Squidward Tentacles Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Meh. I didn't steal Patrick's dumb sand doughnuts, what the heck would I want them for? So don't even think about accusing me, Sherlock. I didn't even want to be at the party anyways. It was probably either Krabs or Puff that did it again, who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterArcanine Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Are you still traumatized over what happened last May? Are you still mad at Patrick for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Winterghost43 said: Are you still traumatized over what happened last May? Are you still mad at Patrick for it? ...We don't talk about that incident. I'm still annoyed at Patrick for what happened, but I'd have no use to steal his sand doughnuts when they're well...sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Why do you keep attending these shindigs you predictably lose your patience with? Stay at home and read the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Did you leave the party out of boredom, or was it another reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Squidward how is Maurizio and Jacob doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Did you see anything suspicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 10 hours ago, Mimikyu Madness said: Why do you keep attending these shindigs you predictably lose your patience with? Stay at home and read the internet. Meh, these mysteries need a straight man culprit. Also, I don't have the internet at my home. 9 hours ago, dmandaboi said: Did you leave the party out of boredom, or was it another reason? I left out of boredom. 3 hours ago, Mike Geiger said: Squidward how is Maurizio and Jacob doing Who? 2 hours ago, NegiVampy said: Did you see anything suspicious? Hmm...I saw Sandy looking around a bit weirdly at the sand, and Mrs. Puff also seemed a bit sketchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 why did you suspects Krabs & Ms Puff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Did you talk with Sandy at the party, and if so, what did she say to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 10 hours ago, Dracula Phineas said: why did you suspects Krabs & Ms Puff? I dunno, they were both culprits before, so I wouldn't put it past them again. 9 hours ago, 4EverGreen said: Did you talk with Sandy at the party, and if so, what did she say to you? I didn't talk to her, she was too busy analyzing the sand or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquatic Konquest Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Squilliam was at the party, right? Did he talk to you while you were there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 21 hours ago, CrookedAquatic said: Squilliam was at the party, right? Did he talk to you while you were there? Yes, he was at the party. We only talked when he bragged to me about how he's better at the clarinet than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Did you talk to Patrick about anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 11 hours ago, NegiVampy said: Did you talk to Patrick about anything? Yes, I told him I didn't like the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Squidward, would you vouch for Mrs. Puff on your life? She says you know she wasn't in the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 Just now, Mimikyu Madness said: Squidward, would you vouch for Mrs. Puff on your life? She says you know she wasn't in the kitchen That is correct, Puff didn't go into the kitchen, surprisingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Squidward Tentacles said: That is correct, Puff didn't go into the kitchen, surprisingly. So you'd say Dutchman or Sandy is more likely to have done the crime? You pointed the finger at Puff but knew she wasn't near the food? Are you stoned, Mr. Squidward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mimikyu Madness said: So you'd say Dutchman or Sandy is more likely to have done the crime? You pointed the finger at Puff but knew she wasn't near the food? Are you stoned, Mr. Squidward? Meh...this is why I should stop being a suspect, it's clear my interest isn't there to keep paying attention to these stupid mysteries. Sure, let's go with either Sandy or The Dutchman, although as far as I noticed The Dutchman didn't even leave the living room at all, so maybe not him. No, I am not stoned...jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterArcanine Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Mrs Puff said you were close to the kitchen..... what were you doing near the kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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