One Hundred Facts About Patrick.

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21. Don't argue with me, listboy

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22. He had a nose

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23. He lost it in a tragic accident.

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24. He loves Snail Bites

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25. He thought Squidward was an ice cream cone.

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26. He uses barnacle chips in a non-explained way

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27. He likes the poor boy with the bwoken widdle weg.

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28. He loves Krabby Patties 

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29. He prefers SpongeBob to Mr. Krabs as evidenced by "That's No Lady"

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30. He stalks Squidward in "Restraining SpongeBob"

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31. He can be persuaded easily (most of the time).

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32. He hates being called Tubby

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33. He knows the phrase "Pats for Patrick!!!"

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34. He doesn't do anything at home

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35. He hates technology.

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36. He is pink.

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37. His eyelids are purple.

38. He has a head. That ends in a point. Pointy pointy pointy. Pointy pointy point.

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39. He is pointy.

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40. He is star-shaped.

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41. He loves Fried Oyster Skins.