The Magical Vending Machine

[Ralph Wolf]

You receive a friendly letter from the IRS!

I place in a can of Crystal Pepsi

[Bulbasaur]

You get a bottle of Orange Vanilla Coke...does that mean it didn't LIKE the Crystal Pepsi?

I put in the new (old) CD album copy of Alice Cooper's "Welcome To My Nightmare" that I just bought today.

[Ralph Wolf]

You receive the weird alternate universe version, Wonderland Mini's "Goodbye in your Dreams", on 8-Track Cassette! and it's quite newly packaged too!

I place in one singular alarm clock.

[Bulbasaur]

You get a brand new Nintendo Alarmo Clock!

I put in THIS GIF!

[Ralph Wolf]

You receive... another GIF? wuhhhhh????????

 

I place in fine china.

[Bulbasaur]

You receive a Chinese Temple! (Size may not be to scale)

I put in a slice of Amish White Bread. (Whatever THAT is!)

[Ralph Wolf]

You recieve a very technological piece of White bread (how they managed that is to be decided.)

I place in a can of Pepsi.

[Bulbasaur]

You receive the same can back, but now it's empty! How THAT is possible...the world may never know!

I put in THIS GIF, because it's my Mom's birthday tomorrow!

[Ralph Wolf]

You receive... another gif! one of indeterminate origin, again! 

I place in a 6x6 Rubik's Cube.

[Bulbasaur]

You receive... ...a very WEIRD version of the Game Boy "Tetris" game!

Speaking of, I put in a normal version of the Game Boy "Tetris" game.

[Ralph Wolf]

You receive a copy of Tetris... on the CDI?

I place in a singular electron.

[Bulbasaur]

You receive a GIF that tells you to... ...because an electron is how America picks its Presidents (according to "Johnny Bravo", anyways).

I put in this AWESOME "Star Fox" GIF!

[Ralph Wolf]

You recieve... a copy of StarFox 64... oof and i don't know where they got this one from...

I place in a piece of tape

[Bulbasaur]

You receive this very WARPED video tape!

Speaking of, I put in a video tape of Disney's "Peter Pan".

[Ralph Wolf]

You recieve a DVD Copy of Cinderella 4: Filing Royal Taxes!

I place in the same Warped Video Tape...

[Bulbasaur]

You receive THIS very bizarre GIF!!!!

I put in a picture of this dog driving...your argument is invalid.

[Danny DeVito]

You received a dog biscuit

I put in a banana

[Bulbasaur]

You receive this VERY delicious Banana Split on a GIF image! Now...if ONLY you could figure out how to eat it...

I put in a CD Copy of Starship's "Greatest Hits".

[Ralph Wolf]

You recieve... a VHS tape of some random local tv station's interpretation of "We Built this City"?

I place in a clam shell.

[Bulbasaur]

You receive a BUNCH of clams with teeth in them!...Is THAT normal?!!!

I put in a small toy of the Coca-Cola Polar Bear.