Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 So I invited everyone over for my Spectacular Wonderful Christmas Party! And we had a lot of fun! That is until someone spiked the egg nog. I decided to give everyone a present, but it looks like several people got the wrong present. The old geeze------ I mean the wonderful elderly man got Perch Perkins' present. I got my buddy Squidward's present, which was meant to be a gag gift (it's a clarinet mute so nobody has to hear his horrific playing) but I ended up getting it. If anyone did it, I think it's Squidward. He's always trying to best me. Anyways, as my gift to you, the first person to find my clarinet wins a hint from the Magic Conch Shell! I'll give a hint: a certain buddy has it, and I'm sure there's a lot of touching at night that goes on there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Do you remember anything that happened after the nog was spiked? Did you see anyone using their phones or computers at the party? don't you still want squidward's big meaty squid cock? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, SnOWMan said: Do you remember anything that happened after the nog was spiked? Did you see anyone using their phones or computers at the party? don't you still want squidward's big meaty squid cock? 1.) Yeah, everyone was squirming around and wanting to leave like a bunch of pansies! 2.) I saw Perch Perkins using one to report news on social media, but I wouldn't know if someone had either after the eggnog incident. 3.) Eww, disgusting! His is way too small for me! Edited December 19, 2017 by Squilliam Fancyson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 What was the present that you got for Perch Perkins, even though Old Man Jenkins got it instead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, HayBellsJinglin said: What was the present that you got for Perch Perkins, even though Old Man Jenkins got it instead? Perch's gift was supposed to be a brand new iConch 8 phone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Was the present the thing that Old Man Jenkins forgot he was holding and where did it end up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Plank said: Was the present the thing that Old Man Jenkins forgot he was holding and where did it end up? I'm not sure, I barely remember anything during the eggnog incident. Last I recall, it was on the floor. If he even had it, I doubt that old coot even knows how to use the iConch, haha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Insinuating stereotypes about old people's ability with technology? Why Squilliam, that doesn't seem very charitable. Perhaps I should tell Perch and the news about this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 16 hours ago, HayBellsJinglin said: Insinuating stereotypes about old people's ability with technology? Why Squilliam, that doesn't seem very charitable. Perhaps I should tell Perch and the news about this. Don't you dare! I'll give you a gold statue of my image if you don't spread such LIES about me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Squilliam Fancyson said: Don't you dare! I'll give you a gold statue of my image if you don't spread such LIES about me. Deal *shakes Squilliam's tentacle* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Did you eat any of the cucumber sandwiches you set out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 21, 2017 Author Share Posted December 21, 2017 20 hours ago, NegiSantie said: Did you eat any of the cucumber sandwiches you set out? Of course!!! There's all kinds of yummy food at my place! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Which guest was supposed to get a cruise as their present? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 23, 2017 Author Share Posted December 23, 2017 On 12/22/2017 at 6:19 PM, HayBellsJinglin said: Which guest was supposed to get a cruise as their present? Old Man Jenkins, I thought the poor fellow deserved it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Was Perch using his phone during the chaos after the eggnog was spiked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, NegiSantie said: Was Perch using his phone during the chaos after the eggnog was spiked? I'm not sure, but he definitely used it after to report the incident on Twitter. Edited December 27, 2017 by Squilliam Fancyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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