SpongeCob Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 (edited) Let's create a scenario. Let's say it's 2004. Perhaps someone at Nickelodeon hires you to work on a show called SpongeBob SquarePants (maybe you've heard of it) and on your first day, they tell you, "Listen. Your job is to ruin SpongeBob"... Would you do it? How would you do it? Let's find out! ITT, we write the most abominable, hilariously awful episodes of SpongeBob... for fun! You don't have to write full detailed scripts (you don't have to do anything really, I'm not forcing you..) they can just be short little descriptions of the episode, but really, really terrible. Bonus points if the episode written actually sounds like something they'd do. C'mon it'll be fun I'll start "One day at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Patrick keep pranking Squidward by watching House Fancy loudly in the kitchen and rewinding the scene where they move the sofa and laughing while Squidward tells them to stop. They say no and keep watching it to mess with Squidward. The customers do the same thing and watch it on the Krusty Krab TV and even set it as their ringtone. The next day when Squidward turns on his tv, it's the first thing that comes on. SpongeBob put a tape of the episode in his VCR behind his back. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh their asses off as Squidward gets pissed. Squidward then breaks into SpongeBob/Patrick's house while he's asleep and tries to find the embarrassing photo of him at the Christmas Party and upload it on the internet. Squidward gloats at first, but then people flag the picture for harassment." Edited May 31, 2021 by SpongeCob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterArcanine Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 squid baby but part way through the episode a monster shows up and tries to eat baby squidward and spongebob tells baby squidward to put the monster down RIGHT NOW 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Squidward is crying on a bed and the voice of a 15 year old tells him to end it all 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Squidward Torture Porn (SPECIAL EPISODE) 22 consecutive minutes of Squidward receiving the short end of the stick before it fades into SB and Patrick giving a PSA to stop television writers from committing abuse towards fictional octopi before they turn on a electric chair and electrocute Squidward, who happened to be sitting in it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeCob Posted May 30, 2021 Author Share Posted May 30, 2021 (edited) Mr. Krabs is too cheap to make more krabby patties, so he just forces SpongeBob to make patties out of garbage, bugs, chemicals and bodily fluids. The patties get progressively grosser until the customers get sick and puke all over the restaurant. SpongeBob cleans it up by soaking all the puke. Mr. Krabs then tells SpongeBob to just make new krabby shakes by squeezing out the puke into the cups. End of episode. Squidward tries to report SpongeBob for breaking into his house, but instead HE gets arrested for stealing straws from the Krusty Krab (they cost 99 cents). Squidward in jail says "at least I'm away from SpongeBob". But then SpongeBob gets himself arrested to bust Squidward out... wait, no. spongebob just appears in Squidward's cel.. when they share a cel together, Squidward tries everything he can to bust out of jail but fails. SpongeBob keeps getting Squidward repeatedly beat up by the same muscular fish due to being annoying. They end up dying in jail. the episode ends with their skeletons in jail, and spongebob's skeleton saying "yep squid. I'm sure we'll break out sooner or later." SpongeBob hires a babysitter for Gary for the third time. But it's 2 kids. The kids do gross things like pull on Gary's eyes while he screams, bite on his eyes, force him to watch Ink Lemonade for 2 hours, and starve him while we are forced to watch him scratch at a bag of snail food for 7 minutes. SpongeBob comes home and gives the kids a big tip, and then yells at Gary for misbehaving. Patrick has a shaky tooth, so he just spends 11 minutes pulling on it. actually wait, no. 22 minutes. it's a special episode. nothing else happens. Edited May 30, 2021 by SpongeCob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterArcanine Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Spongebob and Patrick go online and sees people refer to episodes as "Squidward Torture Porn", so they decide to literally create Squidward Torture Porn. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 If I wanted to write the worst episodes of SpongeBob, I would write all of them. Also, As Told by Ginger is supremely underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny DeVito Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Sandy Cheeks dies in a car accident as a young squirrel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeCob Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Danny DeVito said: Sandy Cheeks dies in a car accident as a young squirrel. finally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Lelly Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 The Flying Dutchman does nothing but say "3000" for 22 minutes. Spongebob eats garbage for 18 minutes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterArcanine Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Danny DeVito said: Sandy Cheeks dies in a car accident as a young squirrel. He said "bad" episodes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Lelly Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Just a black screen for 11 MINUTES. No, 46. It's a TV movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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