The OBAB Show Season 3

[Honest Slug]

 

Yes. This is a thing.

Tbh I thought it would be kinda humorous to wrap up all the plot threads that were still left hanging . Plus I'm bored af and I wanted more memes in my life. I will actually put some effort into these and I'm only doing 10 episodes to avoid stagnation.

Season 3 Episode 1: SpongeBob Universe Returns

JCM: I have a new announcement to make.

Prez: Finally we’re re-branding into the K-Mart community.

OBAB: But K-Mart doesn’t sell Bunnicula DVDs.

Zaid: K-Mart is fug quality.

JCM: Actually we have partnered with the wiki again. We’re bringing back SpongeBob Universe.

OBAB: Wow that is actually anti-fug quality.

Slug: Now we can improve our garbage reviews with more quality reviews.

Lumoshi: Indeed, the reviews on this website are SCUMBOB-quality like The Night Patty.

Winter: Omg god has come to this site

Tyler: What? How does Patnocchio have low ratings on here! It’s the best episode of the season unlike the terrible My Leg.

Lumoshi: I agree, Old Man Patrick is also rated low despite being a masterpiece.

AlternativeHuman: This situation is really bad. I rate it a 15/17.

Slug: To be fair we can’t all have godly opinions like wiki members.

OBAB: I’m just glad this website has improved with the wiki members being here now.

Lumoshi: I mean none from Michigan is seen so it’s going to be a big uphill battle to make this site good.

LuigitheMurderer: Michigan is a Jumping Luigi unlike Wyoming which is a myth.

4evergreen: I KNOW you’re joking, but I’ve ACTUALLY BEEN to Wymong, so don’t tell me there’s no Wyoming. Enough said, true believers!

EmuLuke: My feelings about the bad opinions on this site are an angry FinnMcMissile shooting a missile.

Lumoshi: My feelings about this site are about a 5/13. I really doubt it’s good. 

AlternativeHuman: The first thing that must be fixed is how much littering is being promoted on this site.

Winter: I can’t believe I liked such a disgraceful episode like High Sea Diving.

RDSP: Not only that, but Sonic is littering his room by taking socks off his feet all the time.

Winter: Littering is definitely anti-Chris quality.

LuigitheMurderer: Littering is a Depressed Luigi. We must initiate action to prevent littering.

Slug: Finally something that matters unlike dumb Octerror fest.

The Fisherman: I wouldn’t call it dumb… you might be next.

AlternativeHuman: Doesn’t the Fisherman originate from the movie called “Fisherman 4” which would be sold in a movie theater where the littered the floors with spilt popcorn.

The Fisherman: Maybe YOU’LL be next with a comment like that.

Lumoshi: Uses the Infinity Gauntlet to ban The Fisherman

OBAB: Wait how can you ban someone when you’re not an admin?

Coffee: Lumoshi’s god-like powers defy moderation.

AlternativeHuman: We’re not done yet, the Band Geeks originate from an episode where they litter the town with promotional pictures for their band. It’s also a bottom 10 episode like Have You Seen This Snail.

Lumoshi: Looks like it’s time to make things perfectly balanced like the MEH Plankton Paranoia.

AlternativeHuman: Maybe we can name the next team after an actually good episode like Snooze You Lose.

Lumoshi: Uses the Infinity Gauntlet to ban all Band Geeks

OBAB: Without the Band Geeks and The Fisherman we’re guaranteed to win Octerror Fest now.

RDSP: Finally we can make up for the Sponge Cup.

OBAB: But you were a Band Geek then.

RDSP: We don’t speak of those times.

Mythix: we do speak of the times where obab liked the fishbowl although it is fantastic but not squid baby quality.

Lumoshi: Squid Baby is a DECENT episode 7/13.

Tyler: The Drasticals did win on WOF though, and this WOF was based on The Nightmare Before Christmas. Do you even know how much littering is caused by the production of stop-motion films? All those materials used to make them and all.

AlternativeHuman: This team is SCUM OF THE EARTH.

LuigitheMurderer: The epidemic is worse than I thought.

Lumoshi: Uses the Infinity Gauntlet to ban all Drasticals

BobCarotte: Only the indies remain.

Jjs: And yet they’ll still lose.

BenPaz: it’s pretty lonely around here.

Hippy: SBU is empty just like the list of redeeming qualities of Flareon.

BobCarotte: I think we might just not deserve Lumoshi.

Hippy: SBC and the wiki were never equal.

Jjs: Perhaps SBU was never meant to be.

Lumoshi: Yeah this website might have too many problems to be fixed.

EmuLuke: We’ve done all we can do ban the heathens but you can only polish a turd so much.

AlternativeHuman: That was so well spoken.

Tyler: This partnership has been very underwhelming, I’m rating it a ANGRY YOSHI.

Jjs: Maybe it’s time to negotiate a break-up.

Jaic: It’s for the best at this point.

Lumoshi: It’s time to go separate ways.

Tyler: I can tell why a godly member like The Great Server never joined this site.

Jjs: So long SBU.

Lumoshi: Uses the Infinity Gauntlet to revert all the changes SBU brought.

OBAB: Wow I’m back.

Winter: We should’ve know we were never good enough to handle the Wiki’s godliness.

RDSP: It’s best for SBC to stay independent from other sites.

Winter: But the independents are a terrible team.

Slug: That’s false because they’re not a team at all.

BobCarotte: Hey!

RDSP: You know it’s true.

 

NEXT EPISODE: Ben Shapiro reviews the OBAB Show

Plot: Ben Shapiro reviews the premiere of the OBAB Show season 3 and finds it has a secret liberal agenda.

Stay tuned for more crap.

What have I unleashed to the world.

[Goobz]

FUCK YES

[President Squidward]

I was having my doubts with the obab show returning, but you actually managed to give the characters character. Good job m8

[Honest Slug]

Ok I know it's been awhile but with Spin-Off Festival 9 coming soon I decided I'll continue this again. Next episode will come sometime next week.

[Honest Slug]

Season 3: Episode 2: Ben Shapiro Reviews the OBAB Show

It has been exactly 7 months since the premiere of the OBAB Show's third season, since then, SBC has been ravaged by corruption, hunger, poverty and crime. In order to win re-election for a 2nd term, president Jjs has new plan to save SBC.

OBAB: Does anyone have any water? All I have are peanuts.

BobCarotte: I have some cucumbers.

Winter: This place is so dilapidated that even RDSP had to migrate elsewhere!

Slug: I think it's time for a Communist revolution in SBC!

Jjs: Wait... wait. Hold on now, let's not get crazy here.

OBAB: Do you have a plan?

Jjs: That's the thing, I think I might know how to save SBC.

BenPaz: I hope it's as great as the last plan.

Jjs: That was actually JCM's plan, and now he's banned for 999999999 years, but I have a new idea.

Patty: You see Sponge 13 has a special feature we didn't disclose beforehand.

Jjs: That's right, SBC is now on the Free Market of ideas.

OBAB: What does that mean?

OWM: For too long SBC has been a closed-off community, if we open ourselves up to new ideas we could get a major surge in membership.

Jjs: Even some people from twitter like True Luigi Fan are starting to join.

Goobz: OMG GUYS BEN SHAPRIO JUST JOINED SBC I'M CUMMING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!

OBAB: I can't believe Ben Shapiro is joining SBC, I always figured he was overhated by liberals.

Ben Shapiro: So is this the better version of SBM?

OBAB: Yes.

Ben Shapiro: It's a shame what happened to SBM. Absolutely heartbreaking. A magnificent monument to western civilization collapsing.

OBAB: We do have new episodes of the OBAB Show on here, however.

Coffee: And they aren't as cancerous as the first 2 seasons. Besides Ukrainian civilization is better than western civilization.

Ben Shapiro: For me I enjoyed SBM Buys SBC since it reminds me of corporations forming monopolies so we'll see if this is even better.

OBAB: So what do you think of it?

Ben Shapiro: Well there are some good things. I like how all the refugees that came from the wiki get deported at the end.

OBAB: Uhhh... nice?

Ben Shapiro: However, there is some serious leftist indoctrination in this that ruined the entire story for me.

OBAB: Such as what?

Ben Shapiro: Well for one thing there is some people in this story who don't despise My Leg. I'm not racist against people who like My Leg but idk it just feels like forced diversity to me.

Coffee: I agree. My Leg and Grill are

Ben Shapiro: I mean it's not like I hate people who like My Leg but I just wish they'd stop shoving this forced diversity down my throat.

OBAB: WHAT HOW COULD YOU HATE THE OBAB SHOW?

Ben Shapiro: Is that the sound of a TRIGGERED LIBERAL TO ME?

OBAB: I just don't understand how you could hate something so godly?

Ben Shapiro: WELL, IF YOU LIKE THE OBAB SHOW SO MUCH, WHY NOT MOVE TO VENEZUELA?

Winter: What does that have to do with anything?

Ben Shapiro: WHO ASKED FOR A THIRD PERSON TO DEBATE ME? THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS AROUND HERE?

Slug: Well, how would you fix this story to make it better?

Ben Shapiro: Well for one thing, Lumoshi uses the Infinity Gauntlet which wipes out 50% of the population? Seriously? That's too equally balanced.

Slug: So you don't want the Infinity Gauntlet in the story?

Ben Shapiro: I'll I'm saying is that it feels like Socialism to me. Just make it 99% and it'd be all good.

BobCarotte: Hey, I was able to survive last time. If 99% of SBC's population vanished I'd probably be gone too!

Ben Shapiro: Well you just got to work harder you lazy welfare queen.

OBAB: I'm no welfare queen! I'll have you know I make tons of doubloons off of OBAB Show royalties!

Ben Shapiro: Sounds like a government check to me, kind of like VENEZUELA!

Jjs: Ok, let's calm down here. Things are getting a little bit heated.

Ben Shapiro: Typical. Leftists censoring conservative voices.

Jjs: You don't have to get banned, we just could tone down the heat a bit.

Ben Shapiro: Tone down the heat? Sounds like you people need a safe space! I now understand why Metal got red-pilled.

OBAB: Listen, I just don't agree. It's like when someone says The Fishbowl is bad... WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THE FISHBOWL?

Ben Shapiro: See? You're just intolerant of different views?

OBAB: Okay maybe that was a bad example...

Ben Shapiro: I'm not inclined to continue a review with a person as badly motivated as you so I think we're done here.

Jjs: Well that was interesting.

Slug: I just hope future episodes of the OBAB Show get a better reception.

Hippy: Make SBM Buys SBC 2.

OBAB: No that ep was horrible!

Kaiju: It's as good as Flareon's feet.

OBAB: WHY!

 

Slug: Hey guys look at this!

Hippy: It's god himself!

Slug: That's right, it's Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers!

Jjs: Well guys I don't think we can ever recover from this.

Hippy: I think it's time to pack up, SBC has failed in the free market of ideas.

Prez: I think I might have an idea?

OBAB: What is it?

Prez: Well, it's crazy, but it also involves the best crossover of all time.

SOF: Maybe it can work.

Jjs: Idk, what is your plan?

Prez: Well, if it works out well, it will save SBC and the animation industry.

 

NEXT EPISODE: Life With SBC

Plot: SBC members move in with Maggot, but things don't run as smoothly as they'd have hoped.

[President Squidward]

Beautiful ep. Stoked to save this series in the next one though :funny:

[McSponge]

How the hell is this still a thing after 3 years.