One Hundred Facts About Patrick.

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I'll start: 

1. Patrick is stupid.

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2. He loves jellyfishing

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3. He has a sister named Sam.

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4. He knows Wumbo.

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5. He is Wumbo.

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6. He knew why SpongeBob's belt was wrong- it was set for "M"

for "Mini"

when it should've been set for "W" for "Wumbo"

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7. He is older than SpongeBob.

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8. Patrick likes how Squidward has claustrophobia. He thinks it's funny.

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9. Patrick is not an only child.

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10. Patricia is NOT a girl... "SHE" IS PATRICK

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11. SpongeBob is Patrick's best friend.

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12. Or is he? Chances are, Patrick's belly is Patrick's best friend, considering episodes like The Donut Of Shame and the fact that he treats it like a real person.

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13. Patrick is a terrible pet owner.

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14. Gary has all reason to be afraid of Patrick but... he's NOT 0_0

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15. Patrick is related to Gary.

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16. SpongeBob is related to Gary through ownership so Patrick is related to SpongeBob. This is why I am glad Spatrick isn't a thing.

Edited November 25, 2016 by DiabolicalGenius2016

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17. Patrick has one tooth.

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18. Patrick is married to a pole.

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19. The last fact is ludicrous

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20. No, it's true!