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20 minutes ago, Katsura♡? said:

aren’t you interrupting the story at the most suspenseful part?

Well the answer is yes, Katsura. Yes I am.

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5 hours ago, Morgana said:

Why am I so sick?

All of that sneaking around can't be good for your health! You have severe cat flu and only have 3 days to live.

5 hours ago, Boomhauer said:

hey man why is my back hurting?

Isn't it obvious? You have back cancer, Jeff! Come see me tomorrow and I'll be surgically removing your spine. 6.5% chance of survival.

4 hours ago, Lord Boxman said:

why am I half chicken half robot half human? (d) 

Medicine can't explain that, but you've also got bird flu! You have 72 hours to live.

4 hours ago, Tom Cat said:

Meow (Will Jerry lose someday?)

I'm sure one day, Jerry won't be able to get away from you! Just like how your severe feline panleukopenia won't go away either! You have 24 hours to live.

4 hours ago, Chester said:

Am i Going insane?

This Rabbit has been driving me crazy ever since I've moved to the big easy.

That's clearly because he's given you tularemia! You have 18 seconds to live.

4 hours ago, Haruhi Suzumiya said:

As a fellow doctor, what's your funniest diagnosis? :funny:

The one you're getting right now! You have severe stage 9 animes! Clearly, your desu has advanced far beyond normal human levels. You have 5 seconds to live.

4 hours ago, Waddles said:

Oink?

?????????!

Translation: I do not tolerate such foul language in my office!

3 hours ago, Android 17 said:

I have infinite energy, which is giving me insomnia.

Looks like I'll have to pull the plug on the life support, then! You have 3.65 seconds to live.

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31 minutes ago, Burgerpants said:

do you know if i can reach a higher ethereal feeling than

 

Yes, of course! The sweet, cooling release of a morphine overdose!

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2 hours ago, Chester said:

I Checked with another doctor, i don't have tularemia, What kind of medical practices are you running here?

You can tell that other doctor to die in a hole! I speak only the truth to my patients.

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3 minutes ago, Shinji Ikari said:

Why do I feel meh?

It must be from all that time cooped up inside an Evangelion! Clearly, it has given you cancer. You have a week to live.

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