Demented Music

[Joe Biden]

Spoken: "Can -- can I put in somethin' like ... this is 'Demented
Music', take one.... 1, 2, 3, 4!"
Do you like Demented music? I like Demented music
Don't you like Demented music, baaaabyyyy

I like, songs about a Surfin' Bird, Star Trek, and Harry Potter,
That is the spirit of dementia, baaaabyyyy
I like songs about insanity, cartoons, SciFi and Tee-vee,
I like Demented music, yea, baaaabyyyy

Your songs are too slow, My songs are just right,
I'll say I love dementia with all my might,

It's good enough for meeee, It's good enough for youuuu.
G {or A-G-A-G-A-G on the G-string to follow the vocal}
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

I like songs about computers, South Park, food, cars, and moose turds,
Won't you, listen to dementia, wi-ith me, baaaabyyyy
I like songs about a fish head, Hobbits, and animals that are dead,
Demented music is my forte, baaaabyyyy

Top 40's a bore, It does nothing for me,
It just doesn't have the flavor of crazy comedy, That's good enough for meeee,

(d'you like Demented music)
If it's good enough for meeee,
(d'you like Demented music)
It's good enough for youuuuu.
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

A cappella :
D'you like Demented music? (We like Demented music)
I like Demented music (Baaaabyyyyy)
D'you like Demented music (We like all kinds of music)
But I like Demented music best (Baaaabyyyy)

It's the greatest music in the whole wide world,
I wish that I can share it with a lovely girl.

It's good enough for meeee (do you like Demented Music)
It's good enough for meeee (I can hear the music)
It's good enough for meeee (fun-ny music)
{C-F repeats, getting more frenetic, and finish}