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11 hours ago, Shinji Ikari said:

I just checked with Dr. Akagi! I do not have cancer! Are you even a real doctor?!

I am only licensed to do prostate exams.

11 hours ago, Chester said:

The Power of Lawsuits Compell you, pig.

The power of tularemia will be compelling your life to end!

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5 hours ago, Android 17 said:

Doc, I think I have a bomb inside me

The only way to get it out is to detonate it! You have about 4 to 5 minutes left to live depending on how long it takes me to light the fuse.

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5 hours ago, Edward Elric said:

Any medical procedure to help me and my brother get our bodies back?

The best solution is to give you both completely new ones!  I have a fine stock of fresh victims medical cadavers I will stick your brains inside.

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On 4/17/2018 at 10:10 PM, Chester said:

*Sucks up via vacuum cleaner*

Nice try, i've dealt with worse, that being Supernatural Rabbits. 

haunts the vacuum cleaner

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