WhoBibbles Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/dora-the-explorer-movie-film-adaptation-michael-bay-live-action-2019-release-date-a8016541.html This is gonna focus on teen Dora probably played by an adult, sooooooooooooo this is gonna be filled with Dora being a sex object, Diego being a cartel boss, map being a pervert, backpack explosions and Swipey hunted by military. Fun for the entire family. Michael Bay is quite possibly gonna get arrested for sexual assult. Thoughts? 1
Clappy Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 Thoughts? You made a topic about my status update is my initial thought. My real thoughts are that they are making a CollegeHumor parody video into a full theatrical movie.
WhoBibbles Posted October 24, 2017 Author Posted October 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Headless Clappy said: Thoughts? You made a topic about my status update is my initial thought. My real thoughts are that they are making a CollegeHumor parody video into a full theatrical movie. well you aren't the only member plus I wanted to make this topic before someone else would.
Guest hilaryfan80 Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Headless Clappy said: My real thoughts are that they are making a CollegeHumor parody video into a full theatrical movie I'm so glad someone else thought of this video. How is this going to be any good? I don't see any way how a live-action Dora set in her teenage years is going to work well.
Old Man Jenkins Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 I could only just imagine the endless possibilities of crude stereotypes. 1
kylie Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 dora dora dora the pendeja this movie is going to be iconic, i already know it. i hope they pay up the stereotypes to the extremes. 1
Slippin' Freddy Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 If Danny Devito does not play The Grumpy Old Troll in this and sing the Toll Troll song, I will hit a person. 6
SpongeOddFan Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 I would imagine Nicolas Cage playing as Swiper 1 2
Nosheratu! Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 I second having Danny DeVito be cast in this WHAT'D YOU SAY?!
CyanideFishbone Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 Me and two of my friends were making tons of jokes about this today. I recommended that at the very end of the movie with a few explosions Dora spontaneously combusts and causes a giant explosion, which makes the second movie take place in some Mad Max-style post apocalyptic Dora world.
4EverGreen Posted October 25, 2017 Posted October 25, 2017 This seems VERY unlikely, but if it DOES turn out to be real, it might end up becoming the most PRODUCTIVE film that Michael Bay has made in years! I'm keeping my fingers crossed! 1
Metal Snake Posted October 25, 2017 Posted October 25, 2017 Can't wait for a live-action movie of Bob the Builder produced by Michael Bay while we're at it. We can call it, "Bob the Demolition Man". 1
4EverGreen Posted April 29, 2018 Posted April 29, 2018 Bumping this topic because I just found out some relevant information. I don't remember where I read it from, but apparently, this movie is STILL happening! It's still in production, and I believe it's slated for a 2019 release! No confirmed news about actors or actresses yet.
Clappy Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/29/2018 at 3:07 AM, 4EverGreen said: Bumping this topic because I just found out some relevant information. I don't remember where I read it from, but apparently, this movie is STILL happening! It's still in production, and I believe it's slated for a 2019 release! No confirmed news about actors or actresses yet. Could it possibly have been from this thread? On 10/24/2017 at 10:40 AM, Dr. Thanos said: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/dora-the-explorer-movie-film-adaptation-michael-bay-live-action-2019-release-date-a8016541.html
WhoBibbles Posted April 30, 2018 Author Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Clappy said: Could it possibly have been from this thread? That's me, Gary.
Clappy Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 ...oh you thought this was the CollegeHumor parody trailer above? Nope this is the actual trailer. Is there a difference? They could have fooled me.
SG19 Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 Huh, so this is no longer being directed by Michael Bay. Guess that explains the lack of explosions.
WhoBibbles Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Eclipsa said: Huh, so this is no longer being directed by Michael Bay. Guess that explains the lack of explosions. It was never directed by him. He is only the producer.
SG19 Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 18 hours ago, WhoBob said: It was never directed by him. He is only the producer. Oh, my mistake.
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