The Magical Vending Machine

[4EverGreen]

You get... ...WONDER WOMAN!!!! (The joke works better if you KNOW her original creation!)

I put in those COOL bracelet blockers that Wonder Woman wears!

[Zaid]

You receive... Her Lasso of Truth! Use it Wisely!

I Put in M&Ms

[4EverGreen]

You get this weird, trick M & M cookie!

I let the Magical Vending Machine suck up ten pounds of my own body weight, in exchange for what it would be worth on the open market.

[Zaid]

The machine dispensed $25 in pennies out the coin slot!

I take one of those Pennies, leaving you with $24.99 and insert it into the machine 

[4EverGreen]

You get the scent of a skunk...because the Magical Vending Machine is INSULTED that you only put in a penny!

I put in $10 worth of the money that I got.

[Zaid]

The machine dispenses $10 worth of Soda in cans! ...including a half can or two, dunno how it managed that?

I take the half-can and slot it back into the machine

[4EverGreen]

You get the Dog HALF of Catdog (be thankful you didn't get the Cat half!)

I put in one of Cat's nine lives into the Magical Vending Machine!

[Zaid]

It Outputs an EXACT clone of Cat!

I place in a can of Arizona Arnold Palmer Iced Tea

[4EverGreen]

You get...I can't even DESCRIBE what you're getting, because it's THAT nasty, for some weird reason!

I put in a can of one of those "La Croix" flavored water beverages.

[Zaid]

The Machine's exit slot begins to pour out liquefied TV Static, don't touch it! who knows what will happen if you do...

I carefully slot in Uranium in the entry slot.

[4EverGreen]

You get the (contained in a lead box) radioactive diaries and notes of Marie Curie...don't open it for at LEAST 5,000 years until it decays by a half-life!

I put in a receipt from a Taco Bell restaurant.

[Zaid]

You recieve... the empty wrappers from said visit to taco bell!

I place in one singular dollar coin

[4EverGreen]

You get...the POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!! Fighting crime and the forces of evil since 1994!

Speaking of, I put in some...CHEMICAL X!!!!

[Zaid]

The Machine oozes out liquid... then somehow spits out a copy of Action 52 for the NES! (what???)

i place in Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato.

[4EverGreen]

You have gotten a VERY large sandwich!

I put in that WEIRD painting that keeps APPEARING over and over again, like some sort of repeat pan!

[Zaid]

You recieve... This painting of Charlie Day! Who knows? it may have a similar effect!

I input a bottle of water.

[4EverGreen]

The water is spat right back out to you...because you SAID "Water"!

I put in a VERY damp Kermit The Frog!

[Zaid]

Out comes a very dry Fozzie Bear! Who knows where Kermit went?

I place in an old plasma screen tv, it's quite heavy!

[4EverGreen]

All you got was this weird guy, demanding that you buy something MORE!

I put in a used gift box of See's chocolate candies!

[GAYLE]

You get a half eaten pretzel

i put in my art