47. Patrickle Jobs / Pat Roast

[Jjs Goodman]

Patrickle Jobs:

Premieres: Tuesday, December 10th at 5:00pm ET/PT

Plot: Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory.

Pat Roast:

Premieres: Thursday, December 12th at 5:00pm ET/PT

Plot: The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."

[4EverGreen]

The first episode segment is called "Patrickle Jokes", FIX IT!!!! In any case, in the first episode segment; when a practical joke (a Whoopie Cushion) doesn't work the way it's SUPPOSED to, Patrick IMMEDIATELY suspects that the company that made it MUST be corrupt! So, Patrick and Squidina decide to go undercover to expose the hidden secrets of the factory! It's nice to see a lot of "Call-Forwards" to the episode segment "Pranks A Lot". For instance, Frank appears in a flashback; the Exploding Chewing Gum returns, and it's EVEN properly weaponized by Squidina! Fake Vomit, and some other weapon type of chewing gum makes an appearance, as well! Cecil is having one of his many odd jobs in this episode, field testing some of the practical joke items that the company is using! Also, it turns out Bubble Bass DOES have a job; he supplies ALL of the ACTUAL gas that the companies' Whoopie Cushions have! Squidina THINKS that Whoopie Cushions HAVING actual gas is ILLEGAL, but I HIGHLY doubt that! Unfortunately, Patrick and Squidina get CAUGHT in the middle of their investigation, and are set down a conveyor belt to be BUZZED by a GIANT propeller hat! Thankfully, Cecil manages to come in right on time, and SAVES Patrick and Squidina! Unfortunately, it seems like Squidina was pranked RIGHT from the start; as Patrick couldn't RESIST giving her a JOKE camera, instead of a real camera! Thankfully, taking down the company is EASIER than it looks, as Patrick LITERALLY just DEFLATES the factory; as it is made out of balloon material! I'd give this episode segment a 10/10!

One thing I don't understand about "Pat Roast", is WHY didn't they have Bubble Bass come on and do some roasting?! That's the ONLY thing that could've made THIS episode segment PERFECT!!!! In any case, Squidina thinks that the time is ripe for people to make some jokes at Patrick's expense! However, the only PEOPLE that Squidina can find; are Patrick's own family, and Spongebob Squarepants! Bunny shows EMBARRASSING baby pictures of Patrick, but Patrick seems to be maybe the ONLY character in the ENTIRE world who thinks that they're "Actually Pretty Funny". GrandPat is than brought on, once again dressed in his Evil Knievel outfit; but the choice of words he HAS for Patrick are NOT the words that CAN be said (in-universe) on "Spongebob Squarepants"! (Nice call-forward to "Sailor Mouth"!) Spongebob is than brought on to roast his friend...except that Spongebob doesn't know HOW to be MEAN to Patrick, as his insults consist of "Poke The Poodle", and he keeps THINKING that he's being TOO mean to Patrick! As it turns out, Patrick's HARSHEST critic; turns out to be Patrick himself! He gets so INTO the moment, he actually has a FIGHT with himself! It's only DURING the fight, that Patrick finally GETS a comment that Harold Flowers said earlier ("Late To The Punchline", but better than NEVER), that Patrick's points about his JOKES were dull; not that Patrick's ACTUAL points on his body were dull! And Patrick decides to forgive himself with hugs and kisses, which ends up WEIRDING everyone out! I'll give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10, only because I think this episode segment could've been improved with some commentary by Bubble Bass! Enough said, true believers!