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Here it is everyone! The Season 2 premiere of The Goofy Gooberz Show! :D

S2 EP1 - Jjs’ Target Run

 

Jjs: Alright guys I got to go to Target who’s coming

Prez: OOH ME! ME! I FUCKING LOVE TARGET!

Jjs: Anyone else?

GoofyGooberz: OOH! IF PREZ LOVES TARGET, THEN I LIKE TARGET TOO!

Prez: Umm…

GoofyGooberz: :D

Prez: ...

Jjs: Alright, last chance.

Patty: Can I go too?

Squiddy: Ooh, me too!

Jjs: Alright, get in.

Prez, GoofyGooberz, Squiddy, and Patty: *gets in jjs’ car* YAY THANKS JJS!

Jjs: Just let me drive happy, ok?

At Target…

Jjs: Okay, let’s see: eggs, milk, bread… wait a minute!

Jjs: We’re a forum for fucks sake!

Jjs: Oh well, I needed a break away from there anyways.

Prez: HEY LADY DO YOU HAVE ANY BUNNICULA DVD’S!? :D

Cashier: I- I- I don’t know… ask her! *points at DVD stocker*
DVD Stocker: AW GODDAMNIT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE BUNNICULA GUY?!

Cashier: You work with the DVD’s bitch.

DVD Stocker: Oh yeah. Alright, come on, let’s check the back.

Prez: OOH BOY! :D :D :D

GoofyGooberz: Got any SB DVD’s?

Electronics Worker: Nope, we’re out.

GoofyGooberz: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

GoofyGooberz: HOW DARE YOU, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I CANNOT WAIT FOR A DVD TO COME AFTER ORDERING IT A WEEK AGO YOUPIECEOFSHITHOWDAREYOUASKTHATKINDOFQUESTIONYOUSTINGYSONOFABI-

Squiddy: Calm down, Goofy. By the way, do you guys have Sonic Unleashed?

Electronics Worker: No, we don’t. Also, don’t know why you would be looking for that game. It sucks ass lol!

Squiddy: HOWFUCKINGDAREYOUSAYTHATYOUDIRTYBASTAR-

GoofyGooberz: Tell me to calm down… hmph.

Patty: Hmm… this is a nice Target!

Patty: *looks down on floor and gaspes*

Patty: Aw! What a cute Amy plush!

Kid: *kicks Amy plush*

Kid: Ew, Amy.

Patty: …

Patty: *walks up to kid and taps his shoulder*

Kid: Huh?

Patty: Let’s go.

Kid: Where?

Patty: FIGHT. LET’S FIGHT!

Prez, Squiddy, and GoofyGooberz: *walks by Patty complaining about Target employees*

Prez, Squiddy, and GoofyGooberz: FIGHT! FIGHT! GET ‘EM PATTY! GET THAT LITTLE PUNK!
Patty: *runs to kid* YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW!

Kid: *runs away* AAAAHHHHH!!!

Patty: RRRRAAHHHHH! *kicks kid*

WHAM!

Kid: *flings to the other side of the store* TELL MY MOMMY I SPENT 200 DOLLARS ON HER CREDIT CARRRRrrddd….

Patty: No one talks shit about Amy.

Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz: WOW! THAT WAS SO COOL PATTY! SHOW US YOUR MOVES BACK AT SBC!

Jjs: There you guys are-

Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz, and Patty: Uh…

Security: Sir, did you have the responsibility of these people?

Jjs: Well, I am the admin and they are members and uh….

Security: Are members lower ranked?

Jjs: Yeah!

Security: Yeah, well you’re going to jail for child endangerment buddy.

Jjs: WHAT?! BUT, I DIDN’T EVEN, THEY AREN’T EVEN CHILDREN FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Security: Tell it to the judge, pal.

Jjs: Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz, Patty!!!! When I get out of jail, I’ll, I’ll, I’LL-

Security: SHUT. IT.

Jjs: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz, and Patty: *stare at each other*

Prez: We’re not children?

Squiddy: *shrugs*

 

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S2 EP2 - SplittyFace

GoofyGooberz: Hey Squiddy I’ve been wondering…

Squiddy: What?

GoofyGooberz: Who is OBAB on SBC and the Discord?

Squiddy: Oh, that’s just my other part of me! My personality is split, you see.

GoofyGooberz: Oh…

GoofyGooberz: So, are you the serious personality and is OBAB the shitposting personality?

Squiddy: Exactly!

OBAB: Hey guys!

OBAB: Oh hey bro.

GoofyGooberz: Hehehehe… come on OBAB! How about we go raid SBM?

OBAB: Alright!

Squiddy: Why is he being nice to OBAB all of a sudden? Does he not want to be my friend anymore?

Squiddy: Nahh!

Squiddy: Ok, well let me call him to be sure.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

GoofyGooberz: Hahahah, oh OBAB! *answers call with butt*

Squiddy: Hello?

GoofyGooberz: Oh, OBAB! You are so much better than Squiddy!

Squiddy: Oh. I see how it is. Well, OBAB, it’s time for you to go.

GoofyGooberz: Huh?

OBAB: What was that?

GoofyGooberz: Eh, who knows? Probably Squiddy being annoying again lol!
Squiddy: OBAB!

OBAB: Yeah?

Squiddy: I have had it with you.

Squiddy: And you, Goofy! I’ll deal with you later

GoofyGooberz: Squiddy, what are you doing?

Squiddy: *pushes GoofyGooberz* Out of the way, OBAB… you are done for.

OBAB: Oh yeah?

OBAB: I’m done with you too.

OBAB: *pulls out shitposting sword*

Squiddy: *pulls out SpongeBob sword*

CLASH!

Squiddy and OBAB: *struggle pushing swords against each other*

Squiddy: THIS… IS…. A… FORUM FOR SPONGEBOB… DISCUSSIONS!

OBAB: BUT… MEMES! MEMES, SQUIDDY!

GoofyGooberz: WAIT! STOP!

Squiddy and OBAB: *stop fighting*

Squiddy and OBAB: WHAT?

GoofyGooberz: One of you, I like for who you are… one of you are one of the best people I’ve met… and I will always treasure the moments we have had on SBC and the Discord…

Squiddy and OBAB: WELL? WHICH ONE OF US IS IT?!

GoofyGooberz: I choose you…

GoofyGooberz: Squiddy. :)

Squiddy: *sniffles and nods*

Squiddy: Ready to kick some OBAss?

GoofyGooberz: As always! :)

Fist Bump plays on a nearby speaker

Squiddy: Heh. Time for the two of us to team up!

Squiddy: It doesn’t matter what obstacles they put in our way!

GoofyGooberz: …

Squiddy: ....

OBAB: …

GoofyGooberz: We’ll blow past everything they throw at us!

OBAB: *thinking* Is that a fucking Sonic reference?

GoofyGooberz and Squiddy: DOUBLE BOOST!
OBAB: If only I did Sonic shitposts more often, then I would’ve known what they meant by that…

OBAB: SHIIIITTTTTTT-

BOOM!

GoofyGooberz: Hey Squiddy.

Squiddy: What?

GoofyGooberz: Besties?

Squiddy: Sure.

 

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S2 EP3 - SBC Smash Bros. Ultimate

 

Squiddy: GUYS GUYS I AM SO HYPEEE FOR ULTIMATEEEEE

Jjs: Alright we get it Squiddy, wait where’s OBAB?

Squiddy: Don’t ask.

Squiddy: GUYSSSSS OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWESOMMEEE

Jjs: Squiddy, is there something that will pipe you down about Smash Ultimate?

GoofyGooberz: :smirk~1:

Squiddy: :smirk~1: :smirk~1:

GoofyGooberz: Squiddy and I had something in mind…

Jjs: This won’t end very good, will it?

Squiddy: NOT WHEN EVERYONE IS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH! :D

Jjs: Oh boy.

Jjs: Squiddy, I will not allow this!

Squiddy: That’s too bad…

Squiddy: Oh wait…

Squiddy: *whips out King Neptune for a Day card* Checkmate, gay gay s! :smirk~1:

Jjs: DAMN! WHY DID I MAKE THAT CARD, WHY?!

Jjs: Fine, but I’m logging out.

Squiddy: Ah, ah, ah!

Squiddy: I could make your profile into ssj’s profile… as a tribute…

Jjs: OH GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

GoofyGooberz: Then will you join us?

Jjs: Alright, fine.

Squiddy: *pulls out camera*

GoofyGooberz: Hey everyone, welcome to SBC Direct and today we will be talking about SBC Smash Bros. Ultimate!

Squiddy: Okay! We have a total of 60 fighters! Including such famous fighters like sbl, WhoBob, Patty, BobCarotte, SOF, Mythix, GoofyGooberz and I, and the one and only…

Squiddy: Jjs! *pans camera to jjs*

Jjs: I don’t want to be here…

Squiddy: Here are some of the final smashes!

*pans camera to fighting arena*

GoofyGooberz: SOF’s final smash: Rarity Rumble! He spawns a bunch of Rarities and they trample you to the underworld, AKA SBM.

Squiddy: :funny: LMAO

Squiddy: Anyways, Patty’s final smash: The Piko Piko Ban Hammer! TALK MAD SHIT ABOUT AMY AND YOU FUCKED BOY!

Patty: YOU SON OF A BITCH, I’LL KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT AMY!

GoofyGooberz: *sweating* Heheh… ok, so BobCarotte’s final smash: The Rocko Death Glare! Bob has been having this avvie for so long it gives children nightmaressssss!!!! :D

Squiddy: Onto WhoBob’s final smash: Colon trash colon! This emote simply spawns in front of his face and it blinds his opponent because of the sheer power the emote can express, “ultimate”( :funny: )ly embarassing or angering their opponent out of the arena!

GoofyGooberz: Wow, that sounds like quite the powerful final smash!

Squiddy: Nah, it’s useless actually!

GoofyGooberz: Oh. Well, Mythix’s final smash: Unpopular opinion! He has opinions and MY GOD ARE OPINIONS A GOOD MOVE! It makes his opponent fade away due to them not being able to accept that other people have opinions! :funny:

Mythix: Season 8, is better than Season 1!

Squiddy: NOW THAT SOUNDS POWERFUL!

GoofYGooberz: It is! In fact, I think Mythix might be OP!

Squiddy: …. *drops camera*

GoofyGooberz: Alright, come on Mythix, you’re not going to say this OP.

Mythix: DAMNITTT!!!

A few hours later…

FBI Agent: *picks camera back up*

FBI Agent: Direct’s over. Subject named “Mythix” has gone against us. Investigation needed. Report No. 232. Keep for evidence.

GoofyGooberz: HI MOM! Oh this isn’t live.

FBI Agent: *drops camera* WHY YOUUUUU

GoofyGooberz: *runs away* WHAT’D I DO????

Camera: Low battery. Shutting down. *turns off*

 

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S2 EP4 - Shitposter’s Night Out

 

Squiddy: Hey RDSP, get coffee and tell him to get Winter.

RDSP: Got it. *walks to coffee’s room*

RDSP: Hey coffee, get Wintermelon43 will ya?

Coffee_lover: Ok. *walks to Winter’s room*

RDSP: Hey Win-

Winter: I heard you from the other room. ?

RDSP: Let’s just get back to Squiddy already.

Back at Squiddy’s room…

Squiddy: Fellas, tonight we party.

RDSP: ROCKERS IN THE HOU

Winter: SE TONIGHT! :funny:

RDSP: :funny: :funny:

Squiddy: You’ve got the spirit already!

RDSP: Whaddya mean?

Squiddy: Tonight, is Shitposter’s Night Out.

Winter: AYYYYYY!!!

Coffee: AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

RDSP and Squiddy: AYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Squiddy: Well, it’s 4 PM so I’ll just take a shitposter’s nap

RDSP: I’ll play on my shitposter 3DS!

Coffee: I’ll make shitposter’s coffee.

Winter: Wow, this shitposter phenomenon sure is spreading fast.

Squiddy: As planned! :) Shitposters…

Squiddy: Shall rule tonight… heheheh…

At 7 PM…

Squiddy: Gather around shitposting squad!

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: *line up*

Squiddy: Are you ready?

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: YEAH!

Squiddy: Then let’s goooo!!!

In Squiddy’s car...

Squiddy: Fellas, this is the shitposting mobile.

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Woah…

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: So many memes on it… LOOK A FUG KEYCHAIN!

Squiddy: Enough gawking, fellas! Onward!

Squiddy: *starts car and drives off*

Squiddy: First stop, SBM.

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Oh yeah…

Squiddy: There it is, up ahead…

Coffee, Winter, Squiddy, and RDSP: HEY SSJ! YOU SUCK! *throws rolled up newspapers at him*

Ssj: Huh? WHAT THE?! HEY!

Ssj: *unfolds papers*

Ssj: *reads papers* SBC gets 75% more activity than SBM

Ssj: *walks inside in shame* Oh…

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: BAHAHHAHHA!

Squiddy: Good one fellas!

Squiddy: Next up, a Sonic forum.

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Are you sure Squiddy, they have the wildest opinions in the Internet West!

Squiddy: Just watch.

Squiddy: *pulls up to Sonic Stadium Forums*

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: *watch nervously* What’s his move…

Squiddy: Hey.

Sonic Stadium: What?

Squiddy: Sonic Heroes…

Sonic Stadium: Yeah…

Squiddy: IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THE CLASSICS! SEE YA!

Sonic Stadium: GRRRR LEMME AT HIM, LEMME AT HIM! D:<

Squiddy: HAHAHAH! Now that was good.

Winter: Nice lie, Squiddy!

Squiddy: Whaddya mean, I was telling the truth!

Winter: Uh- nevermind…

Squiddy: Woop! That was a hoot! Let’s head home!

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Thanks for the night out Squiddy!

Squiddy: No probl- *sees mirror of behind the car*

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: *look behind*

Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Yes problem.

Squiddy: IT’S THE INTERNET COPS! WE MUST’VE OFFENDED SSJ AND SONIC STADIUM!

RDSP: They are pretty proud of their forums. :smirk~1:

Squiddy: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, WE GOTTA GET BACK TO SBC!

Squiddy: That was pretty funny though… :smirk~1: :smirk~1:

Squiddy: TIME TO SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

Squiddy’s car zooms off a cliff!

Squiddy: Oh boy.

Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

CRASH!

Coffee: Ugh, where are we…

Coffee: LOOK IT’S SBC!

Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: *enter SBC*

Internet Cop: HANDS IN THE AIR! WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR 4 SHITPOSTERS ON THIS NIGHT… WHERE ARE THEY?!

Jjs: *yawn* Guys, what are you doing up so la-

Jjs: WHAT THE?!

Jjs: What is going on here?!

Internet Cop: Hey… my buddy who works for security at Target told me about you…

Internet Cop: You must’ve been behind this, so you’re going downtown buddy.

Jjs: WHAT?! I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL?! I WENT TO JAIL IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS SEASON FOR GODS SAKE! NOOO!!!!!

Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: …

Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: GOOD NIGHT!

Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: *go to their rooms and turn off the lights*

RDSP: At least jjs won’t bug as anymore :doglaugh:

Squiddy: LMAO :doglaugh: :doglaugh:

 

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S2 EP5 - The True Identity of Jjs

GoofyGooberz: Guys, have you notice jjs is acting, weird?

Prez: Yeah, also call me crazy, but have you noticed when jjs says he’s gonna take a nap…

Prez: Jojo siwa uploads?

GoofyGooberz: Heh. What if jjs stood for jojo siwa lol. Wait…

Prez: Let’s investigate when he takes his nap.

Jjs: Ok guys, don’t bother me, I’m going to take a nap…

Prez: Bingo.

Prez and GoofyGooberz: *tiptoe to jjs’ room*

Prez and GoofyGooberz: *open door slightly*

Jjs: *talking to webcam* Hey guys it’s JoJo!

Prez: WTF…

GoofyGooberz: I was right?

Jjs: Huh? *turns around to reveal JoJo Siwa’s face*

GoofyGooberz: WE KNEW IT! WE GOT YOU KNOW JOJO!

Jojo Siwa: *turns into pink-clothes-wearing beast* RAHHHHHHH! I’LL KILL YOU TWO!
Prez: Eep!

GoofyGooberz: RUN!

Jojo Siwa: *bursts out of jjs’ room*

Prez: Wait! Goofy, you know what JoJo would hate?

GoofyGooberz: What?

Prez: Walmart! She’s too rich for it!

GoofyGooberz: Good idea!

Prez: Let’s run faster there!

At the Walmart parking lot…

Prez: Oh boy.

GoofyGooberz: Jojo is behind, how are we gonna keep her from destroying these cars?

Prez: Hey, what’s that bumper sticker?

Prez: *looks at a car’s bumper sticker* Pre-Movie Diehards 4Ever!

GoofyGooberz: She can destroy them all.

Prez: It’s only one car.

GoofyGooberz: This parking lot has been tainted by this car’s bumper sticker, JoJo can destroy all these cars.

Prez: AH! THERE SHE IS! RUN!

Prez and GoofyGooberz: *run inside Walmart*

JoJo: HERE I AM! :D *destroys parking lot* RAHHH!!!!

NewSBHater221: *walks out of Walmart* My car! *cries*

Prez: That’s for episode 6, NewSBHater221!

GoofyGooberz: COME ON! SHE’S GETTING NEAR THE WALMART!

NewSBHater221: *gets squished by JoJo’s foot* MY LEG! AND HEAD! AND TORSO! MY EVERYTHING!
JoJo: Huh? Walmart?

JoJo: HISSSSS!!! I’M TOO RICH FOR WALMART! HISSS!! IT BURNS!!!!

Prez: IT’S WORKING! :D

JoJo: But I’m stronger...

Prez: Oh no…

Prez: Goofy!

GoofyGooberz: *finds Infinity Gauntlet toy* Ooh! *snap* Heheh! :)

JoJo: Huh? *fades away*

Prez: :o

GoofyGooberz: What?

Prez: Nothing, let’s just go back to SBC…

GoofyGooberz and Prez: *walk out of Walmart*

GoofyGooberz: Where did JoJo go?

Prez: Are you that clueless?

Back at SBC…

Prez: WAIT? DID YOU PAY FOR THAT INFINITY GAUNTLET TOY?

GoofyGooberz: No.

Prez: *sigh* Whatever.

Jjs: *walks by*

GoofyGooberz: Hey jjs!

Jjs: Hey Goofy!

GoofyGooberz: *snaps* Hahah!

Jjs: Huh?

Js: *fades away*

GoofyGooberz: The fuck? *looks at hand*

GoofyGooberz: COOL! :D

Prez: You need to get rid of that thing!

GoofyGooberz: *places fingers to snap*

Prez: Uh… Goofy?

 

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S2 EP6 - SBMmigrants

 

Jjs: Alright guys we got some new members to welcome to SBC today!

GoofyGooberz: Ooh! Let’s see them! :)

Jjs: Here they are! :)

Jack_of_all_traids: *walks in* HEY YOU GUYS LIKE GEOMETRY DASH!? :D :D

Spongebranch: *walks in* Mention SBYF and you’re dead…

Red Hat: You know, I don’t think I’ll eat McDonald’s until 2019, oh yeah did you know that Windows Vista was in 20-

Jjs: Alright, that’s enough.

Jjs: Anyways, welcome!

GoofyGooberz: UH-

BenPaz: *comes out of room*

BenPaz: *yawns holding coffee cup* Good morning guys-

BenPaz: *drops coffee mug* Aw shit.

Jjs: *points to 4 empty rooms* There are your rooms! Make yourselves at home!

In Spongebranch’s room...

Spongebranch: *walks in room* Hmmm… HEY! THIS POSTER IS FROM SBYF! AND I HATE… SBYF! URGGGGGHHHH!!!!

Jjs: Ok, I’ll take it down!

Jjs: *takes poster down* Geez…

Spongebranch: Hmph.

In Jack_of_all_traids’ room…

Jack_of_all_traids: I’m not surprised at this point.

Jjs: About what?

Jack_of_all_traids: No offense, but that's kinda rude.

Jjs: WHAT DID I SAY?

Jack_of_all_traids: Beep! Boop! ERROR. ERROR. PLEASE SEE ADMIN FOR DETAILS.

Red Hat: *walks in Jack_of_all_traids’ room*  Sorry about that, all of Jack’s responses are automated.

Jjs: Wait, so they’re not human responses?

Red Hat: No, of course not.

Jjs: That makes sense… ? 

In Red Hat’s room…

Red Hat: McDonald’s.

Jjs: What?

Red Hat: I. Want. McDonald’s. Posters.

Jjs: God, if you want something as ridiculous as that you might as well have pictures of every member!

Red Hat: I do.

Red Hat: Every.

Red Hat: One.

Red Hat: of.

Red Hat: Them.

Jjs: *backs away* Okayyyyy, I’ll get those posters… right away…

Jjs: *runs out* BENPAZ, GOOFY! HELP ME

BenPaz: I told you letting them was a bad idea, jjs.

Jjs: No you didn’t!

BenPaz: Learn to read minds then, doofus.

Jjs: *sigh* Look, just please get them out of here before SBC becomes SBM 2!

BenPaz: Banhammer.

Jjs: Here.

BenPaz: *walks into one room after the other*

BenPaz: BAN! BAN! BAN!

BenPaz: *blows smoke off banhammer*

Jjs: Wait, wasn’t jack_of_all_traids a robot?

BenPaz: No, those were real human responses of his.

Jjs: Oof…

Jjs: Anyways, I must say BenPaz… that was…

Jjs: Impressive! You know just for that, BenPaz… I promote you

BenPaz: *gasp*

Jjs: TO AN ADMIN!
BenPaz: YES! NOW IS HALL MAKE THIS THE GRINCH COMMUNITY!

Jjs: Damnit, I knew he would to this!

BenPaz: Changes start now! :doglaugh: Heheheh!

Jjs: CURSE YOU ILLUMINATION!!!

 

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S2 EP7 - Flaromeo and Umbriet

 

Flaromeo: Umbriet! Oh Umbriet! Come on down!

Umbriet: *comes on down* What is it bitch

Flaromeo: Come on loser, we’re going to the mall

Umbriet: For what? Bunnicula DVD’s for Prez again?

Flaromeo: *sweating nervously* Uh…. no?

Umrbiet: Fine, let’s go.

Flaromeo: Yay!

Umbriet: *gets close to Flaromeo*

Flaromeo: *thinking* SCORE!

At the mall…

Flaromeo: How about we go to GameStop?

Umbriet: *points at checkout*

Flaromeo: *sees ssj*

Flaromeo: Oof. Let’s go somewhere else.

Umbriet: How about Starbucks?

Flaromeo: Sounds good!

At Starbucks…

Flaromeo: Watch this. Two coffees for ssj! :smirk~1:

Umbriet: Hehe! :smirk~1: :smirk~1:

Flaromeo: Thanks!

2 minutes later…

Clerk: Coffee for ssj!

Ssj: *runs out of GameStop* That’s me!

Flaromeo: The order was for us, stupid. ?

Umbriet: *looks at ssj and turns head around* Hmph!

Ssj: Uh-

Clerk: Okay…

Flaromeo: Bahahaha! Wasn’t that funny!

Umbriet: Heheheh! Sure was!

Several stores later…

Umbriet and Flaromeo: *walk outside the mall*

Umbriet: You know, Flaromeo…

Flaromeo: What?

Umbriet: I had fun today.

Flaromeo: *blushes* Oh, thanks…

Umbriet: Even if you are a loser. *blushes*

Director Squiddy: NOW KISS! KISS DAMMIT!

Umbriet: Nope, this was not part of my contract. *exits to the right*

Flaromeo: This wasn’t part of mine either. I’m out. *exits to the right*

Director Squiddy: *sigh* I’ll get them to do it next week.

Director Squiddy: Oh well. Back to shitposting on the Discord.

 

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S2 EP8 - Unfair Jeopardy

 

Jjs: Alright, who’s ready for Jeopardy!

GoofyGooberz: I AM! :D

Mythix: ME TOO! :D

Winter: AND M-

Jjs: Oh no Winter, you’ve won too many games already

Winter: Aw… flex!

Mythix: Grrr…

Jjs: Will you be playing, BenPaz?

BenPaz: Sorry, not um… tonight.

BenPaz: I gotta… redesign my iFish! Yeah!

BenPaz: *shifts eyes and runs away*

Jjs: Weird, he normally has time to play Jeopardy every night.

GoofyGooberz: Hmm…

Mythix: This seems kinda suspicious, Goofy, I say we investigate.

Mythix: But I want to play Jeopardy tonight too!

GoofyGooberz: Then we just gotta do them both at the same time.

Jjs: Alright, everyone, to the Jeopardy room!

GoofyGooberz: *puts on pair of sunglasses*

Mythix: *puts on two pairs of sunglasses*

GoofyGooberz and Mythix: Hmph. *nods*

Mythix: Hmph. *nods*

GoofyGooberz and Mythix: *walk to Jeopardy room*’

GoofyGooberz: Let’s start Jeopardy!

Jjs: ALRIGHT! :D

Jjs: The theme tonight is… SBC and SBM! Your pick… let’s see… Goofy!

GoofyGooberz: Uh… MEMES 200! Can I go to the bathroom now?

Jjs: Sure…?

GoofyGooberz: *runs away and grabs Mythix* Come on, mythix.

Mythix: Aahh!

Winter: Gay. :smirk~1:

GoofyGooberz: SHUT UP!

Mythix: Let’s head to BenPaz’s room

GoofyGooberz: Mhm.

GoofyGooberz and Mythix: *enter BenPaz’s room*

GoofyGooberz: He’s not here…

Mythix: Hey! Look above you!

GoofyGooberz: *looks above him*

Mythix: The vents! He must have headed to the jjs’ room to rig Jeopardy!

GoofyGooberz: I would call you crazy, but that’s a good theory.

Mythix: *sigh* Let’s just head up…

GoofyGooberz: Lift me up!

Mythix: *puts GoofyGooberz on shoulders and jumps*

GoofyGooberz: I’m in! *turns around to lift up Mythix*

Mythix: To Jjs’ room!

In Jjs’ room…

Mythix: We fall down quietly, okay… or else we are done for.

GoofyGooberz: Got it. *crawls out of vent*

GoofyGooberz’s Phone: DING!

GoofyGooberz: Ooh! *checks phone*

GoofyGooberz: AGHHH!!! *falls loudly out of vent*

Mythix: *facepalms*

BenPaz: *turns around* YOU TWO! I KNEW YOU TWO WERE ONTO ME! NOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT!

GoofyGooberz: *launches towards BenPaz*

BenPaz: Oof! *BenPAz costume comes off and reveals Grinch*

Mythix: THE GRINCH?!
Grinch: That’s right. It’s me. I am here for only one reason though.

GoofyGooberz: And what reason is that?

Grinch: TO LEAK SMASH ULTIMATE!

Mythix: HOW COULD YOU?!

Grinch: Those greedy bastards at Nintendo want to keep everything hidden and I won’t take it!

Grinch: That’s why I hacked the new additions to Smash Ultimate to be answers and questions in this Jeopardy! You know I am very much against capitalism I am a proud commie and I think ever-

Mythix: Hey Goofy, hack’s fixed.

GoofyGooberz: Nice! *smiles*

Grinch: But, my monologue!

GoofyGooberz: Bye bye

GoofyGooberz: *grabs Grinch and throws him out of window*

Grinch: Don’t forget to see my movie this monthhhhhhh!!!!!

Grinch: *lands in trash* This is where I belong, like all my movies…

GoofyGooberz: Now, how about we get back to Jeopardy?

Mythix: It’s over already.

GoofyGooberz: UH-

 

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S1 EP13 - Atlantis SBCPantis

 

Jjs: HEY GANG!

OBAB: What is it now jjs

Jjs: WE’RE GOING TO…

SquiddyFace: Lumoshi Land? :funny:

GoofyGooberz: Tyler Town? :funny: :funny:

Jjs: No… we’re going to ATLANTIS!

Honest Slug: Boo! Boo! Atlantis sucks!

Winter: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FAVORITE S5 EP

BenPaz: FIGHT! FIGHT!

Everyone! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Jjs: Cool it!

Jjs: We’re going to Atlantis and that’s final.

Hippy: Can we go to S8 City instead?

Jjs: No.That place is full of crackheads.

GoofyGooberz: Heheheheh. Head. :funny:

Jjs: To the bus everyone.

Everyone: YAY!

Honest Slug. Whoop dee fucking doo.

Jjs: SHUT IT BEFORE I DROP YOU OFF AT S6 VILLE!

Honest Slug: Alright, alright. Just never drop me off there. Season 6… *shivers*

GoofyGooberz: OOH! I LOVE ROAD TRIPS! HEY SQUIDDY WANT TO SING FLAREON AND UMBREON’S GAY LOVE SONG?

SquiddyFace: DO I?

SquiddyFace and GoofyGooberz: OHHHHHHH----

Jjs: Shut it, we’re here.

Winter: It’s- it’s BEAUTIFUL! *crys tears of joy*

Honest Slug: Pfft. Season 6 is better than this :trash:

Jjs: I’LL DROP YOU OFF THERE WITHOUT HESITATION! :D

Honest Slug: Oh god no, I was just kidding!

Jjs: Here it is, hello there Mr. Guard sir!

Guard: ...

Jjs: Watch this guys, I can speak Atlantian.

Jjs: *gasps*-

Guard: We speak.. English here also.’

Jjs: Oh. OK! Come on guys!

Guard: Pfft… SBC Admin Supremacists I tell ya.

Hippy: Woah, look at this interior.

Winter: OH MY GAHHHHH!!!!!!

GoofyGooberz: Atlantis is good.

Jjs: No one asked Goofy.

GoofyGooberz: Atlantis is good.

OBAB: Goofy tf is wrong with you what are you, Krab Borg?

GoofyGooberz: *shoots laser out of eye*

OBAB: AHHH! SHIT DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

Slam Lord: *rips off GoofyGooberz costume*

Slam Lord: AHA! IT IS I, SLAM LORD!

Jjs: Oh boy…

Jjs: SLAM LORD, I DIDN’T INVITE YOU FOR A REASON!

Slam Lord: Huh?

Jjs: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP WATCH OF SBC!

Slam Lord. Whoops.

SOF: I’m sure SBC is fine, let me check-

SOF: Aw shit

SOF: Slam Lord, you done goofed.

Slam Lord: GODDAMMIT!

Jjs: Whatever, let’s just continue the trip.

Slam Lord: Wait guys.

Jjs: What?

Slam Lord: Fools. That’s what you all are. Do you not know I am the owner of Atlantis?

Jjs: THE FUCK?!

Slam Lord: Yep, here’s my certificate saying so.

Guard: …

Jjs: Is this legit?

Guard: Sure is.

Jjs: Uh, uh, uh, uh

BenPaz: RUN!
Slam Lord: GUARDS! GET THEM!

SquiddyFace: I hope I don’t damage my lucky UnderPants Slam Charm.

SquiddyFace: Ugh. GET IT TOGETHER, SQUIDDY! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT A CHARM FOR UNDERPANTS SLAM CHA-

SquiddyFace: Wait. Slam Lord. My charm.

SquiddyFace: *tearing up* Goodbye charm, but it’s for the greater good!

SquiddyFace: *drops charm behind him*

SquiddyFace: I’ll risk it all, for SBC!

SquiddyFace: VIVA LA SBC!

Everyone: Huh?

Jjs: Guys, what in God’s name…

Slam Lord: OOH! OOH! UNDERPANTS SLAM MERCH!! *GASP*

Slam Lord: It’s beautiful… *looks at charm in awe*

Jjs: Um, shouldn’t the guards be attacking us?

Guards: Nah, we quit. We can’t take another mention of that game ever again.

Guards: C’mon guys, let’s get out of here, I heard TRAFON is in need of guards

Guard: Of course he needs guards with the stuff he tweets.

Jjs: Yeah, we’ll just be on our way.

Back at SBC…

WhoBob: Hey, by the way, what happened to GoofyGooberz?

In GoofyGooberz room…

GoofyGooberz: *snore* Yes, I love you too Season 4! :) *snore*

GoofyGooberz: *snore* Huh? Eh, fuck off Season 9a, lick a dick. *snore*

Jjs: Must’ve slept in late.

 

The end

You wrote me very well. :)

 

Although now I have found Underpants slam, that trick won't work on me. ?

Although i do like power!!!!!!!

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1 minute ago, Slam Lord BBBB said:

You wrote me very well. :)

 

Although now I have found Underpants slam, that trick won't work on me. ?

Although i do like power!!!!!!!

Thanks, I knew I would capture your character perfectly! ?

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18 hours ago, Slam Lord BBBB said:

Well almost.....like i said, i have the game, i am done with that, that trick would never work.

Also how did you know i really secretly like Atlantis Squarepantis?

Ah, good point! I actually didn't know you liked Atlantis SquarePantis, but I do too!

1 hour ago, Slam Lord BBBB said:

Still, it's always nice to be featured

Of course! :)

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S2 EP9 - The Secret Surrounding Ssj

 

GoofyGooberz: *looks outside with telescope* Hmm, what’s going on in this damned fandom today?

GoofyGooberz: *sees SBM* What’s going on in Hell?

GoofyGooberz: *opens window*

Ssj: *announcing on megaphone* Today, I announce my retirement. To all 3 of you left on here.

Jack: NO!!!!!

Red Hat: I need a Big Mac…

Spongebranch: I’m fired…

Ssj: No, spongebranch, I’m firing myself.

Spongebranch: Sorry, bad habit.

GoofyGooberz: *smacks lips* Ooh! Quite the juicy gossip! Let’s write this down!

GoofyGooberz: *pulls out notepad and gets to writing*

Later that day…

GoofyGooberz: Hey MMM!

MMM: What is it Goofy, I’m busy praising our lord and savior.

GoofyGooberz: You believe in God?

MMM: Not what I meant, I meant…

GoofyGooberz: You meant…?

MMM: Wander… *sigh* Such a good guy.

GoofyGooberz: Okay… SO WANNA LOOK AT THIS?! *pulls out notepad*

MMM: *grabs notepad and reads*

MMM: HE IS?!

GoofyGooberz: Yep, a little bird told me!

MMM: What kind of bird? Titmouse?

GoofyGooberz: No, I actually was being nosy and was looking out of the window.

MMM: Oh, that’s not too bad!

GoofyGooberz: And a telescope… *rubs arm*

MMM: Nevermind, that’s creepy. ?

GoofyGooberz: Still, isn’t this crazy?

MMM: Sure is. I gotta tell SOF about this.

MMM: *texts SOF*

SOF: *snore* Yes, I would like all the MLP DVD’s you have… *snore* I SAID ALL OF THEM, DAMMIT! *snore*

SOF’s Phone: Ding!

SOF: Huh? Ahh! *falls out of bed*

SOF: *checks phone*

SOF: WOAH! THIS IS SOME JUICY GOSSIP!

SOF: I need to tell WhoBob about this.

GoofyGooberz: *impersonating Morgan Freeman* And so the gossip spread across SBC, and I am narrating this because making lines for each person who gets the message will make this story too long…

GoofyGooberz: *in normal voice* Alright, fast forward to tomorrow! *claps twice*

The next day…

GoofyGooberz: *impersonating Morgan Freeman once again* And so, with the gossip spread, everyone on SBC planned a party to celebrate Ssj retiring…

In the shoutbox room...

Squiddy: *sets up music playlist and speakers* Wow! I can’t believe it! Ssj is retiring! Yush!

WhoBob: *putting up streamers and chairs*I know right! This is amazing!

Jjs: Hey, what are you guys doing…

WhoBob: You’ll see this afternoon…

Jjs: Okay…? *leaves shoutbox room*

GoofyGooberz: *yawn* Good morning guys. What’s going on?

Squiddy: Haven’t you heard, Ssj is retiring! :D

GoofyGooberz: The gossip spread that fast?

Squiddy: That Ssj is retiring? I guess so? Thanks for letting everyone know? *pats Goofy on back*

GoofyGooberz: … Yeah! You are welcome! :)

MMM: *walks into shoutbox room* You told me first though, right?

GoofyGooberz: Yup!

WhoBob: Thanks to you too, MMM!

MMM: *smiles*

GoofyGooberz: You know… I know someone who would like to come to this party… *pulls out phone*

MMM: Who?

WhoBob: I’m here…

MMM: *facepalms*

GoofyGooberz: *taps screen* And… invite!

MMM: See you guys tonight!

That night…

Squiddy: Party in 3… 2… 1…

Squiddy: WOOHOO! GOODBYE SSJ! SEE YA AT THE DUMP! HAHAH!

There is a knock at the door.

GoofyGooberz: That’s him!

GoofyGooberz: *opens door to reveal Ssj*

Ssj: Hey guys, what’s the party for- *sees sign*

Squiddy: GOOFY! WHY DID YOU INVITE SSJ?! WE ARE CELEBRATING HIS RETIREMENT, OF COURSE HE WOULDN’T LIKE THIS!

GoofyGooberz: My bad. ?

Ssj: I see how it is… *pulls out banhammer from behind his back*

Ssj: I knew this would come in handy tonight…

WhoBob: You can’t ban us, not if jjs is admi-

Ssj: Look behind me.

Ssj *looks outside*

Jjs: *laying on ground* Ugh...

WhoBob: OH MY GOD! YOU BEAT UP JJS!

Ssj: I sure did. Now that I’m the admin of this site, it’s time to beat this whole forum UP.

GoofyGooberz: *throws rock at ssj*

Doink!

Ssj: Huh? I see… you want to die first Goofy man?

GoofyGooberz: Alright that’s it!

GoofyGooberz: Everyone! Hold hands!

Squiddy: *holds hands with Goofy and WhoBob*

Squiddy: Oh, I know where this is going…

Squiddy: *nods at Goofy*

GoofyGooberz: TRIPLE…

WhoBob: … *thinking* Oh, it’s a Sonic Forces reference!

GoofyGooberz, WhoBob, and Squiddy: FUG BOOST!

GoofyGooberz, WhoBob, and Squiddy: *run and jump towards ssj*

Ssj: I knew I should have retired for real…

BOOM!

GoofyGooberz, WhoBob, and Squiddy: Huh? Where’d he go?

Jjs: Huh. I feel better now.

Squiddy: Wait, so a triple fug boost fixes all problems across SEVERAL forums?

GoofyGooberz: I guess so.

GoofyGooberz: But to be honest that was their just for plot convenience.

Squiddy: :smirk~1:

 

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S2 EP10 - Mythix Fools

 

Mythix: Hey Winter...

Winter: What?

Mythix: Pet Sitter Pat is the best episode in the series.

Winter: WHAT?! HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! IT- IT- IT’S NOT!!!

Mythix: Hehe!

Mythix: APRIL FOOLS!

Winter: Oh… good one Mythix!

Mythix: By the way, Winter… check your DM’s…

Winter: Huh? Why?

Winter: *checks DM’s* A link? Oh, hey! A link to the new episodes in HD! Thanks, mythix!

Mythix: :funny:

Winter: Why are you… *looks on screen* WHAT THE?!

Mythix: It was a troll link lol.

Mythix: Enjoy your new Actors skin! :smirk~1:

Winter: OH YEAH? WANT ME TO TELL JJS ABOUT THIS?

Mythix: Too late, I got jjs to step down by spamming his e-mail with Winx Club scripts :smirk~1:

GoofyGooberz: *walks in* Mythix, I’m your friend and all, but you need to stop this.

Mythix: Mmmm, no.

GoofyGooberz: And why not?

Mythix: *points at Goofy* BECAUSE YOU TOUCH UNSEASONED CHICKEN AT NIGHT! *runs away*

GoofyGooberz: C’mon, Winter!

Winter and GoofyGooberz: *run after Mythix* COME BACK HERE!

Mythix: Whoops! *drops glitch cube*

Winter: *halts* What is this? *picks up glitch cube*

Winter: 404 ERROR, USER NOT FOUND. *disappears*

GoofyGooberz: Oh no… *turns around*

GoofyGooberz: Glitch cubes all over the floor, huh?

GoofyGooberz: Well, good thing I took ballet in the 27th grade!

GoofyGooberz: I call this one…

GoofyGooberz: The Stepping Stone.

GoofyGooberz: *prances all over the place avoiding each glitch cube*

GoofyGooberz: And done!

GoofyGooberz: Thank you, thank you.

GoofyGooberz: Oh, that’s right, no one’s watching.

GoofyGooberz: *keeps running* MYTHIX, GET BACK HERE!

Mythix: Hehe! I got more of those-

Mythix: *halts* Huh? Where are they? *looks behind him* Did I drop them all back there?

Mythix: I did! Hey, where did Goofy go?

GoofyGooberz: *taps Mythix’s shoulder*

Mythix: *turns around*

GoofyGooberz: This is for Winter.

GoofyGooberz: JJS!

Jjs: *pops up from behind GoofyGooberz* Here you are, my man.

Mythix: He… gave you the banhammer?!

GoofyGooberz: ...Whaddya think?

WHAM!

Mythix: Oof…

THIS USER HAS BANNED.

GoofyGooberz: Phew! That’s a-

Mythix: *makes alt* Poof! Here I am!

GoofyGooberz: PERMABAN! :D

Mythix: DAMMIT, I FORGOT THAT WAS A THI- Poof!

Jjs: I'll be taking that!

GoofyGooberz: *hands banhammer back to jjs*

Jjs: Peace. *logs out*

Mythix: *makes another alt* HEYO!

GoofyGooberz: Oh boy.

The end

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