Favorite Quote?

[Karen]

It's simply a straightfoward topic. Post your favorite Spongebob quotes and make sure you tell who said that and what episode it was from.

"Well, Mr. Krabs... do you know what I think? ...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. KRABS. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. KRABS'S WALLET. (walks away muttering angrily)." - Spongebob

Episode: Krusty Love

[Rap Critic]

"Business is booming." - Squidward, Bubblestand.

The entire ending scene from "Dying for Pie".

"I order the food. You cook the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die!" - Squidward, My Pretty Seahorse.

[NegiSpongie]

(Dying for Pie)

MR. KRABS: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?

(Blackened Sponge)

SPONGEBOB: WHOO! FOOTBALL!

[Karen]

"Nagging software? I heard that! Come dust my screen." - Karen

Episode: Enemy-In-Law

[Rap Critic]

"I love you." - Patrick

"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING?!" - skeleton fish

-Both from Chocolate With Nuts.

[Karen]

"Stupid inflatable pants!" - Patrick

Episode: Patty Hype

"If it gets any hotter in here, we're gonna have to put fried calamari on the menu." - Squidward

Episode: Spongebob vs The Big One

[NegiSpongie]

(Wigstruck)

SQUIDWARD: Can't you see how ridiculous you look?

SPONGEBOB: Well, I think it looks cool.

MR. KRABS: Ha! You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer.

SPONGEBOB: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what cool is.

(To SquarePants or Not To SquarePants)

SPONGEBOB: 'Have you ever been convicted of a felony?' Hmm, what's a felony?

SQUIDWARD: Being to darn happy all the time.

SPONGEBOB: Oh yeah, lots and lots of felonies.

[70s]

Just way too many to name. xP

SQUIDWARD: Why did he attack me that time?

SPONGEBOB: I don't know! I guess he doesn't like you!

(paraphrased )

[4EverGreen]

From "Nature Pants": Squidward: "He took off his pants." Sandy: "I'll give him a week." Squidward: "I'll give him eleven minutes." Patrick: "Patrick SAD!!!!" /

Sandy: "There he is, Patrick. Say your line." Patrick reads from script: "Why thank you Sandy, I'd love one. (Take Patty.) Too bad Spongebob isn't here, these are his favorite. I sure wish he'd come home. (Take bite.) I can't do it! Spongebob, come back!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm not coming home." Patrick: "I miss you, Sandy misses you, even Squidward misses you!" (Scene cuts to Squidward partying at his house, celebrating Spongebob's absence.) /

I'll post more from a different episode another time.

[70s]

From "Nature Pants": Squidward: "He took off his pants." Sandy: "I'll give him a week." Squidward: "I'll give him eleven minutes." Patrick: "Patrick SAD!!!!" / Sandy: "There he is, Patrick. Say your line." Patrick reads from script: "Why thank you Sandy, I'd love one. (Take Patty.) Too bad Spongebob isn't here, these are his favorite. I sure wish he'd come home. (Take bite.) I can't do it! Spongebob, come back!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm not coming home." Patrick: "I miss you, Sandy misses you, even Squidward misses you!" (Scene cuts to Squidward partying at his house, celebrating Spongebob's absence.) /

I'll post more from a different episode another time.

You obviously know you have an enter button, so what's with the wall of text?

[Karen]

Already been mentioned, but Dying for Pie. "The boy cries 'ya a sweater of tears. And ya' kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?" And then too many to name from Chocolate with Nuts, and Wet Painters.

[Karen]

From the movie:

Spongebob: Now how do we get inside...?

Patrick: I know, walk in and ask for it.

(off-screen)Tough guy: What are you lookin' at?!?! *punching*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a terrible idea. >_>

Patrick: Sorry. ._.

[Rap Critic]

Just way too many to name. xP

SQUIDWARD: Why did he attack me that time?

SPONGEBOB: I don't know! I guess he doesn't like you!

(paraphrased )

"Pretend to be somebody else!" after that just kills me every time.

[Karen]

[on phone] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No, this is Patrick. *whistles*

[on phone] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No, this is PATRICK.

[on phone] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

I'm not a Krusty Krab...

Spongebob: Um...Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

Patrick: Oh...Fish paste!

[CDCB]

Spongebob: But sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo.

Mr Krabs: Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?

From Karate Choppers

[NegiSpongie]

(Frankendoodle)

DoodleBob throws a bowling ball, Patrick's head turns into a bowling pin and gets a strike.

SPONGEBOB: You okay, Patrick?

PATRICK: FINLAND!!!

[Rap Critic]

"Steppin' on the beat! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beat! Doo-doo-doo!" - SpongeBob, Walking Small

Simply posting the text really doesn't do it justice, but whatever.

From the same episode, I also like, "You used me... for land development! THAT WASN'T NICE!"

[Karen]

Plankton: And you know what I really want more than anything in the whole wide world?

Spongebob: A booster seat?

Plankton: A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean.. no..

[NegiSpongie]

(Walking Small)

SPONGEBOB: Excuse me, sir. You're sitting on my body which is also my face.

PLANKTON: No, no, be assertive!

SPONGEBOB: (sticks his finger in man's pocket) Beep-beep.

PLANKTON: (facepalms) Not INsertive!

(Dying For Pie)

SQUIDWARD: Sunset...

FLASHBACK MR. KRABS: The way I see, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower-intestine.

SPONGEBOB: Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi Mr. Krabs!

(Christmas Who)

SQUIDWARD: My wish is for the people of Bikini Bottom to stop listening to inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth.

SPONGEBOB: Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.

[Karen]

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Patrick: Not until 4.