Jjs Goodman Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 210b. Burstin’ Your Bubble One day, SpongeBob tries his driving test again for the umpteenth time. And as usual, he is sucking balls. But he’s sucking more than usual this time. He’s sucking complete ass at the driving test. Like, he fucking sucks. He’s doing a complete horseshit job. His absolute nadir to date, which is saying A LOT. He’s recklessly driving like a drunk, ramming people off the road, likely hitting many pedestrians in the process (tho who gives a shit about them), and here’s the worst crime of them all: NO FRONT LICENSE PLATE! Puff Mama cannot take this level of shit driving, and is about to have a heart attack. The Funky Cops notice the complete lack of license plate, as they chase after the out of control boat. SpongeBob smokes some fresh bubbles to help calm himself down, which distract the Funky Cops. However, this backfires when these bubbles distract SpongeBob’s attention span, making the boat crash right into Drug Funnie’s Dank Doughnuts. Puff Mama tells SpongeBob point blank he’s a lost cause, and that he’ll never get his license. She walks off angrily since it’s her time of the month, and SpongeBob walks off sadly. The Funky Cops catch up, seeing the damage. They decide to eat some doughnuts and worry about the mass destruction SpongeBob caused another time, while doing funky dance moves. SpongeBob walks around, noticing how everyone is showing off their big, fancy...boats, while he still doesn’t have one. Skodwarde passes by in his Pimp God Boat with several strippers, making SpongeBob jealous. Larry is showing off his boat too, and flexing his muscles, gathering the attraction of hot mermaids. He then goes past Mr. K’s house, seeing him using his thicc ass to sexually wash his own boat: The old man’s sexy ass brings a few girls to the yard, wanting in on some of that hot action. SpongeBob keeps heading home, and sees even Patrick showing off his boat, which was likely stolen. But still, when Patrick of all people has a boat before you, you know it’s over, man. SpongeBob sighs, disappointed he’ll never have the boat or ass to get the bitches like Skod, Larry and Krabs can. He gets out his bubbles again, and begins to smoke them once more to cheer him up. He makes many beautiful bubble sculptures, such as a dildo, a doughnut, a jellyfish, and a giraffe. He wishes he could be as good at driving as he is at blowing bubbles. Then, SpongeBob gets an idea in his pants! He realizes he hasn’t had an original episode about bubble blowing in ages, so he decides to do something creative and blow (pause): a bubble boat! SpongeBob says he no longer needs to try for a license when he has this baby, finally putting an end to this repetitive Boating School episode formula. He takes his bubble boat for a ride around town like a pimp, attracting the eyes of many. Many are impressed by this new mode of transportation, called it the best idea in history since porn. The God of Supremacy Orange Cop, being the prick he is, tries to put a stop to this charade by telling SpongeBob he needs a license, but SpongeBob disagrees. God of Supremacy Orange Cop is okay with that, letting bubble boats become the new hip trend in Bikini Bottom. Soon, everyone in Bikini Bottom hops on the bandwagon and has their own cool ass bubble boat. SpongeBob gives any lucky customer wanting a bubble boat special “bubble jobs”, if you feel me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even Skodwarde is impressed, as his Pimp God Boat is upgraded into the Pimp Bubble Boat. Bubble boats are in, and old boats are out. Unfortunately, Puff Mama didn’t quite get the memo, since she’s still trying to drive an old school boat, holding up traffic, annoying many bubble boaters. Puff Mama doesn’t quite flow with these bubble boats, finding them nonsensical. She gets many nasty signals from the bubble boaters, such as the double bird and “can you go any slower?”. She gets pulled over by the God of Supremacy Orange Cop, who tells her those types of boats are not hip anymore, and that she needs to get with the groove by going to Bubble Cruisin’ School. Her teacher is Mr. SquarePants himself, much to her dismay. SpongeBob shows Puff Mama the ropes of driving a bubble boat. At first, Puff Mama fucking sucks at it, finally getting to experience evil irony that “The Summer Blowjobs” failed to do. But after encouragement from SpongeBob...she finally does it. She becomes a wild carefree puff mama, mastering the art of bubble boating. SpongeBob is proud of her, and tells her she is ready to go free. Puff Mama then does...THE DOUBLE BOOST! However, Skodwarde is excited at how he can fuck this beautiful moment up, so he uses god powers to make Puff Mama end her double boost prematurely, forcing her to go onto a highway. She ends up burstin' her bubble (lol), and inflates, floating around the highway like a sex balloon. Many other bubble boaters crash into her, forming a giant orgy pileup. Puff Mama then floats up to the surface with everyone, and everyone pops, as they fall back to the surface. SpongeBob spams his bubbles, saving everyone. Unfortunately, due to this shitstorm, the God of Supremacy Orange Cop returns and declares that all bubble boats are now illegal. SpongeBob sadly accepts this, realizing perhaps now was not the time for vehicles to evolve. He then says he’ll have to get his license after all and that he’ll see Puff Mama tomorrow at Boating School. Puff Mama inflates herself and flies away. Of course, the outlawing of bubble boats doesn’t stop SpongeBob and Skodwarde from making their own shady underground bubble boat business, trying to continue the sacred art of bubble boating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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