BenPaz Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Narrator: This isn’t a meme show (well actually it kinda is). It is the story about a cave with no birth name but has liked going by the name Dave. Now let’s go back to the past. ...700 years ago... King Neptune: I’m really fucking bored im gonna go make a cave. But he’s fucking magic. He shall be small… yet grow to be huge. He will someday become an important figure of history. But for now, He shall be known as a lowly rock. Episode 1: The Time Shall Pass *650 years later* A view of Jellyfish fields is seen. It has very lush grass and a sunrise is seen. A cave is on the right of the image. Dave: Yo, are you up? (speaking to a ghost pirate) Ghost Pirate: What the fuck do you want it’s like 6 in the morning. Dave: Well I was just having a nice glass of oxygen in the atmosphere but something banged at my entrance. Can you go see who it was. Ghostly Pirate: Ok fine I’ll go over there. An anchovy appears at Dave’s entrance. He is wearing what looks to be Atlantean armor. Anchovy: PLEASE LET ME IN PLEASE Dave: Don’t let him in, he’s probably a telemarketer. Anchovy: PLEASE I’M ON THE RUN Ghost Pirate (skeptical): And I’m supposed to believe you? Anchovy: I have some treasure. Ghost Pirate: I’m letting him i- Dave (interjecting): Don’t! Ghost Pirate: Come in! Anchovy: Is everyone gone? Ghost Pirate: Yeah, pretty sure. Anchovy: Please introduce yourselves. Dave: My name’s Dave and that ghost pirate over there, his name is Calvin. Calvin: At least I was given a name at birth Anchovy: My name is Pontifex. I am an Atlantean rebel who disagreed with the current administration. Calvin: Are you gonna do some like backstory dump or some shit. Pontifex: Unfortunately yes. I had wanted to make Atlantis a more prosperous country but LRH wanted to make that place all about science and the arts. Not even any kind of prosperity. In return me along with a few others decided to create a continent that ran off of stolen gold from Atlantis’ reserve. Dave: That’s kind of a flawed idea for a country you know. Having no money and only focusing on science and the arts. Pontifex: To get money, I stole the Atlantean Amulet from them and split it in half. I sold one half of it to a seller who seems to have an interest in artifacts of unknown places. The other half however. I have right here. (Half of the Atlantean Amulet is shown) Narrator: If you don’t know what this is how are you on a SpongeBob site. Pontifex: Keep this thing safe. Until someone worthy comes in to take it. Someone who fully believes the philosophies of the Mu Continent Calvin: I expect there’s like a band of Atlantean soldiers out there Pontifex: Yeah I’m gonna go kick their asses. (A sound of a large brawl is heard outside) Dave: Well that guy was weird. I wonder if we’ll see him again. Go put that amulet in a safe place Calvin. Where no one can find it. (Calvin brings the amulet deep in the cave so no one can find it.) Dave: What the fuck even are the “Philosophies of the Mu Continent” Calvin: I don’t know I assume it just means never let anyone get it. Episode 1 Ends 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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