The Magical Vending Machine

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

Rules are simple, put something in, then the user below you tells you what comes out, then they put something in and the cycle repeats.

i'll start:

I Put in a Dollar.

[Ghost Gal]

You get a bagel.

I put in a nickel.

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

You get a Penny.

I put in the Matrix of Leadership

[Freddy Fazbear]

You got the Red Pill!

I'll put in a quarter.

[dmandagiraffe]

You get a room temperature can of beer.

I put in a $2 bill.

[Freddy Fazbear]

You get a LIFETIME of regrets (just ask "Tiny Toon Adventures" for their infamous BANNED episode segment!)

I put in my hope and trust for the General American Public...

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

You get broken promises.

I put in another, albeit tiny vending machine

[Freddy Fazbear]

You get the World's TINIEST Violin!

I put in Squidward's Hopes And Dreams.

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

the machine spits out a gravestone with it written on it, to which Mr. Krabs walks up and exclaims: "What a baby."

He puts in a Quarter on a string, then immediately pulls it out again

[Freddy Fazbear]

You get... ...a PIE in the FACE!!!!

I put in a copy of the Nintendo DS game version of "Robots".

[Ghost Gal]

You got a Nintendo 3DS.

I put in a half dollar.

[dmandagiraffe]

You get half a can of Sprite. Unfortunately the cut is vertical so the rest of the drink spills out.

I put in a plastic chip the same size as a quarter.

[Freddy Fazbear]

You get... PLASTIC!!!!

I put in a used ticket that I got from seeing the movie called, "Here".

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

The machine spits out a ticket for the soon to be released sequel: "Now"

I carefully slide in a tiny plastic treasure chest

[WinterArcanine]

You get REAL treasure! Unfortunately, no one believes its real, so you can't get anything from it

I put in a fire stone

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

The Machine spits out one Bridgestone Tire

I put in the deed to Squidward’s House

[WinterArcanine]

You get the contents of Squidward's diary! be careful, you may find out things you were better off not knowing!

I put in a gun

[dmandagiraffe]

The vending machine responds in kind.

 

I put in $4.20.

[The Grand Duke of Owls]

The Machine spits out a Bag of Doritos, a Can of Mountain Dew and $0.69 in change

I Put in Tree Fiddy

[Freddy Fazbear]

You get a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree!

I put in an already used $10 Nintendo Switch E-Shop Card.