Patrick Star Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 (edited) Uh...hi! What was I supposed to say again? Oh yeah, my buddy SpongeBob's jelly, I mean trophy thing, is gone! It's horrible! I once won a trophy for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else, too bad I lost it. I was trying to touch my other favorite pal Jeffrey at the convention place, but he was too fast! He wouldn't let me touch him, I chased him everywhere! If only I could touch his nice, pink skin...wait, what? Did I see who took the trophy? Nope, I don't think I did, but whoever did such a terrible thing to my buddy will pay! Who do I think did it? I think it was Mr. Krabs! Yeah, I'd keep your eyes on him! NOW COME TO ME JEFFREY! *chases again* Edited March 11, 2018 by Patrick Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Peach Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 You think Krabs did it, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 2 hours ago, SOF said: You think Krabs did it, why? Because he's red, and red is the color of evil! Wait, I think it's because I saw him sneaking around like a weirdo. That might be it. I'm not sure if it means anything though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Peach Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 *faceplam* you're an idiot, @Patrick Star ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, SOF said: *faceplam* you're an idiot, @Patrick Star ? That was not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Did someone steal your trophy too? Was Jeffrey the only thing your eyes were locked on or did you notice some other details as you ran around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Hayden said: Did someone steal your trophy too? Was Jeffrey the only thing your eyes were locked on or did you notice some other details as you ran around? Yeah, it was probably...wait...it was stuck in my butt, there we go. Want to touch it? Duhh....I saw Mr. Krabs with some stick thing. Squidward was also near the stage. And Larry kept looking around funny. Maybe he stole it, he's red too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 You talked to SpongeBob once before the trophy was stolen, what did you talk about? Did you drink a Dr. Kelp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 8 hours ago, NegiSpongie said: You talked to SpongeBob once before the trophy was stolen, what did you talk about? Did you drink a Dr. Kelp? Uh...*drools* I forget. I think I congratulated my buddy, and then asked where the bathroom was. Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Ketchum Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Why do you have homoerotic feelings about Jeffrey Jellyfish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 41 minutes ago, Turd Ferguson said: Why do you have homoerotic feelings about Jeffrey Jellyfish? What does homoerotic mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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