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An idea that's long been cooking in my brain, this is my first tv.com-style lit, based on one of my favorite comic strips. For those of you who don't know the premise of Spy vs. Spy, it's about two identical spies, the only difference is one is dressed in white, the other is dressed in black. Their goals are relatively simple, outwit the other, often resulting in hilarious slapstick-based death. Sometimes the White Spy wins, and sometimes the Black Spy will win. Other times they'll end up killing themselves through mislaid plans, or through their own stupidity.

In any case, the results are hilarious. The first pair of episodes, "Casino Broi-yale/Two Spies, A Girl, And A Pizza Place" will premiere later today. This won't have a set "schedule" due to the simpler format and will just be something I'll be doing whenever I feel like it.

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2 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Spy vs. Spy Logotipe.png

An idea that's long been cooking in my brain, this is my first tv.com-style lit, based on one of my favorite comic strips. For those of you who don't know the premise of Spy vs. Spy, it's about two identical spies, the only difference is one is dressed in white, the other is dressed in black. Their goals are relatively simple, outwit the other, often resulting in hilarious slapstick-based death. Sometimes the White Spy wins, and sometimes the Black Spy will win. Other times they'll end up killing themselves through mislaid plans, or through their own stupidity.

In any case, the results are hilarious. The first pair of episodes, "Casino Broi-yale/Two Spies, A Girl, And A Pizza Place" will premiere later today. This won't have a set "schedule" due to the simpler format and will just be something I'll be doing whenever I feel like it.

i can't wait this sounds good

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01a. Casino Broi-yale

 

The White Spy is sent to infiltrate a casino where a powerful mafioso has made his claim, protected by none other than the Black Spy, who is doing such as to gain a share of the casino’s profits. Disguised as a run-of-the mill gambler, the White Spy arms himself with a pair of rigged dice; this is part of a plot to easily win games, and doing it enough times to get the mafioso’s attention, therefore giving a good opening for the White Spy to take him out. The Black Spy, suspicious of this newcomer, decides to play a round of craps. His suspicions are confirmed, and rather than reporting the White Spy to the mafioso, the Black Spy decides to take out the White Spy himself. Sneaking into the casino’s kitchens with his own disguise (a lobster), the Black Spy lays in wait so that he can be brought in with the White Spy’s winnings. Unfortunately, he didn’t think this plan through; he is boiled alive, and once the now-cooked Black Spy is brought out, the White Spy gives a V-sign and laughs while shooting the mafioso in the forehead.

 

01b. Two Spies, A Girl, And A Pizza Place

 

The Spies are chowing down on pizzas, seemingly one of those occasions where neither of them are fighting and are getting along pretty well. That is, until a rather attractive girl walks in. Both of the spies immediately go gaga over her, then glare at each other with their usual fiery hatred. One of them is going to get the girl, and the other isn’t. The White Spy, smooth-talker he is, decides to go up to the girl and chat her up for a while. The Black Spy, fuming at his rival’s success, looks around, getting an idea. Posing as a chef, the Black Spy walks up to the couple and offers to show the White Spy and his date how the pizzas are made. They accept, though the White Spy can see through the Black Spy’s disguise just as easily as paper. This gives him his own idea, and he decides to play along, not only for his date’s sake, but so the plan can be put into motion. As the girl marvels at how up close and personal she is getting at the pizza-making process, the Black Spy, who is working with an undercover chef, is about to push the White Spy into the oven a la Sweeney Todd. However, the chef, who is not the brightest bulb, mistakes him for the White Spy and pushes both into the oven, cooking them into pizzas. Neither wins, as the girl is none the wiser; we see her eating the double-Spy pizza, the faces of the Spies glaring daggers at each other through the sauce and cheese.

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Trivia:

First Appearances: Black Spy, White Spy

The titles are plays on Casino Royale and Two Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Place respectively

Victories and Deaths:

-White Spy victory; Black Spy is boiled alive (Casino Broi-yale)

-Neither; both are baked into pizzas (Two Spies, A Girl, and A Pizza Place)

 

 

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