WhoBibbles Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/dora-the-explorer-movie-film-adaptation-michael-bay-live-action-2019-release-date-a8016541.html This is gonna focus on teen Dora probably played by an adult, sooooooooooooo this is gonna be filled with Dora being a sex object, Diego being a cartel boss, map being a pervert, backpack explosions and Swipey hunted by military. Fun for the entire family. Michael Bay is quite possibly gonna get arrested for sexual assult. Thoughts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Thoughts? You made a topic about my status update is my initial thought. My real thoughts are that they are making a CollegeHumor parody video into a full theatrical movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Headless Clappy said: Thoughts? You made a topic about my status update is my initial thought. My real thoughts are that they are making a CollegeHumor parody video into a full theatrical movie. well you aren't the only member plus I wanted to make this topic before someone else would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hilaryfan80 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Headless Clappy said: My real thoughts are that they are making a CollegeHumor parody video into a full theatrical movie I'm so glad someone else thought of this video. How is this going to be any good? I don't see any way how a live-action Dora set in her teenage years is going to work well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I could only just imagine the endless possibilities of crude stereotypes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 dora dora dora the pendeja this movie is going to be iconic, i already know it. i hope they pay up the stereotypes to the extremes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 If Danny Devito does not play The Grumpy Old Troll in this and sing the Toll Troll song, I will hit a person. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I would imagine Nicolas Cage playing as Swiper 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu! Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I second having Danny DeVito be cast in this WHAT'D YOU SAY?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanideFishbone Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Me and two of my friends were making tons of jokes about this today. I recommended that at the very end of the movie with a few explosions Dora spontaneously combusts and causes a giant explosion, which makes the second movie take place in some Mad Max-style post apocalyptic Dora world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 This seems VERY unlikely, but if it DOES turn out to be real, it might end up becoming the most PRODUCTIVE film that Michael Bay has made in years! I'm keeping my fingers crossed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Can't wait for a live-action movie of Bob the Builder produced by Michael Bay while we're at it. We can call it, "Bob the Demolition Man". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Bumping this topic because I just found out some relevant information. I don't remember where I read it from, but apparently, this movie is STILL happening! It's still in production, and I believe it's slated for a 2019 release! No confirmed news about actors or actresses yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/29/2018 at 3:07 AM, 4EverGreen said: Bumping this topic because I just found out some relevant information. I don't remember where I read it from, but apparently, this movie is STILL happening! It's still in production, and I believe it's slated for a 2019 release! No confirmed news about actors or actresses yet. Could it possibly have been from this thread? On 10/24/2017 at 10:40 AM, Dr. Thanos said: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/dora-the-explorer-movie-film-adaptation-michael-bay-live-action-2019-release-date-a8016541.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Clappy said: Could it possibly have been from this thread? That's me, Gary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 ...oh you thought this was the CollegeHumor parody trailer above? Nope this is the actual trailer. Is there a difference? They could have fooled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Huh, so this is no longer being directed by Michael Bay. Guess that explains the lack of explosions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Eclipsa said: Huh, so this is no longer being directed by Michael Bay. Guess that explains the lack of explosions. It was never directed by him. He is only the producer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 18 hours ago, WhoBob said: It was never directed by him. He is only the producer. Oh, my mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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