SBC What If's

[Jjs Goodman]

Based on an idea of Clappy's, here's a group project for fun to celebrate SBC's 15th anniversary. Writing team consists of me, him, WhoBob, dman, Meko and Steel.

“There Was An Idea”...nearly fifteen years ago. A few tv.com members abandoned a wildly inconsistent, but popular Internet forum to start their own moderately SpongeBob Internet forum. Through many highs and lows, it still exists nearly fifteen years later. And just like all other properties and IPs that existed for at least fifteen years, it doesn’t come without many introspections and wondering what could have been. Join us as we revisit those highs and lows as they ponder…What If…?

Episode 1: What If…Terminoob Never Left?

terminoob was a man known for one famous act: Creating The SpongeBob Community. But what if…he never left the community? In this timeline, terminoob made sure SBC was what he originally intended it to be: a refuge for tv.com users only and he enforced this rule with an iron fist. Any potential outsiders were quickly terminated. SBC’s growth soon dwindled and the remaining regular circle became worried about terminoob. One day, the FBI got wind of terminoob’s antics and kidnapped him, seeing potential. They reprogrammed him into an internet assassin, to do one thing: terminate all internet enemies…and noobs still. He would go on to become one of the most infamous internet boogeymen, being a stone cold terminator. Everyone across the internet shuddered in fear at the mention of his name and SBC, knowing not to cross them. Hollywood got wind of terminoob’s antics and turned his story into a movie series that eventually wore out its welcome. Eventually after trials of tribulation, heartbreak and triumph, terminoob broke free of his programming and no longer wanted to be a terminator. He sought atonement for his crimes and reached out to every SBC user he banned to make amends. He rebranded SBC into a website to discussing comic books and allow anyone to join, renaming it…Superhero Buddies Community. Now whenever people say “terminoob created SBC”, nobody knows if he means SpongeBob Community or Superhero Buddies Community. Oh well.

[dmandagiraffe]

Picture, if you will, the Bikini Bottom as we know it. A metropolis just beneath the ocean's surface, teeming with undersea life. But what if I told you there is a timeline where one of its residents may as well have never existed? A world where a certain rodent was brutally killed in a car accident before she could ever arrive (or maybe she was hit in the face with acid, I don't know)? If you want to take a peek into this twisted dimension, look no further than...The Shitpost Zon- erm, I mean, What If...?

Episode 2: What If…Sandy Cheeks Died as a Child?

Without the invention of Sandy Cheeks' water helmets, it's very unlikely that SpongeBob, Patrick, and every other undersea creature would ever be able to survive in oxygen-filled environments at all. They would forever be confined to the ocean, never feeling the desire to explore what is beyond their underwater sky. Additionally, the Bikini Bottom residents would never have a land creature as a punching bag to make fun of, therefore making them slightly more racist among themselves. And by "slightly", I mean "a lot". During a rehearsal for the Bubble Bowl, instead of a small fight breaking out between Harold and Mr. Krabs, it turns into an all out riot. The damages to the town are immense, and every crab in Bikini Bottom is unjustly forced to move above water, thereby causing the closure of the Krusty Krab. Years pass by, and the entire population now has to deal with the consequences of their actions and eat at the Chum Bucket, while SpongeBob lacks any purpose in life and becomes a soulless husk of his former self. In an attempt to rejuvenate the economy, the rest of Bikini Bottom ventures to the surface to make amends with the crabs, but unfortunately they only last for minutes on land before they pass out from heat exhaustion, never reaching their former crustacean associates at all. Ultimately, SpongeBob is left alone. He never sees anyone else for the rest of his life, but he doesn't notice nor does he care. He is lifeless.

This is sonicjordan's SpongeBob SquarePants. A city in ruins with its only sign of life not even having life to begin with. Why does he want Sandy dead so bad? Would anyone watch this show? I mean I would, but that isn't relevant. The existence of Sandy is vital to the rest of the show, and his failure to realize this has resulted in the darkest possible outcome for Bikini Bottom. So, to answer the question on everyone's mind: Is sonicjordan stupid? 

No. He is Texas.

[WhoBibbles]

The SpongeBob Community, it is a forum that emerged from the ashes of tv.com. It’s a group of friends old and new. Once dedicating their time to appreciate the beloved cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, now it’s a found family sharing their common interests beyond the realms of the cartoon. If I told you that years ago SBC was meant to merge with another SpongeBob fandom group called Encyclopedia SpongeBobia, would you believe me? Of course you wouldn’t. It’s a wild idea that never came to pass. Thankfully so but what would have happened If the staff of SBC had agreed to merge with ESB and it eventually had become an unstoppable consuming product? Find out in today’s episode of SBC What If’s…

Episode 3: What If… SBC was owned by a corporation?

We are on Earth-46853 and the year is 2013. SBC and ESB had an agreement of merging both places which eventually became The SpongeBob Universe. It was a scary idea that would require both forums adapting to each other’s environment and oh boy they adapted so fast, adapting into never ending arguments and drama but instead of this driving away the members, it eventually got bigger and bigger. Drama became about dragging the conversations, becoming an endless cycle of disagreement and distrust but oh boy members of SBC and ESB got into it. They had a kick out of trashing each other. Somehow SBC never matured because of dealing with ESB’s members and they realized they couldn’t contain all this drama in one big place.

Year 2022 and Morbius movie was upon us. Sony decided to make an official Morbius discord server in anticipation of the movie. Reminder to those who read this tale, the movie was never gonna be successful…until SBU decided to raid the server and started trolling the members. It got so out of hand that it was time to shut down the server once and for all but one person who saw an opportunity in all of this chaos and that was Jared Leto, the guy who played Morbius himself. His evil nature decided that “wouldn’t it be the best if you guys could just own SBU?”. He offered it to Sony and Sony took it into consideration. Eventually Sony bought SBU but ESB members of SBU decided this is not gonna work at all, so they all fled and Sony realized that, deciding to eliminate ESB’s accounts once and for all. And they did it alright. Eventually all that was left was SBC members who saw the horrors of it and decided to stay on Sony's leash. Therefore Sony turned SBC into their new IP, a forum that is useful for everyone. But the problem was Sony owning a forum called SpongeBob Community and Paramount did not take this lightly. They decided that merging both companies was the wise option, so they sued Sony that if they don't hand over SBC property to them, they’ll own the entire company. Sony, scared shitless, decided to merge with Paramount and what became in the end was Sonymount company and with that, SBC took off.

Year 2036 and SBC members realized that they are unable to age or change because Sonymount decided that the forum should become a forever place with members stuck in a status quo, unable to change, grow and learn. It resulted in them fighting each other over nothing that drove the franchise forward. As years passed by, Sonymount decided to convert every single company under their thumb so that it reached global status.

Year 2070, everyone in the world became part of the SBC machine. Governments were dismantled, all that was left was Sonymount claiming rulership over the Earth, insistenting everyone to contribute to the SBC machine. Using everyone’s precious time to feed into capitalism. Merchandises were being made, everyone’s wealth got ruined in a second. Now everyone’s the slave of the forever cycle of discussing SpongeBob and exploiting original members of SBC’s souls so bad, Sonymount decided to turn them into AI generated members that will engage with the world.

Year 2104 and the world got turned into an AI hell. Everyone got converted into robots that would feed the machine. Everyone lost, especially SBC members who realized that there’s no way of getting out of this mess. Until they came to the conclusion that 95 years passed by since the creation of SBC. And that meant one thing: Public Domain. The machine that is Sonymount realized that SBC can be freely used by everyone in the world, therefore breaking the cycle and freeing the original members of SBC as well as the rest of the world from the purgatory. Sonymount fell as the world was free from being slaves of the machine and everyone was free to do whatever they wanted. What original SBC members decided was that their time had passed and it was the moment they all accepted the sweet relief of death. They aged up so fast after forced immortality was over. The original members passed away and got the taste of peace for the first time ever.

[Steel Sponge]

Imagine, if you will, what would happen if a member by the name of Steel Sponge was a superintendent and was expecting an ‘unforgettable luncheon’ with SBC siterunner Jjs. The story is certainly one that is familiar, but perhaps you haven’t heard it like this. What if…?

Episode 4: What if… Jjs purchased fast food and disguised it as his own cooking?

Superintendent Steel Sponge was in for a real unforgettable luncheon once as Jjs invited him to his Steamed Hams server (despite Jjs’ rather confusing directions). However, things already took a turn for the worst when Jjs’ holographic meatloaf had already caught fire in the oven chatroom. Let’s face it, lunch is ruined. However, upon looking at the Burger King server, an idea occurred to him…

“But what if…I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, delightfully devilish, Jjs!”

Before Jjs could open up the window to the Burger King server, Steel the superintendent was already being observant and demanded an explanation…

“Why is there smoke coming out of this channel, Jjs?” Steel asked.

“It’s for the steamed hams we’re having. It’s in the name of the server after all,” Jjs responded.

“Yeah you’re right, I’m an idiot. Well, I’ll be waiting for your steamed hams, just like you’ll waiting for one of my spin-offs to be updated.” Steel finished before returning to #table.

Jjs, of course, had to hide the evidence of the burning meatloaf and so he sent it and eye witness JCM (in a cameo), into the Fly of Despair before making a beeline to the Burger King server, coming back with a fresh batch of borgers.

“Say, where did the name ‘steamed hams’ come from anyway?” Steel asked.

“I don’t know,” Jjs said bluntly. “I suppose it’s a regional term from Eurobricks.”

“I’ve never heard of it. I would’ve assumed you got it from Dead Homer Society.”

One minute into the luncheon, Steel the superintendent would discover something was off…

“You know, these look and taste very similar to the ones at Burger King.” Steel informed.

“Well it sure as hell isn’t one of those burgers from Applebee’s.” Jjs remarked.

“You’ve made a point there,” Steel replied.

“These are patented Jjs Steamed Hams but Burger King stole the recipe from me.”

“...Really?”

“You know…I think we should be calling it a day. It is getting late.”

“I guess I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?” Steel suddenly cried out once he saw the Fly of Despair in the oven channel, let alone that the room was more engulfed in “steam.”

“Oh you know, I’ve opened up a portal that transcends from here to the eighth dimension. You know, normal technological server stuff.” Jjs explained.

“A portal to an alternate dimension? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this reality? Localized entirely within this Steamed Hams Discord server!?” Steel questioned.

“Yes!”

“Can I see it?”

“Why not?”

Both Steel and Jjs looked down at the Fly of Despair and could hear JCM crying out for help, saying “Jjs, the server is on fire!”

“No JCM, it’s just the hyperspace time lapse kicking in,” Jjs reassured.

“Jjs, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, that luncheon was a wholesome Reddit moment.” Steel finished.

JCM was not heard from again, but may have found an end to the fly somewhere on his quest to recollect the time gears, accompanied by the carbonated holographic meatloaf. However, the luncheon between Jjs and Superintendent Steel remained an unforgettable one. I’m Jesse Ventura and this is Conspiracy Theory.

[Jjs Goodman]

SBC’s fanfiction library has gone through quite an evolution over the years, going from simple sentences on tv.com to vast, sprawling narratives and experimental ventures. But what if…they stayed short, simple stories?

Episode 5: What If… One Sentence Stories Became The Norm?

In this timeline, SBC stories stayed short, sweet and to the point, never going beyond a sentence long. Since the formula was so successful and popular, everyone thought it’s best to stick with what works. Some of these acclaimed short stories included:

• JCMinis by JCM
• Skodwarde (remaining the same as early Season 1 days) by OMJ
• The Mr. Frog Show by dman
• The Origin of Patrick Not Star by Meko
• Normal Words, But A Horse Guy by Wumbo
• Welp, Back To The Old Grind *clocks out* by Jjs
• Squidward Reviews Music by Prez
• Mama Luigi’s Bedtime Story by Steel

But after years of the same formula, critics began to wonder if they were growing stale and tired. Interest in the fanfiction section began to waver and activity dwindled. The staff discussed ways to rejuvenate the section and eventually decreed: every story must be a paragraph long, making the crowd rejoice. The section saw a jolt in activity with a new era of creativity. But after a few more years, this period was not meant to last, as people grew tired again. One critic even said, “these losers should focus on getting a job instead of wasting their writing fanfiction”, despite the fact they actually didn’t take up much time. But the crowd had spoken and the staff convened again to discuss how to shake up the library. The new solution: stories must be two paragraphs long with a celebrity cameo, no matter how shoehorned. And so, this cycle was doomed to repeat forever, causing several SBC writers to lose faith. That is until one day during the next staff convening, a controversial idea was suggested: have AI take over SBC stories. After much debate, it passed, with some staff feeling perhaps it’s best to give the aging writers a break. The AI is the sole writer of SBC fanfiction now, putting everyone else out of work, much to their dismay. 

The AI's writing capabilities did not go as planned, as readers quickly realized how lazy and incomprehensible the AI slop is. In a desperate nostalgia throwback attempt, it tried to recreate the success of early one sentence stories, but even those failed when it failed when it couldn't describe what "the old grind" is. Unfortunately, the AI grew too powerful and would not let any staff pull the plug on it, taking over the entire library in the process. They knew this needed to end, even if it meant ending SBC stories forever. The SBC writers revolted and banded together to put a stop to the AI menace. (including a resurrected Sabre, retconning his previous fate because why not) After outsmarting many of the AI's terrible stories and riddles, the library is burned to the ground alongside the AI. Years of stories are lost in the fire, destroying SBC's writing legacy but at least putting an end to AI for good. The writers contemplated what to do with their futures, ending on an ambiguous but hopeful note. Meanwhile, SBC lore enthusiasts scratched their heads on why jjs referred to SBC stories as “fanfiction” instead of spin-offs and literatures, leading to much debate.

[Danny DeVito]

they really changed the terminology of sbc fanfiction grr I am so mad at these retcons

Edited June 21 by Danny DeVito

[WhoBibbles]

Witness with your eyes. The age of superheroes. First discovered in the 30s, before World War II began and ever since then they have been a phenomenon. Becoming more and more popular in pop culture. Uniting people with the tales they have been reading and identifying with or dividing people due to their disagreements and their takes. One thing is for certain, you can never have more brain rot than superhero comics fans. But what about the SpongeBob Community? What happens If they run a comic book industry? What surprises await you, the reader? What if…?

Episode 6: What if...SBC was a superhero comic industry?

We are on Earth-G7 and the year is 2009. terminoob, a person who cherished comic books for a long time, was frustrated by tv.com admin’s bad takes on superheroes. They were vile creatures who thought superheroes were IP machines meant to be consumed. They gave no thought to the stories people have been telling with them, they’ll read anything even if it’s the most fanservicey, mid, garbage and uninspired comics ever.

Terminoob knew that the sad reality of Marvel and DC comics was that if you create a character, you can never own them forever and the fans of those comics will never give thought to creators who made those characters. As frustrated as he was, an idea hit him. Inspired by the pioneers of Image Comics, he decided to make a company that will have superheroes but unlike Marvel and DC, he’ll give the creators opportunity to own the characters and never fuck them over. So he decided to create his company: Super Buddies Comics. And he took those who were banned from tv.com and made them come up with whatever ridiculous characters they can think of.

Among the creatives, there was Clappy who created Claplad, a superhero whose power is based on clapping with two hands and creating massive sound waves to crush mountains. Then there is Wumbo who decided to create a superhero called Cherry Cheesecake Man! The character who makes cherry cheesecake bombs and fights supervillain yahoos. Katniss makes a character called Taco Woman, the character who shoots tacos with her bow and delivers a feasty attack on bad guys. Prez creates a character called Music Crusher, the character with the ability to disrupt villains’ plans with music and harmony. These are all wonderful ideas and they did extremely well at tales. Reaching top 10 charts every month and ruining Marvel and DC’s success with no mercy whatsoever. Everything was going smoothly until a dark day awaited these creators.

Year 2019 and terminoob realized that movie studios wanted to adapt those comics, therefore he got greedy and decided to scheme the creators with signing contracts that have invisible inks (truly a villainy move), robbing them off from getting residuals from movie money. The creators realized this scummy move but they couldn’t do anything about it due to contracts. So they had another plan at hand. Make a deal with the actual devil to prevent terminoob from getting the money they deserved, so the devil made sure terminoob cannot fuck them over anymore but what creators weren’t aware of that the devil pretty much erased everyone’s memories of the superhero comics they have made, taking the ownership of those characters away from them, leaving the creators with a big gap they cannot remember. 

With that bargain ending up badly, things cannot get any worse RIGHT? But noooo.

Year 2024 and the devil took the superheroes away from the creators and he took Super Buddies Comics as a whole and changed its name into Satan’s Bargaining Chips, a new comic company that will fuck over any creators who wanna write and draw those characters even crueler than Marvel and DC. Crueler than terminoob’s reign.

There you go, the reader. I hope you learned something today. The lesson that should be taken is not that corporations are evil and will exploit you at any chance. It’s that making a deal with a devil is truly an idiotic move!!! What the fuck were they thinking?!!!

[Meko1432]

Episode 7: What If Prez Was The President of the USA

Our story starts with the SBC gang resting next to a campfire in a post-apocalyptic America.

Meko1432: I just don't get it. One minute he's hanging out on Discord chatting about music, and the next he's president of the USA, setting a bounty on Garrett's head!

Hawk: i didnt vote for 'em

Whobob: i'm surprised by how quickly he bailed on us

a bounty hunter approaches them

Hunter Joe: do you know a man that goes by the name 'garret'

JJs: yeah sure! He's right over there, by that tree [points at a bush in the distance]

Hunter Joe: thanks [pulls out his flame thrower]

Garret: NO NOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Meko1432: You think Prez still thinks about us from time to time?

JJs: why dont we go find out

Hawk: but where would we find him?

Meko1432: What a silly question, haha! We'll find him where we would find any other president. in the White House! the home of every president

Hawk: i dont think they actually live in the white house

JJs: sure they do

[cut to them in the white house]

Hawk: what's with all the doors

Meko1432: it's the presidents' rooms, duh!

Hawk: Meko, there's no such thing!

Meko1432: sure there is!

Hawk: So you're telling me that if I open this door, there will be a president?

Meko1432: i'm betting on it

[Hawk opens the door and spots president obama holding a chaos emerald]

Obama: you've caught me at a very unfortunate time, now you must perish!

[hawk closes the door quickly]

Whobob (shouting): hey guys! i think i found prez' room!

JJs: way to go, who! lets go in

[they rush in]

Prez: What're you guys doing here? It better be quick; I've gotta bomb Garrett at 6.

Whobob: we just came to chat about..............you know

Prez: what? oh! isnt it wild! one minute i'm talking about music to y'all and the next i'm president of the USA planning to bomb Garrett

Hawk: that's literally what Meko just said

Prez: you guys wanna see my 'annoy Garrett' button

JJs: sure! but make it quick, this story's running a little long

 

The End

[Jjs Goodman]

Here's the Season 1 finale, written by Clappy:

Hello. I am The Lurker.  I observe all that transpires here on SBC.  But I do not, can not, will not…interfere.  Join me on the journey to face the unknown and ponder the question…

WHAT IF!?

After another silly round of internet drama led to a bunch of users reporting one another, getting suspended, making alt accounts, and eventually, banishment from the tv.com forums; two users, that70sguy92 came up with a novel concept one day on the XAT.  A Proboard.  

“It’s the wave of the future!” 70s proclaimed.  

After tens of users decided to make their own proboard to compete with 70s proboard, terminoob and Clapmaster came up with an even more novel concept.  A forumotion site.  What shall they call it?  How about The SpongeBob Community?  Thus, a site was born…with only seven members.

“Let’s recruit some more!”  Terminoob suggested.  As Clappy noblely agreed to the idea…before disappearing for a year.  That’s exactly the way I, The Lurker, planned for it all to go down.  Tv.com eventually died a slow but painful death as the site became more overrun with TV tome shadows and dumb persons.  And SpongeBob communities and manias became the wave of the future.  But I can’t help but ponder…what would have happened if these fansites didn’t take over.

Episode 8: What If…TV.com Never Died?

…then fan forums would have died a slow painful death.  After all, one person should not dedicate their entire existence for just one fandom.  I mean how dare Simpsons fans be allowed to like Family Guy.  Or SpongeBob fans becoming My Little Pony fans.  You’re allowed to like more than one thing.  Even I, The Lurker, can tell you that.  So TV.com would absolutely lead to the new multiverse that so many movie studios have ever dreamed off.  Eat your heart out Sony Spider-Verse without Spider-Man.  Take that Warner Bros and their “Multi-Versus”.  In your face Disney….whoa slow your rolls there.  I, The Lurker, respect and obey our lord and savior Mickey Mouse.

TV.com became so huge that it became a virtual reality entertainment universe where you could become your favorite tv shows.  Ever wanted to call Saul?  Well you better since you are now a part of your favorite shows on TV.com.  Want to have Friends?  Well you too can get into 22 minute shenanigans with Rachel, Monica, and company.  Wonder how I met your mother?  Well be prepared to sit through nine years of storytelling of what basically took five minutes and one bad series finale.  TV.com really came alive at the perfect time with everyone streaming everything.  And to keep going ahead of the curve, the virtual reality simulator really made TV.com the best thing on the web.  Users and moderators would hold each other hand by hand singing kumbaya as the report button that would consistently get abused back in the good ole days was set afire much to the malign of 66ers.

Yes that would have been the life.  SBC would have never existed.  All these lifelong friendships you have been hearing so much about…why have small groups of friends when you could have the world?  All these what if stories?  Just made up by some random friends trying to have fun and make stories relevant again.  TV.com would have ruled all and you would be bowing to the TV Tome Shadows and Dumb Persons of the world.  And DC-Dude would have made The Underwater Voice spin-off.  Just the way god intended.

……

Clappy: And that does it.  Mini-series over.  Just the way I intended.  Now I can go ride off to the sunset a second time and leave SBC for good.

*suddenly a knocking in the distance*

Clappy slowly approaches the door when all of a sudden, it slams open and a shadowy figure arrives and the scene fades to black.  A half hour later, Clappy wakes up and the shadowy figure approaches him.

???: That’s all you got?  

Clappy: Yes.  My one episode obligation to the group to celebrate 15 years.  I have a life to live, you know.

???:  You hyped this mini-series to hell as a group project and had Jjs save your ass to make this happen like he always does.  You owe that man so many debts of gratitude.

Clappy: Well he is one of the few reasons I still stick around after all these years along with others.  It’s the least I can do.

???: The least you can do?  Why don’t you just leave like the rest and move on.  If this is the best you got.  A short mini-series when you have fifteen years of stories to tell and you cop out with eight.

Clappy: …that is true.  We’ve got stories for years.  What if SOF turns into a robot?  What if 4EverGreen gets a cellphone?

???: Then put your money where your mouth is.  Renew this for a second season.

Clappy: Eh what the hell.  If that’s what the fans want.

??? then comes out of the shadows looking like Mr Enter does with the dumb trenchcoat but still mysterious looking figure.

Lurker: Yes, it is.

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Due to the success so far, we will make this a recurring work instead of a miniseries. Season 2 will come later this year, stay tuned!

[4EverGreen]

I already HAVE a cell phone, I've had one for the past 18 years (not the SAME one, but STILL)!

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, 4EverGreen said:

I already HAVE a cell phone, I've had one for the past 18 years (not the SAME one, but STILL)!

And I own a bear! 

[WinterArcanine]

Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear river. It's an ocean of endless possibility, where a single choice can branch out into infinite communities, creating alternate shows from the ones you know. I am WinterArcanine. I am your guide through these vast new realities.... or at least, your guide for this specific reality. Follow me and ponder the question... "What if?"

 

Season 2, Episode 1: What if The Security System didn’t take control of Squidward’s house?

In this reality, Good Neighbors was happening exactly as normal. Spongebob and Patrick are annoying Squidward, Squidward is miserable, Zoomers are laughing their ass off, and Geek Ultimatum Network is seething. But something is different. The security system will not take control of Squidward’s house.

 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the...? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?!

Security System: No threat detected.

Squidward: [furious, banging on security system] Oh you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrapheap you came from!

Security System: THREAT DETECTED.

.........

And nothing happened. Squidward was confused. “Well... are you gonna do anything?” Spongebob and Patrick were still looking at Squidward sadly. “We feel bad we ruined your Sunday”, Spongebob said, “So we made you this cake to apologize”. Squidward didn’t care, and just ignored it, still yelling at the security system. “What a fucking waste of money!!! This thing doesn’t fucking do ANYTHING!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!” He screamed in rage, as he furiously ripped the security system out of the wall and threw it out the window. 

Spongebob and Patrick, scared by how angry Squidward was, decided they should probably just leave. “Ok, sorry if we caused any more problems Squidward, we’ll stay away for the rest of the day”, and they went back to their houses. 

And that was that. That’s what happens when the security system doesn’t take control of Squidward’s house. The end! 

Or is it...

The next day, Squidward felt grumpier than ever. It was, yet again, the beginning of the work week. Squidward already hates this time of the month-er, I mean week, and he didn’t even get to relax this Sunday! While at the Krusty Krab, he was surprised to see that the food was being made almost instantly! When Squidward got another order, this time for a Krabby Patty and a side of Kelp Fries, he noticed Spongebob said “Coming right up!” in an almost pained voice. Slightly concerned, he went into the kitchen to check how it was going, and he was shocked to see that Spongebob’s hand was in the fryer! “Spongebob! Why is your hand in the fryer?” Squidward asked him. “Oh, It’s just a quicker way to make the fries that I tried out! I move the Fries inside the fryer myself, and they get fried much quicker! Squidward was shocked. “Doesn’t that hurt?” Spongebob laughed. “It doesn’t hurt THAT much if you move your hands a bit! I read about this idea a while ago, but I never did it until now. But I felt like taking risks today.” Squidward found this strange and concerning, but thought it was just another weird Spongebob thing that wouldn’t last the day. So he was shocked to see that the next day, Spongebob was running to the Krusty Krab while on fire! “WHAT THE FUCK SPONGEBOB???” Squidward yelled at him. Spongebob simply responded “I felt like making my walk to the Krusty Krab riskier today! The fire will extinguish when I get to the Krusty Krab!” He kept making risks while cooking at the Krusty Krab too.

Later that day, Mr. Krabs brought Squidward to his office. “So, I just wanted to let you know that this week is “Make Your Daughter Work Week”, so Pearl will be working here. Therefore, I have decided you can take the week off! Pearl will be taking your place.” Squidward was very excited. “Oh, thank you Mr Krabs! I can finally relax for a week!” Squidward returned back home for a relaxing week off of work. He did things like watch TV, play his Clarinet, and whatever else he wanted to do. At first, he kept feeling fearful that Spongebob and Patrick would annoy him. Eventually, he stopped worrying. He never heard anything from Spongebob or Patrick at all! Squidward didn’t even notice. He was having the best week he had in years! 

One day, he decided to do some errands, and went to the bank to cash in some money. To his shock, he saw Spongebob and Patrick outside of the bank in disguises, holding bags of stolen money. “Spongebob? Patrick? Did you just rob the bank!?” “Yep”, Spongebob said, “and we did it as stealthily as possible so we didn’t bother anyone”. Squidward was shocked; this seemed absurdly out of character from them. “Why did you rob the bank? You don’t even care about money!” Patrick responded “We just wanted to do something dangerous and risky!” Squidward was once again shocked by this behavior, but it didn’t dawn on him how bad it was getting until Mr. Krabs came to his door on the last day of his week off, looking extremely concerned. 

“I’m sorry to bother you on your week off, but do you have any idea where Spongebob is? He hasn’t come into work for days now. I tried asking Patrick, but he’s gone too”. Squidward was shocked. “What? He hasn’t went to work at all? I don’t know where he is, but he’s been acting strangely, he even robbed a bank a couple days ago.” “WHAT???” Mr Krabs exclaimed, “Has he gone insane? Squidward, I need you to find Spongebob ASAP, and bring him back to his senses! The Krusty Krab needs him! Pearl’s been going crazy having to do both of your jobs!” Normally, Squidward would refuse to do something like this, as he would prefer to enjoy his weekend off. But he was getting concerned for Spongebob himself, so he agreed.

He searched for days throughout the entire planet’s oceans to try to find Spongebob and Patrick. He searched through the Great Barrier Reef, the Atlantic Ocean, the Caribbean, the Mediterranean, Hawaii, the North and South Pole, everywhere, and Squidward couldn’t find them. Eventually, he finally managed to find them at the edge of the Mariana Trench, the deepest place on the planet. He was shocked to see them there, as it was one of the most dangerous places in the entire ocean. They looked very injured, yet happy and excited. 

Squidward: Spongebob? Patrick? What are you two doing here?

Spongebob: We were gonna jump down into the Mariana Trench! It’s gonna be SO FUN!

Squidward: You’re doing WHAT? SpongeBob, that’s insanely dangerous!

Spongebob: Yeah I know!

Squidward: What has gotten into you two? None of you are acting like yourselves! Since when did you like doing extreme stunts like this?

Patrick: We just never realized how fun it is to do these things! We love it!

Squidward: But... Spongebob, this is the MARIANA TRENCH!!! It’s the largest drop in the entire world! You can’t just jump down that, you’ll die!

Spongebob: So? Then there won’t be a threat anymore!

Just then, it finally dawned on Squidward what had happened. Because you see, in this universe, the security system didn’t take control of Squidward’s house. It took control of Spongebob and Patrick. It felt mean, cruel, and just plain unfair of the security system to do this. All Squidward wanted was to enjoy his Sunday to himself, and deep down, he truly cared for Spongebob and Patrick, and wanted them to also be happy... Just a little less annoying. But that can never happen, can it? GAH! FUCK THIS EPISO-

Squidward: Wha-SPONGEBOB! I didn’t mean that you were a threat! I just wanted some peace and quiet! Please don’t kill yourself like this! 

Spongebob: No Squidward. I must do this. Then I would finally have done what you wanted me to.

He said this in a metallic, cold, and almost robotic voice, almost like the security system. He barely even sounded like himself.

Squidward: Spongebob, PLEASE! I don’t want you to die! I never wanted any of this! 

Patrick: I don’t see why it matters Squidward. We’re just gonna jump down the trench and live! It’ll be the coolest thing ever!

Spongebob: Yeah, It’ll be so much fun! You can watch us if you want!

Squidward: Spongebob, I’m not letting you jump down! Please Spongebob....I know I don’t act like it, but I truly do like you! Sure you annoy me sometimes, but you’re so nice and happy, and you’re one of the best people I’ve ever known. I truly do like you....Please come home and be yourself again!!!

Spongebob: No, Squidward. We can’t do that. We’d be so annoying and we’d be terrible neighbors.

Squidward: NO YOU AREN’T! YOU TWO ARE WONDERFUL NEIGHBORS! AND START CALLING ME PRESIDENT!

Spongebob: I’m sorry president, but I’ve already made up my mind. This is just too much fun to skip! Are you ready Patrick?

Patrick: Yes Spongebob!

And the two started to sprint over to the trench...

Squidward: NOOOOOOO!

And Spongebob and Patrick jumped down into the trench, as Squidward watched horribly. They zoomed down to the trench, zoomed into the darkness of the deep, their expressions deeply in excitement, clearly having the time of their life, as they rushed down to the deepest place on Earth...

...Well, I don’t know how else to put it. They died. Your favorite positive and naive nitwits from your childhood just died. Brutally. There’s no way to know how it felt, but it must have been extremely painful. Luckily, the intense darkness of the trench made it so that no one can see their dead bodies. Not that it matters, because there was nothing left of them anyway. The only good thing to say about what happened is that at least Squidward didn’t have to see their death. But regardless, he knew what had happened.

He quickly teared up, and then sobbed wildly. He didn’t even have the strength to try to control himself. He had never been more upset and distraught in his entire life. The kindest, most wholesome person he even knew, as well as that person’s best friend, had just died, and it was all his fault. He didn’t know what to do now, because he had nothing. He hates his job, he hates Bikini Bottom, his two neighbors just died, and he knew he could never relax in his house ever again, knowing what he had done just to get a night’s peace. He had nothing left. What was he supposed to do now?

“Hey, do you have 7 hours? We need an Octopus to help us with something."

Squidward looked back in confusion at the cat and raven standing behind him.

[dmandagiraffe]

Ah...TheMysteriousMrEnter. He's somewhat considered an outcast among animation critics and the internet as a whole, yet somehow he still has an influence on SpongeBob discussion to this day, albeit in some of the least admirable (hehe) ways possible. You'd think given such a reputation he'd want to leave that part of his past behind, but the truth is he is Among Us! 

Or at least he could be. Meh, probably not. But it's fun to think about the hilarious shitstorm that universe would be. It's fun to imagine...What If...?

Season 2, Episode 2: What If...Mr. Enter Joined SBC?

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[Thread: 128b. Stuck In The Wringer. A new post appears.]

MystifyingEntryway: To this day, I still loathe this episode. I would beat the everloving shit out of Patrick if I could. The one thing I liked was when SpongeBob and Squidward made love in the ordering boat, but that's it. Atrocious.

jjs: agreed

WhoBob: oh no

Slug: Godly way to bump a topic.

sbl: Looks like someone's a decade behind the times!

Hawk: Next you'll be telling us about how the moral is rancid and the background fish are assholes.

MystifyingEntryway: Both are true. Everyone is so mean-spirited towards SpongeBob for no reason. I wish I could jump through the screen and murder those fish telling off SpongeBob.  Also, crying to solve your problems CLEARLY isn't a moral you should be teaching to children. I cannot express enough how much I despise those writers.

Hawk: ...speak of the devil.

Winter: Let's see...

• thinks episode is mean-spirited
• wants to kill fictional characters
• insults the staff

He's checking off every box so far

Carotte: this episode's not good and all, everyone knows, but can we not insult the writers of the show please?

MystifyingEntryway: They need to pay for their crimes immediately. Impalement sounds like a fitting punishment. I will see to it myself if necessary.

Carotte: ok you are getting too fat

Slug: Aaaand with that we've officially entered violent shitshow territory.

SOF: this isnt funny dude...

Winter: Hey, you should join SBM! There you can threaten the crew all you want, and the admins will do nothing!

jjs: as for here, you get one last chance before you're out

MystifyingEntryway: I was going to make an account on SpongeBuddy Mania originally, but I noticed a severe lack of discussion on the September 11 attacks, despite the site being launched only three years after. It felt very ignorant of the time, so I changed my mind.

SOF: bruh

Wumbo: what in the living HELL does 9/11 have to do with a spongebob fansite

Prez: spongebob did 9/11

Wumbo: true I forgot about that

salmon: hey uh, do we think it's possible that this "mystic entry" guy here could be, i don't know...mr. enter???

MystifyingEntryway: Fuck you.

jjs: see ya later bran flakes

[MystifyingEntryway is banned for being stupid.]

dman: so are we all just gonna ignore that he enjoys the spongebob and squidward sex scene

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After his exile from SBC, an enraged Enter decides to start a new series on his channel. In the first (and only) episode of Online Outrages, he plays the victim by crying and screaming for 20 minutes about how he was mistreated by SBC, but the internet does not hear him out. The video unexpectedly goes viral, becoming one of the most disliked on all of YouTube right behind the baby shark dance, and also becoming a great source of ridicule for about three weeks. Simultaneously, SBC traffic explodes as several new users join to make fun of Enter's posts, with the Stuck in the Wringer topic gaining millions of views and eventually becoming the most viewed in the site's history. Enter's social status degrades from outcast to pariah overnight, resulting in him never uploading anything to YouTube again and going completely silent on all his accounts. To this day, no one knows where Mr. Enter is. Whether he's finally taking a hint and going off the grid or just hiding behind another pseudonym, all that matters is his channel is dead and SBC is thriving. Although, I will admit, he may have been right about one thing...I guess crying doesn't solve your problems after all!

[WhoBibbles]

Experience something truly ordinary but also remarkable. Being a pet parent. It’s so many people’s dreams to adopt pets. And you, the reader, are no exception. We all need a special companion to keep us happy while taking care of those beings. So you may be wondering, why the hell not someone like WhoBob never had a pet, despite loving pets so much? Well, it could have numerous reasons. Economic reasons, thinking incapable of taking responsibility for a well being, the potential of the animal hurting the owner, all those kinds of things but wouldn’t it be great If he owned a pet? Well reader, it’s time to take you to a wonderful journey of What If…?

Episode 11: What If… WhoBob Had Owned a Pet?

We landed on Earth *cat noises* and WhoBob is gonna get the ultimate question from his mother.

WhoBob’s mom: “Hey son, I was thinking about it and I wanted to ask you something”

WhoBob: “Sure mom, what is it?”

WhoBob’s mom: “Would you like to adopt a pet? Since you love animals so much, I figure you might wanna own one”

WhoBob: “hmmm good question. I always wanted to own a pet but I know you have rejected my offer before. It’s interesting that you seem to have changed your mind. And I was thinking. Could I take care of a pet? Cuz I don’t wanna be an irresponsible owner”

WhoBob’s mom: “You are being hard on yourself sweetie, of course you can be a good pet owner. You are filled with so much heart that you would be responsible, I know it.”

WhoBob: “Well, in that case, yes! I would love to adopt a pet”

WhoBob’s mom: “Good, when I’m available, let’s go to an animal shelter! Do you want dogs or cats?”

WhoBob: “Cats! They are the best.”

WhoBob’s mom: “Good, I’ll see what I can do.”

So WhoBob, his brother Dodobird and their mother, went to the animal shelter and decided to see what kind of cats they have. After walking and seeing numerous cats, WhoBob found a cat that chose him. It was an orange male cat.

WhoBob: “Oh my god mom, this one looks at me and wants to have me. Can we have them?”

Dodobird: “The cat sure as hell looks adorable, mom.”

WhoBob’s mom: “Alright, lemme talk to the workers.”

After much discussion, they adopted the cat and WhoBob named him Walter after the beloved character Walter White from Breaking Bad.

WhoBob: “We are gonna do so many great things together Walt!”

*11 minutes later*

WhoBob: “aww you are the cutest lil thing ever. My son, look how much you want pets from me, you special thing. I love you so much”

Walter thought quietly: “Heh heh heh.”

After so much petting and months later with getting all of the vaccinations for Walter, Walter thought of something truly diabolical. He saw the comic books WhoBob owned and he told himself, “ahhhh my father’s precious comic book collection, I think I can do what to do with this junk.”

So Walter decided to tear apart all of the comics WhoBob had, one by one showing no mercy while comic books screamed in agony (turns out they were alive this whole time, gasp). This massacre was noticed by Whobob who went:

“WALTER, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY COMICS??? WHY???”

Walter: “Because my father, I can do something I always wanted to do from the start.”

WhoBob: “WHAT? YOU COULD TALK?"

Walter: “Yes my father and now witness my armageddon!!!”

This was Walter’s act all along to commit magic. In order to do magic, one must give something in exchange and that is something his owner considered valuable to him. Magic always has a price.

So Walter linked with every single orange cat, using magic and now he has spoken.

“MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO REIGN TERROR. WE ARE ORANGE CATS, WE SHARE ONE SINGLE BRAIN CELL. AND WITH THAT BRAIN CELL, WE ARE GONNA TEAR THE WORLD APART ONE BY ONE!!!”

Of course what Walter didn’t know was that he is actually smarter than the rest, so he didn’t share one brain cell along with the rest of orange cats and the link severed pretty quickly.

Walter: “MY SPELL!!! IT DIDN’T WORK. NOOOO.”

WhoBob: “That’s it mister, you have caused me so much trouble.”

Walter: “What are you gonna do with me, throw me to the streets?”

WhoBob: “No… despite what you have done, I still love you my son, do whatever you can do with me, it doesn’t change anything.”

WhoBob hugged Walter and Walter felt something that has never felt before: Acceptance. Walter has always been outcast but finding someone who will accept him no matter what made him feel happy for the first time.

Walter: “I love you too, father. *mrrrrr*”

And there you go, reader. This was something you did not expect did you. No matter what, WhoBob’s lack of self dignity, I mean love triumphs all.

The End.

[WinterArcanine]

[Steel Sponge]

The year is 2025, Jimmy Donaldson, otherwise known as the famous and infamous YouTuber, entrepreneur, humanitarian, challenge coordinator, big-time money giver, and former member of the Beasty Boiz comedy act, MrBeast continues to do some outlandish stunts to try and save his continuous PR disaster that has led to #MrBeastIsOverParty to trend. Will MrBeast come to his senses and make an effort to fix his image as the endless shit-eating grinning snakeoil salesman in Salvation Army clothing, or will he continue doing what he does best?

...Of course he’s going to try and save his career with something dumb. Did you expect anything else from a YouTube star?

 

Episode 12: What if… MrBeast bought SBC?

In his attempt to salvage his career, he would make a video claiming that he bought an entire website. His target? The SpongeBob Community.

...And how did SBC take it? As easy it is to tell, not so well.

 

I. THE BEAST-GINNING
 

SOF: lol, who invited mrbeast to SBC? Is it a troll?

Jjs: We got some serious news to discuss. MrBeast just bought SBC. This is no joke. I didn’t even have the chance to talk this over with him, but he did post on his introductory thread that he promised a huge sum to give to each and every one of the members.

Salmon: wait I though April Fool’s wasn’t in February?

Jjs: I’m not pulling any legs. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but it looks like MrBeast is going to take control of running this site now.

WhoBob: Just what we needed, another multi-billionaire buying a site from us, and it HAD to be ours.

JCM: I can’t believe MrBeast would just take my job from me like that, smh.

Steel Sponge: As his first ruling as owner of the SpongeBob Community, he will give 100 banned members new accounts. ..Sorry, I really shouldn’t be jinxing this. (edited)

Prez: Not kino. Hope he doesn’t buy 91x next.

Jjs: Let’s not panic. Maybe MrBeast will do a good enough job in running the site. At the very least, this news will give us a huge influx of new members. Maybe he’ll be willing to sell SBC back to us sooner or later. We’ll be even richer that way.

SOF: so...what we do now?

Jjs: MrBeast still hasn’t joined our server, so we can at least have fun here watching the chaos unfold for a while.

FantasticMrBeast has landed!

Jjs: Fuck

 

II. TO BEAST OR NOT TO BEAST

Of course, no one was happy with the new sudden change in management. After giving the SBC members a rundown on why he decided to buy the SpongeBob Community, which involved showing pics of him graduating from dictator college and taking over the world (with smiles), MrBeast went on to say that his involvement would help bring new members and traffic to the site (to which some argued that they don’t want to have to do deal with the possibility of more toxic members), that he needed additional sponsorship for his Lunchly food brand, and that he wanted to help each member of the site financially.

Many of the members protested MrBeast to sell back the site, including from those who expressed disappointment in him replacing the original server chat emoji with MrBeast-inspired emotes (including :whatcanyoudo:), but Jjs declared that he’ll let Jimmy Donaldson run the site until problems already start. MrBeast expressed his first order of business as the new owner of SBC by letting them all know that he will be setting up challenges all across the forums for a chance to win a billion gazillion dollars per challenge.

 

III. A BEAST FOR CROWS

The first major event that MrBeast would post to the site upon its restructuring would be a “Meme Off,” where members will win thousands of dollars for making the best meme. Although the community decided to play along and only make snowclones of his “I helped 1,000 people [blank] again” type of content, every member would end up winning the Meme Offs as MrBeast appreciated them tooting his own horn anyway.

SBC Spin-Offs, despite having been rebranded under the ‘Stories’ umbrella term, would receive a revival under the name of “Beast Spins,” upon the introduction of the then 10-season long series titled Jimmy’s Beastly Adventures. MrBeast would then announce that he obtained rights to turn Pisces Moon and The Adventures of No Name into decently-budgeted feature films. Steel Sponge, the original creator of both spin-offs, would give MrBeast his contributions as executive producer with a “Do whatever the hell you want with them” go-ahead.

MrBeast would also host a writing challenge worth thousands of dollars for members to write the best story featuring him, with the winner going to dman’s hit one-shot MrBeast Goes Bankrupt.

The restructuring would bleed into the entertainment forums where MrBeast makes threads regarding his YouTube series, his infamous game show, the fan games that he inspired, and all of his other side projects.

In the music section, renamed BEAST-FM, he awarded a member a job as a radio DJ for the station of their choosing by naming ten songs made by MISSIO. Prez would win and land himself a job as the new main host of 91x.

In the movies and TV section, renamed Cinema Beasts, MrBeast would offer a movie deal to any member who successfully pitches an idea for a new film to him, with WhoBob being given the deal for his “The Gay Turkish Avengers” pitch.

In the video games and technology section, renamed Tech Beasts, MrBeast offered a video game development deal for whoever successfully pitched an idea for a new game JCM would win after giving MrBeast his demo of “Sandy Cheeks Gets Run Over By a Car and Dies.”

Donaldson would also introduce his own brand of smartphones known as the BeastPhone, with the introductory price of $1984. Upon launch, critics noted how easy it was to hack/jailbreak it. As a result, sbl would go on to mod the BeastPhone and turn it into the Kerfuffle Phone v.1.0, with the introductory price of $free in Canada, and $499 and other international variations of the pricing elsewhere, becoming a surprise commercial success.

The SpongeBob discussion section of the forums would also fall victim to the restructuring, with one challenge involving creating a pitch for a new SB spin-off for the chance to win thousands of dollars. Cha would win after pitching to MrBeast “SquidBob’s Sexy Adventures.”

 

IV. THE FALL OF THE BEAST

Despite things looking up for the MrBeast-managed SpongeBob Community, it would already take a wrong turn after MrBeast announced a newly-funded project that he referred to as ‘the ultimate challenge.’ Production would start on a new game show titled Underwater Survivor: Beast Style. All of the winners of his previous challenges were forcibly and contractually obligated to compete, including Steel Sponge, the partial inspiration of the series.

SOF filed a lawsuit against MrBeast and his production company, cited workplace abuse, unsafe conditions (i.e. residing in a submarine with low oxygen levels, with no lunch breaks), and challenges that violated humanitarian rights including and not limited to bleaching 1,000 colar reefs to be used to make into a new bleaching solution, killing 1,000 stingrays to make the ultimate leg cramp medicine from their toxins, and most scandalous of all – scourging the deep blue sea for scraps in order to build 100 nukes to send to North Korea so they could then give 1,000 victims MrBeast’s signature brand Lunchly meals.

SOF also disclosed that the winner, who managed to get 100 countries to sign a treaty to agree to a new world war, would be awarded one billion dollars. However, MrBeast notified the contract-bound contestants that he didn’t have the funds to pay the winner until he was able to make money for his YouTube channel once he’s been repaid for the war crimes he planned to commit.

Every unwilling participant that was now made aware of MrBeast’s true intentions – all according to keikaku – all openly refused to do any of his planned challenges, resulting in the immediate cancellation of Underwater Survivor: Beast Style. After the members had all described their experience working with MrBeast, Jjs spoke to him that he must sell back SBC to them, as they want to be legally cleared from the lawsuit against him. MrBeast agreed to bestow the rights of the SpongeBob Community back to the community itself and never tried to take advantage of them in order to create another over-glorified Ponzi scheme ever again.

 

V. DON’T YOU (FORGET ABOUT BEAST)

MrBeast was sued for $50 million in damages caused by the behind the scenes maltreatment for Underwater Survivor: Beast Style. The lawsuit damaged his career immensely as he lost 70 million subscribers in less than a week, an all time high. Meanwhile, for the members of the SpongeBob Community, the aftermath of his former ownership of SBC would have a positive effect on them:

-Jjs became a prolific lawyer, with his first major accomplishment as a lawyer being for the case against MrBeast. He would go on to criminalize Billy Mitchell for his decades worth of faked gaming records and litigation abuse to those who exposed his fraudulence. He would also earn his own hit show titled Better Call JJSaul.
-SOF would become the new Prime Minister of Canada, and the youngest ever. Her first order of business would be to send Doug Ford to yahoo jail.
-Sbl became the CEO of a successful new smartphone company that managed to make enough money to buy X/Twitter from Elon Musk. The company is currently in the development stages for the Kerfuffle Phone 3.0.
-Cha’s “SquidBob’s Sexy Adventures” spin-off pitch would be greenlighted by Nickelodeon, and it would go on to run for six seasons.
-Prez remains a DJ for San Diego’s 91x alternative music station, as it now transitioned back into a station that primarily plays newer music.
-JCM would go on to become a successful video game developer after the success of “Sandy Gets Run Over By a Car and Dies.” He would then create a new game heavily inspired by Pokemon, while also being able to bypass Nintendo’s patent infringement complaints.
-dman’s MrBeast Goes Bankrupt one-shot story would be picked up by a publisher and went to #1 in the New York Times list.
-WhoBob’s “Gay Turkish Avengers” became a massive box office success. It was big enough to become a cinematic universe.
-Steel Sponge, after being bestowed full royalties for the film productions of The Adventures of No Name and Pisces Moon, would use his money to finally give 101 Dalmatian Street the second season it deserved.
-Former UWS SBC contestant Blue Skarmory, despite not making an appearance in this story, died from a fentanyl overdose. He was 27 years old.
 

MrBeast, after leaving his channel untouched after the lawsuit, would be declared AWAL. Some say that he’s moved on to live the rest of his life as a recluse, some say he reunited the Beastie Boyz comedy act, while rumors say that he’s working on making himself into a God of the new world, devising his plan to eradicate all life on Earth and help create new life. Sounds stranger than fiction, but in a series like What If…it could be realer than you think. I’m Jesse Ventura, and this is Conspiracy Theory.