Squidward's genital mutilation

[WinterArcanine]

So recently, I was reading TVTropes and saw this:

This is a very serious issue. As it turned out, Mr Krabs has mutilated Squidward's genitals by cutting them off. This is horrifying, as Squidward has done nothing wrong and deserves to have genitals. Mr Krabs probably cut them off for work purposes, or even just because he likes doing genital mutilation (just like he loves commiting genocide). In my opinion, Mr Krabs should be arrested for this, and be required to pay Squidward's hospital bills. He cannot be allowed to get away with this.

 

What do you guys think about Squidward's genital mutilation?

[ExKizuna]

Look, I'm gonna come off as a Krabs apologist but I need to play devil's advocate here. Just because my client is guilty of genocide does NOT mean he would cut someone's genitals off. That is a sacred line not many people would cross. As seen in Shell of A Man, Mr Krabs himself is insecure about his own body and he wouldn't do that to someone else. (Whether he would erase their existence is a different story)

[Mr. Eugene Krabs]

Hold your horses laddies, this is a complete misunderstanding! While I did commit genocide on the bubble people, that doesn't correlate to me mutilating Mr. Squidward's jewels! I'm suing tvtropes for these accusations!

[markerbob_101048]

Maybe Squidward's nose his his genesis?