Steel Sponge Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 (edited) (a.k.a. the moment where I steal Cha's style of SB forum shitposting by doing a thread like it of my own) As the diagram of Gary and Patrick's family tree seems to imply, Carl is the only, adopted child of Prince Callous and Prince Dingus (SB says gay rights!), who bore no children of his own and was left to see the legacy of his parents die before he would then die too. Most people ask who is Carl, but few people have asked what happened to Carl. Rumor has it that Carl killed himself via overdose. No matter what happened for Carl, it should still be known that his life was indeed a tragic one. Edited October 9, 2020 by Steel Sponge 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Born an era of misunderstandings and bigoted hate against homosexuals and other lgbt+ members, Carl and his gay foster dads/surrogate mother were shut outs, this would explain the lack of royal title on his name. Carl grew in a great depression that seemed endless. But it all changed when he when he acquired a bankrupt pizza chain, and with a few modifications, the pizza castle was born. https://facebook.com/CARLSPIZZADENVER/ 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverFreeGuy Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Carl kind of looks like he could be related to Old Man Walker (the short, green fish with eyeglasses, and often a walker). One can only wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 It seems Carl's choice to rename Carl's Pizza Denver "Pizza Castle" shows an ironic callback to his royal title, and how he'd been unceremoniously stripped of it due to the circumstances of his birth. He often wished normal parents had adopted him and not a weird dolphin thing and fat green guy from two separate royal families out of wedlock. They did their best to give him a good home, but it wasn't enough to remedy the rejection he felt from the undersea upper-class and unwanted attention from the tabloids. His business boomed, but he never quite found happiness. He always felt like he was made for better things than selling large double olive pizzas to fatties as a coverup for the nationwide drug enterprise he ran behind the scenes. Maybe it was never meant to be for poor old Carl. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Vermicelli Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 So nobody's gonna bring up the fact that he's wearing a pink leotard with a clashing brown bowler hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverFreeGuy Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Maybe he just really likes gymnastics, and wearing bowler hats is his PERSONAL fashion choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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