The Magical Vending Machine

[Emberlynn Pinkle]

You get a copy of "Undertale".

I put in a half-eaten Little Debbie's gingerbread man.

[Zaid]

The Machine dispenses about half the money it was worth... quite literally, every bill and coin was miraculously cut in half.

I Put in a 3mb Zip File into the machine's hard drive

[4EverGreen]

You get a computer error message saying "File Not Found", because most computers don't USE Zip Disk Drives anymore!

I put in my used ticket that I got to see the movie "Wicked!"

[Zaid]

The machine spits out a Wicked Doll, with a peculiar URL on the back...

I place in Mr. Krabs' First Dime

[4EverGreen]

You get a FANCY French Maid Dress for SOME weird reason!

I put in the CD for the NSYNC album, "No Strings Attached".

[Zaid]

You receive the same CD Back, now with Strings attached to it!

I Put in a DVD Box Set for Season 1 of Beast Wars: Transformers

[4EverGreen]

You get a DVD copy of Hanna-Barbera's 1985 animated "Transformers" movie, along with the LAST traces of Orson Welles' career AND self-respect!

I put in my Nintendo DS cartridge of the Video game version of "Happy Feet Two".

[Zaid]

You recieve someone else's Nintendo DS Cartridge of "Happy Feet Two", and you can tell it's not yours because it has someone else's name written on the cover and the cartridge in permanent sharpie!

I Casually slide in a bottle of Water

[4EverGreen]

You get SOME jerkwad spraying THEIR water bottle into YOUR face!

I put in a 1-Up toy mushroom!

[Zaid]

You receive a... 2-Down Mushroom? that doesn't look safe...

I put in The Dutchman's Treasure!!!!

[4EverGreen]

You get... Two Gold Doubloons!

I put in the blaster that Han Solo used to destroy the intercom, right before he said; "Boring conversation anyways!"

[Zaid]

The Intercom Strikes back! firing a laser beam into the blaster destroying it!

I Put in a very goofy, very silly demon core :3

[4EverGreen]

You get a very HOT (literally) full-grown Demon!

I put in a receipt from a local burger restaurant, just out of curiosity!

[Yummylesecond]

You get a burger king coupon

 

I put in the letter H

[Zaid]

the Machine spits out the Letter I

 

Evidently it spat it out at such a rate, the I bounced off the walls and shot itself back into the machine, in the entry slot no less!

[Jjs Goodman]

You get a Turkey Sandwich

I put in a counterfeit bill

[4EverGreen]

For putting in a counterfeit bill!

I put in these very words into the Vending Machine, and wonder what I will receive in return!

[Zaid]

You receive... Those very words but in REVERSE!  ....BIZARRO!!!!

I place in, one singular coin

[4EverGreen]

You get some Skittles (what else do you EXPECT for just 25 cents?!)

Speaking of...I put in some Skittles!

[Yummylesecond]

You get m&ms

I put in dried clay