4EverGreen Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 If anybody thought my last few episodes were good, they'll think this one is REALLY great! It's probably the best episode I've presented yet! :!: It's that good! / "Sink or Surf" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers had to go ghost hunting, searching for 2 real ghosts among 9 fakes. Stimpy caught the real Box Ghost out of sheer luck, and Otto caught the real Ember out of sheer skill and cunning! Not only that, but Otto even made Angelica agree to go on a date with him, much to Angelica's utter hatred and disgust for him. Even though Angelica wanted off the island REALLY badly, Otto told the other campers to vote Suzie Carmichael off instead, convincing them that she would be a threat to them against their chances of winning. Otto might have gotten what he wanted in getting to date Angelica, but is he going to regret ever getting it if Angelica has anything to say about it? Find out today on Total Cartoon Island!" / In the early sun-lit hours of the morning, Reggie Rocket is practicing her surfing moves in the waters around the island. Rocko, who is interested in anything that Reggie does, decides to go down to the shore to take a closer look. As Reggie is jumping and flipping with her surfboard, Rocko calls out and says: "Do you mind if I throw a shrimp on the Barbie and take a spin on the lake myself?" Reggie says: "Not at all, Rocko!" Rocko says: "If you say so, my Sheila! But I must tell you that I'm quite the dingo rustler of waves down in Australia!" Reggie says: "I'm not worried; I'm always looking for some competition." Rocko says: "All right then! Here I come!" And Rocko grabs his home-made surf-board and jumps on the unusually bumpy surface of the lake which is actually getting some wave action! As Rocko gets his bearings, he asks: "Reggie, do you think the lake is experiencing unusually rough conditions today?" Reggie says: "I wouldn't know. I do most of my surfing near Ocean Shores, California." Rocko says: "Well, it's just that lakes usually don't get the circular current needed to whip up waves, surf, or swells! So I guess what I want to know is, why is the lake acting so differently today?" Sniz walks on the beach, takes out a mega-phone and says: "I'm glad you asked; my marsupial wallaby. The action the lake is seeing is all part of what the camper's challenge is going to be today! I was going to tell every camper to get some practice in, but I see you're already ahead of the curb on that one!" Rocko shouts: "Naturally! Australia is a day ahead of most of the western hemisphere of Earth!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you need to come ashore to hear the rules of this new challenge!" In her cabin, Angelica is looking with anger at the great love Rocko and Reggie are sharing with each other. Norbert says: "Isn't it just great how Rocko and Reggie have formed such a perfect partnership? It reminds me of the bond that I share with Treeflower. Her beauty is unmatched anywhere by anyone, and I speak the truth from my own personal viewpoint." Patty says: "I know what you mean. I keep thinking about Dylan--I mean, Doug and the bond he shares with me!" Angelica snaps and angrily says: "Love bonds?! How DARE you talk to me about such a thing?! You know what good love has done for me?! Bupkis! That jerk of a skater boy named Otto Rocket forced me to go on the first and WORST date of my LIFE! All he ever does is TALK!!!! If I wanted to go on a date with a boy, I'd go on a date with my own cousin!" Stimpy says: "Angelica, don't you think you're over-reacting a bit? I think you should learn how to relax." Angelica yells: "Relax?! I've never been more relaxed in all my life! If I were any MORE relaxed, I'd be DEAD!!!!" Sandy says: "For crying out loud, would you SHUT UP already?! All you've ever done the entire time you've been here is whine, moan, and complain about how you hate both the island and Otto Rocket. So, unless you're ready to start being active instead of re-active, I suggest going on the Internet and complaining!" Angelica says: "Oh, so you WANT me to be active? Don't worry, I can be plenty active! And you're going to see what can happen when I AM active!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I have several goals in life I want to accomplish, and falling in love on this Island is by FAR NOT ONE OF THEM!!!! Otto thinks he's so clever in getting a date with me, but he's going to be sorry he ever WENT on a date with me! I've got a doctorate in humiliation and revenge! I think it's high time I show Otto what happens when someone tries to mess with me, and I think I'll start by hitting Otto where it hurts the most! Since nothing I've said and/or done to Otto directly seems to bother him, I think I'll attempt the more sneaky approach, and go for his sister Reggie instead! I'll eliminate Reggie Rocket and frame Otto for doing it! It will make Otto seem like the villain, and it will get Otto to stop trying to hang out with me! Watch out Otto, because today, winning for me is inevitable! You can say good-bye to the complaining, non-active, bossy Angelica, and hello to the aggressive, take-no-prisoners, I mean business Angelica!" (End confessional) Sniz has all the campers gathered on the beach, either dressed in swim-wear or in Spongebob's, Norbert's, and Rocko's case, just their natural selves. Sniz says: "Campers, here's the challenge you're going to be facing today. You're going to face off in a surfing challenge!" Otto says: "Sports and surf! Now you're talking my language!" Sniz continues: "Here's how it works. First, you will either produce or make a surf-board of your own, and you can build it and trick your board out anyway you see fit. The boards will be judged on functionality and overall coolness design. Second, you will all race on the lake in a circle course of 5 miles, avoiding various obstacles and accomplishing a few goals. #1, you must follow the route marked by the lake buoys. #2, you must ring the bell at every mile check-point to verify that you've been there. #3, you each have different colored flags that you must keep with you at all times. And of course, you must not let your surfboard break. Anyone who crosses the finish line accomplishing all these goals will automatically be saved from elimination. There are only two possible methods for elimination; failure to accomplish 1 of the 4 goals, or coming in last in the surfing race. Whichever one happens to a camper first, is the camper who will get the boot; so this is an automatic elimination competition! This is more than a race, this is a challenge made possible thanks to the magic of Jorgen Von Strangle, who has stirred up some fairy power to make the conditions of the lake to feel more like an ocean, and give you campers a significantly harder challenge than you would've had otherwise! So, I wish you the best of luck, you're going to need it!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I haven't spent much time surfing, but when I do go surfing, I try to have fun because I know I'm not an expert when it comes to handling surfboards. I really don't care if I come in 1st, I just want to make it past the 5 miles and make a decent showing. My goal is to win this game show fair and square; because that's the way a TRUE camper wins things!" / Spongebob says: "I'm on home territory in the sport of surfing. I've spent most of my life in the ocean, and have experienced every type of surfing condition known to sea critters! I think I'm going to dominate this challenge!" / Norbert says: "I'm quite the beach master myself. Daggett is TERRIBLE at surfing and other ocean sports, but I have a really easy time with it! Not only do I do well with inland water sports challenges, I also excel at ocean water sports challenges as well!" / Sandy says: "I ain't never seen a wave too big or too ornery for me to master! When I ride Tsunamis, they tremble with fear when I get on them, because they know there's nothing they can do to get rid of me! Once I start surfing, I can't be stopped by anything that is within my path! I'm strong, rough, and Texas tough, and any water that tries to get the better of me, is going to be sorry it ever tried!" (End confessional) Angelica whispers to Patty and says: "Miss Mayonnaise, we need to have a talk!" Patty says: "Sure, Angora, what do you want to talk about?" Angelica yells: "Why you STUPID LITTLE--!!"--then quickly realizes her grievous error, and Angelica calmly says: "--I mean, my sweet Patty Mayonnaise, I require your help in winning this challenge, because Alliance members help Alliance members out in challenges, right?" Patty says: "Sure, I guess so." Angelica says: "Perfect! I want you to spy on the surfboard designs that Reggie Rocket is making, copy them, and bring them back to me so that I can modify them and perfect them for my OWN surfboard! Then, using Otto's tools, you're going to use some plans that I've drawn up to 'modify' Reggie's surf-board for the surfing challenge." Patty says: "You want me to help you in helping out one of your rivals?" Angelica gets a devious look and says: "Why wouldn't I want to help Reggie out? The challenge wouldn't be interesting otherwise. And I certainly like my challenges to be interesting, don't you Patty?" Patty says: "Of course." Angelica says: "Then hop to it! Those designs aren't going to spy on themselves, and I don't have all day to make my surfboard!" (Confessional) Patty says: "Lately, it seems that all Angelica can think about is the relationships that other campers have and the effect those relationships they have on her. For instance, in the past week or so, Angelica has been speaking nonsense about how couples are the worst thing to appear on game-shows since lifelines. Personally, I think she's joking around because NOBODY would intentionally try to break loving couples up, especially during a game show! Besides, I'm not naive enough to think that Angelica would try to do something like that! She's always known better in every other challenge that we've been in!" / Angelica says: "Patty is SO trusting! If I weren't using her, she could practically be my cousin! She has no idea that my designs for Reggie Rocket's board are intentionally full of flaws! My plan is that the surfboard I design for Reggie will break apart during the race! And when she doesn't finish, she will automatically get eliminated! And Otto's tools will get Otto framed for it! Wouldn't Patty be surprised if she had the idea that I could be so devious?!" / Patty says: "Okay, maybe I am a LITTLE naive, but Angelica has always been trustworthy to me before...that I KNOW of!" / Angelica says: "I wouldn't trust Patty as far as I can throw her, and that's not far at all! There are two kinds of people in this world. Leaders like me, and sheep. And Patty is a major sheep, BAAA!!!! Still, she's still useful to me, so I'll keep her for now. And when she ceases to be useful, I'll dump her. All that matters is immunity. Invincibility is everything!" (End confessional) Patty is watching through binoculars on what Reggie is making with Rocko. A walkie-talkie on her hip begins to buzz. Angelica's voice talks through it and says: "Princess One to Empty Head, Princess One to Empty Head, do you copy?" Patty says: "I copy, but why is my codename Empty Head again?" Angelica says: "Because my codename is Princess One! How are your studies of Reggie's designs coming along?" Patty says: "Her design is good, REALLY good! I don't see how you could improve on her perfection!" Angelica says: "You just worry about making your own surfboard, and leave Reggie's re-designed surf-board to me." Patty says:" Roger, Angelica; over and out." / Sandy is polishing up her surfboard, and Spongebob says: "Wow, Sandy. You've really out-done yourself in out-doing yourself!" Sandy says: "Thank you, Spongebob! I call it the Texas Titan! It's got the latest state of the art technological advances! Titanium sails, jet propellers, oars, paddles, fans, GPS navigational system, and a fully loaded DVD system on a 44 inch plasma Digital TV that receives 900 channels!" Spongebob says: "Sandy, you're incredible!" Sandy says: "I know, everyone says that." Spongebob says: "Well, does everyone say they love you? Because I do." Sandy stops examining her surfboard details and says: "You do what, now?" Spongebob says: "I love you, Sandy. I've always loved you. I've pined for you ever since the day I met you. I may act like a goof sometimes, but I want you to know that I always did it in good fun, and thought that maybe you might like to join in my antics once in a while for yourself." Sandy says: "Spongebob, you're really cute. But I think that you and I both know that you haven't, aren't, and won't ever be ready to have a serious relationship! You don't have the slightest concept about the way the world works, and you can't take anything that anybody says at face value. You don't know how to be an adult man." Spongebob says: "But Sandy--!" Sandy interrupts and says: "I work hard, you goof off. You take everything for granted, and I know everything comprehensibly possible by a Squirrel with a 192 IQ. What can you do for me that I can't do myself? You're not bright enough to know how to be an adult, and I'm far too smart to think that you ever could be. You're out of your league if you think you stand a chance to be with me." (Confessional) Spongebob slightly cries and says: "What I don't understand is, how Sandy can be so smart and yet so neglectful at the same time? I have feelings just like she does, and I'm not stupid! I'm not! I go to Boating School, I work at the Krusty Krab, I've stopped Plankton's plots too many times to count, and I help Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy save the day on a semi-regular basis! And I know how to take care of a pet snail, blow bubbles, and catch jellyfish! I can do so much stuff! And that's stuff that Sandy Cheeks never does! If she's so smart, she'd do fun stuff with me, and not just blow it off without even trying it! Well, I'd rather be happy and not be that intelligent then to be that smart and not even care when someone hurts the feelings of the one they love! Why can't Sandy be happy with me the way I am? I just want to be respected and loved for the way I am, not the way others would want me to be!" (End confessional) After Spongebob's confession ends, Patty goes up to Angelica Pickles to share what was seen of Reggie Rocket's board. Angelica says: "What's the verdict, Patty?" Patty says: "Her board will be built to last in functionality, relative coolness, and overall aerodynamic design. We can't improve upon it." Angelica says: "Who said we were going to improve upon it?! We're going to sabotage it!" Patty says: "Sabotaging?! But that's like, cheating!" Angelica says: "DUH!!!! It's only cheating if you get CAUGHT! Besides, you want to go to the Final Three, don't you?! You want to get a share of $150,000 don't you?" Patty says: "Yes, but--." Angelica interrupts: "Then use Otto's tools and make the modifications I have outlined to make Reggie's board unstable. And above all, be discreet! I DON'T want anybody to see what you're doing!" (Confessional) Patty says: "Angelica really seems to be going overboard with her whole wanting to win thing. I know I said that I would be loyal to her alliance. But lately, I'm just not sure. What kind of a person would ask her best friend to sabotage a fellow contestant's surfboard? Why can't Angelica just let me race on my own? I'd rather win or lose fair and square than win based on a lie." / Angelica says: "A quitter never cheats, and a cheater never quits! I NEVER quit, and I never LOSE! I'm going to employ every dirty trick in the book in order to win this game, and as long as I'm sabotaging Reggie's board, I'm going to mess with Sandy's board so that when she tries to use the motor on that board, it will explode and send her into the water where she'll tread in the lake for hours! I'm going to take this game by the horns and wrestle it to the ground! My mother told me that there's only one way for a girl to get ahead in the world! To take what I can, WHEN I can, and let nobody stand in my way! And if Otto tries to stand in my way, or if Patty tries to develop a backbone, I will make them the OBJECT of my vengeance, and make them suffer like they've never suffered before! That's not just a promise, that's a guarantee!" (End confessional) Rocko goes up to inspect Reggie's board. Rocko says: "Your design is absolutely top notch! Have you been making surfboards for long?" Reggie says: "A full decade to be precise. It's funny, but surfing is almost like second nature to me. My dad always told me that I seem more at home on the ocean than I do walking on land. I'm really graceful handling the waves. But sometimes, I can be a real klutz on land." Rocko says: "I don't think you're a klutz. You might be a little uncoordinated at times, but that doesn't make me love you any less." Reggie says: "You mean to tell me that you don't mind if I accidentally trip or fall down every other day?" Rocko says: "I'm saying that I want to be there to help you back up. You're a good girl who obeys the rules, plays fair and square, and you always seem to have a cheerful disposition. It's those qualities that have attracted me to you. What qualities attract you to me?" Reggie says: "Well, you're honest, kind-hearted, you always know how to be yourself, and you always express your opinions in a sincere, respectful way." Rocko says: "That's amazing! We both like each other for our inner qualities rather than how the other looks on the outside!" Reggie says: "Looks aren't everything. Take my brother, Otto for instance. He might seem like a lean, mean, shredding machine. But back at Ocean Shores, he's a pretty decent guy. We might be a little competitive, but that's just how we were raised. Dad encourages us to be good sports, and to perform any sport we play in at 110%." Rocko says: "Well, for as long as I've known you here, you certainly have enough moves and skills to go far in this challenge. I look forward to racing with you today." Lil runs up to them and says: "Hey you two! Want to check out MY cool surfboard?!" Reggie says: "Lil, you really don't have to show us your--." Lil says: "Come on! Take a look at it! I want your honest opinion!" Rocko says: "Why don't we check her surfboard out? I mean, our surfboards aren't going to go anywhere." Reggie says: "And besides, if we get a look at her surfboard, we'll know how good we have to perform if we want to beat her!" So Rocko and Reggie get up to inspect Lil's board. Patty comes out of hiding and goes up to work on Reggie's board. Patty says: "They're gone! I guess it's now or never. Still, I really wish I didn't have to do this. It seems so wrong. Oh, Reggie; I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me, but Angelica told me that I needed to do this to prove my friendship to her." And Patty, wearing black leather gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints, begins using Otto's tools to make adjustments to Reggie's board that will make it structurally unsound. (Confessional) Angelica says: "Nothing says instant immunity like the sound of me winning the challenge and Otto getting blamed for Reggie's elimination! Plus, messing with super-perfectionist Sandy Cheeks by turning her from a cocky, gloating, glory hog, into a screaming, whiny, pathetic wet squirrel will only be a bonus for me! It's a good thing I learned that despite Sandy's entire life of living in the ocean, she actually can't swim! This is my day of glory!" (End confessional) Finally, the building of all the boards is completed, and it is time to have them judged. Sniz says: "It's time to award points for coolness! Reggie, your Catalina Cruiser is bright, light in design, and will most certainly prove to be a great racer!" Reggie says: "Naturally. I've spent several summers helping my dad work the Surf Shack. I know a thing or 2,000 about surfboards!" Sniz says: "And Patty, you certainly made an interesting choice with the Patty Paddle. I never would've thought to design a surfboard around a hamburger." Patty says: "It fits my character. I mean, mayonnaise goes into sandwiches, but I've never seen sandwiches go into the ocean. I think Patty's have more potential then they're given credit for." Sniz says: "And Spongebob, what do you call YOUR design?" Spongebob says: "The Spongebob Square board!" Sniz says: "Well, I get the name. But using a square piece of wood and simply coloring it yellow? That's the best you could do? No offense, but that's really lame." Spongebob sighs and says: "No offense taken, I guess." Sniz says: "And Lil, your surfboard is positively wild!" Lil says: "Well, nothing says wild like a Gothic inspired number featuring gargoyles, demons, imps, and fire on my Devil Dancer 6000!" Sniz says: "And Rocko, I didn't know you were a fan of outer space travel. But you've really surprised me with your space ship design." Rocko says: "Mate, it's not a space ship, it's a rocket. This is my Rocko Rocket 4000 to be precise. A number inspired by my one true love, Reggie Rocket." Sniz says: "Well, that's a boring story. Sweet, but boring. And Norbert, what is your Beaver creation called?" Norbert says: "The DAM Torpedo 3000! It combines my knowledge of building dams with the speed of a torpedo!" Sniz says: "Now that's a surfboard that's actually creative!" Otto says: "And what exactly is MY board?! Chopped liver?!" Sniz says: "Of course not. Your Hawk shaped design is both impressive and inventive!" Otto says: "Isn't it? The Mach Hawk, dedicated to my idol Tony Hawk, was built to fly on the water faster then any other board and take names!" Sniz says: "So what other names is it taking? Ha, ha; ha! Just kidding Otto! And Angelica, what is your little motorized number called?" Angelica says: "The Pink Princess Sweet 16. My TOTALLY 'original' design is pretty, functional, intelligent, beautiful, and it weighs only two ounces!" Norbert says: "Like her brain!" Angelica says: "Zip it, Beaverette!" Sniz says: "And Sandy, I think you've made a surfboard to end ALL surfboards!" Sandy says: "Nothing is too big or too impressive for me to build! My Texas Titan is going to kick butt! Don't mess with the squirrel!" Sniz says: "I wouldn't dream of it. And Stimpy, I'm surprised you made a board for this competition. I thought cats hated the water." Stimpy says: "That's a common misconception. There are actually some cats that live to catch their food IN the water, they get wet all the time, and they're actually some pretty good cat swimmers. And I know it might not be much, but I did build the Red Cat all by myself. Just the basics, a good old-fashioned design built with a lot of skill, patience and practice." Sniz says: "And who can argue with the end results? You did a good job going retro. Well, it looks like pretty much everybody has made a cool-looking surfboard. But coolness means nothing if it doesn't race very well! The second part of the challenge will begin immediately!" (Confessional) Reggie says: "I just want to say that I've practically got this race in the bag! I've won Ocean Shores Junior Surfing Race Competition every year for the past 10 years, and I've never lost a single surfing challenge that I've entered yet! There might be a 1st time for everything, but today is a day that I don't plan on losing!" / Norbert says: "Daggett, if you're watching this, I just want to say that I'm totally going to OWN this challenge! And Treeflower, if YOU'RE watching this, I just want to say that I'm racing to the best of my abilities, to win for you." / Otto says: "Building is in my blood, and racing is too. I have never met a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard around that I couldn't improve upon or build better, or make it look better than it was before! And not only do I make those boards cooler, I also make them faster! These lake waves are going to get TOTALLY shredded!" / Stimpy says: "It would be great if I could win. Sure, I only have 10% chance of winning right now, but I certainly do my best with the odds I have right now. Even so, I won't be a poor sport if I lose. All of the other campers are good sports and deserve to win the money as much as I do; except for Angelica, because she's mean!" (End confessional) Sniz says: "All campers in the water! It's time to get this surfing race started!" Everybody grabs their board and gets behind the starting line. Sniz says: "On your mark, get set--! (Blows air horn) GO!!!!" And everybody begins to ferociously paddle their way out into the lake in order to catch their first wave, while the "Rocket Power" theme song plays in the background. Otto moves ahead of Reggie and says: "My surfboard is obviously faster, sister! Give up, while you still have a chance!" Reggie says: "Not on your life, Otto! I think you know better than that! A quitter never rocket's, and a Rocket never quits!" Otto says: "Suit yourself! But it will be a cold day in the deserts of our home state of California before you beat me!" Reggie says: "Guess you haven't been checking out the Weather Channel, because that day is TODAY!" Sandy says: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Sandy turns on her motor, but weird noises start to occur. Norbert says: "Sandy, what's going on?!" Sandy says: "My surfboard! It's malfunctioning! (BOOM!!!!) AHHH!!!! (SPLASH!!!!) HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP!" Angelica pushes her button on her surfboard and says: "So long, suckers!" And she zooms WAY ahead into the lead. Stimpy says: "Otto! What are we going to do?!" Spongebob says: "I'll tell you what I'M going to do! Sandy! Hold on! I'll save you!" And Spongebob jumps off his surfboard and swims toward Sandy with all of his might. Spongebob says: "Just keep your head above the water Sandy! I'm going to rescue you!" Sandy says: "The current's too strong! It's pulling me--!" But her head disappears below the water! Spongebob says: "Sandy, wait!" And Spongebob dives in after Sandy, swimming like he's never had to swim before! Finally, Spongebob grabs Sandy's arm and pulls her back up to his surfboard. Spongebob gasps and says: "Sandy, its okay. You're safe now." Sandy coughs and says: "Spongebob! You just, saved my life?!" Spongebob says: "Yes, I guess." Sandy says: "Even after I said that you were stupid, irresponsible, and would never be emotionally ready for an adult relationship? Why would you help me?" Spongebob says: "Because deep down, you would've done the same for me. There was a time when I didn't know how to swim either. But Larry helped me become a professional at dog-paddling, and now I know how to do all kinds of swimming moves. Besides, I couldn't let you drown, Sandy. I care too much about you." Sandy says: "Do you care enough to love me even after I made this bad mistake? I can't believe you could do something so responsible! I really underestimated you!" Spongebob says: "It's all right Sandy. The truth is, you've helped protect my life more often than once. If anything, I still owe you." Sandy says: "Well, I'm willing to take you back, and begin a serious relationship with you. That is, if you still WANT me to take you back." Spongebob says: "Sandy, I thought you'd never ask!" And Spongebob impulsively kisses Sandy on the lips, and she falls instantly in love. Sandy says: "I've never been kissed by a man with that much romance before. We truly DO belong together!" Spongebob says: "I'm just glad you're okay. I know I can be odd, but I am ready to have a serious relationship. I can be the man you deserve, and I can face whatever danger we have to face." Sandy says: "Spongebob, as far as I'm concerned, I wouldn't have it any other way." Stimpy says: "But what about your board? The motor is shot!" Sandy says: "I don't need the motor! I included sails on my surfboard in case the machine did malfunction!" Otto says: "Malfunction?! More like sabotaged! I'll bet you anything Angelica had something to do with that! And now she's got a HUGE lead! Angelica, you've proven to me that you're just as devious and underhanded just as you are pretty! I like your methods! You know how to play a good game, and that makes me only more determined to prove myself to you!" Stimpy says: "Come on! It's not over yet! We still have a challenge to finish! If Angelica wants a race, we'll give her one! And we'll make it the race of her life!" And everybody else resumes paddling and gets back to surfing on a fast wave to try to get closer to Angelica, in the hopes of preventing her from winning. Angelica is gaining a healthy lead and is gloating to herself with glee. Angelica says: "Having this much fun at someone else's expense is SO bad, it should be illegal! But it's not, so I don't care!" As the other contestant's race to catch up with her, Rocko notices something. Rocko says: "It looks like the wind is picking up a bit. At this rate, we're going to be seeing great conditions for some wave riding!" Norbert says: "I am DOWN with that! Beavers and water are like two best friends, and water has and would NEVER hurt a beaver!" Sandy says: "Spongebob, do you remember the surfing training that Johnny Kahuna Laguna gave you?" Spongebob says: "I sure do! Just keep breathing, stay focused, and my surfing will be downright spectacular!" Sandy says: "Then let's put this race away, honey!" And Spongebob giggles and blushes! (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Sandy called me her honey! She really DOES love me now! If mom and dad aren't watching this now, then they might NEVER believe that I've fallen in love with a girl! In fact, I think that even if Squidward IS seeing this, he STILL wouldn't believe it! I'll probably move in with Sandy someday, so that Squidward can finally get the peace and quiet he needs if he ever wants to become a successful clarinet player." (End Confessional) Sniz and Fondue are watching the race from the shore. Fondue asks: "Sniz, how is everybody doing?" Sniz says: "Angelica is going around the first loop and she's still in the lead. But with the wind at their backs, the other campers are beginning to catch up fast!" Angelica goes halfway around the loop and says: "I can see my future now! When people look in the dictionary and find the word GENIUS, my picture will be right next to that word!" Then she sees the other campers starting to enter the loop and she screams: "HEY! You can't do that! THAT'S CHEATING!!!!" Sandy says: "You should talk, you spoiled little mommy's girl!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "If those other campers think that I can be beaten in this challenge, I'm just going to say that I can't be beaten! I've taken great pains to ensure that fact, and I've set up a few little booby traps on this course to guarantee that a few campers are going to suffer some unfortunate 'accidents' if you know what I mean!" (End Confessional) Angelica takes out a remote control and pushes an orange button! A bunch of sea mines float up to the surface, to explode at the slightest touch of a surfboard! Stimpy says: "Holy Yaksmas, how are we ever going to get through that?!" Otto says: "Just follow my lead! Nobody, not even Angelica Pickles, cheats Otto Rocket out of a victory!" And with Otto leading the way, Otto maneuvers his board in such a way, he makes the sea mines explode all around him without getting caught in the blast himself, and makes a wide enough path clear of mines that the other campers can get through without much of a sweat. Reggie says: "You've still got some fancy moves in the water, bro! Otto says: "It's just like riding a bike, Rockets move fast and always hit their marks!" Angelica knows that the mine fields will slow the other campers down, but she wants to double her chances of winning so she decides to come up with another sneaky plan. When Angelica comes to a fork in the pond, the sign pointing to the left says: "Total Cartoon Surf Course this way." And the sign pointing to the right says: "Danger! Construction Work on Dam Building at 1 PM today! Dynamite Explosives in this Area, Keep Out! Have a Nice Day!" So Angelica shifts the directions of the signs so that they're each pointing the other way, and Angelica goes down the correct path of the course. The other surfers, unaware of Angelica's trick, head down the wrong fork and find themselves in rapid water! Then the water becomes eerily calm. Rocko says: "This doesn't seem right. It's quiet, much too quiet." Stimpy says: "There's a sign up ahead that says, Dynamite Dam Work 100 Yards Ahead!" Patty says: "But I thought the work was being done on the OPPOSITE fork!" Otto says: "It must be another one of Angelica's tricks! We've got to turn around!" Sandy says: "We can't turn around! The rapids we passed are too strong for our surfboards to go up-stream, and the wind is like a gale, and is just pushing us forward all the time!" Reggie says: "Well what time is it?!" Stimpy says: "It's almost--!" And at that moment, dynamite explodes all around them, creating waves that threaten to swallow any un-careful contestants into the deepness of the freshwater lake. Amazingly, all of the campers manage to get through the explosives, and safely come back to the main fork of the pond, but Angelica is still far ahead in the lead! Angelica continues to gloat to herself: "My sneaky ways have got my victory in the bag! I've got beauty, brains, charms, and looks! Nothing can stop me!" Then she hears the other campers coming up close behind her, and realizes that the race STILL isn't over yet, and the finish line is just in sight! Rocko says: "Angelica is within range! We'll be able to over-take her soon!" Reggie says: "Let's show Angelica that cheaters NEVER--!" But Reggie never finishes her thought because at that point, her surfboard breaks due to Patty's earlier sabotage and Reggie falls in the water! Rocko says: "Reggie! Please come up!" Reggie comes back to the surface! Rocko says: "Reggie, are you all right?" Reggie says: "I'm relatively fine." Sandy says: "Are you hurt in any way?" Reggie says: "Just my pride is hurt." Norbert says: "We can't just stop right now. We've got to finish the race." Reggie says: "My board is broken! You'll have to go on without me! My race is done!" Rocko says: "Not on my watch! A good Australian never leaves a fair Sheila behind! Get on my board, and we'll give it everything we've got!" Reggie says: "Rocko, you're the best boyfriend I've ever had! Technically, you're the only boyfriend I've ever had, but who's counting?" And Reggie climbs onto Rocko's board, and all of the other campers make a last mad dash for the finish line. Sniz says: "It's coming right down to the wire, Fondue! All the campers appear to have good chances, but it's STILL anybody's race! It looks like it's going to be--!" (Photo snaps, air horn blares!) Sniz says: "A photo finish! And this picture will tell us who the lucky winner is! And it seems like the champion of the surfers is going to be--NO! That's impossible!" Fondue says: "What is it?" Sniz says: "The picture is showing us that Angelica Pickles crossed the finish line first!" Angelica says: "Yes! In your faces, losers! And because Reggie's surfboard broke, that means she's automatically eliminated!" Otto says: "I object to that happening! You raced through that whole challenge using cheating, sabotaging, and illegal mine littering! You don't deserve to win!" Angelica says: "Otto, I'm surprised at you. I thought you loved me and would do anything to have me." Otto says: "The only thing stronger than my sense of love is my sense of justice!" Angelica says: "If your sense of justice is so strong, then please tell me who else would've used YOUR tools to sabotage Reggie's surfboard?!" Everyone else says: "WHAT?!" Otto says: "Come on! Do you really believe that I'm capable of sabotaging my own sister's surfboard?!" Sandy says: "That's for a jury to decide, you backhanded saboteur!" Otto says: "I didn't sabotage ANYBODY'S surfboard! Honestly, you've GOT to believe me!" Rocko says: "We believe you, Otto. Right, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Well, yes, no--I don't really like confrontations!" Norbert says: "Where is your honor, you dirt bag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to stay!" Lil says: "Its all clear to me now! You couldn't handle Reggie making circles around your surfboard! You didn't want to face the fact that Reggie had become a better surfer than you, so you get rid of her! Well what if I become a better SKATEBOARDER than you?! Are you going to sabotage me, to?!" Sandy says: "I don't think we should give him a chance!" Norbert says: "Grab him!" Lil says: "I've got his arms!" Sandy says: "I'm grabbing his legs!" Stimpy says: "Will you folks please stop it?!" Norbert says: "I'm tackling him!" And as Sandy, Norbert, and Lil wrestle Otto to the ground, Otto says: "Get off of me! I can explain everything!" Sniz yells: "STOP!!!! Enough of this foolish behavior! Get up, right now!" And everyone obeys Sniz's orders. Sniz says: "Solving this problem with violence won't take care of anything. Now, I know I said this challenge would be an automatic elimination, but under the circumstances, I think we should let our contestants should decide who gets eliminated. That's a fair way for our jury to decide whether the verdict is guilty, or innocent of the crime." (Confessional) Angelica says: "My plan worked! Three major campers think that Otto Rocket is to blame for Reggie's unfortunate 'accident,' and now they're going to think of Otto as a cheater! That should prove to Otto once and for all that I am NOT a prize to be won!" / Otto says: "I don't care what anybody else says! All that matters to me is that I know that I didn't do it!" (End Confessional, scene shifts to the bonfire) Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes. There are 10 campers facing judgment, but only 9 marshmallows. One of you campers is about to leave and can not return, EVER! The marshmallows go to Angelica, Stimpy, Sandy, Spongebob, Rocko, Norbert, Lil, and Patty. Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening. (Reggie looks sadly at Rocko, Otto looks angrily at Sniz.) Otto." (Everyone gasps) Sniz says: "Okay, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked, and I knew the answer!" Rocko says: "I'm sorry, Reggie. I honestly thought that you would be safe. But I couldn't vote off Otto Rocket, not without any concrete evidence that he was the culprit responsible." Reggie says: "That's okay. I couldn't vote him off, either. I know my brother. My brother may be a lot of things, but a cheater has never really been one of them!" Otto says: "But I still don't understand why I'm safe and why my sister has to leave!" Angelica says: "It's very simple, Otto. I want you to feel the pain that I feel! I feel pain having to be around you all the time, so I want you to feel the pain of knowing that there are at least three campers here who will NEVER trust you again!" Otto says: "So that's your game plan is it? You want me to feel guilty and bad about a crime I didn't commit? Well, it's not going to work! I don't care who trusts me and who doesn't! I know the truth, and even if no one else believes it, that doesn't change any facts about what happened today! My conscience is still clear, and I have nothing to be ashamed about!" Angelica says: "You may sound confidant now, but you WILL learn to respect me and keep your distance away from me! One way or another, I must break you!" Otto says: "You can try, Ivan Drago, but a Rocket can NEVER be broken!" Reggie says: "That's right, Otto. Rocko, remember me fondly and do your best to kick Angelica's butt!" Rocko says: "I certainly will my fair Sheila; how about one last kiss for the road?" Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko. At least I know that I have one thing to look forward to when this contest is over, and that's being with you again!" And Reggie and Rocko hug each other and share a passionate kiss! Reggie then grabs her bags and heads towards the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers. Reggie says: "Farewell, fellow campers! Remember me fondly, and always reach for the stars!" And the Boat sails out of sight. (Confessional) Patty says: "I feel very weird about helping Angelica cheat Reggie Rocket off the island. I can't help but feel partially responsible for her elimination. This kind of feeling is like feeling guilt, and I don't like it that Angelica is making me feel guilt! I'm starting to think that Angelica isn't such a good friend after all!" (End Confessional) Episode Notes: Angelica Pickles wins the contest and immunity, Reggie Rocket is eliminated. Spongebob and Sandy officially become boyfriend and girlfriend with this episode. For the interest of space and time, while some obstacles were mentioned by Sniz, they were glossed over in order to focus on the contestants issues themselves in this episode. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted September 8, 2010 Author Share Posted September 8, 2010 Forgive me for multi-posting, but my show must go on. So without any further delay, here is my next episode of "Total Cartoon Island." / "Funplex Fury Fever!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers had to face off against each other in a surfing challenge that challenged their mental prowess as well as their physical prowess. Spongebob proved to Sandy that he was ready for a serious relationship with her when he saved her from drowning, while Angelica proved to be a totally mean and rude backstabbing girl. Angelica forced Patty Mayonnaise to help her sabotage Reggie Rocket's surfboard and make it look like Otto did it. When Angelica crossed the finish line first and successfully made some of the campers think that Otto sabotaged his own sister, it seemed like Otto would pay the price for falling in love with Angelica Pickles. But through an amazing stroke of luck, enough campers didn't believe that Otto was guilty of the crime he was convicted of and voted off Reggie Rocket for coming in last in the surfing challenge. Who will be the next camper to walk the Dock of Shame? Will Otto ever forgive Angelica for framing him for sabotage? And will Angelica manage to cheat her way to victory yet again? Find out the answers to these questions and more, on Total Cartoon Island!" / It's a lazy sunny morning in the girl's cabin, it's very quiet except for the occasional snacking done by Sandy and Lil Deville, trying to NOT concentrate on the latest scheme Angelica is trying to sell to Patty Mayonnaise. Angelica says: "Patty, I keep telling you, I need to know right now what's wrong with you! Ever since Reggie Rocket got voted off, you've had the personality of a wet mop!" Patty says: "Don't start THIS with me again!" Angelica says: "Fine! That's it! I mean, Eureka, for sure! I guess I'm just about finished with YOU then, right?!" Patty grabs a grape soda and says: "FINISH THIS!" And Patty throws her open soda can and most of the liquid is splashed into Angelica's face, though some of it spills onto Lil. Patty says: "To you from me, Patty Mayonnaise! Sorry, Lil!" And Patty walks out of the cabin angrily. Angelica shouts: "PATTY! You better get back here; we need to talk RIGHT NOW!" (Confessional) Angelica is busy washing herself off and says: "I HATE IT when my lackeys get all uppity! No matter how long you search for naive help, someone ALWAYS has to try to think for themselves! I mean; does Patty Mayonnaise she can get to the Final 3 without MY help?! I MADE her! And I can un-make her and break her SO easily, it won't even be funny! And that will serve as a reminder to Lil that she shouldn't cross me EITHER, or she will suffer the same fate, more or less!" / Lil says: "I honestly can't say I blame Patty for doing what she did to Angelica, because Angelica has just been acting more and more like a psycho all the time. I mean, I was thinking of doing the same thing Patty did before she did that, but that's okay. I'll think of something else to do to Angelica to prove that she can't boss others around! Besides, I have plans of my own, and they involve me and Stimpy going to the Final Two together, where either one of us will win the game fair and square, because that's the only way to play a game!" / Otto says: "I can't believe how much of a devil Angelica is! Stimpy found out EXACTLY what happened during the day of the surfing challenge! He inquired Patty Mayonnaise about the incident! Thankfully, Patty had a guilty conscience and admitted that it was all Angelica's idea to frame me in the hopes that it would humiliate me so much to be wrongfully convicted of a crime, that I would then suddenly stop pursuing her! The only thing is, I'm still going to pursue her, but for a different reason! Angelica has proven to me that she wants to face off against me in a competition! If it's a fight Angelica wants, then it's a fight I'm going to give her! And when we meet on the battlefields again, it will be on MY turf playing by MY rules! And I NEVER lose when I get to play with MY rules! It might be unfair for her, but she has it coming! All is fair in love and war, and while I still love her, Angelica has shown that she REALLY wants to play war with me now!" / Stimpy says: "Ren and Lil have shown me that there are two kinds of people in this world, good people, and bad people. I'm a good person...or cat anyways, Lil is a good person, and Otto is a good person, no matter what Sandy Cheeks might think, but she's a good squirrel as well. The only girl I know of so far who is NOT a good person is Angelica Pickles! She's as mean as a snake, and has about the same attractive quality as one to, which for me is none! It's obvious to me that Angelica relies on her scheming, manipulative, controlling ways to deceive others and make her way past the challenges in this show! I think that in the end, it will be Angelica's bottomless pit of mean that will be her undoing and will lead to her ultimate downfall! My mother told me that mean people NEVER truly win anything in life, and Angelica is definitely a mean girl!" (End Confessional) In the boy's cabin, Spongebob is serving up Norbert and Stimpy some Breakfast Krabby Patties. Spongebob asks: "Stimpy, where's Rocko?" Stimpy says: "Rocko can't help himself. He's been crying so much ever since Reggie Rocket left the island." Norbert says: "You can't really blame him. I was pretty sad myself when Treeflower was lost to me." (Confessional) Rocko sings: "Reggie, come back! Any kind of fool can see! There's something and everything about you! There's something about you girl, that makes me sweat! I'm sending you love, and good thoughts to wherever it is the Boat of Losers takes you!" (End Confessional) Rocko walks out of the Confessional and Otto begins to walk beside him. Otto says: "Rocko, don't beat yourself over Reggie's departure. I miss her as much as you do, but we still have a game to play. We can't let our emotions get in the way of trying to beat Angelica." Norbert walks out of the cabin and says: "You should TALK! You barely shed a tear when Reggie left!" Otto says: "Believe me, I was crying on the inside!" Spongebob walks out and says: "Look Otto, I know sympathy and empathy aren't really your things, but don't you think you could show Rocko a little emotional support?" Otto asks: "You want me to hug him or something?" Stimpy runs out and says: "That's a GREAT idea! Everybody, get in a big group hug! Group hug!" And Stimpy gathers all the boys together for a big bear hug! Norbert says: "These group hugs always help me feel great!" Stimpy lets go and Spongebob asks: "Rocko, do you feel better now?" Rocko says: "A bit. I know she's gone, but I think I can manage better now." Sniz announces over the loud-speakers: "Attention, campers! You have a surprise waiting for you on the other side of the island! Be there in exactly 30 minutes or less!" Stimpy says: "What do you think we have to do this time?" Norbert says: "Whatever the challenge is, I hope it will be a fun challenge!" Otto then adds: "It's got to be more fun than the last challenge was!" / When the remaining campers get to the other side of the island, they are surprised when they see a giant drape covering the front of a VERY large building! Sniz says: "Campers, what awaits for you will be your latest and greatest challenge!" Lil says: "Cool! What is it?" Sniz says: "Under this drape, is the coolest building this side of Lake Superior and all of your dreams are about to become a reality!" Angelica says: "And what would YOU know about MY dreams?!" Fondue says: "I can imagine a LOT, you spoiled--!" Sniz interrupts: "Easy on her, brother. We'll save the insults for the blooper reel episode. In the meantime, what we're about to unveil will be a great sensation that will dazzle your eyes, make you drool with anticipation, and will make your armpits sweat with sheer surprise!" Angelica says: "Good thing I put on 3 layers of deodorant today!" Sniz says: "Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you--(they pull off the drape and reveal glittering emerald eyesight)--Sniz and Fondue's Funplex Galleria Mall!" Patty says: "I can't believe it! Our OWN private MALL where we can actually SHOP and SPEND and EAT and do how many other things that are FUN?! That's so amazing I could--Eeeee!!!!" Lil says: "Eeeee!!!!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Eeeee. Congratulations, you're both valley girls. Remind me to find you both a place to rent in Beverly Hills." Patty says: "Just think, Lil! With the right set of make-up tools, we could wind up on the cover of People Magazine!" Lil says: "That would be so cool!" Sniz says: "Patty, you have actually guessed the theme for this challenge correctly. For today's challenge, all you have to do is SHOP until you DROP!" Rocko says: "That doesn't sound like a problem. I've had experience doing that back in my home town of O-Town!" Sniz says: "You will each be given a credit card pre-paid for and approved by Fondue. All you have to do is buy as much as you can as fast as you can. There are only two rules. One, you can't exceed or max out your credit card during this challenge or you will be disqualified. Two, the last camper to exit the mall without over-taxing their credit limit will be automatically eliminated. That means no bonfire ceremony. Do not pass go, do not collect a marshmallow. You are all allowed to buy things that any normal 16 year old can legally buy. You have 3 hours from Noon to 3 P.M. to shop as much as you want in the mall. And do be careful, there are other people in there shopping as well; so PLEASE try not to start a riot in there!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I couldn't have asked for a better challenge than this! I am practically the QUEEN of shopping to my heart's content! Mommy and daddy always let me have as much money as I want! I could easily over-spend my credit card's limit and get disqualified in this challenge, but why take that risk when I can get someone to do most of the shopping for me?" (End Confessional) Angelica says: "Patty Mayonnaise, I don't run away from my mistakes, and I think it's time I told you one of mine." Patty says: "What do you want to say to me?" Angelica lies and says: "It was wrong of me to tell you to sabotage another camper in a challenge. You should have been given the opportunity to play against Reggie Rocket fair and square, and I didn't let you have that chance. But today, things are going to be different. Today, you are free to get ANYTHING you want! You can get as much as you want! Whatever you desire is yours! Consider it my special make-up gift to you for being such a good friend to me!" Patty says: "Are you serious?! You're not going to be mad at me?! Am I really your best friend?!" Angelica says: "Of COURSE, Patty. I guarantee it. Would I LIE?" And Angelica, with subtlety, crosses her fingers behind her back, intending to break her promise as soon as she sees fit. Patty says: "Angelica, I'm sorry I thought you were being insincere." Angelica uncrosses her fingers and says: "No problem. It's all water under the bridge now." (Confessional) Angelica says: "Everybody has a price that they'll pay for loyalty. All I got to do is offer Patty whatever she wants, and then I won't give it to her!" / Patty says: "I think Angelica appreciates me for my craftiness and strategically thinking. She knows I'm her BFF and she really likes how I help her out in tough challenge! I mean, if you can't trust your BFF, who CAN you trust? And I'm talking of course about my Best Female Friend, Angelica! She never presses her advantage, and doesn't treat me like some naive toy she can push around. I'm a REAL friend!" / Angelica says: "Who cares about friends?! I just care about winning all that money! Once Patty stops being a useful minion for my purposes, then she is going to be gone out of this camp faster than lame-o losers Roger Plotz or Reggie Rocket, I can pretty much guarantee THAT!" (End Confessional) / Sniz says: "Campers, grab a shopping cart and get your motors running!" And the 9 campers all pull out a Funplex Shopping Cart, eager to start shopping! Fondue says: "On your mark, get set--! (BANG!) Go!" (A blackened Cosmo in duck form falls down from the sky) Sniz says: "Fondue, you just provoked another set of angry e-mails again!" / The campers quickly and thoroughly get into the thick of their shopping challenge, while The B-52's hit song "Funplex" plays in the background. The B-52's sing: "I'm a pleasure seeker shopping for a new distraction. I'm a pleasure seeker looking for some Platinum action. I'm a pleasure seeker moving to the music. I'm a pleasure seeker looking for the real thing. Candelabra's and a Wonder bra, Dress Barn Runway; a real draw! Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill! I'm at the mall on a diet pill. Oh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. Oh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. The Taco Tiki Hut is where we're all going to meet underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine. Oh honey, is it all about the money? Hey, lady! What? What lady? That lady? No! Private Property, hippie be quiet! Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot. Faster, faster, I just can't get enough! Whatever will I do with this stuff?! I'm your daytime waitress at the Taco Tiki Hut. I'm your daytime waitress, here's your stupid 7-Up. You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator. You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing. Ooh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. Ooh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. You know this fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher! No will power and my wallet's on fire! Panic at the Funplex, panic at the Funplex. Ooh, you broke my heart; ooh, you broke my heart; panic at the Funplex! Faster, faster; thrill, thrill! Too much to do, it's time for a pill. Ooh, you broke my heart; panic at the Funplex!" / Sniz says: "I have never seen ANYTHING like the action going on in THIS challenge, Fondue!" Fondue says: "You've said it! With only 30 minutes left, Norbert, Lil, Rocko, Spongebob, and Sandy have all exceeded their credit limits and have all been disqualified!" Sniz says: "Now there are only 4 campers left! Who will make it outside before time is up?!" Angelica has only shopped for a few things, trying to keep her cart low on purpose so she doesn't max out her credit limit. Angelica is looking for Patty Mayonnaise to see what she has, and it doesn't take too long for Angelica to find her. Patty Mayonnaise is at the CD store, buying the latest remixed version of The Beets Greatest Hits Album. Patty says: "Angelica, this has been the GREATEST shopping experience of my life!" Angelica says: "It's been mine to!" Patty says: "Why do you say that? You haven't bought much." Angelica lies and says: "That's because you're only allowed to buy specific things!" Patty says: "We are?" Angelica continues lying and says: "Yes! And if you bought an item that's not on Sniz's list, you're going to be disqualified!" Patty says: "I don't want to be disqualified! Thank goodness you told me!" Angelica says: "You better give me your cart so I can check to see if there's anything that shouldn't be there." Patty says: "And I'll hold on to yours." Angelica says: "Good girl!" Angelica looks down in the cart, then looks up at Patty; then looks down, then up; then down and up again, then Angelica runs like mad with Patty's cart to the exit! Patty says: "Angelica, where are you going with MY cart?!" Angelica says: "It's the rule of the mall! Unattended shopping carts can be taken by anyone who finds it!" Patty says: "But that's not fair!" Angelica says: "Fair's are for babies and toddlers! I've got a challenge to win!" Patty grabs Angelica's cart and races after her! Patty shouts: "Most of that stuff was going to be MINE! I bought it with MY credit card!" Angelica taunts and says: "You want it?! Then TRY and take it!" Patty shouts out: "Stimpy! Otto!" Both of them run out of the Extreme Sports DVD store and they ask: "What's the problem?!" Patty says: "Angelica's stealing MY cart with the items I bought! Stop her!" Stimpy and Otto says: "With pleasure!" Stimpy runs after Angelica with furious zeal, but Angelica tears off a banana, eats it, and throws it on the ground, causing Stimpy to spin out and crash! Otto continues to chase after her, determined to NOT let Angelica beat him again! But Angelica unleashes another dirty scheme when she opens up a bag of ice and dumps it on the ground behind her! Otto can't help but slip and fall to the ground! Patty continues to chase Angelica closer to the exit! Sniz says: "There are only 5 minutes left on the clock! Who's going to make it out of the mall?!" Angelica sees Patty Mayonnaise closing up the gap between them. So Angelica decides to open up a couple of balloons within the cart, and as the pressurized gas is released, it propels Angelica out of the front door well ahead of Patty Mayonnaise, who comes out second only mere seconds later, and as soon as she does, Sniz blows an air horn to end the challenge. Sniz says: "And that's a wrap! Angelica once again wins immunity for the 2nd challenge in a row!" Patty says: "Angelica, I really don't like that you took my shopping cart without asking, but at least we both made it outside. Isn't that great?! We're completely safe!" Sniz says: "That's not entirely true. Angelica IS safe because she got out of the mall with all of her items in a cart first, but Stimpy and Otto crashed their carts so they couldn't get them outside, and everyone else overspent their credit cards, which technically means that you, Patty Mayonnaise, happens to be the last contestant to get outside of the mall with her items. So tonight, the Dock of Shame awaits Patty Mayonnaise." Patty says: "Okay, I'm SO confused right now!" Angelica says: "It means that I can't save you unless I give up my invincibility to you. But I can't do that, it's too risky. You understand, don't you?" Patty says: "But I WON. I even got most of your shopping done for you!" Angelica lies and says: "I have no idea what you're talking about! Just leave the island with your dignity intact. It will make you seem cuter when this thing airs on TV." Patty says: "But we were going to the Final 3 together." Angelica says: "I guess we're not." And every other camper makes it outside of the mall. Patty says: "Aren't you the least bit sad? I mean, we're BFF's." Angelica says: "Yeah, for the CONTEST! It's not like we were EVER going to be BFF's for life!" Everyone else gasps simultaneously! (Confessional) Patty says: "I can't believe she SAID that!" (End confessional) Patty says: "I can't believe you just SAID that! I mean, we pinky swore that promise! (Seriously) Do you mean to tell me that I've been helping you all this time and you DIDN'T even LIKE me?!" Angelica says: "Truthfully, no. (All the other campers give her a look) What?! This is a GAME SHOW, people! I'm playing to win! I didn't come here to make friends; I came here to become a celebrity!" Otto says: "That's cold, Angelica!" Angelica says: "You should talk! All you do is scare the snot out of other people and fall in love with girls who have no love interest in you whatsoever!" Otto says: "At least I'm straight and honest with people!" Angelica says: "Whatever! I have invincibility! No one can TOUCH me!" Sandy adds: "This week!" Patty says: "Angelica, you really ARE mean! And all that stuff the other campers say about you is TRUE! Like how you're a two-faced, backstabbing, greedy, lying, selfish, heartless, no-good, mean, bossy, bully of a girl! I always told them they were wrong! I stood UP for you! I did that because I honestly thought we were BFF's! But they were right! You are NOTHING but a two-faced, backstabbing, greedy, lying, selfish, heartless, no-good, mean, bossy, bully of a girl! And you know WHAT?! I don't WANT to be friends with you anymore! I'd rather spend a whole day staring at Stimpy's butt than be friends for one more minute with you! And one more thing, those shoes are tacky!" Angelica screams: "GO JUMP IN THE LAKE!!!!" Sandy says: "Now THAT'S telling HER off!" (Confessional) Patty says: "I have no idea what came over me. Oh wait, yes I do! Angelica is a total, two-faced, backstabbing--!" (End Confessional) In the evening, Patty has her bags and is saying goodbye to the remaining campers. Patty says: "Thank you for all your support, Lois and Nero." Lil says: "You're welcome, Patty. If it makes you feel any better, I would've kept you on." Patty says: "Thank you, that means a lot to me. I'll see all of you guys at the finale! Stimpy, I think I'm going to miss you the most of all!" Stimpy says: "That's so sweet! I'm going to miss you to!" Patty says: "And good luck, Angelica! I hope you get EVERYTHING your karma owes you! Okay, Fondue. I'm ready!" And with that, Patty boards the Boat of Losers and sails into the sunset. / Episode Notes: Patty Mayonnaise dissolves her friendship with Angelica and is eliminated in this episode. / Stay tuned for the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island," which will mark the official return of my best original character created for a "Spongebob Squarepants" spin-off ever, the dreaded General Barracuda voiced by Mr. T! 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4EverGreen Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 Hopefully, 4th time's the charm for at least ONE response from someone besides myself, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Unexpected Enemy Encounter!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 9 remaining campers had to go on a shopping spree and buy to their hearts content. There were several big losers, and one big winner. Angelica surprised everyone not only by winning immunity for the 2nd time in a row, but for stealing Patty Mayonnaise's cart and revealing to her that Angelica had just used Patty as a tool in order to avoid elimination and make it past challenges. But Patty wasn't about to take Angelica's lies laying down, and told Angelica off in a way that nobody had ever really done before! Once Patty got to say what she wanted to say, she could finally walk down to the Dock of Shame and into the Boat of Losers. And everybody said goodbye to Patty Mayonnaise and her luxury luggage. Who will be voted off in this episode? Who will win invincibility? Who will renew MY contract for season 2?! The answers to these questions are coming up on Total Cartoon Island!" The 8 remaining campers are watching a movie being played by an old-fashioned film projector, and the film is the 1982 flick, "Poltergeist!" Heather Rourke says: "They're here." Norbert says: "Don't do it! Don't go in there!" Rocko screams: "AHHH!!!!" Norbert says: "Darn it, girl! I told your dumb butt to not go in there!" Lil says: "Lil likes scary movies, with all of the creepy occurrences such as chairs stacking themselves in weird ways, ghostly arms coming out of the attic, and strange voices coming out of TV, this movie is the absolute best!" Stimpy says: "Whatever makes Lil happy; makes Stimpy happy!" Spongebob says: "This film has got NOTHING on Casper as far as realistic animated ghosts go though." Sandy says: "Give them a break, Spongebob. Computers weren't as sophisticated back then, and every technological breakthrough has to start happening from somewhere." Angelica says: "Having to watch this film is a gigantic WASTE of my life!" Otto says: "What life? All you do is plot and scheme on how to make it through the few challenges left between here and the Final 3." Angelica says: "What makes YOU think that you're even going to GET to the Final 3?" Otto says: "I've got the moves, I've got the talent, I've got the determination, and I've got the stamina, which is 3 more things that I've got that you don't!" Eventually, the movie finishes and powers down. Lil says: "That was totally AWESOME! The house got sucked into itself and imploded into the air! That was the coolest part!" Stimpy says: "That's why you never, EVER build over a Native-American burial ground! It can only lead to trouble!" Angelica says: "Speaking of trouble, has anyone seen Sniz and Fondue? I would've thought they'd give us our next challenge by now." Rocko says: "Maybe we should go look for them, they can't be far." But unknown to the campers, Sniz and Fondue are putting a bunch of bags into the Boat of Losers in a hurry! Fondue says: "Faster, Sniz! They might pounce on us at any time!" Sniz says: "I'm hurrying, brother! I know that time is of the essence!" And Sniz finishes loading the last backpack bag into the Boat! Sniz boards the boat with Fondue and says: "I'm finished, man! Let's get moving and go, Go, go, GO!!!!" And the campers approach the Dock, seeing Sniz and Fondue zoom off away from the island! Stimpy says: "WAIT! You forgot one backpack!" Sandy says: "That's a little disturbing." Otto says: "I'll say. Did you get a look at the faces on Sniz and Fondue? They looked positively spooked!" Lil says: "Lil wonders what could be so scary that it would cause Sniz and Fondue to just leave like that?" Rocko opens the backpack and says: "Maybe this newspaper article has the answer! It says: People in the Lake Superior Region are advised to be on the lookout. The Ghost of the Flying Dutchman and General Barracuda have been sighted in the area and are causing untold kinds of crimes of pillaging and looting in towns along the coast of the lake. Please take extreme caution and get out of the area as soon as you can!" Spongebob gasps and says: "General Barracuda?!!! That's impossible! It's got to be someone else! He CAN'T still be alive!" Sandy says: "That maniacal villain has surprised us before, but whether or not it IS General Barracuda, we must be careful! That man is a psychopath and won't rest until he gets what he wants. General Barracuda is still sore that Mr. Krabs beat him on the field of battle during their Navy days, and he has vowed revenge on Mr. Krabs and anyone who is close to him!" Stimpy says: "Are you telling us that we're in mortal DANGER from an original fan character created by 4EverGreen that hasn't been seen in 24 long months?!" Otto says: "Wait a minute. How do YOU know that 4EverGreen is the one who came up with General Barracuda?" Stimpy says: "Uh...Internet?!" Rocko says: "Makes sense to me." Lil says: "Yep! Sure does!" Norbert says: "Doesn't need any more explanation than that!" Angelica says: "Come on! You're all being played! There's no way that a character that has been dead for 2 years can just come back to life! This is a prank and we're all being punked! And if Ashton Kutcher's not doing it, then it's someone else who's married to a woman who's twice as old as he is!" Norbert reaches into the backpack and says: "I don't think so! If we're being played, there's no WAY Sniz would leave his hair gel behind!" Rocko screams: "This can't be happening!" Otto says: "Let me get this straight! Sniz and Fondue have left us for dead and now we're stranded on this island while those 2 evil psychopaths are on the loose?!" Angelica says: "You can't let these guys psyche you out. This is obviously part of some elaborate challenge they set up! A scary movie followed by a hasty retreat and strategically left props?! That is SO flimsy!" Stimpy says: "Well Stimpy still doesn't like it! What kind of challenge makes you feel scared and as though you're being watched?!" Angelica says: "That's why we signed onto this REALITY show! We're ALWAYS being watched!" / Angelica is actually right on the money, as Sniz is watching a bunch of TV monitors from a large cabin in the woods. Sniz says: "Angelica, you are correct in more ways than you know! You ARE being watched! And tonight, the 8 campers will be in for the scare of their lives as they will be hunted by no one but the best! Jorgen Von Strangle as our resident Flying Dutchman impersonator! This is going to be fun!" / Sandy says: "Look, it doesn't matter if this is a challenge or if this is for real! We need to have a game plan!" Angelica says: "You LOSERS may need to have a game plan! But I NEED to have a facial!" Sandy says: "Excuse me! Don't you ever watch horror movies?! Rule #1, you NEVER go off alone!" Angelica says: "I might actually listen to you if we were IN a horror movie, but we're not, so I won't! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a shower!" Lil says: "And the rude, mean, bossy, chick girl seals her fate! KERR-LECH!" Stimpy says: "Wow! Lil is really good at sound effects!" Lil says: "Thanks Stimpy, Lil knows this! Does Stimpy want to go for a walk with Lil? It's a good night out for it!" Stimpy says: "Stimpy sees no reason NOT to!" Lil says: "Perfect! This will be SO much fun!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Does anyone remember how I once said my brother and I were friends with ghosts? I just want to clarify one thing; we're buddies with FRIENDLY ghosts, not EVIL ghosts! And the Flying Dutchman is an evil ghost! I'm actually pretty terrified!" / Rocko says: "One time, my buddy Heffer once said he was haunted by ghosts. They called themselves the 7 Udders of Justice, and they tricked Heffer into accepting a job as a security cop where he got haunted by twin beaver ghosts, a soda jerk ghost named Lloyd, and a bunch of evil gangster ghosts! Heffer was so frightened; he tore off his cop security uniform and ran through O-Town naked! He had to spend 6 weeks completely nude in jail for both breaking his dad's car and being out of uniform while on the clock. Ironically enough, soon after that, he decided to become a legal nudist so that he wouldn't have to wear clothes. It's funny how I didn't realize the benefits of NOT wearing clothes much sooner, because I feel great! Strangely enough, I feel safer from the threats of the Flying Dutchman being naked than I would clothed. I wonder if that's normal for be to be feeling that?" / Spongebob says: "The Flying Dutchman IS a little scary. But once you know how to handle him, he's really not that dangerous. I've had more than a few tussles with him, and I've already seen the bulk of the tricks he can perform! I think I can ace this challenge!" / Otto says: "I feel pretty confidant about my chances. Any SANE person knows that ghosts don't ACTUALLY exist!" / Sandy says: "With the exception of an Alaskan Bull Worm, I ain't never met ANYTHING dead or alive that I couldn't handle! I'll face off against the Flying Dutchman and if General Barracuda comes my way, I'll take care of him to!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Lil are walking together in a forest section of the island. Stimpy says: "And that's how Stimpy won the hot dog contest. Stimpy ate 200 hot dogs. Well, 198 actually. The judges wouldn't count the last 2 that squirted back out of Stimpy's nose!" Lil says: "Lil finds Stimpy to be funny! Lil likes funny guys!" Stimpy says: "That's cool! By the way, what is Lil doing?" Lil says: "Lil is just walking in the woods!" Stimpy says: "The woods...why does that feel wrong?" / The other campers, minus Angelica, are sitting around a campfire. Sandy says: "Okay! There are several rules to remember if we're going to make it through this night! Rule #1, NEVER go off alone! Rule #2, if you DO go off on your own, then NEVER go off into the woods! Rule #3, if you DO go off into the woods, than never, Ever, EVER make out in the woods or you will DIE in the woods! Where are Stimpy and Lil?!" Otto says: "Breaking rules 1-3." / Lil is on Stimpy's back, patting her hands on Stimpy's head as if it were a drum. Stimpy says: "Does this feel wrong to Lil at all?" Lil says: "No, Lil likes the sound that Stimpy's head makes. It's pretty nice and hollow. Besides, it keeps Lil's mind off of the Flying Dutchman and the evil General Barracuda!" Stimpy says: "THAT'S why this feels wrong! Stimpy remembers from a movie he once watched, that a deranged psycho killer with a bloody chainsaw and a hook attacked the couple in the woods that were making out!" Lil says: But there's no psycho killer; only a ghost and a general. And WE'RE not making out!" Stimpy says: "Oh, yeah!" Lil says: "You want to make out?" Stimpy gasps with delight and says: "YES!!!!" And they quickly jump behind a bush and start kissing on each other, when unknown to them, there's someone looking in the darkness and wielding a chainsaw! As the noise is heard, Stimpy realizes the danger he and Lil are both in! Stimpy says: "It's a good thing Stimpy doesn't wear pants, or Stimpy's pants would be down right now!" Lil and Stimpy both say: "RUN!!!!" / Stimpy and Lil are both running for their lives and Stimpy says: "Stimpy wants to know why the ground is so much flatter and longer going back the way we came than from the way we got to where we were?!" Lil says: "Lil knows it's a thing movie producers do! They always extend the running sequences!" Stimpy says: "Why do they do that?" Lil says: "It gives them time to film a good wipe-out!" And as soon as she says that, Stimpy trips over a rock and begins to fall down a cliff! Stimpy yells as he begins to crash not only into ledges on the cliff, but into some stuff that shouldn't even BE there! Stimpy falls onto a cactus, a goat, a fire hydrant, a porcupine, a campfire, a dynamite box that explodes, and finally onto flat ground! Lil says: "Hold on, Stimpy! Lil is coming!" And Lil dives down the cliff, falling onto the same things Stimpy fell on. The cactus, the goat, the fire hydrant, the porcupine, the campfire, and the dynamite box which somehow explodes AGAIN, and onto Stimpy! Lil says: "That was fun!" Than Jorgen Von Strangle in the Flying Dutchman's guise, looms over the two campers! Stimpy says: "Stimpy's too young to die! Here, take Lil!" And Stimpy shoves Lil towards Jorgen! But Stimpy doesn't run very far until he hears Lil scream: "AHHH!!!!" Stimpy becomes consumed with guilt and says: "Stimpy can't let it end that way! Stimpy's coming back!" And Stimpy rushes back to Lil's side, and gives Jorgen Von Strangle a flying kick in the gut which stuns him to the ground! Lil says: "Wow! Stimpy came back to save Lil's life! Lil likes it a LOT!" But as Jorgen quickly gets up again, Stimpy says: "Stimpy's afraid his sacrifice was all for naught, and we're STILL going to die!" Lil says: "Which Lil finds very weird! Lil always thought it would end on Mount Rainier during a volcanic explosion!" / Jorgen takes no heed of Stimpy and Lil's kicking and screaming, as he dumps them into Sniz's cabin! Stimpy says: "What are you going to do with us?" Sniz comes out of hiding and says: "He isn't going to do ANYTHING to you!" Jorgen becomes normal again and says: "Remember me?!" Lil says: "No way! The big, fairy muscle guy scared us?! Do you mean to tell us that this really WAS just a prank?!" Sniz says: "Well, YES and NO. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie and then survive an actual one. Unfortunately, you are now both caught and eliminated. But you both get to stay here for the rest of the challenge and watch the panicked reactions of the other campers!" Stimpy says: "That's a relief! If it had been the ACTUAL Flying Dutchman or General Barracuda, Stimpy and Lil would've been dead for real!" Sniz says: "By the way, I got to give you props for going back to try to rescue Lil! That was a really gutsy move!" Lil says: "And Lil will remember that forever with love and devotion!" Stimpy says: "Does Lil want to finish making out?" Lil says: "Sure, why not?!" And they go into the cabin bedroom, beginning to kiss on each other yet again! Sniz says: "It's too bad they couldn't wait a while, I could've told them to go get a room together! But you can't make every joke you want to! Jorgen, resume your disguise and continue your pursuit of the campers!" / Sandy takes out a piece of paper on a large clipboard which features drawings of the 8 remaining campers. Sandy takes a black pen, and X's over Stimpy and Lil. Sandy says: "Well, we can pretty much guarantee that happy cat and crazy girl are out of the challenge!" Norbert says: "We're not even an hour into the challenge and we're already a smaller group of campers by 25%! I need to go use the restroom before I have an accident!" Spongebob says: "But you should take someone with you, in case the Flying Dutchman shows up. He's not just going to be a walk in the park." Rocko says: "Don't worry, Norbert. This Wallaby has got your back. If any villain shows up, I'll give it a couple of kicks and punches from down under and send it back to where it came from!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "It's a good thing that I have built up such a good reputation with the other campers. In a potentially deadly situation like this, I could use all the help I can get in this challenge! The more friends I have, the better chance there is that I'll make it to the Final 3! And Treeflower, I promise that it won't be much longer before we can begin to make both of our dreams come true!" (End Confessional) Outside of the restrooms/ showers, Norbert says: "Rocko, you've GOT to promise me that no matter WHAT happens; you will NOT leave this spot until I come back! Not if you HEAR a villain, not if you FEEL a villain, not if you SEE a villain, not even if you're ATTACKED by a villain!" Rocko says: "An Australian doesn't abandon a friend in need! I've got you covered!" And Norbert nervously goes inside. Sniz, watching from his remote location says: "It's time to cue the ice cream truck music!" Sniz pushes a button, and from an unknown location, happy, tinny music begins to play! Rocko says: "I didn't know there was an ice cream man on this island! I know that I shouldn't find out where it's coming from, but I'm kind of hungry! But Norbert will be fine! I'll only be gone for a minute if even that!" And Rocko runs off, unaware of the danger Norbert is in. / As Norbert finishes his business in the bathroom, he tells himself: "You're a big, brave beaver, you're a big, brave beaver; you're a big brave beaver! Just wash your hands, and get back to the campfire!" But as he covers his hands with soap and rinses them under the faucet water, he hears a strange buzzing noise coming from across the room! Norbert gulps and says: "I just KNOW I'm going to regret finding out what THIS noise is!" And Norbert peeks around and finds the most horrifying sight of his life! Angelica is wearing the UGLIEST green face mask that any woman has ever worn and is shaving her HIDEOUSLY hairy legs and it freaks Norbert out so much he screams a REALLY girlish scream: "AHHH!!!!" Angelica says: "Stop your screaming! Everything's fine! It's just me, Angelica!" Norbert screams even louder: "AHHH!!!!" And he runs out the door without opening it, across the field, through the cabins, through the woods, through the caves, off the cliff and in the water, and runs all the way to Sniz's cabin before he finally stops to take a breath! Sniz says: "Norbert, what's wrong? You look like you just saw a ghost!" Norbert says: "Even WORSE, Sniz! I saw Angelica without any MAKEUP on! That girl is SERIOUSLY scary! I had never been more frightened in my LIFE!" Sniz says: "Well, we WERE going to have Jorgen Von Strangle scare you as the Flying Dutchman, but apparently, Angelica beat him to it. But at least you get to stay here for the remainder of the challenge and watch how the other campers fare." / Back at the restroom, Sandy walks through the hole Norbert made, and decides to inquire about it with Angelica. Sandy says: "What was all that loud screaming? There was a yell so loud; it could have woken up the dead!" Angelica says: "Norbert, AKA Beaver McHandsome or Chicken Beaver freaked out when he saw me for some reason, screamed like a baby, then bolted out of here as though his life was at risk!" Sandy says: "Well, your life is at risk to! You should have someone here to stand guard!" Angelica says: "I already told you I don't NEED your help and I am NOT about to let you watch me take care of my private business!" Sandy says: "But you can't take a shower--!" And Angelica gives Sandy an evil glare, which gives Sandy a great idea! Sandy says: "On second thought, go ahead and take your shower. By the way, that green mask is a GREAT look for you!" And Angelica just growls angrily! / Rocko finally finds the source of the ice cream music, which is nothing but a CD/stereo player with an Ice Cream Music CD playing inside. Rocko says: "Pre-recorded music?! But if there's no Ice Cream Man playing this tune, than why is it being played?" And Rocko gets the answer when Jorgen appears in his Flying Dutchman guise and quickly captures Rocko in his mighty hands! Rocko does his trademark scream: "AHHH-AHH-AHHH!" Then Rocko collapses from exhaustion. When Rocko wakes up, he is in the cabin with Stimpy, Lil, and Norbert. Lil says: "Rocko, are you all right?" Rocko says: "I think so, Miss Lil." Norbert says: "Rocko, what were you THINKING?! Don't you know that you should never, EVER abandon a beaver when he has to take a leak?!" Stimpy says: "Even Stimpy knows that sounds wrong!" Rocko says: "It was an honest mistake! I was led on a wild ice cream chase with no ice cream, than Jorgen Von Strangle as the Flying Dutchman caught me and brought me here!" On the TV monitors, they hear Sandy and Otto talking. Otto says: "Sandy, do you know where Rocko is?" Sandy says: "No, but he probably bit it with the Flying Dutchman when he decided to go with Norbert." Otto says: "That's not really surprising." Sandy says: "That's like Rule #8! The Party guy is always the prime target for elimination right after the nice, lovable, handsome guy!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Oh, SURE!!!! NOW she tells me!" (End Confessional) Angelica is in the shower, and washing off her legs. But before she can take off her towel, she begins to hear some heavy breathing. Angelica quickly wraps herself back up in her towel and says: "Okay, knock it off Otto!" But the breathing continues! Angelica turns off the shower and says: "Otto, I'm SERIOUS! I'm NOT going to ask you again!" But when Angelica steps out and sees Jorgen as the Flying Dutchman, all she can scream is: "AHHH!!!!" / Angelica is shaking with fear when she's in Sniz's cabin with the eliminated campers. Sniz says: "Honestly, Angelica that was the WORST mistake you could've made! If you had paid more attention to the horror movies you've watched in your life, you would know that A. You never go off on your own. And B, You certainly NEVER shower alone!" Lil says: "Yeah, Angelica. That is SO psychotic and an instant one way ticket to Crazy Town!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I have just about reached my limit with the other campers here! If I didn't need Lil Deville to be in my alliance, I would SO threaten to eliminate her tonight! I'm just glad that she doesn't have all her marbles, because if she did, I would be in REAL trouble!" (End Confessional) / Back at the campfire, Sandy X's off Norbert, Rocko and Angelica. Sandy then asks: "By the way Otto, have you seen Spongebob?" Otto says: "You mean your boyfriend? He went to the cafeteria to get some brownies." (Confessional) Sandy says: "How many times do I have to SAY it?! You do NOT go off on your own! Doesn't anybody ever LISTEN to me?!" (End Confessional) And Sandy angrily X's off Spongebob as well! / In the cafeteria, Spongebob is checking everywhere to find a tasty treat. Spongebob says: "I wonder if there ARE any brownies? Let me just think about this. If I were Fondue, where would I hide the brownies?" And an oven timer dings, Spongebob smells something delicious inside the oven, and puts on two oven mitts to open it. Inside the oven, a bunch of brownies are all cooked, fudged, iced, and ready to be served! Spongebob says: "Sweet, iced fudge goodness! This is my LUCKY day!" Then Spongebob hears a familiar evil voice saying: "Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob; brownies, brownies, brownies, brownies!" Spongebob says: "That VOICE!!!! I KNOW that voice!" And Spongebob turns around and crashing through the door, in walks GENERAL BARRICUDA! In a Mr. T voice, the General says: "Whatever you do, DON'T call this a comeback! I'm ALIVE and BACK in ACTION! And I PITY the fool, who don't think that I don't still mean business!" Spongebob says: "General Barracuda! I should've known to expect that I would see you here, holding the Flying Dutchman's leash. I'm surprised you would have the nerve to show your own face to someone who knows how to beat you; HORATIO!!!!" General Barracuda snaps and says: "That STUPID name no longer has any MEANING to me! I'm the most vicious creature either underwater or above land, and you should know that you have NO chance of beating me!" Spongebob says: "That's never stopped me or my friends before! We stopped you in the past, and we can stop you again! But just out of curiosity? How in the world DID you survive your injuries two years ago? You were electrocuted by your former master and died from internal bleeding. Or at least, that's what everyone in Bikini Bottom thought." General Barracuda says: "Actually, you ARE correct! I DID technically die that fateful day, 2 long years ago. But it seemed that fate had more in mind for me than just an eternal existence in limbo. The Anti-Fairies, I'm sure Jimmy Neutron mentioned them to you, came to my rescue. They restored my body to it's original fighting greatness, gave me back all the evil determination I had before, and for 2 long years, I trained under them under the TOUGHEST of conditions, just so I could finally get my revenge on all the STUPID good guys who caused me to die before! And I WON'T let anyone make a mockery of me! GENERAL BARRICUDA WILL NOT FALL AGAIN!!!!" Spongebob says: "Why would the Anti-Fairies bring YOU, of all creatures, back to life? WhatÔÇÖs in it for them?" General Barracuda says: "You ARE still a fool! Not looking at the bigger picture! World Domination of course! Then with MY help, we'll conquer THIS galaxy, and then move onto the next, and the next, and the next until the entire UNIVERSE learns of my strength and power as I dominate everything in space! The galactic cosmos must LEARN to fear the being known as General Barracuda! And getting to finally destroy my most hated enemies will be the one final feather in my cap I have always desired ever since you thought you could beat me. When will you get it? You will NEVER be able to defeat me and you're a pitiful fool, if you think you ever will! With the Anti-Fairies on my side, they turned back the hands of time, unraveled the previous history you and Sandy once shared, and have been working feverishly so the two of you will NEVER have a future! You took away MY life, now I'm going to take away YOUR children, and I won't even have to fire a single shot to kill them, since THEY will NEVER be BORN!!!!" Spongebob says: "Future children? I don't understand! What time are you talking about? And why do you have such an ego problem?" General Barracuda says: "As part of my agreement with the Anti-Fairies, I had to let them tamper with your memories of this OTHER existence! That's why you STILL remember that I died by me great master's hands, but you remember nothing else and I do! I have the experience of 172 failures that have prepared me for what YOU can do! While you remember NOTHING! Tonight, I take back what is mine; my victories, my self-respect, and my undying sense of PRIDE!!!!" Spongebob seriously says: "I'm NO fool! And I pity you for thinking otherwise! No matter what kind of plans or tricks you use, it will NEVER make a difference! Even without our memories or experience, when my friends and I put all of hearts and minds in work together, we can overcome anything! And that's something you will NEVER be able to match!" General Barracuda says: "A problem I mean to RECTIFY right NOW!!!!" And General Barracuda unexpectedly shoots lightning for his fin finger tips, but Spongebob quickly grabs a mirror from off the table, and the lightning gets reflected RIGHT back to General Barracuda as he shocks himself! General Barracuda says: "16, and STILL a fast learner! This is going to be more entertaining than I thought!" Spongebob says: "As much as I love to entertain, I'm afraid I have to disappoint you. I won't let you win UNDER any circumstances and you WILL be stopped no matter WHAT it takes!" General Barracuda says: "FOOL!!!! I'll beat you to a bloody PULP!" Spongebob says: "You'll have to catch me FIRST!" And Spongebob grabs the brownies and runs VERY fast to hide in the island! General Barracuda says: "Always the chase before the inevitable pursuit and subsequent beating of the defenseless sponge. All too predictable! FOOL! Wherever you run, wherever you hide, I WILL find you! My destiny WILL be achieved and every accomplishment you ever made will be for naught! When I'm through with you, I will OBLITERATE your entire legacy! It will be as if Spongebob of Bikini Bottom NEVER EXISTED! I mean business! And this time, I'm hunting for YOUR BLOOD, and I WILL taste it when I enjoy your liver on my tongue with some fava beans and nice Chianti! The hunt is on!" General Barracuda is in the forest, trying to find Spongebob in his relentless pursuit for revenge! General Barracuda says: "FOOL! You CAN'T keep yourself hidden FOREVER! I'll BURN down this entire FOREST if I have to!" Fortunately, Spongebob has a plan! Spongebob says: "I've got one chance! I can change shape and size in order to imitate my friends; I bet that I can do the same trick to imitate the only being General Barracuda fears!" And with Spongebob's concentration, he molds his spongy body into the facade of Master Coelacanth! A big, hulking, shark with sharp teeth and a bad attitude! Spongebob says: "Perfect! It's so dark, Master Coelacanth can't see the yellow on my body, and I can trick him onto a wild goose chase! I just have to imitate the shark's voice!" General Barracuda says: "Well, fool! What is it going to BE?! You or the island?!" Spongebob throws a lit match to cause a fire and jumps out in front of it, looking like Master Coelacanth! General Barracuda says: "Master Coelacanth?! It's impossible! You got killed to! I saw Spongebob and his friends do it!" Spongebob does his best dark overlord impression and says: "I have my own ways of cheating death, Horatio Barracuda! And I can call you that because you KNOW I'm stronger than you and there's not a thing you can do about it! I'm still angry about the fact that you betrayed me and destroyed my organization!" General Barracuda says: "If I had known you had a backup plan in the event of death, I SWEAR I never would've done it!" Spongebob says: "I cloned a younger version of myself, gave him all of my memories and fighting experience. I'm the third such clone activated by the original Master Coelacanth himself; activated as soon as he died!" General Barracuda says: "What would you have me do, Master?!" Spongebob says: "You are NOT to burn down this island! I want revenge on Spongebob and his friends to, and I want them captured alive so that I may do what I please with them! Now go to the far side of the island without cabins, and begin your search their! Report back to me on the 1st of Octember! And don't question my pronunciation of the month!" General Barracuda nervously says: "I will! I promise I will!" And as General Barracuda runs far away to the other side, Spongebob also runs through the forest with his brownies, and reverts back to his normal form! Spongebob resumes his normal voice and says: "I'm lucky that he has a weakness for following a superior's orders! I've got to find the other campers fast so that we can nip this threat before something ELSE happens!" / Back at the campfire, Sandy says: "So far Otto, tonight has really sucked! Here I am, trying to help all the other campers, and all they do is ignore me as though I'm one of my own inventions that accidentally backfires! Do you want to honestly know how many times that has actually happened? At maximum, two inventions failed, twice!" Otto says: "Well, that's gratitude for you. Just when you think you know someone, who you've given the best moments of your life, they turn out to be a gigantic jerk that treats your love as nothing but a piece of dirt!" Sandy says: "Are you still thinking about that bully Angelica?!" Otto says: "It's hard not to. I had my mind and eyes set on her, and I still do. I don't care how hard it is, but I'm going to get her on my side, and show her what a great guy I can be." Sandy says: "You mean like how GREAT you were when Reggie Rocket got eliminated with YOUR tools?!" Otto grabs a slightly thick stick off the ground and ignites it with the campfire, and points it at Sandy! Otto angrily says: "How many times do I have to tell you?! I DIDN'T cheat my sister OFF!" And Otto accidentally swings the stick backward and the drawings of the campers catch on fire! Sandy says: "Oh no! I'm going to get some water!" And Otto quickly runs off to hide in the bushes! Sandy quickly comes back and douses the fire out! Sandy says: "Well, THAT problem is taken care of! Otto? Where are you? Otto? OTTO?! Okay, that's IT! I'm through with this game! You know what?! I'm going to the cafeteria to get a sandwich! See if I care what happens to you!" Otto watches as Sandy leaves and Otto slyly says: "And then there was one!" (Confessional) Otto says: "When you get into a winner takes all prize fight, you wait until the fight is over to see who happens to be left standing, and that's how you know who won. Plus, if I win immunity in THIS challenge, Angelica will HAVE to beg me to save her so that she won't be eliminated! That will prove to everyone that she loves me, and she can NEVER take those words back ever again!" (End confessional) Otto hears the ghostly voice of Jorgen Von Strangle imitating the Flying Dutchman by saying: "Otto, Otto, Otto, Otto; skating, skating, skating; skating." Otto says: "Okay, Flying Dutchman, let's see how you like messing with a Rocket!" / Spongebob finally finds Sniz's cabin and knocks at the door. Rocko says: "Spongebob?! What are you doing here, with a bunch of brownies?!" Spongebob says: "Everyone here can have one, I got them to share with everyone, but it looks like everyone isn't here yet." Sniz says: "Not yet they aren't. You're eliminated for coming here, but you score major bonus points for bringing everyone these brownies!" Spongebob says: "I didn't just come here to bring brownies! We're ALL in mortal danger!" Sniz says: "This is a challenge! Nobody is in ACTUAL danger!" Spongebob says: "I'm not talking about the Flying Dutchman! I'm talking about General Barracuda! Sandy thought he had been beat, he HASN'T been beat! He's back! I've distracted him and mislead him onto the other side of the island, but I don't know how long it will be until General Barracuda realizes he's been duped! We've all got to band together to stop him!" Fondue says: "Spongebob, I think you're a little confused. We left behind a newspaper saying that the Flying Dutchman was haunting the island. Not both him AND General Barracuda!" Spongebob says: "The evil air-breathing fish must have switched the newspapers, and if he's NOT working with the Flying Dutchman, than General Barracuda might be stronger than the Flying Dutchman!" Sniz says: "Even IF General Barracuda is here, we've got Jorgen Von Strangle only PRETENDING to be the Flying Dutchman! And the last time I checked, Fairy magic beat Anti-Fairy magic every single time! If General Barracuda shows his face here, we'll be ready for him!" Angelica says: "Speaking of being ready, I'm READY to LEAVE now! My mask is chafing!" Stimpy says: "And Stimpy is sick of her whining and screaming! Just let her finish her business already!" Sniz says: "Sorry, we can't do that! Nobody is allowed to leave until all but one camper remains. Speaking of, it's time to see what happens when Otto has to tangle with Jorgen's Flying Dutchman guise!" / On the dock, Otto finds what he is looking for in Jorgen Von Strangle! Otto says: "This challenge is about to be done! It's down to you, and down to me! Come at me and give me your best shot!" Jorgen powers up a chainsaw, and Otto begins throwing stuff towards Jorgen! Otto throws a canoe, but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a table but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a kart tire, but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a Christmas present, but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a surfboard, but Jorgen saws through that to! Than Otto unexpectedly throws Muddy Mudskipper into Jorgen's face! Muddy Mudskipper says: "Don't throw me, you lousy bum!" And he flops into the water! Otto says: "What do you expect?! I ran out of stuff to throw!" And Jorgen closes in to catch his prey! Than Otto unexpectedly kicks his skateboard at Jorgen, causing the fairy to trip, fall, and throw his chainsaw into the water! Otto says: "And just to clarify things, I said I ran out of stuff to throw at you, I didn't say I ran out of weapons to take care of you! Now, it's time to find out who you REALLY are!" / In the cafeteria, Sandy has finished making herself a sandwich when she hears a creepy, evil voice she thought she would never hear again. General Barracuda says: "Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy; Cheeks, Cheeks, Cheeks, Cheeks!" Sandy turns around and says: "You know, for a General Barracuda impersonator, you sure are a good one." General Barracuda says: "What?!" Sandy says: "You can drop the charade, okay? I know that actors without major speaking lines don't get paid well, but you could at LEAST invest in a good dental plan, because your breath stinks!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "My BREATH stinks?! Why don't some of my good friends TELL me about these things?! Okay, I technically don't have friends! Note to self; when I get back to Bikini Bottom, I'll force Flats the Flounder, the Tattletale Strangler, and Squilliam Fancyson to become my friends!" (End Confessional) / At Sniz's cabin, everyone is surprised when Otto walks in with a triumphant look on his face as he has caught Jorgen Von Strangle single-handedly! Norbert says: "No WAY man!" Otto says: "WAY man! I caught Jorgen pretending to be the Flying Dutchman myself, and he will no longer try to haunt the island by pretending to be something he isn't!" Rocko says: "That is AWESOME, mate! You're definitely an okay step-brother in my book!" Otto says: "Oh RIGHT! You have plans to marry my sister when you both turn 18. By the way, where's Sandy?" Lil watches the TV monitor and says: "Lil and Stimpy are just watching Sandy staring down General Barracuda and get into mortal combat with him!" Jorgen says: "General Barracuda! But if I'm HERE and General Barracuda is THERE, than THAT means that--!" Everybody simultaneously yells: "SANDY CHEEKS IS IN MORTAL DANGER!!!!" And they all run out of the cabin towards the cafeteria! Sniz says to Fondue: "This could be really, really good for ratings but really, really bad for lawsuits!" / Sandy, in the cafeteria, says: "I bet you're not even as strong as the real General Barracuda! Tell you what; just to prove what a good sport I am, I'll let you face me in an arm-wrestling competition! If I win, you must swear on your dead Master that you will LEAVE this island and NOT return for 6 months! If you win, you can feel free to 'eliminate' me, HORATIO!" General Barracuda says: "I didn't come here to get beaten! This match is on!" Sandy and Horatio both break out their fighting muscles and put their arms onto the table! They tighten their focus; shake each other's arms violently, with determined gazes within their eyes! Sandy and Horatio both begin to sweat and their clothes begin to crinkle! Suddenly, Jorgen, Sniz, Fondue, and the other campers simultaneously yell: "GENERAL BARRICUDA, LEAVE SANDY ALONE!" The Barracuda stops and says: "WHAT?!" And Sandy immediately slams General Barracuda onto the ground, crushing his arm onto the table! Spongebob says: "Sandy, you did it! You really did it!" Sandy says: "What did I do?" Lil says: "Lil just watched you beat General Barracuda, the really creepy dude who's not an actor and who actually threatened Sandy's life!" Stimpy says: "And Stimpy thinks that you handled Horatio valiantly!" Sandy gasps and says: "You mean I just tangled with the creepiest creature in the entire world by myself and he could've KILLED me?!" Otto says: "Give your self some props, Sandy! It takes real brains and brawns to bring down someone as evil as General Barracuda!" Sandy says: "You're right, Otto! General Barracuda, our deal still stands! You LOSE and you must not return here again!" General Barracuda says: "If your friends didn't interfere, I would've WON!" Sandy says: "A mere detail that works out in my favor. In the next 6 months, you can think about your crime as I'm sure Jorgen has ways to deal with you!" Jorgen says: "You're coming with ME, Horatio!" And Jorgen zaps General Barracuda into an inescapable fish bowl! General Barracuda shouts with a muffled yell: "You have not seen the last of General Barracuda, fools! And I pity the fools, who think this is the end for me! I WILL come back and next time, there will BE no mercy!" And Jorgen teleports out of sight with General Barracuda. Spongebob says: "Good riddance to bad rubbish! That was a dicey situation, but at least we're okay; especially you, Sandy. I'm so GLAD you're safe! I would've been so devastated if General Barracuda managed to chop you up or something!" Sandy says: "And I'm equally glad you're safe, Spongebob. You really took a risk trying to fool General Barracuda by yourself. I'm glad it actually worked for you and to my advantage as well." And Spongebob and Sandy both kiss each other tenderly. Stimpy says: "Stimpy thinks that love is so wonderful." Lil says: "And Lil agrees with Stimpy!" Sniz says: "As entertaining as tonight has been, someone DOES need to be eliminated at tonight's bonfire as per the challenge's rules must be carried out!" (Camera shifts to the bonfire where all of the campers are cleaned up and facing judgment.) Sniz says: "You have all made your choice by casting your voice through your votes. Tonight, it was equally unanimous that Sandy Cheeks won invincibility for being the only camper to successfully fight and beat General Barracuda by herself! And something else was also equally unanimous! Sandy, here's your immunity marshmallow! And there are also marshmallows for the following campers! Otto Rocket, Spongebob, Rocko, Stimpy, Lil, and now there's only one marshmallow left! (Dramatic music plays as both Norbert and Angelica look nervously at Sniz.) And the final marshmallow goes to Angelica!" Angelica says: "Otto, I can't believe you saved me even after everything I've tried to do to you!" Otto says: "I had to impress you SOMEHOW tonight! And since I didn't win immunity, this was the next best thing I had!" Sniz says: "I'm sorry Norbert, but it was equally unanimous that you were to be eliminated as you were the only one to flee the challenge without facing Jorgen OR General Barracuda! But no hard feelings, beaver brethren; you will be missed!" Stimpy says: "Norbert, how about one final group hug before you go!" Norbert says: "I'd appreciate it Stimpy!" And everyone except Angelica all hug Norbert together in a loving embrace. Soon, Norbert grabs his bags, walks down the Dock of Shame, and boards the Boat of Losers. Norbert says: "If I see Patrick Star, Spongebob, I'll tell him you said hi!" Spongebob says: "Thank you, good friend! I'm sure going to miss having that guy around. But as long as I'm with you, Sandy, I'll never feel alone!" Sandy says: "And I won't feel alone either, Spongebob. Together, we're going to win this game, split the prize money, and make all of our dreams come true!" Spongebob says: "We've got plenty of time for it. We've got all the time in the world." / Episode Notes: A running gag in this episode is that Stimpy and Lil keep referring to themselves in the third person. Stimpy and Lil's love relationship is solidified and they're both deeply in love with each other. General Barracuda comes BACK from the dead, but he gets captured by Jorgen Von Strangle. Expect to see General Barracuda again in the future. Sandy Cheeks wins immunity, and Norbert is voted off, which also eliminates "The Angry Beavers" from participating in the show. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much time as I did writing it. Next time, be prepared to face the ULTIMATE awesomeness that is: CARTOON BALL Z KAI!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Good episode, but Stimpy and Lil referring to themselves in the third person all the time was very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted September 12, 2010 Author Share Posted September 12, 2010 Don't worry, that 3rd person joke is probably NEVER going to occur again! Now, prepare for the onslaught of the most incredible episode I've presented here yet! / "Cartoon Ball Z Kai!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 8 remaining campers had a challenge where they first had to watch a scary movie, and then survive a real one. Stimpy and Lil finally made out, went all the way, and solidified their love relationship with each other, even if that met getting captured by Jorgen Von Strangle who posed as the Flying Dutchman. Meanwhile, Norbert McHandsome revealed that he was seriously afraid of girls, especially Angelica, who didn't wear makeup on their face! And the Angry Beaver bolted from the challenge. Spongebob also found out that his former nemesis, General Barricuda, had been brought back to life by the Anti-Fairies. But thanks to some quick thinking, Spongebob tricked HORATIO onto a wild goose chase. It looked like Otto would win immunity when he captured Jorgen as the Flying Dutchman, but Sandy surprised everyone when she not only found General Barricuda, she faced off against him and actually won! General Barricuda was taken prisoner by Jorgen, Sandy won immunity, and Norbert was finally eliminated at the bonfire. Will Stimpy and Lil continue to talk in the 3rd person? Will Otto be able, or even WANT to save Angelica from elimination again? And what is the mystery of these orange balls with red stars? Find out the answer on today's Total Cartoon Island!" / (Instead of the normal theme playing, an anime background is seen with all of the characters animated with an anime design, while rocking guitar music plays in the background.) "Break through the shining clouds and fly away (fly away,) as a panorama spreads itself through my being. (It's my being.) The Earth having been kicked in the face gets angry (it gets angry) and makes one of its volcanoes explode! Cha-la-la-la-la-head-cha! If within the glaciers of the thawing ice there is an android or a dinosaur, I want to train him to balance atop a ball. No matter what happens I feel as though nothing can bother me (nothing will bother me) as there is a field of endless possibilities (there are possibilities.) No matter how hard the storm may roar, the Spirit Bomb will soar, and it will always soar! So come on, come on, head-cha! La-la-head-cha-la-la-head cha-la-la-head-cha-la-la-head-cha-la! Pack all your worries in a bag and throw them all away (throw them far away.) With the cheerful face, the future is aie-aie-aie, aie-aie-aie, SPARKING!!!! CARTOON BALL Z KAI! (Theme music ends) / The campers all wake up to find themselves EXTREMELY changed from last night! Sandy looks in the mirror and says: "What happened?! When did I become a blonde cyborg? And why is it that the words I say don't match the way my mouth is moving?" Otto says: "Why am I wearing a modified blue jumpsuit, and how did I get such a case of bad bed-head?!" Stimpy says: "You think YOU'VE got it bad?! I've turned green! And I've got two antenna's sticking out of my head!" Lil says: "My transformation wasn't so bad! My hair is like blueish green, and I feel like I got an IQ of 192!" Spongebob says: "I haven't acted normal ever since I found out it was hazardous to my health, so why do I have black hair, ears, and no nose?" Rocko says: "And a question I'd like to ask myself is, what's the deal with the black hair on my head, my orange clothes, and my ripped muscles?" Angelica looks in the mirror and screams: "AHHH!!!! What happened to my beauty?! I'm a hideously green, freak of nature and I look like a giant insect! And the strange thing is, I'm feeling incredibly hungry! Which is something I don't WANT to feel as I'm supposed to be on a DIET PEOPLE!" Sniz drives up on a flying car, only Sniz is now really tall and has purple fur. Sniz says: "Attention campers! It's time for you to hear your next challenge, and it concerns the transformations that you've experienced on the outside of your bodies!" / Stimpy says: "I like the color green as much as the next guy, but I sure hope this isn't permanent." Sniz says: "It ISN'T permanent! It's just until somebody gets eliminated! And for today's challenge, you're getting lots of magical help via Cosmo's and Wanda's Fairy Godparent magic! Today, is the most exciting challenge that most of you will probably be on! Today, you're going to hunt for the mystic DRAGON BALLS! There are 7 of them in all, and what is unique about them is that each ball has an individual amount of stars on them, from 1 star to 7 stars. Your challenge for today is that you must first find your own DRAGON BALL and then capture all of the others. Once this happens, you will all change back to normal, and the person who collects all 7 orange orbs gets to make one wish that can be granted by Shenron's dragon powers, but only one! So there's absolutely no pressure! You will find out which numbered ball you need to find in your mail boxes within the cafeteria. Then you can go completely crazy with each other in your fight to complete the collection! Needless to say, I have a good feeling that somebody is going to go home tonight!" / Spongebob learns he must find the 7 star ball, so he goes swimming underwater and finds it inside a giant oyster. Spongebob tickles it, and the oyster sneezes Spongebob's prize right out! Spongebob then returns to the surface and decides to wait in the cafeteria until Sandy Cheeks locates the ball that she must find. / Stimpy discovers that he must find the 4 star ball. While rummaging through his luggage for food to fuel his appetite for his search, what should drop out of his suitcase except the 4 star ball! Stimpy says: "There's a note attached to it, from my pal Ren! Happy happy, joy joy! It says: Dear Stimpy, if you have found this prize and reading this note, then you have made it farther than I ever thought you could make it. You've made me very proud to call you my pal and I'm still rooting for you to win this game. I've loved your cheerful attitude and have long desired to be as happy as you are, but I know it's not my place to ask for you. I've found out that your life would be even better if you got to spend it with the one you love. I'll support you no matter what you decide to do. Sending you hugs from someplace secret, your friend and lifelong pal, Ren Hoek." Stimpy says: "Ren believes I can do it, he truly DOES believe in me! Don't worry Ren, no matter what difficulties await me, I'll find a way to make it to the Final 3. Against all odds, I will prove that I have what it takes!" / Otto finds out that he needs to locate the 1 star ball. Otto zips around a flying motorcycle, until he sees a Hawk's nest, which contains the object of his search! But before Otto can claim it as his own; the big, daddy hawk swoops in and refuses to give up the orb unless Otto beats the hawk in a challenge! So Otto throws down with the hawk, and zips around an obstacle course maze! Otto finishes before the hawk can, and Otto gets to claim the 1 star ball as his own! / Lil constructs a circular machine or Dragon Ball Radar to locate her 6 star ball due to her enhanced genius. Lil easily locates the ball underneath Fondue's cooking stove, so Lil jacks up the stove, takes her 6 star ball, and runs away before Fondue can come back into the kitchen! / Rocko learns that he must find the 5 star ball. After some bouncing, Rocko sees the ball laying on the beach, being guarded by Mr. Krabs! Rocko decides to grab Gordon Quid from "Catscratch," ties a $1 bill around his tail, and makes Gordon yowl loudly to wake Mr. Krabs up! Mr. Krabs can't resist the money that Gordon is dangling, so Mr. Krabs give chase as Gordon Quid runs away from the red crustacean. With his obstacle gone, Rocko easily claims the 5 star ball for his own. / Sandy figures out that she must find the 3 star ball! Sandy searches around the island, and eventually finds her orb residing in the arms of Barry the Bear! (Confessional) Sandy says: "Bears on land are no different from Sea Bears in the ocean! I've wrestled and beaten Sea Bears, and I can beat a land bear, to!" (End Confessional) Sandy unleashes her trademark martial arts on Barry the Bear! They trade punches, kicks, and try to swipe against each other for a while, but Sandy finally prevails by tossing Barry out of his own cave, and getting the 3 star ball for her prize! / Angelica despises the fact that she has to search for the 2 star ball, but begrudgingly begins to look for it. To Angelica's surprise, the 2 star ball is sitting at the bottom of a well, just waiting to be scooped up! (Confessional) Angelica says: "While I might not currently look it, I'm STILL a princess and I refuse to get my feet wet and my hands dirty! Besides, why risk breaking a nail when I can get someone else to break their nails for me?" (End Confessional) Angelica says: "Otto! I've got a surprise that I want to ANNOUNCE for you!" Otto quickly zooms up to Angelica and says: "I KNEW you'd change your mind about me!" Angelica says: "Listen Otto! I know you like me, but I will certainly NEVER like you!" Otto says: "So what else is new?" Angelica says: "Listen up, Skater Boy! The only alliance I've got on this island is Crazy Girl! And if I want to beat Happy Cat, Cowgirl Squirrel, Austrailian Wallaby, and Spongebob, I can't rely on Lil Deville to be reliable!" Otto says: "Don't you have a nickname for Spongebob?" Angelica says: "Why bother?! The only thing HE'S got going for himself is that Spongebob hasn't made any enemies and all he has are friends! I mean, hello! We didn't sign on for this show to make friends! We came here to become big celebrities!" Otto says: "Get to the point Angelica, I'm a very busy youth." Angelica says: "I want you to scoop up the 2 star ball at the bottom of the well for me. You do that, and I'll let you into my alliance." Otto says: "So you're finally going to date me again!" Angelica says: "NEVER again! I'm not hanging out because I LOVE you if that's what you're thinking! I'm hanging out with you because you're strong, tough, and the best chance I've got for making it to the Final Two!" Otto says: "So you say you NEED me, and yet you won't LOVE me! And I refuse to be in an Alliance with you UNLESS you agree to love me!" Angelica subtlely crosses her fingers behind her back and says: "I sincerely promise you on my DEAD grandmother, that if either of us wins when we get to the Final 2, I will agree to love you." Angelica is unaware however, that Otto is subtlely crossing his fingers behind HIS back! Otto says: "Then I will sincerely agree to be in an Alliance with you and help us get to the Final 2." They both uncross their fingers, and Angelica says: "It's a deal! Now go get the ball out of the well for me!" Otto powers up a yellow sphere of energy, and shoots it down into the well! The next thing that happens is, the 2 star ball comes shooting up OUT of the well and goes flying through the sky! Angelica yells: "My ball is on the loose; CATCH IT!" Otto says: "You forgot to say PLEASE!" And Otto begins fighting against Angelica, as they both fire blasts of energy at each other with their transformed guises. Angelica says: "How DARE you do this to me?! I promised to LOVE you!" Otto says: "If your promises are like your 'friends,' than you'd just break a promise more often than I break skateboards!" Angelica says: "You traitor!" Otto says: "Takes one to know one! And just so you don't get any ideas, I'm throwing off the Ball I collected as well! SOMEONE, ANYONE, put the 7 Balls together!" The 5 other campers rush to where Otto and Angelica are fighting, and are impressed by what they are seeing! Sandy says: "Are you CRAZY Otto?! I mean, trying to take on Angelica by yourself?!" Otto says: "I'm stalling her! Someone gather all the Balls together and wish for Angelica to be eliminated!" Angelica says: "So THAT'S your little game, is it?!" Otto says: "Consider it a little bit of payback for YOU eliminating my sister! Nobody cheats MY sister out of anything!" Lil says: "I don't believe it! Otto WAS telling the truth about not eliminating Reggie!" Sandy says: "Oh, great! Now I have guilt!" Angelica says: "Just you wait, Otto! You're going to pay!" Spongebob says: "We've got to get the 7 balls together! Sandy, quickly take mine!" Sandy says: "Why do you want ME to have it?!" Spongebob says: "Because I trust you to make the right choice!" Rocko says: "Jolly fellow is right, Sandy Cheeks IS trustworthy! Take mine as well!" Angelica screams: "NO! Sandy's getting all the balls!" Otto says: "You're about to get eliminated and there's NOTHING you can do about it!" Angelica angrily says: "Says YOU!!!!" And Angelica gives a mighty sucker punch to Otto's face! And begins to zoom off to where the other campers are! Angelica says: "I DESERVE the PRIZE MONEY!!!! NOT YOU LOWER LIFE FORMS!!!!" Stimpy says: "Angelica's trying to claim the orbs for herself! Take my Ball now, and gather the other 3 Balls fast! I'll handle Angelica!" Stimpy charges up power in his fingers and says: "Special Beam CANNON!" And Stimpy fires his crimson red energy at Angelica! Stimpy says: "That will hold her for about 5 minutes!" Sandy says: "I've got 2 more Balls!" Lil says: "And here's mine! Sandy, it's now or never, make your wish!" Angelica says: "Stimpy, I'll take care of you and your OTHER 8 lives!" Spongebob says: "Make it happen, Sandy!" Sandy says: "I summon the eternal dragon deity, Shenron!" And the 7 balls glitter together and create a mystic yellow light! Lightning flows down from the sky and charges up the DRAGON BALLS with electric energy! To everyone's surprise, a giant, long, green dragon appears out of the 7 orbs! Sandy says: "Lil, keep Angelica quiet while I make the wish!" Lil says: "No problem!" Angelica zooms up to the group and yells: "I wish for Sandy Cheek--!" And Lil flings pink goo onto Angelica's mouth which muffles her voice! Angelica tries to shout: "Why, Lil?! Why did you silence me?!" Lil says: "Because you're no longer the boss of me, BOSSY!" Shenron says: "I am the eternal dragon Shenron. I can grant any wish in my power, but only one." Sandy says: "I wish for Angelica Pickles to be eliminated from this game show with all her hair cut off!" Shenron says: "Your wish shall be granted!" And Shenron fires electricity at Angelica, and while this is happening, the scenery changes back to normal, and everyone resumes their normal form! When Shenron is done, Angelica's hair (or what's left of it) is badly damaged and Angelica is no longer a pretty girl! Shenron says: "Your wish has been granted!" And Shenron disappears, and all of the 7 Balls turn into stone! Sniz, back in his normal form, comes back and says: "And it's all over! Sandy Cheeks has won immunity for herself! And Angelica Pickles, you have FINALLY been eliminated!" Angelica says: "You can't eliminate me! I'm playing for my DEAD grandmother!" Otto does a fake laugh and says: "Oh, ha ha ha. Nice try! Lil told me to tell you that the grandmother you and Tommy both share, is not yet dead! You lied, and you're eliminated!" Angelica gives a piercing scream, which is heard from far and wide as she screams: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Cosmo in Squirrel form, gives a scared, dramatic look. Sniz says: "Sorry Angelica, that's the rules!" Angelica says: "I thought you once said there WEREN'T any rules!" Sniz says: "I know. It's complicated. But here's the basic rub. You're not safe, and the other campers are. They're in, you're out!" Angelica says: "Fine! But this isn't OVER yet! You'll be hearing from MY lawyer!" Sniz says: "Yeah, yeah, we know the drill. Blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. Fondue, you've got a long drive ahead of you." Angelica yells: "You mean a long ride to court when I sue you for EVERYTHING you've got! You'll be broke, PENNY-LESS!!!! You'll NEVER be able to find work EVER again!" Sniz says: "And then there were 6. Stay tuned for another exciting episode of this great cartoon series filled with drama!" Angelica yells: "You want DRAMA?! I'll give YOU Drama! I'll post your names on every negative blog from here to Cape Canaveral!" And the Boat of Losers finally takes Angelica out of shouting range. / Episode Notes: Sandy Cheeks wins immunity and Angelica Pickles is FINALLY eliminated! With the exception of "Spongebob Squarepants," all 5 remaining shows now have only 1 character participating for the grand prize. This was a parody of "Dragonball Z Kai," and here are the characters Sniz and the contestants parodied. Stimpy was Piccolo, Sandy was Android 18, Otto was Vegeta, Lil was Bulma, Spongebob was Krillin, Rocko was Goku, Angelica was Imperfect Cell, and Sniz was Shin the Supreme Kai. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 1. Dragon Ball Z is better then Dragon Ball Z Kai >.> But they're BOTH better then Cartoon Ball Z Kai. Sorry dude, but this epi sucked. Not only because it made fun of my once-favorite anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Well it could be worse ex, he could have made the episode Cartoon Ball Evolution which would have been the ultimate form of ruining Dragon Ball Z for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 But "Dragonball Z Kai" is the only version of the "Dragonball" series that airs on ANY version of a Nickelodeon channel, and that's why for legal reasons I had to parody the "Kai" version instead of the superior "Z" version." Fortunately, this episode isn't a parody, it's an actual original! Here is the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Meet the Cartoon Parents" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 7 remaining campers found themselves in for a surprise when they had to face a challenge like none they had ever faced before, as they had to take on a quest as anime cartoon characters and battle it out to get one wish from a dragon deity named Shenron. The fight was intense and brutal, as all of the campers were determined to make a wish for themselves. Angelica Pickles looked to Otto Rocket to form an alliance with him, but Otto had an idea of his own. Through some quick thinking and a lot of maneuvering, Sandy Cheeks was the one who got to make a wish to the dragon deity. And what Sandy wished for was a doozy. Sandy Cheeks wished for Angelica Pickles to be eliminated with her hair cut off. And to Angelica's shock, that's just what happened. Angelica finally found herself on the losing end of a challenge, and was eliminated for all of the horrible things she said and did to the other campers. Now that we're down to the final 6 campers, who will be the next one to be eliminated, who will be the next to win immunity, and can Otto Rocket possibly win without Angelica to help him out? Find out the answers to these questions on today's Total Cartoon Island!" / During morning at camp, the remaining 6 campers are all dreaming sweet dreams in bed, but Stimpy is really enjoying HIS dream! Stimpy is dreaming that he is in his version of paradise as he is in a heavenly sky filled with falling cheese of every shape, size, and variety. And Stimpy is eating his fill of all the delectable dairy goodness. Than when Stimpy looks up into the sky, he sees a bunch of helicopters carrying giant donuts on cables attached to their legs. Stimpy starts to chase after them when a piece of cheese goes up to him and says: "Stimpy, Stimpy?" And in the real world, Otto says: "Stimpy, wake up! Sniz is riding that loud, annoying helicopter of his!" Sandy says: "It's still TOO early for this!" Stimpy says: "Lil! I had the most incredible dream right now!" Lil says: "So did I! I dreamed electric eels were biting my butt! Did you have the same dream as I did?" Stimpy says: "I've never dreamed anything like THAT before, nor do I think I ever will." Rocko says: "My best friend Heffer had a dream like that once." Spongebob says: "I wonder what Sniz has planned for us this time?" / The camera cuts to seeing the campers dressed and outside, waiting to hear what they will be doing for today. Sniz lands the helicopter, powers it down, and jumps out. Sniz says: "This sure has been some game show we're having, hasn't it?! There are only 6 campers left! So far, we've seen Roger Plotz, Helga G. Patacki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Daggett, Patrick Star, Chuckie Finster, Doug Funny, Phoebe, Bunny, Treeflower, Jimmy Neutron, Ren Hoek again, Suzie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert, and Angelica Pickles all perform and fail in the challenges. The result is that Rocko, Spongebob, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, Sandy Cheeks, and Stimpy J. Cat have made it to the Final 6, and have proved that they could go the distance! But even though we're nearing the end of the game, the drama isn't over yet! There's still more fun to be had!" Otto says: "I sure hope it's more fun than the dreams I've been having lately, or the dreams anybody else has been having! The only thing that WOULD be fun would be chasing after a bunch of helicopters carrying donuts!" Stimpy asks: "Did you have the doughnut helicopter dream to?!" Sniz says: "Anyways, I have some good news for the 6 of you. Today, you will all be getting a break, as there is NO scheduled challenge for today!" Sandy Cheeks says: "I was expecting many things to happen today, but that wasn't one of them!" Fondue says: "It's a little surprise! Sniz and I have found and sparing no expense, have decided that you will be having a reunion with your parents!" Rocko says: "Our parents?!" Sniz says: "That's right! And here's their plane now!" And a small, private plane flies in down towards the dock, and makes a landing on the small beach! Fondue says: "From the outbacks of Australia, the mammals from down under, Mr. and Mrs. Wallaby, AKA Rocko's parents!" A red-haired female and a spectacle wearing male step out of the plane. The female says: "Rocko, honey! It's so good to see you again after all these weeks! Have you been eating well?" Rocko says: "I've been eating FINE, mother!" The male says: "Victoria, don't make your son feel humiliated in front of his friends." Victoria says: "Is showing your feelings of love and affection a humiliating thing, Melbourne?" Melbourne says: "I'm just saying that Rocko might find it humiliating. Besides, there's no need to hurry. We will be here all day." Rocko says: "Thank you, dad. I've just got an image to maintain, you know." Sniz says: "From Bikini Bottom, wearing water helmets, it's Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants!" Spongebob says: "Mom, dad! I can't believe you're both here!" Mr. Squarepants says: "Son, we wouldn't miss an event like this for anything!" Mrs. Squarepants says: "And why are you naked? Aren't you afraid of catching cold?" Spongebob says: "Cold doesn't bother me, and shame doesn't either." Sniz says: "From Suburbia, U.S.A. the unlikely couple who produced Lil Deville as well as a twin brother Phil Deville, meet Betty and Howard Deville!" Betty runs out to Lil and says: "Congratulations on your boyfriend, Lil! I'm glad you found someone so energetic and so happy to keep up with you!" Lil says: "What can I say? I have a unique taste in boys, and Stimpy is just as unique as I am, which means I TOTALLY love him! What do you think of him, dad?!" Howard says: "My opinon doesn't make any difference on how you feel. I'd rather not say." Otto says: "Well, at least I now know who Lil takes after." Sniz says: "From the heart of Texas, the always rough and ready cowboy rodeo champion, Mr. Green Cheeks!" Mr. Cheeks walks out wearing a cowboy hat and other genuine cowboy duds. Mr. Cheeks, with a western accent says: "Howdy, Sandra! How goes your daily regiment of lifting 500 pounds of anchors and dumb-bells going for you?" Sandy says: "Dad, you KNOW I hate being called Sandra! Please, call me Sandy! And my regiment is going fine!" Otto says: "Please don't let my dad be next! I don't think I want to see him--." Sniz says: "From Hollywood, California, the charming felines, caring domestic couple, and philanthropic parents, Hugo J. Cat and Barbara J. Cat!" Stimpy says: "Happy, happy, joy, joy!" Hugo says: "And happy, happy, joy to you to, son!" Barbara says: "Stimpy, I hope this game show hasn't been too hard on you." Stimpy says: "Of course not, mother. I've made a ton of new friends, I met my dream girl, and I got to do a bunch of stuff I never would've been able to do otherwise!" Sniz says: "Last but not least, the athlete's athlete, the tour de champ of extreme sports, the rugged rock of skating, Raymundo Rocket!" Otto says: "Oh, boy!" Raymundo says: "Otto, you've got a lot of guts to be on this show, especially after the whole business with your sister went down!" Otto says: "But dad! I honestly didn't do anything--." Raymundo hugs Otto says: "I'm just joking son! I know you didn't cheat off your sister! That's not the Rocket way! And I'm so proud of the way you handled that bossy girl! Nobody cheats a Rocket! Good joke though, huh?!" Otto sarcastically says: "REALLY great joke, dad!" Sniz says: "Cartoon parents, Fondue and I have flown you out here for a very special reason. For the past 48 days, you have watched with anticipation as your children out-ran, out-played, out-talented, out-performed, and beat their way past 17 other players. The fact that they have all managed to get this far is a credit to your ingenuity and inspiration, as well as their own determination and abilities. Today, we want to hear from you. How do you feel about the challenges that have gone on in this game show so far? You can feel honest and you have no need to hold anything back." Fondue says: "All right then. Which camper wants their parent or parents to go first?" Rocko says: "I'd like it if my parents got the first chance to speak." Sniz says: "All right then. Melbourne and Sydney A. Wallaby, first, tell us how you feel about your son." Sydney says: "I knew from a very young age that Rocko had talent and spunk. Even as a baby, he was always jumping and running faster than any other wallaby on the Austrailian outback." Melbourne says: "He's very ingenious. He knows how to fix things both mechanical and emotional." Sniz says: "What was your proudest moment of watching him on this show?" Sydney says: "My proudest moment was watching Rocko win the Kart race, and even helped his girlfriend, Reggie Rocket come in 2nd place." Melbourne says: "My proudest moment was watching Rocko decide to show off that it was more important for him to be who he was than try to conform to some system." Sydney says: "You mean when he threw off his clothes?" Melbourne says: "He was just getting back to basics. Besides, I think it's completely natural." Sniz says: "One last thing; if you could change anything that has happened to Rocko during this game show, what would you change and why?" Melbourne says: "I'd change it so that Reggie Rocket's surfboard didn't break during that surfing challenge!" Sydney says: "And I'd change it to have Angelica's parents watching her cheat and giving her such a scolding punishment! That girl was MEAN to Rocko and Reggie for breaking them up!" Fondue says: "I hear that!" Sniz says: "Wow. You'd BOTH change something to help Reggie and Rocko get back together. Thank you for your answers. Next, I would like to ask the Squarepants family to speak next." Mr. Squarepants says: "It would be our honor, sir." Sniz says: "I'm sure it would be. First question, what stands out the most in your mind about your son?" Mrs. Squarepants says: "Our son has ALWAYS had a cheerful, happy, optimistic life. Don't you think so, dear?" Mr. Squarepants says: "Absolutely, honey! Even when he was a baby with Patrick Star, he instantly became best friends with Patrick! Spongebob and Patrick have done so much fun together, it's almost like Spongebob has a twin brother who looks nothing like him and wears different clothes!" Sniz says: "What do you feel has been the biggest challenge in Spongebob's life?" Mrs. Squarepants says: "Definitely Plankton! That evil amoeba always tries to take advantage of Spongebob's generosity and helpfulness!" Mr. Squarepants says: "But we didn't raise Spongebob to be a fool to evil, and Plankton would have to get up pretty early in the morning before Spongebob ever becomes a part of Plankton's schemes!" Sniz says: "Last question, do you believe Spongebob is ready for a serious relationship?" Mr. Squarepants says: "Of course he's ready! He's a well-trained fry cook! He takes very good care of his pet snail Gary, and he always studies hard during Boating School!" Mrs. Squarepants says: "When our son loves someone, he always remains loyal to whoever it is he loves, and I believe he's ready for a serious relationship!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your answers. And for the next family--." Howard Deville says: "I'd just like to say in advance that I'm going to let Betty take care of all the questions you want to ask on my behalf." Sniz finishes: "I'd like to ask Betty Deville to speak about Lil." Betty says: "All right! Throw me a few questions!" Fondue says: "Energetic! She's feisty!" Sniz says: "Yes, she is. Now then, what is so special about Lil Deville?" Betty says: "Even though she's the twin sister of Phil Deville, she's a few minutes older and always seems to mature a little while sooner than Phil does. Lil was the first to lose her obsession over insects and worms, and she was the first to create a separate identity for herself apart from Phil." Sniz asks: "How did Lil grow to become so energetic?" Betty says: "Her friend Tommy Pickles has been making amateur movies for almost 14 years now, and Lil Deville is always among Tommy's top choices for a good actress! Needless to say, Lil has mastered many different skills, talents, and abilities needed to compete in this game!" Sniz says: "One last thing, what chance do you think Lil has of winning this game show?" Betty says: "I'd say she has a pretty good chance! She's got lot's of spark, fire-y determination, grit, ambition, and a whole lot of energy! Determination is what keeps Lil going, and that's why I believe she can win!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your honesty. Next, I'd like to ask Stimpy's mom and dad, Barbara and Hugo to talk about their son." Barbara says: "We're happily ready whenever you are." Sniz says: "First, I'd like to ask you both this one question. How do you feel about Stimpy's relationship with Ren?" Barbara says: "We don't think that Ren was raised to be a bad kid, he's just a troubled kid who's very emotional." Hugo says: "Honestly, Ren is actually scared and insecure about his feelings. Stimpy's told us all about it. Ren deeply cares for Stimpy, and because of his concern to not let Stimpy get hurt, Ren's taken on a lot of pain. But I believe Stimpy could really help out Ren a lot if Ren would just be willing to let Stimpy help him." Sniz says: "All right then. Next question, why does Stimpy have such a positive attitude about life?" Barbara says: "Because we taught Stimpy that every day is a brand new chance to achieve greater accomplishments, soar to new heights, and become a better being than he was the day before!" Hugo says: "Stimpy always makes it his goal to help people realize that a better life is possible as long as they always remember to look on the bright side of life. And Stimpy always looks on the bright side of life!" Sniz says: "And for your last question, what would Stimpy do with the prize money if he won?" Hugo says: "We've always taught Stimpy that there are many different ways to make the world a better place. Half of his prize money, he wants to donate to his favorite charities. The World Wildlife Foundation, the California Conservation Corps, and the organizations that save the wild forests of South America!" Barbara says: "And the other half of his prize money will be used to fund his college education. He's expressed interest in becoming an elected member of the International U.N. security for traveling to different countries facing difficulties and strikes. And $75,000 would go a good ways toward reaching that goal!" Sniz says: "Fondue, I think Stimpy's a keeper! He's got some goals!" Fondue says: "Very true, Fondue. Next, will Mr. Green Cheeks speak on behalf of Sandy Cheeks?" Mr. Cheeks says: "I would indeed, partner!" Sniz says: "You've got the attitude, and I've got the gumption! Do you feel that Sandy has played this game show to the best of her abilities?" Mr. Cheeks says: "ALL squirrels of the Cheeks family play to the best of their ability! Even Sandy's cousin, Rocky Knees is very competitive, athletic, and smart! Rocky might be from California, but he's got the blood legacy of a Cheeks flowing through him, just like Sandra does!" Sniz says: "Do you feel as though Sandy has experienced any weak points in any of the challenges that Sandy has had so far?" Mr. Cheeks says: "Well, her inability to swim was a complete surprise to me. I was sure that her cousin Rocky taught her to backstroke and dolphin swim like a champion!" Sandy says: "I was too interested in wrangling bulls, and I thought that by wearing a high tech suit, I would have no need to learn how to swim!" Sniz says: "Sandy, this is the PARENT'S time to speak, not yours. Now then, what do you think Sandy needs to improve on?" Mr. Cheeks says: "Well, Sandy definitely DOES jump to conclusions before she even has an answer. She thought that just because Spongebob liked to have fun, he didn't know how to be responsible. And she thought that she could handle an Alaskan Bull Worm by herself! Even Rocky Knees knows that it takes the entire clan of the Cheeks family to wrestle an Alaskan Bull Worm down to the ground!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your honesty!" Sandy says: "Dad! How could you SAY such negative stuff about me?!" Mr. Cheeks says: "I was speaking the honest truth. You know it, I know it, and your cousin Rocky Knees knows it. I've never been dishonest for anybody and I'm not about to start now!" Sniz says: "Last, but certainly not least, Raymundo Rocket shall speak about Otto Rocket!" Raymundo says: "As long as I don't have to answer any questions about Otto's experience with The Rhino, I'll be fine with whatever you ask!" Sniz says: "Whatever THAT means! What is Otto's greatest source of inspiration that has helped him get this far?" Raymundo says: "The Rocket's are sport enthusiasts, and we've BEEN sport enthusiasts for a long time! Athletes like Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron, Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, Shaun Palmer, and Tony Hawk have sharpened Otto's mind and skills to a razor-fine edge! And Reggie has the same focus and grip that Otto does, as well!" Sniz says: "As far as Otto is concerned, what do you worry about the most concerning his well-being?" Raymundo says: "The Rockets always do their best to be as safely prepared for any sport or athletic event we participate in. But there are some things that are very difficult to predict. I was really worried one time when Otto and his friends went outside during a gigantic hurricane, I was so worried about them being hurt by flying debris or getting swept out to sea!" Sniz says: "And that's an understandable thing to be worried about. Finally, is there anything you think Otto can improve on?" Raymundo says: "He's always trying to improve in sports, but I would like to see him work on his people skills more. He still gets kind of sore when he doesn't win." Otto says: "I have, no comment." Sniz says: "That's it for the questions! Fondue and I thank you for coming here today! Now, there's one last thing to do! Today, the parents of the campers MUST decide who gets eliminated next!" Otto says: "WHAT?! You never told us that the campers parents would get to choose who left this game show next!" Sniz says: "You didn't ASK us if the parents got to choose who left the game show next! The parents get one hour to choose which camper leaves, than we'll make the announcement at the bonfire ceremony!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I just want to say that it's absolutely amazing that I even made it this far! The support from all my friends, Patrick, Squidward, Larry, Mrs. Puff, and even Old Man Jenkins, made my accomplishment possible. At this point, I feel that winning is inevitable. I want to make Sandy Cheeks proud to have me as her boyfriend!" / Rocko says: "Winning isn't everything. It's a big thing, but it's not the most important thing. Love is very important to me, and I really just want to see Reggie again. I miss her so much." / Lil Deville says: "I'm too smart to be voted off! I have a very high IQ and it's like, astronomical! The parents won't want to vote me off! They want someone smart to win this thing, and I've got this bonfire ceremony in the bag!" / Stimpy says: "I'm actually glad that I don't have to choose who gets to leave today. The other 5 campers are really good players, and we all have an equal and fair chance to win, because we all have good reasons for doing so. I don't think it will be an easy decision for our parents to make, but I think they have a good sense of judgment." / Otto says: "I'm not going to front here. I knew that if it came down to a popularity contest, I knew I would probably lose. And since I don't want to risk ticking Sandy off by trying to get her voted off, I knew there was only one possibility for who I needed to convince the other parents to vote off." / Sandy says: "I am SO humiliated by my dad! The other parents will probably kick me off tonight for sure! The only positive outlook about that possibility is if they do that, at least I won't have to suffer through THIS torture anymore!" (End Confessional) (Scene shifts to the bonfire) Sniz says: "Campers, parents of campers, this has been a learning experience for everyone. Out of 23 campers, 6 of them have been very exceptional. But 1 has to leave tonight. It wasn't an easy decision, but we finally have our Final Five campers! The marshmallows go to, Stimpy, Spongebob, Lil, and Otto! That's one sure fire way to wipe a smile off a camper's face. Show them a marshmallow plate with only one marshmallow on it. Who is it going to go to?" Sandy gets up and says: "It's okay, I had a good run!" Sniz says: "Sit down! You're ruining the suspense! (Sandy groans) The final marshmallow goes to, Sandy!" Sandy says: "What?! No offense, but have you parents lost your mind?! Rocko is a totally great guy! He's in love with Reggie!" Otto says: "Bingo, Sandy! Rocko loves Reggie, more than winning money! He'd only slow me down in the final 5! Besides, if I must compete against somebody in the final 2, I'd like it to be you, because you're worthy competition!" Sandy says: "Wow, that's actually pretty cool of you, I think!" Rocko says: "Don't sweat it, Sandy. Fate will bring me back here again. There's always another opportunity down in the Austrailian outback, and I haven't hopped into my last sunset yet!" Sandy says: "You're taking this elimination well." Rocko says: "No use crying over a burned shrimp on the barbie, because now I can look forward to seeing Reggie again!" Stimpy says: "You're all right with me, Rocko! If you ever come to Hollywood, CA; feel free to look me and Ren up!" Rocko says: "I sure will! One last thing, can I take one final picture here? I've been keeping a scrapbook of all my memories here for Reggie Rocket." Fondue says: "It would be an honor to take your picture! Parents, campers, get close together! Let's see some smiles! Is everybody happy? Say, Fondue!" Everybody says: "Cheese!" And the picture snaps, revealing a very happy group picture! / Episode Notes: Rocko, and therefore "Rocko's Modern Life" gets eliminated in this episode. The Final Five campers are Spongebob, Sandy, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, and Stimpy J. Cat. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Car Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 But "Dragonball Z Kai" is the only version of the "Dragonball" series that airs on ANY version of a Nickelodeon channel, and that's why for legal reasons I had to parody the "Kai" version instead of the superior "Z" version." Fortunately, this episode isn't a parody, it's an actual original! Here is the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island!" So it's legal to copy entire episodes of TDI/TDA, yet it's illegal to parody a show just because it doesn't air on Nickelodeon's channels? Please, just please, stop this now, for all of our sakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. Speaking of differences, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. / After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz gets off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers as contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" / Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" / Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show." Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live." Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?" Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for The Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind." Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?" And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold. Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a pineapple drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a pineapple doing here?! Pineapple's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" / Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing intensely to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." / Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!" Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefited immensely from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." / Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors." Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a calculative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" / Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!" Fondue looks down and says: "AWWW!!!! Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!" Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool! Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futilely tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo, as a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Boat of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare. Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" / Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 opportunities. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Car Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. There's a difference between parodies and just straight out ripping something off, and you are doing the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storytime7 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 There's a difference between parodies and just straight out ripping something off, and you are doing the latter. Just like with Family Guy and The Simpsons, The Simpsons is an excellent cartoon and Family Guy is just a Simpsons ripoff that has used jokes that were in episodes of The Simpsons before. Total Drama Island (cartoon show) Total Cartoon Island (rip off of a tv show) 4EverGreen you need to think of something original next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Well, you can't win over everyone. But this episode is a bonafide "Total Cartoon Island" original! / (Disclaimer: Unless you have seen the "Ren and Stimpy" episode of "Son of Stimpy," than this episode of "Total Cartoon Island" will make absolutely no sense.) "Return of the Son of Stimpy" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, Fondue and I caught up with the 18 loser campers at a place called Loser's Last Resort. Some have handled the reality of losing better than others, some cartoon characters were jaded about their loss, and Angelica wouldn't stop complaining about how she deserved to be in the Final 5. But the biggest twist was that for once, the losers were put in charge of deciding who was going to be the next camper to join them at Loser's Last Resort. An even BIGGER twist was that Spongebob got voted off by 10 votes over a possible 18 votes. I certainly never saw THAT coming! Now it's down to 4 campers. Who will prevail in the Quarter Finals? Who will be eliminated? And who will lose their mind in this clever episode?! Find out right now on Total Cartoon Island!" / After the opening theme song/title sequence rolls, Sniz is back on the dock, but it is now raining, HARD! Sniz is holding an umbrella over his head and says: "Welcome back to Total Cartoon Island! When you film a reality show at a camp, it's never easy to predict what the next day's weather is going to hold. Mother Nature can be pretty fickle. But not for us! Our Fairy Godparents always ensure us that the weather is precisely what we ask for! And today, we've asked for nothing but the wet stuff; and they're giving us all the rain this camp can handle!" / On the front porch of her cabin, Sandy is busy trying to draw sketches for new inventions, but she has a very tired look on her face. Otto walks up to the porch and says: "I hate to break it to you Sandy, but burying yourself in technological work, drawing, and sleep deprivation isn't going to bring your boyfriend Spongebob back. All it's going to do is bring you a case of premature wrinkles. Oops! Too late! They're already under your eyes!" Sandy says: "You know what? Why don't you do the rest of us a favor and vote yourself off?!" Otto says: "What? And miss competing against you in the Final rounds? I'd never dream of doing anything like that! Without Angelica, the only reason this game show is even WORTH playing, as far as I'm concerned, is measuring up against some worthy competition. And as far as I'm concerned, you're the only camper who falls under that qualification." Sandy says: "So Lil and Stimpy don't pose any concern to you whatsoever?" Otto says: "Lil might have some skills, but she's totally crazy! Her mental behavior prevents her from giving a 100% in challenges. And Stimpy's luck has actually been better than I thought it would be by winning him a few challenges, but he's not an aggressive competitor. He doesn't have a reason to be aggressive, and the only thing that has motivated Stimpy to stay here is Lil Deville. Once Lil is gone, Stimpy won't be too far behind." Sandy says: "And what happens if things don't go according to your plan? Do you have a backup plan for such situations, like I do?" Otto says: "Backup plan?! PHBBT! I'm Otto Rocket! I don't NEED a stinking backup plan! My plans ALWAYS work!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Where's Spongebob when you need him?! If he was at camp right now, he could just soak up all the pouring rain that's drenching camp and we wouldn't be wet right now! It would almost be like living in Texas if I could just have Spongebob again!" / Otto says: "I've discovered something recently. Believe it or not, being a competitive person DOES have its drawbacks. I've made myself into such an excellent athlete by playing so many different sports and beating so many competitors, that it's starting to get really hard to find anyone of my skill level to play against! Of course, it's not exactly MY fault that Stimpy and Lil can't measure up, but that's just life facts! And if Sandy's so smart like she says she is, she'll realize this fact all too soon." (End Confessional) Lil looks up at the sky from inside her cabin and says: "Does anyone know how long this rain is going to last?" Otto says: "How should I know? Why don't you ask the brainy squirrel?!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Brainy squirrel, I never heard THAT insult before." Otto says: "Come on! I was trying to hand you a compliment!" Sandy says: "Well, seeing as how the Fairy Godparents are generating all this weather, it's not going to stop until Sniz and/or Fondue tell them to stop." Otto says: "Yeah, and that sucks. I can't even play any of my extreme sports in this extreme weather. No one in their right mind wants to compete in this rain." Lil says: "Even I wouldn't want to compete in this rain, and I'm the CRAZY Deville twin!" Sandy says: "I'm just surprised there's something that would keep the two of you from wanting to compete. I mean, I could perform ANY challenge in this rain IF I wanted to!" Otto says: "I'm not saying that I wouldn't do a challenge in this rain, I would just prefer to avoid it." Lil says: "You said it! By the way, has anybody seen Stimpy?" Otto says: "I think he went off to use the Confessional." (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I can't believe it! I'm in the Final Four! I bet Ren is really excited to see me make it to this point in the game! I feel really bad for Sandy though. While Lil still has me here as HER boyfriend, Sandy doesn't have HER boyfriend! It just doesn't seem fair that Spongebob got removed from the show the way he did. (FART!!!!) What was that?!" (End Confessional) Stimpy quickly rushes out of the Confessional and says: "Campers, CAMPERS! You're not going to believe what just happened!" Otto says: "We probably won't." Stimpy says: "I was in the Confessional, and I just wanted to confess stuff. There's just something about a Confessional that makes me want to confess." Otto says: "Maybe it hasn't occurred to you that you can't spell confessional without the word, confess." Stimpy says: "You also can't spell confessional without the word, ion. But that's not what I want to tell you! I was just starting to share my thoughts on Lil, Otto, Sandy, and Spongebob; when I experienced the weirdest thing that ever occurred to me." Otto says: "How weird was it?" Stimpy says: "I made a new sound. It was kind of small, it was kind of smelly, and do you know what else?" Sandy says: "What else is there, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "It came out of my butt!" Otto says: "O...Kay. So let me get this straight. You made a small sound, and it smelled, and it came out of your butt?" Stimpy says: "Exactly!" Otto says: "You've REALLY lost it. That can't even technically be called as a thing, as far as a thing that you can experience. That was a fart, a small pressurized buildup of gas that exits out of your gluteus maximus, everybody has them." Stimpy says: "It wasn't just a fart, it wasn't! I gave birth to my own son!" Otto says: "An imaginary friend? That's even worse! The only people who HAVE imaginary friends are Timmy Turner, Chuckie Finster, and Dil Pickles!" Stimpy says: "Stinky's NOT imaginary! He lives and I can prove it to you!" Otto says: "You know what? I have a better idea; how about you DON'T and say you DID?!" Stimpy cries: "How could you be so mean to me?! I'm not making anything up! Stinky IS real! He IS real! How do you LIVE with yourself at night?!" Sandy says: "Stimpy, I'd love to believe that you had a son as much as you do, but you've got to look at the situation scientifically. I mean, you honestly don't believe that when you have a fart, it means giving birth to a child." Stimpy says: "And how would YOU know?! You've never had children either!" Sandy says: "At least I CAN have children, and normally! Not all of those freaky alien ways like you see in sci-fi movies!" Lil says: "Why can't you believe Stimpy? Have you even SEEN Stinky?!" Otto yells: "How can you see a fart?!" Stimpy says: "He's NOT a fart! He's my son, and he's missing! He could be lost, hungry, and cold! He NEEDS his father! He needs his father!" Otto says: "Stimpy, for the last time, you can NOT call yourself a--!" Sniz says: "Skater boy, Crazy girl, Texas squirrel, Stimpy, I know you're in the middle of an 'engaging' conversation, but I need to tell you about a developing situation. Due to all the rain that's going on, all of tomorrow's activities that have even the SLIGHTEST chance of fun have been canceled! Today there's rain, tonight, there will be rain, and tomorrow's forecast calls for rain, rain, MORE rain, with a 100% chance of rain!" Otto says: "That's your big announcement?! Talking about the weather?! You just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I'm never going to get back unless Sandy can fix up a time machine or something!" Sandy says: "That can be arranged, but not for the purpose YOU'RE thinking of!" Lil says: "And what purpose are YOU thinking of?" Sandy says: "You don't want to know!" Otto says: "That's just fine with me! I've had enough pointless discussion for one day. I'm going to bed!" Lil says: "But it's only 6:30 P.M.!" Otto says: "So? It's probably 3:00 in the morning in Paris, France, which means that it's bedtime SOMEWHERE in the world!" And Otto walks into his cabin. Sandy says: "It's not like we're going to miss anything by going to bed early." And Sandy walks into her cabin. Stimpy says: "Wait you two! What about my son STINKY?!!!" Lil says: "Stimpy, I don't know WHERE your son could be, and I wouldn't know where to look. We don't even know what he looks like? How can we find him? If I knew the answer to ANY of those questions, I could find Stinky in a heartbeat!" Stimpy says: "There's nothing stopping you! It would mean more than anything in the whole world to find out where my son is!" Lil says: "But this weather is not the time or place to do it in!" Stimpy cries: "Why can't you understand?! Even if it snowed, even if it was as cold as it could possibly be, I'd search ANYWHERE for Stinky! It's the only thing a father can do!" And Stimpy runs headfirst into the pouring rain! Lil futilely cries: "WAIT! Come back! Why is Stimpy not thinking straight?!" Otto says: "Look at the tea pot calling the kettle black." Lil says: "I have no idea what THAT metaphor means! But Stimpy could hurt himself out there in this weather!" Otto says: "Tough beans! He made his bed, and now he can sleep in it!" Lil says: "I don't know what THAT metaphor means, either!" Sandy says: "The point is Lil; you can't go rushing off after Stimpy without a plan. Technically, I'm not sure if Stimpy has a plan for his search and 'rescue.' And I don't want to see you catch hypothermia!" Lil says: "Neither of you believe in Stimpy! Why would you doubt him? He's never lied about anything before. Why would he lie now? He's got nothing to gain by lying." Otto says: "PHBBT! I STILL say that Stimpy's just doing it so he can get more camera attention!" Sandy says: "It's probably nothing but your standard teenage angst. Your frustrations, pent-up anger, paranoid aggressiveness, it doesn't matter. Just ignore it and the problem always goes away." Lil says: "So you think Stimpy is coming right back?" Otto says: "Do monkeys like bananas?" Lil says: "What does THAT metaphor mean?" Otto sighs and says: "The answer is, YES; Lil!" Sandy says: "He wouldn't last a day in this rain!" Lil says: "You're wrong. He could make it a week, so I'll give him a week." Otto says: "I'm giving him 28 minutes." (Sad music plays, Confessional) A floating puff of green gas is seen sort of sitting in the air. Stinky says: "What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to live? Where is my dad? Where is the animal that brought me into this world? I need to know where my dad is at! I don't know where else to go!" (End Confessional, dramatic music plays) A montage of scenes of Stimpy walking through the forest during pouring rain is featured. Stimpy keeps calling: "Stinky? Stinky!" He looks high, he looks low, he looks here, he looks there, he looks practically in anywhere, but he can't seem to find his son. But while Stimpy's off searching, something is happening to the cabins the campers are sleeping in. The water rises up to a high level, and a monster tide RIPS the cabins right off of their foundations and carries them away in the middle of the night, and the Confessional gets taken with it as well! (Confessional) Stinky says: "What's happening now? Why is this building moving?! There's so much going around here that I don't know! I need my dad to explain this to me!" (End confessional) In the morning, Otto slowly wakes up to the sight of...a bunch of wild pigeons from "Hey Arnold!" Otto says: "What?! Who brought this flock of birds?! Lil, tell me you did NOT leave the window open last night!" Lil says: "Why do you guys always blame ME for everything weird that goes around here?!" Sandy says: "The window was shut tight before we slept. The wind must have blown it open!" Otto loudly says: "Than SNIZ must get better animal control around here! (Nothing happens) I SAID; Sniz must get better animal control around here! Where is he?!" Otto opens the door and says: "Girls, I don't think we're at the camp site anymore." And when the girls catch a peek of what Otto is seeing, they find out he is right! They're on an entirely new island populated by wild versions of all the animal characters that appear on "CatDog!" Lil says: "What Brave New World can have such people in it?" Sandy says: "Whatever it is, I don't think we're over the rainbow." Lil says: "I don't know what THAT metaphor means, either!" / Stimpy's search for his son Stinky has taken him to the same island that the other campers are on, unknown to Stimpy however. Stimpy is surprised by the menagerie of giant versions of creatures from "Catdog" that include blue rats, green rabbits, yetis, and barely clothed wild humans. Stimpy says: "Okay, this is weird, even by Nicktoons standards! But that doesn't matter; I've just GOT to find my son!" / On the other side of the island, Otto and the girls are pondering what to do. Otto says: "Well, THIS is a fine kettle of fish!" Lil says: "I didn't know you knew how to cook!" Otto says: "That was another metaphor, Lil!" Sandy says: "What Otto means to say is that it looks like we're caught between a rock and a hard place." Lil says: "Actually, it looks like we're caught between the river and those wild animals!" Sandy says: "For goodness sakes, don't you understand ANY metaphor when someone says it?!" Lil says: "I kind of missed the metaphor session course in school." (Confessional) Otto says: "So there I was, trapped on a beast-filled island with two hot girls! Too bad one of them was a complete basket case and the other one couldn't and can't stand my guts!" / Sandy says: "Honestly, I didn't know HOW things were going to get any worse in this unfamiliar environment. Then of course, irony had to open up in the sky and say, I hate you, Sandy Cheeks." (End Confessional) Otto says: "Somehow Lil, I KNOW this is your fault!" Lil says: "How can you hold ME responsible for the rain and subsequent flood that happened last night?!" Otto says: "Weird things ALWAYS happen around YOU, Lil!" Lil says: "It's not like I intend to find weird things, it's often that weird things tend to find me!" Otto sarcastically says: "I'm sure THAT happens often!" Sandy says: "Knock it off! This is no time to be arguing! We need to formulate a plan!" Otto says: "Why bother? I'm sure that Sniz and Fondue have already sent a search party looking out for us! Therefore, we should STAY in this spot!" Sandy says: "Or this could be another challenge, designed to test our survival skills, and we need to build a raft to get back to camp!" Lil says: "Aren't you guys forgetting something? This is a reality TV show recorded by the Fairy Godparents! They and the cameras are just invisible! Why don't we just ask one of them to poof us back to camp?!" Otto says: "That would be a GREAT idea except for one thing; Fairy Godparents aren't allowed to interfere in challenges! Besides, Sniz and Fondue will get here. It will just take them a little time." Sandy says: "Are you SURE about that? The guys running this show behind the scenes aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer!" Lil says: "Whatever THAT metaphor means!" (Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, I'm looking over this episode right now and I can state that most of the Fairy workers were deeply offended by that knife comment!" (End Confessional) Otto says: "I'm not going anywhere!" Sandy says: "Look, just last night you were complaining about having nothing to do and now you just want to sit here?!" Otto says: "Look, getting KILLED by a bunch of rabid, giant animals is NOT my idea of adventure! If YOU want to go out there, better that YOU die than me!" Sandy says: "Oh, that's REALLY mature of you to say!" Lil says: "Can I just state that for the record that we wouldn't be in this mess if we had just gone after Stimpy?" Otto says: "If Stimpy hadn't left, we wouldn't BE in this mess in the 1st place!" Sandy says: "And how exactly do you figure on THAT being the case?!" Otto says: "Because if Stimpy was here, we could use him as bait!" Lil angrily says: "THAT'S MY boyfriend you're talking about! I'm SICK of you! BOTH of you! How DARE you call yourselves campers?! Even someone as crazy as I KNOWS better! I should've NEVER tried to be cool by sticking with the both of YOU! I'm going out to look for Stimpy AND his son, and I'm going WITH or without either of you!" Otto says: "It's your funeral, not mine! I'm STILL staying!" Sandy says: "And I'M building a raft! You two can stay on this island until heck freezes over, but I'M getting off this deathtrap!" Otto says: "That does it! We're splitting up! From now on it's every camper for him or herself!" Sandy says: "That's fine with me! To the victor, go the spoils!" Lil says: "You're both crazy, and insane! I wouldn't follow EITHER of you! From now on, I'm following MY heart! (Confessional) Lil says: "Can I just say that it felt GREAT when I told Otto and Sandy how I truly felt about the whole situation when it was happening? The two of them both think that they can solve EVERY single problem just by having an angry attitude about everything! But I know THAT kind of solution doesn't solve anything at all! And I wasn't angry at them, just the way they were acting! Besides, my concerns for Stimpy were more important than anger! I just HAD to find him!" / Sandy says: "The truly great geniuses ALWAYS have to work alone!" (End Confessional) / Stimpy continues his trek through the trees of the island, being careful to keep out of sight of the big animals. Stimpy says: "I've gone on several jungle safaris with Ren, but this has got to be stranger than ANY other journey I've ever been on! It's a good thing that compared to these beasts, I'm so small. I can slip right through them and not get--." But before Stimpy can finish his thought, a giant bird swoops down from the sky and catches Stimpy in its talons! Stimpy shouts: "Help! Let me go, you big bird!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Definition of irony? Just look at me! I was a red-furred cat, who sometimes likes to eat birds when they're cooked. And then I was caught in the claws of a bird that wanted to eat ME! I had become the prey INSTEAD of the predator! Cats may have 9 lives, but luckily, I knew of a way to escape with all 9 of my lives intact!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Large carnivore, you've FORCED me to resort to this!" And Stimpy hocks a giant hairball out of his mouth to blind the bird! The bird, flying high in the sky, suddenly drops Stimpy as he's hurtling through the ground! (Confessional) Stimpy says: "In hindsight, blinding the bird and having it drop me was probably NOT the best plan in the world. I was SO scared! I was SURE that I was going to die for the 1st time in my life!" / Stimpy's son, Stinky, is currently inside the Confessional. Stinky says: "This building may have stopped moving, but I'm too scared to go outside by myself when I'm lost. Well, since I'm lost, I suppose it's a good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But who's going to think of looking for me here?" A familiar voice screams: "AHHH!!!!" And a body crashes through the Confessional Building, cutting off the Confessional Camera! (End Confessional) The door is opened by the force of Stimpy's impact, and Stinky is floating in the air, looking down with concern. Stinky says: "Sir, are you all right?" But Stimpy doesn't respond. Stinky says: "Sir, you've got to say something! You need to get up!" But Stimpy is still unconscious. Stinky says: "I can't survive alone! Please, you've got to take me home! I DON'T even know my father!" Stimpy finally stirs and says: "It's a good thing this building was here to break my fall. What's stinky?" Stinky says: "You KNOW my name?" Stimpy becomes more aware and says: "Who's there?" Stinky says: "Someone who cares for you." Stimpy gets up and gives Stinky a warm embrace! Stimpy joyously yells: "Stinky! My son! It's you! It's really you, you're real! I knew you were; I just knew you were! I've been searching so long for you! I didn't know that were just staying in here the whole time!" Stinky says: "It's all right, dad. Everything's going to be fine. Now that we're back together, nothing will EVER separate us!" Then they both hear a loud, simultaneous meow and howl! It's Catdog, but they're all the size of giants! Stimpy says: "Don't speak so soon, my son! First we have to get out of here!" Stinky asks: "But how?" Stimpy says: "Get inside my left ear, it's not as sensitive, I'll get us both to safety!" (Confessional) Stinky says: "I just knew my dad was a great, smart man! I didn't know he was a cat, but that doesn't matter! Getting to know your father is one of the best feelings in the world, and I must say I love Stimpy for everything that he is! He makes me proud to be his son!" (End Confessional) Stimpy is running through the jungle, unaware that there's someone else exploring. Lil says: "There are WAY too many different smells in this place! How am I supposed to find Stimpy if I can't tell the scents apart?" And Stimpy LITERALLY runs into Lil! Stimpy says: "Sorry about that, Lil! (Does a double-take) Lil?! What are YOU doing out here?!" Lil says: "I was looking for you! What else do you think I would be doing?!" Stimpy says: "You mean to tell me that you don't CARE if Otto and Sandy think that you're uncool?" Lil says: "I'd rather do the right thing, even if it's not the cool thing, by searching for you AND your son!" Stimpy says: "Then it's a good thing I bumped into you!" Lil asks: "Can you tell me what THAT metaphor means?" Stimpy says: "Never mind the metaphor, Lil. I'd like to introduce you to MY son, Stinky!" And Stinky comes out of hiding from Stimpy's left ear. Stinky says: "Hi, ma'am." Lil's jaw LITERALLY drops to the ground via a Tex Avery gag, and Lil says: "I can't believe it. (Pulls her jaw back up) Your son really DOES exist!" Stimpy says: "Don't tell me that YOU thought that Stinky wasn't real as well as Sandy and Otto!" Lil says: "Well, maybe 5% of me thought that the story MIGHT have been fabricated! Say, if you're Stinky's father, Stimpy, than who is his mother?" Stimpy asks: "Mother?" Lil says: "Certainly. All children have mothers, and all children have fathers, unless they're clownfish in which case they live their lives first as a male, than as a female!" Stimpy says: "But Stinky is my personal pride and joy! I don't know what in the world Stinky would think if I was to have someone else who could be a--." Stinky interrupts and asks: "Lil, would YOU like to be my mother?" Lil says: "Oh, my GOSH! Is your son asking me what I think he's asking me?" Stimpy says: "Son, that's crazy! Why are you asking someone you barely know to be your mother?" Stinky says: "For one thing, she was nice and generous enough to come looking for you. Anybody who's that caring has definitely got to have some good motherly qualities to them." Stimpy says: "Son, that's truly SMART of you!" Stinky says: "I got it from you, dad!" Lil says: "Stinky DEFINITELY has your eyes, Stimpy! And it's weird, but his smile looks VERY similar to mine, and I LIKE my smile! I'd be PROUD to be able to call him my son!" Stimpy says: "Wow! I'm already a husband AND a parent, and I'm not even married yet!" Lil says: "You definitely WILL be in 2 more years!" Stimpy says: "We make the best couple ever!" Stinky says: "This love is good and all, but it's not going to help us get away from this unfamiliar place." Stimpy says: "He's right, Lil. We need to find Sandy and Otto. Where are they?" Lil says: "Sandy was building a raft and Otto was staying in one of the cabins that washed up on this island." Stimpy says: "Than we've got to hurry! If we're lucky, they might still be alive in one piece by the time we get there! Get inside my left ear, son!" Stinky goes back and holds on tight inside Stimpy's left ear! Stinky says: "I'm good, dad!" Lil says: "Than let's go!" / Sandy is busy putting the final touches on the raft. Sandy says: "Working with wood is a lot harder than I thought it would be. To think that it took me 3 long hours to put it together! Those Angry Beavers make it looks so EASY! I sure wish one of them was with me right now!" Otto walks up and says: "And why wouldn't you wish that you had ME around instead?" Sandy says: "Otto?! Why don't you go back inside your cabin and wait like you said that you were going to?!" Otto says: "Listen, I do NOT mix with spiders! I'm not a big fan of rafting, but I hate being poisoned even more! I've been out scouting, and I have something that might interest you." Sandy says: "Oh, really? And what would that be?" Otto reaches into his pocket and pulls out something big! Otto says: "One giant egg to provide us enough nutrition and energy to get us back to camp!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I totally did NOT want to accept ANY kind of gift from Otto, but I had to look at the big picture. If I had Otto helping me, he could help me row us back to camp at a much faster rate than I could if I went alone. Besides, I wanted to put this challenge behind me." (End Confessional) Sandy says: "All right, Otto. You can help. Just grab a stick and help me paddle!" Stimpy and Lil come running towards them and say: "Don't leave without us!" Otto sarcastically says: "Wow, Stimpy. You actually managed to last longer than 28 minutes. Looks like Sandy got the closest in guessing how long you would last." Lil says: "You might want to stop being sarcastic, because Stimpy has proof!" Sandy says: "Proof that the Loch Ness Monster IS a total fraud like I've always said?!" Lil says: "Even better!" And Stinky comes out of Stimpy's left ear and says: "I am Stimpy's son, Stimpy's my father, Lil has agreed to be my mother, and my name is Stinky J. Cat!" Sandy is flabbergasted and says: "This is unprecedented! Just think of the scientific doors that will be opened because of this! I've heard and seen a LOT of strange things, but this is the first time I've ever encountered ANYONE who had a father give birth to them!" Stimpy says: "Stinky is NOT a science project! He's my loving son and I demand that he be treated as such!" Otto says: "I don't CARE what he is! It's his fault for causing us to be LOST!" Lil says: "That's a lie and you know it! You're just angry that Stimpy was right!" Sandy says: "Yeah, Otto. Why don't you just admit you were wrong?" Otto says: "Because I DON'T think--." Lil and Sandy both say: "OTTO!!!!" Otto says: "Okay, OK! I was Wr--wr--wr--!" But just then a helicopter flies overhead! Sniz says: "There they are, Fondue! I told you I'd find them! Campers! Don't worry! The Fairy Godparents have wished up a boat for you! It's going to take you back to the restored camp in just a few short hours! And the animals have also been shrunk down to their normal size! The survival challenge is over!" Sandy says: "So this WAS a challenge!" Otto says: "Wait a minute! Why can't we just ride back with you?" Sniz says: "Because this helicopter only holds me and Fondue! Have a fun 3 hours!" / Back at the restored camp, the 4 campers and Stinky are all freshened up, sitting around the bonfire. Sniz says: "That was quite the adventure you had today. I'm glad to see that you're all in one piece." Otto says: "No thanks to you!" Sniz says: "And by the way, splitting up? MAJOR decision disaster! 4 heads are ALWAYS better than one!" Lil says: "Don't you mean FIVE heads? Stinky has feelings to!" Sniz says: "Which brings us to this night's bonfire ceremony." Otto says: "Wait a minute! There are FOUR marshmallows on the plate! That's one for EACH of us!" Sniz says in a singing voice: "Well not, exactly! There's one for Stimpy, one for Lil, one for Sandy, and one for Otto!" Lil says: "Wait! You don't mean that--!" Sniz says: "Stinky is eliminated!" Lil yells: "NO! That's totally UNFAIR! You can't go through with it!" Otto says: "And why can't he?" Lil says: "Stimpy has been through SO much trauma looking for his son, and Stinky worried so much until his father found him! When a father finally DOES find his son after worrying and trauma, the last thing they want to have happen is to be separated! And as Stinky's chosen mother, I can't bear to see that happen!" Stimpy says: "Sniz, does Stinky really have to go?" Sniz says: "I'm afraid so. He got 3 votes, one of them by Stinky for himself." Stimpy says: "Stinky, what are you thinking?! Why would you vote yourself off?!" Stinky says: "I'll tell you why, father. You proved to me that you were willing to sacrifice your life for me. Nobody else has ever done that for me before. So in return, I want you to focus on this game show and give it 100%. And I know that you can't do that if you have to worry about me. That's the gift I'm giving to you, the gift of incentive." Stimpy says: "You're giving me incentive?" Stinky says: "You have a real reason to want to win $150,000 now. If not for yourself, than I want you to win for me! Win for the girl who loves you!" Stimpy says: "This incentive business feels SO incredible! This might be the best gift that anyone has ever given me! But are you sure that you're going to be ok?" Stinky says: "I'm going to be with good people. I'll see the other campers, the former contestants, even your best friend Ren. They'll all take care of me until this contest is over. I just want to thank you, for always believing in me." Stimpy gives his son one more hug and says: "No problem, Stinky. That's what dad's are supposed to do, and that's what I ALWAYS do!" And with that, Stinky floats over to the Boat of Losers, sits down, and the Boat sails away. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight." (Confessional) Otto says: "I can't believe that something as simple as a child could give Stimpy incentive! He's going to be super-competitive now! This game might be harder to win than I thought it would be." (End confessional) / Episode Notes: A running gag in this episode is that whenever anybody uses a metaphor around Lil, she doesn't understand what it means. Various characters from "Catdog" make a cameo appearance in this episode. Stimpy's son, Stinky J. Cat, is born in this episode and is technically voted off. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. Speaking of differences, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. / After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz gets off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers as contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" / Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" / Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show." Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live." Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?" Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for The Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind." Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?" And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold. Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a pineapple drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a pineapple doing here?! Pineapple's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" / Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing intensely to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." / Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!" Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefited immensely from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." / Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors." Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a calculative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" / Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!" Fondue looks down and says: "AWWW!!!! Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!" Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool! Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futilely tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo, as a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Boat of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare. Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" / Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 opportunities. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it! DUde, I can probably change the names of your chars to TDI characters, twist some shit around, and its an exact episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storytime7 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 This spin off needs to be cancelled! I am not a happy reader! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Blah blah bal You suck blah blah. I'm still amazed that 4evergreen is trudging threw all of the insults he gets just to post new episode. 4evergreen, you havbe my respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Car Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 This must be cancelled! I'm waiting for cancellation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Don't read it if you don't like it. I mean, seriously, I'm sick of seeing "DURR HURR CANCEL DIS SPINOFF" every second post. Also, it's a well-known fact that if you rearrange some of the quotes on SBC, you get the entire series of Star Trek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Don't read it if you don't like it. I mean, seriously, I'm sick of seeing "DURR HURR CANCEL DIS SPINOFF" every second post. Also, it's a well-known fact that if you rearrange some of the quotes on SBC, you get the entire series of Star Trek. Wumbology, you make so much epic posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 DUde, I can probably change the names of your chars to TDI characters, twist some shit around, and its an exact episode. Lol.. ^this made me laugh . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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