The Magical Vending Machine

[Zaid]

You recieve a little Wunchpunsch Plushie!

I place in a bottle of Colgate Toothpaste... the one with Tartar Control.

[4EverGreen]

You get this nice, smiling picture of Julia Roberts. Don't you WISH you had teeth as white as hers?!

Speaking of, I put in the original film negative of "Pretty Woman".

[Zaid]

You recieve the same movie but on LaserDisc! ...let's hope it's not a letterbox copy...

I place in a bottle of Discount Fanta.

[4EverGreen]

You receive...Lucille Ball as Lucy on presumably...one of her LESS well-coordinated days!

I put in a CD of The Very Best Hits of Rod Stewart!

[Zaid]

You recieve multiple 8-track cassettes consistent of Demos of all songs featured on said CD!

I place inside a bag filled with Air from 2019...

[Danny DeVito]

You get a limited edition Danny DeVito soda can!

I put in two nickels

[Zaid]

You receive a little figurine of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

I place in a... regular quarter?

[4EverGreen]

You get a commemorative GIF of 39th President Jimmy Carter, rest in peace.

I put in the solo, Belinda Carlisle CD debut album; "Belinda".

[Zaid]

You recieve... a Blender? is that what the machine interprets the word "Belinda" as?

i place in a dollar coin

[4EverGreen]

You receive this very ADORABLE Cat GIF!

I put in this GIF of Spongebob laughing!

[Mr. Eugene Krabs]

You get a boot!

I put no money in at all, ar ar ar!

[Zaid]

The Machine outputs... Nothing! because you put nothing in it!

I place in an old can of Red Bull

[4EverGreen]

You receive a GIF of Mr. T crying...because even tough guys cry.

I put in a physical copy of the Nintendo Switch Game, "Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2"!

[Plankton]

You get a delicious bucket of chum!

I put in a bomb

[4EverGreen]

You get...NOTHING?!!! Chris Maclean: "Well, folks; it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--." (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I put in the amount of work I put in when writing "Total Cartoon Island".

[Danny DeVito]

You get a Mr Beast Burger

I put in a Canadian Dollar

[4EverGreen]

You get green eggs AND ham (because that's what A.I. ASSUMES Canadian Bacon is!)

I put in the amount of work I put in when working on "Total Cartoon Action".

[Zaid]

The Machine isn't sure what to output, as it has not seen that one yet.

I place in one singular rupee

[4EverGreen]

You get an old woman saying: "This ain't enough to talk".

I put in the amount of work that I have put into the website that I have been designing so far.

[Mr. Eugene Krabs]

You get The Appetizer, fresh from the SS Diarrhea!

I put in a tax document