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Episode 9

Squidward Downloads A Clarinet

One day, Squidward downloaded a clarinet and began playing it. It sounded good. Too good. And then, it began to hurt his ears!

SQUIDWARD: IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO MERZBOW! SHUT IT OFF!

Then, Spongebob and Patrick came in.

PATRICK: Who you callin' pinhead?

SPONGEBOB:...what?

PATRICK: I gotta use the bathroom. Save Squidward.

SPONGEBOB: OK!

And with that, the clarinet was killed and transferred to a jpg so it couldn't kill no one.

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You will now.

Episode 10: The Case of the Missing Hens

One day, Squidward logged on to his computer and found chickens there.

SQUIDWARD: OH NO, MY SECRET'S OUT!

Suddenly, Mr. Krabs came in.

MR. KRABS: Ar ye ready to rock, Squidward?

SQUIDWARD: Yes, Mr. Krabs. Indeed.

Suddenly, Patrick and Spongebob came in.

SPONGEBOB: NOT SO FAST!

PATRICK: I'll have uhhh...uh...

As Patrick though, he was attacked crotch first by Mr. Krabs and his crab gun.

MR. KRABS: Don't wanna get the crabs now do ya, boy?

PATRICK: FINLAND!

SPONGEBOB: Chicken tastes good.

Spongebob was eating the chicken and so was Patrick.

MR. KRABS: I'LL GETCHA NEXT TIME, YA BARNACLE BASTARDS!

SQUIDWARD: I'm going to practice my clarinet.

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