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Meh. PErs3eP.png I didn't steal Patrick's dumb sand doughnuts, what the heck would I want them for? So don't even think about accusing me, Sherlock. I didn't even want to be at the party anyways. It was probably either Krabs or Puff that did it again, who knows. 

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8 minutes ago, Winterghost43 said:

Are you still traumatized over what happened last May? Are you still mad at Patrick for it?

...We don't talk about that incident. I'm still annoyed at Patrick for what happened, but I'd have no use to steal his sand doughnuts when they're well...sand. 

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10 hours ago, Mimikyu Madness said:

Why do you keep attending these shindigs you predictably lose your patience with? Stay at home and read the internet.

Meh, these mysteries need a straight man culprit. Also, I don't have the internet at my home. 

9 hours ago, dmandaboi said:

Did you leave the party out of boredom, or was it another reason?

I left out of boredom.

3 hours ago, Mike Geiger said:

Squidward how is Maurizio and Jacob doing

Who?

2 hours ago, NegiVampy said:

Did you see anything suspicious?

Hmm...I saw Sandy looking around a bit weirdly at the sand, and Mrs. Puff also seemed a bit sketchy. 

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10 hours ago, Dracula Phineas said:

why did you suspects Krabs & Ms Puff?

I dunno, they were both culprits before, so I wouldn't put it past them again.

9 hours ago, 4EverGreen said:

Did you talk with Sandy at the party, and if so, what did she say to you?

I didn't talk to her, she was too busy analyzing the sand or whatever. 

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1 minute ago, Squidward Tentacles said:

That is correct, Puff didn't go into the kitchen, surprisingly. 

So you'd say Dutchman or Sandy is more likely to have done the crime? You pointed the finger at Puff but knew she wasn't near the food? Are you stoned, Mr. Squidward?

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3 minutes ago, Mimikyu Madness said:

So you'd say Dutchman or Sandy is more likely to have done the crime? You pointed the finger at Puff but knew she wasn't near the food? Are you stoned, Mr. Squidward?

Meh...this is why I should stop being a suspect, it's clear my interest isn't there to keep paying attention to these stupid mysteries. Sure, let's go with either Sandy or The Dutchman, although as far as I noticed The Dutchman didn't even leave the living room at all, so maybe not him.

No, I am not stoned...jerk.

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