SpongeBob and Patrick took apart of a Global wide Massacre

[Cha]

Think about it. If an island called Robot Pirate Island had a fight between its two species, in this case the pirates and the robots, what caused this reaction? Well if we look further into SpongeBob’s history, most of are aware of how fond he is of pirates, from his old navy former pirate boss Mr. Krabs, to his dress-up as one, etc. But SpongeBob has always feared robots, in a way, intolerated them besides Karen, the town’s only educated robot, whom in SpongeBob’s mind, is the only right to his approval. Could the pirates have colonized previously know as Robot Island and after living there “”””peacefully”””” by the robots they forced to labor for them, they mass murdered several androids with his supreme bias in tact? History will look back at this and cringe at the intolerance of this mechanic species who were purged out of their homeland by the scurvy sea dogs.

[kev]

ion know what u smokin rn but i believe in Pirate Supremacy .

[OWM]

The pirates’ victory plaque clearly describes the robots as a “menace” as if they were a recent threat to their safety that needed to be dealt with through such a bloody and terrible war. Could it be that “Pirate Island” fell under threat from robot imperialism? Or perhaps robots and pirates coexisted until war profiteers like SpongeBob and Patrick arrived to turn these two groups’ differences against each other? 

 

We can point to the start of the war being Patrick’s comments of “beep beep beep” with responses of “For that, you’ll walk the plank!” We could infer that the robots must have started something so heinous that it drove the pirates to commit mass genocide, but it’s clear that SpongeBob and Patrick instigated this incident themselves. Those monsters took advantage of this island for their own personal benefit, and they must be stopped.

[Old Man Jenkins]

It’s quite obvious just what sort of agenda SpongeBob himself was pushing judging from the events of Krab Borg. Look at all the innocent appliances and electronics that he willingly pushed Squidward into straight up murdering all just to force a confession out of his supposed “robot” boss. A ridiculous accusation and subsequent persecution that was only fueled by his recent willful intake of some old age anti-robot propaganda piece, mind you. Robophobia at its absolute lowest.