OWM Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Hello, residents of the SpongeBob community! Are you experiencing any health problems? Just tell me what they are and I will fix them! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 aren’t you interrupting the story at the most suspenseful part? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 20 minutes ago, Katsura♡? said: aren’t you interrupting the story at the most suspenseful part? Well the answer is yes, Katsura. Yes I am. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortnitefan12 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Why am I so sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjs Goodman Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 hey man why is my back hurting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 why am I half chicken half robot half human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Meow (Will Jerry lose someday?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaid Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Am i Going insane? This Rabbit has been driving me crazy ever since I've moved to the big easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hilaryfan80 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 As a fellow doctor, what's your funniest diagnosis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Oink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I have infinite energy, which is giving me insomnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Morgana said: Why am I so sick? All of that sneaking around can't be good for your health! You have severe cat flu and only have 3 days to live. 5 hours ago, Boomhauer said: hey man why is my back hurting? Isn't it obvious? You have back cancer, Jeff! Come see me tomorrow and I'll be surgically removing your spine. 6.5% chance of survival. 4 hours ago, Lord Boxman said: why am I half chicken half robot half human? Medicine can't explain that, but you've also got bird flu! You have 72 hours to live. 4 hours ago, Tom Cat said: Meow (Will Jerry lose someday?) I'm sure one day, Jerry won't be able to get away from you! Just like how your severe feline panleukopenia won't go away either! You have 24 hours to live. 4 hours ago, Chester said: Am i Going insane? This Rabbit has been driving me crazy ever since I've moved to the big easy. That's clearly because he's given you tularemia! You have 18 seconds to live. 4 hours ago, Haruhi Suzumiya said: As a fellow doctor, what's your funniest diagnosis? The one you're getting right now! You have severe stage 9 animes! Clearly, your desu has advanced far beyond normal human levels. You have 5 seconds to live. 4 hours ago, Waddles said: Oink? ?????????! Translation: I do not tolerate such foul language in my office! 3 hours ago, Android 17 said: I have infinite energy, which is giving me insomnia. Looks like I'll have to pull the plug on the life support, then! You have 3.65 seconds to live. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 do you know if i can reach a higher ethereal feeling than Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 31 minutes ago, Burgerpants said: do you know if i can reach a higher ethereal feeling than Yes, of course! The sweet, cooling release of a morphine overdose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaid Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I Checked with another doctor, i don't have tularemia, What kind of medical practices are you running here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Chester said: I Checked with another doctor, i don't have tularemia, What kind of medical practices are you running here? You can tell that other doctor to die in a hole! I speak only the truth to my patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaid Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr. Pig said: You can tell that other doctor to die in a hole! I speak only the truth to my patients. Give me my Money Back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Chester said: Give me my Money Back! Too late, I’ve already spent it on an extravagant golfing trip with President Trump. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Why do I feel meh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shinji Ikari said: Why do I feel meh? It must be from all that time cooped up inside an Evangelion! Clearly, it has given you cancer. You have a week to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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