Fanfiction Reruns

[JCM]

I'm gonna rerun the last two episodes of Plankton: Across the Seven Seas to drum up interest in the series finale or something.

Here's the first:

Narrator: Previously on Plankton: Across the Seven Seas:

(The Chum-Bot crashes in Rock Bottom and an imitation flies over the ruins.)

Plankton: An imitation! Just my luck.

Imitation Krabs: Give me all of your money.

Tiffany: What? (raspberry)

Imitation Krabs: (shoots a spark out of his mouth to denote a raspberry) Give (bzzt) me all of (bzzt) your money.

(Cut to Bottom Rock. A long line of sobbing families and annoyed businessmen fill bag after bag with coins and cash. The imitation throws the bags into what he believes to be a hollow stone. A shard of metal goes into the back of his head.)

Plankton: Just leave the freaks alone so I won't have to completely destroy you.

Imitation Krabs: Never!

(Bottom Rock erupts, destroys the imitation, and rains the money back to the citizens. The citizens bring Plankton his fixed Chum-Bot. The Chum-Bot flies to the next city.)

Karen: (makes robotic noises) Rebooting system.

Plankton: Welcome back, Karen!

Karen: Karen? Who's Karen?

(Bubble transition to a diner. Plankton is having coffee with the Chum-Bot.)

Plankton: So, you don't remember anything about your previous life?

Karen: Did I have a previous life? My database say that I was just installed this morning.

Plankton: Of course you've had a previous life! That crash must have done something to your physical memory. Maybe going through photo albums will fix it.

Karen: Are you sure that's how memory restoration works?

Plankton: No.

(Plankton jumps into the Chum-Bot and walks out of the diner. The waiter comes to his table right afterwards.)

Waiter: Hey! Who didn't pay for his coffee?

(Cut to outside. The streets are lined with casinos, hotels, and malls.)

Plankton: Bass Vegas, Karen. The most fabulous city in the ocean!

Karen: Are you going to show me the images now?

Plankton: Ooh, a terrarium! Let's stop there first.

(Cut to the terrarium, a giant, air-filled box with a replication of a grass field with trees and wildlife. As the unaware land animals roam behind him, Plankton shows Karen through one of his photo albums.)

Plankton: (points to picture) Here's me building you in 1984. We were all so hip back then, and I had hair.

Karen: (stares at the horses) That is very interesting.

Plankton: Karen, you're not paying attention! How are you going to get your memory back if you don't work with me?

Karen: OK, OK, what else do you have?

Plankton: (flips page) Here's you displaying my ingredients after a very bad encounter with a sponge.

Karen: That's dated ten years ago. Did anything happen before then?

Plankton: I don't know. Ask the writer. I'm just trying to get you to remember stuff.

Karen: I'm sorry, but I still don't remember anything. Why am I in this robot, anyway? I'm a screen in that photograph, and this seems like a random place to run me in.

Plankton: It's a long story. You'll know it all once you get your memory back.

Karen: To be honest, I'm not too sure right now if I will get my memory back.

Plankton: What do you mean? Of course you will! Just wait until I get to these next shots. It'll all come back to you!

Karen: Can you just take me somewhere else? The lack of sinuousity behind that glass is making me dizzy.

Plankton: Um, alright. (gets into robot) It's about time I check out one of those famous casinos, anyway.

(Cut to the Anchor Drop. The security guard stops the Chum-Bot on its way in.)

Guard: No robots allowed.

Plankton: Can't you make an exception? I really want my wife to have the full Bass Vegas experience.

Guard: Rules are rules. Sorry.

Plankton: (groans) Okay, Karen. I'll have to leave you out here. Don't worry. I won't be long.

(Plankton jumps out of the Chum-Bot and runs into the casino. Inside, he sees people playing card games, pool, and other fun activities.)

Plankton: This is my kind of place.

(Plankton walks over to the slot machine and puts in a quarter. The first two slots turn into an anchor while the last one turns into a shell.)

Plankton: So close!

(Cut to a time card.)

Narrator: Three days later.

(Cut back.)

Plankton: Oh, barnacles! I thought that was gonna be it for sure! Now I don't have any money left for real gambling!(to camera) Not that gambling is right or anything.

(Plankton leaves the casino and jumps into the Chum-Bot.)

Karen: You said you wouldn't be long.

Plankton: It was only a couple of hours, wasn't it?

Karen: Do you lie to your wife this way?

Plankton: You are my wife, and lying is a necessity in all relationships. I know. I wrote a book on it.

Karen: How many copies has it sold?

Plankton: One more than you'll ever sell.

Karen: How many?

Plankton: One.

Karen: Exactly. I hate to trash you like this...

Plankton: You might not be my wife after all.

Karen: ...but if I did have a previous life, I couldn't imagine marrying someone like you in it.

Plankton: Well, we didn't technically get married.

Karen: What does that mean? Is this marriage unofficial?

Plankton: The state doesn't recognize marriages between citizens and their computers.

Karen: Then why do you call me your wife?

Plankton: Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.

Karen: I can't believe this! If I'm not your wife, what am I, some robot slave?

Plankton: No, no! You are my wife, in every figurative meaning of the word!

Karen: I need some time alone.

Plankton: Alone? Why?

Karen: I need to do some thinking.

Plankton: But we've just gotten reunited!

Karen: That didn't stop you from spending three days at a casino!

Plankton: Slot machines are very addictive machines!

Karen: Just...let me do this. Please.

Plankton: (angrily) Alright, fine! I'll let you do it! And you know what else? (presses a few buttons on the control pad) I'm connecting you to the Chum-Bot's mobile functions, so now you can take off whenever you want!

Karen: (moves the Chum-Bot's right arm) Thanks. Until I make up my mind about what I plan to do from here, you're probably not going to be seeing me.

Plankton: You're a fifty foot tall robot. I'll be seeing you.

Karen: Fair enough. Goodbye. (walks down the road)

Guard: Tough luck, man.

Plankton: (startled) How long have you been there?

Guard: You guys haven't exactly moved much since you came out.

Plankton: Oh, right. I feel like I made a big mistake, letting her leave like this. What if she never comes back? I'm in in awful slump.

Guard: Well, my shift's almost over, so I'm gonna help you get out of the that slump!

Plankton: How?

(Cut to a stage with a crowd of male fish under it.)

Men: Take it off! Take it off!

(A female fish is on the stage, and she's holding a wrapped hamburger. She takes the wrapper off the hamburger.)

Men: Take a bite! Take a bite!

(The woman takes a bite. The men cheer. Plankton and the guard are among them.)

Plankton: I'm feeling extremely dirty about this, but I don't care!

Guard: Out of your slump?

Plankton: Slump? What slump? Nothing could make this day bad!

(Three Imitation Krabses fly above the Bass Vegas Strip with heavy sacks. They see the Chum-Bot sitting thoughtfully on a bench.)

Imitation Krabs 1: Plankton! We were warned about him.

Imitation Krabs 2: Let us take him down efficiently.

(The imitations each shoot a rocket at the Chum-Bot. Karen hears the rockets and jumps out of the way just in time.)

Karen: What was that? (looks up at the imitations)

Imitation Krabs 3: Uh oh. We have been spotted.

(Cut back to the stage.)

Plankton: Did you hear an explosion?

Guard: One of the lights probably burst. Why?

Plankton: I don't know. I'm feeling uneasy. I think I should go.

Guard: But the girl's about to get a footlong sub.

Plankton: Well, I'll stay for just a few more minutes.

(Cut back to the bench. Karen uses the Chum-Bot to throw the bench at the imitations. It hits the second imitation, and the impact from the explosion sends the others both ways.)

(Cut back to the stage.)

Plankton: Another explosion? She's half of the way through the sub, conscience! Don't do this to me!

(The first imitation falls through the ceiling and lands on the performing fish.)

Plankton: Oh, you did it to me! Back away, boys! I have a duty to fulfill.

Guard: You have a night shift? Sucks for you!

(Cut to the third imitation. Karen is following him when he gets stuck in a flashing billboard.)

Karen: While you're in this unfortunate position, I'd really love to know why you tried to kill me.

(The imitation growls.)

(Cut to the stage. Once the first imitation gets back on his feet, he points a rocket at the crowd.)

Imitation Krabs 1: It would be a very good idea for you to start paying up.

Guard: Man! Got me on payday, too. (turns to Plankton) You're lucky that casino already have your money.

Plankton: I'm broke either way. I wouldn't really call that luck. Anyway, you don't need to give that phony Krabs a cent. Just throw me up there. I know what to do.

Guard: You sure?

Plankton: Yes.

Guard: Alright, then. (pick up Plankton and prepares to throw)

(Suddenly, the waiter from earlier in the episode grabs Plankton from the guard's hands.)

Waiter: You're the little scumbag that didn't pay for his coffee!

Plankton: Oh, I have all the luck.

(Cut to the billboard. The third imitation finishes telling Karen what's happened so far.)

Karen: So that's why I'm in here. Plankton wants to help people. I really misjudged him.

(Cut to the stage. The waiter is holding Plankton with two fingers.)

Waiter: You know, jerk, there are people in this world who have to work for a living! (squeezes Plankton)

Guard: Careful, man! You're hurting him!

Waiter: Why don't you mind your own business?

Plankton: (presses a button on his watch) Help me, Karen.

(Cut to the billboard. A red dot appears on the Chum-Bot's map while its tries to pull the third imitation out of the billboard.)

Karen: Plankton! (to the imitation) Don't you move! Oh, who am I kidding? You can't move! (walks off laughing)

(Cut to the stage. The waiter is shaking Plankton when the guard pushes him, and they get into a fight. Plankton is dropped, and the first imitation spots him just before he starts collecting his dues.)

Imitation Krabs 1: Plankton? If that is you, then who was...

(The Chum-Bot smashes through the wall.)

Imitation Krabs 1: Oh, poopie.

(The Chum-Bot grabs the imitation and breaks in in half. It throws the pieces at the billboard that the third imitation is lodged in, and the billboard explodes with them.)

Plankton: Karen, you came!

Karen: Yes, I did. And I'm sorry for what I said. Just because you're not my wife doesn't mean you don't love me.

Plankton: I'm sorry for what you said, too. But it's all forgiven, since you got me out of this really bad jam.

(The waiter and guard are rolling on the ground while punching each other. Plankton avoids them and jumps back into the Chum-Bot.)

Plankton: Eh, they'll be fine. So, you wanna go through the rest of this photo album?

Karen: Yeah, why not?

(The Chum-Bot walks down the road again until it's nothing but a silhouette in the moonshine.)

Plankton: Well, there's you convincing me to take advantage of the sponge's friendship, me trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, you meeting my cousins, me trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, me trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, and, well, it doesn't really get much more exciting from here...

(The End)

[JCM]

And here's the second:

Narrator: Previously on Plankton: Across the Seven Seas:

Plankton: So, you don't remember anything about your previous life?

Karen: Did I have a previous life? (at a Bass Vegas casino) I need some time alone.

Plankton: Alone? Why?

Karen: I need to do some thinking. (walks off)

Plankton: I'm in in awful slump.

Casino Guard: I'm gonna help you get out of the that slump!

Men: (at a stage) Take it off! Take it off!

(The female fish on the stage takes the wrapper off the hamburger. Plankton and the guard cheer with the others.)

Men: Take a bite! Take a bite!

(Cut to a bench. Three imitations shoot rockets at the Chum-Bot. It, being controlled by Karen, jumps out of the way and throws the bench at an imitation, blowing it up and knocking another into a billboard. Karen finds another imitation at the stage and throws it at the billboard, blowing both imitations up.)

Karen: I'm sorry for what I said.

Plankton: I'm sorry for what you said, too.

(Bubble transtition to a large gate with a sign saying "Tentacle Acres" above it. The Chum-Bot walks up to the gate and presses a button on one of its majestic golden doors.)

Intercom: How can I help y-oh my suction cups! Another robot!

(On the other side of the intercom, security officers frantically run out of their station.)

(Cut back to the entrance. Plankton jumps out of the Chum-Bot's eye and knocks on the door.)

Plankton: Hello? Anyone there? Karen, I think there's something going on in there. Something bad.

Karen: Oh. Alright, I'll break down the door.

(The Chum-Bot kicks the doors open and walks in, followed by Plankton. They see a shell of what Tentacle Acres once was. The streets are cracked and littered with overturned cars. The tiki houses that line each side of the street are nothing but uninhabitable wrecks. The few people that remain out in the city are in rags and searching for cockroaches to cook and take home to their familes. Plankton and Karen continue to stroll in the ominous red air.)

Plankton: I think I'm a bit late.

(A truck filled with sacks of money struggles up the street. Five imitations hovering over the truck are each pointing a rocket at the driver, who has a look in his face with as little emotion as the other squid inhabitants.)

Imitation Krabs 1: Master will be pleased when we show him our earnings.

Imitation Krabs 2: Yes. Very pleased.

Plankton: Whoa, there! (jumps into the Chum-Bot and blocks the truck) I can't let you go any farther.

Imitation Krabs 3: Do not tempt fate, Plankton.

Imitation Krabs 4: It is five against one.

(The imitations point their rockets at the Chum-Bot, and the truck driver drives on as if nothing has happened.)

Karen: Make that five against two.

(The Chum-Bot kicks the truck so that it speeds down the street backwards. The imitations unsuccessfully try to catch the truck.)

Imitation Krabs 5: No! (turns to the Chum-Bot) You will pay for that!

(The fifth imitation shoots a rocket at the Chum-Bot and misses. The other imitations follow suit, but none of them manage to hit their target.)

Imitation Krabs 1: Oh, no. That was my last rocket.

Imitation Krabs 2: Mine, too!

Imitation Krabs 3: I still have a rocket left.

(The Chum-Bot punches a hole through the third imitation, and it blows up along with the first two.)

Imitation Krabs 4: My friends! You killed my friends, you big bully! You killed my friends!

Imitation Krabs 5: We still have rockets, and we are not afraid to use them.

Plankton: I have two fists, and I'm not afraid to use them!

(The Chum-Bot punches a hole through the fourth and fifth imitations, and they explode as well.)

Plankton: Let's go, Karen. There's nothing more for us to do here.

Karen: Shouldn't we help fix up the place and get everyone their money back?

Plankton: But then I'll just be letting the rest of the imitations have their way with the cities they're in. No. We can't afford any more delays. We're going.

Voice: You're not going anywhere!

Plankton: Did you listen to a word I...

(Plankton looks down and sees two security officers pointing tarter sauce guns at him.)

Officer 1: Put your hands up, robot scum.

Plankton: Me? What did I do?

Officer 1: What did you do? Look around you!

Plankton: That wasn't me! The ones with the big metal claws did that!

Officer 2: In our eyes, you're all the same. Now, do what we say or face the consequences.

(Plankton sighs and raises the Chum-Bot's hands.)

Officer 2: Good. We're gonna take you to your cell now. You better not try any funny business when we get there.

Plankton: Cell? You're seriously gonna arrest me? I didn't do anything!

Officer 1: Tell it to the judge.

Plankton: (turns the Chum-Bot around) That's it. I don't have time for you guys.

Officer 1: He's resisting! Fire!

(The security officers shoot tarter sauce at the Chum-Bot. Plankton jumps out in time, but the tarter sauce eletrocutes the Chum-Bot, causing it to shut down and fall to the ground.)

Plankton: Karen! I hope you two are happy.

(The officers put handcuffs on Plankton.)

Officer 2: We are.

(The to the Tentecle Acres Penitentiary. The Chum-Bot, on a wagon, is wheeled into the evidence room. Plankton, in a jail cell, desperately bangs his fists on the bars.)

Plankton: Let me out! Get me a lawyer, at least.

Warden: Stop all that racket! I'm trying to beat this computer in chess.

Plankton: (sighs) Once again, Plankton, you've gotten yourself into a pickle.

Voice: DID SOMEONE SAY PICKLE?

(A wrinkly sea cucumber pops out of the ground.)

Cucumber: I'm Billy the Sea Cucumber! You must be my cell mate. Welcome to our shining community! (punches and screams echo through the prison)

Plankton: Um, hi. I'm Plankton, and what happened to your skin?

Billy: We ran out of water, so the warden has us shower in vinegar.

Plankton: This place sounds horrible!

Billy: No, it's great! We get three square meals a day! Today we're having a square egg for breakfast, a square apple for lunch, and square pants for dinner! You couldn't ask for anything more!

Plankton: I could ask for more. And I had more before those stupid men in blue took it away from me.

Billy: Your teenage angst is really bummin' me out, fresh.

Plankton: Sorry. I didn't mean to lay this all on you.

Billy: No, it's cool. What are you in for, anyway?

Plankton: Being at the wrong place at the wrong time, and by that, I mean being in a robot during a robot apocalypse.

Billy: Oh yeah, I heard something about that. It's really ticking a lot of dudes off, so I doubt you'll get too much of a break.

Plankton: If I had only gotten here sooner, none of this would have happened. And thanks to the lockup, there's nothing I can do to prevent this from happening again.

Billy: Well, maybe there's something you can do.

Plankton: Really? What?

Billy: (grabs Plankton's arm) Come with me and you'll see!

(Billy jumps back into the ground with Plankton right behind him.)

(Cut to the evidence room. Billy and Plankton pop out of the ground.)

Billy: Well, here we are! I travel here often to satisfy my kleptomania. Your robot should be around here somewhere.

Plankton: There it is!

(Plankton sprints to the Chum-Bot and hugs its leg.)

Plankton: Don't worry, Karen. This will all be over soon.

Officers: (runs in) Halt!

Plankton: Oh, no.

(The security officers point their tarter sauce guns at Plankton, and when Billy tries to sneak back into the ground, the second officer shoots him.)

Officer 2: You're not going anywhere, pickle boy.

Plankton: Billy!

(Plankton avoids the officers' shots by sliding to Billy. Before they can recharge, he grabs Billy and jumps into the ground.)

(Cut to a hospital waiting room. Plankton and Billy pop out of the ground, and Plankton wipes the tarter sauce off Billy's face while carefully putting him into a chair.)

Billy: (coughs) Where am I?

Plankton: At the hospital. Let's hope your insurace covers tarter sauce poisoning.

Billy: Y-you helped me?

Plankton: Why not? You helped me. I'm sorry I can't stay, but I can't risk being here when the police find you.

Billy: The police! There went my chances of getting off for good behavior. I'm gonna be eating square boots for the rest of my life.

Plankton: (smiles) Good luck, Billy. (walks out the door)

Billy: Good luck, Plankton. (coughs)

(Cut to a time card.)

Narrator: One day later.

(Cut to an alleyway. A squid with a long white beard throws Plankton into a pot of boiling water with carrots and onions.)

Plankton: I'm telling you! I'm not a cockroach!

Squid: Don't think you can fool me. I know a cockroach when I see one.

Plankton: I thought squids were supposed to be smart.

Squid: I'm an octopus, thank you very much. Now, you stay right there. I need to take an ink. (walks off)

Plankton: Great. Instead of rotting in a cell, I'm gonna cook in a pot. Where's deus ex machina when you need it?

(A security officer grabs Plankton from the pot.)

Officer: You think you can escape from the law?

Plankton: (sighs) I guess not. Go ahead. Read me my rights, lock me up, throw away the key. I guess I just wasn't meant to save the underwater civilization.

Officer: (confused) What? What are you talking about?

Plankton: That robot you shot down wasn't a menace. I was using it to stop the real menaces. Remember those robot crab carcasses at the "crime" scene?

Officer: Yeah. I didn't know...

Plankton: Remember that money truck at the end of the street? That was me. No. No, it wasn't me. It was my amnesiac wife.

Officer: Your wife? What in art's name are you talking about?

Plankton: My computer wife. She was in that robot, and she's probably in a worse state now than she's ever been in.

Officer: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. Robots have terrorized us for the past week. You understand why we'd have difficultly trusting any of those walking toasters.

Plankton: Yeah, I understand. You were just doing your job. I should have cooperated. But there are many more menaces out there, and if I don't get out of here soon, there will be more destruction left in their path.

Officer: (thinking) You've been a wanted felon for the past day. This has been all over the news. I'm gonna have to take you to court.

Plankton: That's fair enough.

Officer: Everyone hates robots right now. Not just us. If you want to win this, you're gonna have to be really convincing.

Plankton: I can try.

Officer: No, trying's not good enough. This is your life on the line, and if what you're saying is true, this is everyone's life on the line. You need to tell these people what you intend to do with the robot, and you've got to make them believe it!

Plankton: I will. If I can make you believe it. I can make anyone believe.

Officer: Good, because your trial is today.

Plankton: What? Son of a

(Cut to Billy's hospital room. Plankton walks in)

Plankton: Well, Billy, I'm a free man. I asked the cops to bring the robot here so you can watch me walk off into the sunset.

Billy: Well, don't leave it here too long. You know about my kleptomania. Kleptomania means compulsive stealing, by the way.

Plankton: (rolls eyes) Thank you for the Enlish lesson. I'm pretty sure our 10-12 demographic knows what "kleptomania" means.

Billy: (chuckles) You're gonna be just fine, Plankton, and since I got my stomach pumped of that tarter sauce, (points to scar on belly) I guess I'll be, too.

Officer: (walks in) Plankton, I've got some bad news for you.

Plankton: What? Is something wrong with the Chum-Bot?

Officer: No, it's just that...the Chum-Bot was bought from the TAPD last night by a Dr. P. Lankton.

(The End)

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And it looks like this has been pinned again. Well, thank you mysterious staff member for Sticking this thread again.

[JCM]

JCM Takes Over the School While Clappy Abandons Everyone At His First Opportunity

(Clappy is playing his 3DS when SpongeSebastian walks into his office.)

SpongeSebastian: i've got the financial updates, sir.

Clappy: Man, you're creepy. So, how much money do we have in the budget?

SpongeSebastian: we have no money in the budget.

Clappy: Well, fuck me in the ass! It looks like there's only one thing I can do.

SpongeSebastian: make the cuts necessary to keep the school out of debt?

Clappy: No! Sell my position and leave the burden on someone else.

(JCM runs into the office.)

JCM: Did you say something about selling your position?

Clappy: Depends. Do you have a million dollars?

SpongeSebastian: this is not a good idea at all.

JCM: Of course I have a million dollars! (gives a million dollars to Clappy)

Clappy: Goodbye, SBC! I'm off to one of those islands that only rich people know about! (leaves)

SpongeSebastian: the motherfucker did it.

JCM: I'm the new principal! Who knows what I'm capable of now?

SpongeSebastian: how about we not find out?

JCM: Get out, Sebastian! I'm about to make a few changes around here.

SpongeSebastian: and me being here somehow hinders your ability to make those change?

JCM: I'm feeling criticized. People in power aren't supposed to be criticized! Sebastian, you're fired for going against the natural order of things.

SpongeSebastian: wat

(JCM picks up SpongeSebastian and throws him out of the window.)

JCM: Man, that felt good! I'm going to go out and fire some more people!

(JCM runs to the nurse's office.)

JCM: Hello, CF. I'm your new principal, and I'm just here to fire you for being a woman.

CF: Wow, you're a serious asshole!

JCM: Flattery will get you nowhere. Please start packing before I'm forced to throw you out the window.

(JCM walks into jjstheenglishprofessor's room.)

JCM: Principal JCM here, firing you for teaching a subject you don't know anything about.

jjstheenglishprofessor: It's about damn time. Where's my severance package?

JCM: (writes jjs a check) Here ya go!

jjstheenglishprofessor: Later, children! I'm off to one of those islands that only rich people know about!

(JCM runs to Coach Dragiiin's office.)

JCM: It's me, Principal C! You're fired for making me run laps.

Dragiiin: You know, this principal thing's gonna blow up in your face.

JCM: Don't talk to me, peasant. I have work to do.

(JCM runs to Wumbology's room.)

JCM: You're fired because I don't know what wumbology is.

Wumbology: It's the study of wumbo, man!

JCM: Shut up and take the severance package, you disgusting excuse for a human.

Wumbology: You're a great principal.

JCM: I know.

(JCM is on the way to his office when that70sguy taps him on the shoulder.)

JCM: How dare you touch my glory! You're fired!

70s: No, I'm not.

JCM: Are you contradicting me? I am the principal!

70s: And I'm bigger than you. Now, shut up and give me my paycheck already. Clappy was late.

JCM: You're not getting paid because you are FAH-YAD! Because of your insubordination, you aren't getting a severance package, either.

(that70sguy punches JCM in the face.)

JCM: Help! Nurse! My eye is bleeding! Oh, right. I fired the nurse. Here's your paycheck, 70s. You drove a hard bargain.

70s: Yeah. Don't backtalk me again or I'll drive a hard bargain through your skull. (takes money and leaves)

JCM: Having absolute power is harder than I thought it'd be. I guess it's like Spiderman said: "With great power comes even greater hunger." Good thing I didn't fire the cafeteria lady. Yet.

(The End)

[JCM]

For the first time ever on SBC...

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1!

1. Heroes Unite! (Pilot) : MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy are relaxing in their base, but after reading a news article about lots of crime in a place called Night City, they decide to go there and clean up the violence. MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy arrive, and they meet Officer Bob and the mayor, who explain that their city is crawling with villains. They look through the wanted posters, and MermaidMan decides to build a new base underground.

Meanwhile, Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward arrive in Night City! They meet MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy, and they tell them that they want to help fight the evil! They say no, but Spongebob begs them. Finally, MermaidMan relents and says that they do need some help. They give them their old costumes and:

Spongebob Is The Quickster!

Sandy is Miss Appear!

Squidward Is Captain Magma!

Patrick is Elastic Waistband!

MermaidMan thanks them for their help. But they get an alert that Manray has been spotted in The Train Station! MermaidMan and the others go there, and they find Manray stealing money from a train that just stopped! Manray sees MermaidMan and says, "So MermaidMan, we meet again." He then attacks with his glove, and MermaidMan throws a water ball at him, knocking him onto the ground. MermaidMan punches him, and Manray punches him back with a glove. Spongebob runs around Manray, and it causes him to lose the money! Squidward shoots magma at him, and he slips onto the ground. Officer Bob arrives and thanks them for stopping Manray. MermaidMan and friends did a good job, and they decide to work together!

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack! : It seems like a nice day in Night City, or is it? The Moth (From the episode Night Light) decides to turn the people in the city into moths with his new machine! Meanwhile, MermaidMan teams up with his old friend Blue Arrow (A Swordfish who has a bow that shoots arrows) to stop The Dirty Bubble from stealing a bank by lifting it! MermaidMan thanks Blue Arrow for his help and hopes they can work again.

The next morning, he finds Barnacle Boy in the base, and he's an angry moth! In fact, the city is crawling with moths. He finds The Elastic Waistband (Patrick) on the ground and says that he needs his help. The Moths then attack MermaidMan and Patrick, but MermaidMan throws waterballs at the moths, and they go away. But next, they get shocked by some moths using electric sticks! They wake up in a small jail cell, and The Moth is there! MermaidMan says, "Let us out!" The Moth says, "Never! This is all a part of my plan to turn you into moths!"

Patrick stretches his arm and punches a moth. He grabs the keys and unlocks the cell. The Moth notices this and demands that the other moths stop them! MermaidMan finds the machine and tries to shut it down, but some moths start attacking him, and Patrick saves him! The laser starts and it shoots a beam that turns everyone back to normal! MermaidMan says, "Yes! We did it!" But where did the moth go?" The Moth is no longer in control of the others moths, which are now fish, and they leave. MermaidMan presses a button which zaps him into a normal fish before he turns into a moth! He then says, "MermaidMan, i will have my revenge for this!" He gets carried away by the police, and MermaidMan thanks Patrick for his help.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Oh hey it's back! Maybe we can use it to post old spin-off episodes from TV.com?

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster : In the opening part, MermaidMan teams up with Mrs. Magic to stop The Atomic Flounder from stealing money from a bank! Mrs. Magic turns into a box, pops out and attacks him, and the money falls out of his hand. Next, MermaidMan throws a waterball at him, and he falls to the ground. They have saved the bank!

Now onto the plot. The Weather in Night City is acting up, and it is getting crazy! It rains, then it snows, and now it is thundering! MermaidMan thinks that Weather Master could be doing this, so he asks Captain Magma (Squidward) for his help.

"Do i have to?" says Squidward.

"Please," says Mermaidman. "i need your help and the others are busy."

Squidward decides to help him, and they see in the mountains a strange machine blasting a laser into the sky! After a while walking up the mountain, Weather Master is there! His machine has weather orbs and they are the: Sun Orb, Rain Orb, Ice Orb, Thunder Orb, and The Cloud Orb! MermaidMan demands to know how he got them, and he says he just found them.

"I have had enough of this!" says Squidward. He shoots a magma blast, but Weather Master turns the weather into rain and it puts out his magma. MermaidMan throws a waterball, but Weather Master turns the weather into thunder, and he shocks MermaidMan!

"MermaidMan, i think i know how we can stop it!" says Squidward. "We have just been attacking Weather Master, but we need to attack the machine instead!" MermaidMan agrees, throws a water ball, and Squidward shoots a magma blast! Weather Master can't decide what to do and gets knocked onto the ground. Captain Magma shoots a magma blast at the machine, and MermaidMan throws a water ball at it, and it explodes. The orbs vanish and go back to where they came from. Weather Master escapes, and MermaidMan tells Squidward, "Let him go." MermaidMan thanks Squidward for his help, and the weather goes back to normal.

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with The Quickster (Spongebob) to stop Sports King from stealing sports items from a sports shop! He says, "Well, if it isn't MermaidMan?" He throws some basketballs at them, and Spongebob dodges them and punches Sports King, but Sports King throws a soccer ball that rolls over SpongeBob. MermaidMan throws a water ball at him, and The Quickster runs around him with rope and ties him up. He says, "Aaah! My plans have been stopped again!"

In the main plot, an old villain named Magnet- Man is up to no good again! He has hired Plankton and Karen to help him find an ancient temple in a mountain in Night City. Magnet-Man's hands glow, and he pulls a metal box into onto a steel platform.

Meanwhile, Barnacle Boy finds MermaidMan and says, "I need your help again." Barnacle Boy explains that Magnet-Man has been spotted in the mountains trying to destroy something, so they go there. But his henchmen attack them with sticks that have an M on them. Magnet-Man welcomes them and explains that he is trying to find an ancient temple that was hidden in the mountains. MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy break free, and Magnet-Man's hands glow. He picks up a metal box and throw it at them! His hands glow and pick up some rocks and throw the rocks at them! MermaidMan dodges and throws waterballs at them. He punches Magnet-Man, and he picks up another metal box and throws it towards MermaidMan, but he dodges and it explodes on Magnet-Man!

Meanwhile, Plankton and Karen start drilling into a wall, and a giant hole opens, revealing a temple! Magnet-Man says, "I have finally found it." Barnacle Boy throws a stone at Plankton's machine, and it goes into the generator and explodes! Magnet-Man says, "No matter. I can open the temple by myself." Plankton and Karen escape. Magnet-Man has some weird key, and he puts it into a lock and it starts glowing, but nothing happens. Magnet-Man thinks this is the wrong temple and gets angry, and he escapes with his henchmen. MermaidMan says, "Barnacle Boy, you did a good job today."

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with Animal King to stop Weather Master in his robot! He attacks the town with a giant robot and launches lasers. Animal King then calls Jellyfish to sting his robot, and then he calls Clams to bite it, but it falls. MermaidMan throws a waterball, and Weather Master gets caught.

In the plot, MermaidMan visits his old master Sea Master and says he got reports that The Jumbo Shrimp is underground with some other villains! In fact, he got The Dirty Bubble, Manray, and Kelp Thing to join him, who says they were getting sick and tired of getting defeated all the time. They decide to team up to cause trouble. First, they try robbing some stores, and MermaidMan and Sea Master come! Mermaidman uses his raging Whirpool and spins The Kelp thing around and around. But then, the Jumbo Shrimp punches him, and Sea Master calls MermaidMan weak. Sea Master tries to attack The Jumbo Shrimp as well, and he gets knocked out, letting them escape. MermaidMan wakes him up and says that they ran away. He says, "They might be underground."

They go in the underground train station and look around. They find some wall with strange buttons. MermaidMan starts pressing them, and Sea Master says, "That's not going to help!" But the wall suddenly opens! They find The Jumbo Shrimp and the others. The Jumbo Shrimp welcomes them and presses a button, causing MermaidMan to fall underground, and The Dirty Bubble and the others attack. Sea Master gets caught by a chain and it raises him up. It is about to throw him into the pit where MermaidMan is, and MermaidMan punches the villains out! The Chain snaps and Sea Master feels weak. MermaidMan heals him and he starts feeling better. The others get arrested, and things go back to normal. Well, not for The Jumbo Shrimp, who gets beaten up by the other villains for his plan not working.

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with Miss Appear (Sandy) To stop The Dirty Bubble! She says, "Now you see me and now you don't!" She punches him, and MermaidMan dashes at him, and the Dirty Bubble gets knocked out. MermaidMan thanks her for her help.

In the plot, MermaidMan meets Blue Arrow again, and he says that he heard reports of The Kelp Thing being spotted in The Kelp Maze! They go there, and it turns out to be a trap, and The Kelp Thing explains that he planned this. They get lost in the maze and try to find a way out. They use their powers, but it's no use. They try to jump out, but the Kelp Thing put electric fences around the maze, so they can't escape. Blue Arrow says, "When i get my hands on him, he will pay!" MermaidMan says, "We should go this way because that tree is leaning right." Blue Arrow says, "Come on! You've got to be kidding me!" MermaidMan says, "I know what i'm doing."

They go that way, and they come to a new area. MermaidMan thinks, and Blue Arrow is getting mad. They start fighting, and MermaidMan says, "Violence is never the answer! We must work together to escape!" They get an idea to split up, and they go their separate ways. MermaidMan finds the entrance, and Blue Arrow does, too! They spot The Kelp Thing, and he tries to escape, but Blue Arrow shoots an arrow at him, and he falls to the ground. MermaidMan thanks Blue Arrow for his help and hopes that they can work again.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Time to re-introduce this oldie to a new audience...

Synopsis: Imposter SOF; Casual poster, Good Noodle...Impostor? Mysteriously being placed in the heart of The Community, a once peaceful place full of the most friendliest people around, he immediately causes unrest with the murder of a high-ranking public figure. With no real memories of his past and with only the intent to bang everything he sees, he equips himself with me Mallet of Doom™ and continues to raise hell as only Imposter SOF can in a world where you don't know who's real and who's fake. Can Imposter SOF unlock his past and find out what his purpose in life really is? Find out, now.

Episode Uno: "Bang."

Day One. Montreal, Quebec, Canada. 6:09 pm.

Imposter SOF enters a local Starbucks with his Mallet of Doom™ in hand. A blood curdling smirk curled upon his face as he paced his way towards the counter, banging everybody in line with me mallet.

Cashier: Can I help you?

Imposter SOF: BRING MILK FOR ME LAWYER!!?!??!?!!?!??! *bangs Cashier with me mallet*

Imposter SOF banged everybody in the vicinity with me mallet and proceeded to head back to his loft to pick another fight with WhaleBlubber and was winning. A knock at the door interrupted his fun. Nobody interruted his fun. Imposter SOF grabbed hold of his Mallet of Doom™ before answering the door.

Episode Dos: Old Man Jenkins' Jalopy

Imposter SOF: *opens door* WHATS YER OFFER?!!??!

At the door was a dashing looking piece of Hawaiian muscle, wearing nothing but flip flops and the swim trunks on his okole. He looked Bo younger than 62 years old, he had stories to tell. He's seen many of them in those years.

OMJ: Howzit Uncle? My jalopy kinda went ke ke infront your aina and I just came to see if I could use your phone small kine?

Imposter SOF: WE DONT WANT ANY!!?! *slams door*

Imposter SOF went to sit at his computer desk to pick some fights with Justin Bieber fans in Youtube but the door busted open. The old man kicked the door in.

OMJ: Eh you da kine, ah?! I just said I wanted to use your phone small line brah! Now we get beef!

Imposter SOF was in no mood to eat meat with this dashing stranger, so he brandished his Mallet of Doom™ and prepared for battle.

Imposter SOF: OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!??!!?

OMJ: Ho brah, no need be racist like dat! *takes out his club*

They charged at each other before locking weapons with each other. OMJ gained the upper hand and swatted me mallet out of Impster SOF's grip. OMJ clubbed him a few time before Imposter SOF managed to escape into his bathroom and locked the door. OMJ banged at the door with his club, slowly jamming it out of it's hinges. Imposter SOF thought quickly and grabbed an armful of toilet paper and prepared himself as OMJ came barging in. Before he could do further harm, Imposter SOF shot toilet paper rolls at him to no effect.

OMJ: Doo doo papah? You trowin doo doo papah?!

Imposter SOF used this distraction to his advantaged and dashed out the bathroom and grabbed me mallet.

Imposter SOF: WHO YOU?! Elastic!!?

Imposter SOF said as he lunged at OMJ with me mallet, laying three good head shots before deflecting a club shot back at the Hawaiian Hard Hitter. With OMJ dazed and confused, Imposter SOF dished out a combo move, banging OMJ hard with every blow. OMJ knew he was on the losing edge of this battle, so he took out a blunt and got blazed, powering him up to his fullest potential.

OMJ: See ya later, bran flakes!

OMJ pounced at Imposter SOF in a groggy fury before blowing molten hot fire from his mouth. Imposter SOF banged on the Earth with me mallet, creating a rock barrier that blocked the flames. With OMJ's guard down, Imposter SOF flew high into the air, gripping me mallet as tight as he could before banging OMJ's head hard into the ground, splattering brains and brain juices everywhere in the room. With OMJ finally defeated, Imposter SOF proceeded to experience a surge of power.

Imposter SOF: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!???!!?!

Imposter SOF licked the blood off the walls before logging onto OMJ's chatbox to chat with Swamp Man and bang everyone in sight.

Next Time!!

*Imposter SOF clashes with an electrical enemy*

Narrator: "A Date With The Cable Guy! Sloppy Seconds All-Around!!" only next time, on Mallet Massacre!?!?

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

While we're in the mood, let's look back at the 2nd ever spin-off made by Spin-Off Hall of Famer, RaeandAnasRock! For the first time on SBC...

The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles

Plot

Squidward has now moved to Ukelue Bottom (via I Was a Teenage Gary) and now he's meeting new friends, new competiters, and of course, new rivals. See all of his adventures in TAST.

Episodes

Season 1:

1. The New Squid in Town/Squidiots

The New Squid in Town: Squidward moves in to Ukelue Bottom and meets Sam and Chad, two squids that are about his age. When exploring town, Squidward stumbles upon Rick, a squid who's a clarinet star. When Squidward challenges him to a clarinet playing competition, Squidward needs to practice, as we all know he's a terrible clarinet player. Will Squidward win the competition againist Rick?

Squidiots: When Sam and Chad are bored one day, they try to think of something to do. Eventually, they decide to go to Bikini Bottom and climb the Sea Needle. Squidward is about to join them, but he realizes that he might run into SpongeBob (the reason why he moved). So he decides to do idiodic schemes to stop them.

A "new" episode will be brought over from TV.Com every day starting now, as a special I like to call Spin-Off Classics!

[SpongeOddFan]

i guess this will show to users who hasn't read it

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Exactly Half of the users here(including me) have never read the show.

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure

7. MermaidMan's Vanishing Act : In the opening, a mysterious villain named Water-Guy kidnaps Captain Magma (Squidward) and Sports King! He explains that he is helping the world, but Captain Magma says, "You're a villain!" Water-Guy says, "I might be, and i might not." Sports King wants to know why he is here, because he is a villain as well. MermaidMan comes and doesn't know who to rescue, but he cuts the rope that is holding them on old golden plates, and he freezes the water with his freeze ray vision! Water-Guy escapes and says, "We will meet again." He disappears. Squidward says, "Who was that guy?"

In the plot, Mrs. Magic says shes having a magic show to raise money, and MermaidMan says he will come. But the Atomic Flounder is up to no good again! He plans on messing up the act! Everyone arrives, including the Mayor and Officer Bob. MermaidMan spots The Atomic Flounder, and Mrs. Magic casts a spell, but The Atomic Flounder causes it to backfire, and it hits MermaidMan! He then vanishes. MermaidMan doesn't like this but knows it will help him fight the villains. He punches The Atomic Flounder, who says, "Who did that?" MermaidMan says, "Hi and goodbye!" The Atomic Flounder gets knocked off the floor and lands onto the stage, and Officer Bob arrests him. MermaidMan tries to find a way to get rid of this spell, but he can't talk to anyone. He finds Mrs. Magic's spell book and recites a spell, and he is back to normal! Mrs. Magic wants to know where he was, and he says, "I just disappeared for a while."

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure

7. MermaidMan's Vanishing Act

8. Jumbo Revenge : In the opening, MermaidMan and The Elastic Waistband (Patrick) team up to stop Magnet-Man from stealing gold from a mine! He attacks by picking up a metal tower. Patrick stretches and dodges it and circles around Magnet-Man! He wraps around him and tangles him up, but he breaks free. MermaidMan uses his new move from the last episode and disappears. He pops up and punches Magnet-Man, and he vanishes again. He then pops up and hits him with a water ball and vanishes again. He freezes him with freeze ray vision.

In the plot, Barnacle Boy comes to visit MermaidMan. He says he got word that The Jumbo Shrimp has escaped from jail! Barnacle Boy says, "MermaidMan, let me take on this mission by myself. I don't need help!" MermaidMan comes along anyway. He jumps on his new bike with Barnacle Boy. They arrive at an old factory, and The Jumbo Shrimp is there! He has a new armor suit, and he has Blue, Red, and Green minions that are shrimps. MermaidMan fights two and Barnacle Boy fights one, which makes him mad. They knock out all three and chase after the Jumbo Shrimp, but he blasts them with a laser. Barnacle Boy falls out of the factory and gets knocked out.

He wakes up and doesn't see MermaidMan. Barnacle Boy says, "I wish MermaidMan would let me do stuff on my own for a change." He wonders what happened and remembers The Jumbo Shrimp blasting a laser and him getting knocked out. He must have kidnapped MermaidMan! At first, he doesn't want to rescue him, but decides to. He finds oil which was leaking from The Jumbo Shrimp's Truck, follows the oil and arrives at his secret base. One of the minions says," I hope Barnacle Boy doesn't find this oil." Barnacle Boy punches him, grabs a metal bar, and knocks the blue shrimp out. He enters and finds the red minion with MermaidMan. He grabs The Red minion and knocks him out. He finds MermaidMan and asks if he can rescue him, but Barnacle Boy says," Not yet. I want to say a couple of things first. One, i want to be treated like an actual hero. And second, i want to do stuff on my own for a change!" MermaidMan somehow escapes, and he explains he could escape this entire time, and he wanted to see what Barnacle Boy would do. The Jumbo Shrimp comes and charges up his suit and blasts giant lasers. MermaidMan says he will handle the henchmen, and Barnacle Boy grabs a metal plate. The laser backfires and destroys the Jumbo Shrimp's suit, and he falls to the ground. The police arrive. Barnacle Boy thanks MermaidMan, and they hope that they can work again.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Spin-Off Classics presents...

The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles

Episodes

Season 1:

1. The New Squid in Town/Squidiots

2. Le New Job/The Things That Go Suction in the Night

Le New Job: Squidward gets a new job at a french resturant for entertainment due to his clarinet skills. But when a (reconizeable) snooty french chef doesn't like him, he decides to make a couple of changes with his music.

The Things That Go Suction in the Night: After an accident with the schedule, the resturant makes Squidward to play his clarinet late at the night, after closing time. So when he tries to escape, he keeps getting busted by the owner who lives next door.

[JCM]

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 1

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure

7. MermaidMan's vanishing act

8. Jumbo Revenge

9. Into The Wild : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with Blue Arrow to stop Manray! He plans on attacking the city with his new laser, but Blue Arrow shoots an arrow at the laser, and it sparks and explodes. MermaidMan vanishes, then pops up and attacks him. They arrest Manray again.

In the plot, Animal King comes to visit MermaidMan and wants him to come with him on an adventure into the wild. Meanwhile, The Moth notices this (Somehow he turned back into a moth) and wants revenge, using his animal controlling machine to control an angry pack of jellyfish to sting them. Animal King tries to control them, but his powers won't work! The Moth comes and says his animal controlling machine has stopped his powers! The clams attack and start biting them. MermaidMan says, "You can't control animals like that!" The Moth cranks up his machine, and a King JellyFish comes! MermaidMan throws a waterball, but it fails. He uses his raging whirlpool, and it does nothing, however it breaks the machine a little bit. He keeps using his raging whirlpool, and it spins the machine away, making the animals even more angry! The Moth says, "This is the end for you!" But the animals attack him instead. Animal King says, "I'm not even controlling them." But he does get his powers back.

10. Sport Attack! : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with Captain Magma (Squidward ) to stop Weather Master from stealing a water station tower! He attacks with lightning, and Mermaidman uses water- shield and it blocks the lighting for a while. Squidward breaks the shield and sucks up the lighting with his volcano on his head, and it starts shaking and blasts a huge attack at Weather Master, and he falls to the ground. MermaidMan then says, "Never mess with weather, Weather Master!"

In the plot, Sports King has a huge sports place and tries to trap MermaidMan there. MermaidMan is training The Quickster (Spongebob), and they get a commercial about a sports place. They arrive, and MermaidMan explains this could be a good place for training. They get in, but the door locks. Sports King appears and attacks by picking up bowling balls, and The Quickster dodges them and kicks them back. Then, he dodges some basketballs and throws some at Sports King. MermaidMan watches. Spongebob asks for help, and he gets hit by a soccer ball. He kicks it back and blasts Sports King away, but Sports King escapes. The Quickster tries to chase him, and a truck comes and hits him! He wakes up in an odd machine, and it is revealed that it was a dream to train Spongebob. MermaidMan says he did a good job, but he can't let villains escape. Spongebob thanks him for his help and leaves.