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Yup. A new literature by yours truly. Based on the dramatic SBM event itself...


A miniseries retelling the events portrayed in said topic. Follow the intense plight of one man...The DS Guy. Watch as he shares an opinion that soon results into utter chaos amongst his fellow peers, along with the comedy, action, drama, and tragedy that follows.


The DS Guy






AlphaWarhark (aka big man ACS himself)

Aquatic Nuggets as "Jibbix"

PatBack as "Killer Queen"

Dragiiin123 as "familyguybetergriffin"


and moar

Coming soon to theaters...


Chapter Guide:

1. In the Loud House I

2. Beep Beep I Have HIV

3. You Don't Have To Finger Him

4. SBMslamic Terrorism

5. Bigots & PatBob

6. ACS Does A Barrel Roll: The Rise of Beter Griffin

7. The Art of Shitposting

8. In the Loud House II

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Here we go. I know most of it is pasted from the topic itself, but I wanted to keep this miniseries as historically accurate as possible. It's also a way to preserve this historic event as it happened in case it ever gets deleted, but I'll add lots of funny/original stuff to it, I promise.

Also, notice: Everything in this literature is a fun parody, and anything written below does not reflect the author's views on said users portrayed in the story. Also, read every user voice in a dramatic voice, makes this very lulzy.

Part 1: In the Loud House I

It was an ordinary day. Sunday, August 6th, 2017, to be exact. The DS Guy is your average 18 year old on the SpongeBuddy Mania forums, who is quote, "a Fundamentalist Christian & Conservative Republican". Don't forget those two things. Not to mention Pieguyrulz is his favorite YouTube user, don't forget that either. One topic he would make in The Dump, and later moved to The Salty Spitoon (the SBM forum for srs discussion), would give him the adventure of a lifetime...

Welcome to Homophobia: The Miniseries. A dramatic retelling of a real SBM event, with some witty commentary added in.


Scene: SpongeBuddy Mania - The Dump. A new thread appears, catching the eyes of many SBM users...


Started by The DS Guy, Today, 02:09 PM

vo2OdWr.jpg?1 The DS Guy: So, because of some comments I made, people of course think that I'm homophobic (!).  The one thing I did wrong was saying it in a thread that had nothing to do with it.  So that's why I'm making a new thread.  Because I do not believe that what I said was wrong.  I said that I don't like how The Loud House, a children's cartoon, features a same-sex couple and treats it like it's completely normal.  So does that make me homophobic?  Not so fast.  Homophobia is a fear or hatred of homosexual people.  Such a description cannot be applied to me.  I do not hate homosexuals.  However, as a born again Christian, I believe that the definition of marriage is a union of a man and woman.  If two men, or two women, have sex in the privacy of their own home, the government does not have the right to get involved.  However, what really gets me is when people try to teach this perverse lifestyle to children.  In the next month or so, I'm going to post a review of The Loud House season 1 to YouTube.  You'll have to wait for my full opinions, but there are many episodes I like.  I have nothing against Howard and Harold McBride as characters.  My problem is not with the show itself, but because of how obvious it is that the writers are trying to push an agenda.  Yes, I know that there are many real gay parents who love their children very much, just as Howard and Harold love Clyde.  But it's very obvious that the writers of the show are trying to say, "See how nice Clyde's dads are?", which feels very politically correct.  Yes, I know that many gay parents are very nice, just as there are many very bad straight parents.  But when comparing apples to apples, I believe a child should have a mother and a father.  

So let me be clear.  I am not homophobic.  I do not hate gay people.  I do not.  (It's not true, it's bullshit, I do not...ohai Mark)  I simply do not approve of their lifestyle, just as I don't approve doing drugs or getting drunk. (Because obviously being gay is comparable to doing drugs or getting drunk. What a story, Mark!)  If you want to be gay, it's your right; America is a free country.  But keep it away from children. (Won't anyone think of the children? :(Marriage has always been between a man and a woman.  

I am more than willing to have a mature discussion about this, but if you try to silence me, that will only make me LOUDER!  Many people share my view, and don't be thinking that "only those dumb rednecks are so intolerant".  You'd be surprised just how many people support traditional marriage as I do.  You have the right to disagree with me and you have the right to debate me.  But I also have the right to say what I say.  Just because my opinion does not fit the politically correct leftist agenda does not make my opinion any less valid.  (Damn lefties, am I right?)


There. The first post is made. The DS Guy thought to himself, "perhaps this won't cause a shitstorm". He hoped maybe deep down at least one or two SBMers would take him seriously, and respect his authority opinion. However, he could not have been any more wrong. E.V.I.L. is first to reply like a hawk, with others soon to follow.


slljiwW.jpg?1E.V.I.L.: *You're free to do whatever you want just don't shove it in the face of the children*

*Profile's first words are literally 'Fundamentalist Christian and Conservative Republican'*

I mean this not insultingly at all when I say that I'm not sure if it's fair for you to tell other people to keep their lifestyles in their own roof if you practice exactly the opposite of what you preach by making this very apparent on a forum that is also chock full of children. :dunno: (Seriously, why won't anyone think of the children?)


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See folks, sometimes reaction gifs get your point across better than any words at all!


aFs8P7Q.jpg?1spongebob pokemonpants:  your post shows you know nothing marriage should be to anyone including 2 girls 2 guys and a guy and a girl if they love eachother they have the right to marry also what's so wrong showing kids not every couple is the same also why is this in the dump this belongs in the salty spitoon unless your saying it's not a serious disscussion also here is a rule that you are breaking look at the rules i put under

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Not even famed spammer "spongebob pokemonpants" will side with The DS Guy. What a twist! But perhaps someone else will join him on his conquest to prove gays don't deserve rights... (cryptic foreshadowing) In the meantime, here are more replies.


7MJPmjX.png?1 Jibbix: "I'm not homophobic I just dislike what they do"
"I'm not racist I just hate everything that asians do"
"I don't hate you, I just hate everything about your lifestyle you feel?"

Man, go somewhere else. like really, dude? Seriously man lmao

if you're gonna spew trash like this then at the very LEAST you could go Todd Phillips and have the decency be blatant about how awful you are instead of trying to hide behind "well a lot of people support only traditional marriage!". yeah, and a lot people supported slavery and the holocaust too. you catch my drift?

You've definitely got the right to say anything you want, but that doesn't change the fact that it's antiquated and stupid. Your opinion might not reflect "the leftist agenda" (and what kind of BS is this anyway???) but it certainly doesn't affect the agenda of basic human decency lmao. why does what someone else is doing bother you so bad? the door that way fam (*mic drop*)


pI7tmyE.png?1 Deceased Spongetron: My question is, if you don't like the homosexual lifestyle, why keep talking about it? It makes you seem obsessive over it. 


LjZJ5FR.png?1 ssj4gogita4: This will end fantastically. (And boy, it sure did...)


Cp7jSUG.gif?1 Dr. WhoBobI'm so sick if people who claim gays can't be married or have kids even if they think being gay is okay. homophobia isn't just being 100% against at LGBT. Yes, you are being "homophobic" by limiting our rights to be married or have kids, no marter how you deny that. Marriage is a thing between two lovers, it shouldn't be just man and woman. Don't get me start on what you believe because that stuff limits our rights. You can still be a christian, I have no issue with that but dear god, don't believe in everything it says. If you really don't mind gays, don't mind us wanting to experience same thing straight couples are getting.

And about pandering to PC. Just no. I hate when whenever a positive representation of a some one with different race/sexuality/religion etc, someone claims MUH IT'S PANDERING TO SJW PEOPLE. IT'S BEING TOO POLITICAL CORRECT. Even if that's the case, so what? Even though I don't agree with their methods sometimes, they are at least trying to be more equal. You claim you are okay with gays, yet you are limiting us from media and that's so not fair. How many times do we need to see a male lead and a female lead being forced to a relationship that will only make our presence non-exist Don't get me wrong, there are times they do it right (Wonder Woman, Guardians of The Galaxy movies, Fringe, Agents of SHIELD, Star vs The Forces of Evil) but I wanna see more equality for gays, bisexuals, transsexuals and asexuals. You can still have your straight couple/parents but don't ignore us. We have every right to exist in anywhere. And this is not inappropriate. We don't wanna show gay sex in kids show, dear god no. We just wanna be treated on same level with straight people. We wanna see gay couple who can raise kids well. Yes, not evey gay couples are gonna be good but same with straight couples. The problem is them having a problem with each other, not about their sexuality.

This is not meant to silence you at all, this is meant to give you some sense, make you more open-minded about certain things. If you don't listen to us trying to make you understand, then please don't waste your time arguing with us about your close-minded believes. 


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: Jesus fucking Christ, dude. (That's right, you're getting uncensored SBM swearing! Hehe, alright!) Are you saying that if I (being bi), were to date a man, you'd completely disapprove of what I'm doing but yet not be homophobic?  No, you can't have it both ways.  HOMOPHOBIA, BY DEFINITION, IS DISLIKE OF HOMOSEXUALITY.  You're literally saying such quotes as "However, what really gets me is when people try to teach this perverse lifestyle to children," "I simply do not approve of their lifestyle, just as I don't approve doing drugs or getting drunk," and "Marriage has always been between a man and a woman."  You're acting like homosexuality is a "perverse lifestyle" because it's between two men/women.  On top of that quote being insanely offensive by calling it pervese, it's not a lifestyle; it's a sexual preference you're BORN with.  People don't just wake up one day and say "hey you know what, I'm gay!" Marriage doesn't need to be exclusive between a man and a woman just because your prejudicial views prevent you from having any tolerance of anything that's even slightly out of the ordinary.


g3wVSPC.jpg?1 PinkPearlYou don't see Muslims going around yelling at people to stop drinking alcohol. You don't see Jews going around attacking people for eating non-Kosher foods. So don't tell people who they can get married to when the original source material for the faith doesn't even forbid it. It won't work. 

Religion should be about how you live YOUR life and spend YOUR life. I have a problem with it when it becomes more about following rules blindly and people yelling at each other for their lifestyles. Hateful bigotry is much worse than loving gay couples getting married and trying to make a difference in the lives of kids who have been put up for adoption, I can assure you. 

You want to be a Christian and fix society? Focus on real issues. Get involved in charity. Donate your time and material items. It's a great way to get closer to the faith and bring attention to issues as well.

This comes from a fellow Christian, btw. Our faith is about so much more than being concerned with who gets married.


MmIjIUk.jpg?1 BrickSponge2015: (responding to Dr. WhoBob) This is a little bit off topic but I just wanna say: the "LOL SJW" culture is so awful. These days it seems like if you get offended by anything, you're automatically a "SJW"
Also the very concept of Political Correctness no longer means anything to me; I get that people can go way too far with trying to not be offensive but it seems to have become an umbrella term for "pretty much anything with any level of representation". "I'm for Political INcorrectness" sounds, uh, pretty dumb.
also yay asexual representation (yay!)


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIEThe whole shit about "LOL SJW's" has ruined every YouTube comment section for any movie trailer (or really any political video) with even just a slightly liberal perspective.  Female lead role? It's "SJW propaganda."  Features a gay/lesbian couple?  "SJW propaganda."  Supports gun control?  "SJW propaganda." (9/11? SJW propaganda. JFK? SJW propaganda. This miniseries? SJW propaganda.)

I swear to God, they're acting like any movie that doesn't conform to the viewpoints of the alt-right is going to somehow convince everyone to become an SJW or whatever.


y5GXZS7.png?1 CakeCup: I'm not trying to be harsh or anything, but what you are saying is truly hypocritical. Just look at this: you say that you aren't homophobic, and yet you dislike what gay people do? Come on, man. You don't have to believe everything that the Bible says. I believe that marriage can be between anyone, regardless of sex. Don't you dare tell me who I can marry, since I can marry whoever I want and nobody can change that. There is no rule telling us how to live our lives. This is a free country, but there is no reason to stick with outdated beliefs. I'm going to say that Jibbix and WhoBob pretty much hit the nail on the head, so kudos to those two members.

Don't be a bigot and be so full of prejudice and dislike people that date others of the same sex because it's THEIR lifestyle, or else you are going to get permabanned. I cannot stand people that judge others based on race, sexual preference, religion, etc. It is not allowed on here. Us other members do not deserve this. 

This is also coming from a member who is religious. (Catholic Christian, btw) (Damn, who thought there'd be so many Christians on a SpongeBob forum?)


As you can tell, The DS Guy is in some deep shit so far. But another infamous SBMer decides to enter the ring so he doesn't have to get backlash alone...


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadow: I don't hate gay people either. However I don't want gay marriage rights.  (uh oh)  Hear me out. The reason I don't really want gays to get married in churches is because I think it goes against my Christian beliefs. (you "think" it does? You're not even sure on your own stance?) That being said, I'm not going to go out of my way to protest and make sure these rights are revoked. If it's what the American people want, then so be it. 


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: Why the hell is it so bad for gays to get married?  They're human just like everyone else.  Why should they not be allowed to have the basic human right to get married?


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadow: I never said it was bad. Just a personal preference. I fully understand that gays are human. 


7MJPmjX.png?1 Jibbix: "I don't hate gay people either" You guys keep saying this. (but I don't think they know what it means) But if you are actively against a group of human beings (who haven't done anything wrong or to you) achieving happiness with their partner, then that is hate. It absolutely is. 


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadow: I don't hate gay people either. However I don't want gay marriage rights. Hear me out. The reason I don't really want gays to get married in churches is because I think it goes against my Christian beliefs. That being said, I'm not going to go out of my way to protest and make sure these rights are revoked. If it's what the American people want, then so be it.


So nice, he had to post the exact same thing twice. :) Originality, you never let us down! Now, YellowShadow joins The DS Guy in this shitstorm. This will end well. Watch as YellowShadow begins to duke it out, joining team DS Guy...


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: Quoting a post again for the second time doesn't make you right.  Stop trying to justify your clearly bigoted viewpoint.


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadow: How am I bigoted? It's a personal preference!! I'm not trying to bomb a group of gays or something. 


7MJPmjX.png?1 Jibbix: Just because it goes against your religious beliefs (lmFao) doesn't mean that it's wrong to prevent people from having happiness. It's still hate. You're still a hypocrite. and it doesn't even go against Christian values but I won't go there because I know you're most likely going off trash you've heard from around you and couldn't even quote the Bible verse where it's supposedly frowned upon


y5GXZS7.png?1 CakeCupI'm going to leave this message to make sure that everyone understands: If you actively discriminate a group of individuals that haven't treated you poorly, then you have no right to be on this forum.  (you tell em girl)


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadowI'm not going to participate in another argument, so instead I'm gonna have someone else explain my opinion on homosexuals. Introducing: Hunter Avallone



ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: If you can't respond to a comment properly without linking a YouTube video then that's pathetic


That's right, folks! If you're losing an argument, just paste someone else's argument video! ;) Oddly enough, our main star The DS Guy himself has gone quiet if you didn't notice. Where is he? Is he unable to respond to any of these posts? Is he a scared wittle baby? No, he has not given up. The DS Guy does not simply give up after one post, ha! He is a man. Little does everyone know he is still watching their every move from the shadows, preparing his next argument. They will all see they are wrong to disagree with his opinion...

Meanwhile, an SBM staff member moves said topic out of The Dump (where it should've belonged if you ask me) to "The Salty Spitoon", the forum for "serious discussions". Yes, you read that right. Serious discussions for a SpongeBob forum. This will end well.

Stay tuned for Part 2, true believers.

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2 hours ago, jjsthekid said:

However, as a born again Christian, I believe that the definition of marriage is a union of a man and woman.  If two men, or two women, have sex in the privacy of their own home, the government does not have the right to get involved.

So gay people can have sex...but they can't get married. Hey, at least that logic gives them more rights than a Catholic priest, who can't have sex or get married! :) And I'm sorry to say that you're not on the "fundamentalist Christian team" if you believe that, as I'll get to in a second...

2 hours ago, jjsthekid said:

it doesn't even go against Christian values but I won't go there because I know you're most likely going off trash you've heard from around you and couldn't even quote the Bible verse where it's supposedly frowned upon

"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." - Leviticus 20:13 


Nope. First of all, a fundamentalist Christian is someone who believes every part of the Bible is "from God". Second, did you know the apostle Paul was a well-known homophobe who criticized churches that condoned homosexuality?

"In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error." - Romans 1:27

I am not a Christian, but I have studied enough of the Bible to back up my arguments on why I don't believe it's the word of God and why homophobia is wrong regardless of what it says. And I can express that opinion civilly, not hide behind fucking Youtube. Or use it as a scapegoat for the other side.


Public Service Announcement. Youtube =/= The general public

I just don't know what to say about SBM at this point. I know most of them are kids, but serious arguments about politics and religion can not work if you're not willing to level with people who think differently than you.

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23 minutes ago, George Costanza said:


TBH tho that episode of The Simpsons was so damn good. The DS Guy should watch that episode and learn from it.

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this is like my first time coming onto this site in a while.  I'd just like to say thank you for uncensoring my swear and I'm following this topic cause this is great


11 hours ago, Metal Snake said:


Public Service Announcement. Youtube =/= The general public


Also since this was a point I'd made, I'd just like to clear up that I'm talking EXPLICITLY about YouTube comments sections.  I'm not implying that they're the general public in any way whatsoever, cause they're not, but it does indubitably affect the comments of most videos on the site (which is a petty thing to complain about, I know, but it's just something that's been an annoyance to me for quite some time).

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1 minute ago, The Guy With the Jolly Computer said:

Have fun looking at this topic. I didn't participate in it, but I did read it, and... it's really rough.

we already checked it and laughed our asses off. Jjs is doing a commentary in it.

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This post is not directed towards anyone on this thread, but rather towards bigoted comments in general and towards YellowShadow and DS Guy.

I might as well have my own say on this crazy dispute on SBM, and goodness, I'd never thought I'd realize how accurate this video sounds towards the basic logic of some homophobes:



I shouldn't be taking an opinion from an 18 year old white fundamentalist/conservative Christian male with a poor drawing of Wario for an avatar so seriously, but who am I to say this as a 22 year old man with an average drawing of Chemist SpongeBob as his avatar? So yeah, directing towards people like YellowShadow and DS Guy, if you're saying that you have nothing against gays but otherwise say that you're against the lifestyle of gays, then what you just previously said about having nothing against gays is null when you go on about how you don't approve of how gays live their lives. "Homophobia" and "homophobe" is a very polarizing term. It could either define a person who's afraid of homosexuals, or it could define someone who is prejudiced against homosexuals, OR both, and I think I have a very well thought explanation towards the very latter. I've said this earlier, but I ought to repeat this: because you say that you're against gays and yet you dislike their lifestyle and oppose same-sex marriage doesn't mean you're not a homophobe. In fact, why wouldn't you call yourself a homophobe even when you back up your claims with how you feel concerned of children being exposed to homosexuality? Aren't you implying that you are AFRAID homosexuals or let alone same-sex parents would be giving kids whatever hints about homosexuality? Because if you're going about trying to convince homosexuals to keep their sexuality away from children because you are AFRAID of how they'll be exposed to same-sex love, then that's homophobia for you. And how about that "every kid deserves a mom and dad" argument? That does sound true, but you know what's more significant than a mom and dad?: A family. Every child deserves a family, no matter if a child's parents are of the same sex, interracial, etc. In fact, there are some children in the world that are living without a mom or a dad, or both, and an orphaned child would be willing to be adopted by even a same-sex couple, because all that would matter is that they would love him/her so much to be raising him/her. Most kids are born with a mom or dad, but don't forget that a child's parental background really varies, that in which is the point that I'm making across. Some kids live with a single, divorced parent, some kids had a death in the family, some kids live with a different parental figure (i.e. their grandparents), and there are some kids live with parents of the same sex, and that doesn't mean they're not the only kind of people in which it would be justified to say that they deserve a mom and dad. Bottom line, being against same sex marriage and lifestyle may be QUOTE MODE just an opinion END QUOTE MODE, but it is also bigotry. Oh, and because people are lashing out at you for having opposing views doesn't mean they're Social Justice Warriors. SJWs are the kind of people that get really angry when they're offended by something, yes, but they are usually defined for having a hostile attitude every so often. In other words, there will be people are going to be angry with you, not because they are so-called SJWs, but because they want to let you know that they are disgusted with the words that are coming out of your mouth. If you don't have anything pleasant to say about the lifestyles of the LGBT community, then don't say anything.

Oh, and I also discovered a comment from DS Guy not too long into the SBM topic, and the whole bit about HIV/AIDS being a homosexual disease is a myth that needs to die. You can get HIV from getting infected blood or semen transferred into your body from someone who is infected. Straight people who indulge in unprotected sex aren't safe from this either.


I'm going to leave it here. I don't usually get myself involved with political debates such as this, but I hope this didn't leave a bad taste on any of you, and I also apologize if whatever I said sounds like repeated commentary from the SBM topic.

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Notice: Everything in this literature is a fun parody, and anything written below does not reflect the author's views on said users portrayed in the story. Also, read every user voice in a dramatic voice, makes this very lulzy.

Part 2: Beep Beep I Have HIV

As The DS Guy prepares his next scholarly response (it takes time, give him a break guys, he's under a lot of pressure), more sexual tension continues to go on, as we enter...page 2.

QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadowIf you can't respect an opinion then that's pathetic 

Especially an opinion that isn't actually even yours, for shame! :Laugh: 


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIEHomophobia isn't an opinion, it's just bigotry.


slljiwW.jpg?1E.V.I.L: Nowhere in this video does he claim gay marriage is wrong so I don't really see your point tbh. (implying there was a point to begin with) If anything he seems glad that gay marriage rights exist and claims "it took way too long for them to happen"

And the yt video he's talking about is very different from the casual inclusion of a gay couple in the Loud House.

At least find a video that claims your main claim. . . I agree with Hunter's views but yours are not the same.


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadow: That's not about gay marriage. It's just my opinion on gays as a whole.


dislike of or prejudice against homosexual people.
Never did I display dislike or prejudice against gays 


It's a wonderful thing people still know how to use dictionaries! :D It warms me heart to see our reading abilities haven't completely died.


J3Zum6I.jpg?1 BooBooKeysI don't know why I would have a "mature discussion" with you if you're automatically wrong. If you're gay you shouldn't have to "keep it away from the children". (seriously though someone should think of the children) It seems like you think that gay people are brainwashing children (I FUCKING KNEW IT DAMN COMMUNISTS), which if you are then you need help.



And that friends, is where half of this chapter's title comes from. But where does the other half come from? Hmm...keep reading to find out...


7MJPmjX.png?1 Jibbix: "I can't back up my opinions by myself so here's a video from a straight white male mansplaining homosexuality and why I want it out of my face." (fucking white males, amirite?)

AND this is the same dude who said "Dear White People" was a racist show?

Get outta here. (*mic drop*)


QuSDiow.jpg?1 YellowShadow: Confirmed sjw


Nuggets is an illuminati member confirmed!!1111 :o:o:o Oh and an SJW, those damn SJW whippersnappers ruining everything as usual! 


photo-4193.gif?_r=1501417550 Team Azula (with an avatar I can't resize sorry gang): Why can't they get married? They are humans too. I'm a Christian and I support LGBT rights. 


"Wake me up when I care" is a surprisingly accurate quote to how I feel about this topic right now.


7MJPmjX.png?1 Jibbix: (replying to YellowShadow's expert smarty dictionary post) like I said

if you don't want someone to get married based on their life choice, that's dislike. Sorry.


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: (replying to YellowShadow's "damn sjws" postThere's nothing wrong with supporting social justice.  Only bigots think otherwise.


Now, a certain SBC mod is about to enter the ring.


WvJKeeF.png?1 Ohio Blackie (aka Freddy boi):  I can see this topic going anywhere but up.

I don't see the fuckin' problem with gay marriage. I don't see why it would go against your "Christian beliefs", whatever those are. Did you also know that disapproving of gay marriage also counts as homophobia? If gays want to be happy, let them be happy. Saying you're not homophobic yet disagreeing with gay marriage at the same time is just very hypocritical. Yes, you can say "It's my opinion. Deal with it." all you want, but it's still a very bigoted and homophobic opinion. Nothing else.


7MJPmjX.png?1 Jibbix: (replying to YellowShadow's "damn sjws" post) Confirmed moron. 

God this place is trash. (SBM IS TRASH)


ILUHwxq.jpg?1 Puppycat: (replying to The DS Guy's og post, who still existsDoing drugs or getting drunk can actually cause harm in a person's life. Being gay cannot. What is there not to approve of?


slljiwW.jpg?1E.V.I.L: (replying to YellowShadowYou're free to have your opinion, but make sure it's yours please. You spent the entire time saying you are against gay marriage, so you can't say Hunter's views on it as a whole are yours if he's for gay marriage.


NJQqVAi.jpg?1 BrickSponge2015: (replying to YellowShadow's "damn sjws" postEwwwwwwww.
I love how people just resort to buzzwords when they can't continue their argument (Buzz words? Funny story, I keep hearing an obnoxious buzz sound when the term "SJW" is said, maybe I should get that checked out)
...though I'm absolutely awful at debates so I should probably stay out of this 


Wise choice. If only some other knuckleheads had followed that same mantra.


EFYnBUB.png?1 Greek Chorushold on this conversation is so juicy i gotta draw up my own reaction image


I wish I could also draw up a reaction image to this topic, but alas, the narrator is ass at art. Moving on, and hey where is The DS Guy? ...Other than liking YellowShadow's posts. Nobody nose, but his scholarly reply is still coming...


slljiwW.jpg?1E.V.I.L(replying to YellowShadow's "damn sjws" post) Terms like sjw, nazi, liberal, racist, whatever are thrown around like candy tbh. What does being an SJW even mean at this point? 


*applauds* You tell em Omair my boy. Now, get ready folks. A certain Canadian user is about to enter this debate. Yup, it's none other than...


1Sqxe2t.png?1SOF: (replying to YellowShadow's "damn sjws" post) dude, not funny... (nods)


Big boy SOF ain't having this shit, folks. Don't fuck with my boy. SOF isn't the only Canadian getting in on this action though, but we'll save that for later. Now, at long last, our star The DS Guy makes his triumphant return, after doing who the hell knows what other than liking most of YellowShadow's posts!


hDL2DtN.jpg The DS Guy: (replying to Puppycat) Yes, it can.  You can gets HIV.  (Hear that folks? You CAN GETS HIV. I can gets much amusements out of broken engrish)

(replying to YellowShadow's "not tryin' to bomb a bunch of gays or somethin'" post from Part 1)

And yet that's what Islamic terrorists do. (oh boy) Just last year, a Muslim shot about 100 gay people at a nightclub.  And yet Islam is the religion of peace.  


Wow, now we're bringing HIV (which I probably have) AND Islam into this, folks! It's amazing how many sharks this topic can jump. Let's see what other things get shamelessly thrown into this next. Maybe we could insert some product placement next, because this miniseries could use it! *grins awkwardly and winks* 




hehe "fucking"


pI7tmyE.png?1 Deceased Spongetron: ...So does having sex between a man and woman. What's your point?


hDL2DtN.jpg The DS Guy: (replying to CakeCup from Part 1) I did not attack any people and I was respectful with what I said.  I did not break the rules, (he did NAWT) so you cannot ban me.  If you do, I will fight it.  


The DS Guy is finally fighting back against the liberal propaganda machine. If anyone tries to ban him, he is going to raise his fists and fight back. Talk about true bravery in the face of stacked odds. What a true American hero. I enjoy the character development at this particular moment, I feel it made his biding time really pay off.


ILUHwxq.jpg?1 Puppycat: (replying to you know which post) Yes, but you can get HIV from straight sex as well without the proper protection.


ejVKXru.png?1 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: Yeah you didn't attack anyone aside from the millions of people in the LGBT community.  that's all.  but other than that you were 100% respectful. 


Meanwhile, somewhere on the SpongeBob Community Xat, a certain music reviewing Canadian hailing from the SBC village gets wind of the shitstorm going on. They laugh, they cry, and they login. They ponder if they should even reply to this at all. But they must. A hero is needed in the topic. They have to join and do what is right. For justice. 


JMbMQPA.jpg?1 Wumbo: why are we giving people a platform to spew hatred

why is this in the "serious discussion" forum (are you serious enough to enter the Salty Spitoon?)

why is explicitly stating bigoted, outrageous views like "gay people give you AIDS" acceptable discussion in this place

this is why I don't come here


Damn son, Wumbo just dropped some real talk. I don't think there's any other better way to end this part than Wumbo's debut in the story. Things aren't looking too good right now in this topic, and the staff is nowhere in sight! The DS Guy and YellowShadow are not giving up so easily, and once again, DS Guy will fight back if he gets banned. But don't worry, there is still a light in the distance that turns this thread from being complete shit to hilarious comedy gold. Starting in part 3 onward, let's say Mr. Wumbo, along with several others, begin to master the art of...shitposting. Stay tuned...

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