Elastic Dawg Posted June 25, 2011 Posted June 25, 2011 Episode 9 Squidward Downloads A Clarinet One day, Squidward downloaded a clarinet and began playing it. It sounded good. Too good. And then, it began to hurt his ears! SQUIDWARD: IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO MERZBOW! SHUT IT OFF! Then, Spongebob and Patrick came in. PATRICK: Who you callin' pinhead? SPONGEBOB:...what? PATRICK: I gotta use the bathroom. Save Squidward. SPONGEBOB: OK! And with that, the clarinet was killed and transferred to a jpg so it couldn't kill no one.
Elastic Dawg Posted June 25, 2011 Posted June 25, 2011 You will now. Episode 10: The Case of the Missing Hens One day, Squidward logged on to his computer and found chickens there. SQUIDWARD: OH NO, MY SECRET'S OUT! Suddenly, Mr. Krabs came in. MR. KRABS: Ar ye ready to rock, Squidward? SQUIDWARD: Yes, Mr. Krabs. Indeed. Suddenly, Patrick and Spongebob came in. SPONGEBOB: NOT SO FAST! PATRICK: I'll have uhhh...uh... As Patrick though, he was attacked crotch first by Mr. Krabs and his crab gun. MR. KRABS: Don't wanna get the crabs now do ya, boy? PATRICK: FINLAND! SPONGEBOB: Chicken tastes good. Spongebob was eating the chicken and so was Patrick. MR. KRABS: I'LL GETCHA NEXT TIME, YA BARNACLE BASTARDS! SQUIDWARD: I'm going to practice my clarinet.
Dill Clyntin Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 On 9/26/2010 at 11:36 AM, WumboJack Horseman said: This thread makes babies cry. I'm a 19 year old and this thread makes me cry. 1
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