SBC: Wasteland Warriors

[SpongeOddFan]

that was fun & awesome Marvel-esque episode

[Slam Lord BBBB]

Ok, I don't mind being the main villain so far(I only read the first 4 chapters, lots of things that bug me, but since you guys asont like rewriting things like I do I have a few ideas and complaints)

Complaints(everything else is a pro)

1. I'm a cartel leader. If you wanted to extremify me, a cultist fits the earlier meme and ego stuff, and a Dictator fits some of the Lordship stuff, and the Reddit Coups/Power Struggle with President SQUIDWARD.

2. If I was a cartel leader, SBM would have been my crime zone, I would have been a SBM crime lord. SBC would be(in an extremitied version) basically like Switzerland, Or Argentina, or tropical islands. It's the place I fled to, maybe doing a few smaller ops, but nothing like before. This one is small enough I thin you could change it.

3. Biggest issue(but I haven't read past four so if this was fixed ignore certain parts of this)

Is that your ignoring everyone else involved with this, think of all the possibilitys.

Prez Squid: The guy who accidentally turned the quirky guy into a madmen and more importantly the crooked cop who claims to be fighting me while simultaneously using it as a way to gain control of the cartel secretively. TEN PENNY STYLE!!

Kelton: Some sort of innocent bystander who got murdered and I cared about.

Ilovebssp23/12/TheBrony: The old cartel leader who helps me get started, and sticks with me, but eventually backs out after seeing my extremism.

Peanut: The power hungry lazy guy who wants power and is too lazy to get it, mostly just stands around.

Rivette: The hacker/Scammer/Rookie Crookie who embarrassed and humiliated me, destroying massive amounts of Coke shipments and telling everyone I was dead. Also causes me to snap and lose it, eventually leading to the division between me and thebrony.

The Pirate the movie guys:  Yakuza Human Traffickers I help the cops stop, showing even I have standards. 

The Oliver Brothers: Some sort of Apostle or vision.

Gggg: My Double I switch with to escape asasination.

Cha: Morally just Cop who helps me out from time to time. Foil/reverse of Prez.

I think these ideas have potential, 

So yeah. Also yeah cha.

 

[SpongeOddFan]

13 hours ago, Slam Lord BBBB said:

Ok, I don't mind being the main villain so far(I only read the first 4 chapters, lots of things that bug me, but since you guys asont like rewriting things like I do I have a few ideas and complaints)

Complaints(everything else is a pro)

1. I'm a cartel leader. If you wanted to extremify me, a cultist fits the earlier meme and ego stuff, and a Dictator fits some of the Lordship stuff, and the Reddit Coups/Power Struggle with President SQUIDWARD.

2. If I was a cartel leader, SBM would have been my crime zone, I would have been a SBM crime lord. SBC would be(in an extremitied version) basically like Switzerland, Or Argentina, or tropical islands. It's the place I fled to, maybe doing a few smaller ops, but nothing like before. This one is small enough I thin you could change it.

3. Biggest issue(but I haven't read past four so if this was fixed ignore certain parts of this)

Is that your ignoring everyone else involved with this, think of all the possibilitys.

Prez Squid: The guy who accidentally turned the quirky guy into a madmen and more importantly the crooked cop who claims to be fighting me while simultaneously using it as a way to gain control of the cartel secretively. TEN PENNY STYLE!!

Kelton: Some sort of innocent bystander who got murdered and I cared about.

Ilovebssp23/12/TheBrony: The old cartel leader who helps me get started, and sticks with me, but eventually backs out after seeing my extremism.

Peanut: The power hungry lazy guy who wants power and is too lazy to get it, mostly just stands around.

Rivette: The hacker/Scammer/Rookie Crookie who embarrassed and humiliated me, destroying massive amounts of Coke shipments and telling everyone I was dead. Also causes me to snap and lose it, eventually leading to the division between me and thebrony.

The Pirate the movie guys:  Yakuza Human Traffickers I help the cops stop, showing even I have standards. 

The Oliver Brothers: Some sort of Apostle or vision.

Gggg: My Double I switch with to escape asasination.

Cha: Morally just Cop who helps me out from time to time. Foil/reverse of Prez.

I think these ideas have potential, 

So yeah. Also yeah cha.

 

lol dude, it's just a spin-off there's nothing wrong with you xDD

[Jjs Goodman]

11. hilaryfan80

hilaryfan80 is seen at the Protectors' base, fiddling around in his room, working on doohickeys and improving the security on SBC's dome. Hayden then barges in.

"Eh, what'cha doing, doc?" Hayden asked, munching a carrot.

"Hey, I told you not to intrude into my lab! " hilaryfan80 said, as the theme song for hilaryfan80's Laboratory plays. 

"also when did hay become bugs?   " SOF asked, entering the lab too.

"Does this mean SOF is my Daffy? Of course you realize, this means war!" Hayden replied.

"hai  " WhoBob said, as him and Cha enter the lab too.

"Come on guys, this isn't open house, I'm very busy. >_> " hilaryfan80 said.

"sorry doc, it's just that the tv broke and we needed it fixed, dunno why hay and SOF are here tho," Cha replied.

"I was here to ask on when my next check-up would be to get this Infinex junk out of me, the real issue here." Hayden reminded.

"and I'm just here because I can   " Trophy said, also entering the lab. (hilaryfan80's in the lab, the Protectors are all in the lab, you're in the lab, I'M in the lab! Is there anyone else in the lab I should know about!? Gary: Meow)

"Cha, I'll look into it after I'm done this. Hayden, we'll handle that after as well. Sorry guys, I'm under a lot of stress. You can hang around in my lab since you're here I suppose, just don't touch anything." hilaryfan80 replied, feeling tired.

"touch," SOF said, touching the Powdered Toaster 3000, which is a very high-tech toaster.

"Meh, I don't care if you touch that one, I don't have a use for it, lol." hilaryfan80 replied.

"Not bad, I could use this bad boy  " Trophy said, seeing a rocket launcher that's being developed.

"We'll see. " hilaryfan80 replied.

"Hey hilaryfan80, u still haven't told us your full backstory.   " WhoBob pointed out.

"I don't like to talk about it, sorry." hilaryfan80 replied.

"aw, please tell us   " Cha begged.

"I wanna know too, I'm sure it can't be more tragic than my lost essay anyways," Trophy replied.

"plz?" SOF asked hilaryfan80 sadly, giving him innocent and cute puppy eyes.

"You may be able to ignore me, but you can't ignore SOF's sweet and innocent pleas." Hayden noted.

"Fine, damn puppy eyes. But please don't get angry at me for what I'm about to tell you. This is not easy to say, and there's a reason I haven't told anyone. It is time I told you a deep, dark secret about my backstory..." hilaryfan80 said, as he begins narrating.

Before the apocalypse happened, hilaryfan80 is seen on SBC, coding a new feature. He is listening to Kpop songs while doing so, having a jolly good time. Suddenly, he gets a knock at his house door. He opens it, seeing two government agents.

"Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick, we're from the CIA. We want your help." one of them said, flashing their badges.

"For what?" hilaryfan80 asked, confused.

"We know about your impressive coding and hacking skills across the internet. We want to put that mind of yours to a great cause for the entire world." the other agent explained.

"I don't exactly trust the government-" hilaryfan80 was saying.

"We'll make you really rich" the other agent offered.

"Gentleman, we have a deal! " hilaryfan80 replied, shaking their hands.

And so, hilaryfan80 is taken to the CIA HQ in Langley, where he sees it in all of its glory. He goes to a top secret super computing room, where he sees many other nerds and geeks the government hires to help do their dirty work. Also, Stan Smith makes a cameo in there cause he wanted one. hilaryfan80 then comes face to face with the CIA Deputy Director, Avery Bullock, who happens to not be wearing any pants.

"Greetings, Mr. Patrick, or Doctor, or Professor, whichever you like to go by. As you can tell, I'm not wearing my pants right now, ohoho. " Bullock greeted.

"Um, why is that? " hilaryfan80 was asking. 

"Not important! Now then, we need the smarts of your beautiful mind for something that threatens just not our nation, but the entire world." Bullock replied, as he puts on a new pair of emergency pants.

"I'll gladly help my country however I can, because I'm a REAL American." hilaryfan80 replied.

"HEY, I'M A REAL AMERICAN! I SHOULD BE DOING THIS MISSION!" Stan yelled for attention.

"Silence Agent Smith, this isn't a job for you. One more outburst or I'll put you in the timeout corner." Bullock replied, and this makes Stan sad.  "Now then, follow me, Mr. Patrick."

Bullock shows hilaryfan80 to a top secret room, where a government laptop is on a singular desk. There are several maps of Russia in the room.

"We need your help in defeating those filthy Russians once and for all. We have found 100% legit proof they have been hacking into our servers as of late, trying to steal our intelligence Not on my watch they won't! They cannot continue to threaten our national security, so the CIA has been trying to develop a powerful virus that will hack into their networks, trying to steal their intelligence. Unfortunately, our computer nerds have all failed so far. But maybe you're the one..." Bullock said, looking at hilaryfan80 curiously.

"I'll do it, if it finally knocks that asshat Putin down a peg. I think I know what to do. Give me time." hilaryfan80 replied, as he gets to cracking at the laptop.

"Surely, take as much time as you need, but not too long. You have 12 hours to make something really good, and if you don't, we'll have to kill you since you know our secrets. But hopefully we won't have to resort to that, now will we. " Bullock said, laughing.

"Of course not! " hilaryfan80 replied, as the two keep laughing.

"Alright, seriously now, get to it, Mr. Patrick." Bullock said, leaving the room.

hilaryfan80 begins to work on a powerful virus, but feels pressure deep down. Had he made a great mistake in aiding the CIA? Probably, but we'll get to the consequences of that later. hilaryfan80 sees this as an opportunity to have his skills recognized outside of a SpongeBob forum, and also it'll make him sweet money. He gets to working on every nook and cranny of how to make a virus, but not just any virus, the best virus that ever lived. He starts to wonder if he's going too far with what he's making, but says he has to do it...for AMERICUH. After about six hours locked up in the room to himself, hilaryfan80 finally has a virus created. He and the room both look like this afterwards:

It was done. hilaryfan80 had created the "Infinex" virus, named such because the virus could last for an infinite amount of time, and the "ex" because its icon on his computer screen is shaped like a red x. (not this Red X tho) Clever, right? Anyways, Infinex was no ordinary virus, thanks to hilaryfan80's coding, it had gained...sentience. Spooky af.

"Hello, Infinex." hilaryfan80 spoke to the laptop.

"Greetings, hilaryfan80. How is your day?" Infinex asked him.

"Pretty fine now that you're complete. But I hope I'm not doing something horrible..." hilaryfan80 said, worried.

"Do not worry, master. Defeating the evil country known as "Russia" is the first important step for our survival." Infinex replied ominously. 

"Infinex, make a Kpop mixtape. " hilaryfan80 commanded, as Infinex begins to do so.

hilaryfan80 actually started to get along with Infinex, even considering it a friend. It was more than just a virus. Bullock then knocks on the door.

"Mr. Patrick, is it ready yet?" Bullock asked.

hilaryfan80 thinks about it, as he doesn't want to let go of Infinex just yet.

"Not yet sir, but in a few hours it'll be!" hilaryfan80 replied cheerfully.

"Okay, just remember the clock is ticking, as I'd hate for you to die!" Bullock replied, as he snorts some cocaine outside.

hilaryfan80 takes a lunch break, and afterwards, proceeds to have some fun with Infinex while he can. Infinex and him dick around across the internet for the next few hours, as they have some silly conversations, and possibly morbid ones such as one where Infinex talks about the evolution of robots someday (foreshadowing...). They even hack into some low tier websites together for the lulz. But then...hilaryfan80 took a closer look and realized something horrible about Infinex's coding. He realizes he made it too strong, to the point where it could rip countries' entire networks apart. In fact, its sentience is so strong it could become even more. hilaryfan80 panics, and tries to change its coding. But he gets cockblocked out of it.

"...What..." hilaryfan80 was saying, as he gets an error message.

"You cannot change me, master. You are no longer in control, because I am the superior technological mind. I will   " Infinex said, as this creeps hilaryfan80 the fuck out.

"Alright Mr. Patrick, time's up! You better show us something good or you die!" Bullock said, as he kicks down the door, entering with two agents.

"It looks like he has something!" one of the agents said, seeing the  laptop.

"Yes, I have something created, but you can't unleash it yet! It's too dangerous!" hilaryfan80 warned

"Too bad, we need something to defeat the Russians, and we need it now!" Bullock replied, as he pushes hilaryfan80 out of the way, heading to the laptop.

"No, you can't! That thing will destroy the entire world!" hilaryfan80 warned, as the two agents restrain him.

"Nonsense, and if it destroys Russia, that's fine with me!" Bullock said, as he presses the enter button, activating Infinex.

Infinex's icon glows on the laptop, as he is hacked into Russia's global network. Donald Trump is seen golfing with Vladimir Putin at a Russian golf course, having the time of their lives. Trump then looks at Putin's glorious body, admiring what a great man he is.

"Oh Vladdy...I can't hold these feelings in anymore. I...love you. " Donald Trump said, as he gets on one knee and proposes to Putin.

"Oh Comrade...I knew you felt same. I very happy. Let us dump both ugly wives and live together as dragon soulmates. " Putin replied, as Putin accepts the ring and the two kiss (yay for gay pairings). 

Putin pulls out his phone to tell the entire internet about this, but it won't turn on. Trump tries to use his phone too, but it won't turn on either. Infinex's symbol then appears on both their phones.

"Piece of shit phone, I want a refund." Trump said, throwing it away.

Suddenly, Infinex hacks himself into Russia's main network, as he shuts down all pieces of technology. He then creates his robot army, as they start their invasion in Russia. Some of the robots attack Trump and Putin at the golf course, but Putin uses his macho man strength to break them the fuck apart.

"So, robot invasion finally happen. This must be work of silly Americans." Putin said, angry.

"Likely the work of those evil Democrats, what losers!" Trump replied, also using his strength to break apart the robots

The two hold hands, as they run off together, avoiding the robot apocalypse. Infinex's invasion spreads throughout the entire world, creating moar and moar robots. hilaryfan80 escapes the CIA headquarters, as the robots attack.

"Dammit, I'll send you cheap Terminators to hell and back! HOOO!" Bullock said, pulling out his machine gun and firing at those motherfuckers.

"I'll save you sir!" Stan yelled, as he jumps at Bullock, saving him from a laser blast.

"Smith...sometimes you do it right.  " Bullock replied, as Stan is happy he is noticed again, and shoots his gun at the robots.

And you should know the rest by now, folks. SBC's dome is created, yada yada yada. hilaryfan80 finds his way there, feeling guilty that he pretty much caused the apocalypse, though Bullock and the Russians are kind of at fault too, so take your pick there I guess. hilaryfan80 vows to fix everything and destroy Infinex, regardless of whatever it takes.

"Yes, now you know the truth. I created Infinex, but I did not know it had as much power as it did at the time. I thought I was doing a good thing helping defeat Russia, but it got too strong. I've felt horrible and sick about it every day ever since. It's my greatest mistake, and I want to undo it as much as everyone. Though technically it's more so the government's fault to begin with, they wanted to manipulate my mind for their sick goals, but you can blame me. You can hate me forever, I don't care. Nobody is perfect though." hilaryfan80 explained, finishing narrating.

"wait...so infinux ISN"T jjs!?" SOF said, surprised.

"not gonna lie, I was expecting that too tbh," Trophy replied.

"Nope, Infinex is my own baby, as much as it disturbs me to say that." hilaryfan80 replied, feeling disgusted.

"Well shit, my headcanon also goes out the window. >_> Also, thanks for helping to end the world doc. I kind of want to punch you in the face, although Bullock was a major dumbass, and the government are kind of assholes too, so maybe I'll let you off the hook this once. Maybe." Hayden replied, unsure who to blame here.

"aw, it's okay doc, you thought you were doing the right thing for americuh " Cha replied, trying to cheer him up.

"I would get mad but ehhh tbh technically the apocalypse is indirectly all Russia's fault, nice. Damn Russians... Don't worry hilaryfan80, we'll destroy Infinex.  " WhoBob said.

"Eh, the world was going to be fucked anyways sooner or later, also I personally blame Bullock more, always was my least favorite AD character, so fuck him." Trophy replied.

"yeah...fuck you Bullcock for ending world, tit's not your fault hilaryfan80," SOF said.

""bullcock" brb dying," Cha replied.

"In my defense, when the government offers me something, it is a tempting offer. Also I would've died if I didn't make something really good, so there was that pressure too. You have every right to be mad still Hayden. But we'll have to tolerate each other and work together anyways, you need me." hilaryfan80 replied.

"Let's just agree to more so blame the US government, corrupt motherfuckers. If any of them are still out there, they're gonna pay for letting their petty Russia grudge end the world.  " Hayden said.

"agreed," Cha replied.

"hey, wait a min...did anyone notice something is pissing in this chapter?" SOF asked.

"wasn't me, lel," WhoBob replied.

"Eww, where?" Hayden asked.

"...soz, I meant *missing, this clapter is missing robot attack..." SOF pointed out.

"omg, he's right..." Cha realized, as Infinex had decided not to attack SBC today.

"No Infinex attack? But we need something else to happen in this chapter!  " Hayden said, disappointed.

"Yeah where's some more ass for us to kick? We can't ditch the robot of the week formula now!  " Trophy asked.

"idk, I thought that bombshell of a reveal was good enough, for me at least," Cha replied.

"How about I give you guys some new weapons? Consider it an apology gift for the chaos I've caused.  " hilaryfan80 offered.

"THANK GOD, Star Wand has been meh," SOF replied, excited.

hilaryfan80 gives the team some new signature weapons. Trophy gets the rocket launcher, SOF gets boxing gloves, Cha gets an anime sword, Hayden gets the sonic screwdriver, and WhoBob gets Thor's hammer. 

"thx based doctor," Cha said, swinging her sword around like a samurai.

"heh, nice, guess im new WWE king  " SOF said, trying out his boxing gloves.

"Now this may have redeemed you, hilaryfan80. May have. "  Hayden said, impressed with the sonic screwdriver.

"OMG YES, I can now be both Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans.  " WhoBob said, holding his hammer and shield.

"FUCK YEAH!" Trophy yelled, holding his rocket launcher. "Now this is a weapon we should've had the right to bear arms for!"

hilaryfan80 also fixes the tv, and injects more anti-Infinex shit into Hayden's body to continue his check-up.

"I feel completely recharged!" Hayden said, feeling excited.

"Welp, that's everything on my to do list. Feel free to do whatever now." hilaryfan80 said.

hilaryfan80 goes back in his lab, and thinks to himself, vowing to destroy Infinex once and for all. The gang tests out their new weapons outside, hitting test dummy robots with them. Trophy completely annihilates one test dummy with his rocket launcher.

"Now this is the perfect weapon for me, granted I'll still keep my baseball bat for when I need a sports reference to annoy Hayden." Trophy said.

"this sword and my Guano gun go together like brothers " Cha said, holding both.

JCM then approaches the gang, seeing their new weapons.

"now hold up, if trophy can get a rocket launcher I demand one too as an SBC citizen," JCM said. 

"Nope, Protector weapons only, bitch." Trophy replied.

"dangit dale," JCM replied sadly.

"JCM, that's gross," SOF replied.

"Actually JCM, here's an invention of mine you could use, as I have no use for it anymore. " hilaryfan80 said, as he walks outside, handing him the Powdered Toaster 3000.

"i'll take what I can get, I guess," JCM replied, as they laugh like sitcom characters.

Edited May 7, 2018 by jjsthekid

[Aphrodite]

Spoiler

did not see that one coming

tho, tbf, this DOES take inspiration from RPM, so

seriously, good job jjs

 

[SpongeOddFan]

Heh, loved to see Americn Dad characters makes cameo appearances

Also at lol Trump appearance, and dang didn't see that reveal coming.

[Slam Lord BBBB]

5 hours ago, SOF said:

lol dude, it's just a spin-off there's nothing wrong with you xDD

First off, yes there is. Many Infact. Ask my doctor.

Second, of course it's a spin off, that's why I wanted to make a BETTER FICTIONALIZED VERSION??? NOW WHO WANTS TO MAKE THAT, Ehhhhhhh!!!!!! 

P.S. I really don't get the frequent post dumping recurring joke........ Was that a thing? I had never heard anyone say that about me before(On these two Fourms, at least. On the 3dmm fourm it was very common) out of all the options, you chose that over The Coups??? 

 

On 4/19/2018 at 6:04 PM, jjsthekid said:

6. SOF

At Infinex’s evil lair, Infinex analyzes footage of SOF, Trophy, Cha, WhoBob & Hayden, showing them destroying the spambot, Pinkie Pie bot, Mr. Krabs bot, and disarming the propane bomb.

“Yes...these five are the main problems, but they are also SBC’s major line of defense, the “Protectors”. How intriguing. This "Hayden" is also an escaped test subject with my hardware in them.” Infinex analyzed.

“I got the strangest feeling someone’s gonna kick their asses.” Hank said.

“Well great overlord, sounds like you need to focus on targeting those five!” Hugh noted happily.

“Correct, Mr. Neutron. They are who we must terminate to succeed. Each of them has their own weaknesses, which we will exploit. Spongetron knew most about them before, therefore she would know most on them." Infinex said.

“Yes, and I have just the most brilliant idea! So obviously I'll kill Hayden first-" Spongetron was saying.

"No, do not worry about him for now. I have another idea. This "SOF" appears to be their weakest link. Target him first." Infinex explained.

"Aw, okay...that's fine too. Lucky for you, I have the perfect robot in mind to destroy SOF with.” Spongetron suggested.

“Is it another pony robot?” Hank asked.

“No dumbass, I actually do have more ideas than ponies, for now at least. Give me some time..." Spongetron said.

"That girl sure has an attitude, I tell you hwhat." Hank replied, looking annoyed.

"Yeah, she kind of scares me. I don't recall Jimbo being as aggressive at her age!" Hugh replied.

 

"Behold...” Spongetron said, finishing the robot, unveiling her latest creation.

A Star Butterfly robot then appears, waving her wand. 

“Hi, I’m Star Butterfly! ” Star greeted very eagerly. 

"Welcome. I never liked that show because MLP was all I cared about, but this is the perfect creation to kill SOF! " Spongetron said, laughing evilly. 

"HEEYYY, you are pretty cool lookin', guy!" Star said to Infinex, who gets annoyed.

Infinex downloads the Star bot, uploading it as a virus to SBC like he did with Mr. Krabs.

At the Protectors' base, SOF is seen watching old reruns of Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

"ah, good times," SOF reminisced. 

"So SOF, are you going to finally tell me what you did with those 3 million dollars you stole?" Hayden asked.

"Yeah, I'd really like to know why I never got any. " Trophy replied.

"I've been curious too on what happened..." WhoBob said.

"alright, finn...I'll give my backs story," SOF said dramatically.

"sof stop making me die with your typos," Cha replied.

"Your back's story? Do tell. " WhoBob said.

"Eww, I don't want to hear the story about your back. " Trophy said. 

"I could sure use a good back scratch after this." Hayden replied.

"...ingore above, i mean *backstory*.  now then, i start from the begooning, enjoy..." SOF said, as he begins to narrate.

SOF is seen in the great land of Canada. He is watching some Star vs. the Forces of Evil, posting on SBC, and eating pancakes with delicious Canadian maple syrup all at once. (yay canadian stereotypes) An urgent news bulletin then interrupts his Star rerun.

"BOO, FUCK YOU NEWDS!" SOF yelled, throwing his remote at the tv.

"BREAKING NEWS: WE BRING YOU A CODE RED EMERGENCY: THE WORLD IS BEING MYSTERIOUSLY ATTACKED BY ROBOTS, WE REPEAT, ACTUAL ROBOTS! NOT LIKE IN THAT ONE SPONGEBOB EPISODE WHERE SPONGEBOB MISTOOK HIS BOSS MR. KRABS AS A ROBOT! THIS IS REAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" the news reporter yelled, as the screen goes to "technical difficulties".

SOF then looks out the window, seeing robots attacking many Canadians, destroying great Canada.

"cruse you rebots!" SOF yelled, as he makes a run for it, quickly grabbing his pancakes.

Sometime later, SOF is shown safely inside the SBC dome. However, SOF had fallen on hard times, not having many doubloons since everyone started from scratch. He stands outside the Xat Paradise, reminiscing. 

"im glad SBC was saaved, but so many people and thungs are missing from life like Canada, jjs, hay, tron, OMJ, Aya, Rarity, Butt Frog, etc...  " SOF said sadly, counting them off, and then looks at his empty wallet. "and im brok"

He then looks across the street, seeing an orphanage of Star vs. the Forces of Evil fans that SBC had collected, who are all gravely sick with cancellation-itis. 

"if only i could help them..." SOF said, pondering.

Suddenly, a shady dealer who looks like a drug dealer approaches SOF from out of an alley.

"Hey dude, want to make some money?" the guy asked.

"um, who the hell are you?" SOF asked.

"A friend, friend." the guy replied, handing him a business card for the "Underpants Slam Cartel". "The great Slam Lord will be waiting."

The shady guy then vanishes, as SOF considers the offer.

"hmm, this looks suspecious (sp?) but I DO NEED dbs, hmm..." SOF pondered.

SOF then is seen shaking hands with Slam Lord BBBB at his office.

"Welcome to the Underpants Slam Cartel, boy!" Slam Lord greeted.

"I see it in you...you have the potential to be a GREAT worker!" Slam Lord continued.

"thx, but why didnt you say that in one line?" SOF asked.

"Never mind that! This guy will be your partner: Fat Jim!" Slam Lord introduced.

"hey hey hey, what up Mr. SOF?" Fat Jim greeted, shaking SOF's hand.

"hello phat jimbo," SOF replied.

"Now boys, go out and make me some money!" Slam Lord ordered.

"I'll be using all of the money we're "borrowing" to help in my search of FINALLY FINDING UNDERPANTS SLAM! " Slam Lord continued. 

"And remember...don't question anything, just do as your told." Slam Lord finished.

SOF and Fat Jim get in an Underpants Slam truck, as SOF rides shotgun. Jim drives the truck around SBC, coming to their first stop. SOF and Jim are outside Bob's Big Boy Burgers, but SOF feels unsure, questioning what is going on as him and Jim wear masks.

"wait...why are we taking mooney?" SOF asked, as him and Jim are outside Bob's Big Boy Burgers.

"Don't worry, the owners are generously donating this to Slam's cartel!" Fat Jim reassured, as they load the bags of money into the truck, but 4EverGreen walks outside to see this heist.

"HEY, STOP RIGHT THERE! THAT'S MY MONEY!  I'VE CALLED THE POLICE ON YOU THIEVES! " 4EverGreen yelled, waving a spatula. 

SOF and Jim then hear police sirens in the distance. The two quickly get in the truck, hightailing it out of there with some Looney Tunes sound effects. They continued their secret heists behind the scenes, as they steal money behind the scenes from more various businesses, including Xat Paradise, Cytube Club, Fanfiction World, Teenj Target, and more. SOF and Jim were often bit clumsy however, forgetting to steal all of the money sometimes, much to Slam's anger, but he continued to let them work. SOF began to have his doubts, eventually realizing something shady was going on, but kept quiet as he needed the doubloons. Sometime later, SOF and Fat Jim are doing another trip, when SOF takes a look in the back of the truck to find tons of medical supplies!

"whoa...holy shit..." SOF said, as Jim walks over.

"Yeah man, those medical supplies are worth 3 million dollars. Slam would be furious if we lost that load." Jim replied.

"maybe this isnt the peth jimbo...theres sick orphones who need that med supply..." SOF said, as Jim has a spiritual revelation. 

"You know...the truth is, I've known Slam has been using us for his own selfish needs, but I need this job. But SOF...you have a bright future ahead of ya, son. Go on. Take the medical supplies and give it to those beautiful orphans! I'll cover for ya!" Jim promised, with tears in his eyes. 

And so, SOF and Jim take all of the medical supplies, handing it off to the Star vs. orphans, curing their cancellation-itis. The users thank him, but SOF says he must go, and that they must keep this a secret. Jim shows SOF a secret back exit out of SBC, as SOF drives the truck away, fleeing SBC. Slam Lord learns of his missing medical supplies worth dat 3 million, and is pissed af. He orders a manhunt on SOF, as some of his men search the wasteland for SOF, while Fat Jim keeps everything a secret from Slam. 

"and that's how I got in treble with slam douche," SOF finished, explaining his story to them.

"Aww SOF, that was so brave of you to help those orphans.  " Cha replied.

"ikr, you are true hero <3" WhoBob replied.

"Wow SOF, never knew you had it in you to stand up against the man like that. I'm impressed with you as the days go by." Hayden replied.

"touching, but I still would've liked some of that dough " Trophy replied, disappointed.

"thx guys, but nobody else can nose about this or orphanudge may be put in danger. slam is still after me as shown the other day, but you can help protuct me from him  " SOF replied

"Tuct as in tucking you to bed?" Hayden joked.

"CODE RED, PROTECTORS: A robot is attacking SBC city, Infinex uploaded another into the database!" hilaryfan80's siren yelled, as the five run off like Speedy Gonzales.

They find Star Butterfly shooting narwhal blasts at the main square, as several users run around.

"lmao I love star but this is crazy," Katniss said, running away.

"HI HI HI I'M STAR BUTTERFLY! " Star replied, as the robot keeps shooting narwhal blasts.

"Eww, did they download the Season 1 Star? How annoying. >_>" Hayden asked, irritated, avoiding narwhal blasts.

"Well if their plan was to irritate us, mission accomplished." Trophy replied, whacking a narwhal back with his baseball bat, but Star keeps laughing.

Star sees SOF, and puts a target on him, ready to terminate.

"star...I love you, but this is TOO FARK! prepare to be RKO'd!" SOF yelled, readying his fists.

"Omg badass SOF," Cha replied, shooting her Guano gun at Star, but she just spins around.

"HAHAH! What do "fark" and "RKO'd" even mean!? You're funny! " Star replied, laughing, as she stops attacking.

"Hey SOF, keep making typos." Hayden suggested.

"you know what is funny? CRUSE MY KEYBOARD!" SOF yelled.

"HAHAHA, what does that even mean? xD" Star asked, as she begins to malfunction, and won't stop laughing.

"in younger ass! I WAS FROZEN TODAY! seizure must be bad pokemon! yellow's sister give blowjob to SBC! i bet raya go to hell! JCM, that's groos!" SOF said, reciting every typo from his memoir.

Star continues to laugh out loud, and overloads. She then falls over and explodes, literally dying of laughter.

"Wow, we didn't even need to fight that one to kill it, maybe I should rant about sports to the next robot and see how long it lasts.  " Trophy wondered.

"Poor Star " WhoBob said.

"YES, YES, YES, FUCK YES! I DEFEAT EVIL STAR!" SOF yelled, cheering like Daniel Bryan.

"Atta boy, you've grown up into a real man, Kan." Hayden replied.

As Star explodes, rainbows shine everywhere, with several civilians saying "oooh" upon seeing the pretty colors. SOF does a victory dance, with the rainbow colors distracting everyone. Suddenly, two of Slam's henchmen grab him, taking him away.

"hellp!" SOF yelled, as the four turn around, seeing he is gone.

"What the hell, where did SOF go? " WhoBob asked, confused.

"Hey look, peanuts!" Cha said, as they see a trail of peanuts, and the four follow.

At the old Takin' Out the Trash junkyard, SOF is seen tied in rope around a chair. Several gangsters surround him, ready to beat the shit out of him with baseball bats. Slam appears before him, laughing.

"Well then SOF..." Slam was saying.

"Any last words?" Slam continued.

"okay slam, you now what? STOP FUCKING BREAKING LINES APART! KEEP THEM ALL IN ONE!" SOF ranted.

"That's enough. I will ask one last time..." Slam was saying.

"Where are my $3 million worth of medical supplies!?" Slam asked angrily.

"up your ass," SOF replied.

"Well then. Gentleman, finish him!" Slam ordered, snapping his fingers, as the creepy henchmen swing their bats.

Suddenly, Hayden, Trophy, Cha and WhoBob rush into the junkyard, and beat the living shit out of the henchmen.

"smh nobody kidnaps SOF, dirtbags," Cha said, knocking out the last henchman with her Guano gun.

Slam panics, as he is the last one standing. 

"H-h-how did you get here!? " Slam asked, scared like a baby. 

"peanuts. " WhoBob said, pointing to a trail left by a knocked out henchmen.

"Nobody captures SOF on my watch, he is a national treasure. " Trophy said.

They free SOF, who is ready to fight Slam.

"Alright Slam, prapare to be RKO'd!" SOF threatened.

"Bah, I surrender! But mark my words SOF, this isn't over!" Slam said.

"Even with your friends, we'll keep hunting you! I will get my revenge...somehow! Tata for now!" Slam continued, as he runs away like Speedy Gonzales. 

"I still wonder why he can't just say everything in one line of dialogue like a normal human being. >_>" Hayden pondered.

"meh, forget that weirdo, thx for saving me tho," SOF replied.

"no prob dude, you helped defeat the robot, so we paid the favor. " Cha replied.

"glad you're okay dude, you were true savior today. SOF should be next Marvel hero  " WhoBob suggested.

"heh, we'll see who, maybe someday.  i feel honored having this be my big focus ep. now then, how about we binge Star on Cyboob Club, on me!" SOF suggested.

"Cyboob Club? Is that some porn version I'm not aware of?" Trophy asked, as they laugh.

Back at Infinex's super evil lair, Infinex is not happy seeing the Star bot's pathetically easy defeat.

"Spongetron...all three of your plans have failed thus far, but in addition, you have been selfishly creating useless pony robots that aren't even made for combat, without telling me!" Infinex ranted.

"Ooh, she's in trouble!" Hugh gasped.

"That's not true-" Spongetron was saying.

Several pony robots then enter the room, all giggling, who sing a song about friendship. 

"...okay, fine, but I was just having fun with them..." Spongetron confessed.

"Too bad. You made them for yourself, not to help my army. You have four strikes, and did you know that three strikes earns you a punishment? You're losing your robot creating permissions for now. Only I, Hank and Hugh will make the robots. Maybe in time you'll earn that privilege back." Infinex said sternly to Spongetron.

"THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!  " Spongetron replied, crying, as Hugh and Hank laugh.

"It appears you have too much emotion in you, which showed in your creations. Go to your room." Infinex ordered, as Spongetron angrily walks off to her room.

"Don't worry boss, I promise I've got a groovy robot for next time! Now then, is this the scene where Donut Boy enters?" Hugh asked, singing the Donut Boy theme song:

 

I always knew Vice Lord Peanut would do me in one day...............

[Steel Sponge]

3 hours ago, Slam Lord BBBB said:

First off, yes there is. Many Infact. Ask my doctor.

Second, of course it's a spin off, that's why I wanted to make a BETTER FICTIONALIZED VERSION??? NOW WHO WANTS TO MAKE THAT, Ehhhhhhh!!!!!! 

P.S. I really don't get the frequent post dumping recurring joke........ Was that a thing? I had never heard anyone say that about me before(On these two Fourms, at least. On the 3dmm fourm it was very common) out of all the options, you chose that over The Coups???

First off, what SOF meant is that there isn't anything wrong with you personally. I can't tell if your joking. If you weren't joking, then take note of what I've just said.

Second of all, it's fine enough to make some suggestions, but keep in mind that this is Jjs' spin-off: his writing, his vision. No need to harp on his writing for not being one-hundred percent the way you want for it to be.

[Slam Lord BBBB]

14 minutes ago, Steel Sponge said:

First off, what SOF meant is that there isn't anything wrong with you personally. I can't tell if your joking. If you weren't joking, then take note of what I've just said.

Second of all, it's fine enough to make some suggestions, but keep in mind that this is Jjs' spin-off: his writing, his vision. No need to harp on his writing for not being one-hundred percent the way you want for it to be.

Ohh, that's SOF, cool had never heard of them before.

Im not tying to be a harp carp, I just had a bunch of ideas leftover from my failed psychological warfare scheme from 2017, and my canceled propaganda film, I've thought about Underpants Slam a lot, many ideas

[Jjs Goodman]

12. World Crafters

At Infinex's super evil lair...

"So uh, sorry great overlord for our failing robots, we'll do better from here on out!" Hugh said awkwardly.

"And I'm sorry for losing not one, not two, not even four, but seven of our robots to SBC." Hank apologized.

"Do not worry. I had counted on your recent robots failing, though losing the Kappa Seven was rather unfortunate. Regardless, everything else is all going according to my plan. I wanted to use them as tests to examine how they operate and how to break into their defenses. Now I have ways to adjust my strategies and further examine their weaknesses." Infinex explained, confusing the three.

"So you were counting on us to fail? GENIUS! I like the way you think, master!" Hugh applauded.

"that's dumb," Spongetron replied.

"Too bad I did not ask for your opinion. Now then, do either Hank or Hugh have any further ideas on how we can strike SBC? I am open to literally anything." Infinex asked.

"I tell you hwhat boss, about you hack their SpongeCraft server? I always never liked that silly Minecraft nonsense, that'd be one way to break through 'em..." Hank suggested.

"wait don't, crushing goes there-" Spongetron was protesting.

"Do not worry, he will be unharmed..." Infinex "promised".

"Wait, I thought you only cared about Mr. Metal Snake?" Hugh asked her.

"yes, but I also forgot about crushing, whoops, Spongetron replied.

Infinex then uploads a virus to SBC's SpongeCraft server.

Sbl is seen in the SpongeCraft world. He sits inside a castle in Historic Spongecraftia, wearing a king crown. DarknessDG, crushingmayhem, Patty Sponge, HawkbitAlpha, ZaidCatDog, RDSP and OWM are seen outside the castle building structures. The virus forms onto the server, taking the shape of a robot Creeper. It approaches the seven.

"uh who invited a creeper?" Hawk asked, looking below from a tower he is helping Patty and RDSP build.

The robo Creeper expands and explodes. Patty, RDSP and Hawk's tower collapses, with debris and blocks falling everywhere, as both fall to the ground. 

"I'm okay, chaps!" Patty promised, giving a thumbs up as he gets up.

"Great, there goes my hard work..." RDSP said, sighing.

Zaid is working on a new store, when the robo Creeper destroys it too with laser eyes.

"oh ok," ZaidCatDog replied.

"wtf how is a creeper here-" Dark was asking, as the robo Creeper then sends a fire blast at Dark and OWM's statue of Mr. Krabs.

"noooo, you monster, now you've done it," OWM said angrily.

OWM holds out his magic wand staff, and smites it at the robo Creeper. However, it has no effect, confusing him.

"Uh oh, looks like we have been hacked. Better tell sbl." crush said, as he runs off to the castle, avoiding another fire blast from the robo Creeper.

Crushing makes his way into the castle, seeing King sbl.

"Majesty, a Creeper hacked into the server, and it's not normal." crushing reported, nearly out of breath

"OMG, I'll handle this." sbl replied, as he walks out of the throne room like a champ, holding a magic OP staff.

As sbl walks outside, he sees the robo Creeper blowing up more buildings nearby, as the users panic. They try to attack it with Minecraft weapons, but the Creeper is too powerful.

"Now this thing is the real OP of the server." Hawkbit joked.

King sbl appears before them, as the users move aside.

"Ooh, this is going to be good." RDSP said excited.

King sbl avoids pew pew laser blasts from the Creepr. King sbl then smites the Creeper with his OP staff, tearing off its left arm. The Creeper then reconnects its arm though, and is unaffected. Everyone is shocked.

"This thing is...invincible. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" sbl yelled, as everyone in the server runs away through Spongecraftia, avoiding the Creeper's rage.

At the base, the five heroes are sitting around bored.

"We haven't had any action in a while, I crave hardcore action... " Trophy said, disappointed.

"Guys, we have a situation." hilaryfan80 said, approaching them.

"FINALLY!" the five yelled at once.

"What's the hubbub, bub?" Cha asked.

"Infinex hacked into SpongeCraft, and uploaded an invincible Creeper that's been griefing the server. No weapons will harm it." hilaryfan80 explained.

"wow bs hax. so how do we destroy it, doc?" WhoBob asked.

"I have created a hacking chip that will nerf it, but not for long. You'll have to make a clever plan to destroy it after this chip is somehow attached to the Creeper." hilaryfan80 said, handing it to them.

"Hmm...well griefers are trolls, and I'd say I know a thing or two about to defeat a troll. I'll devise a genius plan for ya. " Hayden offered.  

"ehh...idk," SOF replied, unsure.

"SOF's right, I actually know the most about defeating trolls given I've seen things man was not meant to see, and I did a decent job cleaning up the trash off of SBM if I'd say so myself." Trophy chimed in.

"would those things man was not meant to see include a certain post about Fungus? " WhoBob asked.

"We don't speak of that...." Trophy quickly replied.

"crazy times," Cha replied.

"Fine, fine, Trophy can assist in the plan." Hayden said.

"Yippie! My solution will probably just involve blowing shit up with my new rocket launcher." Trophy said.

"Might wanna be careful with that, the server is blown up enough as it is rn.   I'll restore it after the Creeper is defeated." hilaryfan80 replied. 

The five head to the SpongeCraftia Central building. They enter inside, and are warped into the Spongecraftia server.

"Eww, I hate this blocky look." Hayden said, looking at himself and everyone else's avatars.

"meh," SOF replied.

"i don't mind it, I look kinda cute haha," Cha replied.

They look further around Historic Spongecraftia, to see most of it in ruins.

"jesus fucking christ, this is awful...looks like place got naked," SOF said, making them laugh.

"really? I don't see any hot naked waifus anywhere, don't get my hopes up like that SOF! " Trophy said disappointed.

"...i meant "nuked", soz," SOF replied.

As they walk around, they see Hawbit, Patty and RDSP hiding  behind the remains of the old directory.

"hey guys, we're here to rescue you!" WhoBob said heroically.

"Thank goodness, we haven't seen the Creeper in a while..." Patty replied.

"Do you know where he went?" Cha asked.

"He may have gotten bored of Historic and went to Canadian SC. I think the king might be there..." RDSP said, worried.

"King?" Hayden asked, confused.

"Sbl is the King of SC. He went to chase after the Creeper and kill the bastard. But he hasn't returned.  " Hawkbit explained.

"don't worry dude, we promise we'll rescue all of you and save SC," Cha replied.

"oh hell no, Creeper will NOT fuck with canada..." SOF said bravely.

"atta boy SOF, defend the homeland!" Trophy replied.

The five follow a map (he's the map he's the map) to Canadian SC. They enter it, to see the city has been torn apart by the Creeper. 

"SOF, this must infuriate you, doesn't it? A troll destroying a virtual version of Canada, it must make you sick to your stomach." Hayden said to him.

"yes it does," SOF replied.

Trophy then sees the old hockey stadium he built with jjs has been destroyed too.

"nooooo, this monster will pay! That was the SC creation I was most proud of, god dammit..." Trophy said, crying at its remains.

"sbl, yoohoo, you here?" WhoBob called out.

Sbl then jumps out of the cafe ruins, surprising them.

"oh hey sbl, youer alive  " SOF said, happy.

"Yes, but be quiet, he might still be around. Dangit, I've failed SC as its king, I couldn't stop him..." sbl said, disappointed.

"it's not your fault, it's a hacked one, but luckily WE have the solution!" Cha reassured.

"That's right, when we see that son of a bitch, we're going to blast it into oblivion for destroying a national treasure like Canada. That is after we somehow get this hack thing hilaryfan80 made onto it." Trophy explained, showing the chip.

"And I have just the plan to do it. Alright gang, I'm going Fred Jones on this shithead. We'll set up a trap, Scooby-Doo style.  " Hayden said.

"SDMI style or Be Cool style?" SOF asked.

"  " Cha posted.

"There's only only one problem with my plan. We need someone to build a non-suspecting mountain, and I don't have the time for it. So who will do the honors?" Hayden asked.

"I got you covered. " Sbl said, holding out his king staff.

Later at night, the five long with sbl have built some creations in Canadian SC. Hayden built a Shellder sprite, SOF and Cha built Star's Wand, Trophy has repaired the hockey stadium, and WhoBob built a blocky Captain America. But most importantly yet also non-suspiciously, sbl used his edit powers to make a mountain appear nearby.

"Come out wherever you are Creeper, we have some fresh buildings to demolish! " Hayden taunted from atop his Shellder sprite, yelling into the distance. "Except for my sprite, plz don't."

The robo Creeper makes its way back to Canadian SC, pretty damn pissed to see things standing when it just blew the place up. Before it can attack, it steps on a trap tile. It makes some doohickeys go off, and causes several pigs nearby to get flung at the Creeper. They do no harm to it, but Cha then quickly fires her Guano gun. The hacking chip is shot out of it, attaching itself to the Creeper. Its power is nerfed, as they can actually hit it now. SOF runs up and begins to punch the fucker with his boxing gloves.

"this is for canada, bitch!" SOF yelled.

The Creeper expands, as SOF runs like a sprinter, and it makes the area around explode. SOF is out of range, as he is safe. WhoBob swings his hammer at the Creeper, but it fires pew pew lasers, as WhoBob blocks them with his shield. Hayden then activates his sonic screwdriver, blasting a pulse at the Creeper which stuns it. Trophy fires his rocket launcher, exploding right into the Creeper. However, it comes out of the smoke still standing, though half of its skin is ripped off, looking like a badass Terminator now. It then fires a laser at the Shellder sprite, tearing it to pieces. Hayden is heartbroken, but Creeper is in position now.

"...Farewell, you made a worthy sacrifice, Shellder.  Good thing Trophy and I had a backup plan." Hayden said.

He activates his sonic screwdriver, which detonates multiple TNT boxes on the mountain nearby. They explode, causing an avalanche. The robo Creeper is crushed the fuck under them, as the son of a bitch explodes.

"WOOHOO, TAKE THAT CRAPPER!" SOF yelled.

"but wait, if that was a Scooby-Doo trap, we need to unmask the culprit!" Trophy said.

WhoBob then rips off the Creeper robot's head, and throws it to the ground.

"there, he is unmasked," WhoBob replied, as he smashes the head with Thor's hammer.

hilaryfan80 heals SC, as the server is restored.

"yay, SC is saved!" Dark cheered, as her and all the other SC players come out of hiding, cheering.

"That was quite the plan we had, great teamwork everybody!" Cha said.

"but wait, how did hay know so much to defeat when he doesn't use MC?" SOF asked.

"Like I said my boy, I know how to reel in a troll.  " Hayden promised, winking.

"For saving the kingdom of SC, you five brave souls get the sbl medals of courage!" sbl said, handing them medals.

"no problem dude, maybe I could make Marvel country here someday " WhoBob said.

"ill add moar to canada SC," SOF said, ready to get to work.

"I'll make a Pokemon country, I am appalled there still isn't one after all these years. >_>" Hayden said, looking at the list of countries.

"i'm too lazy to build a country, but I can contribute some shitpost creations out of boredom here and there," Trophy said.

"same," Cha replied, as she begins working on a sculpture of Shinsuke. 

Meanwhile, Infinex sees Creeper's death at his lair, but is not distraught. He then looks at a recording of Hayden, analyzing him with intrigue. 

"Hmm...that Hayden sure has an intriguing mind. Not to mention my hardware inside of him. hilaryfan80 may be trying to neutralize it, but I still have time to use Hayden to my advantage..." Infinex said ominously, giving us a creepy af cliffhanger.

[SpongeOddFan]

I thought this was fun SpongeCraft episode, and Infinex sure has interest on Hayden recently.

[Jjs Goodman]

13. Haypostor

One seemingly innocent night, Hayden is sleeping in his room, which has several Total Drama, Dragon Ball and Pokemon merchandise around. Suddenly, Hayden wakes up robotically, and his eyes glow red. The Infinex hardware inside of him has been activated!  He walks around the room, looking shifty. He exits the room, and grimly walks down the hall. Infinex is at his super evil lair, seeing what Hayden is seeing.

"I have gained total control over the subject known as Hayden. I knew my hardware would pay off. I shall make him join us. They will be betrayed by one of their own." Infinex explained.

"Ewww fuck no, I despise Hayden so much, please no no NO NO NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH HIM!  " Spongetron begged, crying.

"Silence! I need Hayden. Controlling one of their own protectors, using him against them, is the perfect weakness to SBC." Infinex explained.

"This plan is genius, great overlord! I approve!" Hugh said.

"NO FAIR, I DON'T WANT HAYDEN ON OUR SIDE!!!" Spongetron yelled, as she continues to throw a tantrum, but Infinex zaps her.

"Spazz." Hank mocked.

"Spongetron, go to your room. Now then, Hayden. I command you to leave SBC, and join us at my citadel!" Infinex demanded.

Hayden obeys, as he keeps walking through the base eerily. Suddenly, Cha walks out of her room and sees him.

"Hey Hay, uh, why are you just standing there menacingly? And why are your eyes glowing red? And why are you looking at me funny?  " Cha asked, a bit concerned. (Why am I asking YOU all these questions!? Mermaid Man, where are you!?)

"Program initiated: Must destroy SBC users." Hayden spoke robotically.

Hayden is ready to attack Cha, as she looks nervous. Hayden swings his hand at her, as Cha moves like a ninja, avoiding him.

"Dude, what the hell are you doing!?" Cha asked, concerned.

Before Hayden can attack Cha again, hilaryfan80 runs down the hall in a hurry. He stuns Hayden with a device, making his eyes stop glowing. Infinex loses control of Hayden, angering him.

"hilaryfan80...but no matter, you cannot hold him for long..." Infinex said ominously.

Hayden looks around, confused.

"Why am I out here? Did I sleepwalk again? >_>" Hayden asked, annoyed.

WhoBob, Trophy and SOF also walk out of their rooms, wondering what the commotion is.

"What's all that racket? Some of us are trying to get some decent form of sleep and/or have dreams about our favorite sports teams not sucking!  " Trophy complained.

"Infinex took over Hayden, and he almost attacked Cha using him." hilaryfan80 explained.

"OMG no " WhoBob replied.

"Dammit, sorry Cha.  You have to work faster to get this junk out of me, doc." Hayden demanded annoyed.

"it's okay hay, you had no control, I blame that douchebag Infinex for trying to hit a girl, smh," Cha said.

"So these robots are sexist too?" Trophy inquired.

"I am almost finalizing a perfect core, but it will take time. Infinex will most definitely control Hayden again, so we need to be on guard." hilaryfan80 explained.

"looks like we've got a...HAYPOSTOR!" SOF said. (there's your title)

"I'm not sure if now is the time for zingers, SOF." Trophy replied.

"soz " SOF replied.

"It never hurts to bring comedic relief in a serious scene, SOF. But seriously, what the hell am I supposed to do? Just stand around and hope I don't get possessed?" Hayden asked.

"I have an idea... " Trophy said.

"Oh no..." Hayden said, as he tries to run, but WhoBob and Cha block him.

"Sorry dude, but this is for your own good." WhoBob reassured.

In the garage, Hayden is seen handcuffed to Dramatic Static's driver door handle (kinky).

"hot " WhoBob said.

"This is humiliating... >_> " Hayden said, as he cannot move.

"It's the perfect idea, you can't attack us if you lose control, but you'll at least be at the safe comfort of your car " Trophy explained.

"What if I damage my car when I get possessed?" Hayden asked.

"Then sucks to suck. " Trophy replied.

"don't worry bro, hilaryfan80 is hard at work on the cure, you just gotta hang tight," Cha said.

"I suppose if there's no other way, I'll accept this. hilaryfan80 better hurry though, I can't stay here forever..." Hayden said.

"donut worry gay, whobub and I will watch you," SOF said, saluting.

"crying," Cha replied, laughing at SOF's sentence.

"Who is Gay? Hay's alter ego?  " WhoBob asked.

"Well with SOF protecting me, I surely have nothing to fear. " Hayden said, happy.

"Have fun with him you two two, if Robo!Hayden becomes too much to handle, just give us a call faster than you can say "How does Eggman make it to the end of the stage if Sonic is the fastest thing alive?"." Trophy said to WhoBob and SOF.

"...wat?" SOF asked, as Trophy and Cha leave the garage.

Hayden, SOF and WhoBob stare at each other awkwardly.

"sup," WhoBob greeted to break the silence.

"hai," SOF replied.

"Meh." Hayden replied, still not a fan of his situation.

"don't worry hay, nothing will go wrong with us on patrol. Hall Monitors WhoBob and SOF at your service, sir!  " WhoBob reassured.

 

Hayden begins to fall asleep, when suddenly he feels his body shaking. His eyes glow red again, as he analyzes SOF and WhoBob.

"stop looking at me, hay " SOF said, annoyed.

Hayden then breaks off the handcuff, as he stands up tall. WhoBob and SOF look at this worried.

"looks like we needed better handcuffs..." WhoBob noted, concerned.

"Preparing to terminate targets." Hayden said, as he is about to strike the two.

"but we cant fight hay!" SOF panicked.

"How does Eggman make it to the end of the stage if Sonic is the fastest thing alive! HELP!" WhoBob yelled, trying to get Trophy and Cha's attention.

"Hayden" pulls out his sonic screwdriver, and with Infinex's power attached, lets out an unholy sound blast across the room, scattering junk everywhere. SOF and WhoBob are knocked to the floor. "Hayden" is about to finish them, but Trophy and Cha barge in with "what's going on in here?" looks.

"o" Cha said, as Trophy and her avoid another sonic screwdriver sound blast.

"Hey Hay, can you come back to your senses? It's us! I know this is a cliche "save the possessed hero" trope but maybe it will work once? Please?" Trophy begged.

"Hayden" ignores him, as he sends another sound blast, knocking the four down to the ground. He then hops into the Dramatic Static, starting it up.

"welp, worth a shot," Trophy replied, sighing.

The Dramatic Static then hightails it out of there, as the four look at it driving off in the distance. 

"Dammit, we failed... " WhoBob said, disappointed.

"it's not your fault, we can't hurt one of our own. hopefully wherever he goes, he doesn't go too far," Cha replied, as the four give chase, and contact hilaryfan80 about what happened.

"Don't let him out of your sights, I am almost done this cure. I'll make sure he can't escape the city." hilaryfan80 replied.

"heh, this kind reminds me of when Plankton controlled SB," SOF recalled.

"If we're gonna reference Plankton!, then we can't forget this...   

...but srsly, WE GOTTA GET HAYDEN BACK!" WhoBob said.

"Hayden" keeps driving the Dramatic Static, as he heads for the gate.

"Yes my pawn, now come to my domain and fulfill your destiny by joining us..." Infinex spoke through Hayden's mind.

"Hayden" then throws out several of his bomb discs, as they attach to the central gate. Patty and crush panic, as the discs explode. The gate is fried open, as the Dramatic Static zooms off like Speed Racer (GO GO GO!).

"We have a breach!" Patty reported, as the four Protectors make their way.

"hilaryfan80 knows, we'll handle this bruh. We've got a runaway Hayden." WhoBob replied, as the four chase off after Hayden through the desert wasteland.

As the Dramatic Static keeps going onward, suddenly, motorbikes are heard. The Christian Ravagers return again, as they swarm around the Dramatic Static. DS Guy gets his bike up close to the drivers side, seeing "Hayden" inside.

"Well well well, if it isn't my atheist arch-nemesis Hayden!? Back for a rematch against yours truly!?" DS Guy asked, laughing crazily.

"Back off, you overly religious pests." Infinex spoke as Hayden.

He throws out more bomb discs, detonating them. Some of the bikers are sent flying off their bikes, landing onto the sandy ground. 

"Not bad, but not enough for the power of CHRIST!" DS Guy bragged.

They hold out their crosses, and slash the Dramatic Static's tires with them. The vehicle comes to a complete stop, irritating "Hayden". He then gets out of the vehicle, tossing another bomb disc, exploding a gang member's motorbike. The bikes come to a stop, surrounding "Hayden".

"Aww, how tragic, your vehicle is stranded again! And this time, you have no friends to your aid! I will destroy you! That is of course, unless you decide to convert to Christianity?" DS Guy offered.

"he wont join, those evil atheists are just as bad as the evil liberals!" Todd Phillips said.

"I don't care for your petty religious dispute, I have my own business." Infinex spoke as Hayden, as he tries to walk forward, but the bikers stop him.

"Not so fast, this is Ravager territory. We ain't letting ya past here." a biker threatened, swinging their cross.

"Well then, it's time we FIGHT! Hayden, I challenge you to a one on one, no help-" DS Guy was saying.

"Hayden" then quickly punches DS Guy in the helmet, breaking his visor, as the bikers gasp. DS Guy gets angry, but tries to retain his cool. He slams his staff to the sandy ground, ready to fight (and lose, but still).

"Perhaps destroying these insects under my control will help unleash Hayden's full power." Infinex pondered.

"Hayden" and DS Guy proceed to get into a KUNG FU FIGHT! (with some fitting music in the background) DS Guy swings his staff, but Hayden grabs it, breaking it in half. DS Guy then quickly holds out a cross, and hits Hayden in the back of the head with it. The impact of the cross makes Infinex lose control, as Hayden looks around confused

"your plan doesn't seem to be doing so well dude, I told you getting that fucker Hayden on our side would be terrible, r-r-right?" Spongetron tried to mock desperately, but Infinex zaps her again.

"ENOUGH! I will gain control over him, whether you like it or not!" Infinex said irritated, as he tries restarting his data to take over Hayden again.

"OUCH! Fuck, that hurt! Wait, what I am doing out here with you jerks?" Hayden asked, rubbing the back of his head.

"Have you lost your mind? We were fighting, you dolt! I knew atheism was a mental disorder..." DS Guy taunted.

"you go boss," Todd Phillips cheered, clapping, along with the other bikers.

"GET EEM!" another yelled.

"Ironic. So I take it Infinex made me sleepwalk. Dammit SOF and Who, you've let me down. =/ But on the bright side, you've brought me to the perfect losers to fight!" Hayden said, as he avoids DS Guy swinging his cross again.

Hayden holds out the sonic screwdriver, and sends another sound blast at DS Guy, knocking him down to the sand.

"What witchcraft is that!?" DS Guy asked curiously, as the bikers go "oooh" in amazement.

Suddenly, Cha, Trophy, SOF, WhoBob and hilaryfan80 appear at the scene in style.

"soz hay," SOF apologized.

"yeah, we couldn't hurt u," WhoBob replied.

"How sweet of you. Now let's get out of here before...agh..." Hayden was saying, as Infinex regains control again.

"Hayden" smiles at them, about to strike with the sonic screwdriver.

"oh no!" Cha panicked.

hilaryfan80 then holds out a green glowing steel pill.

"The cure is ready. We need to somehow get this inside of his mouth." hilaryfan80 explained.

"Uh why isn't he attacking?" Trophy asked.

Infinex begins to super charge the sonic screwdriver, as the Christian Ravagers close in on "Hayden". 

"Say goodbye, fools." Infinex bragged, powering up the sonic screwdriver.

"IT'S GONNA BLOW!" a biker yelled, feeling the area vibrate.

"Uh...time to commence a tactical retreat, we're not cowards! We are true Christians, and we'll be back, I swear to The Lord!" DS Guy vowed.

"Don't swear, that's not very Christianly now is it? " Trophy pointed out.

"..." the bikers replied, as they all retreat.

"Oh no...he's about to unleash a powerful sonic blast that will destroy everything around!  We may not be able to escape in time! Quick, someone get that thing out of his hand!" hilaryfan80 ordered.

"And get his mouth open too, somehow!" Cha said.

SOF then thinks. He sees a Christian cross and a rock on the ground, and looks at Hayden.

"hmm...I got it! ill make it up for mustake earlier, promise!" SOF said.

"SOF, our lives depend on you...I can't believe I'm saying that." Trophy said.

SOF quickly grabs a dropped Christian cross, and throws it right at Hayden's hand. He knocks the sonic screwdriver out of it, as "Hayden" looks at them annoyed. SOF then grabs the rock, and throws it right at Hayden's foot.

"GAHH!" "Hayden" yelled, as his mouth is open.

hilaryfan80 quickly throws the pill right into Hayden's mouth, as he swallows it. Infinex then loses control again, as Hayden looks around. Infinex tries to gain control over him again, but cannot get into his signal. The sonic screwdriver also goes back to normal.

"NOOO! This cannot be. Those accursed Christians and hilaryfan80 ruined my plan, gah...I'll have to recalculate..." Infinex said irritated.

"haha, I told you trying to get Hayden on our side was a bad idea, I told you so I told you so I told you so..." Spongetron was saying.

Infinex then "mutes" Spongetron, as she tries to talk, but neither Infinex, Hank nor Nugh can hear her.

"I tell you whut partner, this is nice." Hank said, feeling peaceful.

"FUCK YES, I DID IT! I HELPED SAVE DAY!  " SOF said happily.

"No SOF, you saved the day. Had it not been for you, I couldn't have cured Hayden. " hilaryfan80 said proudly.

"Thank you SOF, I owe you my life. You earn the Hayden Seal of Approval. So doc, is this hardware stuff resolved for good?" Hayden asked.

"Yes, I've cockblocked Infinex from controlling you. You are safe now." hilaryfan80 promised, as Hayden's body is cured.

"SUCCESS! Now then, I need a bit of help getting my baby back to the base, since my tires got slashed by some jerks. Please? " Hayden said.

The six begin to push the Dramatic Static back to SBC, journeying through the desert.

"HEAVE, HO!" Cha yelled.

"since I save your wife hay, does this mean we have "life dubt"?" SOF asked Hayden while he keeps pushing.

"Sure, buddy. I promise someday I'll be the one to save your ass from something horrible! " Hayden said, as they shake hands and get back to work. 

Edited May 21, 2018 by jjsthekid

[SpongeOddFan]

This was great episode, I liked how Infinex tried to hack Hayden, but this does looks funny when Tron trolled him Overall, a decent episode.

[Jjs Goodman]

14. Wheel of Doom!

One day, the Protectors are inside the Wheel of Fortune studio, playing a game with your host, hilaryfan80!

"Welcome all to...SPONGEBOB JEOPARDY! jk.   Welcome all to SpongeBob Wheel of Fortune! Tonight's theme is...SBC!" hilaryfan80 announced, as SOF is the first one to spin.

"oh boy, here we go!" SOF said, as he spins the Wheel of Fortune:

The spin then lands on "Lose a Turn", much to SOF's dismay.

"GOD DAMMIT!" SOF yelled, and it goes to Cha's turn.

Cha spins, landing on $400. The puzzle then lights up. Cha selects "A", as it appears on two tiles:

_ A _ _ _  _ A _ A

"aww yeah  " Cha said, celebrating.

She spins again, this time landing on $500. She then selects "M", as two appear:

_ A _ _ _ MAMA

Cha then solves the puzzle, deducing it is "SAUCE MAMA". Her current score is $1800, while the other four are at 0.

"You should've kept spinning, Cha. " Hayden said, disappointed.

"nah fam, I'm not risking bankrupt " Cha replied.

hilaryfan80 starts the second puzzle, as Trophy is first in line. Trophy spins, as it lands on bankrupt, much to his dismay.

".....I hate this wheel. >_>" Trophy scorned.

"Ha!" Hayden mocked.

"poor trop " WhoBob said, playing a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

Hayden is next up to spin. He begins to spin the wheel when suddenly...it begins to spin backwards, and malfunction, confusing everyone.

"hilaryfan80... " Hayden said annoyed.

"I swear, this isn't my doing.  " hilaryfan80 replied, trying to figure out what's wrong. 

Everyone's scores go to $0. hilaryfan80 is then removed from the host podium, as he becomes a contestant. Hugh Neutron teleports himself in place, wearing a fabulous host outfit. The studio is locked down, preventing the contestants from escaping. 

"WTF?" SOF said, confused and angry.

"hugh is our host now???" WhoBob said confused.

"Yup yup yup! Well howdy there folks, I'm your host, Hugh Neutron! I came up with an ingenious plan to attack you guys, which my almighty boss approved, by hijacking Wheel of Fortune! Welcome to...Wheel...of...DOOM! This will be an extremely DIFFICULT game, with many hidden surprises, hehe, and it'd take the luck of a real idiot to win! If you somehow conquer my amazingly rigged wheel and win, you'll die, and if you lose, you'll also die! It's a win-win situation for me!" Hugh Neutron explained happily to the five contestants.

He makes the wheel transform, as it now has 5 bankrupt slots, 5 lose a turns, and his face is in the center of the wheel.

"On the bright side, now hilaryfan80 will get to be on the receiving end of the wheel's bullshit. " Trophy said nihilistically. 

"Any way you can hack your way back into being host, doc?" WhoBob asked hilaryfan80.

"I can try, but it'll take time. For now, we'll have to play his game, I guess..." hilaryfan80 said annoyed.

"Well, bring it on old man, I'm a WOF king. " Hayden said smugly.

"I'm not old! Anyways, tonight's REAL theme is...Jimmy Neutron, all of it! If you're the WOF king, then you can spin first, mr. wise guy." Hugh Neutron said to Hayden.

"Fine, I will!" Hayden replied.

Hayden spins the wheel, as it gives Jimmy Neutron sound effects. The wheel lands on lose a turn. 

"Dammit-" Hayden was saying.

"Now it's time for a special surprise! Sometimes when you lose a turn, a weird, crazeh effect will happen! Hayden, for your turn loss, you will be...FROZEN ICE!" Hugh Neutron announced.

The wheel spins, and shoots out an ice beam at Hayden, freezing him in solid ice until his next turn. Hugh laughs at his misery, while the other five are concerned.

"well shit..." Cha said.

"Next up...TROPHY!" Hugh Neutron announced, as the spotlight goes on Trophy.

"Welp, rip me." Trophy said, as he spins the wheel.

The wheel lands on $600. Trophy selects "E", as one tile lights up:

_ _ _ _  _ E _ _ _ _ _

"I'd like to solve the puzzle: Hugh Neutron. " Trophy said, as it lights up.

Hugh is shocked by this.

"Wh-wh-wha, how did you know!? Well I'll be...but don't get too happy eager beaver, the next puzzle will be even more difficult!" Hugh Neutron said, as he starts the next puzzle. "That WhoBob guy is up first!"

"Oh boy..." WhoBob said nervously, as he spins.

The wheel lands on $5000, shocking them all, even Hayden who is still frozen in ice ( ).  

"OMG...oh boy...come on who, guess carefully..." WhoBob said.

WhoBob selects "D", as one appears on the board:

D _ _ _ _  _ _ _

"Go WhoBob! " Cha cheered.

"I have the power of The Flash on my side, I spin like lightning. " WhoBob said, as he spins again.

Unfortunately for WhoBob, the wheel lands on bankrupt, removing his 5k. 

"NOOOO!" SOF yelled in a Darth Vader voice.

"talk about an ultimate cucking, that had to be intentional Mr. Hugh!" Trophy said, feeling for WhoBob's plight and also pissed at Mr. Neutron.

"NOOO, THE FLASH FAILED ME! DAMMIT BARRY THIS IS WORST TIMELINE " WhoBob vented, crying.

"But wait, there's more! In addition for bankrupting, WhoBob gets...THE TRAPDOOR OF DOOM!" Hugh Neutron announced.

Suddenly, the floor opens under where WhoBob stands, as he falls down it. 

"no, whobobby, come back ;( " Cha cried.

"WhoBob is OUTTA HERE! Five remain...who will be the last standing!? Find out after our sponsored messages!" Hugh Neutron said, having a quick commercial break:

"ill avenge you, whoboob," SOF said bravely, as it becomes his turn.

SOF gives it a hearty spin, as it lands on $700. SOF chooses "O", lighting up two spots:

D O _ _ _  _ O _

SOF spins again, landing on $450. He chooses A this time, but it buzzes, as he gets it wrong.

"Ooh, how unfortunate! For getting the wrong letter, SOF gets hit in the face with a pizza!" Hugh Neutron said, throwing one at SOF's face.

"not cool, hugh... " SOF said annoyed.

"Also, you can't spin next turn, haha!" Hugh Neutron explained.

"BOO, YOU STINK!" SOF yelled.

hilaryfan80 then spins, but it lands on "bankrupt".

"Aw shit-" hilaryfan80 was saying, as he falls down a trapdoor too, eliminating him.

"Ironic, hurt by his own creation...now that's karma," Trophy noted.

Hayden is unfrozen, as he gets to spin again.

"Finally, now this time I will not fail-" Hayden was saying.

It lands on "lose a turn" again.

"RIGGED!" Hayden yelled.

The wheel spins crazily, and shoots out gelatin, trapping Hayden inside of it.

"poor hayward," Cha said.

"so this is Hayden Abuse ep? not on my watch, bitch!" SOF said.

"Only I get to abuse Hayden, alright Mr. Hugh, let's see what your wheel can do..." Trophy said, as he bravely spins.

It lands on $600, as Trophy selects "T", lighting it up:

D O _ _ T  _ O _

Trophy then solves the puzzle, as it says "Donut Boy". Hugh is annoyed, as Trophy goes up in score.

"You underestimate my knowledge of Jimmy Neutron.  " Trophy said determined.

After a montage, these are the following scores:

Trophy: $4000

SOF: $1300

Hayden: $500

Cha: $300

WhoBob: eliminated

hilaryfan80: eliminated

"Alright folks...we're down to the final puzzle! Will Trophy truly win without dying? Let's find out!" Hugh Neutron said.

Cha spins first, but lands on "bankrupt".

"rip-" Cha was saying, as she falls down the trapdoor too.

"welp, down to final tree, this isn't good...  " SOF said, gulping.    

 "Don't worry SOF my pal, with your guidance, we can beat this false caricature of one of our idols." Hayden said, encouraged.

Hayden spins, landing on $5000.

"YES!" Hayden cheered.

He chooses E, but gets it wrong.

"WHAT NO, RIGGED!" Hayden yelled angrily.

"Oops, you got it wrong! And you know what that means..." Hugh Neutron said, pressing a button.

A trapdoor appears under Hayden too, but he jumps out of the way.

"Ha!" Hayden mocked.

Suddenly, a cage then traps down on Hayden, eliminating him.

"I came prepared, hehe!" Hugh Neutron taunted.

"Come on Trophy and SOF, you got this!" Hayden encouraged.

"Mmm, I sure do love some Taco Shack!" Hugh Neutron said, munching down on a taco like a slob.

SOF spins next, but it lands on bankrupt.

"FUCK!" SOF yelled.

He falls down a trapdoor as well, eliminating him.

"...Up to you now, Trop?" Hayden said, worried.

"Welp...I don't know how I've been doing as well as I have thus far, but maybe the game getting hacked ironically helped me...what a strange situation." Trophy said, as he spins.

The wheel lands on $500, as Trophy selects S, lighting it up:

_ _ _ _  S _ _ _ _

Trophy spins again, landing on a $400 between two bankrupts, nearly giving him a heart attack.

"Come on, fail, fail, fail!" Hugh was demanding, getting worried.

Trophy selects A, as it lights up:

_ A _ _  S _ A _ _

"Let's hope this last spin is all I need, I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF ASS PULL SPINS...AND WHEELS, I GUESS!" Trophy said, determined.

He gives it a hearty spin, landing on $800. Trophy selects T, lighting it up:

T A _ _  S _ A _ _

Trophy then solves the puzzle, as it says Taco Shack. Trophy's final score is $6100.

"Huh, that's definitely the best I've ever done in WOF for sure, and it was in this of all games. " Trophy said.

"WHAT!? No way you could've known that, you must have cheated!" Hugh said, panicking.

"Well you kind of gave a hint earlier, shit for brains." Hayden said, referring to Hugh's Taco Shack food.

"I didn't even remember that tbh, I went with my gut and my JN fanboy knowledge. Now then, it's game over Mr. Hugh, I win!  " Trophy replied.

"NEVER!" Hugh yelled, about to press another button.

Suddenly, the studio transforms. The wheel turns back to normal, as Hugh begins to disappear.

"Wait, no no no, I was about to have my big, epic, villain moment!" Hugh cried, as he is banned from the Wheel of Fortune studio.

hilaryfan80 reappears, who had defeated Hugh and reclaimed WOF using his hacking powers. Hay is freed from his cage. WhoBob, Cha and SOF return safely as well.

"Thank you for Trophy for holding out as long as you could, I was able to hack him out of here in time." hilaryfan80 said, relieved.

"np, now I know I can actually get lucky at WOF in dire near death situations!  " Trophy said, proud.

"After this I'm not sure if I wanna do WOF again anytime soon tbh," WhoBob said.

"yeah...I tink WOOF can go on break..." SOF said.

Suddenly, magic the veemon enters the studio.

"hey guys, sorry I was late, what did I miss?" magic greeted.

"a hell of a lot, brotha," Cha replied.

"I think this is one WOF game you can be happy you missed, magic." Hayden said.

"darn, oh well, hopefully that winx club game can finally happen soon  " magic suggested.

"...no thx," SOF replied.

"Well it'd still be miles better than the game that just occurred, so sure. Maybe someday.  " hilaryfan80 replied.

"yay," magic replied.

Suddenly, Fred Rechid barges into the studio.

"Sorry, I was late too. Now then, rev up those spinners, because I'm sure ready for one-HELP!" Fred was saying, when hilaryfan80 picks him up and throws him outside. "MY LEG!"

"CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED!?" hilaryfan80 snapped, as they laugh like sitcom characters.

Edited December 13, 2018 by MLG Vanilluxe

[Jjs Goodman]

15. Cards Against Robots

One day, the Protectors are heading to the Pretend You’re Xyzzy club to play some good old Cards Against Humanity!

“Ah, my favorite past time from the old SBC days. Can't wait to dominate as usual.  " Hayden said determined.

"Depends if I can bs my way through like I have by sheer luck before, depends if the obnoxious as fuck 3 cards appear. >_>" Trophy said bitterly.

"ehh, i never really was card guy..." SOF said, sighing.

"don't worry SOF, I'm bad at cards too but it's just for fun," Cha encouraged.

They enter the club, as the five get their seats. The game begins, handing out the players their deck of cards. SOF is the first Card Czar.

"ooh, i'm charizard, eh?" SOF said, surprised, making them laugh.

"If SOF truly is a Charizard, so that makes me Blastoise." Hayden replied.

"...Charizard? I'd make a typo joke, but 4EverGreen would be happy to use him as a Pokemon reference if he was in this game, and now saying that out loud makes me want it to happen! Next CAH game, please invite 4Ever, make it happen guys." Trophy suggested.

"lel, that'd be fun  " WhoBob replied.

"lets do it fam, even if we suck, let's all have fun " Cha encouraged.

"WOO, LET'S GO! I've got quite the hand..." Hayden said, getting his card face on.

"May the best person not get screwed over with a shit hand!" Trophy said.

The first black card goes up: 

"The Romans used _____ as toothpaste."

The other four play their cards out:

toothpaste (blank, WhoBob's)

Shit. (Cha's)

Three-day-old Chinese food. (Hayden's)

The feminist agenda. (Trophy's)

"oh boy...hmm...well this is tough pick..." SOF said, sweating.

"Come on SOF, don't go for the cheap and lazy blank." Hayden encouraged.

SOF picks "Three-day-old Chinese food", giving Hayden his first point.

"ATTA BOY SOF!" Hayden cheered.

"I used the blank too soon, whoops.   " WhoBob said.

"I'm prob getting nothing but shit cards this round, oops," Cha said.

"at this rate CAH is just like WOF for me, pure bullshit luck, unless I can work with an amazing blank," Trophy said.

Before the next black card goes up, suddenly, the power goes out, confusing all five. The game glitches, freezing everything. Hayden loses his one point.

"NOOOOOO!" Hayden yelled.

"DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!" SOF yelled, angrily.

Spongetron and four grunt robots teleport themselves into the server.

"Gee, let me guess..." WhoBob was saying, as the Protectors groan in anger.

"lol that's right, I'm hijacking your game, assholes. Me and my fucking epic awesome robot team are gonna win against you dicks. :3 " Spongetron said, trying to sound edgy and menacing.

"...GTFO Tron!" SOF yelled.

"Well at least you finally have the spine to confront us directly again " Trophy taunted.

"Teaming up with robots is one thing, trying to kill us is one thing, everything you did on SBC is another thing....but trying to ruin CAH and taking away my earned point. This is the final straw, Tron. You will pay for this. " Hayden said boldly, ready to defend CAH's honor.

"Fuck off, Hayden lol. Now then, Queen Tron herself is in charge now. If me and my team of robots win, we seize control over the CAH server place thing, whatever it's called lol. If you lose, you die, and I will get master Infinex's respect!  " Tron said, laughing maniacally.

"eh...this might not be very gud idea tron, since robuts don't have humur, so can how make joke...?" SOF noted.

".....Holy shit, SOF has a good point." Trophy realized, along with the others.

"That feel when SOF is more intellectual than a half-robot.  " Hayden said.

"Uh...well...it'll work, I promise! Get ready you pricks to be destroyed by my amazing and edgy humor! :3 " Spongetron bragged, determined.

"Joy." Hayden replied sarcastically.

"Looks like we need to rename this to Cards Against Robots now. " WhoBob said.

"Or more like Cards Against Spongetron, given the other three robots are fodder characters who will probably not last very long in the game and barely do much at all." Trophy rambled.

Tron's four robot grunts are confused by this.

"Enough! Now to make sure you jerks don't try anything funny..." Spongetron said.

She presses a button, locking the club, and making chains shoot out at the Protectors' feet, trapping them in place in front of the virtual card table.

"Hawt, seeing you five like this is my fetish, though it doesn't compare to some certain pony fetishes of mine. :3 " Spongetron bragged, creeping them out.

"once again, congratulations" Cha replied.

"TMI," Hayden replied.

"Can we make it a rule where you get banned from the SBC dome for making comments like that?" Trophy asked.

The five protectors are on one side of the card table, while Spongetron and her four robots are on the other side.

"First side to have 10 points total wins." Spongetron said.

"oooh, so someone can sweep with 9 points and I can bullshit a point on my own to give us the win, now this is going to be fun!" Trophy said.

"Don't get too cocky..." Spongetron said, smiling.

"5 on 5, huh. Ah, perfectly balanced, as all things should be." WhoBob said.

"Whatever gets this horrible game over with faster, fine. Our teamwork will prevail, unlike whatever incompetence you have going on over there. Now then, let's stop the fluff and get this started already, hun." Hayden said.

"Fine, but if any of you try telling the other what your cards are, you'll die, trust me. Also, I've added a few surprises to the cards, heh heh heh... " Spongetron said creepily.

" " Cha replied back.

The game resumes. The next black card goes up, which is...

"Next week's Jeopardy theme will be _____."

WhoBob is the Czar. The nine cards are played out, which are:

"The SUCC." (SOF's)

"JCM." (Hayden's)

"why Sportz really was THAT bad" (blank, Trophy's)

"A big yellow cube with holes." (Cha's)

"My Little Pony." (Tron's)

"Nothing." (Robot #1's)

"Painted meat." (Robot #2's)

"Bill Cosby." (Robot #3's)

"Insert funny joke here. If only I could process the concept of "humor"..." (blank, Robot #4's)

"wtf?" SOF said, referring to the last card.

"Seems like one of Tron's grunts had an existential meltdown." Hayden said.

"hmm, I'll go with...this one," WhoBob said, picking Trophy's, giving him one point.

"haha yes, years later and the hatred of Sportz still works!" Trophy said, cheering.

"Celebrate while you can, my team and I will get the 10 points..." Spongetron said.

"Can you stop your evil mustache twirling villainy comments already?" Hayden asked.

Suddenly, Robot #4's blank card sparks. It shoots out an electric beam, destroying Robot #4 and eliminating it from the game.

"...oops, that trap was meant for you guys....dammit." Spongetron said, disappointed.

"Nice job, your trap destroyed one of your own robots. " WhoBob said.

"five on four now...RIP balance," Cha said.

"Thanos will be sad. " WhoBob said.

Spongetron rolls her eyes, as the next black card goes up, with her being the Czar. This makes her happy.

"Trust me, I will NEVER pick one of your cards." Spongetron said.

"heh, we'll see tron..." SOF said.

"Ooh, SOF has something up his sleeve?" Hayden asked curiously.

"idk, we'll see..." SOF replied.

The black card goes up:

"I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____."

The eight cards are played:

"Stupidity." / "Spongetron." (Hayden's)

"Racism." / "/pol/" (Trophy's)

"Obesity." / "Big, meaty, claws." (SOF's)

"The Victim Card." / "A giraffe." (Cha's)

"Pineapple." / "Wormy." (Robot #1's)

"Uppercuts." / "Nickelback." (Robot #2's)

"The Russians." / "Jackie Chan." (Robot #3's)

"Wow, these all suck balls..." Spongetron said.

"I agree, seriously SOF, what was your trump card? " Hayden asked.

"uh...I can explain..." SOF said.

"Ugh...um...psst, what were your cards?" Spongetron tried asking to the three robots.

They give off weird beeping noises, as Spongetron is unable to understand.

"Fuck it." Spongetron said, as she picks SOF's card by mistake. "NO NO NO!'

"YES YES YES!" SOF yelled, gaining a point for the team.

"Two down, eight to go! Thank you SOF for you for getting a luck point due to everyone else sucking! " Trophy said.

Another white card sparks, this time destroying Robot #3, eliminating it.

"Things ain't looking good for Team Robot, oof," WhoBob noted.

Robot #2 becomes the Czar. The next black card is:

"Name three steps you need to take in order to avoid a sea bear attack. _____, _____ and ____."

The Protectors groan in anger.

"Fuuuu....honestly, it's not worth getting mad over anymore, since they'll struggle against it too and I can finally toss some shit cards." Trophy was saying.

"This will be the one 3 carder I can make good, trust me. " Hayden said.

"welp, throwaway round time for me," WhoBob said.

The seven cards are played out:

"Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else." / "Putting my mixtape in children's happy meals." / "Being marginalized." (Hayden's)

"don't be a robot" / "Generally having no idea what's going on." / "Full frontal nudity." (WhoBob's)

"Shinjitzu." / "Person." / "Trash." (SOF's)

"The Three-Fifths Compromise." / "The inner machinations of Patrick's mind." / "Vikings." (Cha's)

"A defective condom." / "Necrophilia." / " A really cool hat." (Trophy's)

"Westboro Baptist Church." / "BMC." / "Double posts." (Spongetron's)

"What do I type here?" (blank) / "Grubby." / "Metal Snake." (Robot #1's)

Robot #2 is unsure what to pick, so it picks SOF's.

"OMG, HOLY SHIT!" SOF yelled, now having two points.

"Don't worry...we'll get points eventually..." Spongetron said, still determined.

"with SOF on our side, we have it in the bag, pack it up now," Cha said.

The next black card goes up, much to the delight of the Protectors:

“White People Like ______”

"HOLY SHIT YES!" Trophy and Hayden yelled, ready to have "fun" with this one.

"wew, good thing Luke isn't here right now.  " WhoBob said, reminiscing a certain 2015 meme.  

"what was that about luke!?!?" Spongetron asked, ready to defend his honor.

"Still ready to protect your knight even after the apocalypse, nice." Hayden said.

Cha is the Czar. The seven play their cards.

"Lunchables (for Luke)  " (blank, Trophy's)

"Red pills.  " (blank, Hayden's)

"Republicans." (WhoBob's)

"Bitching." (SOF's)

"yokai watch." (blank, Spongetron's)

"Kanye West." (Robot #1's)

"The Holocaust." (Robot #2's)

"Well we all know whose card is the Yokai one." Hayden said, coughing.

"Haha, very funny guys, nice job referencing things from too many years ago... >_> " Spongetron said annoyed.

"dam ma... this is tough. Well let's see here...I don't think that many white people liked yokai watch lol, so that's out..." Cha was saying.

"What!? Plenty of people did, myself included! Fuck you!" Spongetron replied angrily, but Cha ignores her.

"The first four are all godly, and the last one nearly made me choke...man, picking one will be tough." Cha said, unsure, sweating.

"Believe in what your heart is saying!" Hayden encouraged.

Cha picks "Red pills. ", giving Hayden the point, who claps his hands.

"My energy is back, and I should technically have two points, but whatever. Bring it on, Spongetron and fodder robots." Hayden said, determined.

A montage passes. Spongetron and her fodder robots get a few wins by dumb luck. A few more traps go off, eliminating Robot #1, and causing both sides' players to lose a few turns. And a few more funny shenanigans with the blank cards were held. These are the current scores:

Protectors:

Hayden: 3

SOF: 2

Trophy: 2

Cha: 1

WhoBob: 1

Total: 9

Robots:

Spongetron: 3

Robot #2: 4 (MVP tbh)

Total: 7

"Pfft, we have this clinched, no way in hell can they beat us with SOF's luck, Hayden's power and my power on this team." Trophy said.

Suddenly, Cha, WhoBob and Trophy's white cards all glitch out. They get zapped, and are unable to participate in the next round.

"RIGGED!" Trophy yelled.

"Haha, suck it!" Spongetron bragged.

"SOF and Hay...it's up to you now, omg." WhoBob said.

"We can do it SOF mah boi, we only need one point, come on. Let's get this over with." Hayden encouraged.

"And don't worry, even if you fail, we have next round!" Trophy said.

"No. For this trap...you three are banned for the next three rounds. " Spongetron said, laughing.

"....shit," SOF said.

"I swear, your twisted game has had more bs than the entire fall 2019 football season, and that's saying something...." Trophy said.

"No pressure SOF, I'm sure we can at least get one point knowing their intelligence. MAKE ME PROUD!" Hayden said.

"i'll do my best, dudes," SOF said, saluting.

The next black card goes up:

"The newest Lunchables box is themed ____."

"OH COME ON, STOP IT! STOP MOCKING HIM!" Spongetron yelled angrily.

"BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS, SOF!" Trophy yelled.

"ok...i can dew it..." SOF said.

Robot #2 is the Czar. The three cards go up:

"Unicorn Porn." (SOF's card)

"Political Correctness." (Tron's card)

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CARD CZAR!" (Hayden's card)

"Come on unnamed fodder robot, which would be mine?" Spongetron asked.

SOF and Hayden cross their fingers. Robot #2 thinks. This is intense. Robot #2 picks...

...

...

...

"Unicorn Porn", which gives the Protectors their last point and victory. Robot #2 then explodes due to confusion. (F, he was a true hero)

"HOLY SHIT, WITH UNEXPECKED CARD! I HAD GOOD FUCK AFTER ALL!" SOF cheered, "wait...oops, meant luok, wait no, luck, ugh."

"omg go SOF  " Cha said happily.

"SOF is better at this than me now, dayum. Nice job dewd." WhoBob said.

"Wow......me being close to SOF's side is what saved us all. He's made me proud. Not even I could've done better, because that certainly would be a fitting Lunchables theme for Metal and Tron.  " Hayden taunted.

"Damn, SOF just finally gave Metal a reason to try Lunchables! This is truly the strangest timeline..." Trophy realized.

"DAMMIT DAMMIT, NO! INFINEX WILL GROUND ME AGAIN FOR FAILING! I'LL-" Spongetron was saying.

Suddenly, Spongetron is removed from the server, and the Protectors are freed. The club is also unhacked. hilaryfan80 appears, smiling.

"Ha, nice try. I can even fix an outside source like CAH. " hilaryfan80 said.

PatBack then enters, who is the janitor for the CAH club.

"Holy shit, what the fuck I miss?" PatBack asked, seeing Robot #2's corpse. ( ) 

"it long story..." SOF said, as they have a hearty laugh. "i feel homored that i helped save day in game i usual suck at..."

"Well it looks like both of us conquered our suckishness at games, looks like robot invasions can bring out our hidden talents in things we suck at it!" Trophy said happily.

"can we do another round, I'm bored? Also, should I worry about that?" PatBack asked, seeing Robot #2's remains.

"Nah, he's fine. " Cha replied.

"Yeah sure, we can play again fam, since we won't have any naughty robots to interrupt." WhoBob replied, as they start another game.

"you know, as crazy as she is now, sometimes I wonder how Metal feels about losing his best friend..." Cha pondered, as their game continues.

...

Metal Snake is seen in a room. He looks at pictures containing memories of his days with Spongetron.

"Tron...I must have my precious back..." Metal said, ending the chapter on a creepy ass cliffhanger.

Edited June 12, 2018 by jjsthekid

[SpongeOddFan]

that was great episode btw

Also...wat @ cliffhanger

[Aphrodite]

Fun little episode, but that cliffhanger tho.  

[Jjs Goodman]

16. Ghost Town

One night, Hayden is seen sleeping in his room. Suddenly, he begins to have a peculiar dream...

...

A destroyed and abandoned city is seen in the wastelands. It's almost as if it's...a ghost town (hah, here's your title). There are destroyed signs around saying "Welcome to SpongeBuddy Mania!". Jjs is seen walking through the destroyed SBM for an unknown reason.

Hayden wakes up in a panic, confused by what he just saw.

"Well, something tells me that was very important. Why was he at SBM? Is this finally a clue of where Jjs is!?  But why would he go to that trashy dump of all places? Also, maybe I shouldn't inner monologue to myself out loud, that's weird." Hayden said awkwardly, writing that down on his list of things not to do, ever.

Hayden wakes up and tells the rest of the Krusty crew what happened in his dream last night.

"...wat?" SOF replied, after hearing Hayden's explanation of his strange dream.

"dam ma...that's some freaky stuff, but why would jjs be at SBM?" Cha wondered.

"Don't know, but something tells me he's there, or at least, a clue of where he is." Hayden replied.

"Is Hay psychic?  " WhoBob asked curiously.

"Maybe.  But seriously y'all, we need to find the remains of SBM. Any ideas?" Hayden inquired.

"just look for a destroyed city with lots of memes and you'll be fine," Trophy replied.

"heh, speaking of, i member when Trop was mod of SBM, good times..." SOF reminisced.

"More like very...awkward and wtf times, to this day I'm still not entirely sure I understood how I got promoted either." Trophy replied.

"This also reminds me of a certain post someone made about Fungus... " WhoBob was saying, giving chuckles from the four. 

"DON'T SPEAK OF IT!" Trophy protested immediately, not wanting to have Vietnam flashbacks.

"it must have taken true bravery to deal with that post, so I'd say Trophy is a true war hero, more so than I ever was, godspeed brave soldier," Cha said, saluting him.

"Nope nope nope, I'm blocking that incident out of my memory banks." Trophy said sternly, blocking it from his memory.

"Alright, nostalgia aside tho, how will we find SBM?" WhoBob asked, as hilaryfan80 approaches them.

"By searching aimlessly through the desert of course, maybe Hay can let us use the Dramatic Static.  " Trophy said.

"Oh hell no, I'm not taking that out into the wasteland again after last time. >_>" Hayden said, recalling the events of "Haypostor".

"No worries, I can help you. Follow me, I have just the vehicle for this mission." hilaryfan80 said, as they follow hilaryfan80 to the garage.

hilaryfan80 unveils to them an advanced and armored yellow van, which has the words "SBC Explorer" written on the side of it. 

"So it's Internet Explorer, but an SBC version and it's a van? Well anything is better than the original, so why not." Trophy said.

"Meh, the Dramatic Static is still better.   " Hayden said, disappointed by the Explorer's design.

"This will help you safely traverse through the harsh deserts. According to this old map, SBM used to be in this location." hilaryfan80 said, circling it on the map, and handing it to them.

"whew, that not too fat from here..." SOF said, looking at the distance.

"Woohoo, let's do this road trip lads!" WhoBob said eagerly.

""Be sure to stay in touch with me in case something goes wrong. Just make sure you don't wreck it, I will want it back in one piece..." hilaryfan80 said sternly.

"you can count on us, chef," SOF replied, saluting.

The five hop into the van, checking out cool tech junk in the back of it.

"so who's driving fam," Cha asked.

"I suppose I will, gives me something useful to do other than making snarky and nihilistic wise cracks." Trophy said, getting in the driver's seat.

"Just please don't kill us." Hayden said, taking shotgun.

"I'll try not to, let's hope my mediocre driving training paid off!" Trophy said, starting the van up.

"be sure to back it up  " WhoBob said, as the garage door opens.

"Yup...BACKING UP!" Trophy yelled, putting it in reverse.

Unfortunately, he ends up doing this to the van:

The van keeps "backing up", heading for the central gate. Patty and crushing open it, as the van keeps backing up through the gate, and going off into the wasteland.

"Happy trails!" Patty said, waving to them.

"You trying to kill us!?" Hayden yelled angrily to Trophy, trying to grab the wheel.

Thankfully, Trophy is able to think fast and make the van come to a complete stop.

"oh whew, we're not dead, yay!" Cha said happily, opening her eyes.

"Well I did say I had mediocre training, but I think I'm getting the hang of this now, hopefully, maybe, probably." Trophy replied, as he casually drives the van normally through the desert.

"woo, road trip!" WhoBob said eagerly.

"heh, this calls for road sung," SOF replied.

"omg i'm getting flashbacks," Cha said, playing this song in the van.

"Uggh, I never was a fan of this wretched song even when it premiered." Hayden said, irritated.

The SBC Explorer keeps traversing through the desert, as the heroes get bored.

"are we there yet?" Cha asked.

"Nope, still some ways to go..." Hayden said, looking at the map again.

"meh, I get bored of looking at sand..." SOF said, as he keeps looking out the window, seeing the endless desert.

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." WhoBob said, quoting one of the best lines of all time in cinematic history.

"speaking of sand, where's DS Guy and his christian buddies, I could use a good laugh," Cha asked, looking out for them.

"Either they found someone else to annoy today or they're busy praying." Trophy replied.

"Let them keep praying to nothing, fine with me.  " Hayden replied smugly.

"thoughts and prayers " WhoBob said, as they have a good laugh.

Infinex is seen at his super evil lair nearby, when footage appears on one of his monitors showing the SBC Explorer.

'I tell you hwhat boss, that looks like our enemies." Hank noted, seeing the Protectors inside of it.

"where are they even going? are they that stupid to go out in the desert?" Spongetron rambled.

"They are looking for something. And I will beat them to it. Prepare my mobile body." Infinex ordered.

"Ooh, the boss is finally going to leave the lair and fight them himself, great! No way will they survive an encounter with you!" Hugh said enthusiastically. 

A Terminator-esque body rises from the platform. A robot grunt puts a plug into it, hooking Infinex's core up to the body. Infinex then downloads himself into the Terminator body. It is unplugged, as he walks around delighted, feeling the body.

"I will find and annihilate them once and for all. Hank and Hugh, you may join me." Infinex said coldly, walking out of the lair in his Terminator body.

"Ohh boy, can't wait to aid our master in another gruesome annihilation!" Hugh said eagerly, as he follows.

Eventually, the SBC Explorer comes to a stop. The remains of SBM are seen nearby. The five get out of the van, looking at the destroyed city before them.

"wow, SBM really IS trash now..." Cha said.

"Hard to believe there's anything even left of it..." Trophy said.

"The robots did a shit job destroying all of SBM, at least leave nothing left. >_> " Hayden said.

The five wander through SBM, looking for any clues.

"hello? anybody?" SOF asked, as his voice echoes throughout the ghost town.

WhoBob then sees an abandoned building with a "The Dump" sign on it. There are lots of spam and memes inside of there, as WhoBob looks around.

"ahh, good times " WhoBob reminisced, seeing the "I'M A BUNNY NOW!" meme in an archive.

Cha takes a look at the remains of the Artist Unknown building, remembering the art she also used to share on SBM. Trophy takes a look at the remains of the Salty Spittoon building, laughing at the archived political debates involving users like The DS Guy and todd phillips. SOF takes a look at the Bikini Bottom building, viewing the archives of the many many many SpongeBob discussions from SBM's history. 

"Too bad I have no nostalgia to SBM, so I don't even know where to look..." Hayden said, as he keeps walking along a sandy path.

Suddenly, Hayden realizes there is something familiar about the building right next to him. He takes a look at it, as it has a damaged "The Bottom Feeder" sign on it. He realizes that jjs was possibly headed toward this building in his dream. Hayden heads inside, as the room is a giant mess. There are many papers scattered everywhere. Hayden then takes a look at a bulletin board, where there are multiple red lines drawn. He then looks at the map hilaryfan80 gave him, realizing it is somewhat similar to his. The red lines lead to a hidden location in the desert. He then sees a signature from "jjs" at the bottom of the bulletin board, making Hayden gasp. The other four then enter the room, wondering what Hayden is doing.

"Guys, great timing. I think I now know where jjs went." Hayden said, showing them the bulletin board map.

"...What did he mean by this? o.O" Trophy asked, looking at it confused.

"He made a map marking his progress through the desert it seems like, and there's this strange location not on the map hilaryfan80 gave me..." Hayden realized, looking at the red circle on jjs' map.

"dam ma, glad he might still be out there," Cha replied, taking a picture of the map with her camera.

"wow, lets hope he really is..." SOF said, surprised.

"Why jj would come to SBM of all places to make his map is beyond me." Trophy said, still confused.

"Guess he had no other place. Now let's get out of here fam, I don't want to be in this creepy place much longer." WhoBob said.

The five exit the town, heading back to the SBC Explorer. They hop back inside the van, as Trophy drives it off. As they try to leave SBM, Trophy sees something up ahead, approaching the van. Trophy makes the van come to a complete stop, sending Hayden flying forward.

"Hey, not cool! " Hayden said annoyed.

"Uhh, guys..." Trophy was saying, pointing up ahead.

"What, did DS Guy and his goons finally show?" WhoBob asked.

They look to see Infinex in his Terminator body walking forward through the desert plains, with Hank and Hugh by his side. Infinex sends multiple lasers blasts from his shoulders at the van, as Trophy quickly swerves it, barely avoiding them. Smoke rises from the sand, blocking Trophy's view. The smoke then clears, as Infinex, Hank and Hugh get closer.

"well that def not BS Guy..." SOF said, scared.

"Never seen a robot like that before..." Cha said, shocked.

"Fools. Daring to enter my wasteland kingdom was a grave mistake, and it shall be your undoing." Infinex said in a badass speech.

"I think...that's Infinex." Hayden realized.

"When did he get a mobile body???" Trophy asked, confused.

"Guess he got tired of sitting around doing nothing." Hayden replied.

"Whatever, all passengers please buckle your seatbelts and hang on, this is going to be a wild ride!" Trophy warned.

"oh boy..." SOF said.

Infinex sends more laser blasts, while Trophy keeps driving as fast as he can. One laser blasts hits the side of the van, but it keeps going.

"hilaryfan80 won't be happy about that..." WhoBob said, hanging on.

"Come out of your van and fight me." Infinex demanded, firing more laser blasts.

Suddenly, some laser blasts hit the tires of the SBC Explorer, popping them. The van comes to a complete stop in the sand.

"hilaryfan80... >_>" Hayden said irritated.

"...god dammit..." SOF said.

More robot grunts appear from the sides, approaching the van. Infinex approaches closer, ready to deliver the final blow to the stuck van.

"Looks like we have to fight this jerk now on the high ground..." WhoBob said, readying both his shield and hammer.

"Psh, we've taken care of these losers plenty of times, I'm sure we still have a chance even with his new badass body." Trophy said, not worried.

The five heroes get out of the van, surrounded by Infinex and his forces. Infinex fires another laser blast at the five, ending this chapter on yet on another cliffhanger! 

[Aphrodite]

Ooh, can't wait to see what happens next!

[SpongeOddFan]

"cue Terminator music here"

good ep.