We're outmatched."

"Lettuce's right." Usagi said. "I think we're gonna need the Power Sword for this one."

Naruto nodded. "SUMMON POWER SWORD!" he commanded, the weapon appearing directly into the Megazord's hands.

"Well, I appreciate you making this a fair fight, Rangers." the Knight congratulated. "But I'm afraid you're still outmatched." Before the Multimegazord could react, the Knight slashed it with the Singing Sword, causing sparks to fly from the giant robot. "That was just a warm up; the real fun's about to begin!" The Knight proceeded to unleash another soundwave at the Multimegazord, who attempted to block it with the Power Sword, as if to protect itself. Almost immediately, the Knight was hit with his own weapon, as if it had been reflected back at him. "Hey! What's the big idea, using my soundwaves against me?!" he said, being knocked back.

This gave the Rangers an idea: maybe they could use the reflection of sound to their advantage. Wasting no time, the Multimegazord began to wail on the Karaoke Knight, slashing at him repeatedly with the Power Sword. When the Knight countered with his own weapon, the Multimegazord promptly snatched it out of his hands, and proceeded to break it. In half. "NO! MY SINGING SWORD! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" the Knight shouted, charging up another soundwave attack. The Multimegazord simply held up the Power Sword in a blocking motion, and waited. The Knight launched his attack...and was once again knocked back by the reflection. The Multimegazord repeatedly struck the Knight in the face with the Power Sword, and kicked him onto his back. Raising its arms, the Multimegazord brought the sword down onto the Knight's speaker, causing him to explode once again. Victory theirs once more, the Rangers disengaged from their giant mech, demorphed, and teleported back to the Gym, no one any the wiser.

Sometime later, Blackhawk was talking to the five, or rather three, as Usagi and Pinkie weren't there. They were yp on stage, getting ready to perform a duet. "So that's what Lola is about, huh? I always though it was just your usual love song. Speaking of songs, what are your friends gonna be performing up there?"

Lettuce sighed and said, "Wannabe by the Spice Girls."

"Oh, come on, the Spice Girls aren't that bad." Blackhawk replied. 

"Shut up," Toby said, shushing Blackhawk. "They're about to start."

Usagi nnd Pinkie had agreed to share the verses, with Usagi going first, Pinkie going next, bsck and forth. They were, however, going to sing the chorus together. And this was how it went:

"Ha ha ha ha ha 

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

If you want my future, forget my past

If you wanna get with me, better make it fast

Now don't go wasting my precious time

Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah 

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

(Gotta get with my friends)

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real 

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

(Gotta get with my friends)

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

(You've got to give)

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So, here's a story from A to Z

You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully

We got Em in the place who likes it in your face

You got G like MC who likes it on a

Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady

And as for me, ha you'll see

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

(Gotta get with my friends)

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

(You've got to give)

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover

You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta

Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever) 

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and wind it all around 

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and zigazig ah

If you wanna be my lover."

Their performance gained wide applause, with both girls smiling widely. "They like us! They really like us!" Pinkie said, turning to Usagi.

"Yeah! This must be what being famous feels like!" Usagi responded, hugging the pony as they showered in the acclaim. 

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Notes:

-Originally, this was going to be a full-on musical episode, with 2-3 numbers for everyone in the cast, all pulled from different bands and artists. The plot would have been somewhat different, with the Rangers investigating why everyone is breaking out into song, themselves included. The Karaoke Knight would have been a more sympathetic villain who wouldn't have understood that what he was doing (that being using his Singing Sword to make the city into his ideal musical) was wrong, and he'd ask the Rangers to kill him upon this realization. I realized that such a large and ambitious project would have taken up too much time, and I would've been burned out as a result. Thus, I restricted all musical numbers to the beginning and ending of the episode, and made the Karaoke Knight your typical monster-of-the-week. Nonetheless, I still had fun writing this episode, and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

[4EverGreen]

This episode has been edited for content and time. / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to the historic city, of Pisa, Italy, for a contest about making pizzas, then eating them, along with OTHER Italian foods! But before we could even get there, Tigress found out that someone was being NAUGHTY!!!! That's right! She found out Kaput had stolen Sanjay's clothes in order to humiliate him, and ripped the beard off of Oonski the Great, to humiliate him! Kaput, desperate to save his own skin, ratted out to Tigress, that it was ALL Taotie's idea! Not your best move THERE, Kaput! Bulma found Taotie hanging from a stone spear held by a stone statue, and freed him! Bulma offered Taotie a really good deal, the ability to eliminate ANYONE he wanted! Taotie, decided to teach Kaput a lesson in fear! And because Harvey Beaks refused to help Taotie down from the statue, Bulma convinced almost everyone, to vote off Harvey Beaks! While she is very SMART; I HIGHLY question her moral choices! Meanwhile, Team Retro made a deal with Team Adversity, depending on who came in first or in second, because two teams had to send an eliminated contestant off of the plane. Team Adversity kept their word, and voted off who they thought, was the weakest contestant on Team Retro! And so, with a stomach full of uncooked pizza, it was Craig Slithers, who had to take the drop of shame, off the plane! We are down to 38 contestants, and our travels are going to take us to a very SMALL country, but with VERY fast speeds! Who will win BIG?!!! Who will race FAST?!!! Who will get eliminated?!!! Find out for yourselves on another fully automated episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! Let's race!!!!" /

"Stand Back Stanley, in San Marino!!!!" / Team Adversity is once again enjoying the perks of first class! Phoebe says: "This truly is the life for me! If you got to be in a competition that takes you around the world, this is the way to do it! Comfortable, fully stocked, no troubles with pass-ports or customs!!!!" Patrick says: "All I know is, I hope we can continue to do well!" Zim says: "I sure hope we do!" Dog says: "There's still Team Retro to worry about! And let's not forget; they're still ahead with 14 members! They still HAVE a clear numbers advantage!" Super Chum says: "Let's just not lose sight of the main reason why most of us are here; to make friends and have a good time! Let's not get nasty towards one another!" Zim says: "Easy for YOU to say; you're a good guy! You're used to trying to do the right thing! But as an Irken, I still have honest difficulties with it! Not to mention, I've been itching like CRAZY since the Mexican challenge! Dib's growth spurt is kicking in, and it's affecting me!" Randolph says: "Look, we're all doing the best we can! If we can just keep the numbers on the other teams stable to our own, we have a good chance of staying in this thing!" Dog says: "And I hope that whatever happens, I get to stay with you!" Randolph says: "I hope for that TO, Dog!" (Confessional)

Phoebe says: “Look, I'm in a good position right now! I've made it ten episodes farther in THIS season than I did in season one! I want to make the team merge!” / Wally says: "I know ratings are important to Sniz, he wants to keep this show around for a while. I do to. But that doesn't mean I want to be nasty about it!" / Otto says: "Despite not getting a real chance to show off my awesome skills just yet, I know that there's action waiting in the wings for me!" / Super Chum says: "It's so odd how much I've grown in terms of my character strength. I thought that I wouldn't be able to handle things without Fanboy. Not only am I handling them, I'm handling things exceptionally well on my own! I still like Fanboy, but now that I know that I can stand on my own, I have a real chance to do some good in the world! I just need the perfect opportunity to present itself!" / Randolph says: "The secret to our victory in the last challenge was team-work, pure and simple! We operated the best, because our team unity was the best in that challenge! If we can keep that level of team unity up, we should do well! I certainly hope we do, I would LOVE that!" (End Confessional) Team Retro, and Team S.R.R.R.C. are uncomfortable, sitting together in normal class. Reggie asks: "Why does it always feel awkward to share the same area as another team?" Rocko says: "It isn't always. Anytime we share quarters with Team Adversity, I don't feel awkward." Suzie says: "Let's face facts, it's not easy to share the same space with a lot of people who don't agree with you."

Sanjay looks around his body, where Craig used to be, and Sanjay sighs in sadness. Sanjay sadly says: "Not to mention, having to get through the rest of these challenges without my most trusted pal! I always knew if worse came to worse, I would have Craig for support! But...now I don't!" Captain Retro says: "Well, it wasn't easy for me to make the deal with Team Adversity, but we had to do something to protect ourselves! If I didn't make that deal, there's a good chance YOU could've gone instead of Craig, and where would that leave him? You know you can do well on your own! It's actually very easy to limit yourself without realizing it. The trick is, you got to NOT do it! The reason why I'm as enlightened as I am, is because I don't try to limit myself to things! Open your mind, and opportunities will present themselves to you! Trust your heart, Sanjay. Do it for Craig!" Sanjay sighs and says: "All right, I will!" (Confessional) Sanjay says: "Now that I'm without a wing-man...or snake; I have to try to strike out on my own. Naturally, I'm worried if I go this alone. What if I mess up?! (Shakes his head) You never know, it could be GREAT! Although, I think I might have actually just referenced some lines in a Gwen Stefani song! I guess this show is rubbing off on me!" / Captain Retro says: "I remember when I was Sanjay's age, young, confused, not as enlightened; I was a teenager, and I HONESTLY thought I knew EVERYTHING!!!! Or at least, everything I CARED to know about! But as I've grown, I had to accept that I really didn't know as much as I thought I did! I had to put aside my angst, pent-up frustrations, and steel myself to work hard, in order to become better. It wasn't always easy, but I've learned so much, and I have work in a good, professional vocation! Sanjay can have that, as well! He just needs a push in the right direction! And I'm willing to be the one to give him the gentle nudge onto the path toward enlightenment." (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team S.R.R.R.C. has mixed feelings towards each other! Gonard says: “Honestly, whose brilliant idea was it to vote off Harvey Beaks?!!! Not mine!!!! The only thing I'm glad about, is that Harvey isn't here to see this disintegrating situation, such as Zarbon acting like a SNOB!!!!” Zarbon scoffs and says: “You WISH you looked this GOOD!” Monster asks: “And be THAT dense?! Not thank you! I’d like to keep something called ‘common sense,’ thank you very MUCH!” Dudley says: "Things aren't disintegrating!" Chameleon says: "Take us for instance! We've learned so much about each other! We like the same Nintendo video games!" Dudley says: "We like the same movies!" Chameleon says: "We're even starting to finish each other’s...!" Dudley and Chameleon respectively say: "Sandwiches/Sentences!!!!" Dudley blushes in embarrassment and says: "Still working on that one!" Keswick says: "Personally, I'm happy for both of you. I'm just not happy with Bulma!" Bulma innocently asks: "Whatever do you mean?!!!" Keswick says: "Your choice of morals, and who you choose to hang out with aren't really impressing ME!!!! Whose side are you ON, anyways?!!!" Bulma defiantly screams: "I'm on MY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! And anyone with a HALF a brain, would be TOO!!!!" Keswick rolls his eyes, and mutters to himself: "You'd HAVE to have half a brain to put up with THAT!!!!" Dudley says: "She's not THAT bad!!!!"

Keswick says: “You want to spend five minutes alone with HER?!!!” Dudley says: "On second thought, I'm happy to still hang out with Chameleon!" Chameleon says: "You make me feel...so...warm-blooded!!!!" Keswick says: "That's unusual, especially considering that you're a reptile!" Chameleon says: "I'll personally TAKE the upgrade! Think of how much I'll save on heating bills, if I become warm-blooded!!!!" Taotie asks: "Kaput, don't you have anything you NEED to say to me?!" Kaput angrily asks: "WHAT?!!! Like how YOU threatened to boot me OFF?!!!" Taotie defiantly says: "You tried to betray me FIRST!! Turn-about IS fair play!" Kaput angrily says: "You would've done the exact same THING in my position!!!!" Taotie says: "That's no excuse!! The last challenge was a WARNING!!!! Don't make me have to warn you again!!!!"

(Confessional) Monster says: "Not having our show get the promotion it deserved? That hurt. I don't even know what we lacked. What made our show not as deserving as some other shows that get to stick around? All I know is, that if I do well this season, maybe Robot and I can do the impossible, and get our show back on the air! If The Fairly Oddparents can keep getting cancelled, then renewed for no GOOD reason; why can't OUR show be cancelled, then renewed for a GREAT reason?! Our performances on THIS show!!!!" / Zarbon says: "People calling ME a snob?!!! Ehhh, they have a fair point, I'll concede that. Doesn't mean I have to be happy about it." / Gonard says: "I only voted off Harvey, because I thought, like any SANE person would, that this show wasn't the type of PLACE for an eight year old! I don't care if he needed to stop being such a wallflower; there are BETTER ways to get over your shyness! The only trouble is, now that I realize what Harvey's problem was, I can't do anything about it. Maybe I can make up for it next season." / Dudley asks: "Why did I say SANDWICHES?!!! How would THAT even work in context?!!! I don't know; I panicked, I guess!" / Chameleon says: "I don't worry about Dudley; I LOVE it when he makes cute little flubs like that! It makes me laugh!" / Keswick says: "Personally, I've had just about all I can STAND, from Miss Know-It-All!! Hello!!!! Anybody who acts like they actually ARE that smart, probably AREN'T! I KNOW! I've TRIED! If we lose again, I'm SO tempted to give HER the boot, woman, or NO woman!" / Bulma says: "Keswick is just jealous of me. It's hard NOT to be!" /

Kaput angrily says: "How DARE Taotie call ME on the carpet like THAT?! Him of ALL contestants?!!! I've never been so infuriated by anyone in my whole LIFE!!!! How DARE he try to intimidate ME like that?! Who does he think I am?! Invader Zim?!!! I have WAY more success than he EVER did!!!! My show was WAY better than his!!!! And if Taotie thinks he can out-do me in terms of being evil, he's in for SUCH a rude awakening!!!! Oh, I'm not going to eliminate him! Not just yet!!!! But Taotie just HATES being humiliated SO much!!!! I bet if I humiliated him a BUNCH of times, he'd SNAP and completely LOSE it!!!! That should teach HIM that I'm the superior mastermind!" / Taotie says: "I know what Kaput is thinking! He's thinking about trying to humiliate ME!!!! Well, he can keep on TRYING!!!! It takes a LOT to humiliate me! When you've taken as many dumb losses against the Furious Five as I have, you don't back down easily! I won't let Kaput break ME down! And if he tries to humiliate me, I'll humiliate him RIGHT back! My reputation depends on it!" (End Confessional)

After the lengthy confessionals, General Barracuda says: "Since one of MY challenge ideas is coming up, I think I should be the one to make the announcement!" Sniz says: "Go ahead! Uh...can I call you Horatio?" General Barracuda says: "I guess so. That name doesn't bug me as much as it used to." General Barracuda activates the intercom and says: "Attention contestants! This is your General/Pilot speaking! We are about to make our descent, into the nation of San Marino! Items on our challenge list include fast cars, casino games, and MORE fast cars! Strap yourselves in as we prepare to land in one of the most important nations in all of Europe! That is all!" Norbert asks: "One of the most important nations in Europe? Who does he think he's KIDDING?!!! San Marino is smaller than the city of Los Angeles, California, is!" Daggett says: "But did you HEAR what General Barracuda SAID?!!! Race cars! I think we'll get to RACE some!!!! And I've become SO much better with my driving skills, thanks to Bunny!" Stanley comes back into Normal Class, and he says: "Isn't this upcoming challenge going to be COOL, Spongebob?!!! Just think about it! I FINALLY get a chance to show YOU my awesome DRIVING skills!!!!" And Spongebob's eyes just about blanch over, and his heart grows VERY cold!!!! Spongebob nervously asks: "Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU...have...a DRIVER'S LICENSE?!!!!!!!" Stanley, oblivious, says: "SURE!!!! Who DOESN'T?!!! Anyways, I got to prepare for the inevitable race! Wish me luck! I do the same for you!!!!" Rocko looks at Spongebob, who is beginning to turn a boiling RED, the same shade as LARRY!!!! Rocko, worried, asks: "Spongebob; are you okay?!!!" Captain Retro quickly says: "I don't have a driver's license EITHER, and that's by CHOICE!!!! It's okay!!!!" But Spongebob TOTALLY loses it!!!!

Spongebob SCREAMS: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And his scream SHOCKS General Barracuda so much, he SLAMS the plane RIGHT into the middle of the San Marino Raceway! The plane is undamaged, but General Barracuda is STILL annoyed!!!! General Barracuda asks: "Fondue, you remember back when I used to want to KILL Spongebob; you want to know one of the reasons WHY?!!!" Fondue asks: "Why?" General Barracuda angrily says: "That SCREAM, was one of the reasons WHY!!!!" Spongebob is still fuming, as he angrily says: "So HELP me; this is going to STOP!!!! I SWEAR if it's the LAST thing I do; I am going to GET my Driver's License if it KILLS me!!!!" And Spongebob angrily storms off!!!! Reggie nervously says: "Uh-Oh! I think someone BROKE him!!!!" Captain Retro sighs and says: "I'm honestly surprised that he's managed to last THIS long before snapping!!!!"

(Confessional) Captain Retro sighs and says: "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I've always been worried about Spongebob's sanity! He's so perky, and almost always SO optimistic!!!! But I guess when he heard that even his COUSIN has a driver's license, it just sent him over the edge! Getting a driver's license, is like the most irritating thing in Spongebob's life! To think about all the times he's come close, so VERY close, but always have it snatched away from him for some dumb reason or another! Honestly, it must have felt as if King Neptune himself was taunting Spongebob, always dangling a Driver's License just out of Spongebob's reach! The trouble is; when dangling an irresistible treat like that in front of a hungry attack animal, sooner or later, the chain they are on is BOUND to BREAK!!!! And if you don't make sure that chain is still strong, you're going to be in for a WORLD of hurt!!!! There's no telling what Spongebob will do, or WHO he will turn to in THIS state of desperation!!!!" / Spongebob angrily says: "I have been publicly humiliated for the last time!!!! Being humiliated by Squidward is one thing, I expect that from HIM!!!! But to be humiliated, by my own COUSIN, no less; that's where I draw the LINE!!!! If I'm going to get my driver's license, and STOP the humiliation once and for ALL; it's time to resort to the heavy artillery!!!! My only answer, is the one guy I thought I would NEVER ask help from! I need help from, General Barracuda!" (End Confessional) Spongebob knocks on the steel door and angrily says: "Open up!!!!" General Barracuda angrily says: "This door doesn't open up for LOSERS!!!!" Spongebob fumes and says: "I SAID... (RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ...OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And General Barracuda turns around in shock, as he sees Spongebob has transformed into his muscular form! General Barracuda gulps and nervously says: "Okay, you have my ATTENTION!!!! Now what?!!!" Spongebob reverts back to normal, but he is STILL angry!!!! Spongebob angrily says: "Everybody but ME has a driver's license, and I'm SICK of IT!!!! I am going to GET a driver's license! It's going to HAPPEN!!!!" General Barracuda scoffs and says: "Yeah, RIGHT!!!! And what makes you think that I would EVER help YOU?!!!" Spongebob smiles and he says: "Because I can personally guarantee you, that if you don't HELP me get my driver's license, I can make every single DAY of the REST of YOUR life a living NIGHTMARE!!!! Even if you get ME eliminated!!!!" General Barracuda sighs and says: "FINE!!!! I'll train you!!!! But I'm warning you right now, you will NOT sleep, you will not EAT, you will not BATHE, you will NOT rest, and you DON'T get to sing, dance, skip, jump, prance, blow bubbles, catch jellyfish, flip Krabby Patties, hang out with friends, kiss Sandy, stop Plankton, take care of Gary, or appear in ANY more movies, until you get your DRIVER'S LICENSE; because I NEVER quit!!!! And I NEVER fail!!!!

Do you got IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Spongebob smiles as he calmly says: "That's PRECISELY what I wanted to hear!!!!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "The last guy in the WORLD that I want to help out, is usually Spongebob! But today, he was DIFFERENT; different than I had EVER seen him before!!!! I saw something in him that I never saw before! A spark! A FIRE!!!! A desire that burns SO strongly in him, he will do whatever it takes to get what has SO long eluded his grasp! Oh, I'm going to get him his driver's license! And when I'm done with him, he is SO going to be the BEST driver, EVER!!!! All I have to do, is to DEVOUR Spongebob, swallow him, regurgitate him, and devour him AGAIN!!!! So he will be TWICE devoured!!!! It won't be easy to break that sponge down, and remold him into the image that I want! But if I play my cards right, I may be able to do something I never could've done LAST season; create a PERFECT winner, to finally GET to the Final Three and WIN!!!! Like I said, it won't be easy! But MAN!!!! It's going to be SO much fun...for ME!!!!" / Spongebob gasps in excitement and says: "I can't believe I DID it!!!! I convinced General Barracuda himself to help me! I know it's not the safest choice in the world, and it isn't even anywhere remotely NEAR the sanest choice I could've made!!!! But you don't know how DESPERATE I am to get a Driver's License!!!! I have FAILED 4,443 times! I SWEAR, I will LITERALLY scream, 'Bloody MURDER!!!!' if I fail again!!!! That's why General Barracuda HAS to succeed where everything else has FAILED!!!! He is my LAST hope!!!!" (End Confessional)

The contestants all step out of the plane, no worse for the wear. But they recoil in a PANIC when they see that they're right in the center of the raceway, and the casino is across six lanes of heavy, speeding race traffic! Stanley nervously asks: "Can you position us somewhere...NOT in the middle of a raceway?!!!" General Barracuda defiantly says: "No can do!!!! This is MY challenge, and you are ALL going to play by MY rules!!!! You're basically MY meat, NOW!!!! And believe me, if you think Sniz's ideas are tough, you have NO idea what tough is!!!! Sooner or later, I always find a way to BREAK someone!!!! There's never been a THING I couldn't crack!!!! Mark my words, only the BEST are going to make it through THIS challenge! The losing team will have to send somebody's SORRY loser butt HOME! No exceptions! Got IT?!!!" (Confessional) Suzie says: "Okay, whoever had the INSANE idea to let General Barracuda handle THIS challenge, I must say...I'm impressed! I'm interested to see what the General has in mind!" / Otto says: "All RIGHT!!!! I KNEW I had a good feeling about this challenge! Otto is going to DOMINATE!!!!" / Zim says: "One of the few guys who genuinely make me nervous, is General Barracuda! You do NOT want to get on his BAD side!!!! And trust me, in my honest opinion, he has a VERY, gigantic, BAD side!!!!" / General Barracuda says: "Believe me when I say, there is going to be TROUBLE!!!!" (End Confessional)

General Barracuda says: "This wasn't part of the plan, but I'm going to make it one ANYWAYS!!!! You're going to have to cross the race-track to get to the casino! Once there, each of you must find a way to RAISE $4,000 in order to enter in the race, but you each only have $100 to work with! And there will be NO credit extensions! If you're feeling generous, you may feel free to give SOME of your money to another contestant! Only the contestants who can raise $4,000 in the next hour, will get a chance to participate in the next part of the challenge! The next part of the challenge is the REALLY exciting part!!!! The race around San Marino!!!! Each contestant must finish three laps of some of the HARDEST road courses in the history of RACING! It's not as simple as just always making a left turn! You're going to have to make right turns, back turns, long turns, short turns, square turns, round turns, and any other turns you can think of! Whichever team gets the most contestants across the finish line WINS!!!! And sabotage in the race is PERFECTLY legal!!!! (Kaput gets an EAGER look!!!!) As long as it doesn't KILL anybody!!!!" And Kaput groans in bitter disappointment! General Barracuda says: "Remember, the team that gets the least amount of contestants across the finish line, will eliminate someone from their team! If on the off chance, there are teams that finish with the same amount of racers in last place, we'll hold a tie-breaker question to determine which team has to FACE the elimination ceremony! The winning team gets a fabulous reward! They get to keep ANY money they receive from the casino, AND, they will have the grand opportunity, to swap one of their OWN contestants, in order to get a contestant from the last place team of their choice! That should be FUN!!!!" Captain Retro looks at Spongebob, than looks at Wally!

Captain Retro says: "Wally, I will keep my word to you! If our team wins today, and your team winds up in last place, I'll save YOU from elimination, and swap you with Spongebob!!!!" In a panic, Spongebob overhears this and shouts: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Sorry. You're too unstable to keep around on our team. I need someone who has their head on their shoulders, and doesn't try to align himself with General Barracuda!" Spongebob asks: "You KNOW about that?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Your Aura was open to me. If you didn't WANT me to read it, you should LEARN how to close your mind, so your secrets don't get out!" And Spongebob gasps in HORROR, at the predicament he has put himself in!!!! (Confessional) Spongebob shouts: "What have I DONE?!!!! I swore I would do ANYTHING; ANYTHING to get my Driver's License!!!! I didn't know that it would send Captain Retro into a PANIC and seriously THINK about trading me for WALLY if my team WINS!!!! I have to tell General Barracuda the deal is OFF for now!!!! I can't get sent out of Team Retro!!!! It would practically be the END, for ME!!!!" / Captain Retro says: "Admitting that I want to trade Spongebob for Wally? Yeah, that hurt. But you have to look at it from a logical perspective! If I want to make sure my team does well, I need to have all members of my team be at their top physical, and mental conditions! I can't afford to have any team-members freak out and lose it! Even Spongebob. If he wants a chance to save himself, he BETTER hope that General Barracuda is in a listening mood! Because if he isn't, Spongebob is going to learn how to drive, whether Spongebob wants to or NOT!!!!" (End Confessional)

Spongebob goes up to General Barracuda in a panic! Spongebob says: "Abort mission! ABORT mission!! I don't NEED to learn how to drive that badly! I can get around on my BIKE just FINE!!!!" General Barracuda yells: "Tough COOKIES!!!! You threatened ME, to make the rest of MY life miserable if I didn't help you get your driver's license! So, now I'm going to make the rest of YOUR life miserable, until YOU get your Driver's License, and I don't CARE how long it takes!!!! Unlike Mrs. Puff, I have an INFINITE amount of patience!!!! I once spent six hours on HOLD, for Microsoft's X-Box complaint call line, just to complain how AWFULLY bad Rareware's GAMES had become!!!! Getting YOU your driver's license, will be EASIER than Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days by comparison!!!!" And Spongebob gulps in nervousness!!!! General Barracuda says: "You ALL have to cross the raceway to get to the casino!!!! And to make it more...ha-ha, FUN, for ME; you got to do it, while worrying about...THIS!!!!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Robot almost FREEZES in horror as he shouts: "No WAY!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Never thought THAT sound could be made to make you AFRAID, now did you?! You know what THAT means! You are GOING to sing a song while crossing the raceway, and I don't care WHO complains about it! Because I am infinitely more stubborn than anybody else is!!!!" Stanley says: "Suddenly, I'm not so eager for this challenge!"

Genre: 1980's Rock and Roll. Sub-Genre: Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks. Song: "Stand Back!" Sung by: Cast! / During this montage, the contestants all try to quickly make their way across the raceway, as they avoid the racing cars! / Monster: "No one look, I'll walk by!" Zarbon: "Just an invitation would have been just fine." Bulma: "Said 'no' to HIM, again and again! First he took my heart, then he ran!" Skipper: "No one knows how I feel; what I say." King Julien: "Unless you read between my lines!" Marlene: "One man walked away from me. First he took my hand. Take ME home!!" Cast: "Stand back, stand back!" Captain Retro: "In the middle of my room, I could not hear from you!" Team Retro: "It's alright, it's alright!" Stimpy and Reggie: "To be standing in a line. Standing in a line. To be standing in a line." Rocko: "I would cry." Spongebob, nervously: "La, la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la. La, la, la-la, la." Norbert: "Do not turn away, my friend." Daggett: "Like a willow, I can bend!" Phoebe: "No man calls my name, no man came!" Buhdeuce: "So I walked on down away from you, maybe your attention was more than you could do!" Globitha: "But one man did not call; he asked me for my love." Robot: "And that was all!" Cast: "Stand back, stand back!" Dudley: "In the middle of my room, I do not hear from you!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "It's alright, it's alright!" Chameleon and Gonard: "To be standing in a line. Standing in a line. To be standing in a line." Keswick: "I would cry." (Instrumental solo)

Stanley, nervously: "La, la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la. La, la, la-la, la, la, la." General Barracuda: "Too few, too few!" Patrick nervously: "La. La, la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la. La, la, la-la, la." Wally: "So I walked, walked down the line away from you!" Super Chum: "Maybe your attention was more than I could do!" Zim: "One man did not fall! Well, he asked me for my love; that was all!" Cast: "Stand back, stand back!" Zim: "In the middle of my room, I did not hear from you!" Team Adversity: "It's alright, it's alright!" Otto and Guano: "To be standing in a line. (Standing in a line.) To be standing in a line." Randolph: "I could cry." Dog: "I need a little sympathy!" Spongebob: "Well, I need a little sympathy!" Patrick: "Well, I need to be standing in..." Stanley: "Stand back!" Phoebe: "Well, I need to be standing in..." Wally: "Stand back!" Otto: "Well, I need to be standing in..." Super Chum: "Stand back!" Marlene: "Take me home!" Spongebob pleads: "Take me home!" General Barracuda: "Stand back! Don't you, 'Take me home!'" Spongebob sadly: "Well, I need a little sympathy!" Stanley: "Stand back!" / And the song ends as Spongebob nearly bumps into Stanley, as he is the last contestant to finish crossing the raceway safely! General Barracuda says: "Challenge one is DONE!!!! Everyone except Spongebob, play in the casino! Now that Harvey is gone, we don't have to babysit him anymore! As for you, Spongebob, you're coming with ME!!!! I am going to put you through the most INTENSE driving course ever, COMPLETELY certified, binding, and legal; and once you're finished, you MAY wish you were better off DEAD!!!! Prepare yourself Spongebob!!!! For...you can WELCOME to MY Nightmare!!!! (Lightning somehow flashes!!!!) AFTER, these important messages!" (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials finish, all of the contestants (besides Spongebob) have entered into the casino! Guano says: "WOW!!!! It would be pretty EASY to lose your money in a place like this, and that's even if you DON'T play the slots!" Zim says: "There are so many machines to choose from! How can we POSSIBLY pick the right one?!" Phoebe says: "It's impossible!" Captain Retro says: "It's easy!" Randolph asks: "Really?!" Captain Retro says: "I can get the entire $56,000 my team needs to enter this race, just by putting one quarter into one slot machine!" Kaput says: "That's STUPID!!!!" Captain Retro says: "I'll PROVE it!!!!" As he walks toward a slot machine, Kaput says: "You don't HAVE to prove it, I believe you're STUPID!!!!" Captain Retro closes his eyes, and says: "It should be RIGHT, HERE!!!!" And he sees a slot machine with the following record on it. It says: "Statistics; 665 games lost, 0 games won." Captain Retro says: "Statistically speaking, this is the one I should use!" Taotie says: "He is SUCH a sucker!" Captain Retro puts in ONE quarter, closes his eyes and says, "Pull it, NOW!!!!" And he does this, and THREE sevens come up in a row, giving Captain Retro a payoff of $56,000!!!! Oonski shockingly gasps and says: "WHAT?!!! That's not possible!!!!" Bulma says: "That machine said it had the least number of WINS that whole day!!!! How could you POSSIBLY win it?!" Captain Retro says: "Rule of Irony. Anytime someone loses a bunch of games in a row, the next person to come and try their luck, inevitably WINS a big payout!"

Kaput asks: "Care to send some money OUR way?!" Captain Retro says: "I'm sorry, I heard you say my idea was 'stupid!' So no, I'm not sending any money YOUR way; and even if you DIDN'T call it stupid, I can't give any money to you based on principle! You are on an opposing team from me!" Kaput angrily says: "RATS!!!!" Captain Retro pulls most of his team together, and makes sure that each member gets the $4,000 they need to enter in the race. Tigress says: "That was fast work, Captain Retro, I'm impressed!" Po asks: "So, what do we do now?" Captain Retro says: "Well, we've got 58 minutes before this portion of the challenge ends, and we all STILL have $100 each that we CAN spend! We should enjoy ourselves and get something to eat! We want to be at our peak performance!" Sanjay asks: "Do you think we can do a good job of racing?" Suzie says: "Well, we won't know until we try!" Captain Retro says: "I just hope that General Barracuda isn't giving Spongebob a hard time in his driving lessons." /

(CRASH!!!!) General Barracuda screams: "WRONG!!!! Again!!!!" Spongebob goes to another practice car, starts it up, drives around a bit, panics, and BREAKS another one! General Barracuda screams: "STILL WRONG!!!! How do you EVER expect ME to stop SCREAMING into your non-existent EARS?!!!" Spongebob says: "It would HELP if you DIDN'T! Mrs. Puff never does THAT to me!" General Barracuda says: "Well, in case you HAVEN'T noticed, even though you TOTALLY should have, is that I am NOT Mrs. Puff! In fact, I'll tell you the REAL reason you have NEVER passed your driving test!" Spongebob asks: "Why is that?" General Barracuda says: "It's because Mrs. Puff is TOO soft on you! She lets your mistakes SLIDE without making you PAY for them!" Spongebob shockingly asks: "Are you CRAZY?!!! She once tried to have me KILLED for no good reason! Just like YOU!"

General Barracuda says: "Well, you're STILL alive, aren't you?! And she recovered, didn't she?!" Spongebob says: "That's TOTALLY not the point! What makes YOUR training method so different?" General Barracuda says: "You're not afraid of FAILING your driving test, just the OPPOSITE!!!! You're afraid of passing with flying colors!" Spongebob seriously asks: "Seriously?! How can I be afraid of passing?!!!" General Barracuda chuckles and says: "You'd be surprised how often people turn out to be their OWN worst impediment to success! Take it from me! I was once afraid to be a good guy, being bitter and everything! I thought I wouldn't be good at it, so I fought against becoming a good guy! But when Master Coelaceanth tried to kill me, I stopped fighting against becoming a good guy, because I needed to save my life! And by extension, yours! Statistically speaking, YOU owe ME!!!! And, if you remember anything you get out of this, just remember one important thing! You can BE afraid of succeeding, or you can choose to be SO fearless, you can accomplish ANYTHING; INCLUDING winning this WHOLE season, EVEN if Captain Retro transfers you!!!!" Spongebob stops and asks: "You mean, you could get people to STOP pushing me around?!!!" And General Barracuda smirks, knowing that he's GOT Spongebob right where General Barracuda WANTS him! General Barracuda says: "My dear, sweet sponge, that's what I DO!!!! It's what I LIVE for, to help unfortunate sea folk, like yourself! Poor souls with no one else to TURN to!!!!"

Genre: Broadway. Sub-Genre: Burlesque. Song: "Poor Unfortunate Souls." Sung by: General Barracuda, with Spongebob. / General Barracuda: "I admit that in the past, I've been a nasty, they weren't kidding when they called me, well, a jerk. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways, repented, seen the light, and made a switch to this. And I fortunately know some special tactics, it’s a talent that I always have possessed. And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. (Under breath) Pathetic. (Normal voice) Poor Unfortunate Souls, in pain, in need. Chum-Chum wanted to be thinner, Sway-Sway wants to get the girl; and did I help them? Yes, indeed! Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad! So true! They come running into my cock-pit yelling, 'Help! General, Please!' And I'll help them! Yes, I will! Now it's happened once or twice, some folks just can't pay the price, and I'm afraid I'll have to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had the odd complaint, but on the whole I've been a saint, to those Poor unfortunate souls!"

General Barracuda speaks: "So, here's the deal, my treatment is guaranteed to make you a perfect driver for as long as the season takes place. Now listen, this IS important! If you want to be a perfect driver, you must satisfy one of two conditions, either WIN first place of this season, or get Sandy Cheeks to give her love to you. That is, she has to kiss you. Not just any kiss, a kiss of TRUE love! If she DOES kiss you before the season ends, OR you win, you'll become a good driver, PERMANENTLY! But, if you fail in both departments, you'll go back to being a terrible driver and, you'll be MY apprentice, for LIFE!!!! Have we got a deal?" Spogebob says: "If I become a good driver, I'd never get to see Mrs. Puff again." General Barracuda says: "That's RIGHT!!!! BUT...people would NEVER make fun of you EVER again! And think how much it would impress Sandy Cheeks! Oh! And there IS one more THING! We haven't discussed the subject of PAYMENT! You can't get something, for NOTHING, you know!" Spongebob says: "But I don't HAVE--." General Barracuda puts his fin up and says: "I'm NOT asking much, just a token; a trifle! You'll NEVER miss it! What I want IS...your free WILL!!!!" Spongebob asks: "My free will?" General Barracuda says: "You heard right! No more PRANCING, Skipping, ZIP!!!!" Spongebob asks: "But if I don't have my free will, why would I--?" General Barracuda says: "You'll have your looks, your voice, you'll have your girl! And it's all POSSIBLE to the micro-chip I've KEPT from Snaptrap!!!!"

Spongebob gasps in shock as he SEES the micro-chip he NEVER thought he'd see again, formerly USED on Reggie Rocket! General Barracuda mockingly says: "Oh, and let's not forget the importance of your BODY LANGUAGE!!!! HA!!!!" General Barracuda sings: "The sea folks in Bikini Bottom don't like prancing! They think a sponge who blows bubbles is a JOKE!!!! Under sea it’s much preferred for sponges NOT to have a word! Anyways, what is idle skipping for? Come on! Squidward's not at all impressed to hear you talking! He'd really much avoid if he can! But he'd be jealous and feel so strong, if you're a sponge who is withdrawn! It's he who holds his tongue who gets to drive! Come on you Poor Unfortunate Soul! Go ahead, make your CHOICE! I'm a very busy General and I haven't got all day; it won't cost much, just your free will! You Poor Unfortunate Soul, it’s sad, but TRUE! If you want to cross a bridge my sweet, you've got to pay the toll! (Spogebob briefly sees a piece of parchment, that while it has a bunch of words on it, all he can read is, "I, the undersigned, hereby give one Free Will to General Barracuda in perpetuity, for the ability to drive, for all eternity.") Take a gulp, now take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll! (Aside to audience) Yes, folks, I have got HIM now!!!! (To Spongebob) The boss is on a roll!!!! This POOR (Spongebob grabs pen) UN... (Sniz and Fondue GASP in shock) ...FORTUNATE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!" Spongebob closes his eyes, and signs his name perfectly!!!! General Barracuda gets a CREEPY smile!!!!

General Barracuda sings an incantation: "Beluga, sevruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea! Larynxes, glossitis, et max laryngitis, la voce to ME!!!! Now, SING!!!!" Spongebob opens his eyes, and sings his last bit of free will, as General Barracuda installs the micro-chip! Spongebob sings: "La-la-la, la-la-la." General Barracuda says: "Keep SINGING!!!!" Spongebob sings: "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. La-la-la, la-la-la." And we see inside Spongebob's mind, as General Barracuda's fin, reaches in, and SNATCHES Spongebob's free will away and Spongebob's normal voice continues singing as it's transferred into the locked-up micro-chip! Spongebob's voice, dis-connected, sings: "La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!!!!" And General Barracuda enacts his transformation through science! General Barracuda laughs maniacally: "Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-HA-ha-ha-ha, ha-HA-ha-ha, ha-ha-HA-ha-ha-ha, Ha-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-HA-ha-ha-HA, ha-ha-HA!!!!!!!!" / The epic song ends, and Spongebob is transformed from a naive, yellow square of a sponge, into a blackened shadow of something that does NOT resemble Spongebob’s usual appearance!!!! But the transformation is SO jarring, it actually FLASHES a bright light, as even General Barracuda is blown AWAY by the transformation! As General Barracuda takes a look, only Spongebob's SHADOW is seen, but General Barracuda gasps in SHOCK and says: "THIS...is MORE than I expected!!!!" /

Meanwhile, in the casino, Bulma lays down her plan to get victory! Bulma says: "Kaput may have BLOWN our chance to get free money! I however, have a PERFECT alternative!" Keswick says: "And I'm so desperate, I'm ready to BELIEVE it!" Bulma says: "My latest device, I call it the JACKPOT finder! Based on the revolutionary computer laws of probability, it can detect the PRECISE location, of the next guaranteed payoff!" Gonard says: "I'm glad you have a plan!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "While I'm proud of all my inventions, what I really want to do is direct, an animated Dragonball Z movie adventure for once! How come I'm NEVER allowed behind the driver's/director's seat of the chair?! I am SO knowledgeable!" / Zarbon says: "I'll tell you why Bulma NEVER gets to direct! She's WAY too self-centered! Obviously, I kind of have that fault, as well. But the difference is, at least I'm willing to admit it." / Keswick says: "I'll give Bulma this, I don't think I could've invented that. Or at the very least, I probably COULDN'T have invented it right on the FIRST try! Maybe if her plan works, I'll ratchet my respect points for her from three, back up to a seven on my Respect-o-meter!" / Gonard says: "Believe it or not, Bulma and I have a lot in common. We both star in anime shows, and we BOTH have blue hair! Technically, she is more of a turquoise, but it's still a blue! I'd just wish she'd take me more seriously! I could be WAY more helpful to her than Kaput or Taotie!" (End Confessional)

Bulma uses her device, and points to a "Jeopardy" type casino machine! Bulma says: "Here's the PERFECT question for me!" Bulma puts in a quarter, and a question comes up! It asks: "This is 111,111 x 111,111!" And as the "Final Jeopardy" theme music plays as Bulma says: "What is 98,765,432,123,456,789 which is a numerical palindrome, meaning it’s the same both forwards and backwards when put into a mirror?!" And the answer reads: "Correct!" And Bulma receives the $48,000 for her ENTIRE team! Buhdeuce says: "WOW!!!! That was INCREDIBLE!!!! How did you come up with that ANSWER so fast?!!!" Bulma says: "I learned it when I was five. It's basically elementary level multiplication for a woman with a 212 I.Q. like ME!!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "Its official! I am NEVER doubting Bulma's math again!" / Keswick says: "So she's NOT all talk! But I could've answered that, TO!!!! Bulma's not the ONLY one who's smart! So why does SHE get so much screen-time, and I DON'T?!!! Oh wait, I already KNOW the answer to that question; it's because she's a PRETTY woman!!!! How ORIGINAL!! Let's make a 'BIG' deal about a beautiful woman who's a brainy! It's not THAT un-common for beautiful people to be SMART; people just ACT like it is! It REALLY isn't that unusual!" / Bulma says: "And with that, I can add another quarter to my, Bulma Is ALWAYS Right! Jar!" CLINK!!!!

(End Confessional) Super Chum says: "Wow! The other two teams got their winnings SO fast! How can WE get that type of money?!!!" Phoebe says: "Use your POWERS!!!!" Super Chum rolls his eyes and says: "I meant WITHOUT resorting to such cheap tricks!" Wally says: "Good for you! I applaud your choice in morals!" Stanley says: "Morals are nice, but they won't get us the money to enter the race!" Skipper smiles and says: "I've already GOT a plan!!!!" King Julien claps and says: "Sounds enticing! Lay it on ME, my penguin companion!" Skipper says: "I saw this in a German movie once; Run Lola, Run; it TOTALLY works! Just place one dollar, measure the dimensions and speed of the ball roulette table, wait for the right moment, SCREAM really loud, and the ball will stop on the number you want!" Guano says: "You're absolutely SURE about this?!" Skipper rolls his eyes and says: "Maybe you didn't HEAR me; I SAW IT IN A GERMAN MOVIE!!!!" Randolph says: "So OBVIOUSLY, he has great faith in it!" Dog says: "He was a pretty good contestant on my team LAST season, I have faith in him!" Otto says: "I'm a daredevil, I'll take a CHANCE on THIS!" Patrick says: "Do it, then! Show us what you got!" Skipper says: "All right then, I will!"

Skipper goes to the roulette ball table, studies the dimensions of the table, and the speed of the ball. Then Skipper places a dollar on the number 44. Skipper waits, than loudly screams: "AHHH!!!!!!!" And sure enough, Skipper's scream STOPS the ball on number 44!!!! Zim says: "Incredible!!!! You stopped the ball where you wanted it to stop, and got us the $48,000 necessary for us to compete!" Skipper asks: "Who said I was playing for CHUMP change?!!!" Wally checks the payoff table, and the payoff for landing on 44, is $42,048,000!!!! Wally gasps in shock and says: "No WAY!!!!" Skipper says: "That's right!!!! I have all this money, and if I drop out before the challenge starts, I get to keep the WHOLE money!!!!" Sniz walks in and says: "Not so FAST!!!! That wasn't COOL, what you did! We referenced movies LAST season! We're not supposed to do that THIS season!!!! We're SUPPOSED to be referencing songs!" Skipper says: "It was just a FUN, little thing! Besides, I got the money, so I should get to KEEP it!" Sniz says: "I'll tell you something right now; you quit the show right now, we will NEVER allow you back onto the show EVER again!" Skipper gasps in shock and says: "You can't DO that!!!! Can you?!" Sniz says: "Try me!! On the OTHER hand, if you're willing to cooperate, I might be willing to make a DEAL with you!" Skipper asks: "What KIND of a deal?"

Sniz says: "You can have a CHANCE to win $42,000,000 that you just won, permanently, if you agree to STAY as a contestant, and play like you're supposed to. The $42,000,000 will become the THIRD place prize money! However, as you probably have already guessed, there's no guarantee you'll win it. You've already been eliminated ONCE this season! I'll tell you this, though. You certainly won't get ANY money if you drop out right now!" Skipper says: "All right, I’ll stay, as a contestant!" Sniz announces: "All contestants, I've got GREAT news! We now have a PRIZE for third place, thanks to Skipper! If you wind up in third place, you will win $42,000,000!" King Julien says: "That is AWESOME, Skipper!" Skipper says: "Well, it is! Just promise me one thing." King Julien asks: "What's that?" Skipper says: "If either one of us gets to the third place victory, we split the prize money 50/50!" King Julien says: "Ooh! I like the way you think!" (Confessional)

King Julien says: "Being an awesome King, I already have a lot of things. One thing I don't have, is gold-plated and gold-encrusted, and gold-solid fancy material possessions. In fact, I think I'll even SPREAD the wealth around! Give some luxury items to Maurice, and a golden statue of me, so Mort can play with that, instead of my feet. It's the least I can do for all the selfish demands they've had to put up from me...back when I USED to be selfish! But thanks to Skipper, I'm not like that, anymore!" / Skipper says: "So getting a bunch of money has hit a road-block, for now. At least I STILL have a chance to get that money! I just have to stay until the Final Three, and I'll be golden!" / Marlene says: "Frankly, I'm not surprised Skipper tried to pull this kind of stunt. He's always looking for the quickest way ahead. At least this way, even if I make it only to third place again, I'll win a $42,000,000 payout for it!" Marlene sighs, and says: "Maybe I SHOULD give Skipper some of it, just to show that there's no hard feelings between us. Of course, I'd want me and Captain Retro to have most of it; just out of principle." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "So, I guess everyone has their necessary money, then." Stimpy says: "Only one question, where's Spongebob?!!!" (DA-DA-DA-DA!!!!) And the door opens with a shock, as blast of wind HITS everyone!!!! Spongebob walks in, dressed in black leather pants, black leather shirt, black letter boots, with chains, wearing black gloves, and having black hair, like Michael Jackson, looking BAD, as he's HOLDING an official driver's license!!!!

Stanley gulps, and nervously asks: "We're about to hear him sing a Michael Jackson song, aren't we?" Captain Retro says: "Statistically speaking, this show HAD to get around to using Michael Jackson songs SOONER or later!" (SNAP!!!!)

Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: Dance-Pop/Funk. Song: "Bad." Sung by: Spongebob (with Michael Jackson's voice) and Stanley. / Spongebob: "Your butt is mine, gonna tell you right! Just show your face, in broad daylight. I'm telling you on how I feel! Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill. Come on, come on; lay it on me. All right...I'm giving you, on count of three to show your stuff; or let it be. I'm telling you, just watch your mouth. I know your game, what you're about. Well, they say the sky's the limit, and to me that's really true. But my friend you have seen nothing, just wait 'til I get through because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on! (Really, really bad.) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on, you know it, you know! And the whole world has to answer right now! Just to tell you once again; who's bad? The word is out; you're doing wrong. Gonna lock you up before too long. Your lying eyes gonna tell you right. So listen up; don't make a fight. Your talk is cheap, you're not a man! You're throwing stones to hide your hands. But they say the sky's the limit, and to me that's really true. But my friend you have seen nothing, just wait 'til I get through because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it, you know! And the whole world has to answer right now. Just to tell you once again; who's bad? (Instrumental solo)

We can change the world tomorrow, this could be a better place. If you don't like what I'm saying, (Zarbon tenses up because he thinks Spongebob said, "Saiyan."), then won't you slap my face?! Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it, you know! Woo! Woo! Woo! And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again; you know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it - you know it! (Really, really bad!) You know, you know, you know - come on! And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again! You know I'm smooth - I'm bad - you know it! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad - I'm bad! (Really, really bad!) You know, you know, you know it - come on! And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again. You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad - you know - hoo! (Really, really bad!) You know I'm bad - I'm bad - you know it, you know! (Really, really bad!) And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again, who's bad?!" / And the epic song ends! Kaput claps at his performance and says: "Wow! I didn't know he had it in him!" Oonski laughs and says: "Yeah, RIGHT!!!! Like that little dude could EVER be a TOUGH guy!!!!" And Spongebob just walks right UP to Oonski and punches him SQUARE in the chest!!!! The blow actually SENDS Oonski FLYING, and CRASHING into the wall at the other end of the casino!!!!

In a gruff voice, Spongebob angrily asks: "Did I give YOU permission to SPEAK?!!! I am TIRED of being PUSHED around!!!! Oonski knows it, Taotie knows it, Squidward knows it, and even STANLEY knows IT!!!! You're looking at a NEW sponge NOW!!!! I’m one who PUSHES around!" Taotie laughs and says: "You NEVER stop with the jokes!!!!" Spongebob angrily asks: "Do you think I'm BLUFFING?!!! Have you ever SEEN what a sponge can do to a dirty CAR?!!!!" Taotie realizes the implication of this statement, and he stops laughing! Spongebob says: "Follow ME!!!! I've got a challenge to DOMINATE!!!!" And Spongebob walks outside!!!! Rocko asks: "What happened to him?" Norbert says: "Isn't it obvious? He's gone to the dark side, General Barracuda did this to him!" Daggett says: "Even I could figure THAT out!!!!" Tigress asks: "Why don't I just beat him UP?!!!" Captain Retro says: "That won't change him!!!!" Po asks: "Maybe he has a micro-chip in him like Reggie did! That would explain his new behavior!" Captain Retro says: "I've already thought of the possibility. But if I forcibly remove it, the shock to his system could KILL him! The only way Spongebob is going to get out of this, is if HE removes the micro-chip for himself! The problem is, the micro-chip takes away Spongebob's free will. He's now at the mercy of whatever General Barracuda wants!" Suzie says: "I thought General Barracuda was DONE being evil!"

Captain Retro says: "He's being mean, thoughtless, and careless. In his mind, General Barracuda is NOT being evil! General Barracuda STILL wants to WIN the prize money! But seeing as how he can't compete, it looks like he's going to have Spongebob do it for him!" Robot asks: "Can we stop him?" Captain Retro says: "If we interfere with General Barracuda's plans, he might be crazy enough to put Spongebob's life in DANGER, not to mention the lives of everyone else! It seems that our only course of action is to let General Barracuda's plan play out, and hope that Spongebob can remember who he truly is!" Globitha asks: "Will we EVER get Spongebob back?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "Who knows? Even I cannot foresee how this will turn out. But, there is one thing we CAN do to make it HARDER for General Barracuda to succeed; win this challenge, and swap Wally for Spongebob, just like we planned!" Stimpy says: "I personally don't like it. I mean, Spongebob is STILL technically our ally!" Sanjay says: "As long as he has that micro-chip inside of him, the only guy he's an ally to, is to General Barracuda!" Captain Retro says: "It is a difficult choice to make, but it seems that our best course of action is to choose the LESSER of two evils! We end General Barracuda's plan early, and Spongebob gets sent onto a team with a track record for losing! That way, General Barracuda can't threaten our safety with the safety of Spongebob, he won't be ON our team!"

Marlene says: "That is a brilliant move!" Captain Retro says: "Let's just hope we win! Everything rides on it!" Sniz asks: "Will Captain Retro and his team chalk up another win for the force known as Team Retro? Stay tuned after these commercial messages and find out!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants are looking at 36 VERY beautiful cars! General Barracuda says: "Here are your cars, dragsters, whatever you want to call them! Winning this challenge will require speed, and careful concentration! Remember, any type of sabotage that is non-lethal, is permitted in this race! You will have to race three laps of the San Marino course! If your car gets wrecked, you're out! If you cause MAJOR physical damage to one of your opponents, you're out! And if you CRASH your car, you're out! Whichever team gets the MOST contestants across the finish line, WINS!!!! The losing team will be the one who gets the LEAST amount of contestants across the finish line! Unless of course, there happens to be a tie, in which case we will resort to a tie-breaker question! The winning team will get to swap one of their OWN contestants, for a contestant in the losing team of their choice, as well as keep the money they earned in the casino! That discounts Skipper's $42,000,000; that's STILL for the third place contestant win only!" Sanjay says: "There are only 36 cars! There are 38 contestants! What gives?" General Barracuda says: "Team Retro has two more members than BOTH Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C., obviously! Two contestants will have to double up with someone else as a passenger, in order to make it fair for the other two teams!" Captain Retro says: "I'll partner up with Marlene!" Po says: "I'll partner up with Tigress!" Taotie scoffs as he says: "Figures!" General Barracuda says: "It's settled, then! Get prepared, and DO have a good time...if you CAN!!!!"

(Confessional) General Barracuda says: "I already KNOW Captain Retro's plan! I have complete ACCESS to any confessionals MADE on this show, lest anyone FORGET that fact! Captain Retro plans to TRADE Spongebob to Team Adversity, for Wally if Team Retro WINS!!!! That's why the FIX is already in! I've already installed devices on the underside of ALL the cars for Team Retro EXCEPT for Spongebob's, so he will be the ONLY one on Team Retro who gets to cross! Besides, with the way Spongebob is acting, which team would want HIM on the same team as they are?!!! Besides, I hate Team Retro's STUPID winning streak! I'm going to take them down a notch!!!! Because I CAN!!!!" / Kaput rolls his eyes and says: "Of COURSE I already sabotaged Team Retro's cars! HELLO!!!! What's WEIRD, is they had these WEIRD little devices on the underside of ALL the cars for Team Retro, except for Spongebob's! That MUST make them work! Taotie is SO going to thank me for this, later!" (End Confessional) Stanley goes up to Spongebob, and Stanley says: "It sure is awesome to have a driver's license, and to have an AWESOME cousin! I'd like to thank you by driving on a trip somewhere with you sometime!" But Spongebob tries to SWING at Stanley, but Spongebob NARROWLY misses! Spongebob angrily says: "If you want to THANK me, you need to stand back Stanley, in San Marino!!!! You could get HURT if you're not more careful!" Stanley says: "I think you finally just worked the episode title into the actual episode!" Spongebob shouts and asks: "Do you THINK anybody cares about your 4th wall breaking observations?!!! How DARE you try to make yourself superior to ME; the sponge who's done EVERYTHING?!!!" Stanley gasps in shock and asks: "When did I EVER try to make myself superior to YOU?!!!" Spongebob says: "You ought to KNOW; Mr. 'I Have My Driver's License, Because EVERYONE has ONE?!!!!'"

Stanley gasps in shock as he FINALLY realizes his error! Stanley asks: "You didn't HAVE your driver's license before today?!!!" Spongebob sarcastically says: "Look who's FINALLY catching on!!!! Did you KNOW I FAILED my driving exam 4,443 TIMES?!!! Only EVERYBODY knows about it, because Squidward BLABS all my failures to EVERYBODY, like some CRUEL, sick joke!!!!" Stanley begs and pleads: "I didn't know, I SWEAR!!!! I live with Uncle Sherm, we're very secluded! I had no way of knowing! PLEASE!!!! You've got to believe me!!!!" Spongebob angrily says: "It's too late for THAT; Stanely 'Inferior PANTS!!!!' You made YOUR bed; now YOU'RE going to sleep in it, whether you want to or NOT!!!!" (Confessional)

Stanley groans and says: "I'm still SUCH a klutz! Maybe not physically, but I still am, socially!!!! Why does my family have such a hard time in social situations?!!! You would think that BECAUSE of the way we tend to act usually, we'd have LOTS of friends, and make friends easily! But not picking up on things that should be SO outwardly obvious?!!! How could I MAKE such a rookie ERROR?! And worst of all, I said I would do GOOD in this challenge! How could I DO that to my own team?! I might have jinxed us, and I didn't even give it a second thought! If word of this gets out, I'm going to be SO eliminated!" / Spongebob laughs and says: "You don't know how GOOD it felt to FINALLY tell someone off!!!! All that phony, baloney NICENESS?!!! BAHH!!!! I'm GLAD General Barracuda DID what he DID do to ME!!!! Now NOBODY is going to push ME around, and I'm FINALLY going to get the respect I DESERVE! Nobody, will EVER make fun of me again!!!!" / Rocko says: "I understand Spongebob's anger. It's not easy to live your life, always being picked on despite being nice and helpful to others. But two wrongs DON'T make a RIGHT!!!! Spongebob is doing WRONG by letting General Barracuda DO this to him! And the worst part is, General Barracuda isn't going to listen to REASON from us! General Barracuda thinks he can control Spongebob absolutely? He won't succeed! General Barracuda has no idea what he's done to Spongebob! The problem with trying to alter Spongebob's mind, is that Spongebob ALWAYS tends to take things TOO far, often through no fault of his own! I'm just worried that Spongebob may grow aggressive enough to try to take OUT General Barracuda! I know General Barracuda is strong, but there's no telling HOW good General Barracuda can be, against a truly ANGRY Spongebob! General Barracuda has NO idea of the beast that could be lurking within! I hope he NEVER has to know! We have to win, no matter what!" (End Confessional)

The contestants all get into their cars, and put on their safety gear. Tigress asks: "Po, why didn't you TELL anybody that you didn't have a driver's license?" Po says: "I didn't think it was important! Besides, Master Shifu advised me not to tell anybody." Tigress says: "I don't CARE about that fact! I can teach you how to drive!" Po says: "Tigress, I am so in love with you right now!" Tigress says: "We'll race now, and love later!" Marlene asks: "What's the plan, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "You just focus on steering and driving! I'll keep a look-out on the right side and to the back of us, to make sure nobody tries to wreck us!" Marlene says: "Solid plan!!!!" General Barracuda readies a stoplight signal and says: "On your MARKS; (REV!!!!)...get SET; (REV!!!! DING!!!!)...GO!!!!" And the contestants all race off of the starting line! During the exciting racing montage, Spongebob uses his new found brute force to knock quite a few contestants out of the race! He knocks out Phoebe, Guano, Zim, Randolph, Stanley, Zarbon, Keswick, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Monster, Kaput, and even Patrick out of the race, all while a familiar song is being played during the sequence!!!!

Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: Dance-Pop/Funk. Song: "Speed Demon!"/ Spongebob: "I'm headed for the Border, it's on my mind." Phoebe: "And nothing really matters, I've got to be on time!" (CRASH!) Spongebob: "Look in the view mirror, is he hot on my tracks?" Guano: "Is he getting nearer?" Randolph: "I feel some heat is on my back!" (CRASH!) Spongebob: "Speed Demon! Speeding on the Freeway, got to get a lead way. Speed Demon!" Zim: "Doing it on the Highway, got to have it my way!" Spongebob: "Speed Demon! Mind is like a compass, I'm stopping at nothing!" Stanley: "Speed Demon! He say..." (CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!) Spongebob: "Pull Over Boy and get your ticket right!" Zarbon: "And nothing gonna stop me! Ain't no stop and go!" Spongebob: "I'm speeding on the midway!" Keswick: "I got to really burn this road!" Spongebob: "Speed Demon!" (CRASH!) Speeding on the Freeway, got to get the lead way." Zarbon: "Speed Demon!" (CRASH!) Buhdeuce: "Doing it on the highway, got to have it my way!" (CRASH!) Spongebob: "Speed Demon! Mind is like a compass, I'm stopping at nothing!" Gonard: "Speed Demon! He say..." (CRASH!) Spongebob: "Pull over boy and get your ticket right!" Marlene: "Speed Demon, you're the very same one who said the future's in your hands." Captain Retro: "The life you save could be your own." Po: "You're preaching about my life like you're the law." Tigress: "Gonna live each day and hour like for me there's no tomorrow!" Kaput: "Go! Go! Go! Ow!" (Instrumental Solo)

Monster: "Speed Demon!" (CRASH!) Spongebob: "Speeding on the freeway, got to get a lead way." Kaput: "Speed Demon! Got fire in my pocket!" Spongebob: "I just lit a rocket!" (CRASH!) Patrick: "Speed Demon!" Spongebob: "Just pull over boy and get your ticket right!" Patrick: "Speed Demon!" Spongebob: "Pull over boy and get your ticket right!" Patrick: "Speed Demon! Spongebob: "Just, pull over boy and eat your ticket! Pull over boy!!!! (CRASH!!!!) Pull over boy, and get your ticket right!" Patrick: "Ugh!" Kaput: "Ow!" Stanley: "Uh!" Spongebob: "Woo! Get your ticket right! Pull over boy-Get your ticket right! Pull over boy and get your ticket right! Pull over boy; pull over boy and get your ticket. Eat your ticket, get your ticket! Woo! Ow! Get your ticket right!" / And the epic song ends as one lap is finished! General Barracuda laughs and says: "Not BAD, Spongebob! Just like I taught you! Too bad I can't say the SAME for who USED to be your FRIENDS!!!! Ha, ha, HA!!!!" He pushes a remote control, but nothing happens! General Barracuda asks: "HUH?!!!" General Barracuda keeps pushing buttons, but nothing happens!!!! General Barracuda says: "What the HEY?!!!" General Barracuda starts pounding buttons in a frenzy, but nothing happens!!!! General Barracuda SCREAMS: "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!!!!!!!" (Confessional)

General Barracuda says: "I couldn't have POSSIBLY done anything wrong THIS time!!!! Everything was PERFECT!!!! My batteries have full juice in them, my remote is brand new, I tested it earlier, so I KNOW it’s supposed to work; it's not from the ACME corporation, so why isn't Team Retro CRASHING?!!!!!!" General Barracuda suddenly notices a sticky note in the supply closet! General Barracuda takes it and reads: "Dear, General Barracuda, thanks for making the devices on Team Retro's cars so EASY to find and remove! They are sabotaged now, PERFECTLY! Signed, yours VERY untruly, KAPUT?! UGH!!!! CURSE Kaput and his NEED for sabotage!!!! So HELP me, if his team LOSES this challenge, I'll make SURE that it's HE who gets the BOOT!!!! I don't CARE if I get FIRED!!!! Nobody is going to mess up MY perfect plans to get MY hand-picked season winner all the way to the END! Kaput will pay with his HAIR for this!!!!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Looks like Kaput has been wrecked! Looks like I have to do the sabotaging, as USUAL!!!!" Spongebob screams: "Sabotage THIS!!!!" And he SLAMS into Taotie's car, and wrecks it!!!! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Something is UP with Spongebob! I know he's supposed to be a TERRIBLE driver! But this time, it's like he INTENDED to get ME out of the race! And I'm supposed to be the one who does the TRASH removal!!!!" / Spongebob sniffs and says: "I LOVE the smell of victory in the afternoon! It smells like engine oil!" (End Confessional)

Dog exits out of his second lap and into his final one, but so does Spongebob! Dog says: "Oh, no you DON'T!!!! You won't take me out THAT easily!!" Spongebob angrily says: "Take a clue!!!! Or better YET..." Spongebob grabs a banana, and eats the fruit part, leaving the peel! Spongebob says: "Make like a banana and SPLIT!!!!" Spongebob THROWS the banana, causing Dog to spin out, and CRASH!!!! (Confessional) Dog says: "I wasn't hurt, but I wish Cat was here. He would NEVER let ANYBODY, not even SPONGEBOB push ME around! This isn't LIKE him! He better not end up on OUR team!" (End Confessional) Sniz comes out and says: "It looks like the contestants, or what's left of them, is starting to come around the final bend! Say, General Barracuda, why is there a BIG hole instead of the steel door to the cock-pit? Fondue just HAD that steel door installed!!!!" Fondue angrily says: "Nobody, say the word, 'DOOR', to ME!!!!" Sniz says: "And the first racer to finish IS...SPONGEBOB?!" Fondue asks: "Let me guess, your HELP, General Barracuda?" General Barracuda says: "YEP!!!!" Fondue asks: "But how did you...?" General Barracuda says: “A good General NEVER reveals his secrets for victory!” Sniz says: "And here come the others! Marlene and Captain Retro! Tigress and Po! Suzie, Reggie, Otto, Skipper, King Julien, Wally, Sanjay, Robot, Globitha, Norbert, Super Chum, Bulma, Dudley, Chameleon, Heffer, Oonski, Stimpy, Rocko, and Daggett! Time to tally up the results!" /

Sniz says: "Once again, one thing is VERY clear! Team Retro is the ONLY team that got all of their contestants across the finish line, so they win immunity once again!!!! And they get to keep ALL of the money they won at the casino, as a BONUS!!!! Of course, they'll also get to swap someone, but that's actually the part that's NOT clear!!!!" Fondue says: "Both Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. only got five contestants across the finish line!" Sniz says: "That means that we go to a TIE-Breaker question! Bring out the Tie-Breaker pedestal!!!! And Jenny pushes in the tie-breaker pedestal from "Legends of the Hidden Temple!" Sniz says: "Teams, pick a contestant to answer whatever question we come up with. Whoever gets the question right, gets second place status for their team. And NO follow-up questions!" Stanley asks: "Super Chum, is one of your super-powers infinite knowledge?" Super Chum says: "No. Fanboy says that when HE reaches full superhero potential, he wants the massive brain knowledge!" Zim says: "Leave it to ME!!!! I'm the alien with extra-terrestrial knowledge! Team S.R.R.R.C. can't compete with THAT!!!!" Stanley desperately says: "Do it! Do it so we don't HAVE to face elimination!!!!" Bulma says: "I'm volunteering! No WAY am I letting any of YOU lightweights jinx THIS for us!!!!" Keswick says: "Okay, but if you're wrong, we may have to eliminate YOU!!!!" Bulma says: "Then I don't think that will be a problem!" The two contestants go up to the pedestal. Sniz says: "Since we're in a city full of racing, this is a question about Driver's Licenses. True or False, in the animated series of Catdog, Dog obtained his driver's license BEFORE Cat did?!" Zim buzzes in, and Sniz asks: "Yes?!!!" Zim freaks out and asks: "Are you SERIOUS with this QUESTION?!!! Who CARES about DOG?!!! You should care about ME!!!! I'm the only one with any KNOWLEDGE on my team! The only one WORTH caring about! The only one who has over 10,000 fan-fictions WRITTEN about HIM!!!! Give a question about ME!!!!"

A buzzer sounds, and Sniz says: "OOH!!!! WRONG, Zim! Not even close, and I'm APPALLED! Seeing as how Dog is YOUR team-mate, you should KNOW all about him!" Bulma buzzes in and Sniz asks: "Yes?" Bulma says: "TRUE, obviously, Dog FINISHED every single session of his driving courses, but Cat didn't!!!!" Sniz says: "Absolutely correct! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; you have DODGED an elimination ceremony!!!! Team Adversity, I'd say ALL of you are going to face elimination, but that's not going to be the case, Team Retro has the chance to SWAP for one of you!" Captain Retro says: "And we will! We trade Spongebob, for Wally!" Sniz says: "It's settled then! Wally, you are now on Team Retro!!!! Spongebob, you're on Team Adversity! But don't worry! Since you participated for Team Retro, you cannot be voted off tonight! Remember THAT, Team Adversity! Everyone else on Team Adversity is fair game, in the elimination ceremony!" / In First Class, Wally is hugging every member on Team Retro! Wally happily says: "It's so good to BE here!" Stimpy happily says: "Good to have you aboard, my friend!" Norbert happily says: "Very enthusiastic!" Rocko happily says: "Glad to have you here!" Po happily says: "You can REALLY shine here!" Captain Retro happily says: "We have a good ally in you!" Wally happily says: "Thanks for saving me, you guys. Although, I'll kind of miss my contestants on Team Adversity; but I'll play with you just as hard as I did with them. I promise, I won't hold back!" Reggie says: "You made a good call, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro says: "We should actually be thankful to Kaput. He thought he was sabotaging our cars, earlier. But in truth, he actually SABOTAGED General Barracuda's sabotaging! Only Spongebob was supposed to finish in our team! If Kaput didn't try his old tricks, this wouldn't be possible!" Suzie says: "So we dodged a bullet, so to speak!" Robot says: "It would seem, so!"

Captain Retro says: "Still, this is no time to get T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome!!!!" Marlene asks: "T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome?" Captain Retro says: "Totally Over-Confidant, Then Blowing It syndrome! I thought you would know about it, having been in the Final Three last season!" Stimpy says: "I don't know what it is, either! Explain it to us!" Captain Retro says: "According to my extensive viewings, re-viewings, and MORE re-viewings of every episode of this show; to date, no team has EVER managed to make it 19 episodes in a season WITHOUT finishing in last place at least once! We've just finished our 18th episode STRAIGHT without winding in last place EVER! No other team can POSSIBLY say that!" Sanjay says: "So all we got to do is AVOID the T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome, and we're golden!" Captain Retro says: "It's not going to be so simple! I mean, do you have ANY idea how jealous the other two teams ARE of our crazy success?! They're going to be getting DESPERATE to make us lose in last place, they'll throw out crazy temptations for us, to throw a challenge! A good rule of thumb, is that if something sounds WAY too good to be true, it probably IS!!!! We can't let our guard down!" Daggett asks: "What's the plan of action? We haven't wound up in last place yet, but we've still lost SOME contestants from our team; we're not invincible!" Captain Retro says: "True, but I'd like to dream an impossible dream, something no team has EVER accomplished! The ability to get through the entire TEAM portion of the game without EVER winding up in last place!" Stimpy asks: "Do you really think we can accomplish it?" Captain Retro says: "We've gotten THIS far without blowing it, yet. We might as will stick together and go all the way!" Wally says: "To Team Retro!!!!" Everyone else says: "To Team Retro!!!!"

(Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Watching every episode of this show, before I came on it, obviously, I can say, with no certain uncertainty, that there may; or may not come a time when there may only be two teams eventually. If that happens, it will be much harder for Team Retro to continue to dodge elimination ceremonies! On the other hand, if it remains three teams until the team merge, we might just make it! I just don't know how the challenges are going to play out! Either way, even I can't foresee for sure which way the eliminations are going to go. All I know is that every challenge is going to bring us closer, to a merge of one kind, or another." / Daggett says: "The team I was on in season one? They didn't do so hot, DESPITE being named the Killer Beavers! Our team lost a MAJORITY of the team challenges, NONE of the ACTUAL beavers even got to the Final Seven, and only Otto managed to get to the Final Three! What a difference this season is making! I'm actually DOING very well! Still, Captain Retro is right! We can't afford to get the T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome! No matter what, I don't plan on being responsible for messing things up THIS time! I plan to remain golden!" / Wally says: "Now that I'm on Team Retro, I strangely have mixed emotions. On the one hand, it’s nice not to have the pressure of always coming up with ideas to help my team out. On the other hand, I'm not sure how well I'll do in a team of what is mostly, a well-rounded team of Ace players! I don't plan on disappearing, but it's hard for one contestant to make a difference in a team of 14, compared to 12. I wonder how my old team is going to do without; me?" / Spongebob bitterly says: "Being transferred to Team Adversity? Eh, tragic. But I STILL have the upper hand! Nobody else even KNOWS about the secret bond General Barracuda and I have; no one! And it is going to STAY that way! Mark my words, I WILL get to the Final Three somehow!" (End Confessional)

Team Adversity is at the Elimination Ceremony. Sniz says: "Spongebob, enjoy the first bag of popcorn, as your immunity demands! As for the rest of you, there are 11 contestants you can choose from. One of you will take the plunge! Who should it be?!" Randolph angrily says: "It should be ZIM, for crying out LOUD!!!! You've known Dog for TWO seasons, and you don't even KNOW that he got his Driver's License before Cat DID?!!!" Zim sarcastically says: "Excuse ME for not CARING about every STUPID, INSIPID detail of your BORING little lives!!!! Need I remind you that we wouldn't even BE in such a predicament if it weren't for; Stanley?!" Stanley asks: "What did I do?!!!" Zim says: "Only making Spongebob go off the DEEP end, and allowing him to kick our collective BUTTS in the challenge that just happened, for ONE! I think it's high time we got rid of ONE sponge, for a sponge who is SO much better at EVERYTHING!!!!" Stanley asks: "Patrick, use your brain coral, man!!!!" Patrick says: "I don't have unlimited knowledge, but I won't vote you off, you can count on that!" Stanley says: "Thank you, friend!" Sniz says: "Discussion time is over! It's time, to vote!!!!" (Confessional)

Spongebob stamps Stanley's pass-port, and mockingly says: "Bye-bye, Stanley INFERIOR-Pants!!!!" / Stanley stamps Zim's pass-port and says: "It's out of my hands, now." / Patrick stamps Zim's pass-port and says: "I've done all I can do." / Zim stamps Stanley's pass-port, and Zim angrily says: "See you NEVER, loser!!" / Randolph stamps Zim's pass-port and says: "I'll teach YOU to give Dog the respect and LOVE he deserves!" / Dog stamps Stanley's pass-port and says: "I don't take Zim's lack of my personal knowledge personally. He could still be useful to us. Stanley? Not so much." / Phoebe stamps Stanley's pass-port and she says: "I can't afford to vote off Zim. His alien knowledge skills could still be helpful to me." / Super Chum stamps Zim's pass-port and says: "I REALLY hope you are GONE, this time!" / Otto stamps Stanley's pass-port and says: "LOSER!!!! You are so O-U-T, OUT!!!!" / Skipper stamps Stanley's pass-port and says: "You're a danger to my master plan! You're out of here!" / Guano sighs and says: "I really don't know who to vote for!" / King Julien contemplates his decision and says: "I think Guano and I just might be the swing votes for this whole thing! It makes me SO nervous!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I've got 11 more contestants, but only ten more bags of popcorn. You want to stay? You're going to NEED one of these! Patrick! Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Super Chum, Otto, Skipper, King Julien, Guano!" Stanley and Zim look at each other nervously, as they are the only two left! Sniz says: "Quite a predicament. Zim, you've been at the bottom two quite a few times this season! You've been lucky so far, but has your luck FINALLY run out? Stanley, you've never BEEN in the bottom two before! Perhaps you are safe!!!! With that being said, the Final Bag of Popcorn, goes TO...!" And the music rises, making everyone nervous and on edge! Sniz finally shouts: "ZIM!!!!" Zim says: "YES!!!! I KNEW you'd make the right call!"

Sniz says: "Sorry Stanley, but Guano and King Julien's votes for you was all it took to prevent the elimination from being a tie. Drop of Shame awaits." Stanley grabs his parachute and says: "At least I made it past the second Performance Review, that's by FAR, further than I thought I would ever get! And Spongebob, I am SO sorry I ticked you OFF!!!! Please!!!! If you're STILL capable of showing forgiveness, please let me know you care!!!!" And Spongebob stops, almost as if some part of him still remembers! Zim angrily says: "Get out of here, already!!!!" And Zim SHOVES Stanley out of the plane, and Spongebob snaps back to being bad! Stanley opens up his parachute and shouts: "REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sniz says: "And with that, we are down to 37 contestants, with only 11 of those BEING from Team Adversity! Will Team Adversity be able to cope with having a number's disadvantage again? Can Team Retro avoid getting the T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome? How will Wally and Spongebob fare on different teams? These questions may or may not be answered, on the next episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Epilogue: Stanley actually LANDS in the ocean, and lands right in the front yard of Uncle Sherm! From off-screen, Uncle Sherm says: "STANLEY!!!! Did you FINALLY get eliminated?!!!" Stanley sadly says: "Yes. Were you expecting me to?" Uncle Sherm says: "Are you serious?!!! I'm $4,000 RICHER because of you! Everybody else counted you a GONER before episode two! But not me, I stood up for you, I said you would make it past the SECOND Performance Review, and you did! You made me proud, Stanley!" Stanley says: "I'm so glad for that!" Uncle Sherm says: "Hey! I heard Girly Teengirl just gave birth to Craig Mammalton's two boys, Marty and Tony! She's available to date again, and she wants to see you!" Stanley gasps and excited asks: "ME?!!! She wants to see ME?!!! I've got to go see her right away!!!!" And Stanley runs off, Uncle Sherm shouts: "Be sure to bring me back some Bran Flakes, with the bold, new flavor!" /

Episode Notes: Stanley Squarepants gets eliminated with this episode. With this episode's epilogue, this marks the first time that an ELIMINATED contestant has been seen in the epilogue, and the first time Uncle Sherm has been heard, but not seen. Team Retro wins $56,000 combined in casino money, and they swap Wally for Spongebob. This marks the third episode to have four songs in it. Specifically, "Stand Back" (also mentioned as part of the episode title), "Poor Unfortunate Souls, Bad," and "Speed Demon!" This also marks the first time that a Disney song has been used (albeit, slightly altered to fit story context) and the first time a Michael Jackson song has been used in an episode. This also marks the first time this season that Spongebob doesn't sing with his own voice in a song (as he sometimes does in his ACTUAL show!) General Barracuda takes away Spongebob's free will, in exchange for making him a good driver, FINALLY giving Spongebob his driver's license! /

Personal Notes: Up until now, Spongebob's relevance in this season has been little to almost non-existent. Despite being a starring force in his own show; because Spongebob is surrounded by so many other contestants who are FAR more capable and competent in this season than in any season he's been in prior, Spongebob has been feeling pushed aside and over-looked. This episode was made to prove that EVERYBODY has a breaking point, even someone like Spongebob! One of the themes of this season has been a very fundamental question; how far would YOU go to get something that you DESPERATELY wanted?! And if you went that far, would it all be worth it in the end? That's one of the reasons why this season has a PG rating, the moral answer isn't as cut clean and obvious as it was in the first two seasons. Sometimes, tough choices have to be made, and it always hinges on the morals of the majority at large. That's a theme that I wanted to explore this season. Also, Stanley was the second one-time character that I wanted to feature from "Spongebob Squarepants." I wanted to show that there was a LOT more to Stanley than being a klutz! For the most part, he was a very nice guy. But like his cousin Spongebob, he was PAINFULLY oblivious to social cues, and lack of discretion. It's this weakness of Stanley's that ultimately sent Spongebob over the edge, and caused Stanley's own elimination. Stanley's story may have ended, but Spongebob's story is only beginning! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

Día del Diabólico

    Empezamos con una toma de espacio, cerca del planeta Tierra. Core Earth es un planeta que es exactamente como el nuestro en la mayoría de las formas, hasta la colocación y las formas de los continentes. Sin embargo, hay una diferencia masiva: La tierra de la base está situada en otra dimensión enteramente, y era una vez hogar a una civilización poderosa conocida como Annunaki. Los Annunaki eran una raza cambiante de seres humanos como los reptiles que habitaban el planeta hace miles de años. Los Annunaki poseían tecnología muy avanzada, siendo los más codiciados los puentes; Dispositivos que permitían viajes interuniversales. Utilizando estos dispositivos, los Annunaki ganaron el control no sólo del multiverso, sino también del continuo espacio-tiempo. Sus dioses, los Antiguos Antiguos, los castigaban por su insolencia y sus objetivos de conquista.

    Y así, los Annunaki desaparecieron, su tecnología se preservó y el multiverso se desincronizó de nuevo al flujo natural del tiempo-espacio. 20.000 años más tarde, un nuevo orden sería fundado en la tierra de la base después de que un agujero de gusano transportara a un grupo de colonos del espacio a la tierra de la base en 2178 ANUNCIO: la federación del Multiverse. Usando los puentes que aún trabajan, los colonos transportaron el 60% de la población de la Tierra al nuevo planeta, en un evento conocido como el Éxodo. Poco después, los humanos descubrieron que otros universos estaban ahí fuera, y se propusieron construir una nueva civilización democrática, llamándose a sí mismos la Federación Unida de Multiversos, o la Federación Multiverso para abreviar. Nuestra historia comienza en el año 800 AE (después del éxodo), o 2978 AD. Core Earth ha estado en paz durante siglos, gobernado por la Federación con una mano justa. Hasta ahora...

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-Coastal cae, la base occidental Tierra-

    El sol brilló en la ciudad flotante de Coastal Falls como las nubes de la madrugada se separaron para revelar el cielo azul brillante arriba. La ciudad en sí era del tamaño de Los Ángeles, construida en una isla mantenida en lo alto por propulsores. A medida que los ciudadanos iban alrededor de su día, un pequeño buque de plata estacionado frente a la Academia de Coastal Falls, una de las escuelas más valoradas de la ciudad. El barco se parecía a un crucero Irken Voot con toques de oro. Dentro de la nave misma, había dos criaturas. Pingüinos, para ser más específico. En el asiento del conductor había un pájaro de unos 70 años de edad, con un esmoquin bastante bonito. Sus plumas eran de un plateado grisáceo, y él tenía una mirada amable, pero de clase alta sobre él. Su nombre era Giles, y él era el mayordomo fiel de la familia Manchot (mon-CHO) rica. En el asiento del conductor estaba el único hijo de Jacques Manchot, patriarca de la familia y famoso chef: Retthi Manchot, de quien prefería llamarse "Lechuga".

    Ambos pingüinos, aparte de la edad y el color de las plumas, parecían lo mismo. Sus cuerpos eran pequeños y en cuclillas, y ambas aves medían alrededor de 3,5 pies de altura. Estaban cubiertos con un color predominante de plumas, Giles 'ser gris y lechuga es una bonita sombra verde. Las excepciones a esta regla eran sus áreas del estómago, cubiertas enteramente en plumas blancas. Los pies de los pingüinos eran rectángulos redondeados de un tono naranja, y sus picos eran ovales redondeados, también anaranjados. Y para colmo, mientras que Giles tenía 70 años, Lettuce era 51 años más joven: 19. Cuando Lechuga salió de la nave, Giles sonrió cálidamente. "Maestro Manchot, espero que estés listo, la universidad es una gran responsabilidad".

"Relájate, Giles." Lechuga dijo con una risa. "No tengo nada de que preocuparme." Y con eso, el barco se marchó, muy probablemente de regreso a la finca familiar. Mirando hacia la escuela, Lettuce pudo ver que era un tipo de ladrillo-mortero-y-concreto de edificio, que parecía bastante arcaico para una sociedad tan avanzada, pero a algunas personas les gustaba de esa manera. El campus en sí era bastante grande, lo suficientemente apropiado, debido al hecho de que Coastal Falls Academy atendió tanto a la escuela secundaria como a los estudiantes universitarios. Los dormitorios y las aulas estaban espaciados uniformemente, permitiendo un acceso sencillo. Con estas observaciones en mente, Lechuga tomó una respiración profunda y entró en la escuela.

    Al mismo tiempo que Lettuce estaba siendo dejado fuera, una joven de unos 14 años de edad se mantuvo fuera de la CFA. Ella tenía alrededor de 4'11 ", con el pelo rubio envuelto en bollos del odango de la twintail Su piel era muy justa, con los ojos azules azules Vestida en un fuku del marinero (como era la tradición detrás casera), la muchacha, nombrada Usagi Tsukino, A pesar de que había estado viviendo en esta ciudad durante varias semanas, todavía se sentía sola y aislada.Sin embargo, aunque era muy sociable, Usagi todavía no había hecho una amiga en las Cataratas del Litoral, ni tampoco creía que alguna vez lo haría Ella echaba de menos a sus amigos en casa, especialmente a su bestia Naru. Tratando de contener las lágrimas, Usagi entró en la escuela, sin saberlo después de Lechuga.

    Cuando Lettuce entró en la escuela, tuvo la sensación de que alguien lo seguía. Lentamente volteando la cabeza para poder ver detrás de él, Lettuce vio a Usagi, que parecía estar llorando. Parecía que no podía aguantar más en el agua y se había derrumbado. Lamentando a la chica, Lechuga se acercó a ella. "Hey hey hey, no hay necesidad de lágrimas ..." dijo calmadamente, colocando sus aletas en el brazo izquierdo de Usagi. -¿Qué sucede? preguntó. Usagi expresó sus temores y preocupaciones mientras dejaba de llorar. La lechuga escuchaba, asintiendo con la cabeza cuando era apropiado y pulverizando sólo cuando Usagi estaba terminado. "Wow, eso es difícil." Lechuga dijo finalmente. -Si quieres, seré tu primer amigo aquí. La lechuga pronto se encontró en un abrazo muy apretado.

    En otra parte de la escuela, tres individuos muy diferentes se habían encontrado y ya formaban una amistad bastante agradable: Naruto Uzumaki, Toby Jones y Pinkamena Diane Pie, o "Pinkie", como ella prefería ser llamada. Cada uno de estos tres provenía de diversos orígenes, y por extensión, varios mundos: Naruto de un mundo de ninjas, Toby de un mundo donde la gente vivía junto a criaturas conocidas como Pokemon, y Pinkie de un mundo de ponis multicolores hablando. Cada uno de ellos tenía diferentes razones para estar en Coastal Falls, pero todos tenían el mismo motivo básico de educación. Naruto, por ejemplo, había decidido seguir un año de educación después de que la Federación Multiverso hubiera hecho el primer contacto, Toby había decidido tomar un descanso del entrenamiento de Pokemon (a instancias de su madre, una ex entrenadora) y Pinkie fue Parte de un programa de intercambio. Naruto era un joven de 17 años, de cabello rubio y ojos azules. Llevaba una chaqueta negra, y una diadema gris con una placa de metal en la parte delantera, que estaba grabada con una espiral, el símbolo de su pueblo. Toby era un niño de 15 años, con la piel clara y un mop de pelo grasiento negro. Llevaba una camiseta negra con una chaqueta de mezclilla azul y pantalones vaqueros desteñidos que también pudieron haber sido azules, pero se habían desvanecido a la mayoría de los blancos a lo largo de los años.

También llevaba zapatos de tenis espolvoreados que alguna vez habían sido negros, pero que ahora eran marrones. Pinkie era una yegua que, aunque no daba su edad exacta, dijo que estaba en su adolescencia - temprana edad adulta. Tenía una capa de color rosa claro, con su melena siendo una sombra más profunda y en un estilo poofed-up. Sus ojos eran de un azul oceánico, transmitiendo su personalidad: tonta, dulce e inocente, pero con una raya grave y oculta. El rasgo más definitorio de Pinkie, sin embargo, era la marca tatuaje de tres globos en ambos lados de su flanco. Cuando se le preguntó al respecto, el pony explicó que era su "cutie mark", una representación de sus talentos innatos, en este caso lanzando fiestas. Ella fue más lejos explicando que todos los potros en su mundo tenían uno que recibieron en sus foalhoods. Pinkie luego siguió su explicación con su propia serie de preguntas, sobre todo en relación con el pastel de Naruto y Toby, dulces y preferencias de bebida.

    Como todo esto estaba sucediendo, muy por encima de la Tierra del Núcleo, una gran nave espacial estaba entrando en órbita alrededor del planeta. La propia nave tenía un casco bastante grande, de color rojo oxidado. A los costados de la nave había grandes alas de murciélago mecánicas, inútiles en el espacio, pero eran una decoración increíble. Esta nave era conocida como el Diabolic, y su tripulación estaba aquí para comenzar sus planes de conquista. Desde dentro, varios seres estaban de pie en la habitación central del barco, que era bastante tenue, con estantes alineados con pequeñas estatuas de bronce de varios monstruos. El líder de estos seis seres era una criatura bastante alta e imponente, a pesar de su aspecto demacrado. Estaba completamente rojo, con pequeños cuernos y unos ojos blancos y brillantes. Su fila superior de dientes colmillos estaba sobresaliendo de su mandíbula superior, pero esto no afectó su discurso de ninguna manera, curiosamente. Su nombre era Diabolica, Emperador del Tauran, y él estaba ... esperando expandir su gobierno, para decirlo a la ligera. A pesar de su nombre femenino que suena, sin embargo, él era una fuerza a ser contada con. -Mi leal tripulación -empezó el emperador-. "Hoy comenzamos nuestra conquista de este planeta llamado Core Earth, y toda la realidad misma!"

"Mi señor ..." preguntó una voz femenina y aguda.

-¿Sí, Circe? -preguntó Diabolica, claramente molesta.

-¿Cómo supones que conquistaremos la Tierra Central? Circe, un cerdo antropomorfo obeso vestido con trajes de bruja preguntó. Su compañera Kraky, una criatura magra que se asemejaba al Kraken de Clash of the Titans, asintió con la cabeza.

"Obviamente, usaremos el poder de los Bloodbasssts." Una voz, también femenina, siseó mientras se deslizaba hacia Circe. Esta mujer, desde la cabeza hasta la cintura, se parecía a una mujer pelirroja y atractiva con ojos azules desvanecidos. Sin embargo, desde la cintura hacia abajo, tenía un cuerpo largo y verde, parecido a una serpiente. Su nombre era Vipera, y ella era uno de los miembros superiores de Diabolica.

"¡Bah!" El general Bahphomet, una criatura grisácea grisácea con ojos rojos como la sangre se burló. Los rituales no funcionan a menos que los hagas correctamente, y Drako es el único que sabe cómo hacerlos.
"En realidad tenemos muchos usos para Bloodbeasts, Baphomet." Diabolica interrumpió. "Tal como lo que vamos a utilizar para nuestro primer reconocimiento de la Tierra de la Tierra. DRAKO!"

-¿Y-sí? Una voz sibilante vino de un poco más lejos. La voz pertenecía a un lagarto de color rojo y dorado con túnicas sacerdotales. Su nombre era Drako, y él estaba a cargo de los rituales de creación de Bloodbeast.
 

"¡Crea un Bloodbeast para nuestro primer ataque a la tierra de la base!" Ordenó Diabolica.

"Si señor." Drako respondió, agarrando una estatuilla de un dinosaurio con un cuerno de unicornio. Colocando la figura sobre una pequeña plataforma situada encima de un caldero, Drako sacó una daga de su túnica y le cortó el brazo, dejando que la sangre goteara sobre el plato y dentro del recipiente. Envolviendo la herida para que no sangrara, Drako empezó a recitar un antiguo encantamiento:

"Filiorum tenebrarum obsecro te.

¡Ut vas possidere liceat! "

Como Drako recitó, la figura ganó venas pulsantes rojas en su cuerpo que parecía estar ... vivo. Poco a poco, la figura comenzó a crecer al tamaño de un ser humano, y su piel de bronce reemplazado con carne gris, convirtiendo el cuerno en un taladro de plata. Mientras la criatura empezaba a respirar por primera vez, Drako sonrió a Diabolica. -¡Milord, te presento a Unirex!

 
"... No es el más creativo de los nombres, pero lo hará muy bien." Pensó Diabolica. -Una palabra de consejo, Drako: no te vayas cortando cada vez que crees un Bloodbeast.

-Señor, señor mío, de ahora en adelante usaré los frascos de sangre que he guardado en mis aposentos.

"Excelente." Dijo Diabolica, convocando a un pequeño grupo de sus soldados de pie, conocido como Imps. Los Imps parecían ser pequeños demonios rojos, con cuernos afilados y puntiagudos, ojos blancos con pequeñas pupilas negras, garras afiladas y dientes. Había 10 Imps en total, un grupo considerable para causar caos. Diabolica teletransportó los Imps hacia abajo en la Plaza de las Cataratas de la Costa. "Pronto, ¡SERÉ UN DIOS!"

    Al mismo tiempo, Diabolica estaba comenzando su conquista de la Tierra del Núcleo, muy por debajo de la Academia de las Cataratas del Litoral, allí estaba un gran edificio forrado de acero. Desde dentro, las paredes estaban llenas de ordenadores que parpadeaban en rojo, azul, amarillo, verde y rosa. En una esquina había una gran bola de cristal. En otro, había un podio en el que se hallaban cinco dispositivos semejantes a relojes inteligentes, con cinco joyas de colores situadas a su lado. En el centro había una gran consola de ordenador con varios botones e interruptores. Lo que estaba en la parte delantera de la habitación, sin embargo, era lo más sorprendente: un hombre encapuchado con una capa blanca y un pequeño robot humanoide con un cuerpo rojo, apéndices en forma de tubo y una cabeza en forma de platillo de oro con visera. El hombre encapuchado se agitó como si estuviera dormido, sorprendiendo al robot.

¡Omnus! -dijo el robot con voz aguda, la visera brillando de rojo mientras hablaba-. ¡Estás despierto después de todos estos años!

-Sí, Alpha. El hombre conocido como Omnus habló. -Me he despertado de mi milenio de animación suspendida, ¿sabes lo que esto significa?

"¿No conseguiremos nuestra pizza en 30 minutos o menos?" -preguntó Alpha.

"Este no es el momento para los de una línea, Alpha. Este planeta está en grave peligro". Omnus regañó. "Es el momento de teletransportarnos a los mejores representantes de la bondad y la humanidad en el multiverso".

"Te refieres...?" -preguntó Alpha, exasperada.

"Sí. Adolescentes con actitud".

"Ay-yi-yi!" Alfa declaró. "¡Sabía que esto pasaría!" Al pasar a la consola del ordenador, Alpha establecer las coordenadas de teletransporte, y presionó un botón verde.

    De regreso a CFA, Lettuce y Usagi habían estado charlando ociosamente cuando este último notó algo extraño. "Lechuga, ¿soy yo o somos ...?"

"¿Flotante?" Lechuga respondió. "Sí, sí. Creo que algo raro va a ser ¡NO!" Cuando Lettuce terminó su frase, fue teletransportado fuera de la escuela en un destello de luz verde. Antes de que Usagi pudiera reaccionar, ella también fue teletransportada fuera de la escuela en un destello de luz amarilla. Naruto, Toby y Pinkie también fueron teletransportados en flashes de rojo, azul y rosa respectivamente.

    Cuando los cinco habían aterrizado, se encontraron en el edificio revestido de acero. Mirando a su alrededor, todos tenían diferentes reacciones: Lechuga asombrada, Usagi asustada, Naruto confundido, Toby excitado, y Pinkie curioso. "¿Dónde estamos?" -preguntó Usagi.

"No lo sé, es increíble." Lechuga respondió.

"Yo tampoco." Naruto continuó.

 
"¡Es impresionante!" Respondió Toby.

"¡Luces bonitas!" Comentó Pinkie.

Después de un momento de silencio incómodo, los cinco se introdujeron, luego comenzaron a explorar. Toby y Usagi fueron a la izquierda, Lettuce y Pinkie salieron a la derecha. Naruto se quedó solo en el centro, y comenzó a caminar hacia delante, chocando con Alpha. ¡Ay-yi-yi, lo siento mucho! -dijo el robot, volviéndose-.

"Whoa ... un robot." Naruto dijo.

"¿Un robot?" Toby dijo, caminando hacia Naruto y Alpha, seguido por Usagi. Lechuga y Pinkie hicieron lo mismo.

"Sí." Naruto dijo, volviéndose hacia Alpha. "Hola. ¿Puedes decirnos dónde estamos?"

"Soy Alpha 8. Y estás en el Centro de Comando". Alfa respondió.

"Y yo soy Omnus de Eltar, nacido de la Orden de Zoltar, como mi bisabuelo Zordon antes que yo." Omnus saludó.

"¿Por qué estamos aquí?" -preguntó Toby.

"Me alegra que hayas preguntado." Omnus respondió. "Este planeta está en gran peligro."

"¡Gran peligro? ¡Eso es terrible!" Dijo Pinkie.

"Es, mi querida, observa el Globo de observación." Omnus dijo, dirigiendo al grupo hacia la bola de cristal. Dentro de ella, los cinco observaron los Imps rampaging en la plaza de la ciudad, luego una imagen del propio Diabolica. "Éste es el emperador Diabolica, líder del Imperio Taurano, que busca tomar el control de este planeta y luego de todo el multiverso. Ustedes han sido seleccionados para formar un equipo de héroes de élite conocido como los Power Rangers".

"... Power Rangers?" Preguntó Usagi, inclinando ligeramente la cabeza.

"Por favor dirija su atención al podio de la derecha." Omnus instruido. El grupo rodeó el podio, mirando los relojes y piedras preciosas.

"Estos son los Power Watches, que te permitirán transformarte en tus formas Ranger cuando llamas 'Multiverse, Save Core Earth', junto a los relojes son tus Power Gems, imbuidas de las energías de los antiguos dinosaurios. Se les ha concedido el poder del poderoso Tiranosaurio y la posición del Ranger Rojo, Toby, el Stegosaurus y el papel de Blue Ranger, Lechuga, Triceratops y poderes del Ranger Verde. Usagi, Hadrosaueus y las habilidades del Amarillo Ranger, Pinkie, Thw Anklylosaurus y los deberes del Ranger Rosa. " Tomando los relojes y gemas, el grupo colocó las gemas en los agujeros centrales inferiores de los relojes. -También tienes el control de poderosos Zords, máquinas de guerra masivas que sólo se utilizarán como último recurso. Omnus explicó. "Tus Zords pueden combinarse en el Multimegazord, el arma definitiva contra el mal. ¡Ahora, vete, pelea contra los Imps, y que el poder te proteja".

    Los Rangers recién acuñados fueron transportados a la plaza de la ciudad, donde los Imps los estaban esperando. Entrando en posiciones de combate, Naruto en el frente, Usagi y Toby a la izquierda y derecha, Lettuce y Pinkie en la parte de atrás, el equipo comenzó a elaborar estrategias. Después de un poco de reflexión, Toby habló. "Vamos a dividir, de esa manera podemos tomar a estos tipos más fácil." Los otros asintieron y se separaron. Toby se dio cuenta con bastante rapidez de que la división no pudo haber sido la mejor idea, ya que no tenía experiencia en las artes marciales ni en el combate cuerpo a cuerpo. Decidido a improvisar con golpes y patadas al azar, Toby encontró que tomar los Imps abajo era sorprendentemente fácil.

    Usagi, sin embargo, estaba teniendo mucha más dificultad en la lucha contra los Imps, sin embargo. La experiencia de enfrentarse a pequeños demonios hizo que Usagi se derrumbara en llanto. Esto tenía una ventaja, sin embargo: el sonido de sus gritos fue recogido por el amarillo Power Gem, y amplificado en un ataque de energía, golpeando a los dos Imps atrás. Los Imps intentaron atacar a Usagi de nuevo. Y otra vez. Y otra vez, en vano. Toby corrió hacia Usagi, la calmó y le dio unas palabras de aliento. Usagi bajó las lágrimas y se levantó. Recordando todo el manga que leyó en casa, Usagi envió una patada voladora hacia los Imps.

    La lechuga, al igual que Usagi y Toby, no tenía experiencia en combate personal, pero ya tenía un plan. Al notar varios tablones de madera cerca, Lechuga corrió, asegurándose de que los Imps lo siguieran. Asegurándose de armarse con un tablón, Lettuce miró a los Imps. "Hey muchachos." Él saludó -Quería invitarte a mi fiesta de Bienvenida a los Power Rangers. Los Imps se miraron, luego a Lettuce. "Oh vamos, chicos, será un BASH!" Y con eso, Lettuce derribó el tablón sobre la cabeza del primer Imp, rompiendo su cráneo abierto. El segundo Imp paró de luchar para llorar a su camarada caído, así que Lechuga tomó la ocasión de abrirse también ese cráneo.

    Naruto, por su parte, tuvo el mejor momento para luchar contra los Imps. Usando su técnica de Clon Sombra, Naruto creó un doble de sí mismo para ayudarlo a luchar contra los soldados de infantería. El dúo, utilizando todos los movimientos que podían pensar en una mano, fácilmente derrotó a los Imps.

    Pinkie, de igual modo, tuvo el mejor momento para luchar contra los Imps. Usando su cañón de partido (que ella nunca dejó la casa sin), Pinkue apuntó al primer Imp y lanzó un pastel en él. Esto le proporcionó no sólo una victoria, sino también una distracción viable mientras luchaba contra el segundo Imp. Agarrando a la criatura demoníaca pequeña, Pinkie procedió a bodyslam la criatura, haciendo que explotara de la fuerza del impacto, lo que causó Pinkie rebote como una pelota de goma. El primer Imp dejó de comer el pastel que había sido lanzado en él, y cargado en la yegua rosada. La respuesta de Pinkie fue llenar el pobre grito de Imp en el cañón y disparar contra una pared de ladrillo cercana.

    El emperador Diabolica no estaba contento. No feliz en absoluto, no siree bob. Su plan entero para invadir la tierra de la base ya se estaba separando, y en manos de los ciudadanos comunes, no menos! Pero estaba decidido a detener a estas insignificantes criaturas, sin importar el costo. "UNIREX!" Bramó ¡Destruya a esos seres necios!
 

-Sí, maestro -respondió Unirex, su voz sonaba como si Batman de Christian Bale hiciera gárgaras de grava-.

Mientras tanto, los Rangers se felicitaban mutuamente por sus victorias contra los Imps cuando Naruto vio Unirex ser enviado abajo. "Parece que tenemos otro tipo con quien tratar." él dijo.

"¡Qué extraño!" Dijo Toby.

"Espera ... Omnus dijo que estos relojes nos darían poder!" Lechuga entró. -¡Hagámoslo!

Los otros asintieron. "MULTIVERSE, AHORRA LA TIERRA BASE!" Invocaron como energía blanca en el grupo y los trajes de Ranger se materializaron. Los cascos eran colores enteramente sólidos, aparte de los visores que eran puramente negro bordado con oro. Los trajes en sí eran en su mayoría sólidos, con formas de diamante blanco situado en los hombros, cofres, torsos inferiores y piernas. Las piezas de la caja eran símbolos dorados que representaban una imagen de la Tierra del Núcleo. Cuando la secuencia de transformación había terminado, el equipo posó en las mismas posiciones que antes, con una explosión que sucede aleatoriamente detrás de ellos. Nadie comentó sobre esto, ni siquiera el monstruo que estaban a punto de pelear.

"¡JAJAJA!" Unirex se burló. "Trajes bonitos, tontos! ¿A dónde vas, una bola de mascarada para los geeks del sótano?"

"¡No, pero sabemos a dónde vas!" Respondió Toby. -¡Vuelve a los pozos donde vives!

"¿Ah, entonces es así?" Unirex respondió. "¡No lo creo, amigo! ¡Estoy planeando quedarme, así que te daré una cálida bienvenida!" Unirex procedió a disparar una pequeña corriente de fuego, sacando al equipo de sus poses y causando chispas para volar.

 
"Hombre, este tipo es duro!" Naruto dijo.

"¡Sí!" Usagi estuvo de acuerdo, levantándose y quitándose el polvo.

"¿Qué hacemos?" -preguntó Pinkie.

"Nosotros peleamos." Lechuga contestó, cobrando en Unirex.

"NO, ESPERA UN MINUTO DE LECHUGA, TIENE A-" gritó Naruto cuando Unirex golpeó Lettuce con su cuerno de perforación.

"...perforar." Naruto terminó secamente.

Lettuce se levantó y comenzó a pelear con Unirex, que seguía perforándolo. "Whoa ... como un Rhyhorn." -murmuró Toby.

"¿Un qué?" -preguntó Usagi, mirando a Toby con una mirada confusa.

Ahora te lo contaré, ahora tenemos que ayudar a Lettuce. Respondió Toby.

Naruto asintió con la cabeza, mientras dirigía la carga contra Unirex, quien se echó a reír mientras las uñas de sus uñas se convertían en katanas.

"Oh, veo que has vuelto para ayudar a tu pequeño amigo aquí, es una lástima que lo veas convertido en nuggets de pollo". -dijo la criatura.

"... ¿Qué ... me llamaste, hijo de puta?" Gritó la lechuga, con la sangre hirviendo.

-Me has oído, pájaro, me has oído muy bien. Unirex respondió, afilando sus garras y caminando hacia Lechuga.

"NADIE ... ¡ME LLAMA ... POLLO!" Lechuga gritó, cargando un puñetazo y golpeando Unirex en el estómago. Unirex no sólo retrocedió, sino que se hizo más débil. Mucho más débil.

¡Su punto débil es su estómago! Naruto dijo a sus compañeros.

Toby sonrió a Naruto debajo de su casco. -¿Estás pensando en lo que estoy pensando?

"¡Tú lo sabes!" Naruto respondió, preparando una patada voladora. Toby y los demás hicieron lo mismo.

"Bueno, equipo, ¡tres! ¡Uno ... dos ... TRES!" Naruto dijo, todo el equipo volando con Unirex, causando que explotara.

    Esto enfadó a Diabolica más lejos, y se volvió hacia Drako con una mirada feroz. "Tráele de regreso." Dijo fríamente.
"Sinceramente lo haría, señor, pero sólo hay un problema: no puedo traer Unirex de vuelta, a menos que se pida a las fuerzas del caos que lo hagan crecer".
 

-¿Dónde está el problema, entonces? -preguntó Diabolica, su tono cada vez más enfadado.

-Las fuerzas del caos son muy peligrosas y arriesgadas para convocar, milord, existe la posibilidad de que, si se trajo de vuelta, Unirex se volvería inestable. Drako explicó.

"Entonces ese es un riesgo que tendremos que tomar". -dijo Diabolica, acercándose al caldero. "¡LAS FUERZAS DE CHAOS, HACEN MI GROOOOW DEL BLOODBEAST!" Gritó Diabolica, convocando un rayo rojo que golpeó el lugar donde Unirex estuvo de pie, reviviendo al monstruo y convirtiéndolo en un gigante.

"Whoa!" Gritó la lechuga. -¡Es tan grande como un acorazado!

-¿Qué vamos a hacer? -preguntó Usagi, asustado. "No hay manera de que podamos luchar contra él mientras somos tan pequeños!"

"Omnus también mencionó algo llamado un 'Multimegazord', ¿verdad?" -preguntó Toby a Naruto. "Podemos convocar eso para tratar con Unirex!"

"¡Buena idea!" Naruto dijo. "¡NECESITAMOS EL PODER DE DINOZORD AHORA!" -gritó al cielo-. A lo lejos, se escuchaban fuertes rugidos cuando los Dinozords fueron convocados. El Tyrannosaurus Dinozord era principalmente un sólido rojo con parches de plata y brillantes ojos blancos. El Stegosaurus Dinozord era casi enteramente azul, aparte de las coloraciones de plata y oro de sus aletas espinales, así como el vientre y las piernas puramente plateados, con los ojos que brillaban un amarillo misterioso. El Triceratops Zord era enteramente verde, con amenazantes ojos rojos. El Hadrosaurus Dinozord era de una vena similar, de color amarillo completamente sólido, con ojos azules como el de Usagi. La mitad superior del Ankylosaurus Dinozord era una rosa caliente, mientras que la mitad inferior era totalmente plata. Los cockpits de cada Zord eran todos idénticos, siendo enteramente plata cuartos con un símbolo coloreado que representaba el Dinozord, y por extensión, el Ranger que lo pilotaba. Los controles para los Zords, de igual forma, eran idénticos, consistentes en varios botones y joysticks como un videojuego. Cuando los Rangers fueron transportados a las cabinas de sus Dinozords, cada uno de ellos tuvo diferentes reacciones y comentarios:

"¡Ranger rojo cerrado y cargado!" Naruto dijo.

"¡Increíble!" Comentó Toby.

"Es hora de patear el culo y masticar goma de mascar ... y estoy todo fuera de chicle." Lechuga declarada.

"Ooh, ¿eso es un estéreo?" Usagi preguntó, notando un sistema estéreo en su Zord.

"... ¡UN TIRADOR DE CARAMELOS ?!" -gritó Pinkie entusiasmado-.

Una vez que los otros Rangers estaban listos, Naruto comenzó la secuencia de transformación para el Multimegazord. "Multimegazord secuencia se ha activado." Una voz robótica anunciada como el Tyrannosaurus Dinozord comenzó a transformarse en la cabeza y el torso de un ser humano. El Stegosaurus Dinozord se dividió por la mitad para formar los brazos, uniéndose al cuerpo. El Ankylosaurus y Hadrosaurus Dinozords se fusionaron para formar la pierna izquierda, y el Triceratops Dinozord formó la pierna derecha. "Multimegazord secuencia completa." La voz robótica anunció que la transformación terminó. Ahora, en una cabina lo suficientemente grande como para caber a todos ellos, los Rangers se prepararon para tomar Unirex de una vez por todas.

-¡Oh, bueno, tengo un nuevo compañero de juegos! Unirex cacareó mientras cargaba contra el Multimegazord.

"¡¿Quieres jugar?!" Naruto se burló. "Todo bien, entonces, vamos a jugar a los luchadores!" El Multimegazord entonces paró Unirex muerto en sus huellas como piledriving el monstruo en la tierra. Unirex soltó un gemido de dolor mientras se levantaba lentamente.

 
"¿Quieres jugar sucio? ¡Bien, jugaré también sucio!" Unirex gritó mientras activaba su cuerno de perforación.

"¡Activa Dino Shields!" Toby dijo rápidamente mientras presionaba un botón que formaba dos escudos redondos de oro sólido que aparecieron en las manos del Multimegazord. El taladro de Unirex emitió brillantes chispas mientras intentaba debilitar los escudos. El Multimegazord, cuando el taladro comenzó a desacelerar de ejercer tanta energía, lanzó el escudo izquierdo en el cuerno, rompiéndolo y dejando un agujero enorme en la frente de Unirex.

"¡NO MI BONITO CUERNO!" Unirex gritó, bastante molesto. Reforzando sus garras de nuevo, Unirex levantó los brazos para cortar el Multimegazord, golpeando el robot un poco. Pensando rápidamente, Lettuce preparó el segundo Dino Shield y lo tiró, con la esperanza de contraatacar. Lo que consiguió fue que el escudo volviera como un bumerán, cortando los dos brazos de Unirex en el proceso. Ahora sin brazos y casi sin defensas, Unirex siguió luchando aunque estaba sangrando lentamente. Aprovechando la oportunidad de acabar con su enemigo, los Vigilantes convocaron a la Espada de Poder, una cuchilla de plata que aterrizó el casco en el suelo. Recogiéndolo, el Multimegazord preparó un movimiento de acabado como Unirex pidió misericordia.

-¡Por favor, no me mates! Unirex suplicó. "No lo dije en serio cuando insulté tus trajes, soy ..." Unirex no llegó a terminar sus súplicas, ya que la barra de la Espada de Poder le hizo explotar.

-Buen trabajo, Rangers. Omus dijo, comunicándose con el Multimegazord. Vuelva al Centro de Mando de inmediato.

    Mientras tanto, el emperador Diabolica había alcanzado su punto de ebullición. "¡USTEDES IDIOTANOS SI NO FUERON PARA AQUELLOS PODERES RANGERS, NUESTRO PRIMER ATAQUE HABÍA SIDO EXITOSO!"

-No se preocupe, mi emperador, los derrotaremos pronto. Dijo Baphomet.

-Espero que sí, Baphomet. -dijo Vipera, acariciando la cabeza de su amante-. "Por una vez lo hacemos, les haremos pagar".

"Sinceramente espero que no los derrotemos pronto." Circe susurró a Kraky, compartiendo un cuenco de palomitas con su amiga. "Los desmayos del Emperador son demasiado divertidos para ver."

    Mientras tanto, en el Centro de Comando, Omnus estaba sonriendo a sus Rangers desde debajo de su capucha. "Te has portado bien, Power Rangers, has mostrado al emperador Diabolica que, como equipo, eres una fuerza de bien que se tendrá en cuenta, pero aunque hayamos ganado esta batalla, hay muchos más que pelear".

Naruto respiró hondo y habló. "Incluso si toma el resto de nuestras vidas, nos dedicaremos todos los días a derrotar a Diabolica. ¿Quién está conmigo?"

"Yo soy." Lechuga dijo, extendiendo una aleta.

"¡Yo también!" -dijo Toby, poniendo su mano sobre la aleta de Lechuga.

"Aunque eso fue realmente aterrador, ¡cuenten conmigo!" -dijo Usagi, poniendo su mano-.

-¡A mí los cuatro! Pinkie dijo feliz, poniendo su casco derecho en la pila.

Naruto sonrió cuando se unió a las manos, la aleta y el casco con sus compañeros. Lanzando sus apéndices al aire, se podía oír una cosa en el Centro de Comando:

"¡RANGERS DE POTENCIA!"

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APRIL FOOLS!  This year I decided I'd upload a new episode today...a Spanish translation of "Day of the Diabolic"! I hope you enjoyed this little prank. I know I did. Don't worry, though, the actual new episode, "Have You Heard?", will be uploaded soon.

 

 

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I need to re-run this episode of "Total Cartoon Action" next; because otherwise, the next episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" that I want to re-run WON'T make any sense! And yes, this IS probably the STUPIDEST episode of "Total Cartoon Action" that I have EVER written; just go with it! /

Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we paid homage to the Road Trip Movie. Some contestants, like Norbert and Marlene, were REALLY focused on getting towards the goal! Other contestants, like Dog and Spongebob? Not so much! At Mount Snizmore, it looked like it would be between the teams of Lil and Stimpy, plus Marlene and Norbert! But who should rear his UGLY head again EXCEPT Master Coelacanth?! In his MOST evil scheme EVER, he tried to PROVE that ANYBODY could be TURNED evil, by provoking Stimpy into a fight! But thankfully, Stimpy REFUSED to play his ugly little games! And General Barracuda came into play; in order to resolve some old matters once and for all! As it turns out, Master Coelacanth was EVIL no matter WHAT!!!! Master Coelacanth was the one who BRUTALLY murdered Ambrosia, and didn't even feel BAD about lying to General Barracuda about it for SIXTEEN years! But Master Coelacanth’s habitual lying FINALLY caught up to him, when General Barracuda DEFEATED him in battle, and Oonski the Great BEHEADED the evil fish for good measure!!!! Although the day was saved, Lil and Stimpy BOTH decided it was time for them to leave, placing the future of the Nicktoons in good hands. Now we're down to eight, and anyone of them has a chance to become a NEW winner for season two! But first, it's time for another movie challenge! Will Suzie get to showcase her singing talents again?! Will Marlene CONTINUE to honor her promise to keep Norbert's mole status secret, SAFE from everyone else? And will this be our most CONFUSING episode that we have EVER made?! Possibly find out the answers to these questions and more on Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "Mock-a-Doodle."

Marlene is lying down in bed, but she can't sleep. She had grown so USED to the presence of Stimpy nearby, she had gotten used to him. Looking at the space formerly occupied by Stimpy only makes Marlene miss him more. Marlene decides to get up and wake up Rocko. Rocko asks: "Marlene, what is it?" Marlene says: "I need someone to look at...well, not so much look at as just be in the place where Stimpy is...I mean, WAS. Having him around was a great comfort to me. As long as he was in the game, I knew that I wasn't in any danger. Now, I just don't FEEL that anymore." Rocko says: "Marlene, nobody else even DECIDED it was Stimpy's time to leave, he CHOSE to go! He wanted to have someone else have a chance to win the grand prize money this season. I know you miss Stimpy, I miss him, too. But moping around won't bring him back, and it won't help our chances towards getting to the end. Even though we're all pretty decent in our own ways, Stimpy specifically told US that the game was in OUR hands! That means he's rooting for one of US to win! If you truly thought of Stimpy as a friend, I think it would be a good idea to play to the best of your abilities. It's what Stimpy would want." Marlene perks up and says: "You're right. I guess what I really needed was someone to put it in perspective for me." (Confessional)

Marlene says: "It feels different without Stimpy around, and kind of a little scary. You grow used to somebody always helping you out, you never THINK about the possibility that there may come a time when they won't be able to! I mean, I know I'll see him again; it doesn't make the absence any easier. But there is only THIS episode and seven more, before the winner is decided! I've come too far to give up now! I've got to try and make it all the way to the end, and PROVE I'm a great game player!" / Rocko says: "I'll admit, I thought it was odd for Stimpy to decide to go when he did. But Stimpy's not greedy or selfish; he never CARED about winning another season. It was ALWAYS his intention to play to the best of his abilities. I feel that I'm certainly doing that, mainly because I have something WORTH playing for, the honor and reputation of Reggie Rocket! I'm not doing this for me, and this is true; everything I do, I do it for you, Reggie." (End Confessional) A LOUD rooster calls to wake everybody up, and a musical triangle is heard ringing! Suzie gets up and says: "Yep! I guess that means it’s TIME for another challenge!" Spongebob says: "AWESOME!!!! I can't WAIT to see what it is for today!!!!" (Confessional)

Suzie says: "In SMALL doses, Spongebob's enthusiasm can REALLY perk a person up...in SMALL doses!!!! But getting a LOT of it CONSTANTLY...it just REALLY wears DOWN on a person!!!! I can actually see NOW why Squidward can be so grumpy! I mean, don't take this the wrong way, but I MIGHT have to vote off Spongebob soon, just to keep my peace of MIND!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Suzie once asked me if I have A.D.D.? I mean, that's a ridiculous question! Who DOESN'T know how to A.D.D.?! Unless...is this ANOTHER one of those SARCASTIC things that I'm missing?! Suzie, I'm sorry, but you HAVE to clarify whether or not you're being SARCASTIC with me, because I HONESTLY can almost never TELL with you people!!!!" / Suzie says: "I'd say I was being about 75% SERIOUS about the A.D.D. question and 25% sarcastic; but honestly? SOME people need to come with a WARNING label attached to them! Preferably one that says: Constant exposure for LONG periods of time can result in FREQUENT frustration!" / Spongebob says: "I may have to ask Sandy about the A.D.D. thing, because if it's SERIOUS, I may HAVE to get it fixed! I don't want to HAVE a problem and NOT know about it! I would WANT to fix it! Unless it involves me being normal! I tried THAT once, and BOY, did things almost turn UGLY!!!!" / Suzie says: "Still, if Spongebob was WILLING to fix the A.D.D. thing, I'd be more willing to forgive him." (End Confessional) The contestants all walk out to see that they are NOW all on a farm! Exasperated, Norbert says: "We are NOT doing another Barnyard movie!" Sniz rides up on a tractor and says: "Don't worry, you're not!" Sniz jumps out and says: "This is just the beginning set for today's movie!" Dog asks: "And what's today's movie challenge all about?"

Sniz says: "Today, we thought we would SPICE things up by COMBINING two different movie genres! The plot of a BASIC animated movie, courtesy of Don Bluth, and the MOCKUMENTARY!!!!" Rocko asks: "A Mockumentary?" Sniz says: "You know; a FAKE documentary movie that's made to LOOK like it's the real deal! Think of it like This Is Spinal Tap, but with a LOT less violence, and a LOT less tasteless language!" Suzie excitedly asks: "Will I get to do some SINGING for this movie challenge?!" Sniz says: "Don't worry; this movie will revolve ALL around it!" Suzie excitedly says: "YES!!!! First place, here I COME!!!!" Sniz says: "It's not going to be THAT easy!!!!" Marlene says: "I had a FEELING he was going to say that!" Sniz says: "Before his death, Master Coelacanth was trying to perfect a clone of Master Shen, the villain from Kung Fu Panda 2. Although Master Coelacanth kicked the bucket, Master Shen is once again alive and well, so he will be THWARTING your attempts to win this challenge!" Craig happily says: "At least you're NOT making the villain my DAD again!!!!" Norbert asks: "And what are YOU so happy about?" Larry happily says: "Oh, I think he's just happy that he finally found a partner who he can truly be happy with!" Suzie asks: "And who is that?" Larry and Craig simultaneously say: "We're happy with each other!!!!" Marlene says: "CALLED it!!!! Pay up!!!!" Norbert and Suzie begrudgingly say: "Darn it!!!!" And they each hand Marlene a $20 bill. Larry asks: "What was THAT all about?" Marlene says: "The three of us had a running bet on whether or not you two would EVER actually make out with each other, with the loser or losers having to pony up $20 to the winners, I was the ONLY one who bet money that you WOULD fall for each other!" Larry asks: "You KNEW that I LIKED Craig and vice-versa?!!!"

Marlene answers: "Of COURSE I did! I could TELL by how much you two PRETENDED to not like each other!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "When Marlene is right, she's right. The two of them really DO like each other!" / Marlene says: "It's called being insightful and noticing things. I happen to be VERY perceptive at noticing things other people overlook. For instance, I've noticed the REAL reason Spongebob ACTS the way he does, is that nobody has EVER just told him straight up to STOP!!!!" / Craig says: "I have to admit; I do feel a LOT better about myself now that my love status is out in the open. Of course, I do feel bad for Girly. Maybe she'd be willing to be a surrogate mother someday. It's worth asking her." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Suzie, you'll be playing the part of an AWESOME rocker chick! And by chick, I mean FEMALE chicken! Don't ask why, that's just how the script is written!" Spongebob says: "Did you know that the ORIGINAL story of Rock-a-Doodle is actually BASED on The Nun's Tale as recounted in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Tales of Canterbury written circa the 14th century in England?" Suzie sarcastically says: "WOW!!!! I DIDN'T!!!! And did YOU know I'm filing THAT fact under; NOBODY CARES?!!!!!!" Sniz says: "That's a politically incorrect statement. Scholars of literature, people who live in England, historians, people who watch Don Bluth films, and fans of Geoffrey Chaucer's great work, The Tales of Canterbury; THEY all care!" (Confessional) Suzie scoffs and says: "It's getting so that a person can't MAKE a CRACK about ANYTHING anymore without SOMEONE coming along and SPOILING it!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Okay; that WHOLE sarcasm thing I SAID that I DIDN'T get; I think I'm starting to get it! Still, that doesn't MEAN Suzie has to be rude when she IS being sarcastic!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Dog will of COURSE be playing the dog character, which means you're the leader of our heroes!" Dog says: "Hi-ho DIGGETY!!!!" Sniz says: "Marlene, you'll be playing the part of the SMART girl, who keeps EVERYTHING together!" Marlene says: "Just ONE of the many roles I was born to play!" Sniz says: "Norbert, you'll be playing the part of the claustrophobic COMEDY relief; the others keep you around for when things get tense!" Norbert says: "As long as I get to stay beautiful, I'm cool with that." Spongebob asks: "What part will I be playing?!!!" Sniz says: "You'll be playing the part of Suzie's JEALOUS rival; you're secretly BITTER of Suzie's raw talents and looks, so YOU want to keep her around WITH you all for YOURSELF!!!!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Bitter?! ME?!!! The only time I've EVER been bitter was when I had that ABRASIVE side attached to my back; and that ONE time Squidward got Employee of the Month INSTEAD of me; but I'm SO not the bitter type!" / Suzie says: "If Spongebob WAS bitter of me, it would certainly be a change from his happy go lucky personality; so why do I get a STRANGE feeling that any OTHER type of personality would be even WORSE for Spongebob than THAT?!!!" (End Confessional) Craig asks: "What about me, what am I playing?" Sniz answers: "Craig, you will be playing the part of the young boy who gets TURNED into a cartoon animal, but nobody else believes that you WERE a boy!" (Confessional) Craig says: "Yep! The plot for this movie just gets stranger and stranger!" (End Confessional) Rocko asks: "And what about me and Larry?" Sniz answers: "The two of you will be playing the Mockumentary film-makers, cataloging EVERYTHING that goes on in this movie/challenge! You will ALL be scored by your acting points for this movie/challenge."

Marlene says: "Finally; A movie/challenge that ISN'T structured to the traditional multi-part challenge rules!" Sniz says: "Whichever contestant scores the MOST points by the END of this challenge, will win automatic immunity, as well as a VERY special reward! Someone else will be voted OFF in tonight's elimination ceremony! Get into your costumes, because when we come back, we are going to be making the animated Mockumentary film, Mock-a-Doodle! It is DESTINED to be an under-appreciated cult classic film for generations to come!" (Commercial Break) / The contestants are all into their costumes, and all set in place, even Rocko and Larry, who are playing the part of the Mockumentary Film-makers. Sniz says: "I believe we are ready! Is everybody set?" Suzie says: "I'm all dressed up!" Dog says: "I'm all ready to go!" Rocko says: "10-4, good mate!" Larry says: "My camera's all cued up!" Craig says: "I feel like I'm a bit over-aged, but if a 16 year old Judy Garland can play the part of 12 year old Dorothy, I guess I can play the part of a 12 year old boy." Norbert asks: "Why is MY being claustrophobic so important to remember for my character?" Marlene asks him: "Did you ever WATCH Rock-a-Doodle?" Norbert sarcastically says: "I must have MISSED that and decided to Tivo MadTV, seasons 1-6 instead. You know, the seasons with Nicole Sullivan as a STAR in them!" Marlene says: "At least you have good taste!"

Spongebob says: "And I'm also ready!" Sniz says: "You're not PART of the MOVIE yet, and remember; you NEED to be bitter! Staying TRUE to your character part is ESSENTIAL for scoring points in this challenge!" (Confessional) Spongebob asks himself: "Does that COUNT Confessional's as well? Better not take any chances, I was HOPING I would NEVER have to use it again, but--." Spongebob takes out his old "Abrasive Side" persona and attaches it to his back, and as his Abrasive Side, says: "But SOMETIMES, you got to FOREGO being NICE in order to get the DIRTY jobs done; and NONE are dirtier than me!!!!" The normal Spongebob says: "I HOPE that I DON'T end up regretting this!" His Abrasive Side says: "Although I already have a STINKING suspicion that YOU will!!!!" / Marlene says: "Why do I even LIKE Rock-a-Doodle? I wasn't in it, neither was my idol, Nicole Sullivan! Still, there's something to be said for a Don Bluth film, especially his last GOOD one until the historically inaccurate Anastasia. Which coincidentally, my idol Nicole Sullivan didn't STAR in, either! She SO deserved the part of Anastasia more than Meg Ryan!!!!" / Norbert says: "Even though I'm NOT actually claustrophobic myself, I believe it is important to stay true to the personality of the character I am performing. So if I get into a tight space, I NEED to freak out; although I'm hoping it won't COME to that!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Let's make this a GOOD animated movie, but NOT so good that it threatens the existence of the Disney empire; that won't come until the Dreamworks age! Ready? Lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" /

Rocko's camera opens up on Dog, and he says: "Here we open up on a typical farm, on a typical day where the sun has once again, typically come out." Dog says: "It's all thanks to the singing power of Charm-de-Claire!!!!" Rocko asks: "What's so important about her?" Dog says: "Charm-de-Claire is our star singing female chicken, it's her job to crow and sing every morning, in order to help bring the sun up. If she DIDN'T crow and sing every morning, there's no telling WHAT might happen!" Larry asks: "Can we catch a bit of Charm-de-Claire's singing?" Dog says: "Oh, I believe you'll hear it at any moment NOW!!!!" And the first ray of sunlight ZOOMS toward the farm, as Suzie, dressed up as a female chicken, begins belting out "Sun Go Shine," a parody of the song version, "Sun Do Shine." /

Suzie sings: "Mock-adoo, that's what I say, with the sun shinin' mighty. Mock-adoo sunny ways down here on the farm. Mock-adoo get away, you mean old ugly rain clouds or I'll belt you out with this song of mine! Sun go shine, (Sun go shine, sun go shine, sun go shine) Sun go shine, (Sun go shine, sun go shine, sun go shine) Sun go shine, (Sun go shine, sun go shine, sun go shine.) Well, my mommy told me how to sing, and my voice means everything! Sun go shine, you gotta shine. (You better shine) Well, the sun will shine, you gotta shine. (You gotta shine), You gotta shine, (You gotta shine), You gotta shine, (You gotta shine), You gotta shine, (You gotta shine). Sun go shine, (Sun go shine, sun go shine, sun go shine) Sun go shine,
(Sun go shine, sun go shine, sun go shine) Well, the sun will shine. (Sun go shine, sun go shine, sun go shine). Well, my mommy told me how to sing, and my voice means everything! Sun go shine, you gotta shine. (You gotta shine) Well, the sun will shine, you gotta shine. (You gotta shine), You gotta shine, (You gotta shine), You gotta shine, (You gotta shine), You gotta shine, (You gotta shine). You gotta shine, Sun, you gotta shine!" / To Dog, Larry says: "I see what you mean." Dog says: "Yep! As long as Charm-de-Claire keeps on singing and NEVER gets distracted from her duties; everything should remain okay!" Than Spongebob's Abrasive Side RUINS the movie magic by asking: "You GOTTA shine?!!! Is that even PROPER English?!!! And what does Mock-adoo, mean, ANYWAYS?!!! And does anybody ELSE notice how FAST night falls around here?!!!" Sniz says: "Spongebob, cut it OUT!!!!" The normal Spongebob nervously says: "That wasn't me! My Abrasive Side said that!" Larry nervously says: "Spongebob; you're NOT using that thing AGAIN?!!! I thought you promised Sandy you would NEVER use it again!!!! That Abrasive Side does bad things to you! It turns you bad and makes you NOT you!!!!" Spongebob asks: "How ELSE am I going to play a bitter personality?!!!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side says: "YEAH; it's not like he has any ACTUAL meanness inside of him; he NEEDS me!!!!" Larry angrily says: "He needs YOU like he NEEDS a DISEASE!!!!" Sniz says: "Larry; Spongebob is going to KEEP his Abrasive Side on! I'm liking this assertive attitude of Spongebob's! It SHOULD bring in BIG ratings!!!!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side says: "Did you hear THAT, LAMEY?!!! Sniz says I bring in BIG ratings!!!!" The normal Spongebob says: "I bring in big ratings to!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side says: "That's HIGHLY debateable!" Sniz says: "But one thing is for sure, night DOES fall fast around here!"

Rocko asks: "What are you talking a-- (Night sky LITERALLY drops in and replaces the day sky, as Rocko finishes) --about? When he's right, he's right! Night literally DOES fall fast around here!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "I'm just thankful the night sky literally DIDN'T drop on us! That would've been painful, and somewhat humiliating!" / Suzie says: "Spongebob is criticizing MY grammar?! I don't care if it IS his Abrasive Side saying it! If he keeps this up, I might have to boot him off for being TOO abrasive!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Maybe I was too HASTY to resort to my Abrasive Side; it's not like its of ANY use to me!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side says: "DON'T talk like that! You know that you WANT to act like this! Aren't you TIRED of always being STEPPED on?! And I mean LITERALLY as WELL as figuratively!!!!" Normal Spongebob says: "If you don't WATCH yourself, you may FIND yourself GONE, and I mean PERMANENTLY!!!!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side says: "EXSCUSE me for trying to liven UP your life and give you some BACKBONE! Heaven knows you could LITERALLY use it!" Normal Spongebob says: "Look; I know that I NEED to be abrasive and BITTER for the part of this challenge, but NOT until I'm CALLED for! If you have ANY complaints, take it up with Sniz, but not me! And when the need DOES arise for us to be bitter, I shall be the one who CALLS the shots! Do you understand that?!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side sarcastically says: "FINE!!!! Just don't come RUNNING, and CRYING to me, like you ALWAYS do when YOU make US lose!!!!" Normal Spongebob angrily says: "OOH, I SO don't appreciate sarcasm when it COMES from you!!!!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side says: "See? We're learning ALREADY!!!!" Normal Spongebob angrily and SARCASTICALLY says: "Some learning; but I actually DO think I'm starting to get a hang of this sarcasm thing, if THAT counts for anything!" / Larry says: "There is only ONE time I have NEVER enjoyed being in Spongebob's presence; that is when he used his Abrasive Side the LAST time! I don't think Spongebob KNOWS how to properly control that thing! I mean sure; he's been through a LOT more since the LAST time he used it; that doesn't mean it's any SAFER to use! I might end up having to rescue Spongebob, from himself!!!!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "Spongebob is just not BEING himself! Trouble ALWAYS comes to those who are not TRUE to themselves! It STINKS that Spongebob was put into the role that he got put into! There are some acting personalities who are GOOD at playing against their actual personality! Spongebob ISN'T one of them!" (End Confessional)

Larry, pointing his camera around, says: "I don't even know WHY we're being ASKED to film right now, everything is quiet at--." (Hears a rattling noise in the distance and points the camera over in the direction of the noise) Larry asks: "Who could POSSIBLY be awake at THIS hour?!" Rocko looks through his camera and says: "It's Temutai! From Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness!" Larry asks: "What does HE want here?!" Temutai shouts: "Where's Charm-de-Claire?! I am going to mess HER and ALL of her PRECIOUS friends up!!!!" Suzie wakes up and says: "That's NOT going to happen today!!!!" And Suzie starts frantically fighting AGAINST Temutai, in an incredible display of martial arts acrobatics! Rocko asks Sniz: "Exscuse me; shouldn't we be DOING something to STOP this fight?!" Sniz answers: "Sorry Rocko, you're only film-makers, you're not allowed to interfere with what happens, you can only record it." Rocko says: "I only asked because I don't want to un-intentionally break any rules!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "If Suzie got into ANY singing competition, she'd WIN for sure! But fighting? I've only known for her to fight with Angelica Pickles; Temutai is on another platform! But still, Suzie wouldn't MAKE it all the way to the top eight unless she had the skills to back it up! She's just GOT to be all right!" / Suzie says: "I'm really thankful for the existence of adrenaline! You don't always realize it's there! But when you need it, that stuff SURE comes in handy! Somebody ought to figure out just what exactly MAKES adrenaline and bottle it up, they could make a real fortune!" (End Confessional) Temutai is tough and stubborn, but Suzie manages to outlast the bad brute, and put him away! But by the time she does, she is HORRIFIED to see the SUN coming up without her SINGING!!!! Larry shouts: "The sun is coming up WITHOUT her!!!!" Dog asks: "What does this mean?" Marlene says: "It means that SHE is a FAKE!!!!" Larry says: "A fraud!" Dog says: "A phony!" Norbert mockingly says: "Look at ME; mock-a-doodle-do!!!!" And nearly everyone laughs derisively, but only Rocko fails to see the humor in the matter. As Suzie walks away in shame and out of sight, the sun becomes OBSCURED by clouds, then, the RAIN starts falling down, and Rocko SEES the evil glare of Master Shen, lurking in the trees! (Confessional)

Rocko gasps and says: "That evil FIEND!! He set Suzie UP! Even though Charm-de-Claire doesn't ACTUALLY have the power to bring UP the sun, it IS her job to do it! But if she doesn't sing, the sun isn't going to SHINE without her! Granted, rain is useful at times. But too much of it can be devastating! And I have a feeling that a devastating rain is EXACTLY what Master Shen has in MIND!!!!" / Suzie cries and says: "How can I go back to the farm?! My friends HATE me! After all that BOASTING about my singing abilities, what does it get me?! Rejection!!!! I'll NEVER sing to bring out the sun again!" / Craig gasps and says: "I've been watching the action progress from the T.V. in my room! Suzie can't QUIT!!!! If she does, than to quote Creedence Clearwater Revival, who will stop the rain? I've got to call out to her!" (End Confessional) From his room, Craig calls out: "Charm-de-Claire! Charm-de-Claire!" Rocko films Craig shouting, and Rocko says: "I think Craig has the right idea to call out for Charm-de-Claire. The question is, who's going to answer?" And a lightning bolt STRIKES a nearby tree, and CRASHES into Craig's room! Craig faints from the shock! / When Craig wakes up, he is SHOCKED to see Master Shen, in his COMPLETE glory from "Kung Fu Panda 2," alive and kicking again! Craig gasps and says: "You're NOT Charm-de-Claire!" Master Shen, bored, says: "How very perceptive! To put it in terms that anyone can understand, I am the BIG Bad!" Craig sternly says: "You set it up for Charm-de-Claire to be kept busy until the sun came up first! How could you HURT her ego so?!" Master Shen says: "Easily. With that BIRD constantly bringing the sun up EVERY day, it makes it very HARD for villains like ME to pull off the most EVIL act of the century!" Craig sarcastically asks: "And what STUPID plan do you have THIS time?! Are you going to try to conquer CHINA again?! Because you already tried THAT once, and you failed THEN, to!" Master Shen angrily says:" Oh, this is BIGGER! Much, MUCH bigger!!!! I'm gunning for the whole WORLD this time; but before I can do that, I intend to get some meddlesome heroes out of the WAY!!!! Humiliating Charm-de-Claire was just the first phase of my plan, and you have the NERVE to try to THWART my plan by calling her out by NAME!!!! Anyone who doesn't drown, me and my cronies will pick off and EAT them! Unfortunately, in your present state, you're too BIG to eat WHOLE, so I'll simply cut you DOWN to size!!!!" And with a blast of secret Kung Fu magic, Master Shen TRANSFORMS Craig from a tan seal, into a tan cat the size of Stimpy!!!!

Master Shen says: "Odd. That was SUPPOSED to turn you into a mouse! Do peacocks even EAT cats? Well, I suppose ONE cat couldn't HURT my diet MUCH!!!!" Dog rushes in and shouts: "Drop that cat right NOW?!!!" And Dog BITES Master Shen in the leg, causing Master Shen to drop the now felined Craig! Craig searches frantically and says: "I've got to find something to fight with!" Master Shen picks Dog up and EVILLY says to Dog: "You have just MADE the LAST mistake of your SHORT, MISERABLE, PATHETIC LIFE!!!!" Craig ACCIDENTALLY puts his paw on a FLASHLIGHT button, it SHINES at Master Shen, and he shrieks OUT in pain!!!! Dog gasps and says: "The flashlight! Shine it on that EVIL peacock!" Craig picks up the flashlight again, and focusing it more confidentally, shines it ON Master Shen! Unable to take the brightness anymore, Master Shen decides to get out of dodge! Dog says: "That was an incredible stroke of luck! What kind of flashlight is THAT anyways?" Rocko, from off-screen, says: "It's just an ordinary flashlight, but we had to take some precautions. You see, in the original movie, the big bad was an owl. However, since Nickelodeon's supply of evil owls is VERY low, we had to improvise, and go for the most EVIL bird villain we could find. Even though Master Shen was all to eager to play the part for this movie, we had a FEELING he might not be WILLING to play by the rules that an owl would follow. He might not ACT as if the sun light or ANY kind of light might bother him to the point of pain! That's why the Fairy Godparents had to improvise, and set up a magical safe-guard. We made SURE that Master Shen WOULD be affected by the light, whether he WANTS to be or not! That's why Cosmo and Wanda gave him the biggest weakness of an owl; having a severe aversion to a light source!" Sniz, from off-screen says: "Rocko! You're not supposed to GIVE away key plot points!" Rocko protests: "It's CALLED Exhibition! If SOMEBODY doesn't point it out, how is the viewing audience supposed to figure it out?!" (Confessional) Sniz says: "Man, I HATE it when one of my contestants actually MAKE a point that I can't refute!" / Marlene says: "I LOVE it when one of us makes a point that Sniz can't refute! It just feels SO satisfying to my soul!" (End Confessional) Dog asks: "By the way, what's going on here?" Craig asks back: "What are you talking about? It's me, Craig!" Dog says: "You sure don't LOOK like Craig! The Craig I know of is a seal!" Craig goes to a mirror and asks: "How can I NOT be a... (sees his reflection) ...seal? Cat?! SEAL?!!! A CAT!!!! That CREEP Master Shen DID turn me into a cat!"

Dog says: "That's a pretty big claim to be making!" Craig protests and says: "But it's the TRUTH! I am CRAIG, merely turned into a cat!" (Confessional) Craig says: "Okay, that part about me NOT understanding the part where I would be TURNED into an animal, and nobody else would BELIEVE I wasn't who I said I was? I'm NOW understanding that part! Still doesn't make it any less confusing!" / Dog says: "Look, I KNOW it really is Craig! But you got to remember, we're all acting out our parts in this movie as if it's real life; I HAD to act as if I didn't realize that Craig hadn't been turned into a cat! Although, I must admit that it IS some pretty special effects we're pulling off; especially by 1990 computer graphic standards!" (End Confessional) Norbert, and Marlene come into the house, and Norbert happily says: "Yes! A DRY shelter! Now we can focus and plan our next move for getting to the city!" Marlene snootily says: "For YOUR information, we're NOT looking for the CITY, we're LOOKING for Charm-de-Claire!" Norbert sarcastically says: "So what? She's IN the city!" Marlene sarcastically asks: "And where do you happen to GET this helpful information?" Norbert answers: "Simple logistics! Where do you go when life in the country is a bust, you lose all your friends, and you have no sense of self-importance? You go to the city!" Dog asks: "But which city?! There's a LOT that Charm-de-Claire can choose from!" Marlene snootily says: "Fortunately, with my HIGH level of genius, I have narrowed it down to only ONE possible city; Las Vegas, Nevada!" Larry, from off-screen protests: "But we already DID the Las Vegas movie challenge!" Rocko says: "Ignore him! This has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Las Vegas movie challenge!" Sniz says: "Thank you, Rocko!" (Confessional)

Sniz says: "At the very least, I'm happy to know that Rocko is trying to keep this affair real...well, as real as it CAN be!" / Rocko says: "In this type of challenge, we're not supposed to ask WHY we're going to DO something, we just do it. The fact is, it doesn't matter what we got to do, so long as we do our best to do it." / Norbert says: "I don't know why MARLENE has to be so SNOOTY about HER role! Am I being snooty about MINE?! Or is she just TRYING to show Treeflower up?! It seems like ANYTIME that ANYTHING that REMOTELY involves Treeflower, Marlene FEELS the need to SHOW Treeflower up! It's like a status thing or something! And ANYTIME that Marlene FEELS like showing Treeflower UP, it ALWAYS pushes Treeflower's buttons! That girl of mine has just GOT to learn to keep her buttons hidden!" Marlene says: "I just want to state for the record that I am SO totally NAILING my portrayal of a smart girl! And if I UNINTENTIONALLY show UP Treeflower without HARDLY even trying, that's only a BONUS from MY perspective! I am SO going to get an OSCAR for this role! Take THAT, Zoe Saldana and Andy Yerkis!" (End Confessional) Dog asks: "But how are we going to GET to Las Vegas, Nevada? From this farm, it's too FAR to walk!" Norbert says: "And even if it wasn't, it's too WET and unpredictable out there! We would DROWN before we even got close!" Craig says: "I have a solution! We can take a boat!" Dog asks: "A boat?!" Craig answers: "Sure! It's so filled with WATER out there, we can take a boat, paddle ourselves to the city, find Charm-de-Claire, bring her back, and win the challenge!" Marlene happily says: "That sounds like a VERY sound plan!" Craig says: "But we better be prepared in case Master Shen tries to send his goons our way! Let's arm ourselves with some flash-lights and a good supply of batteries!" Marlene has a bag full of the supplies ready and she says: "I ALWAYS come prepared!" Dog says: "Than let's get going!" They all get on the boat (including Rocko and Larry) and Dog asks: "What are they doing on our boat?" Marlene whispers: "We're supposed to IGNORE them unless they need to state something DIRECTLY to us! It's called FLOW of the movie!"

Norbert says: "Thank you for clearing that up!" (Confessional) Marlene happily says: "I always DO come prepared! When you have a penguin commando boyfriend like I do, you learn how to be prepared for the unexpected! I'm not saying that Treeflower DOESN'T know how to do this, but can her C.I.T. skills possibly match MY level of genius? I'd LOVE to see her try, and preferably fail through no fault of her own in SPITE of her own ernest efforts!" / Larry says: "It's awkward on my part. On the one hand, I technically DON'T star in this movie. On the other hand, this movie wouldn't even BE possible without the efforts of Rocko, and me. I just hope that I'm doing a good job SO far!" Sniz pops in and says: "About that, someone needs to film Master Shen and his goons; so you're going to do that!" Larry says: "Out of the frying pan, and into the fire! Heaven knows what I'M going to witness!" (End Confessional) In a dank, DARK, DENSE, growth of forest overgrowth, the kind that hasn't seen SUNLIGHT in 300 years, rain clouds ar being produced by a pipe organ being PLAYED by Master Shen, who's creepily playing "In the Hall of the Mountain King." Master Shen angrily says: "That Sniz and Fondue are nothing but dirty, dealing, double-crossers! To think that I would come BACK, and have a WEAKNESS against LIGHT! Doesn't that GAUL you, my lackeys?!" And Master Shen is surrounded by THREE fellow villains from "Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness!" Temutai, Fenghung, and Scorpion! Fenghung says: "Of course, master. That IS a dirty, dealing, double trick!" Master Shen angrily says: "But if that wasn't BAD enough, some MEDDLING canine BITES me, in the LEG!!!!" Temutai says: "We are going to make him PAY for this!" Master Shen says: "To that end, you must make SURE those filthy BRATS don't make it back here with Charm-de-Claire! I have another accomplice in the city, keeping Charm-de-Claire busy with distractions and obligations, in order to keep her pre-occupied! Temutai, go with Fenghung and dispose of those BRATS promptly! Don't LET them make it to the city ALIVE!!!!" Fenghung spreads her owl wings, Temutai gets on, and Fenghung says: "Don't worry. They won't live LONG enough for you to worry about them!" And Fenghung flies away! Scorpion asks: "What about me, Master?" Master Shen says: "I need someone to stay behind, just in CASE those two FAIL!" / Across the flooded land, the remaining contestants (minus Suzie and Spongebob, who aren't present) are paddling towards Las Vegas, Nevada, in their boat! Dog asks: "How far away are we from the city?" Marlene says: "Fifteen miles away, as a bird flies!"

Norbert gasps and says: "Speaking of FLYING, something is flying at us!" Temutai on Fenghung, shouts: "Where is your CHARM-de-Claire to protect you NOW?!!!" And Temutai swings a sword at the group, but the wind blows them back before they get close! Temutai asks: "What was that?!" Fenghung says: "Sorry! I forgot to factor in the cross-winds and the gale current whipping about! This rain isn't exactly doing me any favors, either! It's all right, we'll just have to go under the wind THIS time!" Dog says: "They're coming back!" Craig says: "We've got BIGGER problems to worry about! Giant sunken trees, 300 feet and closing!!!!" Marlene says: "Rocko, Larry, forget not interfering, you need to help!" Rocko asks: "What do we do?" Marlene says: "Paddle us away from the trees, I'm going to get a flash camera!" Larry asks: "What do you need a flash camera for?" Rocko says: "Don't ask questions, paddle hard, quick!!!!" And Larry, Rocko, Dog, and Norbert paddle like CRAZY while Craig keeps a lookout, and Marlene searches for her camera! Craig says: "200 feet!!!!" Marlene looks through her bag and says: "I know it's in here somewhere..." Craig says: "150 feet!!!!" Norbert says: "Temutai, Fenghung, you better watch it, or Dog and I will bite you!" Marlene says: "No need!" As Fenghung and Temutai approach again, Marlene says: "Say, CHEESE!!!!" And Marlene flashes a BRIGHT light as it snaps a picture of them! Blinded, Temutai falls OFF into the water, while Fenghung SMASHES into one of the giant sunken trees that the contestants manage to avoid! Marlene SPOTS her crocodile friend Rodger, jumping UP to eat Fenghung WHOLE!!!!

Craig uneasily says: "Oh, that's right. I forgot, Don Bluth doesn't LIKE to sugarcoat things the way Disney does." Dog says: "We've got BIGGER problems to worry about! There's a HUGE pipe up ahead! We'll drown!" Marlene says: "Not if we seal ourselves in! Use this tarp and wrap it around the boat TIGHT, now!!!!" The other contestants do as they're told, as the boat disappears into the watery blackness of the pipe! Temutai sees this and MISREADS the words and says: "Danger, ADEQUATE pipe?!" (Confessional) Norbert starts panicking and says: "What a bad, BAD situation for MY character to get caught in! I have to act like I'm claustrophobic! Even though I'm not, I have to SELL the performance! Normally, this wouldn't be such a BAD thing, except almost ALL of us were in a sealed boat with no means of escape! I hate it that because of the NATURE of my character, he's putting everyone ELSE in danger!" / Marlene says: "Look, I KNOW Norbert is SUPPOSED to be claustrophobic, but he would never do ANYTHING to endanger OUR lives, right?!!!" (End Confessional) Inside the sealed boat, Norbert is panicking and saying: "We're trapped! TRAPPED!!!! Trapped like mice...I mean RATS!!!! In a trap that's trapped!!!! Got to get out! Got to have AIR!!!! I can't BREATHE!!!!" And Norbert starts gnawing on the inside of the boat like CRAZY!!!! Dog asks: "What's up with Norbert?" Marlene answers: "Don't you remember? He's supposed to be claustrophobic, which means that tight spaces make him very, VERY nervous!!!!" And everyone looks in horror as water starts seeping INTO the boat! Norbert doesn't seem to notice, and continues to TRY gnawing his way out! Norbert shouts: "We're going to die, we're going to DIE!!!! I want my Treeflower! I want my MOMMY!!!!" Marlene says: "Somebody STOP him!!!!" Dog and Craig desperately try to keep a HOLD of Norbert, but he keeps STRUGGLING and breaking FREE! And when he does break free, he continues to gnaw inside the boat, and the water keeps leaking in! Marlene says: "This rope inside this BAG ought to stop him!!!!" Norbert shouts: "No! Please, DON'T--!" And Marlene manages to get a rope TIGHTLY across Norbert's mouth, so he can't bite anymore, while the others DESPERATELY try to stop any MORE water from seeping in! Dog asks: "How will we know when it's SAFE to open the tarp?!" Marlene answers: "When there's no more pressure on top of it!" Craig says: "Than that means we can open it NOW!!!!" And Craig takes the tarp off, to see that the boat is inside an underground pipe system. Rocko speaks, as if documenting the action, and says: "It looks a LOT like one of those pipe levels from a Super Mario Bros. game." Larry adds: "Only with a lot LESS bad guys and coins!" Dog asks: "How long will it take for us to get to the city?"

Marlene says: "Judging at the rate the water is carrying us, we should be there in FIVE..." and she STOPS as the bright lights of Las Vegas, Nevada appear in front of her. Marlene corrects herself and says: "Make that five MINUTES!!!!" Craig decides to untie Norbert since they're now safely in sight of their goal! Norbert says: "Awesome, we MADE it!!!!" Sniz says: "Yes, they HAVE made it! Now all THEY need to do is find Charm-de-Claire! Easier said than DONE!!!! Find out the progress of their efforts once we come back!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, Master Shen can be seen BAKING something in the oven. Master Shen says: "Ooh, I so hope that my version of THIS scene doesn't get cut OUT like Don Bluth's Skunk Pie scene did!!!!" In the oven, Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce from "Breadwinners" can be seen cowering! Sway-Sway says: "But we're NOT skunks!" Buhdeuce says: "Yeah, we're not skunks!" Master Shen looks in the oven and says: "Shut up, you POOR excuse of a Billy West impersonator! Everybody knows that Eric Bauza is basically the POOR man's Billy West!" Buhdeuce says: "I am NOT poor! And I have NO idea who Eric Bauza is!" Master Shen says: "Doesn't matter! You two are as SMELLY as skunks, which doesn't matter to me, since we birds have such a POOR sense of smell!" Sway-Sway says: "You're going to give little kids NIGHTMARES over this!!!!" Master Shen says: "Oh, they'll tough it OUT!!!! Besides, Disney's done FAR worse things than THIS scene, and they let THEM off the hook!!!! The Donkey Transformation scene and Monstro scene in Pinnochio? They got away with it! The Fire Demons scene with Chernobog in Fantasia? They got away with it! Chaining up Dumbo's Mother as a Mad Elephant and the VERY uncomfortable Pink Elephants and Crows scene in Dumbo? They got away with it! Cinderella's stepsisters CRUELLY ripping off Cinderella's dress that was originally her MOTHER'S in Cinderella? They got away with it! And the Native American scenes in Peter Pan? Disney did ALL those things, and they got AWAY with it! And don't even get me STARTED on what Pixar did in Finding Nemo!" Buhdeuce says: "That was DISNEY!!!! Don Bluth maybe used to WORK for Disney, but he's NOT Disney! And the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be for it!" Master Shen says: "Well, it doesn't matter for either of YOU anyways, because unless a CONVENIENT plot exscuse comes around, neither of you are EVER going to get OUT of that oven..." Temutai runs in and shouts: "MASTER SHEN!!!!" The shock causes Master Shen to jump BACKWARDS, head first into the oven, which causes the DOOR to open, and allows the two duck brothers from "Breadwinners" to escape! Sway-Sway shouts: "Yes, we're FREE!!!!" Buhdeuce says: "We live to deliver bread another DAY!!!!" And both of them say: "L-l-l-LEVEL UP!!!!" And they somehow manage to rocket away on 16-bit video game graphic propulsions.

Master Shen says: "Now, look at what you've done, Temutai, but you made me lose my lunch." Temutai says: "I'm sorry sir, but it's VERY important, I'm afraid I've got good news and bad news regarding the mission against those meddlers." Master Shen asks: "Well, what's the BAD news?!!!" Temutai says: "I'm afraid Fenghung got eaten by a crocodile sir, swallowed whole! She got blinded by a camera, she WAS an owl, of course!" Master Shen says: "I KNEW I was forgetting SOMETHING! Well, what's the GOOD news?!" Temutai says: "You don't have to worry anymore about those MEDDLERS, sir! They are gone, baby, gone!!!!" Master Shen asks: "Well, how did you do it?" Temutai answers: "That's the BEAUTY of it! I didn't have to! They got sucked through an ADEQUATE pipe!!!!" Master Shen asks: "Wait a minute!!!! An ADEQUATE pipe?!!!" Temutai says: "Well, that's what the SIGN said; Danger: ADEQUATE Pipe!" Master Shen says: "Well I guess that makes sense--IDIOT!!!!" And Master Shen magically screams LOUD against Temutai! Mester Shen yells: "You IMBECILLE!!!! The sign wasn't for an ADEQUATE pipe; it was for an AQUADUCT pipe!!!! It LEADS straight into the city!!!!" Temutai says: "I'm sorry sir, PLEASE give me another chance! I'll fix those heroes for good!" Master Shen yells: "You HAD your CHANCE; Temutai! It's no WONDER you ALWAYS fail against the Dragon Warrior! Scorpion, I'll guess you'll have to do the job after all!" Scorpion says: "Of course, it would BE my pleasure!" Master Shen says: "Of course, I better give you some protection, just in CASE those Fairy Godparents MIGHT have made YOU susceptible to light as well!" And Master Shen grabs out TINY shades, to cover ALL of Scorpion's tiny eyes! Master Shen says: "This way, even if the Fairy Godparents magically modified you, the light won't be able to BLIND you!" Scorpion says: "Very clever, Master Shen. I shan't return unless I am successful!" Master Shen asks: "Is SHAN'T even a PROPER English word?!" Scorpion asks: "Who CARES?! You understood what I MEANT!!!!" Master Shen says: "Good point. Now go, and do NOT fail me!" / Meanwhile in the city, Rocko and Larry are busy documenting the action that the other contestants are doing. Rocko says: "The place, Las Vegas, Nevada. The time, not really sure, since the sun isn't shining. Dog, Norbert, you two are busy looking for Charm-de-Claire, correct?" Dog answers: "Of course!" Larry asks: "So how is the process going?" Norbert answers: "It's NOT going! We keep looking and CALLING for Charm-de-Claire by name, but we can't SEEM to find her!" Larry whispers to Rocko, and says: "I'm going to take a look at this rock act, called, The QUEEN; she seems to be pretty popular!!!!" And Larry rushes into a nearby building!

Rocko looks at the building, films it, and asks: "The Queen? What's so significant about...The QUEEN?!!!" And all the contestants look up to the top of the building, and they see a GIANT neon display of what is nobody else EXCEPT Suzie Carmichael, only it looks like she's now died her hair BRIGHT platinum gold, and calling herself, "The QUEEN!!!!" Norbert says: "No wonder we've been having TROUBLE finding Charm-de-Claire! She changed both her look AND her name!" Marlene says: "I guess she didn't want anybody to associate her with the country, or for anybody FROM the farm to recognize her. She must have taken her fall harder than I thought." (Confessional) Suzie, wearing a bright golden wig, says: "I HAD to get away from my SO called friends! Laughing at me and TAUNTING me, just because I don't actually make the sun SHINE?!!! They had a lot of nerve! Fortunately, I met this cool guy named Taotie! Funny how he has the EXACT same voice as Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride. You know, the guy who says the word Inconceivable? Although it feels like he should be KNOWN for more than that...Wallace Shawn, I mean." / Norbert says: "Sheesh! We were only ACTING when we were making FUN of Charm-de-Claire, I never thought she'd take it SO personally! I guess that goes to show you that actions DO have consequences, even if its ACTING!!!!" / Marlene says: "Of course, I NEVER thought it was a GOOD idea to make fun of Charm-de-Claire! A true friend doesn't make fun of others even if they're not as super-excellent as they THOUGHT they were! Charm-de-Claire wanted to BELIEVE that her songs brought up the sun, and was crushed when it started rising without her singing. We have GOT to get inside and apologize to her! The question is, how?!" (End Confessional) Marlene says: "We have GOT to get inside and apologize to her! Got any ideas?!" Norbert says: "You're supposed to be the SMART girl!" Marlene says: "I KNOW! It's called FIELD sourcing! By spreading the idea across multiple bodies, we can get a faster result!" Dog says: "It says to get inside, that it's FORMAL wear only!" Norbert sarcastically says: "And I PLUM forgot my tuxedo at HOME!!!!" Craig says: "We don't need a tuxedo! We can disguise ourselves as penguins!" Marlene asks: "How do you FIGURE?! I mean, where will we GOING to FIND penguin costumes around...!" And the contestants look behind them, and see a clothes stroller with a BUNCH of penguin costumes labeled: "For the stunt workers for The Penguins of Madagascar on Ice." Dog says: "Ask a silly question..." Marlene sarcastically says: "Get a STUPID answer!!!!"

(Confessional) Marlene is now dressed in a penguin costume and says: "Only in HOLLYWOOD, would this be a BELIEVEABLE plot exscuse! I HARDLY think this would happen in the REAL world!" / Craig is now dressed in a penguin costume and says: "On a scale from 1-10, this is ALL kinds of BIZARRE! I'm a seal in LOVE with a lobster, but I'm the SON of a whale and a barracuda, my twin sister is ALSO a whale, I'm pretending to be a boy, turned into a cat, dressing up like a penguin! Can somebody tell me where the madness will STOP?!!!" / Dog is now dressed in a penguin costume and says: "While Rocko is busy filming us, I wonder what Larry could POSSIBLY be filming in the concert theater?" (End Confessional) Larry brushes through the crowd and says: "Don't mind me, just making a documentary!" And he finds Taotie with his son, Bing Zao, gleefully counting up a LOT of money!!!! In a voice sounding EXACTLY like Wallace Shawn, Taotie gleefully says: "Money, MONEY!!!! After all this TIME of OUR countless failures against the Dragon Warrior, we have FINALLY found our SUCCESS!!!!" Bing Zao, bored, says: "Technically speaking, only YOU have had countless failures against the Dragon Warrior, mostly because your ideas are...lame!" Taotie asks: "Well, was THIS idea LAME?!!!" Bing Zao says: "Surprisingly, no." Taotie says: "It's SO perfect, son! All I had to do was AGREE to be a MANAGER promoting talent, for this guy named Master Shen! Personally, I THOUGHT Master Shen was DEAD! But he promised something that was too GOOD to pass up; a role on season THREE of the Total Cartoon series! I will FINALLY have a chance to get OUT of the Dragon Warrior's shadow!" Bing Zao says: "Unless Po somehow winds up on THAT season himself!" Taotie says: "Don't talk NEGATIVELY like that! This is PERFECT!!!! Now that I'm a HUGE success, I'm BOUND to be the STAR talent for that season!" Larry says: "It sounds like you're might PROUD of yourself!" Taotie surprisingly says: "Of course I am! When did YOU get in here?!" Larry says: "I'm just filming for a documentary! I'd like to talk about your talents!" Taotie says: "Well of course! I'd LOVE to talk about my talents!" Bing Zao asks: "Dad, are you SURE that's wise?!" Taotie rhetorically answers: "Who's the ADULT here?! My biggest talent is this girl singing out there! Don't tell anybody, but she USED to be called Charm-de-Claire. Nobody knew her, nobody cared for her. But I found her, gave her a brand new look and a brand new attitude, and NOW her albums are going PLATINUM, baby!!!!" And a rocking performance of "The QUEEN" singing "Single Ladies," is seen! /

Suzie Carmichael (as "THE QUEEN") sings: "All the single ladies, (All the single ladies), All the single ladies, (All the single ladies), All the single ladies, (All the single ladies), All the single ladies, now put your hands up! Up in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing. You decided to dip, but now you wanna trip cause another brother noticed me. I'm up on him, he up on me, don't pay him any attention. Cause I cried my tears, for three good years. Ya can't be mad at me. Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it; if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Wuh, uh oh, uh, uh oh, oh, uh oh, uh, uh oh. Wuh, uh oh, u,h uh oh, oh, uh oh, uh, uh oh.Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it; if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips; hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans. Acting up, drink in my cup, I could care less what you think. I need no permission, did I mention, don't pay him any attention? Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn what it really feels like to miss me.Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it; if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Wuh, uh oh, uh, uh oh, oh, uh oh, uh, uh oh. Wuh, uh oh, uh, uh oh, oh, uh oh, uh, uh oh. Don't treat me to these things of the world, I'm not that kind of girl. Your love is what I prefer; what I deserve is a man that makes me then takes me and delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond. Pull me into your arms, Say I'm the one you want. If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost I'll be gone. All the single ladies, (All the single ladies) All the single ladies, (All the single ladies), All the single ladies, (All the single ladies), All the single ladies, now put your hands up! Wuh, uh oh, uh, uh oh, oh, uh oh, uh, uh oh! Wuh, uh oh, uh, uh oh, oh, uh oh, uh, uh oh. Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it; if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it; if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Wuh, uh oh." /

Larry says: "I SEE what you mean!" Taotie says: "The Queen is a MEGA successful HEADLINER!!!! Not like my OTHER talent, Mr. Goldbob here! He took a job singing in the chorus, and now he's gotten plumb JEALOUS of The Queen's overnight success!" Spongebob breathes in deeply and says: "Okay, I AM the one in control!!!!" And with his Abrasive Side, Spongebob says: "It's just not FAIR, if you ASK me!!!! How does a country hick NOBODY come from NOWHERE, and suddenly gets lapped up with ALL this attention?!!! It isn't FAIR to me!!!!" Taotie says: "Now look, Mr. Goldbob, nobody ever SAID life was supposed to be fair! Take for instance, me! I am the SMARTEST creature in the Valley of Peace!" Bing Zao asks: "Are you REALLY that deluded to believe THAT?!" Taotie says: "Quiet you! Even though I AM the smartest, the stupid IDIOT named The Dragon Warrior constantly BEAT me; that certainly WASN'T fair!!!! But with hard work and perserverance, I have FOUND myself in the lap of luxury!" Bing Zao asks: "What hard work and perserverance? You were HAND-picked for this job BY Master Shen!" Taotie says: "Listen UP, Bing Zao! If you don't LIKE this job, you CAN be replaced! Just ask Frank Oz!" Bing Zao says: "All right, SHEESH! No need to get angry!" Taotie says: "Look, the point is, most of us have to start from somewhere, but you can become big YOURSELF!!!!" Spongebob reverts to normal and asks: "How do I do that?" Taotie answers: "The Queen is feeling 'lonely,' says she 'longs' for some 'companionship' and 'friends!' Personally, I told her the only friends YOU need when you're rich and famous, is a BUNCH of DEAD Presidents, and some other American historic figures! Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Susan B. Anthony, Sacajewea, Andrew Jackson, Grant, Benjamin Franklin, Mckinley, and my personal favorite, Woodrow Wilson! Because when you're REALLY rich, it's not ABOUT the Bemjamins, it's about the WOODROW'S!!!! Having The Queen around is like having your OWN personal money printing press, only legal! But seeing as how I don't want to LOSE my star attraction, and you want to move on UP in the world, perhaps you could be WILLING to...swallow your pride and play FRIENDLY with The Queen!" Spongebob happily says: "Sure! Why not?! I'll do it!!!!" But his Abrasive Side says: "What are you THINKING?!!! We're SUPPOSED to be BITTER!!!!" The normal Spongebob says: "WE don't need to be ANYTHING!!!! All I NEED to be is ACTING!!!!" His Abrasive Side says: "You're NOT acting! You're FLOPPING and FLAILING like you ALWAYS do!!!! You can't do ANYTHING right! You're blowing OUR CHANCE at $7.7 million! BLOWING IT!!!!" The normal Spongebob angrily says: "I think we've heard quite ENOUGH out of you! I'm doing it MY way!!!!"

(Confessional) The normal Spongebob says: "Why does my Abrasive Side have to be SO difficult?!!! It's not enough that he has to ARGUE with me, but now he's not even willing to TRUST me?! I'm the one who got THIS far, not HIM!!!! The only reason he's EVEN here is because of the situation I'm in! But quite frankly, he's being more of a DETRIMENT than of a BENEFIT!!!!" His Abrasive Side says: "You don't REALLY believe THAT, do you?! How will the REST of this movie PROCEED?!!!" The normal Spongebob gets a determined look on his face and says: "It's going to PROCEED without you!!!!" (End Confessional) The other contestants are all dressed up as Penguins, writing an apology letter to Charm-de-Claire, unaware that Scorpion is sneaking towards them! Marlene asks: "So we are agreed then, this is what the apology letter says; Dear Charm-de-Claire, we REALLY need you to come back to the farm. We regret the way we treated you, and we are VERY sorry! Signed, the cat, the dog, the beaver, and the otter." Craig says: "We are agreed!" The Scorpion prepares her tail and says: "Unsuspecting prey, you will SOON be MINE!!!!" But at THAT moment, Spongebob, both his normal self AND his Abrasive side, come BARRELING out of Taotie's PRIVATE room!!!! Taotie SCREAMS: "AHHH!!!! What in the WORLD is going ON?!!!" Bing Zao answers: "Another one of your 'genius' plans going awry, I should think!!!!" And Spongebob, not looking where he is rolling, rolls right OVER Scorpion, and his ABRASIVE side gets STUCK by Scorpion's stinger, and flies right OFF Spongebob!!!! The Abrasive Side woozily says: "Woah, I don't FEEL so good..." And the Abrasive Side passes right OUT on Scorpion, preventing her from MOVING!!!! The Queen asks: "What's going ON out there?!!!" Marlene, Dog, and Norbert wave, and Marlene shouts: "Charm-de-Claire, it's us! We're you're FRIENDS! We want to APOLOGIZE to you!!!!"

Spongebob says: "And I want to be your friend as well! Can I be her friend?!" Craig answers: "Sure! The more, the merrier!!!!" Taotie says: "You're NOT just going to leave here!" Suzie tosses OFF her golden wig and says: "Fame is great, but FRIENDS are more important!!!! Now if you exscuse me..." Suzie pushes a button on her phone, and a GIANT helicopter appears, being flown by remote control over head! Suzie says: "My friends and I have a FARM to go back to!!!!" Taotie says: "Don't just STAND there son, STOP them!!!!" Bing Zao asks: "Why? I thought that I COULD be replaced!!!!" Taotie moans: "Oh, why do I EVER bring you along for ANYTHING?!" Bing Zao rhetorically answers: "Because you’re lame?" Taotie screams: "I SO don't DESERVE this!!!!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Well, the hard parts over! We got Charm-de-Claire! Now we just need to stop Master Shen!" / Spongebob says: "I am SO glad to be FREE of that Abrasive Side AGAIN, for the LAST time, hopefully! I mean, I was definitely able to control him a LOT better this time, but having that THING attached to me is just TOO risky for my own good, not mention hazardous to my friendships!" / Suzie says: "So my friends need me back at the farm. I just hope that I haven't been GONE for too long, that I've forgotten to do what I HAVE to do!" / Craig says: "My theory is that once Master Shen is defeated, I SHOULD return to normal...or at the very least, what 'normal' IS on Total Cartoon Action anyways!" / Rocko says: "Larry and I have been filming a GREAT animated movie! Granted, the REAL movie is longer, but we had to skip over a BUNCH of planned stuff for TIME! Besides, you know what they say about movies; you should make the movie you WANT to make! If you CAN'T make the movie you WANT to make; make a movie about MAKING the movie that you want to make! It's kind of a weird concept; but in this case, I think it works!" / Dog says: "I'm prepared for whatever waits us! Master Shen is GOING down!!!!" (End Confessional) A bunch of innocent Nicktoons are cowering inside the safety of a hollow tree, on the LAST dry patch of dry land not touched by the rising waters, but Master Shen is closing IN around them! Freddy from "Back at the Barnyard" says: "Oh, this is SO not cool!" Peck from "Back at the Barnyard" says: "You can say THAT again, Freddy! I don't mean that you SHOULD!" Pig from "Back at the Barnyard" says: "I can't believe we're going to DIE like this!" Rat from "Back at the Barnyard" says: "Considering your life, or rather, the lack thereof, this is PROBABLY the most EXCITING thing that's ever HAPPENED to you!" Pig asks: "How sad is that?!"

Master Shen says: "You Nicktoons have reached the END of the LINE!!!! Your time is UP!!!!" And at that moment, bright SEARCHLIGHTS from the helicopter shine down on Master Shen, PAINFULLY paralyzing him! Craig, over the loudspeaker says: "YOUR time is up, Master Shen! It's OVER! We've got Charm-de-Claire!!!!" Master Shen growls angrily, and magically YELLS!!!! Momentarily stopping EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in their tracks!!!! Master Shen angrily shouts: "NOTHING is over as long as I'm BREATHING!!!! You WANT Charm-de-Claire?!!! I'll show YOU Charm-de-Claire! Witness my FULL power!!!!" And with a magical blast of kung fu energy, Master Shen makes himself GROW fifty stories HIGH, with strength and power to match! Marlene nervously says: "Okay, guys, now would be the time for a crazy genius miracle move, because if we don't make one, Master Shen is going to drown the world in water!" Norbert asks: "Film drown, or Real drown?" Marlene says: "For all intents and purposes, let's just ASSUME real drown!" Dog says: "Charm-de-Claire, you've got to crow, and you've got to crow NOW!!!!" Craig says: "The sun hasn't shined since you left!!!!" Spongebob says: "Use your voice!" Suzie hesitatingly says: "Mock-a-doo..." Dog shouts: "Charm-de-Claire, you've GOT to CROW, and you've GOT to crow NOW!!!!" And with a blast of CONFIDENCE, Suzie loudly flies off and sings: "MOCK-A-DOO!!!! MOCK-A-DOO!!!! MOCK-A-DOO!!!! MOCK-A-DOO!!!!" And with that crow, a ray of sunlight hits the GIANT Master Shen, and it completely takes ALL the magic OUT of him, forcing him to shrink and shrink until finally, he's not even as BIG as Rat!!!! On ground level, Rat, Freddy, and Peck, start to surround the now tiny, Master Shen. Rat confidantly says: "So, you seem so FOND of picking on things SMALLER than YOU are; let's see how YOU like it when YOU'RE the small one getting PICKED on!!!!" But Master Shen is able to quickly use his wings and fly away, but he runs into Temutai!!!! Master Shen weakly says: "Hello! Remember me?" Temutai angrily says: "How could I FORGET?!!!" And Temutai grabs out a morning star, and tries to smash it INTO Master Shen, who COWARDLY flies away! Temutai shouts: "I'll teach YOU not to give ME another chance!!!!" Master Shen's voice fades away as he shouts: "Come on!!!! Cut it out!!!! Let's TALK about THIS...!"

And the sun starts shining down on the farm, the excess water starts evaporating away, and everyone is SURPRISED when Craig's magically transformed feline form magically wears off, and Craig changes back into his real form! Craig says: "Yes! I'm ME again!" Larry says: "And I sure am glad that YOU are!" Sniz says: "CUT!!!! And it's OVER!!!! It's all over!!!! That's one for the archives, the Nostalgia Critic, and over $133 million in 1990 box office money receipts!!!! You all did quite a good job!" The contestants cheer in triumph! Sniz says: "With ONE notable exception!" The contestants all simultaneously ask: "What exception?!" And Marlene says: "Jinx!!!! Someone owes me a soda!" Norbert sighs and says: "I'll give you one!" Sniz says: "The exception being SPONGEBOB!!!!" Spongebob asks: "ME?!!! The exception can't be ME!!!! I did EXACTLY what you TOLD me to do! I used my Abrasive Side so I could be bitter!" Sniz says: "I said, ACT BITTER!!!! Not BE BITTER!!!! There's a HUGE difference!!!! Having that Abrasive Side made you bitter, yes, but that WASN'T the GOAL for your character! If we had WANTED somebody bitter, we would've picked SOMEONE like Squidward or Treeflower!" Marlene says: "Called it!" Spongebob asks: "But if you didn't WANT me to BE bitter, why cast me in a role that required me to ACT bitter?!" Sniz says: "It's called STRETCHING yourself as an ACTOR! You ought to know ALL about it seeing as how YOU'RE a Sponge! We're lucky we caught that old Abrasive Side of yours. That sting of Scorpion's really took it out of him!!!!" Bada and Bing from "The Penguins of Madagascar," bring the old Abrasive Side in, now all tied up and bandaged. The Abrasive Side woozily says: "Ohhh...where am I?" Spongebob asks: "Where are you taking that thing?" Sniz says: "To where all the bad wish ideas end up on The Fairly Oddparents, The Island of Bad Wishes. There he will live out the remainder of his days, never ABLE to escape from there!" The Abrasive Side says: "We could've gone FAR together, Bob!" Spongebob says: "Sorry, couldn't do it! I have too much integrity, pride, and honor to STOMACH being attached to YOU ever again!!!!" The Abrasive Side says: "You're going to be SORRY for this!!!!" Sniz says: "Bada, Bing, throw him on the Magical Dump Truck for carting off BAD wish ideas and get him OUT of here!!!!" And Bada and Bing GREATFULLY do as they're told, tossing the Abrasive Side on top of the Magical Dump Truck! The Abrasive Side says: "I'm not going to BE gone forever! I'll FIND a way to come back...!" Rocko says: "Good thing I kept my boomerangs!" The Abrasive Side says: "When you least expect it..." Rocko throws a boomerang and shouts: "And THIS time, DON'T come BACK!!!!" The Abrasive Side screams: "REVENGE!!!!" (KONK!!!!)

And the boomerang returns to Rocko as the Dump Truck disappears out of sight. Sniz says: "As previously stated, the person with the HIGHEST score in points receives immunity. By our tallies, that contestant was...MARLENE!!!!" Marlene says: "AWESOME!!!!" Sniz says: "And you get to share your immunity with someone!" Marlene says: "I'm sure that NORBERT will be happy to SHARE it WITH me, right?!!!" Norbert uncomfortably says: "Of COURSE! Why WOULDN'T I be?!!!" Sniz says: "In addition to immunity and your regular special trailer reward, you also get the full D.V.D. film collection of every ONE of Don Bluth's films! I'm sorry, but we also had to include The Pebble and the Penguin for completion purposes." Marlene sarcastically says: "Of course." Sniz says: "The contestant with the lowest score AUTOMATICALLY gets eliminated!!!! SPONGEBOB!!!! You accidentally SABOTAGED yourself!!!!" Craig gasps and says: "He did?!!!" Sniz says: "Technically, yes! If he had just done this challenge NORMALLY, he wouldn't have been able to PRETEND to be bitter, but at LEAST, his Abrasive Side wouldn't have racked up NEGATIVE points for making it a typecast role!" Larry says: "I'm SO sorry, Spongebob! I didn't want to outlast you, not like this! A defeat like this isn't WORTHY for someone as GOOD as you!!!!" Spongebob says: "I'm not upset, I outlasted 20 OTHER contestants! That's THREE more than what I outlasted LAST time! Besides, 'By,' is just 'Hi,' with a 'B' and a 'Y!'" Craig says: "So long, Spongebob; we'll see you at the Finale!" Spongebob gets into the Limo of Losers and says: "Good luck to ALL of you!!!!" And the Limo of Loser's drives off! Sniz says: "Well, that wraps up another episode of Total Cartoon Action! Spongebob has LEFT the building! Now we're down to the Final Seven! We've got a singer, a beaver, a dog, a lobster, an otter, a seal, and a wallaby, all lined up for the FINAL seven! Which one of them will go all the way to the end and win $7.7 million?!!! Find out on another AWESOME episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / Episode Notes: The title of this episode, as well as the plot of this episode, is a parody/reference to the Don Bluth film, "Rock-a-Doodle," including the INFAMOUS "Skunk Pie" scene that got deleted! Featured songs in this episode, "Mock-a-Doodle" (a parody of "Rock-a-Doodle,") and "Single Ladies," both sung by Suzie Carmichael. Guest appearances in this episode, Master Shen from "Kung Fu Panda 2," Fenghung, Temutai, Scorpion, Taotie, and Bing Zao from "Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness," Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce from "Breadwinners," Rat, Pig, Peck, and Freddy from "Back at the Barnyard." Spongebob ACCIDENTALLY eliminates himself in this episode, by misunderstanding the point of the challenge! /

Personal Notes: The way I wrote Spongebob this season, was to KIND of be like a male version of Lindsay. Kind, nice, but REALLY missing the point of SARCASM, metaphors, and always taking things being said at FACE value, even if the TONE of someone's voice didn't match what they were saying. That's also one of Spongebob's BIGGER shortcomings in terms of personality in his REAL show! He TENDS to take what people are saying at face value. If someone SARCASTICALLY says that they REALLY like him, that's what Spongebob will believe. Spongebob often misses the POINT of someone being sarcastic, or saying things that they don't really mean. Spongebob's primary role this season was to outlast more contestants than he did LAST season, only to fall short of the final five goal. Unlike in season one, where his fellow CONTESTANTS accidentally sabotaged Spongebob from reaching the final three, Spongebob accidentally sabotaged HIMSELF this season, and once again, due to a misunderstanding. Spongebob misunderstood the point of what Sniz wanted in the challenge. Sniz wanted Spongebob to ACT bitter, not to BE bitter! That's why Spongebob resorted to using the Abrasive Side again, in order to better understand what it felt like to be bitter. Even though Spongebob had more control this time (due to having been THROUGH more and LEARNT more since his last experience), Spongebob's Abrasive Side is STILL what ultimately HELPED end up causing Spongebob's elimination from the game. / That's my episode idea for THIS time, I'll see you next time! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

I agree, this isn't your best. It's...average, but still, your stories are an absolute HOOT to read, man.

[4EverGreen]

This episode has been edited for content and time. / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Previously, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, there were 38 contestants who had their eyes set on $44.44 million in cold hard cash! The next challenge to get most of them closer to their goal, was designed by none other, than General Barracuda!!!!" General Barracuda says: "And I, have a very WILD definition of the word, 'Fun!' I took everyone to the tiny European nation of San Marino. There, each contestant had to win $4,000 at the casino, and use it to enter into an EXTREME race in the San Marino race track! Everyone except Spongebob! When Spongebob heard that his cousin STANLEY, had a driver's license, Spongebob TOTALLY lost it! Spongebob, desperate to get a Driver's License, went to ME for help! I saw an opportunity to get ahead, so I agreed to make Spongebob a good driver, in exchange for Spongebob's free will! Using Snaptrap's micro-chip, I transformed Spongebob, from an innocent do-gooder, into a totally nasty BAD sponge with ATTITUDE!!!! While Spongebob's new attitude helped him drive and helped his team win the race, it caused a rift within his team! As it turns out, the reward for the winning team, was all the money they won at the casino, and the opportunity to swap one member of their team, for a member of the losing team. And so, Spongebob was swapped for Wally, as Team Adversity faced another elimination. Sadly, it was none other, than Spongebob's own COUSIN, Stanley S. Squarepants, who had to take the drop of shame!"

Sniz says: "Now we are down to 37 contestants, and I am SO ready to host this next challenge! There's no telling where we will end up next, but one thing is for sure, you won't want to miss a minute of exciting action, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! It will be COOL!!!!" / "Girl From Ipanema Goes to Greenland!" / It’s early in the morning, and Marlene has taken Captain Retro to just outside of the Confessional. Captain Retro asks: “Why have you brought me here, Marlene?” Marlene looks puzzled, and replies: “Why would you NEED to ask me THAT?! You can READ my aura AND my thoughts, can’t you?!” Captain Retro says: “Technically, I can, but I don’t WANT to! Marlene, I totally TRUST you to be nice, kind, and considerate! I just KNOW that it’s not in your nature to do anything bad!” (Confessional) Marlene gasps in genuine shock and says: “I don’t BELIEVE it! He totally TRUSTS me, and he’s NOT even reading my Aura! This could work out for me BETTER than I had PLANNED!” (End Confessional) The two of them step into the Confessional, and Marlene asks: "Are you truly happy about all the decisions you have made since you came onto this show?" Captain Retro says: "I've made a lot of decisions; but in terms of loving you, I'm happy with all the decisions I have made. Are you not?" Marlene says: "Well, I am happy; but it's hard not to feel some regret for Skipper. I mean, sure, he and King Julien make a pretty cute item. But it's not easy to leave my ex holding the bag, so to speak." Captain Retro says: "I wouldn't know; I've never BEEN in a truly romantic relationship before!" Marlene says: "I was just thinking, if I got to third place again this year, maybe I should give some of the portion of the $42,000,000 to Skipper. He DID technically win it, and I want to show him there are no hard feelings between us." Captain Retro says: "I think it's a really good idea; it would show him that you want to remain good friends with him." Marlene says: "Of course, I plan on having the majority of that prize money split between the two of us, just based on principle, you understand." Captain Retro says: "There's nothing wrong with that. I am actually very impressed with you." Marlene asks: "Why?"

Captain Retro says: "This is a very mature, kind, responsible thing you're doing for Skipper. You wouldn't have done that last season." Marlene blushes and says: "Well, I think I've matured a lot since meeting you. I mean, I even became real friends with Treeflower! Last season, I never could've done that! Of course, I don't think she could've either, but that's not the point I want to make! I'm just glad I get to spend time with you! I can ask you anything, and you don't get judgmental about what I have to ask." Captain Retro says: "Well, I try NOT to get judgmental. I'm not always successful, but I always try my best." Marlene says: "That's all I'd ask from you. Will you kiss me?" Captain Retro romantically says: "I thought you would NEVER ask!" And they both hug and kiss each other! Than they hear a VOICE, from above, from WALLY!!!! Wally says: "Good move!!!! Now tell each other how much you can't LIVE without the other one!!!!" Marlene loses her composure and falls down!

(Confessional) Wally asks: “Was it something I said?” / Captain Retro says: “It seems weird that Wally should be in the Confessional. I better ask what he wants.” / Marlene says: “Note to self; from now on, ALWAYS check the CEILING of the Confessional BEFORE talking in it!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro asks: “What are you doing in here?” Wally says: “I was about to use the Confessional, but you came in, and blocked my exit out of the door!” Marlene asks: "Why didn't you TELL us you were already in here?" Wally says: “I didn’t think it was important! The truth of the matter is, I came in here to think." Marlene asks: "What about?" Wally says: "I got word from Yay-Ok. His updates have made him into such an efficient piece of technology, he's managed to re-work the Rocket Monkey unit into an efficient piece of crime-fighting technology! I'm really not needed as a Rocket Monkey anymore. I'd just...get in the way." Marlene says: "But you're Admiral Wally, his smartness!"

Wally asks: "What good is smarts if you can't use them to prove yourself? I'm glad Yay-Ok has straightened my brother out, and is doing a good job of leading, but I liked being a Rocket Monkey. I don't know what else to do!" Captain Retro says: "Just always know, we can support you in just about anything!" Wally perks up and SOMEHOW, literally gets an energy efficient light-bulb over his head! Marlene says: "COSMO!!!!" Cosmo says: "Just making the joke literal!" Wally says: "You two love each other, right?!" Marlene says: "Only a lot!" Wally asks: "And Captain Retro, you really like ME a lot, right?!" Captain Retro says: "Of course I do! Your source of untapped potential is practically limitless!" Wally says: "I've got a GREAT idea!! Why don't you two ADOPT me?! I can be the best son you two DON'T yet have!"

Marlene gets a weird look on her face and says: “I’m not sure if I’m READY to make that big of a STEP, yet!” Captain Retro says: “You don’t HAVE to! When you’re ready to go to the next level, you can tell me so. After all, we’ve got plenty of time to decide!” (Confessional) Marlene sighs and says: “WHEW!!!! I dodged a metaphorical BULLET on that one! I can’t tell Captain Retro OR Skipper this, because the latter would SURELY blab it out, and Captain Retro couldn’t possibly understand, but I NEED to be in Captain Retro’s good graces to WIN this thing! I’m not going to settle for third place again!” / Captain Retro says: “Wally says the STRANGEST things, but he’s still a good guy! I think that if I take him under my metaphorical wings, I can turn him into a reliable, helpful partner! After all, I certainly didn’t come here to WIN; because I can’t, I came here to make valuable, lasting friendships! And that’s what I intend to do!” (End Confessional) Marlene says: “I’ll tell you THIS, Wally; as soon as I’m ready to make a move, I think I would be QUITE happy, to adopt you as my son!” Wally air fist pumps and says: "Awesome!!!!" (Confessional)

Wally says: "I cannot believe my good luck! No sooner does one door close, than does another door open! If I had Marlene as my mother, I would make her SO proud of ME!” / Marlene says: “Do I like Wally enough to adopt him? That remains to be seen. Still, his eagerness and willingness to help the both of us, would make him a crucial, key element to getting us further in the game. Plus, as long as Captain Retro is focused on training WALLY, he will be less focused on keeping track of me! My relationship MAY be for real with him, but I only want it to LAST for the season! After this, I am going BACK with Skipper, as long as he doesn’t go CRAZY again like he is APT to!” (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. are not at ALL impressed to be in normal class again! Otto groans and screams: "UGH!!!! I am getting SICK and TIRED of the cheap-o economy pickings!!!! Why can't I DOMINATE over stupid Team Retro?!!!" Phoebe says: "Face the facts, Otto. Team Retro's team unity is too strong." Guano says: "And worst of all, they've got Wally, now. He was like, the most COMPETENT contestant out of all of us, and he was a Rocket Monkey!" Otto says: "Have you forgotten that I'm a ROCKET?!!! If anybody's going to take our team BACK into victory, it's going to be ME! I mean, who got ALL the way to the Final Three?!!!" Randolph says: "Dog, obviously!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "Okay, BESIDES him!" Dog asks: "Stimpy J. Cat?" Otto shouts: "ME!! I'm referring to ME!!" Patrick says: "That was going to be my NEXT guess!" Zim asks: "Why should YOU get to be the leader of the pack?! You're addicted to thrill-speaking, Twister told us about it, and you rarely think things through RATIONALLY!!"

Otto asks: "Has that ever stopped me before? Of course not! I have never backed away from a challenge before!" Spongebob sarcastically says: "Except when you up and QUIT in the very first episode of THIS season, just because your singing voice SUCKED the lemon truck!!!!" Otto bitterly says: "You are SO lucky I'm not allowed to hit you this season! Technically, I still CAN, but not without getting a penalty vote! Why didn't YOU get a penalty vote when YOU hit Oonski?!!!" Spongebob says: "I had IMMUNITY, remember?!!! That immunity cancelled out the penalty vote I would've received!" Super Chum says: "He's got you there, Otto." Skipper says: "The answer is OBVIOUS! I should be the one, to put Team Adversity back on track! 'Winner' is my MIDDLE name!!" King Julien says: "I didn't even know you HAD a middle name!" Skipper whispers: "I DON'T!! I am using a METAPHOR!!" King Julien blushes and chuckles: "Sorry!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "All right! Impress me! Just remember, Skipper, you've already been ELIMINATED once this season before!" Spongebob says: "So have YOU, loser!!!!" Otto angrily says: "DON'T tempt me into hitting you, because unlike YOU, I can TOTALLY kick YOUR butt, whereas YOU could NEVER kick MINE!!!!"

Spongebob says: "Bring it ON!!!! I would LOVE to see you TRY...and fail, just like you did to make Angelica LOVE you!" Otto says: "I didn't FAIL!!!! I out-grew HER!!!! There's a BIG difference, you IDIOT!!!!" Spongebob retorts: "Adrenaline junkie!" Otto says: "Bubble blower!" Spongebob says: "Skater boy!" Otto says: "Water sucker!" Spongebob says: "Air breather!" Otto says: "Gulf streamer!" Spongebob says: "Bike rider!" Otto says: "Chum chewer!!!!" Spongebob GASPS and reverts to his NORMAL self!! Spongebob nervously says: "Take that BACK!!!! You...not, WET person!!" Otto says: "AHA!!!! Just as I thought! Your new behavior is PHONY!! You can't even come up with another NAME!! That PROVES I'll outlast YOU!! Then again, I suppose there's nothing new about THAT, is there? After all, a sponge CAN'T compete with a rocket!!!!"

Patrick says: "How DARE you talk to my best friend like that?!" Otto scoffs and says: "Ho-HO!!!! Your 'BEST FRIEND' made YOU crash and BURN in the last challenge, and thought nothing of it!" Patrick says: "He was on the other TEAM!!!! And need I remind you, HE made the team merge LAST season whereas YOU didn't, and has STATISTICALLY outlasted you in MORE challenges over-all!" Otto says: "STUPID LUCK, that's all! I have ACTUAL skills!!!!" Patrick says: "Mark my words, Spongebob and I are SO going to show YOU up this season! And you're going to be SORRY you ever doubted our abilities when you get eliminated AGAIN!!!!" Otto scoffs and sarcastically says: "I'll believe THAT, when I SEE it!!!!" Otto walks away, and Patrick says: "Oh, you'll SEE it!!!! You'll ALL see it!!!!"

(Confessional) Spongebob says: "I don't understand! I thought I was BAD!!!! Does the micro-chip have an expiration date or something? I'm supposed to BE the one pushing others around! I can't let Otto show me up!" / Otto says: "I never believed Spongebob could genuinely be BAD; and I knew General Barracuda would NEVER create a situation that could go OUT of his control!!!! I had Zim check it out himself with his alien technology, General Barracuda didn't ACTUALLY put the micro-chip into Spongebob, he put in a Game Boy Advance cartridge that looks just LIKE the micro-chip into Spongebob, and put the micro-chip label OVER the game label! General Barracuda used psychology, not technology to get Spongebob to learn how to drive! So, I just used a little psychology of my own, to BEAT General Barracuda at his OWN game! Nobody stops the OTTO from winning what should be rightfully HIS!!!! I will NOT be denied AGAIN!!!!" / Patrick angrily says: "Otto thinks he's so tough and superior?! Well, I'm not putting up with HIS superior attitude this season; the kid gloves are OFF!!!! He wants a challenge, I'll give him one! I hoped I wouldn't have to actually USE my brain coral this season, but Otto needs a lesson in humility, and I cannot do it at my normal brain capacity! But believe me, I will show Otto that I can be both SMART, and have humility! I do this, to protect Spongebob's honor!" (End Confessional)

Sniz is relaxing in his V.I.P. hot tub, along with Norbert and Daggett! Sniz says: "This sure is the LIFE, isn't it, Norbert?!!!" Norbert says: "You know how to treat me and Daggett, that's for sure!" Daggett says: "You said it! I have NEVER enjoyed a season of this show, as much as I have enjoyed THIS one!" Fondue asks: "By the way, where are we going next?" Sniz says: "Someplace personal to me. I want to go to Ipanema, and see my girlfriend; Katie Isaprettylady! She's a ferret, just like me! I call her the girl from Ipanema! Want to see her photo?!!!" Norbert and Daggett see a very BLOND, tall, beautiful ferret, wearing a zebra-styled shirt-dress! Daggett asks: "WAIT!!!! You're a FERRET?!!! I always thought you were some over-grown hamster, or something!" Sniz groans and says: "Fondue and I had the misfortune to be BORN without ferret tails, its a genetic defect." Norbert looks at the photo, and says: "She looks just like a ferret version of Nicole Sullivan!!!!" Sniz asks: "REALLY?!!!" He pulls out an autographed photo from Nicole Sullivan, saying: "Thanks for all the support! Nicole!" Nicole is wearing a red dress in the photo, and although the facial and height features are very similar, Sniz says: "I don't see the resemblance!" Daggett asks: "Where IS Ipanema, anyways?!" Sniz says: "Only a very tropical spot, a beach in Brazil, near Rio De Janeiro!" (BRING!!!!)

Sniz says: "That would be Katie calling to confirm our rendezvous right now!" Sniz grabs his cell phone and answers it. Sniz says: "Hello?! 'Not going to BE there?!!!' What do you MEAN, 'Not going to BE there?!!!' Wait. 'You've LOST someone?' Who IS that, 'Someone?' Are, 'You leaving?' Oh, 'Not ME!!' But, 'You've GOT to go there?!' Why?! OH! I see 'Why.' If it's THAT important, I'll meet you THERE instead! Bye!" Sniz pushes his communicator and, speaks over the intercom! Sniz says: "Change of plans, everybody! I planned to take us to Ipanema, but my girlfriend, Katie, needs to meet me in the city of Nuuk, instead! That's in Greenland! We're going to Greenland, for the NEXT challenge!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Whatever! I still get PAID for flying the plane!" And General Barracuda changes course! Dudley says: "Greenland! It's so weird how despite its name, only 25% of it is actually green, you are going to be SO cold there, Chameleon!" Chameleon says: "Actually, I don't know how to tell you this; but, my body temperature isn't dependent on the outside weather anymore!" Dudley asks: "What do you mean?" Chameleon smiles and says: "Somehow, I HAVE become, warm-blooded!!!!"

Dudley asks: "How is that possible?" Keswick comes in and says: "I'll tell you how it's possible! I've compared samples of D.N.A. from Chameleon, before he got his shape-changing suit, and after it was destroyed. In the 'Before' sample, the D.N.A. of Chameleon was completely normal; cold-blooded, reptilian, and could only change colors. But in the 'After' sample, Chameleon's D.N.A. soaked up a LOT of the nano-changing particles, that made up the shape-changing suit! These nano-particles, while no longer attached to a suit, seem to be changing Chameleon in ANOTHER way! This change, has been triggered by LOVE!!!!" Dudley and Chameleon simultaneously ask: "LOVE?!!!" Keswick says: "Oddly enough, yes! Chameleon's altered D.N.A., has been getting excited ever since he started being in close proximity to Dudley! It seems the more and more that Chameleon hangs out in love with YOU, Dudley, the more of your qualities that he seems to ABSORB from you! That includes being warm-blooded, shedding less frequently, and, even slowly becoming more good-looking!" Chameleon says: "I do admit, my skin shedding has dropped to a VERY low level, and my skin complexion has improved significantly!" Dudley says: "Wow! A warm-blooded reptile!" Keswick says: "It might be the technology, but I still call it evolution! Chameleon, you should feel really proud of yourself! Chameleon happily says: "I am!" Dudley says: "Chameleon, I still liked you before, but now, right now, you're REALLY looking good!" Chameleon says: "I won't forget where I came from!" And they hug each other! (Confessional)

Keswick says: "On the one hand, I'm glad Kitty isn't here right now. She probably wouldn't be able to accept all these changes going on between Chameleon and Dudley. She probably would've slowed them down. But Kitty, if you're watching this, I want you to know that I'm available for anything! Just saying!" / Dudley says: "The reason I've been kind to Chameleon, is because my mom raised me right! You show caring and courtesy to others, and you will always be rewarded in kind! It's just karma in action!" / Chameleon says: "You know, I think I've officially learned something by going through this season, with Dudley. My life isn't anything that has already been determined by fate, my life is what I make it! I can MAKE my own choices, and I CHOOSE to be someone good, worthy of being loved and loving by and to Dudley! Although, from what I've heard, a heart is not judged by how much any one person loves, but by how much they are loved by others. I paraphrased that from The Wizard of Oz, truth be told." (End Confessional) The plane travels to Nuuk, Greenland, and the plane touches down at the airport! Captain Retro says: "All right, guys, we better get our parkas on!" And Captain Retro pushes a button, that produces parkas for himself and his whole team! /

The three teams all get off the plane. Every team EXCEPT Team Retro, Dudley, and Chameleon, is shivering in the cold! Sniz is also wearing a warm parka and says: "Welcome to Greenland! Land where Vikings once roamed, once home to Leif Ericson, who discovered this land for the Norse, in the year 1000!" Guano sarcastically says: "WONDERFUL news! Anything ELSE you forgot to mention?!" Sniz says: "The purpose of this challenge, of course! You are going to hunt for Nordic Runes, left behind by the Norse! Actually, they're not real Runes! Since we had no idea if you could READ Norse, let alone speak it, we decided to make up our own runes! Each team will have to search, find, and decipher their runes. Those runes will spell out where you need to go next. The next goal is to dig for hidden rubies, left behind by the Norse Vikings!" Oonski says: "And as a Viking, I've totally GOT this!!!! I will DOMINATE!!!!" Buhdeuce sighs and says: "You better HOPE you didn't just jinx us by SAYING that!" Sniz says: "But finding rubies ISN'T the last part of the challenge, protecting your HOARD from the other teams is! The final portion of the challenge will be an old-fashioned Viking Battle on the Ocean! Last team with their boat still standing, and their loot still intact, wins immunity and ALL the rubies, as a VERY nice reward bonus!!!!" Zarbon asks: "What about the team who finishes in last place? How can we tell?" Sniz says: "Oh, we'll let that be a, surprise to you! There's no telling what could happen today!"

Skipper says: "I'll tell you what is going to happen today! I came to play and win!" King Julien says: "And I, came to play and win, WITH him!" Sniz says: "We'll see just who does the 'playing,' and who does the 'winning!' You've got the whole day to do this challenge, please don't try to drag it out for LONGER than a day! And before I forget, here's a little something to get today's challenge started off RIGHT!!!!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "You're in Greenland right now, contestants! Think of a song that involves Greenland! Of course, having said that, only one song comes to mind right now, and it even involves my VERY lovely girlfriend! You'll probably see her, today! Whichever team finds her and helps her out, will wind up in safe, second place territory. THAT will determine which team will be the losing team!" Wally says: "Let us sing that song then! I mean, no time like the present!" Captain Retro says: "And the reason it is called the 'present,' is because the present is always a gift! Let's sing this thing!" / During this montage, lots of strange things are seen, and sequences of the contestants walking through the snow, focusing on their feet, are featured! During this sequence, Super Chum thinks he sees ANTI-Timmy's face reflected in the rising moon! /

Genre: New Wave. Sub-Genre: The B-52's! Song: "Girl From Ipanema Goes to Greenland!" Sung by: Cast! / Cast: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland! Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" Bulma: "Witch doctors are screaming!" Marlene: "Nymphs are dreaming!" Skipper: "This girl's lost someone!" King Julien: "Who is that someone?" Guano: "She's leaving!" Team Retro: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland! Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" Po: "Hot latitudes, cool attitudes!" Tigress: "She's leaving!" Captain Retro: "Moon in her mirror, chasing northern lights!" Phoebe: "She goes, ahhh." Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland! Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" (Instrumental solo) Buhdeuce: "Remember, wherever you go, there you are!" Team Adversity: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland! Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" Wally: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" Dog and Randolph: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" Robot and Globitha: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" Cast: "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland!" / And the epic song ends! / Sniz says: "And they're off to do the challenge! Will they find the runes? Will they find the rubies? Will they find my girl?! Stay tuned after the commercial messages, and see which questions, are answered! We'll be right back!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish, the three teams have spread out, and are digging around to see if they can find any runes. Marlene asks: "Okay, does ANYBODY here have any idea on what runes are SUPPOSED to look like?!" Captain Retro says: "I do. Back at home, I have the whole Runes set, and a book explaining what they are." Suzie asks: "Do you happen to have them WITH you?" Captain Retro says: "No. But, I've used them enough to memorize what they are. The problem is, we're looking for made-up runes, and we have no idea what the symbolism is going to be." Reggie asks: "But do you think you can decipher them?" Captain Retro says: "Probably. I'm very good at deciphering symbolism!" Robot says: "I am to! I happen to be equipped with Rosetta Stone!" Globitha asks: "Isn't that the Egyptian thing?" Robot says: "I'm referring to the software, not a piece of archaeology." Globitha says: "Oh!" Wally says: "If we want to find some runes, we have to dig like we MEAN it! Follow my lead!" And Wally starts using his hands and tail to dig up the snow as fast as he can!" Rocko says: "That's a good idea, my fellow mammal! Dig like we MEAN it!" And Team Retro gets into digging! Po says: "At the rate we're going, we should find the runes in NO time!" Tigress says: "And wind up in first place in no time!" Norbert says: "If all goes well." Daggett says: "Because it can be all too easy for things to NOT go well! There's an elimination ceremony for the losing team, so let's not get cocky, now!" Norbert says: "Well said, my main man!" Sanjay says: "I guess it's probably for the best that Craig isn't here right now, he'd just be miserable." Stimpy asks: "Speaking of miserable, I wonder how Spongebob is doing? Heaven only knows how hard he must have it!" /

The action switches to Team Adversity, as Phoebe, Skipper, King Julien, and Guano are ALL doing a SLOW job of sifting through the snow! Otto screams: "Come ON, people!!!! Seriously!!!! Am I the ONLY one who actually wants to WIN this challenge?!!! Zim, can't your STUPID laser get any hotter?!!!" Zim says: "This is as high as it goes!" Otto says: "Except for Dog and RANDOLPH, all of you are USELESS, even Super Chum!!!! Come ON!!!! Use your STUPID super-powers ALREADY!!!!" Guano sarcastically says: "Oh SURE!!!! Insult the only guy on our team WITH super-powers! That will get you FAR!!!!" Otto says: "I don't even LIKE his STUPID show, ANYWAYS!!!! If they did more extreme tricks like the Wild Grinders, THEN I would be impressed!" Super Chum says: "But I don't want to use my super-powers for such frivolous things. Besides, even though I COULD beat up Otto Rocket, that wouldn't change anything! And it wouldn't make ME feel any better! I could do so much to help the world, but I have no one to guide me in the right direction!" Otto sarcastically says: "Because you can SO totally help the world!!!!" Patrick angrily says: "You know WHAT, Otto?!!! I'm SICK of your LOUSY attitude and your LOUSY personality?!!!" Otto asks: "Want to make something of it?!" Patrick says: "Only if you can keep up with me in MATH!!!!" Otto asks: "Why would I bother?! Math is for UGLY, useless people, with no beauty OR skills!!!!" Patrick says: "Oh, so you're...CHICKEN; THEN!!!!" And THAT gets Otto's attention!!!! Otto angrily says: "NOBODY, calls ME a chicken!!!!" Patrick asks: "All right then! Why can't you divide ANYTHING by zero?!!! By the way, do you know what 'Supply and Demand', are?!!! Hey, OTTO!!!! What's 2 and 2?!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "I didn't come here to SPEAK loser, I came here to WIN!!!!" And Otto turns around and starts digging! Patrick shouts: "Oh, by the WAY!!!! The answer to 6 x 7 is 42!!!!" And Otto growls angrily!!!! Spongebob says: "OOH!!!! Good BURN, Patrick!!!!" Patrick says: "Naturally!"

(Confessional) Super Chum says: "I know I'm meant for something much more important than this show. Just because I behaved so ODDLY as a kid, that doesn't mean I can't become a well-wounded adult, albeit, one with super-powers. My powers weren't meant to be squandered on such trivial things. I should be doing something more productive. The question is, what?" / Patrick says: "I knew all that math would get underneath Otto's skin! He NEEDED to have his ego taken DOWN a notch or SEVEN!!!!" / Spongebob says: "You know what? My friend Patrick, is officially, NOT lame!!!!" / Otto fumes, and angrily says: "How DARE Patrick, of ALL contestants, try to whup ME in an intelligence TEST?!!! If it weren't for that STUPID Brain Coral of his, Patrick would be NOTHING!!!! Just like Spongebob is NOTHING if he found out the TRUTH about what's inside of him!!!! I think it's time for the GENERAL to work for ME, for a CHANGE!!!! Nobody ACES Otto ROCKET out of the competition, especially NOT some STUPID sea star and STUPID sea SPONGE!!!!" (End Confessional) Otto says: "Well, Patrick, if you're SO smart, why don't YOU use your intelligence to figure out where the runes ARE?!!! I've got a FISH to fry!!!!" And Otto runs off!!!! Spongebob, worried, asks: "What did he MEAN, by, he had a FISH to fry?!!!" Patrick, worried, says: "Even I can't figure out what THAT means!!!!" Super Chum sighs and says: "I'd like to wander around for a while, I need to think my situation over." Zim says: "Don't be too long! We've got a challenge to win!" Super Chum walks away and says: "Challenges aren't what's worrying me! What's worrying me, is that there is so much trouble in the world, and I don't know how to start helping it." /

Genre: Madonna. Sub-Genre: Electronic. Song: "Frozen." Sung by: Super Chum! / Super Chum: "You only see what your eyes want to see. How can life be what you want it to be? You're frozen, when your heart's not open. You're so consumed with how much you get. You waste your time with hate and regret. You're broken, when your heart's not open. Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart. Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart. Mmmmmm, give yourself to me. Mmmmmm, you hold the key. Now there's no point in placing the blame. And you should know I suffer the same. If I lose you, my heart will be broken. Love is a bird, she needs to fly. Let all the hurt inside of you die. You're frozen, when your heart's not open. Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart. Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart. Mmmmmm, give yourself to me. Mmmmmm, you hold the key. (Instrumental Solo) You only see what your eyes want to see. How can life be what you want it to be? You're frozen, when your heart's not open. Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart. Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart. Mmmmmm, give yourself to me. Mmmmmm, you hold the key! If I could melt your heart. Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart. Mmmmmm, give yourself to me. Mmmmmm, you hold the key. If I could melt your heart." / And as the epic song ends, Super Chum drops onto his knees, and sighs. But just right then, a familiar figure approaches Super Chum. A very heroic voice asks: "Why are you so depressed? What are you looking for?" Super Chum is initially oblivious as he says: "Oh, I'm just looking for a chance to do some real good in the world and help others. But you wouldn't understand how I...!" Super Chum shakes his head as he REALIZES who has spoken!!!! Super Chum GASPS and asks: "Man-Arctica?!!!"

Man-Arctica reveals himself and says: "The one and only!!!!" Super Chum gasps in happy shock and says: "It IS you!!!! It's been so LONG since I last saw you!!!!" Man-Arctica sighs and says: "And for good reason, to. My powers are ice and chill based. As long as the temperature of the Earth is in balance, me and my powers can operate at optimum efficiency! But over the past few years, the temperature swings have been growing wilder, and my powers are growing weaker! When you called out to me with your song, I BARELY had enough power to reach here to come for you!" Super Chum asks: "Me? Why do you want ME?!!!" Man-Arctica says: "You've changed a lot since you were a kid. You've grown older, wiser. You're no longer interested in the trivial things that you used to be interested in, you want to make a difference!" Super Chum says: "Of course I do! What do you NEED?" Man-Arctica says: "I need YOUR help, Super Chum! You have to help me turn back the tide of what's going on with the Earth! Dr. Seuss was RIGHT! Unless someone like YOU cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better; it's not!" Super Chum asks: "What needs to be done?" Man-Arctica says: "Global Warmer has acquired some powerful new allies. GREED!!!! AVARICE!!!! IGNORANCE!!!! And APATHY!!!! With these allies at his disposal, he's slowly weakening the power of the Earth, it's defenses and strength! Soon, Global Warmer will have weakened the Earth enough for his alien race to do a DIRECT invasion of the Earth!!!! And by that point, even I would be too powerless to fight against it myself! You have to MAKE people aware of the dire situation, Super Chum! You have to make people CARE!!!! If not for themselves, then for their CHILDREN! For their grandchildren! For future generations they probably won't even know! If you want to help save the world, it starts with you!"

Super Chum asks: "Me? How does it start with me?" Man-Arctica says: "Like all things, everything ALWAYS rests on a decision, a decision that can be made by you. The decision is, you can either remain here, and do nothing to help out, or you can choose to take a stand against all the evils that Global Warmer has at his disposal, and help make Earth be the place it DESERVES to be!!!!" Super Chum salutes and says: "Man-Arctica; in good conscious, I cannot idly stand by and let the devastation of our planet carry on any longer! I'll quit this show, and dedicate myself full time to finding like-minded individuals, to aid in our peaceful cause!" Man-Arctica says: "I knew I could count on you, Super Chum! I know you won't let me down! I must go now and retreat back to Antarctica, but I know I will see you there! Until then, farewell!" And Man-Arctica zooms away! Super Chum says: "I'll see you soon!!" / Everyone is still digging for Runes, when Super Chum flies overhead. And cupping his hands over his mouth, his voice sounds like it's coming through a megaphone! Super Chum shouts: "I have an announcement to make! My idol superhero, Man-Arctica, needs my help to fight against Global Warmer, and his powerful allies! I cannot dedicate myself to this game show, when our planet needs help from me and other gifted individuals to fight back against this deteriorating situation! And so, I have decided, as of right now, to drop out of the competition! I wish the rest of you the best of luck! BYE!!!!" And Super Chum flies away, Otto, who has just arrived at the plane, gasps in SHOCK!! Otto screams: "What just HAPPENED?!" General Barracuda comes out and says: "What just happened is that Super Chum made a choice! He's no longer INTERESTED in the petty little feuds and grudges YOU seem to hold against everyone else! He's going to make a REAL difference in the world! Such a SHAME that you mocked him, you probably WON'T be asked to HELP!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!"

As General Barracuda laughs mockingly, Otto gets MAD, and THROWS General Barracuda into the SNOW!!!! General Barracuda gasps in shock as he hits the snow back first! General Barracuda asks: "How did you DO that?!!!" Otto gets on General Barracuda, and pins him down! Otto angrily says: "It's called 'ADRENALINE!!!!' I have a LOT of it!!!! Now YOU are going to LISTEN to ME!!!! Spongebob and Patrick are openly MOCKING my attitude, and I KNOW you have something to DO with it!!!! Zim already KNOWS what you put inside Spongebob; and unless you come WITH me and remove it RIGHT now; I will LITERALLY scream 'BLOODY MURDER!!!!' at the top of MY lungs, and tell the whole UNIVERSE what you DID!!!! Do you catch my DRIFT?!!! NOBODY makes a mockery out of Otto ROCKET!!!!" General Barracuda throws his arms up and says: "FINE!!!! CRY-BABY!!!! I can't believe I have to get YOU a pacifier!!!! Ruining MY fun!!!!" /

Otto returns to Team Adversity with General Barracuda, and Otto, DEMANDING, shouts: "Tell them the TRUTH!!!!" General Barracuda sarcastically replies: "WHAT truth?!!! The truth that you're a BIG, FAT, POMPOUS, BAD-TEMPERED, FOUL--!!!!" Otto starts to loudly scream: "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

General Barracuda shouts: "STOP!!!! Tyrant! I'll tell them! Spongebob, I lied to you before about the micro-chip! Since I didn't want to risk the micro-chip manipulating your emotions beyond MY control, I just SAID I put the micro-chip in you, and made you THINK that you had no free will! Seeing as how all your driving problems stem from a lack of confidence in your mind, I figured if YOU thought I was the one in charge of you, than you would drive just like I drive, full of confidence, and NEVER making a mistake!!!! And since you passed your driver's license test with absolute perfection, it OBVIOUSLY worked!!!!" Spongebob asks: "You mean, I'm not bad at ALL?!!!" Otto sarcastically says: "DUH!!!! NO!!!! You can't just GET the kind of street cred that I have, you have to EARN it!!!! That's why I KNEW you weren't BAD!!!! Nobody becomes BAD that fast!!!! Except for Stephanie Meyer, but that's NOT the point! Your attitude was a PHONY!!!! Which means that I WIN over-all!!!!" Spongebob raises his hands in a time-out and says: "Wait a MINUTE!!!! Horatio, are you telling me that all this TIME, I had control of my emotions and free-will the WHOLE time?!!! That you weren't the ONE manipulating me?!!! That I didn't have to act BADLY to my dear friends, but I did because I thought you were MAKING me do it?!!!" General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: "Fine! So I told you a lie! I only did it because I didn't want to WASTE 16 years of MY life trying to teach you to drive!!!! My motto is, 'Why BOTHER dragging the pointless sub-plots out?' You can drive perfectly fine, you never needed a micro-chip to do it, or any other secret helper!"

Spongebob holds up his signed contract with General Barracuda, tears it up, and Spongebob says: "In THAT case, the deal is OFF!! Since I technically HAD the ability to drive perfectly all along, I don't owe you a thing! Find some other SUCKER to make your apprentice, you SICKO!!!!" General Barracuda angrily says: "Takes one to know one! You should just consider yourself LUCKY, that I'm not interested in killing you OR your friends anymore!" Patrick says: "He's got you there, Spongebob. You have to admit THAT!!" Spongebob says: "Still, I think I'll keep the outfit anyways. It gives me a little more street-cred!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "I think I can SAFELY say that is ONE word I honestly thought that I would NEVER hear from Spongebob!" General Barracuda says: "You and me BOTH, Rocket boy!" (Confessional) General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: "FINE!!!! So I forgot to factor in sore-loser Otto Rocket, boy SCREAM wonder into the equation! Not exactly MY fault he isn't making any headlines this season, it's HIS!!!! If he WANTS to have a winner's type edgic, he's going to have to EARN it like all of the female contestants are currently doing!" / Otto says: "It's all ABOUT winning for me! I would be NOTHING if I didn't WIN everything I ever TRIED!!!! I mean; come ON!!!! I'm Otto FREAKING Rocket!!!! I am the BEST skateboarder in HISTORY, and nothing is going to stop ME from going ALL the way to the top! I AM invincible!!!!" / Patrick angrily says: "I hope you're watching yourself, Otto. PRIDE goes before the fall! And the bigger the EGO in your head, the SO much harder you WILL FALL!!!!" / Spongebob sighs and says: "I can't believe I acted that bad all on my own. I honestly never thought I had it in me. I guess what Squidward told me is true; everybody has a breaking point. The thing is, I finally know what MINE are! Squidward, from now on, I am REALLY going to TRY to pay attention to you when you say that I'm getting on your nerves! At least I can drive now. I just hope Stanley and Patrick can forgive me!" (End Confessional)

Robot and Globitha are STILL digging, until they hit upon a stone feature! Robot says: "Guys, we just FOUND something!!!!" Tigress says: "All right, let's uncover it!" They dig down, and uncover all their runes! Rocko says: "We found the runes!" Reggie says: "Now we just gotta put it in the right order and decipher what it means!" Captain Retro says: "Leave that to me." / Captain Retro gets through arranging it and says: "I think this is the order that makes the most sense." Stimpy asks: "What does it mean?" Captain Retro says: "If I'm translating correctly, it says; 'Travel with lightning EATING to see the sacrifice of speed on the full moon for the fair Ruby Princess?' That doesn't make any sense! Never mind!!!! I know what I did wrong! It's 'Eyes BEFORE Feet, except after TEETH!' I got it reversed! It says, 'Travel with lightning SPEED to see the sacrifice of the Rubies or the Princess, on the FULL moon!!!!" And Team Retro looks up in horror, as they see there IS a full moon out right now!!!! Sanjay says: "Oh, NO!!!!" Daggett asks: "What does that mean?!!!" Norbert says: "It's the VIKINGS!!!! They're doing a ritualistic sacrifice! And if they don't have rubies, they must sacrifice a princess! They MUST have Katie, the Girl from Ipanema!" Wally says: "But she's not a princess! Is she?" Marlene says: "She must be a princess of SOME sort, for the Vikings to trick her into coming here!" Captain Retro groans and says: "It seems that Oonski runs with a pretty questionable crowd! An unidentified splinter group of vikings, who perform sacrifices that are LITERALLY, of a BARBARIC nature! And THAT is not hyperbole! Rocko asks: "Can we stop them?" Captain Retro says: "Let's get one thing clear. Vikings...I repeat, ALL vikings are NOT evil!!!! Only this specific splinter group of unidentified Vikings ARE at this moment in time! We only need to stop THEM!!!! No other vikings! We do NOT want to get into a long, drawn-out war without an EXIT plan!!!!"

Stimpy says: "I certainly don't want to get into a quagmire that drags on for ten years!" Captain Retro says: "So let's find those rubies, and get them to the vikings, so they will SPARE Katie!" Marlene says: "I love that plan!" / The action shifts to Team S.R.R.R.C. as MOST of them (with the exception of Zarbon and Bulma) are busy digging their BRAINS out! Buhdeuce asks: "Excuse me, do you think you two could actually HELP?!!!!" Zarbon is wearing a cucumber face mask, and has a fan blowing on him! Zarbon says: "A big negative there!!!! I am currently in day 25 of my 35 day beauty maintenance program. Any further degradation of my skin, face, hair, or muscles would be VERY catastrophic to my image!" Bulma says: "And I'm the one who came UP with the plan, not to MENTION, the device that would tell you where to FIND the runes! So cut me a little SLACK!!!!" Keswick mutters: "I'd like to cut SOMETHING, all right!!!!" Than Keswick finally hits a stone! Dudley says: "COOL!!!! We finally found our RUNES!!!!" Bulma smirks and says: "Told you!" Gonard asks: "Do you EVER turn that attitude into the OFF position?!!!" Bulma scoffs and says: "As IF!!!! It's part of the WHOLE package!!!!" Chameleon says: "Figures!" Oonski gets the stone out and says: "I'll read it!" Oonski looks it over and gasps in SHOCK!!!! Oonski says: "No WAY!!!! It COULDN'T be!!!!" Kaput asks: "WHAT?!!!" Oonski says: "I recognize who MADE those symbols! They can belong to no other than Master Shen!!!! He's STILL alive!!!! And he PLANS to sacrifice Katie, as part of an evil plot to GAIN super kung-fu powers to make him more powerful than Po AND the Furious Five put together!!!!" Taotie angrily says: "OOH!!!! I TOLD that idiot Tigress that Temutai didn't KILL off Master Shen!!!! But of COURSE she wouldn't LISTEN to me!!!! So now Master Shen has gotten back to FULL strength, and is trying to ace ME out of ruling the world?!!! Not going to happen!!!!"

Monster asks: "What are you suggesting anyways?" Taotie says: "A temporary truce as I put my plans on hold. I'll help SAVE the world today, so it will be AVAILABLE for me to take over another day! I do NOT heart working for Master Shen again!" Heffer says: "Than lets go, and STOP Master Shen in his tracks!" Chameleon says: "Wow! This game sure makes for some strange allies!" Dudley says: "Maybe, but I think we're REALLY good together!" Chameleon says: "Me to! But we can talk about it, later!" Team S.R.R.R.C. runs off, and Otto notices THIS!!!!

Otto SCREAMS: "We NEED to be starting this challenge YESTERDAY!!!! OOH!!!! I am SO glad that Super Chum is already GONE!!!! Even if we LOSE last AGAIN, we won't have to ELIMINATE anybody!!!!" Sniz comes by and says: "Not at all TRUE, Otto!!!! This challenge was supposed to be a DOUBLE elimination round, two losers from the LOSING team! But since Super Chum has already QUIT, that means that only ONE loser will be booted from the LOSING team!!!!" Otto gasps in shock and shouts: "Come ON!!!! Find the RUNES already!!!! Now, now, NOW!!!!" Patrick 'BRIEFLY' thinks about it and shouts: "NO!!!!" Otto SNAPS, and starts to lose it, as he fumes, and angrily ASKS: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!!!!" Patrick sarcastically says: "Oh, I'm SORRY!!!! Was that WAY too complicated for YOU?!!! I'll try DUMBING it DOWN to YOUR level!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Otto angrily says: "Patrick, you are DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Otto starts fighting it out against Patrick, in a physical confrontation!!!! Sniz says: "OOH!!!! Conflict!!!! We might not even NEED an elimination ceremony tonight! It all depends on how this fight turns out! Who will come out on top? Who will come out wrecked? Who will come out NEEDING bandages and Ibuprofin?! Stay tuned after the commercial breaks, and find out!" (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials finish airing, Team Retro arrives at the digging site for the Viking's rubies, with Team S.R.R.R.C. arriving not too far behind! Robot says: "We really need to step it up! Either we're getting slower, or they're getting faster, or both!" Globitha says: "Most likely, they're getting faster! They don't like the idea of Team Retro WINNING again!" Sanjay says: "Just because they don't like it, doesn't mean they can stop it from happening!" Daggett says: "Well said! Those guys are WAY out of OUR league!!!!" Bulma scoffs and asks: "Are YOU serious?!!! I'm drop dead gorgeous and WAY out of YOUR league!!!! But if you're lucky, I might SOMEHOW give you the time of DAY!!!!" Daggett retorts: "You're not my type ANYWAYS, Miss I-am-SO-Conceited!!!!" Bulma screams: "I am EVERYBODY'S type!!!! I am the most BEAUTIFUL, most INTELLIGENT person on the face of this EARTH or any OTHER for that matter!!!!" Marlene rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "I cannot BELIEVE I once thought like YOU did!!!!" Bulma scoffs and says: "WHATEVER!!!! I'm STILL going to WIN this whole thing! None of you are going to STOP that!" Captain Retro says: "WE might not have to! Do you HONESTLY expect Taotie and Kaput to take you to the Final Three?!" Bulma says: "I'll have you know my team is willing to do ANYTHING on my behalf!! I am the BRAINS of our WHOLE operation! Of COURSE they're going to do what I say!!!!"

Keswick sarcastically asks: "Do you HONESTLY believe that?!!!" Bulma retorts: "What kind of a question is THAT?!!! Obviously, YES!!!!" Gonard groans and says: "You are the DUMBEST smart person I have EVER met in my whole life!!!! What makes YOU so much better than EVERYBODY else?!" Bulma slyly answers: "Only a little something called Dragonball Z!!!! You might have HEARD about it?! It's only the most POPULAR cartoon series in the history of...EVER!!!!" Buhdeuce asks: "And I suppose you believe that YOU are the one responsible for its gigantic success!!" Bulma rolls her eyes and says: "Obviously, not just ME!!!! But, I AM one of the biggest reasons it does so well! I'm too PRETTY to be killed! Not to mention, too SMART!!!!" Zarbon says: "I'll put that on your tombstone when you finally DO bite it! Even your beauty and brains can't protect YOU forever! I know, they didn't protect me against Vegeta! I'm just glad I don't have to run into him ever again!" Bulma says: "For your sake, you better HOPE Vegeta never comes back to Earth! He'd make SURE to finish you off for good!" Zarbon says: "He'd have to find me first, and good luck to THAT!!" Norbert says: "Sheesh! They are SO dysfunctional!"

Po says: "We don't need to be worried about THEM!!!! We need to be worried about the rubies!!" Taotie says: "You BETTER be worried!!!! Master Shen is STILL alive, and he's the one who's brainwashed the Vikings into kidnapping Katie, the Girl from Ipanema!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "You just don't KNOW when to stop LYING, do you?!!!" Oonski says: "Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, but he's telling the truth! I don't want THAT peacock giving all vikings a bad name!!!!" Rocko asks: "Captain Retro, what do you think?" Captain Retro says: "They're telling the truth, oddly enough!" Stimpy says: "WOW!!!! Now I've heard EVERYTHING!!!!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "Taotie and Oonski, telling US the truth?!!! That's something I NEVER thought would happen to us during our time of competition on the show!" / Captain Retro says: "It makes sense for Master Shen to be doing this. It's no longer enough for Master Shen to RULE the world, now he wants to humiliate Po and the Furious Five in the process! He HAS to be stopped!" / Marlene shouts: "HONESTLY!!!! How does Bulma LIVE with herself?!!! More importantly, how can ANYBODY?!!! Even TREEFLOWER was NEVER as bad as Bulma is! Bulma better NOT make it past the team merge; she's WAY too arrogant and cocky for team merge material!" / Bulma says: "Seeing as how I have no remarkable physical skills and talents to speak of, apart from mad laser dodging skills, I HAVE to rely on my brain power to intimidate the other contestants. And with the amount of brain power I have, that's not too much of a problem! I mean, all of Team Retro put TOGETHER couldn't hatch up a plan to take ME out!! That's why I am going to make it all the WAY to the Final Three! And if anybody tries anything funny to take ME out before then, I'll just turn the tables and boot THEM out instead!!!! Nobody's taking Bulma Briefs out of THE competition!!!!" /

Zarbon says: "It's hard to believe Bulma and I represent the EXACT same show! I mean, can't somebody SERIOUSLY make Bulma just shut UP for a nano-second?! I'm sick of hearing her TALK all the time!!!! She may be beautiful, but even beauty can only go so far! Take it from me, I know EXACTLY what the phrase, 'Beauty is only Skin Deep,' TRULY means!" / Gonard scoffs and says: "Bulma thinks just because HER show has been popular for far LONGER than anybody else HERE, she can just use that as a shield to deflect anything THROWN at her! But I'm telling you, something is going to break that shield of her's someday!" / Captain Retro says: "Intelligence does not automatically equal humility. Sometimes, it breeds arrogance; as is the case with Bulma. She'll realize it before the season ends." / Taotie sarcastically says: "Oh, SURE!!!! Now Tigress believes me, because she HEARD it BOTH from someone else, and Captain Retro! Just because I'm a villain, doesn't automatically MEAN I'm not capable of telling the truth! Can I help it if it so much easier to LIE to her and especially Po?! Po is so GULLIBLE!!!!" / Po says: "I am NOT gullible! I'm just willing to take a chance on others, even if they don't REALLY deserve it!" / Rocko says: "Master Shen is not an easy guy to fight. Suzie, Marlene, and I all had to fight against him LAST season! If we want to stop him for good, we might NEED to all be banded together! Master Shen is not about to just surrender his cause!" (End Confessional)

Po says: "All right! We'll team up and put aside our differences for now. Once we take care of Master Shen, THEN we can sort out who wins this challenge!" Monster says: "I can't argue with that!" Heffer says: "I wouldn't know how to!" Dudley says: "Chameleon and I will dig for the rubies, along with Wally, Robot, and Globitha! The rest of you, find Master Shen, stop him, and rescue Katie, the Girl from Ipanema! Once we have the rubies, we'll bring them BACK to you!" Reggie says: "I'm a big fan of that plan! Let's do it!" (Confessional)

Dudley says: "I'm kind of a natural when it comes to making firm, quick decisions. I'm part blood-hound! And as such, I know what it takes to avert danger and disaster, and keep others safe! I reduced accidents at T.U.F.F. by 44% in the past year, alone!" / Po says: "An old saying at the Jade Palace, says that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I do know that Taotie considers himself to be Master Shen's enemy. And any enemy of Master Shen's, is an ally to the Furious Five, and the Dragon Warrior by extension! I know there IS some goodness in Taotie! He just needs to remember that it is there!" / Taotie asks: "Why am I even HELPING Po and Tigress?!!! I certainly don't owe them anything! I mean, I do have to potentially think about jury votes later. But still, I just had this feeling in my gut that it was the right thing to do. I mean, I WAS the one who designed the Training Hall for the Furious Five, back in the day when it was Master Oogway who called the shots, and not Master Shifu. I wonder, is it possible that what Po is saying is true, and that Master Oogway trying to show me a path to redemption? The way things are going, I could use any help I could get in order to get myself to the Final Three!" (End Confessional)

Most of Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C. start to look for Master Shen and his horde of Vikings, when all of the sudden, Suzie Carmichael, stops! Marlene asks: "What's wrong?" Suzie says: "My Otto senses are TINGLING!!!! Something wrong is happening with Otto, and I need to go and help him! PLEASE!!!! I couldn't bare it if something BAD happened to Otto!" Rocko says: "Go to him, then! Let him know how much you care!" Suzie sighs in relief and says: "Thank you! I know you'll get a bunch of good karma for this!" And Suzie runs off! Reggie asks: "She really DOES love Otto, doesn't she?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "I just hope Suzie STILL loves him when she gets to him!" Wally asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro says: "Because Otto is doing something BAD to Patrick right now! And if my guess is correct, it is NOTHING pretty!!!!" /

The action shifts to Team Adversity, as everyone EXCEPT Patrick and Otto are watching the EXTREME spectacle take place between them, in their epic FIGHT for dominance!!!! Zim says: "I LOVE this new development! Do you want to know WHY?!" (Confessional) Zim says: "I'll tell you the reason; TENSION!!!! And it has NOTHING to do with me! I have NEVER felt so safe!" / Skipper says: "My penguin missions are one thing, but trying to get into the middle of the fight between Otto and Patrick would be the equivalent of getting napalmed! Not a pretty sight!" / King Julien says: "Technically, it should be a kingly duty to stop any unnecessary fights. But seeing as how I don't want to get involved in the dangerous melee, I'm going to safely stay OUT of it!" (End Confessional)

Otto shouts: "Take it BACK!!!! Take it BACK!!!!" Patrick defiantly says: "I'm not GOING to!!" Otto angrily asks: "Do you PEONS honestly BELIEVE that you're going to MAKE it anywhere WITHOUT me?! I am Otto FREAKING Rocket!!!! And this TEAM would be NOTHING without ME!!!!" Patrick says: "It will be SOMETHING without you! A LOT nicer!!" Otto says: "I don't DO nice!!!! I do WINNING!!!!" Patrick asks: "Than why has OUR team lost so many challenges AND contestants?!" Otto says: "Obviously, because the challenges aren't up to MY high standards of adrenaline seeking, and they are COMPLETE wastes of my time, because they are SO boring and POINTLESS!!!!" Patrick says: "Or MAYBE, it's because you're being so RUDE and ARROGANT, that you don't even TRY in those CHALLENGES!!!! Now all YOU can think about is bossing everyone else AROUND!!!! You're no better than...ANGELICA Pickles!!!!" Otto SNAPS and LOSES it!!!!

Otto angrily says: "Don't EVER compare ME to HER!!!!" Otto starts to swing an epic punch to Patrick, but Suzie appears and pleads: "OTTO!!!! Don't DO it!!!!" The distraction makes Otto completely MISS Patrick, but Otto MISTAKENLY punches out GUANO instead!!!! Spongebob shivers and says: "OOH!!!! That's going to LEAVE a mark!!!!" Suzie shockingly asks: "Otto!!!! How COULD you?!!!" Otto gets mad, turns to Patrick and shouts: "Are you trying to turn her AGAINST me?!!!" Patrick says: "You're doing THAT all by yourself!!!!" Otto says: "You're trying to take her AWAY from ME!!!!" Patrick says: "Your anger and your LUST for winning are already DOING that!!!!" Suzie says: "You've got to STOP, Otto! This isn't YOU!!!! This is NOTHING like the Otto I know and LOVE!!!! Don't do THIS!!!!"

Otto angrily says: "Stay OUT of this!!!! This concerns ME, and the soon to be DEAD Patrick!!!!" Suzie says: "Don't TALK like THAT!!!! You're Otto ROCKET, you don't have ANYTHING to PROVE!!!! PLEASE, STOP!!!!" Otto SCREAMS: "I NEED TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And his SCREAM causes an avalanche from a nearby mountain to fall ALL around them, sealing them ALL in a compact hole! Randolph sarcastically says: "Screaming your HEAD off; what a BRILLIANT idea! What an INCREDIBLE predicament you've put us into THIS time! What's NEXT?! Insulting the only guy with super-powers on our team who could help us out of here?!!! Oh, WAIT!! He already QUIT the game, because of YOU!!!!" (Confessional) Otto screams: "This is Patrick's FAULT!! He can't make the team merge!! If he ever DOES, I hope Guano gets struck by LIGHTNING!!" / Guano woozily says: "Why do I feel somebody just WISHED for me to be hit by lightning if it turned out that person was WRONG about Patrick making the team merge?" / Randolph says: "Otto is SO the next boot out of HERE!!!! I DON'T love him!!!!" / Dog says: "Otto, you've grown too crazy unpredictable and unstable for THIS season! Randolph and I need to take you OUT!!!!" (End Confessional)

Otto says: "None of you would last three MINUTES in a true competition with ME!! I'm going to WIN this whole season!" Zim says: "We're not going to last three minutes HERE the way things are going!" Otto scoffs and says: "Get SERIOUS!!!! Things couldn't POSSIBLY get ANY worse!!!!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes to the hole; overlooks it, and Sniz says: "That would be your DAILY irony call, announcing its arrival for YOU!!!!" Otto angrily says: "Yeah, RIGHT!! There is ONLY supposed to be ONE mandatory song per episode!!" Sniz says: "Ordinarily, yes. But this was just too GOOD of a golden opportunity to pass up! No WAY we would miss THIS one! And if you don't SING, Otto, you can kiss YOUR chances of winning any money THIS season good-bye right NOW!!!!" Otto angrily says: "Okay, NOW things can't possibly get any WORSE!!!!"

Genre: Heavy Metal. Song: "Stuck In a Hole." Sung by: Team Adversity and Suzie. / Suzie: "The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!" Team Adversity, except Otto: "Ooh, mess." Suzie: "I feel my heart thumping out of my chest!" Team Adversity, except Otto: "Ooh, chest." Otto: "I tried to fit winning and Suzie into my soul." Team Adversity, except Otto: "Ooh, soul." Otto: "I wound up, stuck in a hole!" Team Adversity and Suzie: "He got stuck, should've ducked, worst of luck; stuck, stuck in a hole!!!!" Otto, pointing to Patrick: "I fell for every insulting thing that HE said!!!!" Team Adversity, except Patrick: "Ooh, said!" Otto: "I closed my eyes, and I screamed off my head!" Team Adversity, except Otto: "Ooh, head!" Otto: "Now here I am, completely red in my face!" Team Adversity, except Otto: "Ooh, face!" Otto: "Won't someone please throw a ladder down this place?!" Team Adversity and Suzie: "We got stuck, should've ducked, worst of luck; stuck, stuck in a hole!!!! Stuck, stuck, STUCK in a hole!!!!" / And the epic song ends, and Sniz claps quietly.

Otto says: "I'm SERIOUS!!!! Throw a ladder down this place!" Sniz says: "I would, but everybody's busy trying to save my girlfriend. You should've thought of that before you screamed your head off. But don't worry, we'll rescue you AFTER the challenge is over!" Otto angrily says: "NO!!!! I'm supposed to WIN!!!! You can't do THIS!!!!" Sniz says: "Good-bye, Otto!!!!" And Sniz leaves, while Otto, in futility, screams: "Help, HELP, HELP!!!!" Suzie rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "Oh, SURE!!!! Scream some more and dig us even FURTHER into this MESS!!!! That will get us FAR!!!!" Otto says: "I don't see YOU coming up with any BRILLIANT ideas! This is ALL Patrick's FAULT!!!! I am SO voting you OFF tonight!!!!" Patrick says: "Go ahead and TRY!!!! WE all out-number you!" Otto says: "Nobody out-numbers ME!!!! I am Otto FREAKING Rocket!!!! I practically OWN Ocean Shores, California!!!! And anyone with HALF a REAL brain knows that, also!!" Suzie angrily says: "I can't BELIEVE you!!!!" Otto asks: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Suzie says: "Here WE are, stuck in a hole, and all YOU can think about is proving that you're RIGHT!!!! Haven't you NOTICED how TRYING to do that has got us STUCK in this particular development?!!!" Otto angrily says: "I don't have to apologize for ANYTHING!!!! Otto ROCKETS do NOT apologize, because I am NEVER wrong!!!! Besides, what were YOU planning to do?! Threaten to dump me?! You wouldn't have the GUTS!!!! Nobody except Angelica Pickles is crazy enough to try to abandon THIS!!!!"

Suzie seriously says: "Until NOW!!!!" Otto stops and stutters: "What--what are you saying?!" Suzie angrily says: "Unless you straighten UP and ACT like the Otto Rocket I KNOW and LOVE, you can consider the BOTH of us OFFICIALLY OVER!!" (Confessional) Otto desperately says: "NO!! She's not SERIOUS!!!! She CAN'T be serious!! I'm Otto FREAKING Rocket!! I WIN things!! I don't LOSE them! And even if I COULD lose something, I would certainly NEVER lose Suzie, especially NOT after I DUMPED god-awful Angelica Pickles just to BE with her!! She's BLUFFING!! She HAS to be bluffing!! She'll take me back! She...is...going...to...take...me back, RIGHT?!!!" / Suzie angrily says: "I have never before REALIZED just why so MANY people have a PROBLEM with Otto Rocket!! Now I DO!! He is so RUDE, cocky, arrogant, selfish, vain, fame obsessed, thrill seeking, adrenaline junkie!! I fell in love with him because I honestly thought that he wanted ME, because I was so much BETTER than Angelica Pickles!!!! Now I think he only wanted me just to rub it IN Angelica's face that he COULD get someone far better than she could EVER be!! At this point, I'm almost willing to go so far as to say, that if she WANTS him so BADLY, she can take HIM, if she even really WANTED him in the first place!" / Patrick says: "And with that, I have now OFFICIALLY put Otto into his place! Don't ever mess with MY brain-power, or you're going to get burned!!!!" / Spongebob shivers and says: "Otto really got BURNED this time!" (End Confessional)

Randolph smirks and says: "You know, this whole trouble COULD'VE been avoided if you had just been NICE in the FIRST place!!!!" Otto angrily says: "I don't need YOUR permission to do anything!! I don't need permission from ANYBODY!!!! It's MY way or the HIGHWAY!!!! And if you can't keep up, you can ride ALONE!!" Zim says: "Ordinarily, I CAN ride alone! But I'm on a TEAM, right now; and in case you've forgotten, you are TO!!!! And you better shape up, or you can SHIP out!!!!" Otto says: "If I had my way, I WOULD ship out, and leave you ALL here!!!! But I can't, because we're still STUCK in a HOLE!!!!" And just like that, Guano gets STUCK by lightning from out of nowhere!!!! But the lightning DOES heat the snow around them and provides a path out of there! Patrick yells: "OTTO!!!! Did you WISH for Guano to be STRUCK by lightning if it turned out that I would be MAKING the team MERGE?!!!" Otto angrily says: "So what if I DID?! Besides, we can now LEAVE, can't WE?!" As they all get out of the situation, Dog says: "That's NOT the point!!!! How could you just WISH bodily harm on another contestant?!" Otto says: "He's nothing but dead weight, anyways! He's not going to help ME win $44.44 million in cold hard, cash!!!!" Suzie angrily says: "You know, I came back for you because I thought something BAD was happening to you!!!! But now I see, you WERE the bad thing that was happening?!!!" Otto asks: "Just because I got into a FIGHT?!!!" Suzie says: "A fight that YOU started, and totally shouldn't HAVE!!!!"

Otto raises his hands up and says: "FINE!!!! I made ONE lousy mistake!! Shame on ME!! Can we move ON from this, ALREADY?!" Suzie says: "I already told you, that you WON'T get to kiss me AGAIN until you say that you're SORRY!!!! And before you say anything, you have to say it like you MEAN it!!!!" Otto angrily says: "What's the POINT, then?! You won't accept it unless I say it like I'm being TORTURED to say it!! I don't DO that game!! You're not blackmailing ME into any situation!! Do you think you can manipulate ME the way I tried to manipulate Angelica Pickles into loving ME?! Because let me give you the spoiler ending right HERE, it DOESN'T work!!" Suzie says: "I'm not trying to manipulate you! Unlike YOU, I don't get INTO manipulating other people! I'm just telling you how it's going to be!!!! Either show me you care, and that you're sorry, or you can live the rest of your life ALONE!!!! It's YOUR choice!!!!" And Suzie leaves Team Adversity!!!! Phoebe asks: "On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being the WORST, how WOULD you rate today?!!!" Otto says: "Are you KIDDING?!!! Scientists would have to invent a new form of MATH to describe how SUCKY today has BEEN!!!! How do you make somebody love you again without admitting that you...weren't RIGHT?!!!" Dog says: "Welcome to the REAL world, Otto! If you can come up with an answer to THAT one, don't keep it to yourself!" (Confessional)

Otto groans and says: "Why is my game turning OUT like this?!!! Am I being PUNISHED for being unfaithful to Angelica Pickles, of ALL people?!!! Or is it because I'm not as ideal as Suzie would WANT me to be?! Personally, I'd prefer the LATTER answer!! That one, I'm WILLING to work on!! But I SWEAR, if I've BLOWN this relationship to pieces because of the way I've been acting, I'll be the ONLY Rocket in HISTORY to have lost both TWO girls, and THREE seasons of competition!! If I can't win this season, than I HAVE to get the girl!! Somehow, I HAVE to get Suzie BACK!! But...I'm REALLY hoping it doesn't have to come to an, 'I'm sorry!' Angelica would NEVER let me hear the END of it! And I've had just about all I can STAND of Angelica Pickles for one life-time!" / Phoebe says: "Relationships can be really complicated. It's a game of give and take, very often. The thing of it is, if you take too much, you're either selfish, greedy, ignorant, more than one or the other, or ALL of the above! You have to GIVE at least SOME of what you get! After all, it was The Beatles who once sang, 'The love you take is equal to the love you make.' Very wise words, from one of the best rock and roll bands EVER!" / Randolph says: "I am so GLAD Dog and I never have any STUPID arguments or blow-ups like the one Otto and Suzie just had!" / Dog says: "I'm really solid with Randolph! Not just because I'm obligated to him, but because I WANT to be straight with him! Randolph is a stellar guy, and he deserves the best that I can give him! That's why I'm always at 110% with him!" (End Confessional)

The action shifts back to the gang who are digging rubies! Wally throws up a bunch of rubies he just unearthed, and he says: "You were right, Robot! That G.P.S. of yours DID detect our rubies spot on!" Robot says: "Thank Globitha, she was the one who suggested it!" Globitha says: "You're welcome!" Dudley and Chameleon throw up a bunch of rubies and they both say: "We found ours!" Dudley says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Chameleon says: "Don't worry, I believe that I can buy you plenty!" Suzie runs back up and asks: "Did you find the rubies?" Wally says: "Yes, we did! And now we need to get them to the rest of Team Retro, and Team S.R.R.R.C.!" They start running toward the ocean. Dudley asks: "What about Team Adversity? Aren't they coming?" Suzie says: "I don't believe so!" Robot asks: "Why not?" Suzie says: "Because Otto is too BUSY being a jerk to EVERYBODY to admit that he's wrong!!!!" (Confessional)

Robot says: "Globitha has come in surprisingly useful, reminding me of all the ways I can use the technology within me! She's helped me get far in a season where I might not have remembered all the tricks I have at my disposal. It's nice to have a girl who reminds you that you DO have strengths!" / Globitha says: "I always KNEW Robot had untapped potential! Before the season began, I had Ogo study up on him! Having an intimate knowledge of the inner workings of Robot Default, and everything he can accomplish, certainly comes in handy!" / Chameleon says: "You know, it's almost sad and pathetic that despite the SAD shape Team Adversity is in, they STILL can't stop fighting among themselves! If that wasn't good news for my team, I would wish that they didn't HAVE that luck!" / Wally says: "We've done our job! Now it's time to re-join the others and help them do THEIR job!" / Suzie says: "It will be nice to re-join the rest of Team Retro, and re-join SANITY!!!!" (End Confessional) In stark, ironic contrast to her statement, both the rest of Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C. are in a world of chaos, as a bunch of viking cannons are being SHOT at them! Po shouts: "Do you think all this fire-power SCARES us, Master Shen?! You're NOT that BIG, anymore!!!!" Master Shen re-appears at last, only NOW, at NORMAL full height!!!! Master Shen asks: "You were SAYING, Panda?!" Marlene says: "That's impossible!!!! You were cut down to SIZE, when I last saw you!!!! How could you possibly bounce back from THAT one?!!!"

Master Shen says: "I managed to get the upper hand on that STUPID Temutai!!!! I MERELY transferred his size and strength into ME; and when I was done, I SQUISHED him, the way he intended to SQUASH me!!!! Nobody puts ME under foot!" Tigress says: "That doesn't matter!! Po beat you once, we can beat you again! Having an ARMY doesn't help you!!" Master Shen says: "That's why I have a HOSTAGE this time!!!! May I present, the Girl from Ipanema?!!!" Master Shen reveals Katie, tied up to the center mast of Master Shen's command boat!!!! Strangely enough, Katie calls out with a voice sounding just LIKE Nicole Sullivan's! Katie says: "Help me!!!! This evil creep tricked me and now he won't let me GO!!!!" Rocko says: "Leave her out of this! Your fight is with us!!!!" Master Shen says: "I do not COW down to ANY of you MERE mortals!!!! As far as I'm concerned, I have a BEEF with ALL of YOU!!!! I'm going to MILK my victory for ALL it's worth!!!! And when I'm done with you, I'll have your LIVERS with some fava beans and a NICE Chianti!!!! SLURP!!!!" Heffer gets mad and says: "Don't make fun of ME!!!! Zarbon, throw me into that SHIP!!!! Zarbon asks: "What good will THAT do?!!!" Heffer commanding, says: "Just do it!!!!" Zarbon grabs Heffer by his horns, and Zarbon says: "I hope that you're insured for this!!!!" And Zarbon SWINGS Heffer with all his MIGHT, and Heffer CRASHES into the command ship, which causes it to start sinking! Master Shen says: "Time for ME, to abandon SHIP!!!!" And Master Shen flies away!!!! Captain Retro says: "I'll get Katie!!!!"

Captain Retro flies to the sinking ship, cuts the ropes holding Katie, and gets her off the ship before it sinks into the ocean! After flying Katie back to the safety of solid ground, Katie says: "Thank you, if I didn't already HAVE a boyfriend, I'd seriously consider dating you!" Captain Retro says: "No worries, I'm already in a committed relationship with Marlene!" Marlene asks: "Do you KNOW Nicole Sullivan's talent agent?" Katie says: "I don't think so, why do you ask?" Marlene says: "No reason." (Confessional) Heffer says: "I get mad whenever someone uses a bunch of bovine puns at MY expense! I didn't come onto this show for THAT!! I came to have a good time! Master Shen has just found out why he shouldn't take STEERS to lightly!" / Zarbon says: "I admit, Heffer made his point! I just never expected him to use his head like THAT! Still, that definitely puts me back into the fight of this thing!" / Marlene seriously says: "Seriously, am I the ONLY one here who THINKS that Katie sounds just LIKE Nicole Sullivan?!!! It can't just be ME, can it?!!!" / Captain Retro says: "Sniz has a pretty good girl. Not as good as mine, but I don't think Marlene is Sniz's type anyways." (End Confessional) Master Shen lands on the ground, and he angrily says: "You have just made your LAST mistake, all of YOU!!!! My brainwashed army shall rain its full FURY upon you!!!!"

Suzie, and the other remaining members of Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C. arrive! Suzie says: "Not likely! We've GOT the rubies!!!!" Wally, Robot, Globitha, Dudley, and Chameleon, show their rubies, and it dispels the effects of the hypnotism Master Shen has put them under!!!! Master Shen screams: "NO!!!! My ARMY!!!! My DESTINY!!!!" Oonski says: "You lose again, peacock!!!! Nobody bends VIKINGS to such an EVIL end!!!! You mess with ONE viking, you mess with ALL of them!!!!" Master Shen says: "I would NEVER let you kill ME the way you KILLED Master Coelaceanth!!!!" General Barracuda steps in and says: "Fortunately, he doesn't have to!!!! I've been looking forward, to taking out the LAST, loyal apprentice to Master Coelaceanth, PERSONALLY!!!!" And General Barracuda pulls out a GIGANTIC laser gun!!!! General Barracuda angrily says: "And THIS time, don't come BACK!!!!" Master Shen screams: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And his body is COMPLETELY disintegrated!!!!" Oonski says: "The show is over Vikings, you can ALL go home!!!!" Sniz comes up and says: "Wonderful! Brilliant! All of you!!!! I think it's clear what the verdict is TODAY!!!! Both Team Retro AND Team S.R.R.R.C. win first place immunity!!!!" Reggie asks: "Really?!" Sniz says: "Sure! Both of you WERE responsible for saving Katie!!!!" Taotie asks: "But what about the naval battle?" Sniz says: "You already had it when you guys sunk Master Shen's ship, besides, we've got a tight schedule to keep!"

Otto and the rest of Team Adversity finally show up! Otto asks: "Is it too late to help?" Sniz says: "Yes, it is. Both Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C. win immunity. I'd say Team Adversity did well, but that would be a lie. You couldn't even complete one PORTION of today's challenge! Ordinarily, I'd say SOMEONE would be getting voted OFF!!!!" Zim says: "But?" Sniz says: "But, Guano has been both STRUCK by Otto Rocket, and STRUCK by lightning, somehow!!!!" And Guano groans in PAIN!!!! Sniz says: "Guano clearly can't continue, so he will be med evac'd for his own safety. So everyone else on Team Adversity will be safe, for now!" Otto says: "Sorry, Guano. Nothing personal." Guano woozily says: "At least I did my best." Randolph says: "At least we'll see you at the finale." Dog says: "That's very true! We'll see you then!" And Wanda poofs up a medical helicopter, and Guano gets put in there. Guano says: "Bye!" And the medical helicopter flies away! Katie says: "And just like that, another episode of this stellar show has been finished! And I'm coming along for the ride! Where will we go next?! What kind of perils will the contestants have to face?! What challenges will my Sniz think up of NEXT?!!! Find out the answers to these questions and more, on the NEXT Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!!" Marlene says: "Seriously, you MUST know Nicole Sullivan's talent agent!" /

Episode Notes: Super Chum quits the game in this episode, while Guano gets med evac'd out of the game for his own health. All representatives from "Fanboy and Chum-Chum" have now been eliminated, while Gonard becomes the only representative from "Kappa Mikey" left representing the show. This marks the FIRST time in the show's history where a double elimination has occurred, with NEITHER of the contestants actually being voted OFF!!!! This marks the first time Otto Rocket and Suzie Carmichael have gotten into an argument in their relationship. It is revealed that General Barracuda didn't actually put a micro-chip into Spongebob, he merely put a Nintendo DS cartridge into Spongebob, in order to psychologically make Spongebob a better driver. Master Shen is destroyed for good in this episode. /

Personal Notes: What I wanted to do for Super Chum is to show that despite the show he represents, and the qualities he had as a kid, those qualities would become out-grown and replaced by more noble, more virtuous goals as Chum-Chum transitioned from kid, into adult. Gaining his full superhero status was a way to make his transformation both literal and physical. He didn't just become a superhero in words, he became a superhero in action. While this was good for Super Chum's story arc, it became a daunting task for any contestant on his team to compete with him, in terms of strength and speed. That's why Super Chum decided to quit the game, he found that his talents could be put to much BETTER use outside of the game, helping his idol Man-Artica, save the world, for one. As for Guano, his main purpose was to provide comedy relief to the show. Seeing as how Otto Rocket went off the deep end, and put Guano's funny streak to an end, so to, did Guano's chances of winning $44.44 million! But, this DOES provide Gonard with some incentive to go far and fight for Guano's honor! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

Have You Heard?

Our story begins in Coastal Falls Academy, where Lettuce was currently taking his Psychology 101 class. The classroom itself was your standard college room, with large half-circular desks taking almost the entirety of space, with the front taken up by the professor's desk and whiteboard, on which was written, "LYING: WHY WE DO IT". To those not in the know, this would seem like a fairly basic lesson taught in preschool, perhaps kindergarten. On the contrary, this was actually a fairly standard lecture for a Psychology 101 class such as this. Lettuce, seated in the third row from the front, had a pen and notebook ready to start jotting down the professor's important points. He'd enrolled in this course, along with a cooking class, as a way for if his goal, that of a music career, didn't work out; if that were to occur he could follow in his parents' footsteps in either cooking (his father) or psychology (his mother). The professor, a tall humanoid male resembling a bird like Lettuce, wearing a rather nice-looking business suit, raised his feathered arms as to tell his students to settle down. The class, consisting of not only humans but all sorts of creatures ranging from aliens to demons, quieted, ready to begin the lecture.

"Thank you." the professor, whose name was Avos, finally spoke. Turning to the board, he pointed a feather to what was written. "Today, class, we are going to be studying lying. Now, such a lesson may seem infantile to you, but the reasons why we lie provide a context to what we will be studying later in the year, such as sociopathy. Now, open your textbooks to page 50, and follow along with the lecture." The class did so, jotting down the first point: people lie because they want to get something accomplished. By lying, they achieve that goal through deception. Lying itself, the professor explained, could actually manifest itself as a chronic illness.

 
Meanwhile, on the Diabolic, Emperor Diabolica sat on his throne, pondering on how to destroy the Power Rangers. With a growl, he shot a glare at Circe.

"CIRCE!" he bellowed, his voice filled with its usual rage.

"Yes, my lord?" the pig-witch asked, bowing before her Emperor and trembling slightly.

"How will we try and defeat the Rangers this time?"

"Hmmm..." Circe pondered, her eyes wandering to the ship's screen, where Lettuce's psychology class was being shown. Upon seeing this, Circe's beady little eyes lit up with an idea. "That's it, my lord! We can turn the Rangers against each other via lying. Maybe a Bloodbeast would be perfect for the job."

Diabolica stared up at the ceiling as if pondering the idea, scratching his chin with a clawed finger. "Yes...that does sound like a good idea." Refocusing on the entrance to Drako's chambers, Diabolica took a deep breath and shouted the latter name, ordering him to come hither. 

"Yes, sire?" Drako asked, looking up at his master.

"I need you to create a Bloodbeast. One that can turn the Rangers against each other." Diabolica ordered. 

"Hmmm..a very interesting request, Emperor." Drako mused, tapping his chin and looking up thoughtfully. "I think I may have what you're looking for." With that, Drako moved back into his chambers to begin his work. Walking over to his shelves, Drako looked over the Bloodbeast statuettes, and found exactly the one he needed: a creature resembling a robotic tapeworm with arms and legs. Moving it onto the ritual platform, Drako proceeded to drain some blood from Baphomet, and poured it onto the statuette. As per usual, it began to grow to human size, its brazen skin turning into a mishmash of cassette tapes and recorders. The monster's eyes blinked a menacing red, while its pincher-like mouth jutted out like large wires. "Ah, perfect." Drako whispered, walking out of his chambers with his newest creation. "Emperor Diabolica," he began. "Allow me to introduce the Tapeworm. He isn't able to speak on his own, but he can imitate anyone's voice perfectly."

"Excellent!" Diabolica proclaimed. "With that kind of power, we can turn those meddling Rangers against one another. But we won't send him down immediately. We will wait until they finish their daily education, then send the Tapeworm into battle."

"Brilliant idea." Drako commented. "I couldn't have said it better myself."

Sometime later, the Rangers had gathered for lunch, with each of them having brought something. Naruto had an instant ramen noodle cup, Toby had a bag of corn chips, which he combined with chili and cheese to make a Frito pie, Usagi had a small bag filled with pork buns, Lettuce had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and Pinkie had a 'sandwich' consisting of two large moon pies as the breading, with Captain Crunch and Pixy Stix as the filling. Lettuce stared at her, then stated, "I'd ask, but then I realize that it's just Pinkie being Pinkie." Everyone else nodded in agreement. Then, Lettuce realized something. "Hey, don't Bash and Smash usually come by right about now to harass us?"

"Yeah..." Naruto replied, raising an eyebrow as he began eating his ramen. "Your point?"

"It's just kinda odd is all." Lettuce replied.

"They probably got lunch detention or something." Toby said, taking out a spoon and dug into his Frito pie. 

"Seems likely." Lettuce pondered.

"Yeah." Usagi agreed. 

Pinkie, of course, said nothing, too busy eating her sandwich.

Later, once school had let out for the day, the Rangers decided they'd head to the Gym and Juice Bar. Along the way, each of them chatted about various things that happened during the day. As if out of nowhere, a group of Imps appeared. "Looks like we have trouble." Naruto muttered, looking at his teammates. "It's morphin' time!"

"MULTIVERSE, SAVE CORE EARTH!"

"ANKYLOSAURUS!"

"TRICERATOPS!"

"STEGOSAURUS!"

"HADROSAURUS!"

"TYRANNOSAURUS!"

"POWER RANGERS!"

Now morphed, the Rangers briefly posed, and each of them spread out, landing on their feet and ready to take out the Imps. Naruto proceeded to do a flying kick at a duo of Imps, who were immediately KO'ed. Toby proceeded to punch an Imp in the face multiple times, then kicked it hard in the groin. Usagi on the other hand, mostly dodged but managed to punch a few Imps in the face. Lettuce proceeded to ram two more Imps into each other, and Pinkie finished off the last ones into submission by bucking them with both her front and back legs. Now that the cannon fodder was defeated, Tapeworm appeared...except that the Rangers couldn't see nor hear him. With a metallic cackle, the monster waved his arms and put almost all the Rangers under a trance, their eyes glassy and blank.

"Hey, Usagi..." Tapeworm said in Lettuce's voice. "I was never your friend."

"W-what?! Why would you say that?" the Yellow Ranger said, tears beginning to flow underneath her helmet.

"I never said that!" Lettuce shouted, defensive anger in his voice. "Who told you that?"

"You did, shorty!" Usagi replied angrily.

"SHORT?! AT LEAST I'M NOT A CRYBABY!"

"Why you-" A fight ensued between the two, with the other Rangers not intervening due to still being under Tapeworm's spell.

Moving onto Naruto, Tapeworm spoke in Toby's voice: "I never knew you were so pathetic." Having struck a nerve, as well as some deep seated issues, Naruto attacked Toby, who fought back in defense. Finally, Tapeworm turned to Pinkie...who hadn't been affected at all, strangely enough. 

"We were never your friends." Tapeworm spoke in the voices of not only the Rangers, but Pinkie's Equestrian friends as well. Pinkie's response was not to cry. It was not to accuse of obvious lies. She simply punched Tapeworm. Hard. Unfortunately, her friends were still under Tapeworm's spell...so she contacted Omnus. 

"Yes, Pinkie. What is it?" Omnus asked.

"It's Diabolica's new monster. I think he has the others under some kind of spell."

"Noted. Until Tapeworm is defeated, the spell won't wear off. Therefore, the other Rangers will have to be isolated and you will have to take care of the threat yourself."

"On it!" Pinkie replied, grinning. The other Rangers, still fighting, were involuntarily teleported to the Command Center and presumably quarantined. With that taken care of, Pinkie promptly proceeded to ready herself for the fight against Tapeworm, who appeared suddenly and with a digitized cackle. "All righty there, Mr. Digibug...playtime is over! When you mess with my friends, you mess with me!" And with a yell, Pinkie then launched herself at Tapeworm, crashing into him head-on. With a loud SKREE, Tapeworm was knocked onto the ground; he promptly got up and charged at Pinkie.

Thinking quickly, Pinkie jumped into the air with a yell of "BANZAAAAAI!" and tackled Tapeworm to the ground. While he was down, Pinkie began pounding his faceplate until it broke, revealing a large red button. With a grin, Pinkie gave one last taunt: "I wonder what'll happen if I press this button..." And she did, causing Tapeworm to go up in a fiery explosion. The shockwave caused Pinkie to rebound like rubber, and she clapped her hooves happily in victory. "That was fun!"

 
Meanwhile, Emperor Diabolica looked at Drako. "I will not bother making Tapeworm grow." he muttered.

"And why is that?" Drako inquired.

"Because we at least accomplished a goal somewhat!" Circe guessed. 

"...To some degree." Diabolica said. "Besides, I have a headache, and I don't want the stress of a second defeat to get to me."

"Noted." Drako replied, knowing better than to comment on this unusual behavior.

After the battle, the Rangers had arrived at the Gym and Juice Bar, and were doing various things; Naruto was practicing some physical combat, Pinkie and Lettuce were having a shake-drinking contest, Usagi was trying to practice drawing manga, and Toby was busy texting someone, presumably a friend of his from back home in Kanto. "Hey, guys?" Usagi asked. "I just wanna say sorry about the fight earlier."

"It's all good, Usagi." Toby said, looking up at her. "It wasn't your fault anyway."

"True," Usagi said. "But I think there's a lesson to be learned here."

"Don't let others manipulate you?" Lettuce guessed.

"No..." Usagi replied. "But you're close."

"Honesty is the best policy?" Pinkie asked.

"Exactly." Naruto interjected. "Though, the manipulation lesson could count."

Before anyone could answer, Lettuce let out a yelp, as everyone looked at him. "Lettuce, what's wrong?" everyone asked.

"Brainfreeze." Lettuce whispered.

"Well, I guess you could say that's cold hard logic." Toby said. "And that's no lie."

"Boo." Lettuce grunted, which got a laugh from everyone else, except Toby. 

[4EverGreen]

(Episode Disclaimer: Due to my personal strong convictions, I wish to strongly stress that the following presentation, in no way, stresses a belief of the occult.) Jason Cantu.) /

Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise," 37 contestants went to Greenland, to uncover Viking runes so they could uncover Viking Rubies, so they could do battle against a Viking army, headed by NON Viking, Master Shen, and save my non Viking girlfriend, Katie! But during the challenge, Super Chum decided he had enough of wasting his time on trivial matters, and decided to pursue a far better USE of his time, by helping Man-Arctica fight against Global Warmer. This made Otto Rocket ROYALLY mad!!!! Not only did he manage to tick off practically everyone ELSE remaining on Team Adversity, he also SHOCKED Suzie Carmichael, when he royally punched out GUANO by mistake!!!! Suzie was appalled by the way Otto was behaving, and threatened to permanently give him the kiss-off if he continued to act jerky. And by 'kiss-off,' I mean, never kiss HIM again! In the end, both Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C. won immunity for beating Master Shen and saving my girlfriend, Katie. And General Barracuda finished off the evil peacock, Master Shen, for good! It ended up Guano who had to be med evac'd out of the game for his own health, being too badly damaged by Otto's punch and a bolt of lightning, to continue the game any further. Now we are down to 35 contestants, and we are going to a REALLY scary place tonight! A place you might remember from your dreams, but it's going to be a NIGHTMARE!!!! Because there are dangerous creatures that come from the past, coming back to get even with the contestants who whopped them, and they are ALL going to use a nightmarish version of a children's pizza restaurant to do it with! That's because tonight, we are special guests, at a Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, in the city of Bangkok, Thailand!!!! Which contestants will get trapped?!!! Who will be scared white as a sheet?! And will ANY of them make it out of the restaurant alive?! It's time to find out in a Halloween themed edition of Total Cartoon (sings spookily) Global Cruise!!!! Watch out for Springtrap!!!!" / "One Night In Bangkok and Six Hours at Freddy's!" /

In an act of rarity, both Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C. are enjoying first class together! Daggett says: "Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later. The two teams who have the least amount of qualities and traits in common, are sharing the same class together; and I mean First class!" Kaput gets annoyed and says: "Honestly!!!! Can't you guys ever NOT win challenges?!!!" Reggie says: "I don't see what YOU have to complain about, you guys won first place to!" Bulma says: "AND girl, don't forget the PRETTY girl!!!!" Marlene angrily says: "What's THAT supposed to MEAN?!!!" Bulma sarcastically says: "I'm sorry! I'll dumb it DOWN to YOUR level!!!! Compared to ME, everybody else is DUMB and UGLY!!!!!!!!" Marlene angrily says: "THAT'S IT!!!!" And Stimpy quickly grabs Marlene, preventing her from moving! Marlene struggles and says: "Let me at her!!!! Let ME at HER!!!! I'll tear her LIMB from LIMB!!!!" Stimpy says: "That's EXACTLY what she WANTS!!!! Remember, if you HIT her, you'll get hit with penalty votes!!!!" Marlene stops struggling and sarcastically asks: "You're ENJOYING this, aren't you?!!!" Bulma smirks and says: "Only a LOT!!!!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I really HATE the restrictions put onto season three! It used to be you could HIT an annoying contestant and think nothing of it! But now, EVERYONE, whether they are good OR bad, have to face the consequences of those actions! It just seems like SUCH a double edged knife that this restriction, meant to deter BAD guys from taking out anyone they want, could be such a burden on good guys TO! Well, if I can't HIT Bulma, I guess I gotta pray that KARMA will do it FOR me!!!!" / Bulma smirks and says: "I've got the entire game-plan figured out in my entire mind, because winning this season, is all about MIND games!!!! You just got to USE your mind, to figure out the WEAKNESSES of all the other contestants! And once you do, you SPRING your trap on them, and get them to play RIGHT into your hands!!!! That's why if ANYBODY is going to win this season, it's going to be ME!!!! Nobody can compete with me on MY level!" / Stimpy says: "I know where Marlene is coming from. Honestly, I wish the no-hitting other contestant's on purpose rule was in place in season two. Maybe then, I wouldn't have punched Ren in the face. I don't like to hurt others. I mean, I was struggling with my identity at the time, but that doesn't give me an excuse for what I did. Maybe that's why I want so much to just do the right thing this season, and help others do the right thing, as well. I don't want to see anybody else make the same mistakes I made LAST season, especially not someone else on my team!" (End Confessional) Norbert says: "Marlene, you really should IGNORE Bulma, she's not WORTH a nano-second of your time!" Robot says: "You know what IS worth our time? Figuring out who we should target next in terms of contestants on the other teams." Sanjay says: "You DO know we can't actually target ANYBODY on another team, unless we win a reward where the prize is that we CAN do that!" Robot says: "I'm not saying DIRECTLY eliminate, but turnabout IS fair play! If Bulma can play mind games on us, than I say that the exact same treatment can be used against HER!!!!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Good luck with THAT!!!! It takes a LOT of work to get under MY skin!!!! Besides, you have no IDEA what bugs me!!!! And I will NEVER tell you! My lips are sealed!!!!" Tigress says: "So much for the easy way to victory!" Po says: "Well, if we can't get it through Bulma, maybe one of her so-called team-mates will be willing to sort through her dirty laundry, metaphorically speaking of course! We just need someone who absolutely can't STAND Bulma!" Suzie says: "In that case, you're describing a potential amount of contestants. She isn't THAT easy to stand!" Globitha says: "We can't just pick anyone. We need someone smart and clever. Someone with an alliance." Wally asks: "Captain Retro, do you have any ideas?"

But Captain Retro doesn't answer, because he is sound asleep. Marlene says: "Let me handle this." Marlene quietly goes up to him, and nudges him in the head. Captain Retro groggily asks: "Huh...what is it?" Marlene says: "We're doing discussion time, on who we should target on Team S.R.R.R.C., we thought you might have an idea as to who our best bet would be, for getting the dirt on Bulma Briefs!" Captain Retro yawns and asks: "Marlene, this isn't another case of YOU not being able to stand someone like Treeflower and just wanting that person GONE because YOU can't stand her?!" Marlene says: "It's not just ME!!!! A bunch of people on Bulma's OWN team can't stand her! And that's not COUNTING the other people on OUR team who can't stand her! Just why are you so tired anyways?" Captain Retro says: "Using my down-time to catch up to 2015. I HAD locked myself away in time-suspended animation for 14 years, from 2000 to 2014. It took me a full YEAR to get all caught up! I actually have a Tracfone now, from 2008. I don't GO any less retro than that!" Marlene asks: "Why?" Captain Retro says: "Two words; Justin Bieber!!!! Once HE got allowed to make music and Michael Jackson died, I pretty much LOST interest in any music made after 2008!" Marlene says: "I don't blame you for that! But just what exactly HAVE you been researching?" Captain Retro: "Video games, right now, I'm looking into Five Nights At Freddy's!" Taotie says: "WOW!!!! I never would've figured YOU out for a Freddy Fazbear fanatic!" Captain Retro says: "I haven't got a chance to actually play the games yet, but I like a lot of the artwork made for it, and I like the story-lines from the three main games." Zarbon says: "There are FIVE main games, now!" Captain Retro says: "Well, I'm only concerned with the first three games. Anyways, I don't want to lose THIS game because of a lack of knowledge about current day things that are hot!" Marlene says: "I don't want you to lose, either! But tell me, who do you think we should ask to help unseat the major dodo? AKA, Bulma?!" Captain Retro looks at the remainder of Team S.R.R.R.C., and Captain Retro says: "Keswick!" Marlene asks: "Really?" Captain Retro says: "Keswick is smart! Plus, he has an IN alliance with Dudley and Chameleon! And best of all, Keswick can't stand Bulma! If you can convince Keswick, perhaps there is a chance that Bulma could leave!" Marlene asks: "Only a chance? There's no definite possible future that will ENSURE Bulma's departure that you can see?" Captain Retro says: "Not right now. Besides, my powers don't work THAT way! I can only use them for good, unselfish ends, for the good of ALL the people on this show and/or the world, to make people happy." Marlene says: "Well, Bulma leaving would make ME happy!" Captain Retro says: "All the same, I can't help you in that department, even if I wanted to. Remember, I have rules of my own that I need to follow, lest you forget that important fact!" Marlene sighs and says: "I know. Sometimes...it's just hard to deal with the difficulties at hand." Captain Retro says: "That's why patience and understanding are so important in this game. It's not always easy to have or remember, but showing mercy and compassion when it is needed most, will be the key to determining who wins this entire season. Remember that, and I know you will go far." Marlene says: "Thank you, Captain Retro. I'll go talk to Keswick!"

(Confessional) Robot says: "Bulma may be smart, but she's definitely not used to actually having to COMPETE against other brain-powers in a competition! I know that if all the geniuses in this competition can band together against her, we might be able to take her out! It's certainly better than the alternative, tolerating her!" / Bulma says: "Team Retro will NEVER find anything ON me! I don't REVEAL any embarrassing secrets on MY Confessionals! They'd have to actually have a PERSONAL history about my past to...have...a...chance...ZARBON!!!! He KNOWS everything ABOUT me!!!! And if Team Retro comes up with a sweet enough offer to ENTICE him, he could divulge EVERYTHING he KNOWS about me! I have to make sure Zarbon doesn't say a WORD to anybody!!!!" / Po says: "I love it when a plan comes together! Even Bulma can't POSSIBLY be smarter than a BUNCH of people uniting their brain power together! I think this will be a golden opportunity for us!" / Marlene says: "I understand Captain Retro's concern. Targeting Treeflower last season out of spite, was a BAD strategical idea on MY part! But this time, it's different! Because I'm not the only one who has gripes with Bulma! If other people WANT her out, than we should be happy to OBLIGE them and help them dump the DEAD weight! This is the perfect opportunity for us to dump someone completely ANNOYING on the plane; and I would really LOVE to see Bulma take a FALL!!!! And with any luck, Keswick will be, to!" / Taotie says: "With the fact that he's interested in Freddy Fazbear, Captain Retro has now OFFICIALLY gone from a three, to a whole seven on my Respect-o-meter!" / Captain Retro says: "I consider it unwise to try to alter the course of this game for someone's selfish purposes, that is a dangerous venture. The game may have unfolded in ways I didn't anticipate, but that was more because I decided to take actions into my own hands. I don't want to tamper with the game for the wrong reasons. Besides, there's a really big DANGER in this whole endeavor! If Keswick FAILS, he will be the one to depart the game, and Dudley and Chameleon will be at the mercy of the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C., and I don't want that to happen! Dudley is a fellow canine, and Chameleon has done so much to change over his image! I don't want that to be derailed!" (End Confessional) Marlene goes up to Keswick, and Marlene says: "Keswick, we need to talk!" Keswick gasps and looks around, as if Marlene CERTAINLY didn't just address him! Marlene says: "No, there's nothing wrong with your hearing! I am GENUINELY talking to YOU!!!!" Keswick says: "Sorry! Girls genuinely WANTING to address me and not just make fun of me is a concept that I'm still getting used to!" Marlene says: "We need to talk!" Monster asks: "Why?" Marlene says: "That's on a need-to-know basis, and YOU don't need to know!" Bulma says: "Speaking of need-to-know, Zarbon and I need to have some PRIVATE talk! Don't WE, Zarbon?!!!" Zarbon sighs and says: "If you SAY so!" And Bulma takes Zarbon into the cargo hold of the plane! In the cargo hold, Bulma and Zarbon are initially oblivious that Anti-Timmy has broken OUT of his cage, and is scurrying around in the shadows in the background! Zarbon asks: "I suppose you need to talk to me for an important reason, right?" Bulma says: "You guessed right! I have a stinking suspicion that Team Retro is trying to uncover dirt about my past! I'm not about to let ANYTHING from my past be made public, and you're not going to divulge ANYTHING to ANYBODY!!!!" Zarbon asks: "And what's in it for me?" Bulma says: "I'll go on a DATE with you!!!!" Zarbon says: "I already HAVE a girlfriend! I was thinking more along the lines of an alliance!" Bulma says: "We already HAVE an alliance!" Zarbon says: "I mean a FAIR alliance, one where YOU don't get to call all the shots! I won't tell ANYBODY about your past, and you won't tell ANYBODY about my 'ugly' little secret! Do this for me, and I promise you, we will both wind up to at LEAST the Final Four together, as long as no unexpected developments occur, of course!!!!" Bulma asks: "Like WHAT?!!!!"

But Bulma and Zarbon both FLINCH in shock and horror, when a HUGE pile of heavy crates nearly CRASH on top of them!!!! Zarbon asks: "What just nearly MAIMED my BEAUTY?!!!" Bulma looks up, and SEES Anti-Timmy, looking REALLY zombi-fied!!!! Bulma shouts: "My winner's insurance!!!! He's ESCAPED!!!!" Zarbon looks up and says: "That THING is your winner's insurance?!!! He tried to KILL us!!!!" Bulma says: "I didn't teach him to do THAT!!!! He's supposed to be LOYAL to ME!!!!" And Anti-Timmy runs away! Zarbon says: "Come on! You're going to help me put a STOP to that menace once and for ALL!!!!" Bulma says: "Not on your LIFE!!!! That creature is worth a FORTUNE!!!!" Zarbon seriously asks: "What's more important? A fortune, or your LIFE?!!!!" Bulma, unsure, says: "Well..." Zarbon says: "It's not EXACTLY a trick QUESTION, Bulma!!!!" Than suddenly, Zarbon and Bulma see Anti-Timmy riding on Barry the Bear! Bulma says: "Oh no, Anti-Timmy broke into the dangerous animal section of the plane, where they keep the secret stock of antagonists for this season!!!!" Zarbon says: "You know a LOT more than you're letting ON!!!! I DEMAND to know EXACTLY what your game plan is, RIGHT now!!!!" But before Bulma can answer, they are all interrupted by the intercom, and Anti-Timmy and Barry flee back into the shadows! Sniz says: "Attention passengers/ contestants. Tonight, we will be experiencing a change of scenery, as we fly into Bangkok, Thailand. Not to enjoy the scenery or the culture, but to experience all the THRILLS and chills that the local Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria has to OFFER!!!! It's a challenge I like to call, One Night In Bangkok, and Six Hours At Freddy's!!!!" General Barracuda laughs cruelly and says: "MWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! Don't get KILLED tonight!!!!" Zarbon and Bulma turn back around, but they see no sign of Anti-Timmy, or Barry. Zarbon asks: "Anti-Timmy isn't going to be a PROBLEM in this challenge, is he?!!!" Bulma says: "Long story short, probably! Let's just say I may have tampered with his brain so that he KNOWS how to re-program animatronics! If he knows as much as I think he does, we're going to be in for a LONG night!!!!" Zarbon says: "Oh, boy!!!!" / (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials finish airing, the plane touches down in the Oriental City of Bangkok, Thailand! Marlene is currently meeting with Keswick in the safety of the Confessional. Keswick asks: "So, why do you want to talk to me here?" Marlene says: "This is the safest place on the plane that I could think of. After all, what happens in the Confessional, doesn't get filtered OUT to the rest of the contestants participating in this game while it's happening!" Keswick says: "Very true, I suppose you want to discuss something with me." Marlene says: "As a matter of fact, I do. I need humiliating DIRT on Bulma Briefs! Something SO damaging, she'd just DIE of humiliation if it were revealed! And it can't just be anything, this information HAS to convince Bulma, the ONLY way to keep her secret safe, is for her to be SENT out of the game!" Keswick says: "I tried talking to Bulma before, but even I'm not THAT desperate!!!! Quite frankly, I don't know who is!" Marlene says: "Perhaps there is another way!" Keswick asks: "What do you mean?"

Marlene says: "The upcoming challenge is happening at a Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. You never know WHAT kind of dirty secrets a contestant might reveal when they are SCARED out of their wits! And since you're so smart, I figured you might be able to devise a way to scare Bulma Briefs into spilling her GUTS!! Metaphorically speaking, of course!" Keswick asks: "And what do I get in return? I know you're not going to offer a DATE with me!" Marlene says: "Come ON!!!! We ALL want the same thing! You want Bulma gone as much as I do! It's a gift that will keep ON giving, in terms of peace of mind, and not having to LISTEN to her talk!" Keswick says: "Very true. All right, I'm sure I can figure out how to re-program the animatronics to scare Bulma Briefs, but I'm going to need help to do it." Marlene says: "You could ask your alliance, Dudley and Chameleon for help!" Keswick says: "I'll ask them, but I make no promises." Marlene says: "Fair enough. There is just one favor that I ask of you." Keswick asks: "What is that?" Marlene says: "You must tell NOBODY on your team this was MY idea! I can't exactly have YOUR team targeting me!" Keswick says: "That's the REAL trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra; $10,000; all in advance." Marlene says: "$10,000? I could almost buy my OWN animatronics for THAT!!!!" Keswick asks: "But who would operate them? Robot Default?!" Marlene says: "You bet he COULD! He's not such a BAD genius, himself! I don't need to stay here and listen--!"

Captain Retro shouts from outside the Confessional. Captain Retro says: "Marlene?! Are you DONE in there?!" Marlene says: "As a matter of fact, NO! Keswick is deciding to be DIFFICULT about this!" Captain Retro asks: "Does he want money?" Marlene says: "As a matter of fact, he does." Captain Retro says: "Let me handle this." Marlene opens the door, and Captain Retro walks in. Captain Retro asks: "How much do you want?" Keswick says: "$10,000; to keep my lips sealed." Captain Retro says: "We can pay you $2,000 now, plus, $15,000 if you're successful." Keswick says: "So a $17,000 pay-off! All right, you've got yourself a truce!" Marlene says: "How will we pay him?" Captain Retro says: "We'll have to give up some of the money we won in the San Marino challenge. I'll split the $2,000 in half with you." Marlene says: "Fair enough." And with that, Captain Retro and Marlene both give Keswick $1,000 of their lottery winnings. Keswick says: "The rest, you can leave up to me!" Marlene says: "I can hardly wait!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "This might be it! This might be the challenge where Bulma Briefs FINALLY buys it! And if Keswick is as smart as he claims to be, getting rid of BULMA should be an easy task! I should thank Captain Retro for intervening, I was about ready to call off the WHOLE thing! The way I see it, this is a win-win for us. If Keswick succeeds, none of us, have to worry about Bulma Briefs anymore. If Keswick fails, I won't have to pay up $15,000 to him, and that will be one less braniac that I have to worry about when the team merge comes. Anyways, paying a monetary price now, is definitely better than having to pay a karmic price later!" / Captain Retro says: "Marlene was getting herself into a potentially dicey situation right then. It's possible that if she called off her deal, Keswick WOULD have told the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C. about it, and then they would ALL be targeting Marlene! Even I don't think that I would have the resources to deal with a problem of that magnitude! That's why I had to intervene, for Marlene's own good!" / Keswick says: "My operating skills are top notch, so figuring out how to work things is no problem. Figuring out what Bulma Briefs is scared about; that's a puzzler! But I've got Six hours to make something work, that should be MORE than enough time for Bulma Briefs to spill the BEANS!! Metaphorically speaking, of course!" (End Confessional)

The three teams all step out of the plane, but Captain Retro stops, when Bulma and Zarbon pass both Marlene and Captain Retro by, with Bulma AND Zarbon looking positively spooked!!!! Captain Retro softly says: "Marlene!" Marlene quietly whispers: "What?" Captain Retro discreetly says: "I think Zarbon and Bulma are trying to HIDE something from us!" Marlene says: "Tell me something I DON'T know!" Captain Retro says: "I've starred in six locally made, California films that have been shown in San Luis Obispo, California, four of which feature either famous actors Timothy Bottoms, Ted Levine, or both!" Marlene asks: "What?" Captain Retro says: "That's SOMETHING you probably didn't know before!" Marlene says: "Oh!" Captain Retro says: "But seriously! Did you get a good luck of their faces?! That's not normal behavior! I can read a bit of Zarbon's Aura. Something got LOOSE, something BAD!!!! And if my suspicions are right, it might be something that even MY powers of Aura detection can't fight against!"

Marlene sarcastically says: "GREAT!!!! As if we didn't have ENOUGH frights to potentially be worried about!" Sniz announces: "May I have your attentions please?!!! We, or, that is to say, you lucky or unlucky contestants; depending on how you want to view it, are about to enter the famed pizza establishment, of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! Entertaining children and families since 1987, this eatery has a reputation of it's Animatronics being state of the art marvels of engineering, some EVEN say that they have a life and soul of their own! Even so, there's a dark SIDE to the technology! Someone has recently broken INTO this Pizzeria, and has been tampering with the Animatronics! At night, the Animatronics seem to be CURSED, by an evil that has INFECTED them, corrupting them with impure thoughts, malice, and filling their mechanical hearts with HATE! As a fan of family-friendly eating establishments, me and MY fiancee, Katie, won't STAND for it!" Taotie asks: "Fiancee?" Sniz says: "I nearly LOST Katie in the last challenge! What kind of man would I be, if I didn't get together with the girl I loved, and promise to be there for her? This way, neither of us will die a virgin!" Zim says: "T.M.I., too much information!" Otto asks: "Will there be any chance for romance? As in, a chance to show certain girls that it's the perfect NIGHT to FORGIVE Otto?!!!" Kaput asks: "Could you make your desperation anymore OBVIOUS?!!!"

Otto says: "It wasn't my fault, I SWEAR!!!! I'm even willing to sweat to the Oldies for Suzie!!!! I'll even do the Electric Slide! It's Electric!!!! Yeah!!!! Come on! Do the electric slide!!!!" But Suzie holds her head up high and says: "Nope! I stand firm! Only a sincere apology and a willingness to change will get me to forgive you." Than Suzie's cell phone rings, and Suzie answers: "Hello?" Otto disguises his voice and says: "Call him and tell him you love him!!!!" Suzie says: "Get off the phone, Otto!!!!" Otto forgets himself and says: "I'm not on the PHONE...D'OH!!!!" Everyone else says: "GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!" And Otto hangs up and asks: "Look, would it just HELP if I SAID I was a complete BUTT?!!!" Heffer asks: "Are you making fun of ME?!!!" Otto says: "Come on!!!! I wasn't even TALKING about you! I mean, did I say 'Cow?!' I mean, I think that if I had SAID 'Cow--!" Suzie interrupts and says: "Baby, don't even GO there!!!!" Otto says: "You called me a pet name!!!! We're making progress!" Suzie says: "Could you drop the crazy act?! I've got a challenge to think about!" Otto says: "Think about it with ME! This game doesn't feel RIGHT without you!" Suzie hesitates and says: "Yeah, I'm going to go focus on the challenge now!!!!" Otto desperately says: "WAIT!!!! I...MISS you...I LOVE you...I WANT you back!!!! Okay...I took the first STEP, put myself out on the LEDGE, feeling kind of vulnerable right now!"

Suzie says: "Look, I don't know what you WANT me to say!" Otto says: "Just say you love me and you want me back!" Suzie says: "I already told you, I can't." Otto says: "Come on! What about all the SIGNS this season?! The unexpected eliminations that shouldn't have happened when they did? Kitty Katswell, Haggis McHaggis, Angelica Pickles, Dib, Sway-Sway, Harvey Beaks, Craig Slithers, me coming back in the TENTH episode? Isn't that enough to signify to you that we're SUPPOSED to get back together in SPITE of all the incredible odds?!!! PLEASE!!!! Love me, LOVE me, LOVE ME, LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But Suzie just gets disgusted and says: "I DID!!!!" And as Suzie turns away, Otto defiantly says: "So it's going to be like THAT is it?!!! FINE!!!! Forget it! Forget IT!!!! Forget I EVER mentioned it!!!! Never mind! I'm SORRY!!!! And to THINK, I actually THOUGHT you were COOL!!!! I guess I made a mistake in thinking THAT, to!!!!" And although Otto doesn't see it, Suzie secretly sheds a tear out of Otto's sight.

(Confessional) Suzie sniffles and says: "Otto calling ME 'not cool?' Yeah; that hurts. But it would hurt even more to continue in an unhealthy relationship, and if Otto can't change, I can't be with him, no matter how COOL he is! I have to be strong, and not show him ANY signs of flinching!" / Otto defiantly says: "I don't need HER!!!! I'll just find ANOTHER girl!!!! YEAH!!!! She'll be WAY better than SUZIE!!!! I'm going to GET a girl who won't betray me over ONE LOUSY FIGHT!!!!" (End Confessional) Otto grabs Phoebe and says: "Phoebe, you're my new girlfriend!!!!" Phoebe gets excited and asks: "Really?!!!" Otto sarcastically asks: "Do you see any OTHER Phoebe?! You, me, final three, right here, right NOW!!!!" Phoebe air fist pumps and says: "YES!!!!" (Confessional) Phoebe taunts and sings: "Who has an awesome boyfriend? I have an awesome boyfriend! Who DOESN'T have an awesome boyfriend? RHONDA doesn't have an AWESOME boyfriend! In your FACE, Miss Prom Queen of 2015!" / Otto smugly says: "Suzie will be running back to me ANY second now! Yep!!!! Just ANY second now!!!!" Otto waits for a few seconds, but nothing happens. Than Otto gets worried and asks: "Right?!" / Suzie says: "And here I thought Otto could handle this REASONABLY!!!! NOPE!!!! Wrong about THAT, to!!!! He has to act like an immature jerk about this, TO!!!! The only thing WORSE than a jerk, is a DESPERATE jerk! Sorry, Otto! You're going to have to do a LOT better than PHOEBE as a rebound relationship to try to make ME jealous! As IF you could ever DO that!!" (End Confessional)

Otto taunts and says: "You threw me on the open market like a rag doll?! Well, I'm actually a COLLECTIBLE!!!! One of a kind, and PHOEBE just SNATCHED the last ME up!!!! Bet you wish you hadn't THROWN the most IMPORTANT part of your LIFE away, just NOW!!!!" Suzie just holds her head up high and says: "The more you act like this, the more I become convinced that I made the RIGHT decision to withhold my love from YOU!!!!" And Otto gets flustered!!!! (Confessional) Suzie says: "OOH!!!! That HAD to have been a MEGA burn for HIS ego!!!!" / Otto groans and says: "OOH, why did STUPID Team S.R.R.R.C. have to go and eliminate PEARL, leaving me with just PHOEBE?!!! I NEED to step MY...I mean, 'OUR' game up!!!! I'm kicking it into over-drive!!!!" (End Confessional)

Otto says: "Compliment me on my helmet, dreadlocks, shades, shirt, shorts, shoes, and gloves, not necessarily in that order!" Phoebe starts to ask: "Do I REALLY need...?" Otto says: "Final THREE!!!!" And Phoebe says: "Ooh! I love how GORGEOUS your helmet looks upon your dreadlocks! It REALLY compliments the SHADES over your eyes, which go GREAT with your shirt, shorts, shoes, and gloves ensemble!!!!" Otto says: "HAH!!!! She's complimenting ME!!!! HER boyfriend!!!! Feeling SORRY, yet!!!!" Suzie shakes her head and says: "Nope, just disappointed." Otto screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!" Suzie says: "That Otto Rocket would have to stoop to the intelligence level of a Neanderthal, to try to make me jealous, in a desperate attempt to win me back, without trying to admit HE was wrong to start a fight with Patrick for no good reason!!!!" Otto screams: "No good REASON?!!! He INSULTED me, right to MY face!!" Patrick says: "Only because you were acting like a Grade-A JERK for no good reason!!!! And it's not just ME, in case you haven't noticed; the whole REST of your team thinks that your ego is too BIG for your own GOOD!!!!" Otto angrily says: "Don't you realize that I am the BEST?!!! So, don't I DESERVE the BEST?!!!"

Spongebob angrily says: "You don't get someone by being the most physically able person in a competition or even in life, you get someone by being someone who DESERVES the kind of person you REALLY want! Do you want to know how I got Sandy? Not by being macho, but by being kind, and gentle to her. By being compassionate and understanding. You may be physically dominate, but the qualities of being good boyfriend material, don't seem to suit a guy as stubborn as YOU are!!!!" Otto gets mad and says: "Phoebe, step up your PRETTY game!! How do you EVER expect to make Suzie JEALOUS enough to come back to me?!" Phoebe gets hurt and asks: "Is that all I am to you? Just another accessory?!" Otto sarcastically says: "Do you think I would even give you the time of DAY under any other circumstances?! The heart wants what it WANTS, and it WANTS Suzie! Is it MY fault you'll give it up for ANY guy willing to as so MUCH give you the time of day?!" Phoebe angrily asks: "How could you?!" Otto says: "I can tell you something ELSE!!!! If you DON'T help me get MY Suzie back, I can personally guarantee that YOU will be the next contestant off this team, going HOME! And I don't care whether or not you ARE the only girl left on this team, or the only representative from Hey Arnold!; playing this season, I came to win, and I'm going to win SOMETHING, even if it's only a girl!" Phoebe asks: "Have you even THOUGHT about how you're going to back up your actions with me?!"

Otto says: "I've thought of ONE thing, and it will be VERY effective!" Phoebe sighs and says: "What do I have to do?" Otto says: "Make yourself drop dead gorgeous before the end of the night. Suzie will find out that she's not the ONLY girl who can make herself pretty on a dime!" Suzie shakes her head and says: "You're pathetic!" Otto defiantly retorts: "You're pathetic-er!" Phoebe says: "You're BOTH stubborn FOOLS!!!! Can't you just GIVE it UP Otto, and tell Suzie you're SORRY, already?!!!" Otto angrily says: "NO!!!!" Phoebe sarcastically says: "Well, excuse ME for making a SUGGESTION!!!!" (Confessional) Phoebe angrily says: "I can't BELIEVE the situation I've gotten myself into! This is WHY I don't PURSUE outer-show relationships! Why did I EVER allow myself to think Otto actually WANTED me?!!! I mean, BESIDES the fact that I WAS desperate for a relationship?!!!" / Otto says: "I'm not going to APOLOGIZE, not after the way Suzie's been treating me! If she wants ME to apologize, she can keep on WANTING!!!! AIN'T...GOING...TO...HAPPEN!!!!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "If you're done bickering, it's time you all found out what the theme for tonight is; surviving six hours at Freddy's! To do that, each team will have different roles! Team Retro, for having such a long history of winning, you have the benefit of being the security guards. You'll be able to monitor the locations of the animatronics, prevent them from trying to pick members of your own team off, and if you so choose, save any of the innocent bystanders in the pizzeria! Team S.R.R.R.C., I hope you're into SCARING, because you get to WORK with the animatronics, and send them after BOTH the security guards, and the innocent bystanders! But even though you get to work WITH the animatronics, be CAREFUL!!!! There's no telling which animatronics are loyal to you, or who wants to capture YOU, and put you into a spare Freddy Fazbear Robot Suit! And Team Adversity, your job, as the innocent bystanders, all you have to do is make it through the one night of Freddy's, six hours long. It won't be easy, seeing as how there are at LEAST eight animatronic machines in the Pizzeria! Eleven if you count Toy Freddie, Toy Bonnie, and Toy Chica, as separate animatronic entities. In any case, to help you out, various parts of the Pizzeria will be made safe zones. The tricky part is, each safe zone will only REMAIN a safe zone for a limited amount of time! Your wrist communicators will alert you when you have ARRIVED in a safe zone, and when that safe zone is set to expire! Whichever team has the most contestants left who AREN'T captured, will be safe from elimination, tonight!"

Katie comes out and says: "And tell them about what happens to the OTHER teams!" Dog asks: "Why? What happens to the other teams?" Sniz says: "You're not going to be HAPPY about this! Both the last place team, AND the second place team, will have to eliminate SOMEBODY after everything is said and done; only the FIRST place team, will remain untouched! So no pressure! Oh, and the second place team gets to decide which SUCKER on the last place team gets sent PACKING!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Prepare yourselves, contestants, for One Night, In Bangkok!!!!" (Bangs a LOUD gong!!!!) General Barracuda says: "And six hours at FREDDIE'S!!!!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Randolph says: "I had a FEELING that was coming up!" /

Genre: New wave. Sub-Genre: Thai Music. Song: "One Night in Bangkok." Sung by: Cast! / Captain Retro: "Bangkok, Oriental setting; and the city don't know what the city is getting." Marlene: "The creme de la creme of the restaurant world in a show with everything but Jeremy Fitzgerald!" Keswick: "Time flies, doesn't seem a minute since the Tirolean Spa had the pizza boys in it." Gonard: "All change, don't you know that when you play at this level, there's no ordinary venue." Bulma: "It's Iceland, or the Philippines, or Hastings, or this place." Team Retro: "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free." Sanjay: "You'll find a God in every golden cloister." Robot: "And if you're lucky then the God's a she." Globitha: "I can feel an angel sliding up to me!" Suzie: "One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, Brother!" Otto: "It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity, to be looking at pizza, not looking at the city." Heffer: "Whaddya mean?" Zarbon: "Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town..." Monster: "Tea girls, warm and sweet, warm, sweet; some are set up in the Somerset Maugham Suite." Gordon Quid: "Get Thai'd"! Zim: "Who ordered the tourist?!" General Barracuda: "His every move's among the purest!" Fondue: "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!" Team Adversity: "One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble, not much between despair and ecstasy." Randolph: "One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble!" Dog: "Can't be too careful with your company!" Skipper, referring to Zim: "I can feel the Devil walking next to me." (Instrumental Solo)

King Julien: "Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness!" Stimpy: "This grips me more than would a muddy old river or Reclining Buddha!" Sniz: "Thank God, I'm only watching the game, controlling it!" Otto: "I don't see YOU guys rating, the kind of mate I'm contemplating! I'd let you watch, I would invite you!" Po: "But the queens we use would not excite you!" Tigress: "So you better go back to your bars, your temples!" Reggie: "Your massage parlors!" Team Adversity: "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free!" Norbert: "You'll find a God in every golden cloister!" Rocko: "A little flesh, a little history!" Daggett, referring to Norbert: "I can feel an angel sliding up to me!" Cast: "One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble!" Taotie: "Not much between despair and ecstasy." Kaput: "One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble!" Oonski: "Can't be too careful with your company." Zarbon, secretly referring to Bulma: "I can feel the Devil walking next to me!" / And the epic song ends! Sniz says: "Everybody, into the pizzeria! And don't forget, have fun!!!!" And all the contestants go in! Sniz says: "General Barracuda, monitor the progress, and DO make sure all the contestants come out of there alive. I've got a PRIVATE date with Katie, and we are going to have a HOT time in Bangkok, tonight!" General Barracuda laughs deviously as he says: "Oh, you can COUNT on it!"

And General Barracuda enters through the back entrance, Fondue goes back into the plane, and Sniz and Katie take off. HOWEVER, they are all unaware, that a very EVIL animatronic, named Springtrap, has been WATCHING the whole thing, and uttering the creepy voice of Ted Levine, he speaks! Springtrap says: "So, Freddy Fazbear thought he could decomission ME, and toss me away like some cheap, defective, mechanical typewriter, as if I was a USELESS piece of machinery, well, I'll show EVERYONE soon enough, that you can't get rid of Springtrap, I AM the show!!!! You want to entertain somebody? You better make sure SOMEBODY gets hurt before the night is over! Master Coelaceanth may have had his body destroyed, but I, possess his SOUL!! Yes, I was Master Coelaceanth ONCE, before Oonski took an AXE to me and CHOPPED off my head!!!! One minute, I'm ruler of the ENTIRE ocean; the next, I'm a sushi platter in a Red Lobster!!!! Now, does ANYBODY think I'm happy about MY fate?! Of course not!!!! In desperation, I had to transfer my soul into something, ANYTHING with the capacity to handle MY evil and power; an empty vessel! I just didn't think I'd wind up in THIS! No matter, it will suit my purposes MORE than adequately enough! Soon, everyone will fear Springtrap just as much as they feared Master Coelaceanth! Prepare yourselves, little lambs! It's TIME, to WELCOME, to MY Nightmare!!!!" And lightning strikes out of nowhere, as a creepy melody begins to play! /

Genre: Shock (Psychedelic) Rock. Sub-Genre: Alice Cooper. Song: "Welcome To My Nightmare." Sung by: Springtrap! / Springtrap: "Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it, I think you're gonna feel you belong. A nocturnal vacation, unnecessary sedation, you want to feel at home, cause you belong. Welcome to my nightmare whoa, ho, ho, ho...Welcome to my breakdown. I hope I didn't scare you. That's just the way we are when we come down. We sweat and laugh and scream here. 'Cause life is just a dream here. You know inside you feel right at home, here. Yeah, Welcome to my nightmare yeah, hey, hey, hey... Welcome to my nightmare! I think you're gonna like it! I think you're gonna feel you belong! We sweat and laugh and scream here! 'Cause life is just a dream here! You know inside you feel right at home, here! Welcome to my nightmare hoo, hoo, woo, hoo...welcome to my breakdown...yeah!" / And the epic song ends! (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials finish, all three teams enter the pizzeria, but they see no other living souls there. Marlene says: "I guess asking for the help of Mike Schmidt is out of the question!" Otto scoffs as he says: "It's ONLY six hours! I could survive this place in my SLEEP!!!!" Zim sarcastically says: "Please, DO!!!! If you were to DIE sleeping, I couldn't care LESS about it!" Otto angrily says: "Oh, you SO just made yourself a target!" Zim says: "Good luck getting RID of me! In case you've forgotten, I have the BEST luck of surviving in the realm of the bottom two, in an elimination ceremony!" Randolph says: "But if we wind up in last place, we don't GET to determine who leaves, one of the other teams will, and they might not LET you survive another night, if you KNOW what I mean!" Zim catches his drift, and chuckles nervously! Zim says: "In that case, Team Adversity ALL the way!" Dog says: "Let's remember; united we stand, divided, we FALL!!!!"

Robot Default spots something in the dark and asks: "What's that?!!!" Captain Retro grabs it and says: "It's a cassette player. I believe that YOU are actually compatible with it!" Robot asks: "Really?" Globitha says: "He's right! And I can install it!" Globitha grabs it, and inputs the cassette player into Robot! Robot starts to ask: "How do you know so much about-(SWITCH!!!!)-me?" As the cassette player gets configured into Robot's being, Globitha blushes and says: "I asked Ogo...about SOME things!!!!" Robot asks: "SOME things?!" Globitha nervously chuckles and admits: "Okay, all of them!" (Confessional) Robot says: "I'm not sure whether to feel flattered, or worried, about the fact that Globitha knows so much about me, because of Ogo. I'll give Globitha the benefit of the doubt, and side with being flattered." / Globitha says: "Ogo is desperate, but his knowledge about Robot HAS come in pretty handy!" (End Confessional) The Tape Player activates in Robot, and vintage audio of Rod Serling plays.

Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: Dance-Funk. Song: "Threatened." Sung by: Vintage Rod Serling, Snaptrap, and Cast. / Rod Serling: "Tonight’s story is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction." (Scary music begins to play, as things begin moving, and the contestants desperately scatter all over the restaurant, though some of them get picked off!) Rod Serling: "A monster had arrived in the village. The major ingredient of any recipe for fear is the unknown. And this person or thing is soon to be met. He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion. Oh yes, I did forget something didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster." Snaptrap jumps out and sings: "You’re fearing me, ‘cause you know I’m a beast! Watching you when you sleep, when you’re in bed, I’m underneath! You’re trapped in halls, and my face is the walls! I’m the floor when you fall, and when you scream it’s ‘cause of me! I’m the living dead, the dark thoughts in your head!" Patrick: "I heard just what you said." Springtrap: "That’s why you’ve got to be threatened by me!" Oonski, defiantly: "You should be watching me; you should feel threatened!" (Oonski gets caught!) Kaput, defiantly: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Kaput gets caught!) Springtrap to Otto: "Every time YOUR lady speaks, she speaks of me, threatened!" (Phoebe gets caught!) Otto, defiantly: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened by me!"

Bulma: "You think you’re by yourself, but it’s my touch you felt!" Zarbon: "I’m not a ghost from Hell, but I’ve got a spell on you! Your worst nightmare, it's me, I'm everywhere!" Captain Retro: "In one blink I’ll disappear, and then I’ll come back to haunt you!" Robot: "I’m telling you, when you lie under a tomb, I’m the one watching you; that’s why you got to be threatened by me!" Zim defiantly: "You should be watching me, you should feel threatened!" (Zim gets caught!) Skipper, defiantly: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Skipper gets caught!) King Julien, to Captain Retro: "Every time YOUR lady speaks, she speaks of me, threatened!" (King Julien gets caught!) Captain Retro: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened by me!"

(Music intensifies, and ALL the animatronics start to roam about, as the contestants scatter again!) Rod Serling, on cassette: "The unknown monster is about to embark, from a far corner, out of the dark. A nightmare, that’s the case. Never Neverland, that’s the place. This particular monster can read minds, be in two places at the same time. This is judgment night, execution, slaughter! The devil, ghosts, this monster is torture! You can be sure of one thing, that’s fate. A human presence that you feel is strange. A monster that you can see disappear. A monster, the worst thing to fear." Springtrap: "You should be watching me, you should feel threatened!" Randolph: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Randolph gets caught!) Buhdeuce: "Every time your lady speaks she speaks of me, threatened!" (Buhdeuce gets caught!) Dog: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened!" (Dog gets caught!) Stimpy: "You should be, threatened!" Norbert: "While you sleep, threatened!" Daggett: "Every time, threatened!" Rocko: "Half of me, so you should feel threatened by me!" Springtrap: "You should be watching me, you should feel threatened!" Gonard: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Gonard gets caught!) Chameleon: "Every time your lady speaks, she speaks of me, threatened!" (Chameleon gets CAUGHT!!!!) Remaining contestants: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened by me!" /

And the epic song ends, as Otto Patrick, Spongebob, and what remains of Team S.R.R.R.C. scramble to find a safe zone, with Springtrap deciding to figure out how to torture the contestants he's already captured, unaware that Anti-Timmy is lurking in the dark! / (Confessional) Otto says: "This is SO, mega, MAJOR bad!!!! Not only am I, Spongebob, and Patrick, the ONLY contestants NOT captured on MY team, but Suzie won't even give me the time of day and/or NIGHT anymore!! I guess I got to resort to the BIG guns!!!! I got to resort to that ONE scene, from Say Anything!" (End Confessional) Suzie, Robot, and Globitha are all hiding in a ball pit in the Pizzeria. Robot says: "Wow, Globitha! Good thing you figured out that my G.P.S. can double as a safe zone locator!" Globitha says: "Sure! We should be safe HERE for now, nobody EVER dies in a ball pit; RIGHT?!!!" Suzie says: "Well, if MY Karma is any indication..." Otto shouts: "SUZIE!!!!" Suzie breaks off what she's attempting to say, and instead, Suzie says: "Maybe NOT!!!!" Otto is holding a BIG cassette player jukebox over his head, and Otto says: "Listen to the music I'm about to play, and the WORDS I'm about to SING!!!!"

Genre: Soft Rock. Sub-Genre: Power Ballad (Foreigner.) Song: "Waiting For a Girl like You." Sung by: Otto. / Otto: "So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long. Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of, time. When you love someone, when you love someone. It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too. Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong? This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I want to be sure. I've been waiting for a girl like you, to come into my life. I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive. I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive. Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life! You're so good, when we make love it's understood. It's more than a touch or a word can say. Only in dreams could it be this way. When you love someone, yeah, really love someone. Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up till deep in the night. There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than holding you tenderly. I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life. I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive. I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive. Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life. I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh, I've been waiting! I've been waiting. I've been waiting for a girl like you, I've been waiting. Won't you come into my life?" / And Otto's epic song ends! /

Suzie asks: "Okay, what did you just do?" Otto says: "Re-enact that one scene from Say Anything. Unfortunately, I couldn't FIND any Peter Gabriel, so I used the next best thing!" Suzie asks: "And do you think THAT will get me to love you again?!!!" Otto pleads: "It's GOTTA!!!! You CAN'T refuse a guy who holds a giant cassette player over his HEAD!!!!" Suzie says: "You could've used an MP3 player, and you'd STILL be getting the same response!!!!" Otto finally trembles and yells: "Do you REALLY want to hear ME say IT?!!! Because I'll SAY it, from the DEEPEST, DARKEST, BLACKEST part of MY soul!!!! I'm SORRY!!!!" Suzie says: "I'm not buying it!" Otto sighs and says: "I don't blame you. I've acted so jerky, rude, and mean to everyone and anyone. I don't even HAVE any real friends. I got into such a groove of winning and wanting to win, that soon, winning became the only thing that mattered to me. But your love comforts me like nothing ELSE can! Nobody loves you like the WAY I do!!!! I've lost two seasons of this show, but losing you, would be like losing EVERYTHING; like the sun going down on me. Don't turn your back on me, for being too blind to see that all I need is you!!!!" Suzie turns around, but she's visibly crying. Otto asks: "Tears?"

Suzie sniffles and says: "Otto, you big, dumb JERK!!!!" Than she rushes up and hugs him! Suzie asks: "What took you so LONG?!!! I thought I'd have to give you up, forever! But YOU...did something I thought you'd never do; you apologized to me, and you genuinely meant it! I...didn't think you had it in you." Otto starts crying and says: "You must think I'm the dumbest DUMB person on the face of this Earth, having to apologize just to get you back!" Suzie stops crying and says: "The only thing DUMBER would be is if you DIDN'T apologize to me! If you think Angelica will be hard on you for apologizing, she would've NEVER let you hear the END of it if you let ME get away!" Otto stops crying and says: "I am sorry. I'm really, truly, genuinely, sorry. I don't CARE about winning this season anymore, I care about you. And the truth is, I really thought I was going to lose you. I don't EVER want to feel that way again! Suzie, if I EVER start to act JERKY to anyone EVER again, PLEASE slap me upside the head to remind me of why that's a BAD idea!" Suzie says: "You know I can't do that, or I'll get hit with a penalty vote!" Otto says: "That's why you're the smart one! But athletic skills are definitely MY forte!!!!"

But Springtrap MENACINGLY appears, and Springtrap tauntingly says: "How TOUCHING!!!!" Robot's sensors appear to go hay-wire, as Robot says: "Error! Error! My sensors indicate that you are Master Coelaceanth, but that's impossible! Master Coelaceanth is...!!!!" Springtrap finishes: "DEAD?!!! By all rights, I SHOULD be dead, but it seems that the Anti-Fairies, were willing to perform a hexing ritual, and offer me a second chance. You see, the LONGER The Fairly Oddparents STAYS on the air, uncancelled, the STRONGER the magic of the Anti-Fairies BECOMES!!!! Unfortunately, this seems to have an adverse effect. The stronger the Anti-Fairies become, the greater the quality decline for THAT show becomes, as well! In a way, you could say that I'm the one DESTROYING The Fairly Oddparents! I may just be an animatronic rabbit, but I'm STILL the BEST at MURDER!!!!" Globitha defiantly says: "Well, you can't kill us HERE!!!! This is a safe zone!!!!" Springtrap chuckles and says: "Not forever! And I can wait! Once I get Otto and those OTHER two brats, all of Team Adversity will have FALLEN into my trap, and then I'll begin the STUFFING process! I've run tests on all the other contestants that I've captured, and they should work quite WELL, to replace the AGING captured souls who are FORCED to operate the animatronics in this place!!!!" Suzie angrily says: "You'll NEVER get away with THIS!!!!" Springtrap says: "Watch me!!!!"

And the communicators the contestants are wearing, start beeping like an alarm! Springtrap says: "Oh, and the time this area acts as a safe zone will expire in FIVE minutes, when the midnight hour HITS!! I'd suggest for you to say your prayers, but I don't know WHAT you would pray TO, because absolutely NOBODY can help you, NOW!!!!" And the vintage cassette player of Rod Serling plays again. Rod Serling: "What you have just witnessed could be the end of a particularly terrifying nightmare. It isn’t. It’s the beginning! The beginning...the beginning!!!!" And a VERY creepy, but VERY familiar tune begins to play, as apparitions of zombies of previously destroyed Nicktoon villains begin appearing, as they haunt the pizzeria, threatening to turn the REMAINING contestants into zombies!!!!

Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: (Horror) Disco. Song: "Thriller!" Sung by: Team Retro, Otto, Patrick, Spongebob, most of Team S.R.R.R.C., and Springtrap!!!! / (Wolf howls!!!! Music begins playing!!!!)

Dudley: "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark!" Captain Retro: "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart!" Stimpy: "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it!" Spongebob: "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes!" (Spongebob gets caught!) Patrick: "You're paralyzed!" Dudley: "You hear the door slam! And realize there's nowhere left to run!" Nobert: "You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun!" Daggett: "You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination!" Tigress: "But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind!" Bulma, to Zarbon: "You're out of time!" Dudley: "They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side!!!!" (Keswick screams, as HE is caught!) Sanjay to Robot: "They will possess you, unless you change the number on your dial!" Globitha: "Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together!" Robot: "All thru the night, I'll save you from the terrors on the screen, I'll make you see!!!!" What remains of Team S.R.R.R.C. is walking through the main eating establishment, unaware that zombies are EMERGING out of their hiding places underneath tables, and out of hidden holes in the walls. Dudley: "I'm going to thrill you tonight!"

Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood! And whosoever shall be found, without the soul for getting down. Must stand and face the hounds of HELL!!!! And rot inside a corpse's shell!" / The zombies begin to eerily and creepily walk through the pizzeria, eventually converging onto the remainder of Team S.R.R.R.C. in the enclosed courtyard. / Patrick: "Night creatures call, and the dead start to walk in their masquerade." General Barracuda: "There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!" Zarbon: "They're open wide!" General Barracuda: "This is the end of your life!" (Patrick gets caught!) Dudley: "Thriller!!!! Thriller! Thrill tonight! Thriller, thrill tonight! Thriller! Thriller! Thriller, thrill tonight; thrill tonight!!!!" Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years! And grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom! And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver! For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the Thriller!!!!" /

The song briefly cuts out, as the zombies of the non-living enclose upon the remaining members of Team S.R.R.R.C. Bulma gets more and more horrified by this, but then she turns around, and sees DUDLEY has turned into a zombie TO!!!! Suddenly, the song music picks up again, as Dudley begins to LEAD the zombie villains in a VERY elaborate zombie dance! Shifting their legs, clapping, shaking their heads, moving their arms, moving forward, moving backward, moving from one side to another! Dudley turns around, and reverts back to normal! Dudley sings: "'Cause this is thriller, thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; there ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; 'cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare to try! Girl, this is thriller; (Whoo Hoo!) Thriller night!" Captain Retro to Marlene: "So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller, Thriller here tonight!!!!" Dudley: "Cause it's a thriller, thriller night. 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare to try! Thriller! WHOO HOO! Thriller night! So let me hold you tight and share a killer, THRILLER!!!! OOH!!!!" /

The song cuts out again, as Otto, Suzie, and Bulma duck into the abandoned animatronics storage room, in typical horror movie decision making! Suzie says: "Oh yeah, duck in HERE!!!! That's REAL smart!!!!" Bulma says: "Well, excuse ME for trying to make a quick, WISE decision under STRESS!!!! It's not as easy as it LOOKS on TV!!!! I should KNOW!!!! I'm LIVING it!!!!" And the zombies and animatronics break in! Bulma desperately asks: "What do you want?! I'll tell you ANYTHING!!!! I was the one who re-programmed Anti-Timmy to be a winner's insurance for ME; I TRICKED Zarbon into an alliance with me because I didn't want to try to GET to the Final Three alone! But WORST of all; I've never been able to live down the time Master Roshi saw my--BAH!!!!" And Bulma SCREAMS as a zombie Raditz is about to touch her and Suzie, but Otto SWOOPS in, and knocks them out of the WAY!!!! Otto, demanding, says: "Leave THEM!!!! Take ME!!!!" Suzie asks: "Are you SERIOUS?!!!" Otto says: "I'll hold them off, just GO!!!! Get to a safe zone!!!!" Suzie says: "I always KNEW you were a hero, Otto!!!!" And Suzie and Bulma bolt out of there!!!! /

Meanwhile, Keswick has been brought into tha Animatronic manufacturing room. Chameleon asks: "You got caught TO? Any bright ideas on HOW to get us out of here?!" Keswick says: "Actually, this was ALL part of my plan!!!! You see, this manufacturing area HOLDS the signals controlling ALL the animatronics! I just need to use my electric PEN, and short out the robots!!!!" Keswick holds his pen, aims it at the manufacturing machine, and sure enough, it causes a CHAIN reaction, shutting down ALL the animatronics, and in the electrical explosions, it takes out ALL the zombies as well! Springtrap asks: "What is HAPPENING?!!!" General Barracuda walks in and says: "It looks like YOU'RE dying, AGAIN!!"

Springtrap, in desperation, says: "What have you DONE?!!! I'm short-circuiting! Short-circuiting!! Oh, what a WORLD, what a world!!!! Who would've thought a mammalian alien could DESTROY my beautiful wickedness?!!! The thought!!!! The thought!!!! I'm going...NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!..." And Springtrap falls down life-less, just an abandoned piece of machinery. General Barracuda says: "It's done then, the nightmare is over. Master Coelaceanth is dead again! That means only one thing!!!!" Sniz walks back in and says: "The challenge is OVER!!!! And in RECORD time!!!! I've got to say, congratulations are in order, for Team Retro!!!! Team Retro, you have the distinct honor of being the ONLY team to not have ANY contestants be captured by Springtrap or his animatronic apparitions. Meanwhile, the opposite is true for Team Adversity. Every single one of you got captured, so you wind up in LAST place! Team S.R.R.R.C., you'll also have to eliminate someone in second place, but you can decide for yourselves who gets to take the plunge on YOUR team, and on Team Adversity!" Otto sighs and says: "I am SO Sorry about this, Suzie. We better make good use of the time we have left while we still can!" Suzie says: "I'm sorry about this, to. But thank you, for saving my life." Otto says: "At least I got to save the love of my life."

Genre: Cher. Sub-Genre: Adult Contemporary. Song: "After All." Sung by: Otto and Suzie. Otto: "Well, here we are again. I guess it must be fate. We've tried it on our own, but deep inside we've known, we'd be back to set things straight." Suzie: "I still remember when, your kiss was so brand new. Every memory repeats, every step I take retreats." Otto and Suzie: "Every journey always brings me back to you! After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall; after all that we've been through." Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be, forever you and me, after all." Suzie: "When love is truly right, it lives from year to year." Otto: "It changes as it goes." Suzie: "And on the way it grows." Otto and Suzie: "But it never, ever disappears! After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall; after all that we've been through." Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be!" Otto: "Forever, you and me; after all! Always just beyond my touch, You know I needed you so much." Suzie: "After all, what else is living for?"

Otto and Suzie: "After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall; after all that we've been through." Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be forever you and me! After all the stops and starts, We keep coming back to these two hearts! Two angels who've been rescued from the fall! After all that we've been through!" Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be!" Otto: "Forever, you and me!" Otto and Suzie: "After all!" / And the epic song ends. / (Confessional) Otto says: "I never thought winning the girl I truly loved, would cost me something very dear to me; my chances of winning this season. Oh, well. Better to have tried and failed, than to have never tried at all. I guess it's all over but the shouting, now." (End Confessional)

Team Adversity is in the elimination ceremony, waiting to hear the verdict of Team S.R.R.R.C., and who they are booting off. Sniz says: "Team Adversity, I won't mince words. Things do not look good for you. Right now, you're nine contestants. You'll soon be eight. You have got to get it together, or you'll ALL go out!!!!" Suddenly, Zarbon and Kaput walk into the ceremony! Zarbon says: "We've got the results in! So read them, and weep, Sniz!" Sniz says: "I only weep during emotional movies, like Toy Story 3." And everyone looks at him strangely. Sniz says: "Don't judge me. The following contestants are safe, and get bags of popcorn! Spongebob! Patrick, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Skipper, King Julien!!!!" Otto looks nervous, but Zim looks confidant! Zim says: "Bottom two, I have ALL the luck!!!!" Sniz says: "This IS the final popcorn bag for your team!!!! OTTO!!!!"

Zim gasps, as if unsure of what he just heard!! Zim asks: "Say what, now?!" Sniz says: "Team S.R.R.R.C. voted you OFF, Zim!! Time to jump!!" Zim says: "That's not POSSIBLE!!!! Zarbon, Kaput, you two are aliens just like ME!!!! Why give ME the shove?!" Zarbon disgustedly says: "One simple reason; I don't LIKE you!! You're a JOKE compared to me!!" Kaput smirks and says: "And this way, I get to say, I BEAT you!!!!" Zim growls and says: "You won't get a VOTE out of me to help YOU win!!!!" Kaput scoffs and says: "Like I'd need it!!" General Barracuda opens the door and he says: "Last stop for LOSERS!!!!" Zim says: "Well, where I'm going, I don't NEED no roads!!" And Zim activates his jet-pack, and ZOOMS out of the door!! Sniz says: "Team Adversity, you're done! Team S.R.R.R.C., now it is YOUR turn!!!!"(Confessional) Otto gasps and says: "I can't believe it, I survived! I thought my goose was cooked for sure, but I have been offered another chance, to show Suzie how good I can be, and to wow everyone with my athletic skills! They have seen NOTHING yet!!" / Randolph says: "Well, Zim is gone. It took longer than I expected, but he is gone. Now, maybe we can FINALLY start avoiding elimination challenges!" / Phoebe says: "On the one hand, I'm upset that Otto didn't truly want me. On the other hand, I sure am glad that I am STILL in the game!!!!" (End Confessional)

Now Team S.R.R.R.C. is facing their turn in the elimination ceremony. Sniz says: "Team named after me; you had better survival skills than Team Adversity, but not by much. Two TEAMS faced elimination tonight! Usually, one of them is Team Retro! But they managed to beat BOTH of you, without even REALLY trying! To what do you contribute your loss?!!!" Bulma smirks and says: "I have discussed it with my fellow team-mates. We all KNOW who's going to take the plunge tonight!" Sniz says: "Care to elaborate?" Zarbon says: "Not likely! Our lips are sealed!" Sniz says: "Very well then! Use the Confessional, and vote away!"

(Confessional) Zarbon stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "This is for getting captured, FIRST!!!!" / Buhdeuce stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "Sorry, but...you messed up!" / Oonski stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "Don't go away mad, just go AWAY!!!!" / Dudley stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "Things are about to pay off for US!!!!" / Chameleon stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "The bratty broad has GOT to go!" / Gonard stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "It was a tough call, but Bulma eats less. So, more food for me!!!!" / Heffer stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "I like my chances with Bulma better, than I do with Oonski!" / Monster thinks about it, and stamps Oonski's pass-port! Monster says: "To be fair, Oonski IS an actual villain! So, one less villain to worry about!" / Keswick stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "I'll be GLAD to get rid of YOU!!!!" / Kaput stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "There is one villain too many on OUR team! We have no more room for you!" / Taotie stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "Your sense of honor is LOST on me! Therefore, you must lose the GAME!!!!" / Bulma scowls and STAMPS Keswick's pass-port! Bulma says: "I don't CARE if Zarbon wouldn't approve of it, but I'm going to teach EVERYONE a lesson they won't SOON forget!!!!" / (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Voting is over. This team has 12 contestants, it will soon be eleven. When I call your name, you will receive a bag of popcorn! Zarbon! Gonard, Dudley, Chameleon, Taotie, Heffer, Monster, Kaput, Buhdeuce, and...OONSKI!!!!" And Zarbon, Buhdeuce, Gonard, Heffer, Monster, Kaput, and Taotie all gasp in SHOCK to see Oonski STILL safe!!!! But Oonski, Dudley, Chameleon, and Keswick are all smiling, knowing what is SURE to come next! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!!!!" But nearly EVERYONE is shocked when Sniz says: "Bulma!!" Keswick asks: "WHAT?! How is that possible?!!!" Bulma says: "Obviously, this team has no USE for your animatronic interference!! How DARE you tamper with things you don't understand!! Did you think you could OUTSMART me?! That I wouldn't FIGURE it out?! I recovered YOUR tools in the Animatronic Storage room, that YOU used to re-engineer the animatronics, and used them to do YOUR bidding!! That's SABOTAGE!!!! And sabotage is ILLEGAL within the game, remember?!" Sniz says: "She's right. Keswick, both the votes and the evidence have spoken. You're OUT!!!! Drop of Shame, awaits!" Dudley says: "If it's any consolation, we didn't vote for you." Chameleon says: "You were robbed, somehow. We'll find out, how!" Keswick says: "Just avenge me, guys. That's all I ask." Keswick grabs a parachute, opens the door, and says: "Sayonara!!!!" And Keswick jumps out of the plane, opening up his parachute safely!!!!" (Confessional)

Bulma chuckles deviously as she says: "Like I said, I've got the WHOLE game in the palm of my hands! Everyone now KNOWS why they shouldn't TRY to vote ME off!!" (Flash-back) Bulma opens up a capsule, and out pops out Anti-Timmy, NOW fitted with an electrical collar!! Bulma says: "Anti-Timmy, while you DID disobey my orders, I still need you! The votes inside the Confessional Bag, eat ALL of the votes for Oonski, and replace them with votes for Keswick! I need that TRAITOR, GONE!!!!" And Anti-Timmy just growls angrily, in submission!!!! (End flashback) Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "Everything in this game is going according to plan! And best of all, I won't get hit by a penalty vote! Anti-Timmy WAS the one who sabotaged the votes, not ME! Technicality knowledge, that's why I'll win!" (End Confessional) Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Ooh, SNEAKY!! But she's right! Anti-Timmy isn't even a contestant! Advantage, Bulma! Will her devious plans continue to work? Will Team Adversity EVER stop their declining drop in numbers? Will Dudley and Chameleon avenge Keswick? Find out on the next, NORMAL episode, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!!!! And to quote Toy Chica, let's PARTY!!!!" /

Episode Notes: Otto and Suzie make up in this episode. With SIX total songs, "One Night in Bangkok, Welcome to My Nightmare, Threatened, Waiting For a Girl Like You, Thriller," and "After All," this episode has by FAR, the most songs featured in an episode YET!!!! Invader Zim FINALLY gets eliminated in this episode, meaning all the representatives from "Invader Zim" have now been eliminated. Keswick also gets eliminated, thanks to Bulma using Anti-Timmy for vote tampering! With Ted Levine's appearance as Springtrap, this technically marks the ONLY season three appearance of Master Coelaceanth in ANY form! / Personal Notes: I'd just like to say thank you on behalf of the site, and hope I passed the audition! But seriously, the unexpected eliminations of Zim and Keswick were to show that in a show of THIS nature, you should EXPECT the unexpected! That's why THEY got the boot and nobody else did, in THIS episode! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

She Blinded Me With Sciance

Mid-afternoon at Coastal Falls Academy, and Usagi Tsukino was in her last class of the day: English. Sitting at the front of the classroom, the blonde absentmindedly began tapping her fingers on her desk softly. I wish school would end already, she thought. I just wanna go home and play video games. I'm exhausted. Usagi's thoughts were suddenly cut off by an announcement from her teacher, a nice black-haired woman in her 30s: "All right, class. Pencils and/or pens out. We're going to have a quiz before the bell rings. You have 10 minutes." Usagi's eyes widened. A quiz!? Oh no, I didn't study! With a sigh, she picked up her pen and began writing, deciding that she might as well try her best. Once the ten minutes were up, the entire class got up and left the room. As Usagi was walking out, she was suddenly stopped by the teacher, who called her name. 

"Yes, ma'am?" the teen asked,  turning around.

With a sigh, Usagi's English teacher took a long look at her. She didn't look happy, nor did she look angry. Just...disappointed. "Miss Tsukino...can we talk?" she asked, somewhat exasperated.

Usagi let out a soft gasp of surprise, her eyes widening a bit. "Oh...o-of course. What about my grades?"

"Let's just say..." the teacher said, keeping the same tone as before. "they aren't up to expectation." Pulling out on of Usagi's previous tests, the woman gave a blank stare. "Explain this." Upon closer inspection, Usagi would see that the test was marked with a large red F. Her reaction was less than pleasant, her face going pale and the only sounds coming from her were stutters and odd throaty gurgles of shock.

"I-buh-guhhh..." Usagi managed to stammer, but the teacher silenced her.

"Usagi...you can't keep up this lazy attitude you have towards education. I can tell you have potential to do well, you just don't take the opportunity." she said softly. "...The bottom line is if you don't pass this class, you won't graduate. Do you want that?"

"No, ma'am." Usagi said, sighing in defeat.

"OK, then. There's a test coming up in one week. That will give you plenty of time to study and hopefully pass. You may go now." Usagi nodded, and promptly ran out of the classroom, and to the Gym and Juice Bar to meet up with her friends.

On the Diabolic, Emperor Diabolica was watching all this through the ship's screen. "That's it!" he declared, raising a finger in the air and rising from his throne.

"What's it?" Vipera asked, idly filing her nails as she stared at her master. "Have you come up with another brilliant plan to defeat the Power Rangers?"

Diabolica promptly let out a snarl, and turned to the serpentine woman. "For your information, Vipera, I have, and it is indeed brilliant. We will defeat the Rangers...by draining their intelligence!"

"Draining...their...intelligence?" Vipera repeated slowly, as it dawned on her that the Emperor had finally come up with a plan that would not only help defeat the Rangers, but likely expose their weaknesses as well. "Excellent plan, my lord! This could benefit us twofold!"

"Exactly!" Diabolica said, as he burst into Drako's chambers. "DRAKO! I NEED A BLOODBEAST IMMEDIATELY!"

"Right away, my Emperor." Drako said, having already heard the plan. Moving over to the Bloodbeast ritual equipment, Drako selected the statuette he'd need: a feminine-looking wisp wearing what looked to be clunky, futuristic-looking armor, draining some blood from Baphomet and pouring it onto the statuette. As the ritual took its course, the whispy figure grew into a humanoid ghost, her armor turning into a chrome-and-silver blend. Her left eye was a mysterious purple, her right eye replaced with a large red glowing eyepiece.

"Greetings," she said in a faint and airy voice. "I am Sciance, the perfect blend of the paranormal and technological."

"Hello, Sciance." Emperor Diabolica replied. "I have a mission for you."

"Oh, I already know what you have asked of me. You wish for me to drain the intelligences of the Power Rangers."

"Excellent." Diabolica praised. "Now go. Destroy the Power Rangers!"

"As you wish." Sciance said, giggling as she disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Meanwhile, at the Gym and Juice Bar, Usagi had explained her predicament to her friends, who sympathized with her. "I used to be in your boat, Usagi." Naruto offered. 

"Wait...you don't have a boat!" Pinkie interjected. Naruto ignored her, and continued with his explanation.

"As I was saying, I used to be in your situation. I used to be lazy and unfocused. But you know what? I never gave up on what I wanted, and still want: to become a Hokage. You have that same determination. You just need to focus."

"Right." Usagi said. "But I can't. Schoolwork absolutely bores me..."

"This reminds me of the time my friend Rainbow Dash needed to study for a test." Pinkie said. "The way that's usually used didn't help. So we figured out the best way to help her study."

"That's it!" Lettuce said. "We just need to figure out a way Usagi can study the easiest!"

"That's not a bad idea..." Toby said, scratching his chin. "We have enough time, so let's do it!"

"Right!" the others agreed. And so, via montage, the other Rangers tried to find ways of helping Usagi study: Naruto attempted to show her some scrolls akin to flashcards, Lettuce tried out a game, Toby tried out a battle, and Pinkie tried out a comedy routine. Once the montage was over, Usagi flopped onto one of the gym mats, exhausted. Nothing had worked so far despite her teammates' efforts, and she was starting to lose hope already. As she began to whine in frustration, who should show up but Bash and Smash.

"Hey, Tsukino." Bash greeted, taking a bite out of a triple cheeseburger.

"Oh, hi, Bash. Hi, Smash." Usagi greeted back in a flat and tired tone. 

"Geez, what's up with you?" Smash asked in a sarcastic and taunting tone.

"Oh, nothing you should know." Usagi replied, already irritated by the pair's nosiness....beakiness?

"Come on, babe, tell us." Smash continued prodding.

"First off, don't call me 'babe'. Second of all, if you really wanna know, I have to study for a test next week. Problem is, I don't know how. The usual method just doesn't work for me."

"Hmmm..." Bash said. "Wanna know a little secret?"

"Let me guess, it's either gonna cost a date or a kiss. Because I'm not going to do either."

"Nah," Bash said. "This one's on the house, since we're feeling nice today." With a whisper, Bash told Usagi the secret: "The secret to taking tests...is to cheat."
"Ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat?" Usagi asked. "Isn't that wrong?"

"It isn't if you don't get caught." Smash said, starting to walk away with Bash. Usagi just stared up at the ceiling and sighed. If there was no other option...then she'd cheat. Besides, it was just for one test. It couldn't hurt to be a little bad, right? ...Right...? Her thoughts were once again interrupted, this time by the familiar beep-beep-ba-ba-beep-beep of her Power Watch. With a grunt, Usagi got up and joined the others, teleporting to where Sciance was. 

"All right, guys!" Naruto declared. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"

"MULTIVERSE, SAVE CORE EARTH!"

"ANKYLOSAURUS!"

"TRICERATOPS!"

"STEGOSAURUS!"

"HADROSAURUS!"

"TYRANNOSAURUS!"

"POWER RANGERS!"

Sciance promptly laughed with sadistic glee once she saw the Rangers. "Ah, if it isn't the Power Rangers." she said, grinning evily. "Here, have a warmup before the battle." And with that, she summoned a group of Imps. The team promptly split up, and began to fight: Naruto proceeded to punch and kick at the Imps, Usagi did a few flip kicks, Toby rammed one Imp into another, Lettuce improvised with a double groin kick, and Pinkie did a double buck with all four of her hooves. Once the Imps were defeated, the Rangers regrouped to face Sciance. "I am indeed impressed with your combat skills, Rangers. But you can't have brawn without BRAINS!" Raising her arms, two balls of electricity shot out of Sciance's palms and shocked four out of the five Rangers. When the deed was done, Naruto, Toby, Lettuce, and Pinkie emitted dopey, slow giggles and groans.

"...Shiny costumes..." they said goofily, looking at each other.

Usagi looked at them, and gasped, turning to look at Sciance. "My friends! What have you done to them?!"

Sciance let off a wicked giggle, then said, "I have simply done what I was created for. You see, Yellow Ranger, Emperor Diabolica created me with but one purpose: to steal the intelligences of you and your friends. Though, I feel that I should spare you."

"Huh?!" Usagi asked, surprised.

"It seems to me," Sciance began. "that you are not worth my time. Unsurprising, seeing as you're considering cheating on your next test."

"..." Usagi kept silent, her eyes widening in shock.

"Oh, yes...I know you're considering cheating, seeing as you won't even bother to study. How does it feel knowing that you're taking the easy way out?" Sciance taunted.

Usagi, not taking any more of this, promptly shut up Sciance. "You know, it isn't easy for me to study! I can't focus that well, I'm not that interested in school anyway...but by gosh, I'm NOT going to cheat! And you're not going to hurt my friends or anyone else! WIND STAFF!" she shouted, summoning her Power Weapon. Sciance began laughing again, utterly amused at the thought that a staff could do anything.

"A staff? Really? How pathetic. What do you expect to do with that, child?"

"I'm going to defeat you! No questions asked!" Usagi declared.

"Is that so?" Sciance retorted, pumping her arm cannon. "En garde."

With a yell, the two charged into one-on-one battle, with Usagi having the Wind Staff positioned in front of her, and Sciance having her arm cannon aiming at her opponent. Sciance fired a medium-sized laser ball at Usagi, only to find the projectile getting deflected back at her. "AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!" she screamed as she fell, the impact causing a small explosion. "No...how?!" 

"I'll tell you how." Usagi bragged. "I'm not cheating." And with that, she grabeed Sciance's arm cannon and tore it off. Using all of her strength, Usagi then promply brought her staff down onto Sciance's head, causing her to explode. At the same time, the other four Rangers were released from their stupor, having regained their intelligences. Usagi ran to them, checking to see if they were all right.

"Ugh...my head." Naruto groaned. "You guys OK?"

"Uh-huh." Pinkie grunted.

"Yep." Lettuce said.

"Roger that." Toby said.

"Thank goodness you guys are OK!" Usagi said, hugging each of them. The reunion, however, was cut short by Sciance growing into a giant.

"Hmmm, it seems I now have both brains and the brawn!" she taunted.

Naruto simply gave a nod to Usagi, who shouted, "WE NEED DINOZORD POWER NOW!" Sciance's eyes widened as the Dinozords were summoned and the Rangers got into the cockpits, realizing that she no longer had the upper hand. Once the Rangers had affirmed that they were ready, the Multimegazord was formed. Readying itself for battle, the giant robot charged itself at Sciance, who blocked it from attacking. The Multimegazord was able to counter the block by punching Sciance in the face, rather hard. Sciance countered with another electric orb like last time, knocking the robot back and causing sparks to fly. Once the Multimegazord regained its balance, it promptly dropkicked the monster.

"Ha...is that all you've got?" Sciance muttered, laughing weakly. Those were, unfortunately, her last words as she was struck by the Power Sword. 

Later on, when the Rangers were hanging out, Usagi was sitting at a table, head facing downward. The others were sitting around her, concerned looks on their faces. "Usagi, what's wrong?" Pinkie asked.

"...I still haven't found a good way to study..." Usagi replied, before her Power Watch beeped.

"If I may interrupt," Omnus said. "Alpha and I may have a solution to your problem, Usagi."

"Wha-?" Usagi began, before what looked like a manga was teleported down in front of her. "Oh, awesome! Thanks!"

"It is no trouble at all." Omnus said, cutting off the connection.

One week later, Usagi was in her English class, taking her test. She was unusually focused, double-checking her answers and going back to the harder ones later. "All right, class, writing utensils down." the teacher called. "Pass your tests up to the front." The class did so, awaiting class to be dismissed. The bell soon rang, and everyone got out of their seats. As Usagi was walking out, the teacher called her name once again, much to Usagi's ire.

"Yes?" she asked.

"Miss Tsukino...you did well on this test. Not the best, but you did certainly better compared to last week." This caused Usagi to smile widely, happy to finally get a good grade. "Would you like me to grade it now?"

"Yes, please!" Usagi replied, nodding fervently. A few minutes later, and the test was handed back to her: A C. Not the best, but good. With a yell of joy, Usagi promptly ran out of the class.

"Miss Tsukino, slow down!" Usagi, didn't listen however, of the sound of a trip, then a groan, came from outside.

"I'm okay..." Usagi groaned, getting up and walking out of the school. Once she was out, she let out a triumphant "WOO-HOO!"

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General Barracuda is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, it was FRIGHT night for 35 contestants in Bangkok, Thailand, as we spent the night in a Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! One by one, the contestants were getting captured by Springtrap, AKA, the Big Bad of the episode, who just ALSO happened to be the soul of one Master Coelaceanth, wanting to get revenge against Spongebob, Patrick, and ME!!!! But thanks to a certain genius named Keswick, he short-circuited the animatronics, and put an end to the challenge! Team Adversity, unable to prevent ANY member from getting captured, was the first team on the chopping block. Otto Rocket thought he would be gone for good, having only just apologized and made up to Suzie Carmichael for his past behavior, but Team S.R.R.R.C., for coming in second place, as a reward, decided to SPARE Otto, and eliminate Zim instead! Team S.R.R.R.C. themselves, were also on the chopping block, due to it being a double team elimination for one contestant on each team! The team TRIED to vote off Oonski OR Bulma, but Bulma had OTHER ideas! And by, 'Other ideas,' I mean, voting off Keswick, and using Anti-Timmy to do her dirty sabotaging work FOR her, so she wouldn't get hit with a penalty vote!"

Sniz says: "Bulma sure knows how to use loopholes to her advantage, but will they help her out in the next challenge? The reason I ask, is because we're going to India! Home of karma, reincarnation, the Ganges River, the Taj Mahal, Delhi and New Delhi, and Calcutta! If this show's previous episodes are any indication, someone is BOUND to be hurt by karma BADLY before the day is out, and another contestant will be sent packing! And you know what? I have a GOOD feeling that it WON'T be someone from Team Adversity! See if I'm right on today's episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I wonder what the exchange rate for rupees currently is?" / "Karma, Chameleon!" / For the umpteenth time, Team Retro is once again in First Class. Tigress is looking around at her familiar surroundings, and is quite bored with them. Tigress says: "At this point, they might as well rename 'First Class' what it REALLY is; 'Retro Class!' We seem to be the only TEAM that wins it!" Captain Retro sarcastically says: "Oh, I'm SO sorry Sniz put YOU onto the team that HAPPENS to be dominating a bunch of challenges! Would you rather have been put on Team Doom and have been sent off early?" And Tigress looks at him strangely. Captain Retro asks: "What? I can be sarcastic when I WANT to be!" Tigress says: "Excuse me for not knowing that. But you know that's NOT what I'm implying! Team S.R.R.R.C. isn't a worthy enough challenge for us, and don't even get me STARTED on Team Adversity! They're small enough to be called 'Eight is enough!' I mean, there were two team eliminations last time, and we STILL won!"

Captain Retro says: "Just remember, this is no time to relax. In fact, this is all the more reason why we NEED to remain vigilant. We're very lucky that we're not facing the turmoil the other two teams have." Po says: "Tell us why that is. I mean, BESIDES for the obvious reasons." Captain Retro says: "Team Adversity's biggest problem has been, and continues to remain, with each other. So far, they've had to contend with jokers and malcontents on their team. But they were FINALLY able to get rid of Zim the other day! That was their last malcontent!" Suzie asks: "So Team Adversity is suddenly going to become a super awesome force of unstoppable abilities?" Captain Retro says: "No, I'm just saying they are BOUND to be more competent, so we can't let our guard down! And that's not even the biggest issue, Keswick was sent packing after the last challenge! By all logic, HE should still be here, and Oonski should've been gone!" Daggett asks: "What are you saying?" Captain Retro says: "Well, it's come to my attention that Oonski the Great is trying to...hide something from me. He KNOWS that he shouldn't still be here, and he might know why!" Marlene says: "Well, we DID ask for Keswick to try to take out Bulma. Obviously, THAT didn't work out! It's sort of good because we don't have to pay $15,000 MORE to him, but it's also bad because Bulma is STILL irritating!" Captain Retro says: "Yes, I actually DO think Bulma might be involved! The problem is, she's technically CLEAN!!!! SHE wasn't the one who altered the vote results for Team S.R.R.R.C. last time. She's clean, and she knows it!"

Stimpy asks: "But does she KNOW who DID alter the votes to send Keswick off?" Captain Retro says: "That, I can't say for certain. I can't read Bulma's aura any more than I already have. She's sealing her BIG secrets away from me! We'll have to figure this out the old fashioned way, good old fashioned deduction! We eliminate who isn't responsible. And whoever remains, however improbable, must be the culprit responsible!" Rocko says: "That sounds like a good idea, Captain!" Wally says: "And as Admiral Wally, his smartness, I can TOTALLY get on the case!" Captain Retro says: "I agree, but you shouldn't do it alone! Robot, Globitha?!" Robot gasps and asks: "You ASKED for me?!" Captain Retro says: "Of course! I'm going to need the two of you to help Wally out to investigate Team S.R.R.R.C., you can't be TOO careful around them!" Globitha says: "Don't worry! We are on her like a Rocket takes to SURFING!!!!" Reggie asks: "Are you making fun of me?" Globitha scoffs and says: "It's just a JOKE, Reggie; lighten up!" Robot says: "With the three of us working together, we'll blow this case wide open in NO time!!!!"

(Confessional) Robot and Globitha are together. Robot says: "I've always wanted to do some investigative work. And best of all, I get to do it with Globitha!" Globitha says: "It will be SO romantic and interesting!" Robot says: "Well, at least it will be romantic!" / Captain Retro says: "I know a LOT about Bulma! I have seen every single uncut episode of Dragonball Z at least ONCE!!!! But having her around in person, has proven to be more than I ever could've bargained for. She's not as simple to figure out as I initially thought. There's more to her than brains and beauty, a LOT more! The way she behaves, it's almost like she's trying to compensate for something. I'm just SAYING!!!!" / Wally says: "I'm enjoying this season a lot. Mainly, because I get to shed this image of being a goofy Rocket Monkey, and show everyone that I can be a VERY good contestant in terms of show longevity, and relevance! This will be another instance of me proving my worth to my team!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, in normal class, Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. seem almost resigned to the destination of normal class. Randolph sighs and says: "Well, here we are, yet again!" Dog says: "Yeah, but I'm still with you. And I KNOW, that we can get back in First class again! I mean, Zim is finally gone! Anything is possible!" Otto says: "I'm definitely starting to believe that. I honestly thought I was gone for GOOD last time! But seeing as how I'm still here, I must still have a purpose for which I'm needed for, something I need to prove."

Phoebe is irritated, and she says: "If it had been up to ME, you WOULD have been gone last time! How DARE you try to use me to make Suzie jealous!! HONESTLY!! Is that how you try to solve ALL your problems?! I'm just glad that you didn't REALLY have an attraction to me!!!!" Otto says: "Look, I'm sorry about that! I just really have a difficult time apologizing to people. I'm not used to it, okay?! It isn't easy for me to admit I was wrong! But that jerky behavior is all in the past now, okay? I'm going to straighten up, and be a team player! Besides, you know what I think this team's BIGGEST problem has been?" Patrick asks: "What is that?" Otto says: "You guys KEEP targeting the WRONG contestant to vote off! Why else do you think our numbers have dwindled so low? If we had gotten rid of ZIM a lot sooner, we wouldn't BE in the situation that we are in now!" Spongebob asks: "Are you absolutely SURE of that?!" Otto admits: "Okay, no! I just think that we have a better SHOT at winning today's challenge! Our luck is going to get better! Things can only go UP for us!" Skipper says: "That might be the most optimistic thing you've said this season so far!" King Julien says: "Very observant observation! May I kiss you while you tell me how REGAL I am?" Skipper says: "I'll let you hug me!" King Julien says: "Deal!" And when King Julien gives Skipper a big hug, Skipper can't help but smile! (Confessional)

Phoebe says: "I'm not sure whether to believe Otto or not. Given his track record, I would lean towards, 'No.' However, if he proves me wrong, and shows an honest effort toward being a better person, than maybe I can forgive him. Doesn't mean I have to FORGET what he tried to do! Arnold has told me to live and let live, but my personal motto is; forgive, but NEVER forget!" / Otto says: "Being spared the chopping block last time, was a REALLY big surprise to me! I didn't think I could stick around, that Team S.R.R.R.C. would see me as a threat! But apparently, their hatred of Zim was BIGGER than their fear of me! That will prove to be a BIG mistake for them, as I will dominate over them in this upcoming challenge!" / Skipper says: "Look, I REALLY like King Julien right now, okay? I'm just don’t want to get into a relationship with HIM again! So many people, not just in the competition, got SUPER upset by it! So, you can understand my reluctance to be linked with him, again!" / Patrick says: "I'll grant Otto one thing, and that is, things seem to be a LOT calmer without Zim around! Of course, EVERYTHING seems calmer without Zim around, but that should go without saying!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team S.R.R.R.C. is still confused about what happened in the last challenge. Bulma however, is NOT in the discussion. Dudley says: "Okay, I am completely serious, who here tried to vote off Keswick, show of hands?!" And nobody raises their hand. Dudley says: "That's what I thought! Zarbon, do you have any idea as to WHY Keswick would take the drop of shame?!" Zarbon says: "Look, personally, I could care LESS about what happened to Keswick. But in terms of MY game plan, I would have kept him on longer. I wanted Oonski OFF!" Oonski shouts: "HEY!!!!" Zarbon says: "Hey! At least I don't keep my intended targets a secret like Bulma DOES!!!! She wouldn't even tell ME who she was going to vote for! Bulma has something to HIDE from me, not to mention all of YOU!!!" Buhdeuce says: "That makes sense, given how Bulma NEVER divulges anything to us, not even when we ask her NICELY!" Gonard says: "You would THINK that saying, 'pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top' would clinch it, but not for Bulma!" Taotie says: "Face the facts! You guys don't know ANYTHING about women!" Zarbon rolls his eyes, scoffs, and sarcastically asks: "So YOU do?!!! I'm the only one HERE who has an ACTUAL girlfriend, no offense, Gonard!" Gonard, uncertain, says: "None taken?" Taotie says: "I do SO know about women! I HAVE been married, remember?" Chameleon asks: "Can you SHOW us PROOF of this woman, sometime?!!! For all that you TALK about her, we have YET to learn her name!" Taotie says: "Are you DOUBTING me?!!!"

Heffer says: "Well, your story DOES sound a little sketchy." Monster says: "Exactly! Either put up, or shut up!" Taotie says: "Fine! My wife was named Maggie May, she was a warthog, just like me. About the same height, same weight, AND the mother of Bing Zao! Here is her picture!" And Taotie produces a picture of a decidedly unpleasant looking, female warthog! Zarbon says: "Sheesh! She looks almost as UGLY as you do!" Taotie says: "Yeah, well, that's not why I left her." Heffer asks: "Why then?" Taotie says: "I can't STAND to hear the snoring!" Heffer says: "Fair enough!" Oonski asks: "Can we get back to the REAL topic here, PLEASE?!!! Zarbon just ADMITTED that he tried to vote me OFF!!!!" Gonard says: "It wasn't just him, a lot of us tried to vote you off! We were VERY surprised to see you still safe!" Monster says: "Honestly, it's like you're trying to HIDE something from us! Spill it!" Oonski admits: "Look, I don't KNOW why I'm still safe! But if you really must know, I...used to be in this relationship with a girl I knew about 18 years ago, when I was 24. Now that I'm 42, I'm just thinking. You know, I got really special with that girl. But...I left her because I didn't want to be tied down. I'm a Viking, and I just CRAVE adventure! I didn't want to get tied down with responsibilities! But, I sometimes wonder; suppose I had a child with her. He'd be about 18 now. And I can't help but think, I see a lot of myself in Daggett. I wonder if...no, I don't have a son. I would know! Wouldn't I?" (Confessional)

Dudley says: "I don't like Keswick being gone. He was the genius in the T.U.F.F. alliance. Don't get me wrong, I feel very confident about my own intelligence, and I feel confident about the skills Chameleon has! I'm just nervous about Bulma! I just KNOW she is SOMEHOW, responsible for Keswick being gone! And if she can take out Keswick, what message does that send for the REST of us?! Until I know more, I'm going to lay low and not target Bulma for a while. I can't be too careful!" / Zarbon says: "Up until now, I thought and cared NOTHING about what Bulma wanted! What matters is what I want! But for her to outright ignore MY sound advice like THAT?!!! Telling me that she wouldn't VOTE off Oonski if he were the LAST target on Earth?!!! Look, I don't CARE if Keswick and some of those other LOSERS tried to vote you OFF! You just don't use Anti-Timmy to do your dirty work for you like THAT!! If Oonski costs us another challenge, it will be Bulma's fault, not MINE!!!!" / Gonard says: "You know, I think I am officially OVER Bulma by this point! It's no WONDER Yamcha broke up with HER!! Even an eternal LOSER deserves better than that!" / Taotie says: "Look, I'm not saying I married Maggie because I was desperate...okay, I was. But honestly, I could've done a LOT worse! I could've married Bulma!" / Oonski says: "The only thing WORSE than being a Viking who isn't successful in being a seafarer, is being a Viking who can't even sea fare! Anyone who wants to be a Viking, needs to be a Viking without obligations! So I've got to be single! It's that simple!" (End Confessional)

Fondue asks: "Please, can I announce it just this once?" Sniz sighs and says: "Fine, tell them!" Fondue says: "All right! Relevance!" Fondue activates the intercom and says: "Attention contestants, we will be landing in the historic city of Calcutta India, known to locals as Kolkata India; heaven knows WHY! Anyways, we're going to be visiting the Taj Mahal, and the Ganges River! More details about this challenge will be revealed later!" Sniz sighs and says: "I'm sure that people in India would want EVERYONE to call it Kolkata! And they also call it the Ganga River!" General Barracuda says: "This is precisely WHY we don't let you do the announcements!" As the intercom turns off, Bulma walks in and asks: "Isn't it GREAT to be HERE, and NOT eliminated, like Keswick?!!! Just goes to show you how VALUABLE I am! And NOT a disposable TRAITOR like Keswick!!!!" Dudley says: "Drop the innocent/nice act! We KNOW you are responsible for Keswick's elimination SOMEHOW!!!! And when we prove it, you are going to GET it!!!!" Bulma sarcastically says: "I am SO scared...is what I WOULD say if ANY of you were an ACTUAL threat to me!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!" And Bulma walks away. Zarbon groans and says: "Even I have to admit, she is ASKING for it!" Gonard says: "At least you're on the same page we are!" Dudley says: "It's going to take some strange work of karma to keep Bulma around!" Chameleon says: "Do you think we can do a good job of working together today?"

Buhdeuce says: "We should. Why wouldn't we?" Chameleon says: "I've done the research. The Taj Mahal isn't even anywhere NEAR Calcutta! It's in Agra, India. And the Ganges River is like 180 miles AWAY from Calcutta! I mean, its simple GEOGRAPHY people!" Heffer says: "Well, I guess we'll see as soon as we get to Calcutta, what it's all about." (Confessional) Zarbon says: "I would REALLY want to show Bulma what I think about her, is what I WOULD say if I weren't scared that Vegeta might come to beat me up! I almost lost my life! I don't want to LOSE my beauty!" / Chameleon says: "Back when I used to be alone all the time, and not have any friends, I needed to do something to pass the time, so I researched geography. Pretty good call, seeing as how we're going to India. It's going to come in handy, especially if we have to do a RACE challenge!" / Dudley says: "Whatever happens, all I want is for Chameleon to be safe. He's accumulated so much good karma, he DEFINITELY doesn't deserve to be eliminated now!" / Bulma says: "I know a lot of the contestants WANT to eliminate me! But they won't; especially NOT when I demonstrate how generous and altruistic I can be, when I volunteer to put myself on the line for ALL the challenges we will face today! I know how to avoid karma, you just got to give it what it wants, and then it leaves you around. Genius brains, that is why I'm going to WIN!!!!" (End Confessional)

General Barracuda announces the intercom and says: "Attention contestants, we're making our final approach to Calcutta! When we land, you'll know why the Taj Mahal is now here, and why we have to go to the Ganges River! It will all make sense, soon enough!" Norbert says: "At last, we will get all our answers!" Daggett asks: "So, does that include finding out who my REAL father is?" Norbert says: "Who knows? Anything is possible!!!!" And the landing gear touches down! General Barracuda says: "All right; we're in India now. We're going to take a break before we start today's challenge. But be sure to come back, for today's episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Come back!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants all get out of the plane, but they are ALL surprised to see the Taj Mahal in Calcutta, India! Tigress says: "Honestly, I expected we would NOT see this!" Bulma says: "Yeah? What's the deal? Did someone make a wish on the Dragonballs to transport the Taj Mahal from Agra, India to HERE?!!!" Sniz says: "I wish! The fact of the matter is, the REAL Taj Mahal is currently under paint and construction renovation, nobody is allowed to mess with it. However, we managed to convince the Fairy Godparents to poof up a replica right here, in Calcutta, India. It works out just FINE for us, because it means one less stop for us today." Reggie says: "I'm all for convenience, so tell us what the Taj Mahal and the Ganges River have to do with today's challenge?" Sniz says: "Everything! Since you asked so nicely! Today is a VERY special challenge I like to call, White Weddings and Karma Chameleons!" Dudley says: "You must feel pretty special right about now, Chameleon! You have an episode named after you!" Chameleon says: "More like I was NAMED after the song! My parents were lame; they liked the song Karma Chameleon so much, they named me Chameleon AFTER that song!" Kaput says: "Tough luck for you!"

Buhdeuce asks: "And just WHY, are you named Kaput?!" Kaput says: "Because I make civilizations go KAPUT for your sole information! I happen to be an expert in galactic dominating!" Zarbon shouts: "Are you NUTS?!!! Because if you're a galactic conqueror, than I'm a cow like Heffer!!!!" Heffer moans and shouts: "I'm a STEER!!!! Why is it that everybody gets that WRONG?!!!" Globitha gasps and says: "Did you say WEDDINGS?!!!" (Confessional)

Globitha says: "O.M.G.!!!! It has ALWAYS been my dream to have a white wedding at the Taj Mahal! Granted, I'd like it to be the real one, but a replica will work just as well! I even wrote my own vows to take with Robot Default! It wasn't easy to translate into binary code, but I did it! Of course, I also wrote it out in Klingon and Vulcan, depending on which race Robot identifies more with!" / Chameleon says: "Since I don't have a special name like Dudley, I've always been counted on to make something special of myself. The trouble is, I was never given any direction in my life. I think that's probably why I turned thievery and villainy at first. It might have been negative, but at least it got me recognition! But ever since Dudley has shown that I can get love and attention without being a villain, it's gotten so that I don't even miss the bad guy lifestyle anymore! Still, I don't think it automatically equals a good sign that this episode might possibly be NAMED after me! After all, more competent contestants have been taken out by thinking their luck was FAR better than it actually was! Therefore, I'm going to try to keep my head low and my mouth shut if I possibly can." / Rocko says: "Because Heffer is a bovine, there are many who call Heffer a 'cow,' by mistake. But it's not a good idea to make fun of cows in India. People in this country view cows as sacred. Zarbon is in DANGEROUS territory!" /

Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Come ON!!!! How was I supposed to know Heffer would get offended if I accidentally called him a COW? I'm not a MIND reader, you know! If I was, I wouldn't need to depend on the brains of one Bulma Briefs to get me through this game!" / Robot says: “Are we actually going to HAVE to get married?!” (End Confessional) King Julien asks: "Are Skipper and I going to get married for real?!" General Barracuda comes running up and says: "NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and NO!!!! I'd kill myself and leave you all stranded here before I'd allow THAT to happen!" Sniz looks at General Barracuda and asks: "You're serious, aren't you?" General Barracuda says: "Have I ever NOT been?!" (Confessional) Sniz sighs and says: "Story of my life. I come up with a GOOD idea, and right off the bat, I get thousands of complaints from people for even THINKING about it! So much for the extraordinary ratings!" / General Barracuda says: "Someone had to step up and put their foot down! And since nobody else was going to do it, I did! Someone has to keep a steady plane, and I'm the only one qualified for the job!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Sorry, King Julien, but because SOMEBODY named 'HORATIO' doesn't LIKE that idea; I'm afraid you and Skipper don't get to live happily ever after! You can THANK 'Horatio' for that!"

General Barracuda asks: "Why do you got to say my name all snarky like that?" Sniz says: "So people will know WHERE to place the blame for all this! Besides, I happen to have a Plan B to bring in the ratings for this little challenge!!" And Team Retro looks at each other worriedly! (Confessional) Stimpy asks: "Did Sniz just say he had a Plan B?!" / Reggie shudders and says: "We are going to be in such BIG, huge TROUBLE!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Back by ultra-popular demand, having her hair wished away, burned away, breaking every bone in her body, and even being BANISHED from the competition couldn't stop her, the one and only, Angelica Pickles!!!!" And Otto and Suzie SCREAM in horror when they see a FULLY restored Angelica Pickles with her hair all grown back in! Angelica Pickles smirks and says a few simple words. "Suzie, you are GOING to be DEAD!!!! Otto, I will publicly HUMILIATE you for dumping ME on national TV!!!!" Marlene asks: "How is SHE possibly back here?!!! She got BANNED!!!! Or did you have your personal lawyer JONATHAN bend the rules just for YOU again?!!!" In a surprise, Angelica laughs loudly and says: "Bigger, MUCH bigger!!!! I'm in league with the most POWERFUL Nickelodeon villain EVER, and his NAME is Dai Shi!!!!" Confused, Tigress asks: "Who's Dai Shi?"

Captain Retro says: "The big bad of Power Rangers Jungle Fury. He possessed Jarrod and came very close to decimating the Earth in his selfish pursuit for power to get what he wanted! Trouble is, Dai Shi should be dead!" Angelica says: "Should be, but ISN'T! Thanks to the magic of Master Vile, he resurrected Dai Shi before SOMEBODY skewered Master Vile!" Dog correcting, says: "Two somebodies, I did do the steering, but Larry provided the muscle that helped propel the ship that took Master Vile down." Phoebe asks: "What's your STUPID plan that's inevitably going to fail like it ALWAYS does, going to be THIS time, Angelica?!!!" Angelica gets a VERY evil look and says: "That's the beauty of it! I've got the most PERFECT plan in the HISTORY of plans! I call it the, 'I get to stay and play or Dai Shi will destroy Bombay plan!!!!" Monster says: "They call it Mumbai now, get with the program!" Buhdeuce says: "Besides, we're in Calcutta, which isn't anywhere NEAR Bombay!!" Angelica screams: "IRRELEVANT!!!! I know how much goodie two shoes you guys happen to be, and if you don't want MILLIONS of innocent LIVES destroyed by Dai Shi, then I get to STAY, PLAY, and WIN!!!!" Otto disgustedly says: "You're DESPICABLE!!!!" Angelica smirks and says: "Thank you! But you’ve seen NOTHING yet!!!! Wait until you hear which TEAM I'm on!!!!" Suzie prays and says: "Don't say Team Retro, DON'T say Team Retro!!!!" Angelica says: "Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool!!!!" Suzie takes a deep breath of relief and says: "WHEW!!!!"

Taotie says: "And why does the malcontent get to join us?" Angelica answers: "Part of my contract rules, and I get to partner with WHOEVER I want, and I will GET ZARBON!!!!!!!!" Zarbon shouts: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!" Angelica pulls Zarbon to her and says: "You're the only guy in the entire universe who is prettier and more devious than me! You join forces with me, and together we can even overthrow Freeza!" Zarbon hollowly says: "You have no idea, NO idea how powerful Freeza can be!" Angelica scoffs and says: "If he's anything like General Barracuda or Master Coelaceanth, than I can take him!" Zarbon shakes his head and says: "No you can't. It is a BAD idea to think so highly of yourself, when you have no right to." Angelica says: "If he thinks he's so special, than why did he send YOU to do his dirty work for HIM?!!! He CANNOT be that scary!" Zarbon scoffs and says: "Believe what you want to believe. But I don't have to justify Freeza's strength to ANYBODY, least of all to YOU!!!!" Sniz says: "As for the rest of you, each team will have to get an amount of already determined number of couples across the Ganges River!" Dudley asks: "We're going to have to cross the Ganges River?" Sniz says: "Correct! But first, the couples will be paired off! One contestant, using a megaphone, will shout out the directions to the other one to get through a wedding maze, to find a wedding dress." Robot asks: "Why will one contestant need to shout?"

Sniz says: "Because the other person will be blindfolded! And removing your blindfold results in AUTOMATIC elimination, Angelica!!!!" Angelica just growls angrily in response!!!! Sniz says:  “Only the couples who get their wedding dress will get to cross the Ganges! And teams, you're going to want to have as many couples as possible. Because whichever team successfully gets the most couples across the Ganges, wins the challenge for your team! The team that gets the least amount of couples across the Ganges, will face a DOUBLE elimination for their team! And Team I am Really, Really, Really, Cool; do think carefully if you DO have to vote two somebodies off! Do you REALLY want to have blood on your hands in case Angelica ISN'T bluffing about her boast?” (Confessional)

Zarbon says: "Angelica has no right to take me when she doesn't even care a THING about me! She's just using me in order to get back at Otto! That's all this is about! I could care LESS about her vendetta! She nearly DESTROYED Team Retro! I'm NOT going to let her do the same thing to ME!!!!" / Angelica smirks and says: "Otto and Suzie, welcome to the corner of PAY and BACK!!!!!!!!!!!" / Suzie says: "On the one hand, thank the Hindu GODS that Angelica is NOT on Team Retro again! On the other hand, this is NOT going to be good for Otto's anger problems! He must be FURIOUS that Angelica is trying to cuddle up to ZARBON! Heaven knows WHY!!!!" / Otto says: "Oh, Angelica is GOOD, alright! But she's WAY out of her league if she's going to try to win Zarbon over! I don't think anybody can really win Zarbon over, not even BULMA!!!! And she's tried harder than anybody! Angelica is going to be in for a world of hurt she can't POSSIBLY imagine if she's not careful!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And before I forget, there's this!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Angelica screams: "You're STILL doing this?!!! I thought you would've cut this OUT by now!" Sniz says: "Not a chance! We SAID this season was going to feature at least ONE song in every episode, and it's going to, because it's MY show, and if you DON'T sing, Angelica, you're OUT! Dai Shi, or NO Dai Shi!" Angelica mutters to herself: "I should've agreed to PAY Jonathan's fees so that I wouldn't have to sing, but NO!!!!"

Genre: Punk. Sub-Genre: Billy Idol. Song: "White Wedding." Sung by: Cast! / Otto Rocket: "Hey, little sister, what have you done?" Angelica: "Hey, little sister, who's the only one?" Taotie: "Hey, little sister, who's your Superman?" Kaput: "Hey, little sister, who's the one you want?" Oonski: "Hey, little sister, shotgun!" Rocko: "It's a nice day to start again." Reggie: "It's a nice day for a white wedding!" Angelica: "It's a nice day to start again!" Monster: "Hey, little sister, who is it you're with?" Team Retro: "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Tigress: "Hey, little sister, what's your vice or wish?" Sniz and General Barracuda: "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Sanjay: "Hey, little sister, shotgun, oh yeah." Captain Retro: "Hey, little sister, who's your Superman?" Marlene: "Hey, little sister, shotgun!" Robot: "It's a nice day to start again." Globitha: "It's a nice day for a white wedding." Monster: "It's a nice day to start again, ow!" (Guitar Solo) Patrick: "Pick it up!" Spongebob: "Take me back home, yeah!" Buhdeuce: "Hey, little sister, what have you done?" Team Adversity: "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Phoebe: "Hey, little sister, who's the only one?" Stimpy: "Only, only, only one." Angelica: "I've been away for so long." Heffer: "So long." Zarbon: "I've been away for so long." Gonard: "So long." Wally: "I let you go for so long." Dog: "It's a nice day to start again." Randolph: "Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding!" General Barracuda: "It's a nice day to start again, ow!" Otto: "There is nothing fair in this world, baby." Zarbon: "There is nothing safe in this world." Rocko: "And there's nothing sure in this world." Taotie: "And there's nothing pure in this world." Bulma: "Look for something left in this world!" General Barracuda: "Start again!" Skipper: "Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding, wow!" King Julien: "It's a nice day to start again! It's a nice day to start again! It's a nice day to start again!" / And the epic song ends.

Sniz says: "The obstacle course for the couples to get their wedding dresses will take place in the Taj Mahal. Here's who the partners will be, as follows. For Team Adversity, Dog and Randolph; Skipper and Julien, Patrick and Phoebe, and Spongebob?" Spongebob asks: "Yes." Sniz says: "Before I forget, I have a belated award for Otto Rocket. Since he so selflessly sacrificed himself to save Suzie in the last challenge, Otto gets Suzie as a partner! Which means that YOU, Spongebob, get transferred back to Team Retro!" Spongebob and Suzie both say: "YES!!!!" Angelica screams: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I know what Sniz is trying to do; he's trying to trick me into getting angry enough so that I start hitting people, rack up the penalty votes, and get myself eliminated! The trouble is, his plan has a good chance of WORKING!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Awesome! I'm back on my own team! Who says that miracles don't happen?!"/ Suzie says: "I know it's wrong, but I hope I get to keep a copy of today's show, just to see the completely PRICELESS expression on Angelica's face when she found out I got to be with Otto!" / Otto says: "After every single thing that Angelica has tried to put me and Suzie through, she deserves THIS kind of karmic punishment for all the nasty things that she's ever said, done, or thought about doing!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Team I am absolutely and completely cool, your partners are Angelica and Zarbon, Bulma and Gonard, Dudley and Chameleon, and Taotie and Kaput!!!!" Taotie asks: "Excuse me?!!!" Sniz says: "Don't worry! KAPUT is the one who has to wear the dress!" Kaput angrily says: "But I HATE wearing dresses! And also cute things, but I do NOT wear dresses!" Sniz says: "You can drop out of the challenge if you WANT to, but it might cost your team the win, and then they might hate/eliminate you!" Kaput groans and asks: "Got anything in a Versaci?" Sniz says: "Beats me. And Team Retro, your couples are Captain Retro and Marlene, Po and Tigress, Rocko and Reggie, Robot and Globitha, Norbert and Daggett!" Buhdeuce says: "But Team Retro has 14 contestants! How come only ten of them have to participate in the challenge?!" Sniz says: "Did I ever say they weren't going to?! The others will still have to cross the river, they just won't be participating in the wedding dress challenge. Same goes for the three Team S.R.R.R.C. contestants who aren't competing." Buhdeuce says: "Okay, I was just checking!" /

Globitha says: "I'm really excited! Do you want to know why? With Ogo's help, I applied to be an official justice of the peace over the Internet, and unlike King Julien, I have the certificate of acceptance to prove it! I want to get hitched to Robot!" Marlene says: "Uh-huh, and how does Robot feel about this?" Globitha says: "Come on! Robot likes me!" Wally says: "Yes, but does he like you enough to want to be married to you?" Globitha says: "I think he does. I mean, it's not like I invade his personal space whenever he wants some alone time! I'm respectful of what he wants!" Stimpy says: "Just make sure you let him know that, before you try to say 'I do.'" Globitha says: "Will do!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "Globitha kind of reminds me of Lil, because, the way Lil is crazy for me, is the same way Globitha is crazy for Robot. The thing is, Robot doesn't have the same level of confidence that I do. Robot isn't used to having things go his way. I just want to make sure that Globitha is getting married to Robot for all the right reasons, and not the wrong ones." / Marlene says: "The wedding dresses are SO beautiful! I mean, satin green with rubies on them?! The women in India know how to dress for weddings!" /

Globitha says: "The course of love never runs smooth, but it definitely runs deep! And my love for Robot runs undeniably deep! He's just GOT to feel the same way about me! Right?" / Robot says: "I'm not sure if I'm ready for such a long term commitment. Sure, it would impress my family, but I'm not sure I want to give up my freedom just yet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see how well Globitha does in this challenge." (End Confessional) The selected contestants, who have to get wedding dresses, are all blindfolded, and their partners holding megaphones ready to shout out directions! Sniz says: "The obstacle course awaits those of you who have been brave enough to be blindfolded! Only the contestants who get their wedding dresses before time runs out will get to proceed to the next part of the challenge. And while most of the obstacles are wedding party oriented, there are a few...OTHER surprises as well, just to keep you on your toes!" Marlene sarcastically says: "I can HARDLY wait!" Sniz says: "And...GO!!!!" Randolph, Julien, Phoebe, Suzie, Angelica, Bulma, Chameleon, Kaput, Marlene, Tigress, Reggie, Globitha, and Daggett begin wandering through the obstacle course, completely blindfolded and relying on the instructions of their partners! Otto shouts: "Duck the pinata! Swerve left from the bat! Jump over the beach ball! Bend under the limbo bar!" And Suzie manages to follow all of Otto's instructions to the letter. Zarbon however, feels no obligation to give Angelica any ACTUAL help, and has a sly look on his face.

Zarbon shouts: "Jump up into the air! (BIFF!!!!) Swerve right! (WHACK!!!!) Walk straight ahead! (TRIP!!!!) Keep your head held up high!!!!" (KLONK!!!!) Angelica finally gets fed up and screams: "What are you TRYING to do?!!! Get me SENT to the hospital and OUT of the competition?!!! Do you not CARE about the MILLIONS of LIVES Dai Shi will DESTROY if I'm eliminated?!!!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and shouts: "PLEASE!!!! Do you honestly TAKE me for a guy who CARES?!!! Under Freeza's orders, I've had to watch the slaughtering of THOUSANDS of millions of innocent lives! You're going to have to do a LOT better than mere millions in order to make ME worry!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I cannot BELIEVE Zarbon!!!! Who is willing to gamble with the lives of millions?! I'm amazed by Zarbon's total callousness! But if he THINKS that he will get me eliminated, he is SO wrong!!!! I've gone through FAR too much to get myself sent home!!!! I am going to WIN this season even if it really DOES kill somebody!!!!" / Zarbon says: "Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE it if my team had first class immunity! But when it comes right down to it, I HATE Angelica more than I NEED safety! So any chance I get to make her life miserable, I'm going to take it! Plus, it PROVES that I'm faithful to my girlfriend!" (End Confessional) In contrast to all the shouting going on, Robot doesn't even bother to use the megaphone to help out Globitha. Robot merely mutters: "Duck. Turn left, jump, and keep on walking, because you're short." Globitha shouts: "You're going to have to speak up, Robot! I can't HEAR you!"

(Confessional) Robot says: "This whole love relationship thing is SO confusing to my circuitry. My logic board dictates that any one contestant who pursues a love interest during a season of competition, often doesn't make it all the way to the Final Three at the end of the season. Sure, some who HAVE been in relationships have made it there, but there were many MORE contestants who didn't! And honestly, I'm not really sure if I want to win the money, or the girl more. If Globitha can still win even WITHOUT my help, I would be truly amazed!" (End Confessional) While most contestants are pretty competent about their direction getting, Gonard is confused and flustered, knowing about Bulma's high standards." Gonard shouts: "Okay. Walk, walk, walk, and jump! Now, turn right!" (SPLAT!!!!) And Bulma walks right into a gigantic wedding cake! Gonard shouts: "Sorry! I meant MY right!" Bulma shouts: "What was THAT?!!! Don't you even KNOW basic DIRECTIONS?!!!" Gonard asks: "What's the big deal? It's just cake!" Bulma sarcastically retorts: "Oh. ‘Just cake? JUST CAKE?!!!’ I GAINED ten OUNCES just by TOUCHING it!!!!" Then Bulma actually SMELLS the cake, and she says: "Wait! Is that Raspberry Vanilla?! With a hint of mint and LEMON?!!!" And Bulma excitedly dives into the cake and begins eating it! (Confessional) Bulma is eating some of the wedding cake off of a plate and says: "Sweet, wonderful, glorious CAKE!!!! Where have you BEEN all my life?!!!" / Wally says: "While I may not be able to help my other team-mates win this challenge, I can still use this time to find out the truth about Oonski!" (End Confessional)

Wally goes up to Oonski, and Wally casually says: "You know, I've been thinking about the eventual team merge. You know it's going to happen sooner or later." Oonski asks: "Well, what about it?" Wally says: "I was just thinking it might be helpful if we learned more about each other sooner, rather than later, in case we make an alliance together. For instance, my brother Gus, has always been insanely jealous of the fact that I have consistently gotten higher scores at the Rocket hero program than HE did! I also found out that in space, no one can hear you take a shower!" Oonski says: "Interesting. You know what? My real name isn't Oonski the Great; it's Oonski Doofuski! It got changed at customs! And you know what the really FUNNY part is? One time, I was in love with this girl, and she said if WE ever had a child, she'd GIVE child my original last name as his MIDDLE name! Like THAT would ever happen!" And Wally gasps at this revelation! Wally asks: "Any idea why Bulma is keeping you?" Oonski says: "Probably because I'm strong! Bulma seems to have a fondness for tough guys who do WHATEVER she wants! I may not like her loud mouth, but her genius brain ALMOST cancels it out!" Wally says: "Well, thank you for sharing that with me. I'll keep it in mind for future reference!" Oonski says: "Yeah, you do that!" (Confessional) Wally asks: "Is Daggett Doofus Beaver the biological child of Oonski?! It sure would explain a lot! Daggett and Norbert DESERVE to know the truth about this!" (End Confessional)

Taotie looks away from the wedding course, and turns to Oonski. Taotie asks: "Were you just fraternizing with the enemy?" Oonski says: "An enemy is just a lackey who hasn't gotten to know how awesome I am. Besides, we won't be enemies forever, we will merge someday!" Taotie says: "Well, until that day COMES, I want YOU to keep your eyes open and your mouth SHUT!!!!" Oonski defiantly says: "I don't think you tell ME what to do! Besides, I think you should keep your eyes open on the COURSE!!!!" Taotie quickly looks back, and sees Kaput walking through an open collection of potholes in the course! Taotie shouts: "Watch out! You're walking through a bonanza of holes!" Kaput stops and asks: "Holes? What kind of holes?" Taotie says: "Judging by the dimensions, mole holes!" Kaput shouts: "MOLES?!!! I'm allergic to MOLES!!!!" And almost right then, moles quickly emerge out of their holes, and start swarming all over Kaput, causing him to swell up to about five times his size. During the onslaught, the blindfolded contestants start crossing over the finish line. Tigress, Marlene, Randolph, Julien, Phoebe, Suzie, Reggie, Bulma, Chameleon, Daggett, and even Angelica cross over the finish line! Sniz says: "General Barracuda, I don't think Kaput is in any shape to continue this challenge, please have him checked out with Fondue, like, right NOW!!!!" General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: "Fine, whatever! I just better get paid extra for this!" And General Barracuda knocks all the moles off of Kaput, and the General picks the bloated Kaput up. General Barracuda sighs at how heavy Kaput is.

General Barracuda says: "The things I do to earn a paycheck." And General Barracuda takes Kaput away. Sniz says: "Well, I guess that's everyone who's going to get--." And in the fastest of instances, before anyone can even blink, Globitha ZOOMS from where she is, to her wedding DRESS!!!! And Sniz gasps and shocked, says: "Hitched?" And Robot gasps in SHOCK!!!! (Confessional) Robot, bewildered, asks: "WHAT?!!! Does she, like, have some CREEPY wedding dress RADAR installed in her BODY?!!!" / Globitha says: "I KNEW getting that CREEPY wedding dress radar installed in my body was a GOOD idea! Thank YOU, Ogo!!!!" Sniz says: "I guess that means all the couples will get to cross." Taotie says: "But Kaput didn't cross!" Sniz says: "True. So, you'll be paired up with Oonski instead!" Oonski sarcastically says: "That's freaking fantastic!!!!" Taotie asks: "How do you think I feel about it?!!!" Sniz says: "We gotta take a break. But when we come back, we'll be at the Ganges River, and the couples will be ready to cross the threshold, so to speak, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the 'wedding' couples as well as the other contestants, are standing in front of the Ganges River. Po says: "The Ganges River sure is wider than I thought it would be!" Tigress says: "And a whole lot wetter! Try not to drop me when we cross it!" Po rolls his eyes and asks: "Would I ever do that, on PURPOSE?!!!" Captain Retro says: "I could've told you THAT!!!!" Taotie asks: "Is Kaput well enough to do this challenge?" Sniz says: "Until the swelling from his allergic reaction to that mole onslaught goes down, he's in no condition to do any challenge! Thankfully, Oonski will get to carry you across the Ganges, meaning YOU get to wear the dress!" Taotie shouts: "WHAT?!!! Why ME?!!!" Oonski says: "Obviously, because the dress won't FIT me! I'm way too big!" Taotie grabs the dress, puts it on, and Taotie sarcastically says: "Lucky me! Just be thankful that my WANTING to win up to $44.44 million outweighs the sense of humiliation that I'm feeling right now!" Daggett says: "I feel completely ridiculous in this wedding dress getup! Why can't Treeflower do this?!" Norbert asks: "In HER condition? She's seven months pregnant, remember?!" Daggett rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "Forgive ME for not having a steel trap memory like YOU do!!!!" Oonski glances at Daggett, and his eyes turn into pink hearts! Oonski exclaims: "No WAY!!!! Is it YOU?!" Daggett asks: "Me, who?" Oonski drops Taotie, and zooms over to Daggett! Taotie shakes his head in bewilderment, and wonders what just happened.

(Confessional) Taotie says: "Okay; I'm no expert, but in all wedding ceremonies, not counting ones by Mormons and people living in Arabic countries, each husband only gets ONE mate to marry; just ONE!! What could HE possibly see in Daggett?!" / Oonski says: "Why didn't I ever notice it BEFORE?! The girl I left 18 years ago, has been IN the competition this whole time, and she STILL looks amazing! I HAD to talk to her!" / Daggett says: "Oonski, interested in me? Things are starting to get PRETTY confusing!" (End Confessional)

Oonski lovingly says: "Baby, I know it's been almost two decades, but let's focus on the good times we've had together. All the romantic cruises I've taken you on, the raids you watched me take on the holes of Montezuma and the shores of Tripoli, that little get away in Bora Bora. You KNOW you still love me?" Daggett confused, asks: "Love you? I don't even really know you!" Oonski says: "Don't BE like that! I know I left you a long time ago, but we can start over as if nothing ever happened! Come on! Tell me how you HONESTLY feel about me!" Daggett says: "I feel you're barking up the wrong tree. I already HAVE a significant other!" Oonski asks: "But is he BIG and strong like me?" Norbert says: "Actually, yes. And he's NOT being all WEIRD like you!" Oonski asks: "How am I being WEIRD?! I'm trying to catch up with my girl! I haven't seen her in about 18 years!" Daggett says: "Okay, now I KNOW you're crazy! I'm ONLY 18 years old! How could YOU love me?!" Wally loudly says: "Captain Retro, I've figured out what Oonski is hiding! He's Daggett Doofus Beaver's biological father!!!!" Oonski leans in and almost KISSES Daggett, but Oonski screeches to a stop and yells: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Oonski is stunned and says: "I have a SON?!!!" / Daggett asks: "That Viking is my biological father?!!! Well, it would explain that fascination I had with Viking ships that I had when I was six." / Norbert shakes his head and says: "Oonski, you have some SERIOUS issues, and you are SO dead with your team!" (End Confessional)

Oonski stammers and says: "B-b-but I...didn't know, I HAD a son!!!!" Norbert says: "How could you NOT know?!!! Even I knew Daggett wasn't my biological brother! His mother, my step-mother, used to talk about her old Viking boyfriend tons of times, and how you walked out on her when she started talking about the possibility of having a child! How could you just ABANDON a lady like that?!" Oonski protests: "So it's MY fault?! I'm NOT a mind reader! How was I supposed to know my girlfriend was expecting?! I thought she was KIDDING!!" Norbert says: "Who kids about having a child?! And F.Y.I., don't answer that! You may have sailed the seven seas, but you know NOTHING about having a close connection to a family! I've been more loyal to Daggett the past 18 years, than you've been to anyone...EVER!! How DARE you call yourself Oonski the Great!!!!" Wally says: "Actually, his real name is Oonski Doofuski!" Daggett says: "Well, that explains MY middle name!" Oonski asks: "Why wasn't I EVER told about this?!" Norbert says: "You VANISHED to Pondgea 18 years ago!" Oonski says: "I wrote BACK!" Norbert says: "Yeah! TEN years later! By then, Daggett was a decade old, and your girlfriend MARRIED!" Oonski says: "So it's all MY fault is it?! I'm the bad guy?!"

Buhdeuce says: "Newsflash, you kind of are!" Taotie shakes his head and says: "Dude, even I'm better at breaking up with significant others! I actually TOLD Maggie I was leaving, to her face! Sure, she dumped lemonade on my head, but at least I wasn't a coward! If we lose this challenge, you are a GONER!" Bulma says: "And you're NOT going to be saved a second time!" And Oonski gulps in nervousness! (Confessional) Oonski groans and says: "I am HORRIBLE at reading people! I don't pick up on subtle hints and I TOTALLY misconstrue facts for opinions, and sometimes, vice-versa! And to think, this is all because I chose freedom over love. I never thought shirking responsibility would lead to this! I suddenly feel as if this whole karma thing, is finally about to catch up with me!" / Bulma says: "What a DELIGHTFUL development this is! I'm no longer karma's number one target! I just need to convince Zarbon and the others to vote with me, and we'll take out TWO detriments to our team this time! The Viking, and the saboteur! It's completely fool-proof!" / Norbert says: "So, Daggett's I.Q., or rather, lack thereof, isn't completely his fault. He had Oonski for a biological father! But sometimes, blood isn't thicker than water. Love is more than D.N.A., love is time and tenderness; two things of which Oonski has NEVER given to Daggett! If Oonski's team loses, I hope HE'S one of the two boots!" (End Confessional)

Sniz smiles and says: "It is time to finish today's challenge! In order to win, all gentlemen will have to carry their significant other across the river WITHOUT falling into the river! To avoid getting wet, you will have to jump on the logs and small rocks that will be floating across the river! You will also have to avoid the crocodiles who will try to snap you up, and the frogs who will try to knock you off! The team that gets the most couples across the Ganges River, will win today's challenge! Of course, if all the couples from a team make it across, that team is automatically safe! So good luck to ALL of you!!" Angelica angrily looks at Zarbon, and Angelica says: "Don't you DARE try to get me hurt THIS time!!!!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Like I'm going to promise that! Your threats don't SCARE me, and there is NOTHING you could POSSIBLY say to scare me!!!!" Angelica looks at Zarbon and asks: "Oh really?! Because thanks to Dai Shi, I've got VEGETA on speed dial!!!! I just press the number and I can have Vegeta DESTROY you!!!! Does THAT scare you?!!!" Zarbon gulps and says: "You're BLUFFING!!!!"

Angelica says: "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not! You really can't tell with ME, can you? But do you REALLY want to take THAT risk that I'm NOT bluffing?!!!" Zarbon groans and says: "Fine! I'll carry you across the stupid river!" Angelica smirks and says: "I knew you'd see it MY way!!!! You SEE OTTO?!!! ZARBON ONLY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!" And Zarbon groans in anger!!!! (Confessional) Zarbon angrily says: "Mark my words!!!! If/or WHEN we lose, I will make sure Bulma TAKES Angelica out of the competition ONCE and for all! Nobody THREATENS me, especially not some BRATTY little girl who thinks she’s more important than FREEZA!!!! She will FEEL my wrath, and SHE will PAY, and SUFFER!!!!" / Angelica says: "Everyone has a weakness, all you got to do is find it and exploit it, and then bend them to your will! Zarbon is a narcissist, of course he's going to protect his beauty! And I know that as long as I can keep him wrapped around my little fingers, he is BOUND to see what a great BENEFIT I can BE to his plans!" / Bulma says: "I saw how Zarbon was looking at Angelica! Trust me, under normal circumstances, I would TOTALLY use Anti-Timmy to send every single VOTE Angelica's way! Unfortunately, that's too risky after having just gotten rid of Keswick that way. Besides, if I know Angelica the way I think I do, I don't NEED to take her out right now. I can take her out anytime I want. She's bound to destroy her OWN game sooner or later, and when she does, she is GONE!!!!" (End Confessional)

Dudley looks at Chameleon and asks: "Are you ready for this challenge?" Chameleon shakes nervously and says: "Actually, I'd like to carry YOU across the river, if that's all right!" Dudley asks: "Why?" Chameleon says: "Well, you've helped me out so much throughout this competition. I owe it to repay your kindness. I feel like I NEED to do this!" Dudley says: "No problem, Chameleon!" Chameleon happily says: "Thank you! I won't let you down! Literally, I won't let you down!" Stimpy asks: "Robot, you think you will be able to carry Globitha across all right?" Globitha excitedly says: "Of course he will! In his second grade marathon racing and carrying heavy objects gym period annual race; Robot Default WON the coveted PARTICIPATION award!" Sniz says: "The things you know because of Ogo frighten ALL of us! No really, they do!" And all the contestants get ready to cross. Rocko asks: "Are you ready for this, Reggie?" Reggie excitedly says: "You know I am!!!!" Sniz says: "On your mark, get SET..." Katie runs out and says: "BOOM-BOOM!!!!" And she FIRES a Viking cannon!!!! General Barracuda asks: "Was THAT really necessary?! She isn't even REQUIRED to say or BE featured in these episodes!"

Sniz says: "Well, that's my girlfriend for you. She's used to making decisions for herself! And...GO!!!!" The contestants start crossing the river, but they immediately hear Fondue playing a certain TUNE on his portable CD player! Sniz says: "What are you doing?!" Fondue says: "I'd thought I'd play this, to make the episode more exciting!" Sniz says: "Is that tune the one I THINK it is?!" Fondue says: "Why, yes it is!" Sniz says: "I KNEW there was a reason I let you be on THIS season! Play it, and see if throws ANYBODY off their game!"

Genre: New wave. Sub-Genre: Culture Club. Song: "Karma Chameleon!" Sung by: Cast! / Captain Retro: "There's a loving in your eyes all the way." Oonski: "If I listen to their lies, would they say I'm a man without conviction?" Zarbon: "I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction?" Taotie: "You come and go, you come and go." (A frog knocks OFF Oonski and Taotie!) Gonard: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon!" Bulma: "You come and go, you come and go." Marlene: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." Otto to Angelica: "Didn't you hear your wicked words every day? And you used to be so sweet. I heard you say that my love was an addiction." Suzie to Otto: "When we cling, our love is strong." Angelica to Suzie: "When you go, you're gone forever!" Reggie: "You string along, you string along!" (A crocodile snaps at Zarbon, and Zarbon THROWS Angelica in the river in a panic!)

Rocko: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon!" Stimpy: "You come and go, you come and go." King Julien: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." Skipper: "Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my rival." Dudley: "Every day is like survival." Chameleon: "You're my lover, not my rival." Zarbon: "I'm a man without conviction." Po: "I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction." Tigress: "You come and go, you come and go." (Gonard TRIPS on a boulder, and he and Bulma BOTH fall into the river!) Wally: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon!" Buhdeuce: "You come and go, you come and go." Globitha: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." Robot: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon, you come and go, you come and go." Norbert: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." /

The epic song ends, and all the remaining couples, and the other contestants in the three teams finish crossing! Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! And guess what? We have not one, but TWO teams who win the first class grand prize today, for getting ALL of their couples across! One of the teams, after a long hiatus, is Team Adversity! The other team is, not at all a surprise to ANYBODY anymore, Team Retro! Team I am Amazingly, Awesomely, and Super Cool; it pains me to say this, but your team is the ONLY team who got contestants wet in the river! Therefore, two of you will be sent packing this time! But if you're part of a couple who got across SAFELY, Zarbon, than neither you NOR Angelica can be voted OFF!!!! Twisted, huh?!"

Zarbon screams: "WHAT?!!! I want a second opinion!!!!" Angelica crawls out of the river and screams: "I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!" Zarbon angrily BACK-SLAPS Angelica back INTO the river and he says: "You and me BOTH, TYRANT!!!!" Sniz says: "I'll let you get cleaned up and you can decide just WHICH contestants will end up taking, the drop of shame!" / The plane is in flight again, and Team S.R.R.R.C. is itching to get the vote-off over with! Bulma says: "Zarbon, don't waste your votes on Angelica! I've talked it over with the rest of our team. We're voting off Oonski and Kaput." Zarbon says: "Fine with me, I won't miss them." Sniz comes into the Elimination Ceremony room and says: "Contestants, today was supposed to be an episode filled with love and happiness. But I didn't really see that among you, with some exceptions like Dudley and Chameleon! You were great!"

Dudley asks: "Awesome! Sniz thought we were great!" Chameleon says: "I've never been CALLED great before! I feel SO exceptional!" Sniz says: "However, it seems as though bickering and karma got the better of you. How do you intend to turn your fortunes around?" Bulma says: "We KNOW what the problem is, and we FULLY plan on getting rid of it, ASAP!!!!" Sniz says: "All right. Remember, if you're part of a couple that crossed, you can't be voted off. Everyone else, is fair game! And...VOTE!!!!" (Confessional)

Zarbon stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Zarbon says: "I'm only voting off YOU two, because I can't vote for Angelica twice!" / Dudley stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Dudley says: "We can't afford another mole allergy attack. And Oonski, you messed up!" / Chameleon stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Chameleon says: "I'm glad to be a good guy being saved by karma, and not a bad guy receiving bad karma." / Heffer stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Heffer says: "With Oonski gone, more food will be available, and I never LIKED Kaput anyways!" / Buhdeuce stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Buhdeuce says: "I'm sorry, but I can't support someone who does what Oonski did, and Kaput has been detrimental for far too long!" / Gonard stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Gonard says: "Bulma may be mouthy, but at least she's not a louse like Oonski, or a saboteur like Kaput!" / Monster stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Monster says: "You guys might have evaded the drop of shame several times before, but not this time!" / Angelica angrily stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput! Angelica angrily says: "You are SO lucky I can't vote for Zarbon TWICE!!" / Taotie stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Taotie says: "If you take away ANYTHING, Oonski and Kaput, is that abandonment and allergies don't pay! You both LOSE!!!!" / Oonski stamps the pass-ports of Bulma and Kaput. Oonski says: "I didn't make it this far because of dumb luck! I've got to survive this round and show this team what I'm made of!" / Kaput smirks and stamps the pass-ports of Bulma and Oonski. Kaput says: "I WILL outlast the BOTH of you! Just wait and see!" / Bulma smiles and stamps the pass-ports of Oonski and Kaput. Bulma says: "Thank you both for making MY decision so EASY for me!!!!"

(End Confessional) Sniz says: "I have twelve contestants, but only ten bags of popcorn. When I call your name, you will receive your bag of popcorn. The contestants who don't receive bags of popcorn, must grab the parachutes of losers, and take the drop of shame. That means those contestants are out of the contest, and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!! Zarbon, Dudley, Chameleon, Heffer, Buhdeuce, Gonard, Monster, Taotie, Angelica!" Oonski looks nervous, Kaput looks at anticipation towards Bulma and Oonski, while Bulma doesn't even flinch. Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!" And after a few seconds, Sniz shouts: "BULMA!!!!" Bulma grabs the bag of popcorn and says: "YES!!!! In your FACE, losers!!!!" Kaput shouts: "WHAT?!!! I can understand OONSKI, but how am I a LOSER?!!!" Taotie says: "You only have yourself to blame! Maybe if you told us a little EARLIER about your mole allergies, I could've HELPED you avoid those moles! But by keeping THAT information secret, it looks like you sabotaged YOURSELF for a change!" Oonski says: "Go ahead and GET rid of me! At least I can go back to doing what I do BEST; being OONSKI the GREAT!!!! The BEST Viking Beaver EVER!!!!" Zarbon says: "And to MY knowledge, the ONLY Viking Beaver EVER!!!!" Oonski says: "Irrelevant!" And both Oonski and Kaput grab their parachutes, and take the Drop of Shame! / Sniz is in the cockpit with General Barracuda. Sniz says: "24 contestants down, 32 to go! Where will we end up next? And can anybody POSSIBLY end the winning streak enjoyed by Team Retro? Find out next time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!"

/ Episode Notes: Angelica Pickles returns in this episode, with a new contract devised by Dai Shi, and becomes a member of Team S.R.R.R.C. in this episode. It is revealed in this episode that Kaput is allergic to moles, and Oonski is Daggett's biological father. Featured songs in this episode, "White Wedding," and "Karma Chameleon." The latter song is also featured as the title of this episode, although it references to karma, and the CHARACTER named Chameleon. With the eliminations of Kaput and Oonski, all the representatives from "Kaput and Zosky" have been eliminated, and Buhdeuce becomes the only representative from "Breadwinners" to still be in the game. / Personal Notes: Maintaining a high level of enthusiasm for this third season of mine has not been as easy as I thought. It's not just having to come up with a story that can successfully fit in such a huge cast of characters, finding songs that can fit into the context of an episode, and making the episode interesting. I can see now WHY a show, even an animated show, ideally requires many writers. It's a lot easier to come up with an idea when working with a team, than it is when it's just one person. But I am determined to do my best. I was originally going to have Oonski and Kaput last much longer in the game, but I decided that they had run their course. And as far as Angelica is concerned, there's a whole lot more to her than just getting back in because of Dai Shi, but exactly WHAT that is will remain a mystery, until the next episode! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!