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Hi there, Perch Perkins here bringing you the latest developments of Squilliam's Christmas party! The party began as normal, but developed into a fiasco filled with drunkards and mix-ups everywhere. At some point, an embarrassing picture of SpongeBob was posted and retweeted on the Bikini Bottom twitter account. The horror that sponge must feel!

Squilliam was so generous he gave me a cruise!!!! Yes, a cruise!

As for this reporter, I believe that it was Old Man Jenkins who did it. He seemed to be fiddling with his new phone, but I'm not sure if he knows how to use it.

BREAKING NEWS: The first watcher to find a cruise ticket on the SpongeBob Community will win a cruise! Here's a hint: it's on a page about a certain news anchor.

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On 12/22/2017 at 6:08 PM, HayBellsJinglin said:

Did you cause this whole mess just to get a news story?

No, I'd never do such a heinous thing! I like the attention and ratings too for my juicy scoops, but I'd never intentionally cause one!

 

23 hours ago, Star Claus said:

is your news network a fake news?

Rude, young man!

 

16 hours ago, NegiSantie said:

Did you eat anything at the party like cucumber sandwiches?

Yes, and they were great!

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18 hours ago, NegiSantie said:

Were you mad that Old Man Jenkins go the iConch instead of you?

Do you usually drink alcohol?

Somewhat, yes.

Sometimes.

10 hours ago, HayBellsJinglin said:

Wait just a cotton picking moment.....

were you even drunk?

Yes, I sure was pal. I was able to sober up after the incident and report about it on Twitter.

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4 hours ago, Charlie Manson said:

Do you work for Fox News?

If so, is everything you say a lie? (d)

I'd never work for such a terrible "news" network! (d) 

 

1 hour ago, NegiSantie said:

Would you have posted any pictures that happened during the party, such as what happened to SpongeBob?

I didn't take the embarrassing photo of SpongeBob, but I did mention it on my Twitter, along with what else happened during the drunk weirdness.

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