GoofyGooberz's Poetry

[Goobz]

 

Tears

By: Goobz

 

As I sit all alone inside my room

And break out in my pain

I huddle near the door in gloom

A storm of rain

That randomly appears

outbursts inside my brain

Pours the outcome of my pains and fears

Which are my wet, warm tears

They are blocked by a wall

That acts as if it was a stall

But the wall was not strong enough

And my tears break out rough

And go down the slides

With some other tears doing the same

On the other side

I couldn’t keep my emotions tame

And now they exit my face

In one big, wet, and wild race

From my brain to my eyes

They pour out and my body, they pass by

Then they splash

In a dash

Onto the cold, hard floor

[President Squidward]

This is some Poe-level shit right here

[Patty Rose]

 

[sbl]

Way better than Lee's, good job!

[Goobz]

 

Stephen

By: Goobz

 

 

My one and only

My role model

It is sad really

His sponge, I cuddle

It keeps me afloat

In these dark times

Like a moat

Keeping out the grime

That are my worries

That quirky, yellow sponge

Warms my heart like a blanket of fleece

And the man who made him makes we want to lunge

Towards him to hug and thank him for his creation

But he fades away

For he is gone

In his coffin, Stephen lays

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

Why must you go

All so sudden

Caw goes the crow

As the coffin is lowered

I know who took you away

Your tomb is flowered

It was that disease, the one with LS at the end and starts with an A

[Cha]

omg the coffin part

[Goobz]

 

Xatsaster

By: Goobz

 

 

Xat!

Xat Chat!

Clever name.

But do good people inhabit that plane?

Apparently not, as ssj is there.

Not fair!

He owns the Xat!

It is unfortunately a fact.

Time to set things straight with him.

Yet he ignores me like I am dim.

I repeat his name.

He knows about the defame.

That will occur to ssj.

Him, if he does not tell me, “Hey!”

That quoted word he finally shouts

I ask him questions as he stalls about

Enough, he needs to answer.

But he blocks me out as if his ears were covered by fur.

I persist for so long

He replies that my questions are not quite too fond.

Too him only of course, but what about the rest of SBC?

Do you also choose to ignore these?

He does, now what do I do?

Leave, maybe someday he will get a clue.

About what he is doing immorally.

Or he just might stay clueless and stay folly.

[Goobz]

This one is a shoutout to @kylie for being a great friend! 

 

Ode to Homie

By: Goobz

 

 

Homie, my homeslice

You are real nice

And cool like a cube of ice

Homie, my friend

My one who helps me until the end

To me, a a hand you always lend

Homie, my pal

Pals, we stay for with SBC we can talk international

Even if you aren’t in another nation right now

Homie, my buddy

Friends forever, we stick together like putty

And I love how you are certainly not a fuddy-duddy

Homie, my one and only

That prevents my online self from being lonely

And never forget you aren’t homely...

[Goobz]

 

Hope this one doesn't annoy you too much @DabFace 

Peanut Delight

By: Goobz

 

 

If OBAB is reading this right now

You should know I am trying to bug you

I know my game is foul

But I laugh when you get mad, yes I do

Here is the poem anyways

Down the crease of the peanut the shell splits 2 ways

The shell finally peeled

And the nut is revealed

It is a glorious legume

With a fume of sweetness

It smells so good, the peanut’s crease you caress

Finally you grab it with your fingers

Between your fingertips, the nut lingers

You drop it into your mouth

And it heads south down into your throat

Where in your stomach acid, it will eventually float

Then the peanut digests

You think it was the best

Now you want more

Guess I’ll go to the store

[Goobz]

 

Banned

By: Goobz

 

Ssj sits in his chair

Without a care

Then I come along

Making his assumption that he could relax today wrong

I spam FACK

Ssj could no longer sit back

For someone to keep an eye on me

He PM’s abney

Dug is soon to set me free

When I get banned, I will be full of glee

I continue wreaking havoc

Ssj had left his computer and had came back

My work, he isn’t a fan

He then gave Carotte a command

To keep another eye on me

That’s what he said as it seemed

He was getting furious

As to why, I wasn’t curious

For I knew why

He would react as if his friend were to die

I went on having a blast

And they noticed me fast

I knew my amusement was about to come to an end

My behavior they could have fended

But I went on for too long

Their thoughts that I would change were most certainly wrong

I changed for the better

For I moved to another forum that starts with an SB and ends with the letter C

They came after my account

Getting here was a difficult mount

I’m about to get banned

To stay here for longer was what I planned

But after my eyes were opened to the truth of SBM

I knew it was time to move to the other forum

I stay at SBC with genuine pride

And now I accept the light

I rise up

Yup

This user is no longer active

And like that, I’d like to live

For SBC is my new home

That I chose

SBC forever

Give up on them, I will never

[Goobz]

 

Dare

By: Goobz

 

Dare

Do you dare jump off a cliff?

As your afterlife’s riff?

Do you dare run off a bridge?

Knowing your demise is just an inch off that ledge?

Do you dare drop a toaster in the bathtub?

And have the rest of your days flubbed?

Do you dare run into a pit of snakes?

The life out of you, they shall take?

Do you dare cut off your circulation?

And have your death’s headline shock the nation?

Do you dare set fire to your house?

Just to get rid of one measly mouse?

Do you dare get electrocuted?

And be in so much shock, that you are muted?

Do you dare provoke a madman?

Only for him, out of anger, to cut off your hand?

Do you dare poke a bear?

And when you realize your mistake, finally get scared?

Do you dare, onto a fire, pour gasoline?

As the local arsonists turn keen?

Do you dare think the gun is on safe?

Or do you check, before it’s too late?

Think before you do is what I say

Who knows, it could save your life one day

[Goobz]

Did this for a school assignment, and I thought I'd share it here!

Pensive Dog Day

By: Goobz

 

 

I lay in a field while I deeply dream

In pensive thought I stay as the Sun gleams

The heat is increasing now, it does seem

I awake and move quickly as the heat the Sun beams

A new spot I find, so I relocated

A warm Sun I wish appeared on this date

My owner was warm, for today with them I snuggled

But it seems he might soon meet his own fate

He recently has been ill, and so I worry

I think I should check on him, so I bark goodbye to the grass

I walk away and stroll back home thoughtfully

Returned I did and saw him cooking some fish that looked like bass

He had not ate in weeks, and now it seems he is well

He is happier now, that I can tell

I don't know how he did it, how he suddenly felt so free

Perhaps, and just maybe, he got through it just so he could see me

 

[Goobz]

 

Midnight

By: Goobz

 

The clock strikes, midnight

The forum is dead

The time is right

To go to bed

To go or not to go, is the question now

I want to generate activity, but how

The Discord is silent

No signs of flourishment

One new post on the Discord

Ah, it is just another post of a bore

The Dubtrack is barren

And offline, is Karen

Everyone clocked out hours ago

And now activity is low

Might as well clock out too

Forum, Dubtrack, and Discord

I bid you adieu

And then everyone is back online again in a hoard

Sigh

To bed I go

And as activity is high

What is being discussed, I simply cannot know

For I must sleep

A sleep that is deep

I fall into

Tomorrow SBC, I’ll see you