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I'm just going to try and post my episode ideas as soon as I can. For now, here is the first part of my most recent episode idea! / Sniz is in the cock-pit, and he hollowly says: “Last time on…Total Cartoon Global Cruise; the remaining contestants…had a challenge that took place in Las Vegas, Nevada. There were dirt race cars and…OH!!!! I just can’t DO this!!!! One of my most FORMERLY loved contestants of ALL time, who shall FOREVER remain MARLENE; totally BETRAYED ME!!!! It was discovered by Zarbon, that SHE had been going BEHIND MY back, SLEEPING with a BUNCH of former contestants, who were SUBSEQUENTLY eliminated AFTER she slept with them! If THAT wasn’t bad enough, a FAKE picture of Marlene sleeping with ME was also found; and the LOVE of MY LIFE…BROKE UP WITH ME!!!! How could Marlene DO THAT to ME?!!! After ALL the great praise and compliments that I GAVE HER, SHE HAD the NERVE to…needless to say, at the Elimination Ceremony; Marlene was unceremoniously eliminated in a 7-5 vote. I know the show must go on. I’ll recover from this, I just don’t know WHEN!!!! But stay tuned, and hopefully we’ll be able to provide another intriguing episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise. WHY, KATIE, WHY?!!!!!!!!” /

Genre: New wave. Sub-genre: Pat Benatar. Song: “Love Is a Battlefield.” Sung by: Captain Retro, Reggie, Rocko, Dudley, Chameleon, Wally, Skipper, and Suzie. / Instead of the usual show open, Captain Retro, and his friends are remembering (in flashbacks), all of the other cartoon couples who have either been eliminated, or affected due to the previous actions caused by Bulma and Zarbon. /

Reggie: “We are young!” Suzie: “We are young!” Captain Retro: “We are young. Heartache to heartache. We stand.” Dudley: “No promises!” Chameleon: “No promises!” Rocko: “No promises. No demands.” Reggie: “Love is a battlefield.” Rocko: “Love is a battlefield.” Reggie: “Whoa-oh-oh....” Captain Retro: “We are strong! No one can tell us we're wrong! Searching our hearts for so long! Reggie: “Both of us knowing…” Rocko: “Love is a battlefield.” Suzie: “You're begging me to go, then making me stay.” Wally, about Marlene: “Why do you hurt me so bad?” Captain Retro, about Bulma: “It would help me to know, do I stand in your way?” Skipper, about Marlene: “Or am I the best thing you've had?” Reggie: “Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why. But I'm trapped by your love, and I'm chained to your side.” Captain Retro: “We are young! Heartache to heartache we stand. No promises, no demands. Love is a battlefield.” Reggie: “We are strong! No one can tell us we're wrong! Searching our hearts for so long! Both of us knowing…” Rocko: “Love is a battlefield.” Dudley, about his past: “When I'm losing control, will you turn me away?” Chameleon: “Or touch me deep inside?” Captain Retro: “And when all this gets old, will it still feel the same?” Suzie, about Otto: “There's no way this will die. But if we get much closer, I could lose control! And if your heart surrenders, you'll need me to hold.”Rocko: “We are young! Heartache to heartache we stand. No promises, no demands. Love is a battlefield.” Suzie: “We are strong! No one can tell us we're wrong!” Dudley: “Searching our hearts for so long, both of us knowing…” Chameleon: “Love is a battlefield.” (Instrumental fade-out) /

“Shadows of the Night” It’s early morning, just before sun-rise, as the plane is in transit. Bulma and Zarbon are relaxing comfortably, smug in the fact that one of their biggest challenges is now out of the picture! Zarbon says: “I can’t believe you DID it! You got RID of Marlene!” Bulma says: “Of COURSE I did! Of course, it couldn’t have been DONE without YOU, making those pictures and all.” Zarbon says: “You give me too much credit. Your technological genius knows no equal. SURELY you could’ve made those fake pictures JUST as easily!” Bulma rolls her eyes, and says: “Captain Retro is looking OUT for that! He knows I’m CAPABLE of doing it, he’s waiting for me to do something that’s so BLATANTLY me; so he can catch me in the act! And if HE were to catch ME, it would be all OVER for you!” Zarbon scoffs and says: “So SUE me! It was JUST a suggestion!” Bulma asks: “Do you think I GOT here through OTHER people’s suggestions? Just remember, if it weren’t for my strategy, everyone else would’ve voted you off a LONG time before THIS!” Zarbon says: “Highly unlikely, they’re too DAZZLED by my beauty!” Bulma coyly says: “UNLESS Captain Retro already TOLD the rest of them your DIRTY little SECRET!” Zarbon yells: “WHAT?!”

Bulma chuckles deviously and says: “Captain Retro is not one to let something like the elimination of Marlene go by without taking SOME kind of action! And there WAS a time when he could READ your aura without YOU noticing it! I have no doubt that he already KNOWS everything about you!” Zarbon PANICS, and says: “But if HE already knows everything about me…!” Bulma finishes: “He could be ruining your game plan right about NOW!” Zarbon gasps and says: “NO!!!! This can’t be HAPPENING to me! I’m the PRETTIEST! I’m the STRONGEST! I’m the SMARTEST!” Bulma says: “Behind ME! And how would YOU know you’re the strongest? For all your bragging about strength, I have YET to see you actually duke it OUT with Captain Retro!” Zarbon ruefully says: “Well, if Captain Retro ever had the NERVE to face me one on one…” Bulma says: “Well, the fact is, he hasn’t! And I doubt that he will risk it, unless we make SURE he has absolutely no defense options available to him!” Zarbon asks: “How will we do that?” Bulma answers: “Our strategy of destroying what remains of Team Retro from within, is working perfectly. They’re already WEAKENED by their distrust of Marlene! We just have to pick off the contestants Captain Retro would turn to in a crisis, and pick them off! Once they are gone, we go for the caped canine himself!” Zarbon asks: “And who were you thinking of?” Bulma says: “Wally, for starters. He may be inconsequential in the grand scheme of things, but Captain Retro has shown an unusually high degree of faith in him. That SEEMS to be boosting Wally’s game-play! What YOU have to do, is undermine his CONFIDENCE! And you can do that, by playing on his GUILT!” Zarbon asks: “What does Zarbon have to feel guilty about?” Bulma answers: “Both Captain Retro and Skipper are upset that Marlene is gone. They will want answers, and Wally KNOWS that he helped vote Marlene off the plane! We just need to make Wally spiral into a deep, DARK, depression, and he will be BEGGING to be voted off; just to make up for his mistake!” Zarbon says: “That certainly sounds like a brilliant plan, if I’ve ever heard of one!” Bulma says: “And they don’t come MORE brilliant, than MY plans!” (Confessional)

Zarbon says: “Bulma has this seemingly risky strategy, of using ME as a shield, while she protects herself from the rest of the competition! The thing of it is, it’s working out pretty well for her! And so far, nothing has even come CLOSE to breaking ME! But play-time is coming to an end. We can’t afford to IGNORE Captain Retro anymore! He’s NOT going to go away, and Bulma knows this! Bulma NEEDS to let me do what I MUST do; let ME go after Captain Retro! They won’t DOCK me penalty votes! Come ON! I’m…ME!!!! And they would be INSANE to eliminate ME!!!!” / Bulma says: “As long as I can keep Zarbon in my back pocket, the other contestants are of no consequence to me, because they can’t TOUCH me unless they go THROUGH Zarbon! I know that there will come a time that I WILL have to eliminate Zarbon, and it’s going to come when Zarbon would NEVER suspect it! I just hope Zarbon can eliminate Captain Retro before then. But if I MUST eliminate Zarbon first, I’ll figure out a way to eliminate Captain Retro on my own. After all, this wouldn’t be anywhere NEAR as fun if I didn’t have SOME kind of mental challenge to match my wits against!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to the First Class section, where all the other contestants are gathered, as Captain Retro looks out to the rising sun. Captain Retro sighs and asks: “Okay; I’m not going to point fingers here. I just want to understand why it had to come to this.” Patrick asks: “Come to what?” Captain Retro says: “Voting Marlene OFF!!!! What did you think I meant?!” Skipper says: “I don’t even CARE about Mr. I’ve Never Even SEEN His Face, and I agree with him!” Suzie scoffs and asks: “Do you think I could STAND being in the same plane as someone who has fooled around with at least HALF of the eliminated contestants?!” Skipper angrily says: “Watch IT! That’s my WIFE you’re talking about!” Captain Retro says: “Marlene might have had some faults, but she has NEVER pulled the kind of stunts that Zarbon would have you believe!” Rocko says: “I agree! Heffer would’ve told ME if Marlene had ever TRIED to sleep with him!” Reggie says: “I’ve learned to listen to my heart, and my heart tells me there is no WAY Marlene would’ve betrayed us like this!” Dudley asks: “What else were we supposed to do? It’s not like we had time to form an investigation team!” Chameleon says: “And besides, we HAD to vote someone off! If we TRIED to vote off Zarbon, do you think he would’ve taken it as WELL as Marlene did?!”

Captain Retro thinks about it, and says: “I have to admit, no. But we had a perfect opportunity to vote him off! Zarbon is a malignant narcissist, and he does NOT deserve to be here! Bulma might be CONNING him to be her partner, but it’s not exactly like Zarbon has REFUSED to do anything that Bulma has asked of him!” Patrick says: “Well, perhaps if we FIND something that Zarbon wouldn’t WANT to do…” Suzie asks: “And what would that be?! He’s not AFRAID of anything!” Captain Retro says: “That’s obviously not true! Everyone has SOMETHING they’re afraid of! Skipper is afraid of being abandoned, Chameleon is afraid of being alone, and Zarbon is most DEFINITELY afraid of losing his beauty! He might value his beautiful face, more than he WANTS the love of Bulma!” Reggie says: “Than that’s what we’ll use! We put him in situations that make him look LESS than glamorous, and this will cause FRICTION between Bulma and Zarbon!” Skipper says: “Somehow, I don’t think it’s going to be as easy as you WANT it to be!” Rocko says: “It most certainly WON’T be, but that’s what makes it more important to do! This is an important time for us to be all together!” Wally asks: “Even me?” Captain Retro says: “I would think so! Why wouldn’t you?!” Wally sighs and says: “Because I helped vote Marlene off, remember? I thought you WANTED me to vote her off because she LIED to you! I thought I was doing the right thing!” Skipper incredulously asks: “So it’s all YOUR fault she’s GONE, and WE’RE still stuck with Bulma and ZARBON?!!!” Wally nervously says: “I had no way of KNOWING that my vote would end up being the swing vote!” Skipper angrily says: “All you had to do was COUNT the number of contestants that were ANGRY at Marlene, add them up, and NOT let it CONCERN you!” Chameleon says: “Skipper! Even if Wally DID vote for Zarbon, that would’ve resulted in a tie-breaker challenge! And unless Sniz was in a GOOD mood, which he wasn’t, the tie-breaker challenge probably would’ve been something that catered to Zarbon’s strengths!” Skipper ruefully says: “That’s a POOR excuse! And I don’t WANT excuses! I want REVENGE!!!!” Captain Retro says: “Skipper! If Marlene was in YOUR place, do you THINK she would get FURIOUS about what Bulma and Zarbon have done?!” Skipper says: “I know Marlene! She wouldn’t TAKE it lying down!” Captain Retro says: “Skipper, if you try and take any type of revenge against Bulma and Zarbon, you’ll be no better than they are!” Skipper calms down, breathes deeply, and asks: “Than what are we supposed to do?” Captain Retro says: “Well, one thing for sure is, I think we ALL want the same thing here. We all want Zarbon and Bulma gone as soon as possible. Therefore, I propose we ALL become part of the Retro Alliance!” Skipper asks: “Does it HAVE to be called that?!” Reggie asks: “Do you HAVE a better name?!” Skipper gets an anime sweat drop and says: “Honestly, no.”

Captain Retro says: “I think it’s settled than. We all call a truce with each other, and we don’t vote for ANYBODY except for Zarbon and/or Bulma. Once they are gone, you are free to do what you want with each other; even vote ME off if that’s what you are inclined to do!” Rocko asks: “Why would you think one of us would want to vote you off?” Captain Retro says: “I’ve done the math. With Bulma and Zarbon gone, I would become the biggest mental AND physical threat in the game! That’s why I know that I won’t get to the Final Five! I’m too obvious of an end gamer, just like Tigress was. And the only reason my game plan has managed to last THIS long, is to distract everyone else from figuring out who the REAL winner is going to be!” Skipper excitedly asks: “Any idea on who THAT is going to be?!” Captain Retro seriously says: “If I didn’t tell MARLENE who it was going to be, do you think I’ll tell any of you?” Patrick says: “Even I could’ve figured that out!” Suzie says: “Look, we’ll worry about who will win once Zarbon and Bulma are gone! Their eliminations are the most important thing right now!” Rocko says: “Agreed. As of right now, we are ALL in this together!” (Confessional) Chameleon says: “Being on the good guy side, definitely isn’t as easy as it was to be a bad guy. I thought I was doing something good by voting Marlene off, and it ended up being the wrong course of action! Thankfully, I know that as long as Dudley and I are together, are chances of being a good duo that can make it all the way to the Final Three, are very good! And if I can help Captain Retro eliminate Zarbon and Bulma; than that will PROVE my inherent goodness to him!” /

Suzie is riled, and says: “How DARE Zarbon try to trick me like THAT?! Well, fool me once, shame on YOU! But you’re NOT fooling me a second time! I’m wise to your stunts NOW, Zarbon and Bulma! You are NEVER going to get me to distrust Otto’s loyalty to ME ever again! And if you’re watching this Marlene, I’m sorry that I voted you off. I honestly didn’t know. I hope we can be friends after this!” / Skipper sighs and says: “So, it has come to this. I’ve been in and out of this competition, and everyone else hasn’t missed a beat! I’m already a little nervous about my chances, and losing Marlene didn’t HELP matters! As much as I hate to admit it, Captain Retro has a point. I don’t want to become vilified in trying to take down Zarbon and Bulma, I want to do it the right way! Besides, if I take them down in the right way, that would result in good karma! And believe me; even though I’m still angry at Wally, I still want all the good karma I can get!” / Patrick says: “Believe it or not, I’m getting more worried about this game. The longer Bulma stays in this game, the greater chance there is that she’ll TRY to get me to use my brain coral against her! And I don’t want to become Bulma in trying to defeat her! So if Captain Retro has a plan that will get RID of Bulma, without me having to utilize my brain coral, than I am going to take it! I would like to win this game utilizing my OWN skills!” / Reggie says: “So the first good news is, I made the right call in NOT trying to vote off Marlene. The bad news is, it didn’t matter. Bulma and Zarbon tricked enough of the contestants into voting THEIR way! The second good news, however, is that if we can stay united and not fall for anymore of Bulma’s tricks that she’ll have Zarbon pull, than we should all end up all right in the end!” / Wally moans and says: “Of ALL the times I could’ve PICKED to make a mistake, why did I HAVE to make one during the LAST vote-off?! I thought that when I met Captain Retro, that my mistake-riddled past was behind me! I was good! I was golden! I wasn’t going to do anything WRONG anymore! And then I go and vote off Marlene! Now Skipper has GOT to HATE me right now, and I’m sure I’m no longer Captain Retro’s golden side-kick anymore! Am I even WORTHY to be in this competition? What good am I to anybody here, if I am still capable of making wrong calls like that? I want to promise Captain Retro that I won’t mess up like that again, but I don’t honestly know if I can keep that promise, even under the BEST of my intentions!” / Rocko says: “I’ll give Bulma credit for one thing, she KNEW when and where to hit us where it really hurt. Trying to turn half of us against Marlene, was a truly diabolic piece of work on her part; but I think I speak for ALL of us when I say that we aren’t going to stand for it anymore! As long as I remain in this competition, I will not let Bulma even TOUCH Captain Retro! Bulma has to learn that she can’t just TOY with people’s emotions like that and get away with it! Bulma HAS to see the error of her ways!” / Captain Retro says: “Wally’s aura is very conflicted right now. He feels as though it is all his fault that Marlene is gone. I would have thought that there was almost NO chance that Marlene would’ve left! When I told her what was the truth, I thought she would’ve taken that into account, and would’ve gathered evidence about Bulma’s plan, so even if Skipper HAD taken the fall, Marlene would’ve been able to permanently hinder Bulma’s plans! But with things as they are now, we’re going to have to resort to a teamwork effort in order to stop Bulma and Zarbon now! With our combined skills and knowledge, even Bulma and Zarbon can’t out-wit and/or out-muscle all of us! If they want a challenge in trying to get to the Final Five, that’s precisely what we’re going to give them! I won’t let Marlene’s elimination be in vain!” (End Confessional)

Suddenly, Sniz’s voice comes over the intercom, crying and sniffling uncontrollably. Sniz sadly says: “Attention, contestants! This is…your HEARTBROKEN host, the one without a GIRLFRIEND; speaking! This one goes out to ALL the broken hearted people out there!” Than Sniz starts singing: “She's gone, she's gone! Oh, why?! Oh, why?! I better learn how to face it! She's gone; she's gone! Oh, why?! Oh, why?! I'd pay the devil to replace her! She's gone; she's gone! Oh, why?! What went wrong?!” General Barracuda interrupts and angrily says: “Give me that! Apparently, our host is still too despondent to give out a challenge today, so I will be giving it out FOR him! Today, we will be going to the country of Germany, to engage in an authentic World War II re-creation of an aerial battle! It will be fun! Don’t miss it!”

Dudley asks: “We’re going to Germany?” Skipper says: “I had a feeling we’d be going there SOONER or later! I’d better break out the lederhosen!” Chameleon says: “And there’s a good chance we could win this, especially with Wally’s aerial abilities in the sky! Right?!” And Wally just moans in grief! (Confessional) Wally asks: “Why is it that at the MOMENT I just want to SLINK unnoticed into the cargo hold until everyone FORGETS about my erroneous mistake; that’s the moment when EVERYONE wants me to shine?! If I mess this up for them, they’ll NEVER let me live it down! And after all the things I’ve done to be a hero in this game, that’s all going to be forgotten because of ONE mistake! And WORSE, one that I CHOSE to make! How did I GET into this mess?!” / Captain Retro says: “Wally has the ability to win this challenge. The question is, will he be able to? If he continues to feel guilty about what happened to Marlene, the other contestants may not be as WILLING to help Wally out as I am! I just hope that Wally can re-gain his composure, for when it matters most!” (End Confessional) / I'll just break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! ;)

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It’s taken me entirely too long to get back to this, and I’m sorry for making you wait, but I feel that now is as good as time as any to finally finish up my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Shadows of the Night.” I hope you enjoy it. / After the commercials finish airing, the plane is still in transit, moving that much closer to a moment of destiny. Captain Retro turns to Rocko, and Captain Retro says: “I’m worried about Wally.” Rocko asks: “What’s to be worried about?” Captain Retro says: “I tried giving him time, I tried to give him the opportunity to talk about it, and I tried to remind him of what’s at stake here, but his aura is still guilt-ridden about what he did to Marlene! I don’t think he’s going to perform at his best for the challenge!” Rocko asks: “Isn’t there anything YOU can do about it? Surely you can convince him otherwise.” Captain Retro says: “I can only point Wally in the right direction, I can’t win a challenge for him.” Rocko says: “Look, if you’re worried about losing Wally, you shouldn’t be. You still have ME, Reggie, Dudley, Chameleon, and Suzie to fall back on at the VERY least! I won’t let Bulma eliminate you UNTIL she’s eliminated me! And she won’t be able to do that, without ME making some noise in the process! Whatever happens, we will FORCE her to eliminate Zarbon before she eliminates you!” Captain Retro asks: “Why would you think that she would do that?” Rocko says: “Bulma IS worried about you, but she KNOWS what Zarbon is fully capable of; whereas she doesn’t truly know what YOU are capable of! When it comes right down to it, Bulma would feel safer facing off against an UNKNOWN power of GOOD, than facing off against a KNOWN power of EVIL!” Captain Retro says: “Very true. Besides, we’re heading into a war challenge, so it will be a perfect opportunity for us to make Zarbon uncomfortable, and maybe get him to see that partnering up with Bulma isn’t such a good idea. Rocko says: “I know that whatever happens, things will work out for all of us in the long run!” Captain Retro says: “That’s what I’m working towards!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “The longer I stay in this competition, the more and more worried I become, not about Bulma, but providing a good, entertaining experience for the people watching back home! Everyone is depending on us for a satisfying conclusion, and I don’t want to let them down by raising their expectations to high, or by not being exciting enough! It’s not enough just to provide a good episode, I want to provide a great one, and I will never perform at less than my best!” / Rocko says: “I know where my loyalties stand. They stand with good friends who have earned my trust, and with contestants, who have shown to be faithful and dependable towards others. I may not know what Bulma is after, but I definitely know that it’s something that she is NEVER going to get, no matter WHAT her genius brain might tell her! If she REALLY wants to try to get it, she’s going to have ME to face with, first! And she’s going to find herself pretty UNPOPULAR once she tries THAT little stunt!” (End Confessional) At long last, the plane finally touches down in Germany! General Barracuda gets out, and smells the air! General Barracuda says: “I just LOVE the smell of Napalm in the morning! It smells like victory!” The contestants, and Sniz, all get out of the airplane, and the contestants wait for Sniz to snap back to his usual self, and announce the challenge like he usually does. General Barracuda, rather impatiently says: “Well, we’re WAITING!!!!”

Instead of saying something relevant to the situation, Sniz breaks out into a VERY familiar song and sings: “I want to know what love is! I want you to show me! I want to feel what love is! I know you can SHOW me!” General Barracuda shouts: “Enough of that! I guess it’s up to me to provide another exciting episode, AGAIN! We have taken you to Germany, which has historically had many important battles of many different wars fought within its borders. This battle…I mean, ‘challenge,’ will be divided into two parts. The first part is, you will be divided into duos, and you will take these army jeeps across the country. But be careful; it’s a REAL no-man’s land, if you know what I mean!” Suzie says: “Makes me REAL glad to be a WOMAN right now!” General Barracuda says: “The race will be filled with lots of potholes, non-lethal explosive mines, and simulated artillery flying in all directions, thanks to the magic of our Fairy Godparent interns! The second part of the challenge, will be flying in authentic World War II planes, and it is first come, first serve! Not only do you have to fly back to our airplane, but you got to shoot down as many Nazi airplanes as you can, if you want to make it to the finish line first! The duo that finishes first will receive the V.I.P. Lounge treatment until the next challenge! Everyone else will face a dreaded elimination ceremony, will another contestant will have to take the dreaded Drop of Shame! So no pressure; unless you don’t WANT to lose!” Patrick asks: “But there are eleven contestants! That means there are only FIVE duos!” General Barracuda says: “Which is WHY one of you lucky contestants, by choice of random selection, will get to be paired up with ME; and I pick, Captain Retro!” Bulma says: “Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay! You and Captain Retro are OBVIOUSLY planning to team up together and whup ME and Zarbon in this CHALLENGE! That’s GOT to be AGAINST the RULES!!!!” General Barracuda says: “Sorry to disappoint you, but it’s called Total Cartoon Global Cruise, NOT ‘Things Always go Bulma’s Way’! Now, pick your partners!” And everyone scrambles! Rocko and Reggie pair together, Dudley and Chameleon pair together, Bulma and Zarbon pair together, Suzie and Patrick pair together, which leaves only one possible pairing left! Skipper mournfully says: “Don’t tell me that I have to FLY with Wally?! Suzie, TRADE with me!” Suzie says: “Not a chance! While Patrick can be unpredictable, at LEAST he isn’t suffering from a crisis at the moment! I have my OWN chance of immunity to worry about, thank you!” Skipper seriously says: “Wally, you BETTER be UP for this!” And Wally just gulps nervously! (Confessional)

Suzie says: “I may not know how well Patrick can fly, but ANYONE can gun down a plane! Therefore, I’ll do all the piloting, and let Patrick handle the shooting! Even if we don’t come in first, it will STILL probably be a better performance than what Wally will put in!” / Patrick happily says: “I’m making PROGRESS! Suzie has more faith in ME, than she does in Wally! It’s a tiny victory, but I’ll take it!” / Captain Retro says: “I guess General Barracuda doesn’t like Bulma anymore than WE do! Why else would he offer to pair up with me for this challenge? I may not agree with his ultra-hard methods, but they will definitely provide me with some much needed muscle that I wouldn’t have otherwise!” / Bulma groans and says: “UGH!!!! I can’t BELIEVE the audacity of THAT…FISH!!!! With him helping Captain Retro, I won’t have a CHANCE to eliminate that STUPID dog TODAY!!!! I guess Zarbon and I will HAVE to gun for Wally after all!” / Skipper asks: “Why does Suzie HATE me? Did I do something AWFUL to her in a past life-time?! Whatever it was, I’m SORRY already!” / Wally breathes deeply and says: “I’m all right, I can do this! I am loyal, dependable, confidant, and successful! I WILL not choke! (Gulps) I sure HOPE I don’t CHOKE!” (End Confessional) The duos all get into their war Jeeps, and General Barracuda says: “It’s time to drive like it is nobodies, business, which means that we are NOT going for a Friday afternoon stroll on an Autobahn! I want to see you race like you mean it!” Dudley says: “You don’t have to worry about us, we are READY for this challenge!” General Barracuda says: “And before I forget, there is the matter of THIS!!!!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-beep! Beep! Beep!) Suzie sighs and says: “I had a FEELING that was coming from a MILE away!” General Barracuda says: “Sing as if your life depends on it! Otherwise, I’ll be all over the shirkers like a BAD itch!” Patrick says: “No worries, I hate itching! We’ll all sing!”

Genre: Punk rock. Sub-genre: The Clash (the band). Song: “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” Sung by: Cast! / General Barracuda: “Darling, you got to let me know. Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine, I'll be here 'til the end of time! So you got to let me know, should I stay or should I go?” Captain Retro about Marlene: “It's always tease, tease, tease.” Wally, in general: “You're happy when I'm on my knees.” Zarbon: “One day it’s fine, and next it’s black.” Wally: “So if you want me off your back; well, come on and let me know; should I stay or should I go?” Cast: “Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now?” Patrick: “If I go there will be trouble!” Suzie: “And if I stay it will be double!” Chameleon: “So come on and let me know!” Dudley: “This indecision's bugging me!” Captain Retro: “Indecisión me molesta.” Wally: “If you don't want me, set me free.” Captain Retro: “Si no me quieres, librame.” Chameleon: “Exactly whom I'm supposed to be?” Captain Retro: “Dime! ¿Qué tengo ser?” Bulma, to Zarbon: “Don't you know which clothes even fit me?” Captain Retro: “¿Sabes que ropa me quedar?” Reggie to Rocko: “Come on and let me know, should I cool it or should I blow?” Captain Retro: “¿Me debo ir o quedarme?” Rocko: “Split!” Captain Retro: “Doble! ¿Me frío o lo soplo? Esperda!” General Barracuda: “Rat-a-rat-ta-rat-ta!” Cast and Captain Retro: “Should I stay or should I go now? (Yo! ¿Me frío o lo soplo?) Should I stay or should I go now? (Yo! ¿Me frío o lo soplo?) If I go there will be trouble, (Si me voy, va a haber peligro), and if I stay it will be double. (Si me quedo, es doble). So you got to let me know, (Pero que tienes que decir), should I cool it or should I blow? (¿Me frío o lo soplo?) Should I stay or should I go now? (¿Me frío o lo soplo?) If I go there will be trouble, (Si me voy, va a haber peligro), and if I stay there will be double. (Si me quedo, es doble). So you gotta let me know, (Pero que tienes que decir), should I stay or should I go?!” / And the epic song ends as all the contestants finally get out of the hectic war zone, and to the safety of the plane rafters.

General Barracuda says: “Well, you managed to make it through that mess without a scratch. I’m proud of you, for being so vigilant! Now, before you get to fly your planes, you have to know how to fly them. And YES, Bulma, I already know that YOU know, this is for everyone else! Instead of going into a lengthy explanation, I will show you a montage of clips from the 1986 hit movie “Top Gun,” which should tell you everything you NEED to know about flying an airplane, edited to a rocking hit song from that movie! And if at the end, you’re still confused, that’s NOT my problem! Here we go!” /

Genre: Hard rock. Sub-genre: Kenny Loggins. Song: “Danger Zone!” Sung by: Kenny Loggins! / “Revving up your engine, listen to her howling roar. Metal under tension, begging you to touch and go. Highway to the Danger Zone! Ride into the Danger Zone! Heading into twilight, spreading out her wings tonight. She got you jumping off the deck and shoving into overdrive. Highway to the Danger Zone! I'll take you
right into the Danger Zone! They never say ‘hello’ to you, until you get it on the red line overload. You'll never know what you can do, until you get it up as high as you can go! (Instrumental solo) Out along the edge is always where I burn to be. The further on the edge, the hotter the intensity! Highway to the Danger Zone! I'm gonna take you right into the Danger Zone! Highway to the Danger Zone! Right into the Danger Zone! Highway to the Danger Zone! I'm gonna take you right into the Danger Zone! Highway to the Danger Zone! Right into the Danger Zone!” /

General Barracuda says: “With that out of the way, we can get to the EXCITING part of the challenge! How many unmanned planes can YOU shoot down?!” Zarbon asks: “We’re NOT actually going to kill anybody?” General Barracuda sighs, and disappointed, says: “Unfortunately, no. Standards said that this show has to have a STRICT no-killing policy, unless it’s someone very, very, VERY bad! And apparently, people flying Nazi planes DON’T qualify unless they are ACTUAL Nazi’s! So you’ll just have to be content with shooting down empty planes! Now let’s get out and FLY people!” (Confessional) Zarbon angrily fumes and he says: “How DARE General Barracuda tell ME, ‘No!’ Nobody tells ME no! I can do whatever I WANT!!!! And right now, I’m going to hurt a certain MUTT! Bulma will thank me later!”

(End Confessional) General Barracuda says: “Captain Retro, I’m going to fly the plane! You can shoot down all the enemy fighters!” Captain Retro looks weirdly at him, and says: “Do you think THAT’S a good idea?! I’m not comfortable with THAT idea; I HATE guns!” Zarbon yells: “Take THIS!!!!” And Zarbon fires an ENERGY ball at Captain Retro! Captain Retro tries to dodge it, but PART of his fur is slightly singed! Captain Retro yells: “My FUR!!!! You shot my FUR!!!!” Than Captain Retro gets this CRAZED, berserk look in his eyes and he angrily says: “Son of a…female dog; and I don’t mean ME!!!! You’re going DOWN!!!!” Bulma screams: “What did you DO, Zarbon?!” Zarbon says: “He’s not going to hit us! He’s bluffing!” Bulma yells: “But he could SHOOT our plane down and FORCE us OUT of the challenge! How will you deal with THAT?!!!” And Zarbon, all too late, realizes the fatal flaw in his ‘plan.’ (Confessional) Zarbon honestly asks: “How was I supposed to know that Captain Retro COULD dodge a surprise attack that FAST?!!!” / Bulma groans and face-palms herself! Bulma says: “Those hero-types are all the same! They are perfectly FINE as long as you keep a safe distance from them, but if you so much as mess up their HAIR; they fly off the handle! Thanks a LOT, Zarbon! I’m not even sure MY genius flying can get us THROUGH that one!” / Captain Retro seethes and says: “I think that up until now, I’ve been EXTREMELY tolerant and patient towards Zarbon and Bulma, but that was TOTALLY uncalled for!!!! Well, if Zarbon REALLY wants to see what I’m made of, than he’s in for SUCH a rude awakening!” (End Confessional)

General Barracuda nervously says: “Say, Suzie, why don’t you sing a song while you’re piloting your plane in order to distract from this oncoming onslaught?!” Suzie says: “I don’t WANT to!” General Barracuda says: “Come on! Why do you think we WANTED you ON for this season?! Certainly NOT for your athletic skills! Your voice is one of the things that is MAKING this season!” Suzie says: “All right, but only because YOU think that my singing voice is good!” /

Genre: New wave. Sub-genre: Pat Benatar. Song: “Shadows of the Night.” Sung by: Suzie Carmichael! / During the night time, a montage of the contestant driven planes is shown, with Captain Retro shooting down an INSANE amount of drone controlled planes, and even Zarbon AND Bulma’s plane, while the other contestants just do what they can to avoid the stray fire coming from the other planes! / Suzie: “We're running with the shadows of the night! So baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight! They'll come true in the end! You said, oh girl, it's a cold world, when you keep it all to yourself. I said, you can't hide on the inside, all the pain you've ever felt. Ransom my heart, but baby don't look back, because we got nobody else! We're running with the shadows of the night, so baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight! They'll come true in the end! You know that sometimes, it feels like it's all moving way too fast! Use every alibi and words you deny, that love ain't meant to last. You can cry tough, baby! It's all right, you can let me down easy but not tonight! We're running with the shadows of the night! So baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight, they'll come true in the end! (Instrumental solo) We're running with the shadows of the night! So baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight; they'll come true in the end! And now the hands of time are standing still! Midnight angel, won't you say you will? We're running with the shadows of the night! So baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight; they'll come true in the end! We're running with the shadows of the night! So baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight; they'll come true in the end! We're running with the shadows of the night! So baby take my hand, it'll be all right! Surrender all your dreams to me tonight; they'll come true in the end!” / And the epic song ends, as five planes cross the finish line, and Zarbon flies Bulma to the finish line. Bulma gets out of Zarbon’s hands and taps her foot angrily. Bulma impatiently says: “Well?!” Zarbon sighs and says: “Fine! I shouldn’t have TRIED to shoot Captain Retro! Shame on me! I thought I could take him out!” Bulma seriously says: “Pull another stunt like THAT, again, and I won’t ever GO out, with YOU again!”

(Confessional) Bulma says: “To put it simply, today has been a DISASTER! We could have spent the entire TIME making Wally look bad, but NO!!!! Zarbon just HAD to ‘try’ his OWN ‘plan,’ if you can CALL it that! Well, he better think of SOMETHING fast if he wants to save his own skin; because I certainly CAN’T and/or won’t, since I don’t have Anti-Timmy I can use anymore!” (End Confessional) Wally runs up to Zarbon, and Wally angrily says: “How DARE you target Captain Retro like that?! Who do you think you ARE?! It is bad enough you make MARLENE look bad, but you go around and TRY to shoot down a dog as good as HE is?! That’s inexcusable!” Zarbon taunts Wally, and Zarbon sarcastically says: “Oh, WAHH!!!! And what are YOU, going to DO about it, PRIMATE?!!!” And before anyone can BLINK, Wally SUCKER punches Zarbon in his left eye! Captain Retro snaps out of his rage and shockingly asks: “Did you just PUNCH out Cthulu?!!!” Zarbon screams: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!! Not TWICE!!!! RIGHT in the SAME eye! I just HEALED that eye!!!!” Apparently, this scream snaps Sniz out of his funk and he asks: “What just happened here?!” General Barracuda sarcastically says: “So NOW you decide to get back to normal?!” Sniz says: “I was in a DEEP, dark depression! I have normal feelings like anyone else, and they CAN be hurt, okay?! I wasn’t thinking clearly!” General Barracuda asks: “So I can let YOU handle things now, and NOT have to worry about your random singing anymore?” Sniz says: “The sting of what has happened to me still hurts a little, but I’ll find a way to deal with it in a more constructive matter. Wally; how could you HIT Zarbon like that?!” Wally says: “He tried to MAIM Captain Retro! He deserved it!” Captain Retro says: “For the record, he didn’t hurt me, he just lightly singed my fur!” Sniz says: “Wally, I’m surprised by you! I thought you KNEW better than to just PUNCH someone!” Wally says: “Well, if anyone is looking to target ME, tonight; I’m sorry, but I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of voting me OFF, BULMA!!!! Sniz, I QUIT!!!!” General Barracuda says: “Suits me, just fine. I didn’t want to go through another STUPID elimination ceremony anyways!” Wally turns to Captain Retro, and Wally says: “Keep up the good work against Zarbon and Bulma; I know they won’t make it far with YOU around!”

(Confessional) Captain Retro says: “I’ve got to be honest; I really didn’t think the little guy had it in him; but he pleasantly surprised me today! That little guy really knows how to THROW a punch!” / Wally says: “Even someone as nice as I am has his limits, as to what he will let others get away with. I don’t approve of Zarbon trying to shoot Captain Retro, and provoke him into an attack! At the very least, I get to leave Zarbon with something to remember me, by!” / Bulma sighs and says: “Well, not the ending for Wally that I WANTED to give him; but at least Wally is going to be gone, now! Way to take one for MY team, Zarbon!” / Zarbon is wearing his eye-patch again, and says: “Note to self, never make Wally mad, EVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Wally says: “Reggie and Suzie, I hope to see you at the finale! Bye!” And Wally pushes a button on his intergalactic watch, and he teleports out of Germany. Sniz says: “And with that, we have finally finished with another episode! Will Zarbon EVER re-gain use of his left eye?! Will Captain Retro EVER go berserk again?! And will our next episode be even better than this one?! Find out the answers to these questions and MORE, on the NEXT exciting episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! I’m BACK, baby!” /

Epilogue: Both Sniz and Zarbon are contemplating what relationships mean to them; Sniz’s former relationship with Katie, and Zarbon’s current ‘relationship’ with Bulma, as they both sing along to a rocking hit song from Joan Jett and the Blackhearts! / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: Joan Jett. Song: “I Hate Myself for Loving You.” Sung by: Zarbon and Sniz! / Zarbon, about Bulma: “Midnight, getting uptight, where are you? You said you'd meet me, now its quarter to two. I know I'm hanging, but I'm still wanting you!” Sniz, about Katie: “Hey now, it's a fact they're talking in town; I turn my back and you're messing around! I'm not really jealous, don't like looking like a clown!” Zarbon, about Bulma: “I think of you every night and day!” Sniz, about Katie: “You took my heart, then you took my pride away!” Zarbon: “I hate myself for loving you! Can't break free from the things that you do! I wanna walk, but I run back to you! That's why I hate myself for loving you! Ow!” (Instrumental solo)

Sniz, about Katie: “Daylight, spent the night without you. But I've been dreaming about the loving you do.” Sniz, about Marlene: “I'm over being angry about the Hell you put me through!” Zarbon, about Bulma: “Hey, woman, bet you can treat me right! You just don't know what you was missing last night! I wanna see you begging, say forget it just for spite! I think of you every night and day!” Sniz, about Katie: “You took my heart, and you took my pride away!” Zarbon: “I hate myself for loving you! Can't break free from the things that you do! I wanna walk, but I run back to you! That's why I hate myself for loving you! Ow!” (Instrumental solo) Zarbon, about Bulma: “I think of you every night and day!” Sniz, about Katie: “You took my heart and you took my pride away!” Zarbon: “I hate myself for loving you! Can't break free from the things that you do! I wanna walk, but I run back to you! That's why I hate myself for loving you! I hate myself for loving you! Can't break free from the things that you do! I wanna walk, but I run back to you! That's why I hate myself for loving you! I hate myself, for loving you! I hate myself, for loving you! I hate myself, for loving you! I hate myself! I hate myself, for loving you!” / And the epic song ends. /

Episode notes: Second episode where Zarbon has been punched in the left eye, this time it is Wally who leaves Zarbon with a blackened eye. Wally decides to quit this episode, rather than give Bulma and Zarbon the satisfaction of voting him off. It’s revealed in this episode that Captain Retro can temporarily go berserk whenever somebody messes up his fur! Featured songs in this episode are: “Love is a Battlefield; Should I Stay or Should I Go; Shadows of the Night” (also the episode title), and “I Hate Myself for Loving You.” Sniz also sings a bit of “She’s Gone,” and “I Want to Know What Love Is” while he is heart-broken. With Wally quitting, all of the representatives of “Rocket Monkeys,” (Wally being the only representative), have now been eliminated from this show. /

Personal notes: I was really stumped with how to finish this episode. That, and I have been busy helping my family deal with more personal matters. This was my first opportunity to get back to what I have been doing. If this episode has not been up to the same level of greatness as other episodes of mine can be, I’m really sorry; but I want to try to finish this season up as soon as I can! I’ll try to do better for the remaining episodes. As far as Wally was concerned, I think his show is unfairly maligned (especially compared with the later seasons of “The Fairly Oddparents”), and it deserved to do a lot better than it should have! One of the things that I liked about this season, is the fact that Wally kept getting to call himself “Admiral Wally, his Smartness!” I wasn’t quite sure about HOW Wally had to leave, I just knew that he had to do it in this episode, in order to give Captain Retro more determination about taking down Zarbon and Bulma. I WAS going to have Bulma engineer a way to get rid of Wally; but I decided to turn the tables on her, by letting Wally be responsible for his OWN destiny, and let Wally leave the way he wanted to; by giving Zarbon something he wouldn’t FORGET so easily! So at the very least, I could end this episode on a high note! / That’s my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! ;)

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I’m ready to get BACK in the game, so it’s time to start another rocking edition of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” :D / Sniz is in the cock-pit, and says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, I was in a bit of a…funk, so to speak; so General Barracuda took command with a REALLY awesome challenge idea! He took the remaining contestants to Germany, where they had to engage each other in an authentic World War II air-plane challenge! But when Zarbon found out that he WASN’T going to get to KILL anybody, he got MAD and made the ERRONEOUS mistake of SINGING Captain Retro’s fur! Bad idea, Zarbon! Because of this, Captain Retro systematically CREAMED everyone else in the challenge, and won himself immunity! Wally didn’t like it that Zarbon targeted Captain Retro the way he did; and Wally PUNCHED Zarbon right in the face! It’s always the NICE ones, you got to beware of, huh? Not even waiting for an Elimination Ceremony, Wally decided to quit being a contestant, rather than give Bulma the satisfaction of voting him off! We are now FINALLY down to the top ten contestants; and before everything is said and done, one more contestant will be eliminated and sent packing out of the show. It’s anyone’s guess as to who will survive this time, and get one step closer to winning a $44.44 million grand prize pay-off! So join us, on a Canadian-themed version of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Eh?” /

Instead of the usual show open, a montage of MANY of the contestants, eliminated and still in the contest, are show-cased, all while a ROCKING song by Alanis Morissette is played in the back-ground! / Genre: Pop Rock. Sub-genre: Alanis Morissette. Song: “You Learn.” Sung by: Alanis Morissette! / “Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I, recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone; yeah. I recommend walking around naked in your living room. Swallow it down! (What a jagged little pill). It feels so good! (Swimming in your stomach). Wait until the dust settles! You live, you learn. You love, you learn. You cry, you learn. You lose, you learn. You bleed, you learn. You scream, you learn! I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone. I certainly do! I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth, at any time! Feel free! Throw it down! (The caution blocks you from the wind). Hold it up! (To the rays). You wait and see when the smoke clears! You live, you learn! You love, you learn! You cry, you learn! You lose, you learn! You bleed, you learn! You scream, you learn! Aye, you learn! Aye, you learn! Woah! Aye, you learn! (Instrumental solo) You learn! You learn! Wear it out! (The way a three-year-old would do). Melt it down. (You're gonna have to eventually anyway). The fire trucks are coming up around the bend! You live, you learn. You love, you learn! You cry, you learn! You lose, you learn! You bleed, you learn! You scream, you learn! You grieve, you learn. You choke, you learn. You laugh, you learn. You choose, you learn. You pray, you learn. You ask, you learn. You live, you learn!” / And the epic song ends! /

“I Will Not Go Quietly!” / The plane is in transit, and Zarbon is still wincing from the bruise that Wally gave him in his left eye, covered by his black eye-patch. Zarbon asks: “Bulma, did you know that monkeys COULD even throw a punch THAT strong?!” Bulma says: “I never personally MET one before that was THAT strong, so this one took me COMPLETELY by surprise!” Zarbon sulks and says: “It’s all because of that STUPID Captain Retro, and his STUPID ‘friendships!’ If WE had friends like that, Captain Retro wouldn’t BE so smug and secure in First Class!” Bulma scoffs and says: “If WE had friends like THAT, they’d all want a piece of OUR $44.44 million that WE’RE never going to let them see a PENNY of!” Zarbon says: “Captain Retro should NOT have lasted this long! This can only end one way; Captain Retro and I will HAVE to meet on the field of battle and SETTLE this once and for all!” Bulma screams: “You are not meeting ANYBODY on ANY field of BATTLE! I NEED YOU HERE!!!!” And Zarbon winces from Bulma’s yell! Zarbon asks: “SHEESH! What are you trying to DO?! Make my EARS as useless as my left eye?! You don’t have to SCREAM that loud!!!!” Bulma loudly says: “I’m TRYING to make a POINT to you! You know full-well that Sniz will hit you with penalty votes if you do as much, as PINCH Captain Retro! Wally would’ve gotten penalty votes for PUNCHING you, if he didn’t decide to quit!” Zarbon says: “All I’m saying is, if we don’t take care of Captain Retro SOON, we won’t be able to do it at ALL!”

Bulma indifferently says: “Captain Retro is just a minor inconvenience! No more, no less. I have no doubt that sooner or later, he’s going to run out of allies he can fall back on. Once he does, we’ll be able to handle him with KID gloves!” Zarbon asks: “And you are SURE about this, BECAUSE?!” Bulma chuckles and says: “That would be TELLING, wouldn’t it?! I want to GIVE Captain Retro the element, of surprise! It will make his blind-side all the more CONVINCING!!!!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Zarbon has been asking me a LOT of questions, and I’m SICK of IT!!!! Not that it’s HARD for me to LIE to Zarbon and have him BUY whatever I tell him, but I THINK that he’s starting to get suspicious! Not to mention, that I’ve been having to get a LOT more physical in my ‘show-mance’ with him, just to keep him off my back! Not that it’s the most DEGRADING thing I’ve ever done, but I could do so many other, BETTER things with my time that DON’T involve getting intimate with ZARBON; even if he DOES have a body sculpted like the GODS!!!! Lucky for me, the thought of me MARRYING the no-nonsense Vegeta, helps keep my mind DISTRACTED from the man-candy that IS Zarbon!” / Zarbon says: “You would think that after all this time together, Bulma would trust me with ANYTHING, but she’s still keeping to herself! Don’t get me wrong; she’s the best LOVER I’ve ever had, and I wouldn’t trade her for anything! Granted, she has a few quirks I could LIVE without; but I suppose that’s what a real relationship is all about. You’ve got to take the bad, with the good. And believe me; Bulma is very, VERY good!” (End Confessional)

Captain Retro is in the V.I.P. Lounge with Rocko, Reggie, Chameleon, and Dudley. Captain Retro says: “You guys, I think the time of reckoning for Zarbon is drawing near.” Dudley asks: “Why would you think that?” Captain Retro says: “Bulma is running out of excuses she can TELL Zarbon; and more importantly, running out of patience, for his inability to eliminate who she REALLY wants to target!” Rocko says: “Our plan is working then! We’re wearing Bulma down! It won’t be too long before she eliminates Zarbon!” Reggie asks: “But how COULD Bulma eliminate Zarbon?! She’s a GENIUS, but she’s NOT strong! If Zarbon’s in perfect health when he gets eliminated, he might try to KILL everybody! After all, he’d have nothing ELSE to lose by THAT point!” Dudley says: “Unless Bulma TRIES to convince Captain Retro to fight it out with Zarbon! She KNOWS that Zarbon WANTS to fight with Captain Retro! And if the right opportunity were to arise, she’d LET Zarbon knock himself out in a fight with Captain Retro, and CLAIM that Captain Retro was acting in self-defense! And Zarbon is SO stubborn, he won’t stop TRYING to fight unless his body is COMPLETELY broken, which will play RIGHT into Bulma’s hands! After all, if Zarbon CAN’T fight, how could he POSSIBLY stop his own elimination?!” Captain Retro says: “That’s a very accurate observation. Bulma MIGHT decide to try to befriend me, in an attempt to save her OWN game. However, I REFUSE to play into Bulma’s hands!” Reggie says: “But we NEED Zarbon eliminated! It’s the only way that a member of the Retro alliance will have a CHANCE of winning the $44.44 million pay-off!” Captain Retro says: “Which is why I will need some help. Chameleon?” Chameleon asks: “You want ME?!” Captain Retro asks: “You can change into ANYTHING while you wear that suit of yours, right?” Chameleon says: “Absolutely!” Captain Retro asks: “Can you imitate their voice?” Chameleon reluctantly admits: “Not really, no.” Captain Retro says: “Then you’ll just have to be mute for the plan I’m planning. As long as Zarbon GOES for this plan, that’s all that matters!” Rocko asks: “Don’t keep us in suspense! What plan?!” Captain Retro says: “I use the PERFECT decoy! If Zarbon ever tries to start a fight with ME; I step out and let CHAMELEON turn INTO me, and fight Zarbon in my place!” Reggie says: “I like that plan!” Dudley says: “It sounds awfully dangerous!” Chameleon says: “But I don’t want Zarbon getting the $44.44 million, just as much as you guys! I’ll do this plan! When do you think Zarbon will try to fight you?” Captain Retro says: “Not yet, but soon. When Bulma can’t afford for Zarbon to stick around any longer, that’s when she’ll order Zarbon to go after me! That’s when we can make our move!” Rocko asks: “You DO realize this plan will only WORK if Chameleon is still IN the competition WITH you when Zarbon tries to attack you?” Captain Retro says: “That’s why you’ve got to interfere with Bulma’s plans.” Dudley asks: “What do you mean by that?” Reggie REALIZES and she says: “You need a couple of contestants to end their games, and keep Bulma from TARGETING Chameleon, don’t you?!”

Captain Retro says: “I can’t ASK any of you to do that for me; a good friend wouldn’t do that under any circumstances. Bulma and Zarbon BOTH need to learn about humility, and why they should be HONEST to others. This whole plan hinges on YOU guys! You need to be the ones, to make the call.” Rocko sighs and says: “I’ll go first. Reggie must carry on in my place.” Dudley says: “I’m willing to go, since it will help get Zarbon AND Bulma out!” Captain Retro says: “Very well, then. But keep yourselves out of trouble, and DON’T do anything to make Zarbon or Bulma suspicious of our motives! We’ll need the element of surprise on our side if we are to make this plan work.” Reggie says: “Agreed! Rocko, are you sure you’re all right doing this for me?!” Rocko says: “I’ve already MADE the Final Six TWICE; missing out on it ONCE isn’t going to be the end of the world for me.” Reggie hugs Rocko, and she says: “Rocko, I LOVE you!” Rocko humbly says: “I know.” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “We finally have a plan in place, for dealing with Zarbon and Bulma. That’s the EASY part! The hard part will be making sure we can carry out this plan! I admire Rocko and Dudley for putting themselves into Bulma’s line of fire. Even SHE won’t suspect that I’m trying to out-play her! How could she?! She thinks she knows EVERYTHING!!!! But in this case, what Bulma doesn’t know, COULD hurt her! Or at the very least, hurt her game-play as a contestant!” / Rocko says: “I already know how I’m going to make SURE that Bulma and Zarbon target ME first! I’m going to raise as many WARNINGS to Zarbon that I can, about how Bulma doesn’t really LOVE him, and is only USING him to get further in the game! I don’t know if it will help Zarbon out, but it will certainly make Bulma all too eager to get ME out of the game! I may leave the game, but I will definitely make SOME sort of impact once I do!” / Dudley says: “I think both Kitty and Keswick will be proud of me for doing what I’m about to do. I think I’ve matured a LOT since my first days at the T.U.F.F. agency! They’ll probably give me a medal of honor of sometime once I get home.” / Chameleon excitedly says: “I’m going to get to transform into a SUPERHERO!!!! That’s AWESOME!!!! And with any luck, with Zarbon and Bulma gone, I’ll be going to the Final Five! I’LL be GOING to the FINAL five!!!! I wonder what will happen, THEN?!” (End Confessional)

Sniz’s voice comes over the inter-com speakers, and in a faux Canadian accent; Sniz says: “Attention, eh? We’re going to the land of Canada, eh? The land where they say ‘aboot’ instead of ‘about,’ measure their distance in kilometers, and where their Canadian bacon is actually ham! We’ll be starting off with a nice canoe ride to Newfoundland, and after that, you’ll be in a lumber-jack competition, which will be finished off with a totem based challenge; that will TEST your memory skills! The contestant that finishes first, will get the V.I.P. Lounge treatment, and be safe from the impending Elimination Ceremony! Needless to say, SOMEONE will be eliminated before all is said and done, so I want to see you put your game faces on, eh? We’ll be landing in about an hour, so take this time to unwind, relax, and mentally prepare yourselves. I want you all performing at your best! Sniz, out!” Upon hearing this, Suzie sighs and says: “Oh, goodie! Another physical competition!” Patrick asks: “What’s the matter? Don’t you like physical challenges?” Suzie says: “I understand why YOU like them; you’re an untapped source of RAW muscle; that can really DO things when you put your mind to it! Me; I’m not cut out for the rugged life of a lumber-jack, I was hoping for these challenges to be more musically based!” Skipper says: “That’s why my motto is; ‘Hope for the best, prepare for the worst’!” Suzie says: “That’s not a motto, that’s common sense!” Patrick says: “Even I could have told you that! Look Suzie; you’re a good contestant! I’m willing to help you out!” Suzie asks: “Why would you be willing to do that?” Patrick says: “Well, despite the fact that we don’t really GO well together, we make a pretty good combination when we put our differences aside. You help me focus on what I need to do, I give you the endurance YOU need to do things! If you want, I could help you get to the Final Three!” Skipper asks: “And WHY would you EVER do THAT?!” Patrick says: “Because I want a nice, friendly competition at the Final Three. Not EVERYONE has some nefarious plan up their sleeves, Skipper!” (Confessional) Patrick says: “If you ask me, Skipper is taking this game MUCH too seriously!” /

Skipper mockingly says: “Not everyone has some nefarious plan up their SLEEVES, Skipper!” Than he seriously says: “That Patrick is acting so NICE!!!! NOBODY acts THAT nice without having an ulterior motive! He’s up to something, and I’m going to find out what it is!” / Suzie sighs and says: “So, my entire game plan is boiling down, to letting Patrick be MY physical half, and help me do well in challenges, while I be his mental half and help him focus on the game. Not the winning strategy I was PERSONALLY hoping for, but if it helps me get to the Final Three, than I’m all for it! I just got to keep my wits about me, and keep a level-head about this thing. This game is not over yet, and I will need all the energy I can muster, if I want to win in the home stretch! Suzie Carmichael has got this game in the BAG, baby! Tommy and Chuckie are going to be SO impressed when I get back home, as a winner!” (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I’ll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! ;)

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1 hour ago, Hayden said:

I think Skipper should become the endgame hero of Global Cruise

It's only fitting since you're copying a season where Heather won

By that logic, BULMA would be the Heather of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," and Zarbon would be the Alejandro of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," and neither of them are going to win MY season! :rolleyes: I will tell you THIS though; I am a HUGE LaShawna, Tyler, and Bridgette fan; and three of my characters are loose representations of those characters. Which ones? You'll have to figure that out for yourself! :D And don't tell anyone on this thread! o.o Keep it to yourself! ;)

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It’s time to finish this episode, and release my first contribution in this Spin-Off Festival, so get ready for the second and final part of the episode “I Will Not Go Quietly!” For the show of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Skipper decides to go up to the cock-pit, to see if he can get some answers from somebody! Skipper says: “If everyone else expects me to just let Patrick completely slip on FREE into the Final Three, I won’t LET him! There’s only ONE guy who deserves to be in the Final Three, and it IS going to be me! Hayden PROMISED me that I WOULD get, and why would HE be wrong?! He’s…Hayden!!!!” But Skipper is STOPPED by a brand NEW Steel Door, installed in the cock-pit doorway! Skipper groans and says: “Oh, MAN!!!! Why did you have to REPLACE that Steel Door?! No matter, I’m STILL going forward!” Skipper knocks on the door and says: “Open UP, Fondue! I need to have a TALK with you!” Fondue yells: “We don’t have TALKS with UNIMPORTANT people and/or PENGUINS, Skipper!!!!” Skipper yells LOUDER: “I NEED TO TALK WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! Don’t MAKE me blow UP that Steel Door you worked so HARD on!!!!” General Barracuda asks: “What’s he going on about now?!” Fondue groans and says: “Skipper is just having another one of his delusions of grandeur. But I better talk to him anyway; I don’t want to TAKE the chance that he’s just BLUFFING!!!!” Fondue comes out of the cock-pit and says: “You can talk with ME, if you want, but that’s it!” Skipper says: “I thought you would be more EAGER for this! After all, I’m giving you a CHANCE to be RELEVANT!!!!” Fondue says: “I don’t need any help from YOU in that department! What’s so important that you have to have a talk with me?” Skipper seriously says: “You’ve seen EVERYTHING that has happened this season, RIGHT?! So YOU would know whether or not Patrick has something devious planned in mind; which I’m SURE that he is planning something devious! Well, I’m NOT going to let myself get blind-sided a THIRD time! So you are GOING to tell me WHAT Patrick is up to, when he is going to carry OUT his nefarious scheme; and how I should go about STOPPING it!!!!”

Fondue can’t control himself and he uncontrollably LAUGHS: “HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! HA…HO, HO, HO, HO, HA, HA, HA, HA! Oh MY! OH IT HURTS!!!! HA, HA! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!...Oh, are you SERIOUS?!!! Maybe you didn’t get the memo, but I DON’T give season shattering secrets to contestants, ESPECIALLY when there AREN’T any to begin with!!!!” Skipper says: “You let ZARBON play around with the EDITING machine, and never give HIM any PENALTY votes for DOING that!” Fondue says: “That’s because he looks like ORLANDO BLOOM!!!! You are NOT Orlando Bloom; and you’re NOT even in the top FIVE of the most liked contestants on this show! You’re IMPOSSIBLE to deal with; and the sooner you REALIZE that, the better off we’ll all be for it! Skipper yells: “I NEED to WIN THIS SEASON!!!! I HAVE to AVENGE MARLENE!!!!” Fondue screams: “SHUT UP!!!! If you WANT to win a season of a show so BADLY; why don’t you have HAYDEN write up a show for you…oh, THAT’S right! He already HAS a show called Secret Agent Snail Season 2; that as of 5-26-2017, doesn’t even HAVE one REPLY to it!” Skipper says: “But Hayden PROMISED me that I would WIN this season!!!!” Fondue chuckles, rolls his eyes, and seriously says: “Hayden does not KNOW how this show is supposed to work! We’re not going to GIVE you the win, just because Hayden TOLD you that you were going to win; it will GO to the contestant that most DESERVES this win; I.E., someone honest, faithful, loyal, trustworthy, and has been a constant source of reliability throughout this season! By those standards, even PATRICK has more of a right to be a season winner than YOU do! All YOU’VE done this season is act COMPLETELY paranoid and provocative towards SEVERAL contestants this season without ANY real reason to DO so; and having a COMPLETELY unreliable Performance Edgic through-out the ENTIRE arc of this season!” Skipper moans and says: “Well, if Hayden would just GIVE me some clues as to how I am SUPPOSED to act and PERFORM…” Fondue says: “Well, the fact is, he hasn’t! So UNLESS he ever DOES, I suggest that you quiet down, start behaving yourself, and STOP acting paranoid! You’re giving penguins like Lettuce, from Power Rangers Multiverse Force, a BAD name!” (Confessional) Skipper rolls his eyes and says: “Well, FONDUE was a gigantic HELP…NOT!!!! I guess that I have to find out the old-fashioned way; through a THOROUGH investigation!” / Fondue rolls his eyes and says: “Well, SOMEBODY had to TRY to set Skipper straight! And if I didn’t do it, than WHO would?! If nothing else, it DID provide me with the thorough bit of RELEVANCE that I needed in this episode!” (End Confessional)

Sniz turns the intercom on, and talks through the loud-speakers. Sniz says: “We are making our final approach, contestants! Please put seats and trays back in their upright position, pair yourself off into pairs of two, and prepare for a water landing!!!!” And the plane bounces up and down on the water, until it skids to a graceful stop! General Barracuda chuckles and says: “Landed this plane like a BOSS!!!!” / General Barracuda is in the Cargo hold, unloading the canoes and oars needed for the first part of the challenge, unaware that ANTI-TIMMY is lurking in the shadows, leering EVILLY at the scene that’s about to take place! / Sniz is looking at the contestants, dressed in life-jackets and paired up into canoes. Captain Retro is paired off with Suzie; Rocko is paired off with Reggie; Dudley is paired off with Chameleon; Zarbon is paired off with Bulma; and Skipper is paired off with Patrick. Suzie rolls her eyes and says: Figures! The minute I finally EMBRACE working with Patrick; is the FIRST time that I DON’T get paired UP with him!” Skipper groans and says: “You WANT to work with him?! Be my guest!” Suzie scoffs and says: “And give up a FREE meal ticket in the V.I.P. Lounge?! In your DREAMS, Skipper!” Sniz says: “Let’s not waste our times with pointless BANTER; I would like to actually FINISH this episode, and the REST of this season, in a timely fashion! You must use your canoes to race to the forests of Newfoundland. Once there, you must cut down a large tree as fast as you can. This tree will be utilized in the final part of the challenge; which will have you making a totem pole! But not just ANY totem pole; this totem pole is BASED on ALL of the contestants who have already been eliminated this season; and points will be awarded on how MANY of the choices you get correctly! You will place the wooden heads of the eliminated contestants from bottom to top, from the FIRST eliminated contestant, to the most RECENTLY eliminated contestant! And yes, we DO mean ALL eliminations are counted, so keep that in mind when making your totems!” Bulma says: “And thanks to MY superior mind, I know EXACTLY how the totem should be made!” Captain Retro seriously says: “So do I; Bulma. And unlike you, I actually care a LOT about MANY of the contestants who have been eliminated this season!” Bulma scoffs and says: “Do you think you can lecture ME about caring?! I care a whole LOT about righting a WRONG that was DONE to me TWENTY years ago! I was HUMILIATED on INTERNATIONAL television!” Reggie rolls her eyes and says: “So? What are YOU going to do about THAT?!” Bulma says: “Not that any of YOU can STOP it, but I’m going to get my hands on a CLEAN SLATE once I win this season; then NOBODY will ever remember ANY of the humiliating things that have happened to ME; because the evidence will be all ERASED!!!!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “So THAT’S why Bulma is being as horrible as she is; because she’s convinced that by TRUSTING Dr. Gero, he will GIVE her a Clean Slate, and it will PURGE the world of ALL the evidence of her humiliating PAST!!!! One thing is for sure, it MUST be something REALLY humiliating! Otherwise, Bulma wouldn’t even BOTHER going to all the trouble of doing this!” / Bulma says: “Unfortunately, Zarbon has some IDEA of what it IS that I’m humiliated about! Fortunately for me, I know something humiliating about HIM; and I will reveal it to everyone, when the time comes to DUMP him!” (End Confessional)

Zarbon says: “Bulma, we don’t NEED to waste time talking to those commoners! We’ve got a FUTURE to plan together!” Rocko yells: “What future are you TALKING about?! Don’t you know what Bulma PLANS to do to if you ever successfully get rid of Captain Retro?!” Zarbon rolls his eyes and asks: “What are you TALKING about?! Of course I know what’s going to happen!” Rocko says: “Obviously you don’t, because Bulma might be interested in a lot of things, but they certainly DON’T involve living a life with YOU! She plans to dump you as SOON as you fulfill your role, or when she can’t afford to keep you around anymore!” Bulma screams: “You keep your BIG mouth SHUT!!!! Or do you WANT to get eliminated the way Gonard and Po were ELIMINATED?!!!” Rocko seriously says: “Yeah, why don’t you TRY that?! I bet EVERYONE back at your home would LOVE to see you WRITHING in AGONY like the WORM you REALLY are!!!!” Bulma angrily says: “That DOES it!!!! You’re going to PAY for those insults YOU…you wanna-be DINGO!!!!” Unfazed, Rocko says: “Try to eliminate me, and it will LEAD to your OWN down-fall!” Bulma seriously says: “Change of PLANS, Zarbon; ELIMINATE that grand-standing spreader of FAKE NEWS; so he will STOP telling these lies!” Zarbon warningly says: “Hold it!!!! Remember Captain Retro?!!! Stick to the plan, STICK to the PLAN!!!!” Bulma screams: “PLANS were MADE to be ALTERED!!!! I am ALTERING the deal I MADE for us! Be THANKFUL that I haven’t ALTERED it any further!” (Confessional) Zarbon rolls his eyes, and seriously says: “This deal just keeps getting WORSE all the time!” / Rocko smiles and says: “I definitely got under Bulma’s skin with THAT one! Now she won’t rest until she sees me take the Drop of Shame, which fits RIGHT into our plan! Bulma can’t control her own impulses, and she won’t LISTEN to the ideas of ANYONE else, once she gets an idea STUCK in her mind! Zarbon might not believe me, but I think he’s starting to become hip to the idea that Bulma, does NOT have his best interests in mind!” (End Confessional) Sniz asks: “Can we PLEASE be civil about things?! Let’s try to keep it pleasant around here! I want a GOOD, clean challenge! No cutting corners, NO sabotaging the challenge, and the duo that finishes the totem challenge first, WINS!!!! And before I forget, there’s THIS!!!!”

(Beep! Beep! Ba-beep! Beep! Beep!) Suzie sighs in contentment and says: “My FAVORITE part of the challenges!” Sniz says: “You know what that sound means, so I want a song that was originally made big by Smokey Robinson, but later turned into a duet by Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow!” Reggie says: “I guess that means we’re going Cruisin’! Perfect for a lovely afternoon together with my Rocko!” Bulma seriously says: “Better enjoy it while you can, because it will be your LAST afternoon with Rocko in THIS competition!” Rocko seriously says: “Don’t pay attention to THAT loud-mouth! Let’s just enjoy our time together!” Reggie says: “I’m fine with THAT idea!” / Genre: Soft rock. Sub-Genre: Huey Lewis. Song: “Cruisin’” Sung by: Cast! / During this sequence, the contestants all try their hardest to row to Newfoundland, with Captain Retro and Suzie eventually pulling ahead and landing there first at the end of the song sequence. / Sniz: “Cruise!” Rocko: “Baby lets cruise, away from here. Don't be confused, the way is clear.” Reggie: “And if you want it, you got it forever! This is not a one night stand!” Captain Retro: “Let the music, take your mind!” Suzie: “Ooh, just release, and you will find!” Rocko and Reggie: “You're gonna fly away, glad you’re going my way. I love it when we're cruising together! The music is played for love, cruising is made for love! I love it when we're cruising together!” Zarbon: “Baby, tonight belongs to us!” Bulma: “Everything's right, do what you must!” Zarbon: “And inch by inch we get closer and closer, to every little part of each other!” Dudley: “Let the music take your mind!” Chameleon: “Just release, and you will find!” Dudley and Chameleon: “You're gonna fly away, glad you’re going my way! I love it when we're cruising together! Music is played for love, cruising is made for love! I love it when we're cruising together!” Patrick: “Cruise with me baby! Cruise with me baby!” Skipper, sarcastically: “So good!” (Instrumental solo) Rocko: “Baby let’s cruise, let’s float, let’s glide!” Reggie: “Ooh, let’s open up and go inside! And if you want it, you got it forever! I can just stay there, inside you, and love you baby!” Rocko: “Let the music take your mind!” Reggie: “Just release and you will find!”

Rocko and Reggie: “You're gonna fly away, glad you’re going my way! I love it when we're cruising together! Music is played for love, cruising is made for love! I love it when we're cruising together!” Dudley and Chameleon: “You're gonna fly away, glad you’re going my way! I love it when we're cruising together! Music is played for love, cruising is made for love! I love it when we're cruising together!” Bulma: “You're gonna fly away, glad you’re going my way! I love it when we're cruising together!” Zarbon: “The music is played for love, cruising is made for love! I love it when we're cruising together!” Cast: “You're gonna fly away, glad you’re going my way! I love it when we're cruising together! Music is played for love, cruising is made for love I love it when…I love it, I love it, I love it!” / And the epic song ends as Captain Retro and Suzie reach the shore. /

Suzie says: “Thanks for helping me get to the shore FIRST, Captain Retro!” Captain Retro says: “You can THANK the fact that Bulma is so ANGRY at Rocko, she’s unable to THINK about doing anything else EXCEPT taking him down! Now we’ve got a tree to chop down! The sooner, the better!” Suzie says: “Just as long as you don’t expect ME to do all the chopping!” Captain Retro says: “Perish the thought! I would NEVER ask you to do something that YOU were uncomfortable with!” Suzie smiles and says: “It’s nice to know there are STILL some people and/or canines out there who KNOW true stardom when they see it!” (Confessional) Suzie asks: “Am I shamelessly playing on Captain Retro’s obvious good guy status? Kind of. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m INTENTIONALLY going to plan a blind-side on him or anything; but making sure I’m on good terms with Captain Retro now, will make things go a whole lot smoother when it comes time for me to vote him off. It’s nothing personal, but I’m not planning on missing out on the Final Three THIS time! Suzie Carmichael is going ALL the way!” / Captain Retro asks: “Do I think that Suzie Carmichael is shamelessly playing on my obvious good guy status? Probably. But I’m NOT going to get all paranoid about it. I plan on playing these challenges to the best of my ability. And if I end up getting eliminated by my fellow challengers, I’m going to accept the outcome. No use worrying about what hasn’t happened yet, as long as you can prepare yourself for anything that time and luck will throw at you.” (End Confessional) As the other contestants reach the shore with the looming forest, most of them groan in frustration as they hear the sound of chopping in the distance! Skipper moans, and says: “Oh, man! It sounds like THOSE two are already at it! I should’ve KNOWN that a sabotaging SEA Star would NEVER cooperate with me in a game of this nature!” Patrick asks: “What are you talking about?!” Skipper rolls his eyes and says: “Hello! You are DELIBERATELY trying to slow us down; all in a desperate attempt to try to boot ME off, and get yourself closer to the Final Three!” Patrick seriously asks: “Why would you EVER think something like that?! I’d also be putting MYSELF into trouble by not trying to do my best! I want to win as much as YOU do!” Skipper chuckles ruefully and says: “You think you’re SO sly and slick, but I’m onto you, BUDDY!” (Confessional) Skipper says: “If Patrick thinks he can trick me by trying to act stupid, he’s WRONG! I KNOW that he’s capable of being smart…when he wants to be! And I think that he’s TRYING to throw me off my game by STILL pretending to act stupid! But the only way THAT would work would be, if I had been HATCHED yesterday! And this penguin DEFINITELY wasn’t hatched YESTERDAY; no sir-ree!” / Patrick asks: “Is it JUST me, or does Skipper act this way around EVERY single contestant who gets partnered with him?” (End Confessional)

Zarbon growls angrily to hear Captain Retro and Suzie hard at work! Zarbon says: “Just LISTEN to that SICKENING sound! That should be US amassing an INSURMOUNTABLE lead, and completely DECIMATING every other contestant that tries to GET in our way!” Bulma says: “Except that’s TOTALLY not the way Captain Retro THINKS; unlike YOU! But NOW, you need to focus on MAIMING that AWFUL Wallaby; and make it look like an ‘accident’!” Zarbon asks: “Why are you asking me to waste time on that NOTHING marsupial? He is NO threat to us! He’s TRYING to get under your skin, and so far, he’s SUCCEEDING!!!!” Bulma screams: “NOBODY humiliates Bulma BRIEFS!!!! Nobody, NOBODY, NOBODY!!!! And Rocko needs to see that when you TRY to humiliate Bulma Briefs, I will ALWAYS come out on top!”

Rocko asks: “Zarbon, do you HEAR the way Bulma is TALKING?! What makes you think that if she thinks that way about someone who has never DONE anything except tell the truth; what makes you think that she thinks BETTER about you; someone who has been LESS than a shining example of upholding morals?” Zarbon scoffs and says: “Go peddle your senseless ramblings on someone else. I’m not INTERESTED in hearing YOUR pointless pleading!” Rocko says: “I THOUGHT that you wanted to be BEAUTIFUL! Not just on the outside, but on the INSIDE!!!! And you’re NOT being very beautiful on the INSIDE; your actions are hurting REAL people, with REAL feelings! And when you cause people to suffer, you end up suffering with them TOO, Zarbon!” Zarbon GASPS in genuine shock and asks: “I’m…hurting people?” (Confessional) Zarbon puts his face into his hands, and hangs in shame. Zarbon says: “I have been SO blind about my actions for being here! But I’m also SO conflicted about what I should do. Bulma LOVES me; I love her, but I want to be beautiful; but I’m also HURTING people! I was under Freeza’s orders for SO long, it was only NATURAL for me to turn my feelings of empathy OFF, and only focus on trying to stay alive. But I don’t have to DO that anymore! I just…don’t know how I am going to handle things going forward with Bulma.” / Rocko says: “I think there’s a chance that I might have gotten THROUGH a bit to Zarbon! After all, Zarbon values his beauty, and he doesn’t WANT to be ugly! If I can appeal to THAT aspect of his nature, there’s a chance that I could SAVE him from Bulma’s blind-side! It’s a long shot, and it might not be good for my game in any case, but it still feels like the RIGHT thing to do!” / Bulma angrily says: “I did NOT plan EVERYTHING that I have planned, and con EVERYONE that I have CONNED for so long; to JUST have some snot-nosed mammal come along and MESS things up for me NOW!!!! I have a 666 I.Q., and Rocko is about to land in the most HUMILIATING wake-up of his entire LIFE!!!!” (End Confessional) Bulma threateningly says: “You better STOP talking to US like that, or I’ll share a secret SO devastating about YOU; Reggie will NEVER forgive you!” Reggie says: “That’s not POSSIBLE!!!! There is NOTHING you could say about MY guy; that would make ME turn AWAY from him!” Bulma flashes her SMILE of DEATH; and even PATRICK can tell that she’s NOT bluffing! Patrick says: “Bulma is SMILING!!!! That’s NEVER a good SIGN!!!!” Bulma diabolically says: “How about THIS?!!!”

Bulma pulls out a mega-phone, and yells: “ATTENTION ENTIRE WORLD; ATTENTION!!!! I WANT EVERYONE TO TUNE IN AND WATCH, TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO SNOT-NOSED LOWER LIFE FORMS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEIR BIG MOUTHS SHUT IN FRONT OF THEIR CLEARLY EVOLVED SUPERIORS!!!! THIS LITTLE MAMMAL HAS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR THAT MAKE HIM THINK HE CAN COME INTO THE MIDDLE OF ME AND MY PLANS, BUT I KNOW EVERY SINGLE HUMILIATING THING ABOUT HIM, AND I WILL NOW TELL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WHAT ROCKO HAS HID FROM EVERYONE!!!! ROCKO A. WALLABY, FAMED SUPER-STAR OF ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE; IS A 100%, COMPLETELY CERTIFIED, UNDENIABLE BI-SEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!” Bulma drops her mega-phone and says: “Try to top THAT mic drop, SWISHY!!!!” Reggie groans in disgust and says: “And here I thought you were just a LOUD mouth! But NO!!!! You are a COMPLETELY vile PERSON!!!! Do you think I CARE about Rocko being Bi-sexual? Spoiler alert; I don’t! He already INFORMED me about this BEFORE we married! He and Heffer Wolfe have HAD a ‘thing’ together in the past, but Rocko is perfectly satisfied living a married life with ME!!!! You didn’t reveal a THING about Rocko; you just revealed something about yourself; that you have absolutely NO respect for the PRIVACY of OTHERS; and all YOU care about is HUMILIATING others, just to make yourself FEEL better about whatever it is that YOU’RE so shamed about in your OWN past; that if you think that if you humiliate someone else WORSE than you have been; that will make your OWN hurt go away! But it will never go away Bulma, not until you STOP trying to purposefully hurt other peoples for YOUR own personal amusement, and STRAIGHTEN up into somebody moral!” Wanda POOFS a micro-phone into Reggie’s hands, and SHE drops it! Reggie says: “And THAT’S how I’ll top your mic drop, JERK!!!!” Bulma, unable to counter that, merely screams: “GO JUMP IN THE OCEAN!!!!” (Confessional) Rocko says: “I don’t know about you, but I think Reggie FINALLY made Bulma see that she is NOT just going to con her way to the top! THAT’S telling her!” /

Reggie says: “I’m willing to see the good in people, but even I can have my limits, and Bulma CLEARLY crossed them by TRYING to SLANDER the status of MY Rocko! How DARE she?! If she thinks she can get away with outing Rocko with that, she can just keep TRYING! Nothing she says will make me think any LESS about Rocko than I do NOW!” / Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Way to GO, Bulma! You just made EVERYONE aware about how bat psycho INSANE you are; and your little ‘secret’ didn’t even work, at ALL!!!! How are WE supposed to get to the Final Three NOW?!!!” / Bulma scoffs and says: “FINE!!!! So Reggie already KNEW about Rocko’s secret! That makes no difference to me! It’s the FACT that he’s been keeping it a SECRET from everyone ELSE that I was REALLY going after! And if he’s WILLING to keep a secret about THAT; who knows WHAT else he’s willing to keep a secret about?! I am UTTERLY going to DESTROY Rocko’s time as a contestant, and NOTHING is going to stop me!” (End Confessional) Chameleon reels in repulsion and says: “And to THINK, I used to be ALIGNED with creeps like HER!” Dudley comforts Chameleon, and Dudley says: “Let’s get away from her bad vibes, and try to focus on providing a great challenge!” / The action shifts to a clearing, next to a wood mill, where Captain Retro and Suzie are already hard at work, hacking their fallen tree into smaller bite sized chunks! Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “So, you FINALLY decide to show up! Captain Retro got SO bored, he simply blasted DOWN four other trees for the REST of you, just so you MIGHT have a chance of catching up, not that I think you will!” Skipper seriously says: “This challenge is not over yet! My method is on like Donkey Kong!” Patrick rolls his eyes and says: “Whatever THAT means!” And the other contestants get to hard work on trying to catch up to Captain Retro and Suzie! Bulma snidely asks: “Rocko, WHY do you insist on making life FAR harder on yourself than it has to be?! You can make this ALL go away, Rocko. Just tell the WHOLE world that you are absolutely WRONG with EVERYTHING you said about me, and I will SPARE you for the Final Three.” Rocko seriously replies: “You think you can BRIBE me after the little STUNT you tried to pull?! I’m NOT going to APOLOGIZE to you!!!!” Bulma angrily yells: “I CAN UTTERLY DESTROY YOUR PERSONAL…LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!” Rocko seriously replies: “Go ahead and try! Unlike you, I’ve got FRIENDS who understand and CARE about me! And I’m NOT going to let things proceed the way YOU think they should!” /

Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: The Eagles (Don Henley). Song: “I Will Not Go Quietly” Sung by: Rocko, Reggie, Dudley, Chameleon, Zarbon, Bulma, Captain Retro, and Skipper. /

Rocko: “Woke up with a heavy head, and I thought about leaving town. I could have died if I wanted to; slipped over the edge and drowned! But, oh no baby, I won't give up so easy!” Reggie: “Too many tire tracks in the sands of time. Too many love affairs that stop on a dime. I think it's time to make some changes 'round here!” Rocko: “Yeah, I'm gonna tear it up! Gonna trash it up! I'm gonna round it up! Gonna shake it up! Oh no baby, I will not lie down!” Dudley: “I'm brave enough to be crazy, I'm strong enough to be weak.” Chameleon: “I see all these heroes with feet of clay, whose mighty ships have sprung a leak!” Captain Retro, to Suzie: And I want you to tell me, darling, just what do you believe in now?” Zarbon, to Bulma: “Well, c'mon over here baby, you about to give me a heart attack!” Bulma, seductively: “I wanna wrap my loving arms around the smell of your back! Yeah, and I'm gonna pull you, pull you, pull you; pull you right up close to me!” Rocko, to his friends: “Yeah, we're gonna tear it up! We’re gonna trash it up! Gonna round it up, gonna shake it up! Oh, no, no, no, I will not lie down! Turn this thing around! I will not go quietly! I will not lie down! I will not go quietly! I will not lie down! I will not go quietly! I will not lie down! No, I will not lie down!” Dudley, to Chameleon: “Well, don't you ever get lonely? Don't you ever get down? Don't you ever get tired, of all the wicked tongues in this town?” Chameleon, to Dudley: “Oh baby, I just wanna take you away from here!” Captain Retro to Suzie: “I ain't no tiger, I ain't no little lamb. Suppose you tell me, mama, who do you think I think I am?!” Skipper, to Patrick: “And ooh baby, don't you give a [distorted]?”

Rocko: “Yeah, I'm gonna tear it up! Gonna trash it up! Gonna round it up, gonna shake it up! Oh baby, I will not lie down! Turn this thing around! I will not go quietly! I will not lie down! I will not go quietly! I will not lie down! I will not go quietly! I will not lie down! No, I will not lie down!” / And the epic song ends as everyone finishes with their chopping. / Sniz comes in and says: “All right, thanks for the speedy chopping, contestants! For each tree you felled, we’ll plant three more trees in their place. We want to give back to the environment; MORE, than we take from it! Just rest easy for a few moments, while we prepare the final part of the challenge for you.” /

The scene shifts to a little bit later, and the five pairs of contestants are given a BUNCH of wooden heads, all of contestants who have been eliminated, during “Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” Sniz says: “Here is where your memories will come in handy! See if you CAN place each eliminated contestant where they are supposed to go on the totem, from bottom to top! The duo that gets the most contestants correct, will win the V.I.P. Lounge and immunity until the next elimination challenge!” Captain Retro asks: “Are you fast at climbing and stacking, Suzie?!” Suzie says: “If I can handle dancing around in high-heel pumps, I can certainly handle a little climbing and stacking!” Captain Retro says: “Than I’ll take care of the memory part of this challenge! Stack them in this order; Otto Rocket, Timmy Turner, Jimmy Neutron, Fanboy, Roger, Patty, Kitty, Snaptrap, Haggis, Twister, Lil Deville, Skipper, Angelica, Pearl, Old Man Jenkins as Guano, Treeflower, Dib Bitters, Judy Funny, Sway-Sway, Harvey, Craig Slithers, Stanley, Super Chum, the REAL Guano, Invader Zim, Keswick, Kaput, Oonski, Angelica AGAIN, Otto AGAIN, Sanjay, Heffer Wolfe, Globitha, Robot Default, Buhdeuce, King Julien, Kaput as an Intern, Phoebe, Monster Krumholtz, Spongebob, Skipper AGAIN, Blonda, Larry, Taotie, Tigress, Randolph, Daggett, Norbert, Gonard, Po, Dog, Stimpy, sadly Marlene, and finally, Wally!!!!” And the other contestants by how QUICKLY Captain Retro and Suzie have FINISHED this challenge! Sniz says: “And it’s ALL over, and in record TIME! Not only have they finished this challenge, they have got EVERY single eliminated contestant correct! They get the V.I.P. Lounge treatment!” Bulma yells: “ZARBON; why didn’t you use that super SPEED you keep telling everyone about?!” Zarbon sighs and says: “Bulma, I’m tired of hurting people. It’s NOTHING but trouble!” Bulma seriously says: “You want to talk about TROUBLE?! You’re going to BE in trouble if you DON’T get your beautiful REAR in gear and ELIMINATE that AWFUL Captain Retro!” Rocko says: “Well, while I would love to stay and WATCH your little ‘show-mance’ blow itself up, I’m afraid to break it to you, but I’m about to deny you even MORE, Bulma!” Bulma scoffs and says: “You’ve got nothing more you can take away, from ME!!!!” Rocko says: “Unfortunately, there is! I’m going to DENY you the chance of voting me off, and simply STOP being a contestant as a game show! So you can’t even THINK about trying to threaten REGGIE’S safety now, since she doesn’t even have to be WORRIED about being voted OFF!!!!” And Bulma gasps in shock at the move that Rocko has just pulled!

(Confessional) Bulma screams: “THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING TO ME!!!!” / Captain Retro smiles and says: “I just LOVE that this is happening to Bulma! Couldn’t have happened to a PRETTIER loud-mouth!” / Zarbon moans and says: “Another challenge DOWN the drain, and Captain Retro inches closer and closer to an inevitable show-down to me! It’s going to happen, and it will happen soon ENOUGH, Captain Retro! Just wait and SEE!!!!” (End Confessional) Rocko gets on one of the anarchic motorcycles from the Australian challenge, and says: “So long, Sniz. I shall now be taking my lead. Reggie, I leave the rest up to you!” Reggie salutes Rocko, and she says: “You can count on me, my love!” Rocko shouts: “I will see you at the FINALE!!!!” And Rocko zooms off! Sniz says: “And with that, we are now done with one more challenge, and one more contestant has been eliminated from this show! We are down to nine contestants, and any one of them could be the next one eliminated, OR be the contestant who gets the $44.44 million grand prize! It’s anyone’s game, as we get one step closer to figuring out who will get the grand prize, on Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” /

Epilogue: As Rocko heads down a highway to Hollywood, California, he reflects on all his good times with Reggie Rocket (seen via flash-back) as he sings his version of a ROCKING Bryan Adams hit song! / Genre: Soft rock. Sub-genre: Bryan Adams. Song: “Heaven” Sung by: Rocko! / Rocko: “Oh, thinking about all our younger years. There was only you and me, we were young and wild and free. Now nothing can take you away from me. We've been down that road before, but that's over now. You keep me coming back for more. Baby, you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms. I'm finding it hard to believe, we're in heaven. And love is all that I need, and I found it there in your heart. It isn't too hard to see we're in heaven. Oh, once in your life you find someone; who will turn your world around, bring you up when you're feeling down. Yeah, nothing could change what you mean to me! Oh, there's lots that I could say! But just hold me now, because our love will light the way! And baby, you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms. I'm finding it hard to believe, we're in heaven. And love is all that I need, and I found it there in your heart. It isn't too hard to see, we're in heaven! I've been waiting for so long, for something to arrive; for love to come along. Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad. Yeah, I'll be standing there by you! (Instrumental Solo) And baby, you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms! I'm finding it hard to believe, we're in heaven! And love is all that I need; and I found it there in your heart! It isn't too hard to see, we're in heaven; heaven, oh! You're all that I want, you're all that I need!” / And the epic song as Rocko rides into the sunset! /

Episode Notes: Zarbon FINALLY starts to question his relationship status with Bulma, and whether or not it is worth it to HURT other contestants, the way he HAS been doing! Bulma outs Rocko as being Bi-sexual, only to have it be REVEALED to her that Reggie already KNEW about Rocko’s status, and didn’t even CARE about it! Featured songs in this episode are “You Learn; Cruisin’, I Will Not Go quietly,” (also the episode title), and “Heaven.”

Personal Notes: Bulma trying to SLANDER Rocko as being bi-sexual, is loosely based on a RECENT “Survivor” scandal, where somebody OUTED a contestant as being trans-gender, only to have the slander end up BACKFIRING on them BIG time! Other than that, Skipper is still completely paranoid and almost IMPOSSIBLE for me to write for; I’m basically just keeping him on for Hayden’s sake! The reason why I’m having Zarbon start to REALIZE the pain he’s putting other contestants through, is to make his upcoming down-fall all the more tragic to witness. / That’s my episode idea for today! :D Enough said, true believers! ;)

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At this rate, every character will be dumb enough to give up instead of voting off Bulma, until it's just down to Skipper with Zarbon and Bulma in the F3.

Skipper continues to be the character with the most common sense. He is very deserving of the title and very easy to write for.

Also what a bizarre attempt at Survivor parody. Those two situations have next to nothing in common.

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To quote Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow: "That was MADDENINGLY unhelpful." HOW is Skipper easy to write for, and HOW does he HAVE the Most Common Sense?! You're not giving ANY examples! Also, not every character is going to give up. Click the spoiler to see.

In the next episode, Dudley will be automatically eliminated by coming in last place; after which, in the following episode, Bulma will eliminate Zarbon once Zarbon gets beat up by Chameleon who POSES as Captain Retro!

Don't make me regret keeping on Skipper for you, I WANT you to keep this a secret!

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It’s time for another cool episode; so buckle up as we head into Scandinavia for another exciting adventure of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Sniz is in the cock-pit and he says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we traveled to the land of Newfoundland, Canada. There, the contestants had to chop down a great, HUGE tree, and then make a totem pole, of all the previously eliminated contestants! Captain Retro formulated a plan to get Zarbon and Bulma out of the game, which required a little bit of help! Enter Rocko, who raised ALL the right warnings to Zarbon, and made the alien REALLY start to question his role in this entire season! Bulma didn’t like that, and TRIED to undermine Rocko’s status, by outing him out as being Bi-Sexual! The strategy, didn’t work. And to make Bulma even MORE furious, Rocko quit the game; not out of stupidity, but just to SPITE her! We are now down to nine contestants; and we’re heading to a place where the weather is cold, and the Fjords are even COOLER! We’re going way out THIS time, on another rocking episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I wonder, how do you say that in Norwegian?” /

Instead of the usual show open, the Norwegian band A-ha, sings their gigantic hit song as Zarbon and Chameleon contemplate their relationships with Bulma and Dudley, respectively. / Genre: New wave. Sub-genre: Synth pop. Song: “Take On Me.” Sung by: A-ha! / “Talking away, I don't know what I'm to say, but I'll say it anyway. Today's another day to find you. Shying away, I'll be coming for your love, OK? Take on me, (take on me). Take me on, (take on me). I'll be gone, in a day or two! So needless to say, I'm odds and ends; but I'm me, stumbling away. Slowly learning that life is OK. Say after me, ‘It's no better to be safe than sorry.’ Take on me, (take on me). Take me on, (take on me). I'll be gone, in a day or two! (Synthesizer solo) Oh, things that you say, yeah; is it life, or just to play my worries away? You're all the things I've got to remember. You're shying away, I'll be coming for you anyway. Take on me, (take on me). Take me on, (take on me). I'll be gone, in a day! Take on me, (take on me). Take me on, (take on me). I'll be gone, in a day!” / And the epic song ends! /

“Norway Out!” / The plane is in transit, and Suzie is REALLY enjoying herself in the V.I.P. Lounge treatment for the first time! Suzie says: “Oh, YEAH!!!! Suzie Carmichael has FINALLY got a seat in the WINNER’S circle! It took longer than I expected, but I did it!” Captain Retro says: “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Besides, you should be aware that I can’t HELP you win this thing in every single challenge that we come across; not for much longer, at any rate. It’s not just about skill, it’s also about luck! And luck has a FUNNY habit of changing when you LEAST expect it to!” Suzie scoffs and says: “I’m no fool! After all, I’m the one who got Angelica Pickles to actually threaten MY life, just by KISSING Otto Rocket, who didn’t even HAVE any more interest in Angelica Pickles, anyways! So I know how quickly luck can change!” Captain Retro says: “All the same, don’t expect me to keep working miracles for you. I estimate Zarbon’s only got one last chance to eliminate me. If he fails this time, Bulma will try to get ME to target him for sure!” Suzie scoffs and says: “You’re not HONESTLY going to play BALL with Bulma after all the UNDERHANDED tactics she pulled THIS season?! After outing Rocko like THAT?! I’m sorry; but as far as I’M concerned, she’s out of the game!” Captain Retro says: “You should know it’s not that simple! She’s got ZARBON to protect her! And the reason why we don’t ‘JUST’ vote her off and be DONE with it, is that Zarbon would be willing to KILL everyone if we even THINK about voting his love interest off! And unless Zarbon gets completely crippled, he’ll do pretty much the exact same thing if HE gets voted off!” Suzie says: “So I’m guessing it will boil down to a show-down; huh?” Captain Retro nods and says: “Pretty soon. Just keep this on the down-low, okay? Don’t give Bulma any MORE of a reason to target you, other than that you’re just another obstacle in her way!” Suzie smiles and says: “You can count on me! I’m not just the most FASHIONABLE on this plane, I’m also one of the most CUNNING and tactical! I won’t GIVE Bulma any reason to try to blind side ME!!!!” Captain Retro smiles and says: “That’s definitely one LESS thing for us to WORRY about!” (Confessional)

Captain Retro sighs and says: “We’re definitely getting closer to the moment of truth; the possible paths to all the different futures have all been closed down. Soon, only one will remain. Bulma is not going to listen to anyone, nor will she care that what she is doing, will only end up hurting her own game. It’s all going to boil down to Dudley in this round. He’s the last one who has a chance of getting Zarbon to STOP Bulma from doing what she PLANS on doing! And if Dudley can’t do it, Zarbon is going to be in for a world of HURT in the next challenge!” / Suzie says: “It all makes sense now! I should’ve known that what Wally and Rocko weren’t being STUPID when they quit the game! Even if we HAD the votes, it wouldn’t have mattered if Zarbon could’ve just flat-out KILLED us! Captain Retro is only trying to protect us with this plan! And any plan that protects me, is a plan that I’m cool with! But one thing is for sure, if Captain Retro actually MANAGES to stop Zarbon in his tracks, it’s certainly going to give the rest of us a real GOOD reason to vote Captain Retro out, once we get rid of Bulma!” (End Confessional)

Zarbon looks in the mirror, and sees that his left eye is once again completely healed, but he still sighs in sadness, as something is STILL completely nagging him, in the back of his mind! Bulma asks: “Come on, Zarbon! Why so melancholy? We’re doing a GREAT job of outlasting the other contestants! Victory is in the bag!” Zarbon groans and says: “Oh, when will we STOP hurting all the other contestants?” Bulma smiles and answers: “Just as soon as I get my CLEAN SLATE and EVERYONE only remembers me for being the talented, beautiful genius which I truly am!” Zarbon seriously says: “You cannot be SERIOUS!” Bulma smirks and says: “Oh really? Who else on this plane has an 888 I.Q. that could POSSIBLY match mine? I work CIRCLES computing figures around those other contestants, I make them look like they fell asleep, standing on their feet! I’m going to achieve VICTORY in this game! The question is, do you want to be WITH there WITH me, when I inevitably achieve my goal and get what I so RICHLY deserve?!” Zarbon asks: “But WHY do we have to HURT people in order to do it?!” Bulma screams: “SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Stop TALKING about those other contestants as if they could POSSIBLY amount to ANYTHING!!!! They are mere COMMONERS!!!! Second-class citizens! It’s not like they have any actual ‘feelings!’ That’s just a LIE spread by the Hallmark Greeting Card Company in order to SELL more Greeting Cards! We’re the ONLY contestants that MATTER in this contest! You would be WISE to remember that! You’ve only GOT a couple of more CHANCES, to TRY to get out Captain Retro ONCE and for ALL!!!! Do NOT…I repeat, do NOT…BE A DUMB-BUTT!!!! I thank you in advance!” (Confessional) Zarbon sighs and asks: “Why won’t Bulma LISTEN to me?! I’m only TRYING to HELP! I’m not even sure WHAT to think about her anymore!” / Bulma groans and says: “Figures! No matter how LONG you develop a ‘show-mance’ with somebody, and no matter how much PRETEND ‘love’ and ‘caring’ that you GIVE somebody, they ALWAYS have to try to THINK FOR THEMSELVES!!!! As if ZARBON could ever actually DO that!!!! Well, no matter! Zarbon actually only has ONE more chance to get rid of Captain Retro. And if Zarbon SUCKS again, I’ll just trick Captain Retro by using the old ‘Sympathy’ act, and play the perfect part of an ABUSED partner in a relationship! Than Captain Retro will coming rushing to MY side to protect me from Zarbon, quicker than you can say, ‘Easy Street,’ which is where I will be LIVING once I get MY Clean Slate!” (End Confessional)

The five other contestants are in Normal Class, where they are all contemplating their next course of action. Skipper asks: “Say, Reggie? You no longer have your husband to fall back on, RIGHT?! How would you like to team up with ME in order to give Zarbon, Bulma, AND Patrick what they have COMING to them?!” Reggie scoffs and says: “I’d trust anyone ELSE before I’d trust YOU; Mr. CRAZY!!!!” Skipper shouts: “I am NOT crazy!!!! I’m the only one with any common SENSE on this plane!” Dudley scoffs and asks: “You call, going to FONDUE, threatening to BLOW up a steel door, and TRYING to dig up non-existent dirt on PATRICK, common sense?!” Skipper says: “I’ll decide what’s right and wrong around here! That’s my job as the top penguin agent in the entire world!” Chameleon says: “Look, I don’t know WHO you think you are, or who PROMISED you, that you were the only one that could WIN this challenge! But from NOW on; you act SANE around the rest of us! All right?!”

Skipper seriously says: “Listen, you LIZARD; let’s get ONE thing straight! With the exception of MARLENE, I take orders from just ONE person/penguin; ME!!!!” Patrick chuckles and says: “It’s a wonder you’re still alive!” Skipper gives Patrick a dirty look and says: “Will SOMEBODY get that DISCOUNT BATH MAT out of my SIGHT?!!!” Reggie seriously says: “Say, you’ve got a LOT of NERVE!!!! Why don’t you just GROW up?!” Skipper seriously says: “NO!!!! I am GOING to be RIGHT about Patrick doing something DIABOLIC even if it KILLS somebody!!!!” And Skipper storms off to use the Confessional. Dudley groans and asks: “Why won’t that penguin ever LISTEN to REASON?!!!” Chameleon says: “You know Skipper. Once he gets an idea STUCK in his head, you can’t get it out unless you PROVE to him that it’s right or wrong!” Patrick asks: “A discount bath mat? That’s definitely an insult I’ve never heard before!” Reggie sighs and says: “Just ignore him, Patrick. He’s just upset that he doesn’t HAVE a close-knit circle of friends to fall back on, the way the rest of us do! Once Zarbon, Bulma, and Captain Retro are gone, I propose a FRIENDSHIP Finale!!!!” Dudley asks: “A friendship finale?” Reggie says: “Sure, the four of us, along with Suzie if she wants it, team up together as friends, and work together to get to the Final Five. Not as rivals, but as friends.” Chameleon says: “I can go for a finale like that!” Reggie says: “We promise to not try any diabolic plots or schemes against each other, and instead, focus on a good, clean competition in the last few challenges. So that way, the contestants who get to the end, will win the challenge fair and square!” Patrick says: “That certainly sounds like a plan to me!” The four contestants put their hands together and simultaneously say: “To the Friendship FINALE!!!!” (Confessional) Skipper groans and say: “I HATE THIS!!!! They are ALL deliberately PLOTTING against me! They WANT me to CRACK!!!! They WANT me to go INSANE!!!! Why else would they go to the trouble of COVERING for Patrick, and taking HIS side on everything?! Well, just because I’m PARANOID, doesn’t mean that I DON’T have any enemies! If Zarbon can mess around with Editing Footage, than SO can I! There’s got to be SOME dirt about Patrick in the hundreds of hours of footage that has been SHOT this season!” / Reggie says: “If we can pull this Friendship Finale off, it will make me feel a whole lot better about Rocko sacrificing his game for mine. That’s the sweetest thing he’s ever done for me, and I want to show him that I can be sweet to the rest of the ‘SANE’ contestants that remain in this competition! A good, clean, finish to this chaotic season, is something that I am REALLY looking forward to!” / Dudley says: “Skipper has a WARPED idea on just what exactly constitutes as common sense! Was he DROPPED on his HEAD while he was an egg?!” / Chameleon says: “I may not be the SMARTEST reptile in the world, but I know what ROAD KILL is! And right now, Skipper is the walking equivalent, as a contestant on this show!” / Patrick says: “If Skipper want to so DESPERATELY look for something on ME; he can be my guest! If BULMA doesn’t even want to TRY to target me, why in the world should SKIPPER waste his time?! It’s not like he’s going to FIND anything! What in the world could Skipper possibly be looking for?! You simply can’t find, what just DOESN’T exist!” (End Confessional)

Skipper, using his highly skilled training as a Spy Penguin, travels through the ventilation shaft of the plane, enters into the Editing Room, and selects the program, titled: “All the episodes Played At Once.” Skipper chuckles and says: “This will SHOW Patrick!” / After sixty whole minutes of analyzing ALL the footage, Skipper is FLABBERGASTED, that he’s NOT finding out anything DIRTY about Skipper! Skipper says: “Come ON!!!! Patrick is TERRIBLE at keeping SECRETS?! Than that means that he couldn’t POSSIBLY be planning anything diabolic against anybody; he would’ve SAID something already! Did I really just BLOW my own chances THAT badly?!” Sniz activates the intercom, and over the loud-speakers, Sniz says: “Attention, contestants! We are headed to the land of Norway. Fondue thought it would be a good opportunity to experience a naval battle, just like the Vikings had. But…because a reality show has already DONE that; we are going to do something different! We are going to a theme park in Norway! There, games of skill and games of chance will test your luck! You will be trying your best to earn a high score by the end of the day! The highest scoring winner and a guest of their choice will receive the V.I.P. Lounge treatment, and immunity!”

General Barracuda says: “Tell them what else they can expect!” Sniz announces: “Also, any contestants that might be THINKING about quitting, shouldn’t even bother! Because THIS time, it’s an AUTOMATIC elimination! The lowest scoring contestant must automatically pack their bags, and head OUT of the competition! That means, NO Elimination Ceremony! Do not pass go, do not earn a chance to collect up to $44.44 million in cold hard cash! We’ll be arriving at Norway in about an hour, and if we find ANY evidence that SOMEONE has been in the EDITING Room WITHOUT our permission, they will automatically have POINTS docked from WHATEVER their FINAL score is!!!!” Skipper panics and says: “Sniz will be coming! I better use the old stand-by!!!!” And Skipper pulls out a secret spy kit, which contains a packet which reads: “Secret Emergency Fingerprint Collection,” and under a folder which reads: “Zarbon,” Skipper uses a powder puff to ABSORB the absconded fingerprints, and spreads them all AROUND the Editing Room, so it will LOOK like ZARBON has been using the room! Skipper gets BACK into the Ventilation Shaft, and says: “Try to talk your way out of THAT, ADONIS!!!!” /

In the V.I.P. Lounge, Suzie is drinking Crystal Pepsi, then she says: “A challenge based on games of skill and LUCK?!!! How is everyone going to fare in this one?!” Captain Retro says: “Totally unpredictable! All you can do is your VERY best! And don’t let Zarbon or Bulma try to pull any of their TRICKY tricks around you!” Suzie says: “I never would!” Captain Retro says: “If our good karma has been any indication, we’ll be safe in this round. But someone’s luck has run out! I suppose we’ll find out who it is; very soon enough!” (Commercial Break) / I’ll break here and stop for now. / Enough said, for now! ;)

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To celebrate the seventh Spin-Off Festival, I shall now get back to the second and final half of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Norway Out!” / The plane lands in an open field in Norway, and the contestants all get out, as they are ASTONISHED to see a gigantic theme park right next to where they have landed! Zarbon says: “Wow! I didn’t know Norway had a theme park like this!” Sniz says: “Well, according to the Wikipedia listing under ‘Norway,’ as of 5-31-2017, they dont. We just had our Fairy Godparent interns, poof one up for us!” Reggie says: “That actually makes a lot of sense, if you THINK about it!” Sniz says: “In any case, we have three different games of chance and skill you can choose from, and you can play them in ANY order you want! Each game will have three different contestants competing at the same time, and it is first come, first served. One game of chance is the balloon pop. Using five safety darts, you will try to pop up to five balloons. Each balloon is worth up to 20 points, so you can win up to 100 points in that game! Another game of chance is the bottle toss. You will be given three baseballs, and you have to try to knock down up to three stacks of bottles. There are six bottles in each stack, and each bottle is worth up to ten points, so you can win up to 180 points in that game! The final game of chance is the Wheel Spin! Using nothing but your strength, you will spin a giant wheel, and try to earn some points. The wheel has five point increments, from five to 100, and each contestant gets two chances to spin. If you get 100 points in your first spin or a combination of two spins, you get a BONUS chance to spin to earn more points! But be WARNED; if you go OVER 100 in a combination of two spins, you will receive NOTHING! Whoever gets the highest point combination at the end of this challenge, will receive the V.I.P. Lounge treatment, and they will be able to take a guest of their choice! The lowest point combination from a contestant, will be automatically eliminated out of the competition; so no pressure! Unless of course, you don’t WANT to lose! Now, who wants to play which game?!” Captain Retro says: “I’ve got Balloon Pop!” Reggie says: “Me to!” Dudley says: “Me three!” Chameleon says: “I’ve got the Bottle Toss!” Suzie says: “I’ll go to!” Patrick says: “So will I!” Sniz says: “So that means Bulma, Zarbon, and Skipper get the wheel spin first! The contestants who chose the balloon pop first, will play Bottle Toss second, and the Wheel Spin, third. The contestants who chose the Bottle Toss first, will play the Wheel Spin, second, and the balloon pop, third. And the contestants who chose the Wheel Spin first, will play the balloon pop, second, and the Bottle Toss, third! Now, let us get ready to PLAY!!!!” /

The action focuses on the Balloon Pop contestants, first. Captain Retro says: “Reggie, you seem really pumped up for this challenge!” Reggie says: “Naturally! Not only do I have a REASON to do well; avenging Rocko, but I’ve also been saving up my energy for such an event! I am READY to do my best!” Captain Retro asks: “Dudley, do YOU regularly play games of skill and chance?” Dudley says: “No; but how hard could they POSSIBLY be?!” And Captain Retro looks worried! (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Trust me; anytime a contestant asks how hard a challenge could POSSIBLY be; it is NEVER a good sign for the contestant who ASKED it!” / Reggie says: “Growing up in Ocean Shores, California, the Rocket Crew and I have grown up close to a big Boardwalk on the coast of the Pacific Ocean. They had many games of skill and chance, there. I grew up playing and MASTERING a LOT of them! I’m not going to jinx my chances, but I am READY to face this challenge!” / Dudley says: “Being an agent of T.U.F.F., I really don’t get a lot of chances to play games of skill and chance. But I’m not TOO worried about it! After all, I’ve got the same chances as all the OTHER contestants still in this challenge! And since I’m a good guy, that means I’ve just GOT to do well! Right?! RIGHT?” (End Confessional)

At the Balloon Pop, the three contestants are getting mentally and physically prepared to try their best. Reggie says: “I LOVE moving! I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but I’m a MOVING type person! If nothing is moving, I feel low. That’s why I ALWAYS try to keep moving!” Reggie throws five darts in QUICK succession, and they ALL pop her a balloon, QUICKLY winning her 100 points! Dudley, slightly unnerved, throws five darts at various speeds and trajectories, but EACH dart completely MISSES popping a balloon, earning him NOTHING!!!! Captain Retro grows last, and carefully measuring the trajectory of the angles and the velocity of his own strength, he throws his five darts! The first four darts POP a balloon, but the LAST one is blown astray by the wind shear! Captain Retro says: “Darn it! I always have trouble NAILING that last balloon!” Reggie says: “Don’t worry about it! You’ve got 80 points, that’s STILL better than Dudley!” Dudley says: “I was just warming up! I’ll get it right in the next game!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “I could be wrong about this, but I think that Dudley’s luck has just about run out!” / Reggie says: “I’d like to thank my dad, Raymundo, and my mentor, Tito; for their many years of hard work and determination! All those years of playing baseball and volleyball, have REALLY payed off!” / Dudley says: “Note to self; throwing darts is NOT one of my better skills!” (End Confessional) The action focuses on the Bottle Toss contestants, next. Suzie asks: “Patrick, are you NERVOUS about this?” Patrick asks: “Why should I be NERVOUS?! I’ve been a GOOD contestant, I haven’t been up to anything diabolic; I should be golden!” Suzie asks: “I meant, are you NERVOUS about your performance in this challenge?!” Patrick shrugs his shoulders and says: “Who knows? I don’t care if I ACTUALLY win. I just hope I can knock a few bottles down and make a decent showing!” Chameleon says: “YOU keep on hoping; I’m going to be TRYING! Only those who TRY, have a CHANCE at success! That’s MY philosophy!” Suzie says: “That’s NOT a philosophy, that’s common SENSE!” (Confessional)

Suzie says: “I sure got lucky THIS time! Paired up against THESE two jokers? I’ll be able to psych them out for SURE; and that will leave the high SCORE status, to YOURS truly!” / Patrick says: “Suzie needs to be a LOT clearer when she asks me questions like that! I got all worked up for NOTHING!” / Chameleon says: “I’ll give Suzie credit for ONE thing; it’s not enough to just TRY for something, it also helps if you’re good at it! Thankfully, I seem to be a LOT better at being a good guy than I EVER was at being a bad guy, so I’d say my chances are looking pretty good right now!” (End Confessional) Suzie, holding one baseball at a time, takes aim, and knocks down ONE stack of bottles, than a SECOND stack of bottles, than a THIRD stack of bottles, earning her 180 points! Patrick goes next. His first throw is TOO far to the right, his second throw is TOO low, and his third throw is TOO far to the left, and he earns NOTHING! Chameleon does better, as his first throw takes out THREE bottles in one stack, his second throw takes out three MORE bottles in a second stack, and his third throw takes out two bottles in a third stack!

Chameleon smiles and says: “And believe it or not, I never had a SINGLE lesson!” Patrick says: “I believe that!” Suzie groans and says: “You ought to be doing BETTER!!!! I want you to be in the Final Three with me!” Chameleon rolls his eyes and says: “The only reason YOU want Patrick in the Final Three with you, is that YOU feel confident about YOUR chances against him, no matter WHAT the final challenge ends up being!” Suzie groans and says: “FINE! You got me, there! But at least I’m COURTEOUS enough to ADMIT it; unlike BULMA!!!!” (Confessional) Chameleon says: “Suzie does NOT know how to stay on guard against her fellow contestants. She continually underestimates Patrick. And one of these days, I have a feeling that it’s GOING to come back to HAUNT her!” / Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “I don’t see what the big deal is about WANTING a certain contestant to be with you once you get to the Final Three. As long as you’re honest about it, that’s what REALLY counts!” / Patrick says: “It feels both weird, and STRANGELY reassuring that Suzie wants me to be with her at the Final Three, for the sole purpose of WANTING to beat me once she gets there!” (End Confessional) The action finally shifts to the Wheel Spin, and the Wheel looks like a GIGANTIC copy of the one from “The Price is Right!” Bulma asks: “What is THIS?! Bargain discount day for challenges?!” Sniz says: “You can blame Fondue; this was his SECOND choice for a challenge today! However, since there ISN’T a reality show that has done this already, we feel that we can do this WITHOUT getting SUED by anybody! All you have to do is spin the giant wheel! Just make sure it goes all the way around at LEAST once if you want your spin to count, okay?” Bulma says: “Well, THAT shouldn’t be a problem for a sophisticated genius like myself! But just to be on the safe side, I’ll let Zarbon and SKIPPER go first!” Zarbon perks up and says: “WOW! That is really NICE of you, Bulma!” Skipper scoffs and says: “Nice, my FOOT!!!! She only want US to go first, so she can gauge how much FORCE she has to use in order to get the wheel spun in order to land on the 100 space, so SHE can rack up the most points!” Bulma merely says: “I’ll take care of YOU later, BIRD brain!” Skipper says: “Better to have a BIRD brain than a BRATTY brain ANYDAY, Bulma!” And Bulma growls angrily!

(Confessional) Bulma says: “Mark my words; after I get rid of Zarbon AND Captain Retro, Skipper is the NEXT to go! My plans have already gotten rid of him TWICE; I just need to strike him out one more time, and he’s GONE for good!” / Zarbon questioningly, asks: “Does Bulma REALLY only want me to go first, not because she’s nice; but just so she can see how much force it takes to land on the 100 spot?! Maybe I should only spin once, just in case that IS her plan!” / Skipper says: “Bulma is more transparent than a FISH tank; I can EASILY deduce just WHAT she is thinking of, and how she plans to GET what she wants! I’d like to land on the 100 spot, but not if it means that BULMA gets a clue as to how to land on it, as WELL! I’m spinning only once!” (End Confessional) Zarbon sighs and says: “Here goes nothing!” And Zarbon spins with a STRONG force! It spins around a bunch of times, and it LANDS on 95! Sniz says: “That was REALLY stellar!” Zarbon says: “Absolutely! No WAY that I wasn’t going to do well!” Bulma suddenly says: “Zarbon, you WILL spin again!” Zarbon sputters and says: “But I’ve already GOT a 95! I don’t want to go OVER!!!!” Bulma seriously says: “Spin and get 100! I want to WATCH you!” Zarbon says: “But I don’t…” Bulma YELLS: “SPIN 100 or I’ll tell EVERYONE about your DIRTY little SECRET!!!! There is NO way out of this ALLIANCE with ME, Zarbon!!!!” Skipper says: “Don’t do it, Zarbon, don’t play ball with her!” Zarbon trembles and says: “I HAVE no CHOICE! My GODLY beauty is all I’ve got!” General Barracuda comes in and says: “SNIZ!!!! I just found EVIDENCE that Zarbon has been USING the Editing ROOM!!!! That room is STRICTLY off-limits to contestants!” Sniz seriously says: “Zarbon, have YOU been using the Editing Room? And don’t LIE to us!” Zarbon sighs and says: “FINE! I have USED the Editing Room ONCE, maybe TWICE during my time as a contestant! Who CARES?! You’re NOT going to do anything to me ANYWAYS; you’re going to let me go because the ratings I give you are WAY too HIGH to ever eliminate ME!!!!” Sniz says: “We won’t eliminate you, but we ARE docking 50 points off your current score! You’re at 45 now; so you have to get a 55 if you want a 100!” Bulma says: “You’re STILL going to spin 100, RIGHT Zarbon?!” Zarbon says: “I’ll try my best, but NO promises!” (Confessional)

Zarbon says: “Skipper MUST have used the Editing Room! Is he TRYING to find any dirt on me? Not that it matters; Skipper’s efforts are completely FRUITLESS against me! I have GOT this game in the palm of my hands!” / Skipper groans and says: “FIGURES!!!! I try to get ZARBON in TROUBLE, and it ends up HELPING him out in this CHALLENGE!!!! Nobody could have such ROTTEN luck as ME!!!!” / Bulma chuckles as she says: “I KNEW Skipper couldn’t resist TRYING to make Zarbon LOOK bad! That’s why I’ve been having a TINY little camera drone FOLLOW Skipper wherever he goes! When I saw that Skipper was trying to frame Zarbon, I simply informed General Barracuda to TELL us about ‘Zarbon’s’ incident, and give us the correct information during this challenge! That definitely helps out Zarbon, but he STILL better TRY to land on the 100 space, if he values his alliance with me!” (End Confessional) Zarbon says: “All right, here I go again!” Zarbon once again does a mighty spin; that goes around a bunch of times, and it lands on 45! Sniz says: “45 plus 45 equals 90! Let’s see if Skipper can beat that!” Bulma asks: “Skipper, how would YOU like a 50/50 cut of the $44.44 million pay-off?! All you have to do is land on the 100 space!” Skipper scoffs and replies: “After the whole ordeal with MARLENE?! You’re lucky that I don’t give you a PIECE of my mind; especially since it would be SO much better than the mind you’re using RIGHT now!!!!” Bulma seriously says: “I can have Zarbon DESTROY Marlene!!!!” Skipper says: “My penguin friends won’t EVER let it come to THAT! You’re going to have to do BETTER than THAT idle threat!” (Confessional) Bulma groans and says: “I SWEAR; Skipper is even WORSE than Marlene when it comes to being STUBBORN!!!!” / Skipper says: “You just got to realize that Bulma’s threats are completely hollow and devoid of any REAL malice, and it pops the air RIGHT out of her sails! Bulma, DOESN’T scare me!” (End Confessional)

Skipper does a BIG spin! It’s not quite as mighty as Zarbon’s, but it goes around a few times, and it lands on an 80. Sniz says: “That’s 80 points! You can either keep it, or try to get a 20, which would give you 100, AND a bonus spin!” Skipper says: “Mama didn’t raise a fool; I mostly raised MYSELF!!!! But I’m quitting while I’m ahead, and walking away with the 80! You’ll have to try and get that 100 points, all on your OWN, Bulma!” Bulma angrily says: “CURSE my non-athletic skills and my PATHETIC arm muscles! But I’m NOT giving up! I’m DETERMINED to get a HIGH score!” Bulma TRIES her best, but even with ALL her force, she’s BARELY able to get the wheel around a little more than one full rotation; and the wheel lands on 25. Bulma groans and says: “I’m spinning AGAIN!!!!” Bulma tries again, but her second spin isn’t MUCH better than her FIRST one, as the wheel lands on 40. Sniz says: “That’s 65 points total! It’s time to reset the challenges, and have everyone shuffle to their next one in order. You also have an opportunity to take a five minute break. And Bulma, I think you could HONESTLY use one!” (Confessional) Bulma groans and says: “That DOES it! I TRIED to be GENTLE about it! I TRIED asking nicely; I gave Zarbon EVERY bit of myself, and what does he do?! He doesn’t even SHOW me how to LAND on 100 with MY limited muscles! As of right now, he is D-E-A-D, DEAD to ME!!!! But I won’t get rid of him just YET!!!! I’ll carry him along to the next challenge before I DUMP him on international television! As for this challenge, all I got to do is NOT come in last, and I’ll be safe! I’ll let the chips fall where they may, and let the most unlucky contestant take the FALL this time!” / Skipper says: “I think Marlene is starting to rub off on me. I usually wouldn’t quit unless I won the whole enchilada, or the 100 points in THIS case! But Marlene’s influence has taught me that sometimes, it is better to go with the safe bet, than with an unsafe gamble!” (End Confessional) The contestants are all shuffling to their next game of choice, when the male contestants all run INTO each other in the middle of the theme park! Chameleon asks: “Say, where are the girls at?” Skipper rolls his eyes and says: “They’re ALL using the bathroom, at the SAME time!” Patrick asks: “Why do girls even DO that?!” Captain Retro says: “Sometimes, it IS just a natural occurrence!” Dudley says: “But often, it’s to trade gossip and talk SMACK about guys they don’t like!” Zarbon says: “I KNEW it! Nothing gets past ME!!!!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: “You know what THAT sound means! MUSIC to my ears, and singing to everyone else’s! And this time, for a change, only the MALE contestants have to sing this song!”

Chameleon says: “Oh, BOY!!!! As if we didn’t have ENOUGH to worry about today!” Sniz says: “And for an added challenge, I want it to be a song ORIGINALLY sung by Jefferson Starship, about being trapped in a situation you don’t like, with ZARBON as the lead singer!” Zarbon sighs and says: “Well, at least BULMA isn’t here to HEAR this! I’ll go ahead and sing!” /

Genre: Rock. Sub-genre: Jefferson Starship. Song: “No Way Out!” Sung by: Zarbon, Patrick, Chameleon, Captain Retro, Skipper and Sniz! / Zarbon: “No intentions, whatsoever. I was gone for a night, nothing's forever. The cruel daylight, brought me back to my senses.” Patrick: “Back to my senses!” Zarbon: “Got caught in here, under false pretenses. No way out! None, whatever. I made up the story, thought it was clever. She didn't ask, and I got no reply.” Chameleon: “Got no reply!” Zarbon: “But later that night, I heard her cry!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No accusations, whatsoever. But can she forget? Nothing's forever. Since yesterday, she's a little bit colder.” Skipper: “A little bit colder!” Zarbon: “Won't happen again; what could I have told her?” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story!” Sniz, about Katie: “Doesn't buy my story!” (Guitar solo) Zarbon: “How can she tell, the truth from the lies? How does she know, when to close her eyes? She doesn't want to lose me, so she only sees what she wants to see!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “She doesn't buy my story! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” Zarbon: “No way out! No!” Captain Retro: “No way out!” / And the epic song, ends. / But as Bulma EXITS the restroom, her eyes are SEETHING with anger, meaning that she has CLEARLY heard what Zarbon has just been singing about!

(Confessional) Bulma says: “Someone has been very NAUGHTY!!!! And in that case, that someone is ZARBON!!!! I was kind of half-guessing myself as to whether getting rid of Zarbon WAS the right move to make; but after hearing Zarbon sing THAT song; it’s no longer a guess! After THIS challenge, ZARBON will be the NEXT to go!” / Zarbon says: “I HAD to get my feelings out to SOMEBODY! And since BULMA wouldn’t be understanding of them, the guys were my next best choice! I mean, I’m probably going to have to fight against Captain Retro in the next challenge, but at the very least, I want him to know how I truly feel about the whole thing.” / Captain Retro shakes his head and says: “Poor Zarbon; he really HAS grown to care for Bulma! That’s just going to make it all the more tragic for when the time comes, that Bulma ends up breaking his heart, and SHATTERS all his expectations for a relationship. I WOULD feel sorry for him, but he DOES have it coming for not REALIZING the AWFUL truth about Bulma, SOONER!” (End Confessional) A montage of the remaining games of chance is shown! Reggie knocks down all THREE stacks of her bottles, Dudley doesn’t knock down any, and Captain Retro knocks down sixteen bottles total. / Skipper pops FIVE of his balloons, Zarbon only pops three, and Bulma pops four. / At the Wheel Spin, Suzie spins 75 on her first and only spin; Patrick spins 60 in a combination of two spins, and Chameleon spins 95 in a combination of two spins. / At the Bottle Toss, Zarbon knocks down all THREE stacks of his bottles, Skipper knocks down thirteen of his bottles, and Bulma (with her lack-luster muscles) has to try THREE times, just to knock down ONE stack of bottles! / At the balloon pop, Suzie pops FIVE of her balloons, Chameleon pops four, and Patrick only pops one. / And at the Wheel Spin, Captain Retro spins 80 in a combination of two spins; Dudley spins a 65 in his first spin, but he OVER-Spins on his second spin, gets a 55, which means he goes over and doesn’t get ANY points! But Reggie, does something AMAZING on her FIRST spin, as she LANDS on the 100 space EXACTLY!!!! Sniz says: “That is PERFECT, Reggie! Now you get to spin again!” Reggie says: “All right!” And using her bonus spin, Reggie manages to get a 70 in her second spin, giving her 170 points for THAT event total! Sniz says: “Well, I think we know who our winner is!” /

The contestants are all gathered in front of the theme park, ready to hear the results of the challenge. Sniz says: “My fellow contestants, you will be pleased to know that we have a clear winner in this challenge. And for ONCE, it ISN’T Captain Retro! The winner, with an unprecedented 450 points, is Reggie Rocket!!!!” Bulma yells: “WHAT?!!! Those should be MY 450 points that won it for ME today!” Sniz says: “Reggie, you get to choose a contestant of your choice, to share the V.I.P. Lounge treatment with you.” Reggie says: “Well, since I can’t pick Rocko, I pick Captain Retro. I promised Rocko that I would do my best to protect him for as long as I could.” Sniz says: “Than with that being said, we have a CLEAR loser who lost EVERY single game of skill and chance that they attempted! Dudley, I’m afraid you scored nothing; which means you are automatically eliminated from this challenge!” Chameleon cries and says: “NO!!!! Dudley, I’m going to MISS you!” Dudley comforts Chameleon says: “Don’t cry for me, Chameleon. The truth is, I’ll NEVER leave you! After all, I’m always with you in your heart, and you’ve proven to everyone here, that you really HAVE one where it counts!” Chameleon says: “Thank you, Dudley. That means a lot to me!” Dudley takes off the shirt he’s wearing, and gives it to Captain Retro. Dudley says: “A little souvenir, for all the fun times and good challenges we spent together.” Captain Retro says: “I’ll be sure to wear it; once I’ve WASHED it a little! But won’t YOU get cold?” Dudley gets on a motorcycle and says: “Nah! Shirts are over-rated anyways! I can’t wait for the finale! ADIOS, AMIGOS!!!!” And Dudley zooms out of sight! Sniz says: “And with that, we are down to the FINAL Eight contestants, for Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Zarbon, Bulma, Captain Retro, Chameleon, Skipper, Suzie, Patrick, and Reggie! Any one of them has a chance of either winning it big, or being the next contestant having to pack their bags out of this competition! We’ll be finding out who will get one step closer to the grand prize, on the next exciting episode, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” /

Epilogue: Dudley is zooming down the freeways, and singing about his love relationship with Chameleon, by singing HIS version of a hit Aretha Franklin hit song! / Genre: Dance-pop. Sub-genre: Aretha Franklin. Song: “Freeway of Love” (Single version). Sung by: Dudley! / Dudley: “Knew you'd be a vision in white. How'd you get your pants so tight? Don't know what you're doing, but you must be living right, yeah! We got some places to see, I brought all the maps with me. So jump in, it’s no sin; take a ride in my machine! City traffic's moving way too slow; drop the pedal and go, go, go! We’re going riding on the freeway of love; wind's against our back. We’re going riding on the freeway of love, in my pink Cadillac! We’re going riding on the freeway of love; wind's against our back. Ain't we riding on the freeway of love in my pink Cadillac? Never mind the exit signs, we got lots of time. We can't quit until we get to the other side! With the radio playing our song, we keep rolling on! Who knows how far a car can get before you think about slowing, slowing down, yeah! City traffic's moving, way too slow! Drop the pedal and go, go; come on now, go! We’re going riding on the freeway of love; wind's against our back. We’re going riding on the freeway of love, in my pink Cadillac! We’re going riding on the freeway of love; wind's against our back. Ain't we riding on the freeway of love in my pink Cadillac? Here we go, one more time! (Saxophone solo) With the wind and your fingers in my hand; kind of think we are going for an extended throw down. So drop the top, baby, and let's cruise on into, this better than ever street! City traffic moving way too slow; drop the pedal and go, go. Come on baby, go, do it for me now! We’re going riding on the freeway of love; wind's against my back! We’re going riding on the freeway of love, in my pink Cadillac. We’re going riding on the freeway of love; wind's against my back! Ain't we riding on the freeway of love, in my pink Cadillac?” / And the epic song ends! /

Episode Notes: First time that Reggie Rocket has won a solo immunity challenge, and she shares V.I.P. Lounge treatment with Captain Retro, honoring her promise to Rocko to help protect Captain Retro. Dudley is automatically eliminated, for being unable to score any points within this challenge. With his elimination, Chameleon is now the only contestant from “T.U.F.F. Puppy,” left to represent that show. Featured songs in this episode are “Take on Me; No Way Out;” and “Freeway of Love!” /

Personal Notes: With the exception of “Start Me Up, Part Two,” I think I can safely say that this is the SHORTEST episode of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” that I’ve written so far! I mean, I probably COULD have made the episode last a little longer if I WANTED to; but I also REALLY want to get to the EXCITING episodes that are on the horizon! Besides, just because an episode is shorter, doesn’t mean that it’s not as good as an episode that is longer. Also, I really want to thank Renegade the Unicorn, for allowing me to use the concept of his abandoned “Power Rangers Multiverse Force” episode idea, of “A Day at Bucket Head Land.” It SAVED me from having to copy another EPISODE of “Total Drama World Tour,” by allowing me to use a more ORIGINAL episode idea for this episode, so Renegade the Unicorn gets full co-writing credit for this episode; a “Total Cartoon” FIRST, I might add! /

That’s my episode idea for today! :D Enough said, true believers! ;)

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Brace yourselves; because at long last, SOMEONE is going to be BETRAYED before this challenge is over, and they will NEVER see it coming! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to the country of Norway. The remaining contestants played games of chance and skill. The balloon pop, the bottle toss, and the wheel spin! Bulma TRIED to convince Zarbon to show her how to achieve a perfect spin, but Zarbon wasn’t himself that day, as he was having a fit of self-doubt, as to whether or not Bulma COULD be trusted! But when Bulma over-heard Zarbon singing a song that SHE didn’t like, Bulma decided that Zarbon had just about out-lived his USEFULNESS to her, and she would DUMP him at her FIRST convenience! But in Norway, luck just wasn’t on Dudley’s side for THAT challenge; so it ended up being Dudley, who was automatically eliminated for coming in last, for that challenge. We are now down to only eight contestants, and before THIS challenge is over, one of them is going to lose MORE than just their chance at $44.44 million! You BETTER believe it! Find out who it will be on today’s exciting challenge, of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!!! I wonder, how do you say that in Egyptian?” /

Instead of the usual show open; Zarbon appears in a music video that looks like it comes STRAIGHT from 1983, and Zarbon is singing STRAIGHT to Bulma, in HIS cover of a 1983 hit song! / Genre: New wave. Sub-genre: Duran Duran. Song: “Is There Something I Should Know?” Sung by: Zarbon! / Zarbon: “Please, please tell me now; please, please tell me now! Please, please, tell me now; please, please, tell me now! (Instrumental solo) I made a break, I ran out yesterday, tried to find my mountain hideaway. Maybe next year, maybe no go! I know you're watching me every minute of the day, yeah! I've seen the signs and the looks and the pictures that give your game away! There's a dream that strings the road, a broken glass for us to hold. And I cut so far before I had to say; please, please, tell me now; is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same; because you don't let it show? Oh, oh; oh; oh; people stare and cross the road from me, and jungle drums, they all clear the way for me. Can you read my mind, can you see in the snow? And fire demons all dance, when you walk through that door! Don't say you're easy on me; you're about as easy as a nuclear war! There's a dream that strings the road, with broken glass for us to hold! And I cut so far before I had to say; please, please, tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same, because you don't let it show? (Instrumental solo) Please, please, tell me now is there (please, please, tell me now) is there something I should know? Is there (please, please, tell me now) something I should say? That'll (please, please) come my way? Tell me now, can you see? (Please, please, tell me now) what makes me blow? Can you see how much I'd die? Every time it passes by! Please, please, tell me now what it (please, please, tell me now) takes to make it show? Is there (please, please, tell me now) something I should know?” / The song fades out and the music video sequence ends. /

“Come Undone.” / The plane is in transit, and it’s so early in the morning, that the sun isn’t even up yet. The contestants are all resting, and the action shifts to the V.I.P. Lounge, where Reggie and Captain Retro are. In his sleep, Captain Retro is saying: “NO; Zarbon don’t TRUST her!!!!” And thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we get to SEE what he is referring to!!!! / In Captain Retro’s dream; Bulma is armed with ridiculously STRONG boxing gloves, and is BEATING Zarbon up to a PULP!!!! Zarbon, in EXTREME pain, cries out: “WHY; Bulma?! Why are you DOING this to me?!” Bulma sadistically laughs, and says: “A better question would be; why not?! You had SO much untapped potential, that it wasn’t even funny! It was so EASY for me to TURN that potential, into something that could BLIND you into doing my bidding FOR me! I don’t like to brag but, it was only a matter of TIME before I brought you DOWN!!!!” Zarbon screams: “NO; Bulma!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!” / And Captain Retro jolts awake by the sound of that scream, even though it was only a DREAM!!!! Reggie also wakes up because of this, as well!

Reggie asks: “What’s the matter, Captain Retro?” Captain Retro says: “Well, what I long suspected would happen, IS going to happen; the day of destiny is FINALLY upon us! Today is the day that Zarbon will lose EVERYTHING he thought he was working for; and Bulma will shatter his heart into a million pieces!” Reggie says: “That IS awful! Isn’t there anything we can do about it?” Captain Retro says: “By this point; everyone else has already tried everything they could in order to warn Zarbon about this, but Zarbon has REFUSED to let himself see the truth! He is THAT invested in the relationship that he THINKS that he has with Bulma! I’m afraid that the only thing the REST of us can do; is to stay OUT of the ensuing fall-out, and keep Bulma from trying to suspect that this is actually what we NEED for her to do!” Reggie asks: “Isn’t there another way to eliminate Zarbon, that DOESN’T involve having his heart broken?” Captain Retro says: “If Bulma wasn’t a factor, and Zarbon WASN’T in love; than yes, we might have been able to eliminate him with just a mere vote-off. But I’m afraid that the matter is now out of my hands. We cannot guide Zarbon’s destiny anymore; all we can do is guide our own.” Reggie says: “I just hope that when all is said and done, that everything turns out all right in the end!” Captain Retro says: “I do to, Reggie. I do to.” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “After all this time, I finally realize what my role in this season has been; it was to BE the spanner to Bulma Briefs’ diabolical plan! Bulma knew all the strengths and weaknesses of every OTHER contestant going into this season, but she couldn’t have known about me. I was the one factor she couldn’t have planned for; nor would she know how to deal with me. Don’t get me wrong, she has certainly tried to get rid of me; ESPECIALLY back in the Colorado challenge! But because of Anti-Timmy’s presence, he BLOCKED Zarbon’s ability to detect auras! I must admit, Anti-Timmy managed to protect me THAT time! If Anti-Timmy wasn’t around…well, let’s just say that there are times when even I can use some help to get me through a challenging day! It’s also lucky for me, that Chameleon hasn’t been SPAMMING his use of his Changing Suit; so Bulma will NOT be anticipating his usage of that once I put my plan into motion! Bulma doesn’t realize it yet, but today will be the beginning of the end, for her game-play!” / Reggie says: “Karma definitely is coming for Zarbon and Bulma; I just feel bad that Zarbon is going to be hit with a LOT of disproportionate retribution; all because BULMA feels like he should be hit with it! Of course, if Zarbon’s fall is going to be messy; one can only image how much WORSE it could be for Bulma! Personally, I’d rather not even THINK about the possibilities! As far as I’m concerned, my biggest concern is keeping myself on the good side of karma, and not jinxing myself by THINKING that I’m going to win! Every challenge I play from now on; I’m playing it like it COULD be my last, because there’s a good chance that it MIGHT!” (End Confessional)

The action shifts to the Cargo area, where Skipper has gathered the other contestants, who AREN’T Bulma or Zarbon! Suzie yawns, and she asks: “Skipper, what’s so important that you had to drag us out of bed at 4 A.M. in the morning?” Chameleon says: “I personally don’t mind. Ever since Dudley’s elimination; I haven’t been able to rest as easy without a good buddy by my side.” Skipper seriously says: “This is a VERY important matter! No matter what, we CAN’T allow either Zarbon or Bulma to WIN an immunity today!” Patrick says: “I quite agree! Either of those two, even ALONE from each other; would be a DANGEROUS threat to face in the Final Five!” Skipper says: “Which is why we must concentrate all our efforts into doing the best job we CAN in this challenge! We must dominate SO much, that Bulma and Zarbon can’t POSSIBLY match us!” Suzie says: “First off, we don’t even KNOW what this upcoming challenge is going to be yet. So how can we know if it is something we’re going to be GOOD at?!” Chameleon says: “In any case, Captain Retro is already COUNTING on me to take Zarbon down today! We can’t target BOTH of them! Besides, that will JUST make Zarbon suspicious, and we can’t AFFORD that!” Skipper thinks about it, and says: “You’ve actually got a point there! In that case, we’ll modify our plan! We simply concentrate all our efforts into getting Zarbon out today! Without her loyal dragon; Bulma will have no choice but to TRY and attack us herself! That’s what will leave her vulnerable in a future challenge!” Patrick says: “I can’t argue with THAT plan!” Suzie says: “I wouldn’t know HOW to!” The four of them simultaneously say: “To the plan!!!!” (Confessional)

Skipper smiles and says: “I’m actually proud of myself for FINALLY getting a winning strategy in place! Believe me, it’s a LOT easier to do when I have my penguin buddies AND Marlene to back me up! But thanks to this experience, I’m able to access reserves of determination that I never knew I had, and I have been able to really apply myself! I actually feel REALLY good about my chances about getting into the Final Five now! All I’ve got to do is to keep up this stride that I’m setting for myself, and NOT let myself get tripped up!” / Chameleon says: “I honestly thought that there wasn’t going to be ANY chance of me being the LAST representative from TUFF Puppy remaining in this game! But now that I am, I owe it to Dudley and Keswick to at least TRY to get into the Final Five! After everything they’ve done for me, they deserve at least THAT much! $40 million is a lot better than nothing. Besides, it would feel so AMAZING to finally prove myself to Kitty and the Chief! They are going to feel SO grateful to know that I am FINALLY on THEIR side!” / Suzie says: “Over the course of this season, I have definitely proven that I have a lot of swagger. I have also learned that it takes a lot more than swagger to win a season; you also got to have the right moves, and the right strategy to do it! Thanks to Otto, I’ve definitely learned, a LOT about good moves to use, and a good strategy to take, in order to get in the Final Five, and HOPEFULLY the Final Three! Otto, your mentoring to me is FINALLY going to PAY off!” / Patrick says: “I don’t think anybody ever suspected that I could make it THIS far! And now that I have; it’s gotten to the point where four other contestants, really have no choice BUT to let me stay on until the Final Five! With the addition of Reggie, none of us want to take on Zarbon, Bulma, or Captain Retro in the Final Five! Which is why the five of us have to be UNITED in our efforts to make sure that we are in the ideal Final Five! I just find it funny that this is the EXACT scenario, that Captain Retro SAID we would find ourselves in! Is that guy a PSYCHIC, or WHAT?!” (End Confessional)

It’s a little later in the morning, and the sun is just starting to come up. Zarbon wakes up, and he wakes Bulma up. Zarbon, unsure about himself, asks: “Bulma, are you still happy about the two of us?” Bulma charmingly says: “Of course I am. Whatever gave you the impression that I wasn’t?” Zarbon says: “It’s just that recently, it seems that there has been a lot of FRICTION between the two of us! I thought that it might have something to do with me.” Bulma seriously says: “It has NOTHING to do with you; it has EVERYTHING to do with Captain Retro! That dog is nothing but TROUBLE to our winning strategies! He NEEDS to go; TODAY!!!! And if you don’t DO something about it, then I most CERTAINLY will!” Zarbon sighs and says: “Well, I was HOPING to resolve this WITHOUT having to hurt anybody; but if that’s what it takes to get rid of Captain Retro, then I will do it for YOU, Bulma!” Bulma sweetly says: “I appreciate you FINALLY coming to your senses, Zarbon! And you need not worry about anyone else! I can personally guarantee, that once you HURT Captain Retro; I won’t ASK you to HURT anyone else!” Zarbon HUGS and kisses Bulma, and Zarbon genuinely says: “Thank you for your promise, Bulma! That’s ALL that I wanted to hear from you; the chance to play an honest game! I better go take a shower, and get ready for my day of DESTINY!!!!” (Confessional) Bulma PRETEND gags and says: “UGH!!!! I HATE those kisses of his!!!! Did he kiss his PRETEND last girlfriend like THAT?! Not that it matters much to me; I don’t WANT Zarbon to succeed ANYWAYS! He’s WAY too much of a RISK to take into the Final Five! I’m all about self-preservation, after all! And I like my chances BETTER against Captain Retro, than I do against Zarbon! Besides Captain Retro is a GOOD guy! He would NEVER hurt a pretty, INNOCENT lady, such as myself! All I have to do, is throw the best SYMPATHY act that Captain Retro has ever seen! Then I will be RID of Zarbon, quicker than you can say, ‘Easy Street’!” / Zarbon sighs, and says: “What a relief! It’s not my fault that Bulma has been feeling antsy, lately! Only Captain Retro has been causing this friction between us! I just have to hurt ONE last contestant; then I will be FREE to play an honest game until I reach the Final Three! If I’m going to finish this game on top, then I want to finish it on a HIGH note!” (End Confessional) As soon as Zarbon ENTERS the shower; Bulma PURPOSELY tears her own clothes up; puts some SCRATCH and CLAW make-up on herself to make it LOOK like she’s been hurt; and messes her own hair up for good measure! Bulma chuckles and says: “Bette Davis; eat your HEART out!” /

Bulma runs to the V.I.P. Lounge entrance, and CRYING, says: “Captain Retro, HELP me!!!! Please, HELP me!!!!” Captain Retro opens the door, and PRETENDING not to suspect anything; Captain Retro asks: “Whatever is the matter, Bulma?” Bulma sobs, and she says: “I can’t TAKE it anymore!!!! Zarbon is HURTING me!!!! He’s physically ABUSING me!!!! He says that if I don’t DO what he wants and continue to RIG the challenges for him; he’ll continue TORTURING me!!!! Please, you’ve GOT to get me OUT of this NIGHTMARE; Captain Retro!!!!” Captain Retro PRETENDS to think it over, and he says: “Gee, I’d LOVE to Bulma; but, this was your OWN decision to begin with!” Reggie says: “He’s got a POINT; Bulma! None of us FORCED you to be in a relationship with ZARBON; you know! You made your BED; now you can SLEEP it in!!!!” Bulma cries, and she says: “You MUST help this POOR woman out!!!! I’ll do ANYTHING, short of voting myself OUT!!!!” Captain Retro thinks about it, and says: “Only under ONE condition; you must solemnly promise, to NOT vote me off when this challenge is over, even if I DON’T win immunity!!!!” Bulma stops crying, and she says: “Deal! And if Zarbon says anything; DON’T listen to him! He’ll try ANYTHING to get you believe him!” Captain Retro says: “I understand, Bulma. You can count on ME to take care of things!!!!” And as Captain Retro closes the door; Bulma WIPES the make-up off of her face, puts her hair back into place, and she says: “Hook, line, and sinker! And all I got to do is NOT vote Captain Retro OFF this episode! I’ll just vote him off the NEXT time!” /

Reggie asks: “Captain Retro, why didn’t you offer to help Bulma out the moment she ASKED for help?!” Captain Retro answers: “Bulma would’ve SUSPECTED something was up if I agreed to her strategy IMMEDIATELY! I had to make it LOOK like she NEEDED to earn my help!” Reggie says: “Clever. But what if Bulma’s story WAS true?” Captain Retro says: “I highly doubt it. She’s lied for THIS long; I doubt she’d try to tell the truth. It wouldn’t serve her the way her lies have. Besides, she WANTS to make Zarbon look bad, for when she ELIMINATES him! I’m SURE it’s all a part of her scheme! Even on the off-chance that it WERE true; it’s not like Bulma doesn’t DESERVE that, even though I certainly wouldn’t WISH it on her. Bulma needs to learn that consequences have actions, and her diabolical actions are GOING to come back to HAUNT her!” Reggie says: “I quite agree. Will you need me to do anything?” Captain Retro says: “Just do the best you can in this challenge, and don’t let yourself get distracted by anything else! Chameleon and I will take care of everything else!” Reggie says: “I’m certainly glad to know that YOU are still on top of things!” (Confessional) Bulma is now in NEW clothes, and she laughs, and says: “That was the BEST performance I’ve ever PUT on this show! I should have been BORN an actress! Although, I guess I kind of WAS! But that’s NOTHING compared to the heartbreak that I’m going to PUT Zarbon through! Thankfully, I already KNOW what the challenge is going to be today! It will be the PERFECT opportunity, for not only ZARBON to be eliminated, but to make Captain Retro look bad as WELL!” / Captain Retro says: “The only reason Bulma WANTS me to fight Zarbon, is that she wants to make ME look bad in front of everyone else! Thankfully, I didn’t actually TELL her that I was going to fight Zarbon; I merely told her that I was going to take CARE of things! Loophole advantage? Me!” / Reggie asks: “How messed up does somebody have to be, to even THINK that it’s okay to LIE about somebody ABUSING them?! What does that say about Bulma’s personal past; that she would GO to these lengths to get what she wants? But Bulma has put herself on a runaway train with her actions, and she will find out MUCH too late; that she has no way of STOPPING it when she wants to!” (End Confessional) General Barracuda turns on the intercom, and announces: “Attention, fresh meat! We’re going to be performing a challenge of my own; personal design today! We will be going to the country of Egypt; to a lost crypt INSIDE of the Sphinx, in order to go through a tour; of the Crypt of your WORST nightmares! Each of you will be subject to the one thing you fear above EVERYTHING else; and you MUST conquer your fear, if you want a chance of winning today’s challenge! Only the top two contestants will share immunity today; with first place even getting the V.I.P. Lounge! Everyone else, will be at the mercy of a vote-off elimination by the end of this challenge! You have been warned! Horatio, OUT!”

Suzie nervously says: “A crypt of our worst nightmares, where we have to face our worst FEAR?! General Barracuda is JOKING; right?!” Skipper says: “I think we all know by now, that General Barracuda RARELY ever jokes around, and certainly NOT about something like this!” Patrick says: “General Barracuda certainly doesn’t want to make it EASY for us to get into the Final Five!” Chameleon says: “He just wants to make an exciting show! No matter what we end up facing, we must do our best in trying to conquer our fears! All of our eliminated friends; wherever they currently are, they are all counting on us to win this challenge for them!” Suzie says: “I just wish we had something easier; like a sing-off challenge!” Skipper says: “No such luck, today! We’ll just have to take whatever General Barracuda can dish out at us! It’s time to bring Zarbon down; or get eliminated TRYING!!!!” Patrick says: “Preferably WITHOUT the getting eliminated part!” Chameleon says: “Agreed!” (Confessional) Suzie says: “My worst nightmare; is losing my voice, and being caught LIP-SYNCING on stage!” / Chameleon says: “My worst nightmare, is having to fight my evil doppelganger!” / Patrick says: “My worst nightmare, is having to fight a bunch of spiders!” / Skipper says: “My worst nightmare? That would be losing Marlene, to Captain Retro!” / Reggie says: “My worst nightmare; having to be in an eating competition, eating UNHEALTHY nacho chips!” / Zarbon says: “My worst nightmare; is having to fight against Captain Retro!” / Bulma scoffs and says: “I’m not worried about NIGHTMARES! Dreams are just images made up by the sub-conscious brain while you are asleep! The important thing to remember, is that nightmares are ONLY as real as you THINK they are!” / Captain Retro says: “I’d rather not say what MY personal nightmare is! It’s a REAL nightmare that you have to worry about in real life, that’s all I’ll say about it. I have a feeling that before today is over, though, that I’ll have to confront what I fear the most. I just hope that I’m ready for it when the time comes.” (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I’ll break here, and stop for now. Enough said, for now! ;)

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Here is the moment you’ve all been waiting for! It’s time for the second and FINAL part of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode idea, “Come Undone!” / After the commercials finish airing, the plane lands in the hot desert of Egypt, near the banks of the Nile River. The contestants all get out, and everyone BUT Zarbon is surprised to see Bulma FLASHING a big white smile, perfectly PLEASED with herself! Suzie asks: “What are YOU so happy about?” Bulma says: “Not that it will make any difference, but I have an UNSTOPPABLE plan, to get myself to the Final Three, and EARN my PERSONAL Clean Slate! Once I do, all anyone will know of ME, is that I am the most PERFECT person in the Universe!” Zarbon protests: “But I’m perfect TOO!!!! Aren’t I?” Reggie asks: “What exactly ARE you again?” Zarbon says: “I’m a Narcissian.” Patrick rolls his eyes, and says: “It FIGURES that you would be a NARCISSIST!” Bulma scoffs and says: “NO; he’s a NARCISSIAN!!!! There’s a DIFFERENCE, you know! And he HAPPENS to be the most PERFECT Narcissian in the UNIVERSE!!!!” Chameleon asks: “Really? How can you tell?” Sniz says: “People, there’s a time and place to debate things, and the hot desert sun of Egypt isn’t exactly the best place to do it!” Captain Retro says: “Sniz has a point; we need to know exactly how this challenge is going to work.” General Barracuda says: “And I have your answer. As I have stated, you will need to go into the crypt of the Sphinx, where you will be subjected to WHATEVER your own worst nightmare is. You will be judged based on two factors; how brave you are in FACING your own nightmare, and how FAST you can BEAT whatever your worst nightmare is! And you will be judged, according to how I feel, you personally did in the challenge! In other words, I have the FINAL word on how well you score!” Skipper sarcastically says: “Finally! A challenge that’s ACTUALLY fair to the REST of us!” Reggie asks: “Why do you ALWAYS have to talk like that?!” General Barracuda says: “And in case you were WONDERING, the Fairy Godparent interns have looked into your MINDS to see what your worst fair is! So when you encounter your personal nightmare, you must treat it as if it were REAL, and fight against it accordingly! Only two contestants will win immunity tonight! Who’s willing to be our first participant?” Zarbon confidently says: “Oh, I’ll go FIRST!!!!” Sniz says: “First isn’t always the best choice, you know!” Zarbon scoffs and says: “Like I need advice from a ferret who doesn’t even HAVE a tail!” Sniz says: “And with that, my respect for you has just dropped from a seven, to a three.”

Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Like I actually CARE about what YOU think!” Captain Retro says: “You should! His fate may be MORE in his hands than you THINK!!!!” Zarbon says: “I’ve never needed ANYONE else’s help in getting what I want, and I don’t intend to start NOW! Show me the entrance!” General Barracuda shows the front of a steel door at the base of the Sphinx, and the General says: “Right this way, my alien ‘friend’.” Zarbon says: “Ignoring your OBVIOUS sarcasm, I’m about to put this challenge away! I’ll see you on the other side!” And Zarbon goes in! Bulma sighs and says: “Am I glad to not be around HIM anymore!” Suzie asks: “Why would that be?” Bulma seriously says: “Listen you guys, Zarbon is NOT who you think he is! I was FORCED into an alliance with him, but I can’t be a silent party to his wicked plans ANY longer! I need to tell you ALL the secrets Zarbon has been FORCING me to keep secret from you guys.” / Zarbon goes through what looks like an ordinary crypt at first! With his sense of direction and speed, Zarbon appears to have no trouble going through it. But when Zarbon passes through a torch-lit entry-way, the scenery CHANGES to the outside, and it LOOKS like Zarbon is flying over the Grand Canyon in Arizona! Zarbon asks: “How did I get back HERE again?!” But Zarbon doesn’t get an answer to his question, as Zarbon narrowly DUCKS an oncoming shot, from an ILLUSION of Captain Retro! Zarbon says: “I don’t care whether you’re an illusion or not; you’ve been a thorn in my side for far too LONG this season!” I’m going to take care of you, ONCE and for all!” (Confessional) Zarbon says: “I consider myself a very PATIENT type of man, and I think I have been extremely tolerant of Captain Retro until now; but I need to ‘Take CARE of him,’ if I EVER hope of getting to the Final Three! If only Freeza could SEE me NOW; I think he would be pretty pleased by how FAR I have come! This is my moment of glory!” (End Confessional)

Outside of the Sphinx, Bulma says: “And that’s the full story! You all AGREE that Zarbon needs to be voted off tonight; RIGHT?!” Skipper says: “Absolutely!” Patrick says: “You got that right!” Suzie says: “No contest!” General Barracuda asks: “Who wants to go next?!” Chameleon says: “I will!” Captain Retro whispers to him: “Thank you, Chameleon! And don’t forget what you are supposed to DO, once you conquer your fear!” Chameleon says: “I won’t, sir!” Bulma asks: “What was that?” Captain Retro says: “Just giving my fellow competitor a word of encouragement!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “A big waste of TIME, if you ask me! Just because we’re going to be united TONIGHT in getting rid of Zarbon, doesn’t mean I’m going to be all buddy-buddy with you AFTERWARDS! I do have an IMAGE to maintain!” Reggie seriously says: “You might want to think about getting a NEW one!” Bulma says: “But you CAN’T improve on perfection!” Suzie scoffs and says: “You COULD give it a SHOT, and, PRETEND to be NICE!!!!” (Confessional) Suzie says: “Honestly? It SUCKS that we can’t vote off BOTH of them in the same episode! But it will certainly better to get rid of ONE of them, than NEITHER of them!” / Captain Retro says: “Here is where my plan goes into effect! And if my calculations are correct, Chameleon will MEET up with Zarbon RIGHT on schedule; if all goes well!” / Reggie says: “I am SO ready to be DONE with Bulma!” / Bulma seriously says: “They’re all just jealous of me; because no matter how hard they try, they’ll never be HALF the genius that I am! It is IMPOSSIBLE!!!!” (End Confessional) Chameleon enters the Sphinx, and goes down the same corridors that Zarbon went down. But when Chameleon passes through a torch-lit entry-way, Chameleon winds up BACK in Petropolis! Chameleon asks: “How did I get back home?” A familiar voice, but CLEARLY evil; cackles through the air! And Chameleon is SHOCKED, to hear his OWN voice coming from something ELSE! Chameleon thinks he’s SEEING himself, but wearing his OLD Black Changing suit, with an EVIL look in his eyes! The Evil Chameleon says: “You think you’re SO good aren’t YOU?! Becoming ‘friends’ with Keswick and Dudley! But I know the TRUTH!!!! You haven’t really changed! You’ll NEVER change who you are on the inside!” Chameleon says: “You’re WRONG! I AM good! I’ve BEEN good! I haven’t done ANYTHING evil during the entirety of this challenge! I HAVE friends now! And I’m NOT letting you take that AWAY from me!” The Evil Chameleon says: “Well, this town isn’t big enough for the two of us; one of us MUST go!” Chameleon says: “Very well, then! It’s a DUEL!!!!”

(Confessional) Chameleon says: “Here is where the big question is answered! Which side of me is stronger; the good side, or the bad side? I really hope it’s the first one!” (End Confessional) The action shifts back outside, where the other contestants are waiting. Patrick says: “Zarbon is sure taking his sweet time with HIS worst fear!” Skipper says: “He MUST have a very TOUGH one! Aliens aren’t exactly scared of things that the rest of us are scared of!” General Barracuda asks: “All right. Who will go next?” Bulma says: “I’m going to put this game away. I will be the NEXT to go!” Sniz shrugs and says: “All right; it’s your funeral…eventually!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “You’re forgetting one crucial detail; I PLAN on LIVING forever! And I am 29. I will ALWAYS be 29! So…good luck with THAT!!!!” And Bulma enters the Sphinx. Patrick shakes his head and says: “One MUST wonder what goes on in that HEAD of hers!” /

Bulma wastes no time in making her way through the Sphinx, but when SHE passes through the torch-lit entry-way, the scenery CHANGES into an indoor filming studio; COMPLETE with a studio audience! Goku comes up to her and says: “Welcome BACK, Bulma. You’re just in time for the special RE-UNION show!” Bulma asks: “Show? What Re-Union Show?” Goku says: “The Re-Union Show for your FIRST big-time TV show! Brainy Babe! Remember?!” Bulma gasps, and she says: “I don’t understand how ANYONE could remember my TIME from that SHOW! But if you need me to do something special; I’ll do it!” Goku says: “Sing a song! Sing a SONG!!!!” Bulma says: “All right! I’ll sing one of my favorites! A Jefferson Airplane hit song, Somebody to Love!” / Genre: Psychedelic Rock. Sub-genre: Jefferson Airplane. Song: “Somebody to Love”. Sung by: Bulma! / Bulma: “When the truth is found, to be lies! And all the joy within you dies! Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love? Wouldn't you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love! Love. When the garden flowers; baby, are dead, yes! And your mind, your mind; is so full of red! Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love? Wouldn't you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love! Your eyes, I say, your eyes may look like his. Yeah, but in your head, baby; I'm afraid you don't know where it is! Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love? Wouldn't you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love…” Bulma looks into a giant TV monitor, and she sees that her face looks incredibly OLD and WRINKLED, her hair is gray, and she is WEARING the type of clothes she was WEARING when she was nine years old; Bulma screams: “Oh my LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” /

(Confessional) Bulma gasps in horror, and she says: “That…was the most TERRIFYING ordeal of my WHOLE life!!!! To see myself as an OLD HAG!!!! And WORST; being DRESSED in the clothes that I wore when I…I can’t EVEN SAY IT!!!! I’m going to KILL that BLONDA for BLABBING ABOUT THIS!!!! How did she find OUT?!!!” (End Confessional) Outside, General Barracuda asks: “All right! Who is going next?” Captain Retro sighs and says: “I might as well get this over with. I’ll go next!” Reggie asks: “Are you nervous?” Captain Retro says: “Obviously! But I’ve GOT to do this, no matter what! Good luck, Reggie!” Reggie says: “Yeah, you to!” And Captain Retro goes in. Captain Retro, using his powers of Aura detection, gauges the best way to go. But when HE passes through the torch-lit entryway; Captain Retro is HORRIFIED to be standing in an open field FULL of flowers…and BEES!!!! Captain Retro nervously says: “Bees…why did it HAVE to be BEES?!” (Confessional) Skipper is seen in the Confessional, looking CLEARLY unamused; but Captain Retro is HIDDEN somewhere, talking! Captain Retro says: “I’m not afraid of a lot of things; but bees? ANY type of bees; it completely MORTIFIES me to be around them! I know they’re small, but they’re also SO deadly! I can’t help it!” Skipper asks: “Are you going to be back there much LONGER?!!!” Captain Retro comes into focus and says: “All done! You know you’ve got a few loose FEATHERS in your tuxedo?!” Skipper screams: “OUT!!!!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro nervously says: “I’ve GOT to do this!” And running as FAST as he can; Captain Retro tries to pick the path with the LEAST bees, and AVOID their stingers as much as possible, but he STILL gets stung a couple of times. And every time he does; Captain Retro SCREAMS like a little girl! Captain Retro screams: “AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!”

(Confessional) Captain Retro is in the Confessional, picking bee stingers OUT of his body; and he can HEAR the camera person laughing! Captain Retro rolls his eyes and says: “VERY funny! Let’s all LAUGH at the superhero who SCREAMS like a little girl when he gets STUNG by a BEE!!!! Those freaking things HURT…like HECK!!!!” (End Confessional) Outside, General Barracuda says: “Reggie, Skipper, Patrick, and Suzie; go in there and do your best in this challenge!” And the remaining contestants all go into the Sphinx! Even though each one of them all goes down a different corridor, as soon as EACH of them pass through a torch-lit entryway, they all wind up somewhere different. Reggie winds up in Ocean Shores, California, on the busy pier. Otto comes up to her, and he says: “I signed you up for another challenging competition, Reggie!” Reggie says: “Awesome! What is it THIS time?!” Otto smiles, and he says: “Your favorite; an EATING competition! All you can EAT unhealthy NACHO chips!!!!” And Reggie looks VISABLY mortified! / Skipper winds up BACK at the New York City Zoo, only to see a fake Marlene and fake Captain Retro coldly approach him. Fake Marlene scolds him and asks: “Why did you decide to BUTT in between us?!!!” Fake Captain Retro says: “She was HAPPIER without you! NICER, kinder, friendlier! You took those positive aspects AWAY from her, Skipper! You RUINED her life!!!!” Fake Marlene and Fake Captain Retro chant: “It’s YOUR fault!!!! It’s ALL your FAULT!!!!” / Patrick winds up in a cave in Carlsbad Caverns, only to see a BUNCH of spiders all OVER the place! Patrick jumps up, and he screams: “AHHH!!!! SPIDERS!!!!” / Suzie winds up on an outdoor stage concert in Paso Robles, California. She can see that a HUGE concert has gathered for her. So Suzie decides to prepare for the show by singing scales, but she unexpectedly; HOARSELY says: “Laaa…oh no. I’ve lost my VOICE!!!!” / In all the different scenarios, all the contestants INSTANTLY hear the same thing! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: “You know the drill, so no matter where you are, or what you are doing, I want you ALL to sing a song about COMING undone! Skipper, crushed, says: “No problem! I’m practically already THERE!” / Genre: Downtempo rock. Sub-genre: Duran Duran. Song: “Come Undone”. Sung by: Cast! /

During this sequence, Zarbon is fighting a fake Captain Retro, Chameleon is fighting his evil counterpart, Bulma’s trying to close her eyes, to MAKE her haggard appearance go away; Captain Retro is RUNNING away from bees, Skipper just sits down at the feet of a fake Marlene and Captain Retro, as if BEGGING for forgiveness; Reggie FORCES herself to eat all the unhealthy nacho chips she CAN, Patrick FRANTICALLY smashes all the spiders who come after him, and Suzie is trying REALLY hard to get her voice back! / Zarbon: “Mine, immaculate dream, made breath and skin; I've been waiting for you.” Chameleon: “Signed, with a home tattoo; ‘Happy birthday to you’, was created for you.” Bulma: “Can’t forgive from falling apart, at the seams. Can’t believe you're taking my heart to pieces!” Captain Retro: “Oh, it'll take a little time, might take a little crime to come undone now! We'll try to stay blind to the hope and fear outside!” Reggie: “Hey child, stay wilder than the wind and blow me into cry!” Skipper: “Who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?” Patrick: “Who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?” Suzie, hoarsely: “Words, playing me déjà vu, like a radio tune, I swear I've heard before.” Zarbon: “Chill, is it something real? Or the magic I'm feeding off your fingers?!” Bulma: Can’t forgive from falling apart at the seams. Can’t believe you're taking my heart to pieces!” Chameleon: “Lost, in a snow filled sky, we'll make it alright; to come undone now!” Captain Retro: “We'll try to stay blind, to the hope and fear outside!” Reggie: “Hey child, stay wilder than the wind, and blow me into cry!” Skipper: “Who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?” Patrick: “Who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?” Suzie, hoarsely: “Can’t forgive from falling apart.” Skipper: “Who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?” Bulma: “Can’t forgive from falling apart.” Reggie: “Who do you need, who do you love?” Patrick: “Can’t forgive from falling apart.” Captain Retro: “Who do you love, when you come undone?” / And the epic song ends as Chameleon DEFEATS his evil counterpart; Captain Retro JUMPS into a pond, which brings him BACK into the torch-lit corridor; Reggie FINISHES the eating competition, and Patrick SMASHES all the spiders in the cave! Reggie says: “All right; we DID it! We’re back in the passage way!”

Patrick asks: “But where are the others?” Captain Retro tunes his aura sensing abilities, and he says: “Chameleon has completed his task. But he hasn’t returned, because of what I have ANTICIPATED; the chemical make-up of his suit ALLOWS him to transform WITH the different sequences the Fairy God-Parents have set up!” Reggie asks: “Meaning?” Captain Retro says: “Chameleon can choose to go into ANY sequence he WANTS once he completes his, and I asked him to take care of Zarbon!” Patrick asks: “And the others?” Captain Retro says: “Remember the plan? Two of us HAVE to win; and it certainly can’t be Zarbon or Bulma!” Reggie says: “I’ll go on ahead!” Captain Retro says: “And I’ll be right behind you, just because I don’t TRUST Bulma to keep her word unless she doesnt HAVE an alternative BUT to keep it!” Patrick sighs and says: “Well, I guess I’ll just wind up in un-safe THIRD place territory, as the routine!” Reggie rolls her eyes and says: “Patrick, I think we ALL know by now that NOBODY is going to WASTE one of their votes TRYING to get rid of you!” Captain Retro says: “Exactly, Patrick! No offense, but you’re just not DANGEROUS enough!” Patrick, unsure, says: “I’m not sure whether to take that as a compliment, or as an insult! A compli-sult, if you will!” Captain Retro says: “You see THAT, Reggie?! A word that I COINED is starting to catch on!” Reggie says: “Something was bound to, sooner or later!” (Confessional) Reggie sighs and says: “PHEW!!!! I’m glad those calories I consumed didn’t stick with me! I didn’t let my fear cripple me, and now, I’m safe! I just hope my best friend Suzie, can stay safe, TO! I’m still holding out for a friendship finale!” / Captain Retro says: “Looks like good luck is on my side, thanks to good karma! I made an educated guess, and I took a lucky shot! It was a LONG shot, but I got lucky! Now I just have to hope that Chameleon is successful in HIS part of the plan!” / Patrick says: “On the one hand, I’m upset that there still ISN’T anybody who is willing to take me SERIOUSLY, even at THIS late stage in the game! On the other hand, because they don’t take me seriously, they’re not going to BOTHER wasting a VOTE on me! It’s…a complicated feeling to explain, okay?” (End Confessional)

Chameleon says: “I actually did it! I defeated my evil counterpart! So…how come I’m not going back yet? Oh…I just WISH I knew where ZARBON was!!!!” And to Chameleon’s surprise, he disappears OUT of Petropolis, and winds up at the Grand Canyon, where Zarbon is STILL fighting against the FAKE Captain Retro! Chameleon asks: “How did I wind up HERE?! It doesn’t matter, Captain Retro asked me to take care of Zarbon, so THAT is what I’m going to do! Time to CHANGE!!!!” And Chameleon transforms into the perfect LIKENESS of Captain Retro! And he does this as soon as Zarbon completely DISINTEGRATES the FAKE Captain Retro! Zarbon exclaims: “I did IT!!!! I’ve WON!!!!” And Chameleon as Captain Retro, PUNCHES him in his left EYE!!!! Zarbon irritated, says: “I am getting SICK and TIRED of people PUNCHING me in the LEFT eye!!!! How did you SURVIVE that BLAST anyways?! Oh, wait! It’s SO obvious! You’re the REAL Captain Retro! I should’ve KNOWN that YOU’D try to follow ME here! Well, I’m NOT going to let YOU get the best of ME…!” But Zarbon NEVER gets to finish his thought, because Chameleon as Captain Retro, starts throwing HARD punches and kicks left and right; hitting Zarbon as many TIMES as possible, NEVER giving Zarbon the CHANCE for a counter-attack! (Confessional) Chameleon says: “If there’s one thing I learned from my time observing OTHER bad guys, is that they are there WEAKEST and their most vulnerable when they STOP to hear themselves TALK!!!! Also, when dealing with Zarbon, you can’t let yourself STOP to give Zarbon a chance to counter-attack! You’ve got to keep up until you know for SURE that they can’t HARM anyone else ANYMORE!!!!” (End Confessional) In Bulma’s sequence, no matter HOW long or how HARD she stares at the TV monitor, her haggard face look WON’T go away! Bulma defiantly says: “This isn’t real! This ISN’T real!!!! Wait!!!! It…ISN’T REAL!!!! Do you HEAR me SNIZ?! I’m ONTO your tricks! I REFUSE this fantasy! I am STRONGER than this non-existent FEAR!!!!” And the illusion ripples away, and disappears completely! Bulma scoffs and says: “NOBODY frightens Bulma, except for Freeza, but HE’S dead! Now, it’s time for ME to MEET and finish Zarbon OFF personally! And I can, because I have the technology to ENTER Zarbon’s worst fear!” And Bulma pulls out a SUSPICIOUSLY familiar looking micro-chip!!!! (Confessional) Bulma says: “Of COURSE I framed Snaptrap! DUH!!!! I’m the one with ALL the BRAINS in this challenge! Now I’m going to use them to MY benefit!”

(End Confessional) Bulma searches the room, and finds a HIDDEN panel with a keyboard! Bulma chuckles as she puts the microchip on it! Bulma CHUCKLES as the scenery STARTS to change as it TAKES her to the Grand Canyon, where Zarbon and Chameleon as Captain Retro are FIGHTING it out! Bulma laughs, as she says: “Just like I PLANNED it! Captain Retro is playing his part PERFECTLY!!!! Now I just got to wait for Zarbon to be CRIPPLED, before I deliver the FINISHING blow!!!!” / In Skipper’s sequence, the fake Captain Retro and fake Marlene are still chanting: “It’s all your fault! It’s all YOUR fault! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!” Skipper finally screams: “Shut up, SHUT up, SHUT UP!!!!” And Skipper starts DESTROYING everything in sight! Skipper says: “You’re not going to make me feel GUILTY about MY mistakes any longer, OKAY?! I know I’ve done a LOT of wrong things in the past; but I’ve LEARNED from my mistakes as WELL!!!! And I’m NOT going to make the same mistakes with Marlene going forward in the future! I am going to BE the husband SHE deserves! And I’m going to be a GOOD father to MY children!!!!” And as soon as Skipper says this, the sequence ripples away, and completely disappears! Skipper says: “I did it! I conquered my FEAR!!!! Let’s hope I can also conquer this challenge!” (Confessional) Skipper says: “I got to give General Barracuda credit where credit is due. He REALLY made me believe that Marlene and Captain Retro were trying to play the blame game on me. But I dug in deep, and I came out on top! All the same, I hope I NEVER have to go through an ordeal like that EVER again!” (End Confessional) In Suzie’s sequence, Suzie nervously says: “I’ve got to sing something! I can’t fake it! But what can I SING?!!! Wait a minute! The only thing holding me back is my own FEAR!!!! So if I FORGET that and just focus on what I like, I can sing ANYTHING! So I might as well sing what I LIKE!!!!” / Back in Zarbon’s sequence, Zarbon is getting HORRIBLY thrashed by Chameleon as Captain Retro, as Chameleon throws hooks and uppercuts that Zarbon isn’t given a chance to BLOCK!!!! Finally, Chameleon FIRES a Kamehameha Wave at Zarbon, and shoots Zarbon DOWN into the ground! To himself, Chameleon says: “That should do it! Time to get out of here, so I can have a chance to WIN this challenge!” And Chameleon disappears. Zarbon, HORRIBLY weakened, looks around, and sees BULMA approaching him! Zarbon happily says: “You CAME for me, Bulma! I KNEW that you TRULY loved me!”

Bulma looks at him slowly, and with UTTER sincerity, she charmingly says: “Oh, Zarbon, if only somebody truly DID love you; YOU STUPID LITTLE FOOL!!!! Everyone HATES YOU!!!! Do you want to know WHY?!!! Because you’ve been busy SABOTAGING nearly every single contestant this season, HURTING some contestants JUST to get ahead, messing with the mechanics of the plane just to make two total strangers KISS each other, and bragging about some PRETEND girlfriend before I came along?! You SHOULD have been MORE discreet, Zarbon!!!!” Zarbon, shocked, says: “I…I don’t UNDERSTAND!!!! You said you CARED for me!!!! You said I was your PERFECT soul-mate!!!!” Bulma asks: “Zarbon, why would the most PERFECT woman in the universe EVER want someone like YOU, when she already HAS someone like Vegeta? Sure, he’s an egotistical PRICK; but he’s FAR more of a prick than you could EVER be! You let yourself be held back by these things called ‘morals,’ and ‘ethics.’ You NEVER went FAR enough! It’s a pity, really. You threw away a perfectly good chance at the final three by TRYING to grow a conscience! Don’t you know those type of contestants never win an HONEST challenge EVER?!!!” Zarbon yells: I LOVED YOU!!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!! I gave you EVERYTHING, and now I find out that you TREATED it like DIRT?!!! WHY?!!! Why did you ask me to DO these things?!” Bulma scoffs and says: “Sorry, Zarbon! You might have been the most PERFECT partner a girl could’ve asked for, but only I’M allowed to be the most PERFECT person in the universe!!!!” Zarbon defiantly says: “You’ll never get AWAY with this insidious PLOT of yours! Once I tell EVERYONE how YOU manipulated me, you’ll be eating YOUR meals through a STRAW!!!!” Bulma scoffs and says: “PLEASE!!!! I’m not some Marvel Comics Book Villain Character!!!! Do you think I would be TELLING you all this if I thought there was a CHANCE you could CONVINCE anybody?!!! I told everybody about ALL of your dirty secrets thirty minutes ago!!!!” And Zarbon looks in HORROR as Bulma puts on HUGE Boxing Gloves, and lifts Zarbon up…to BEAT the living DAYLIGHTS out of him!!!! /

Ironically, as Zarbon is getting BEAT up by Bulma, Suzie begins singing HER song, which seems to PERFECTLY fit with Zarbon’s situation!!!! / Genre: Dance pop. Sub-genre: Bananarama. Song: “I Heard a Rumor.” Sung by: Suzie Carmichael! / Suzie: “Who needs friends who never show? I'll tell you what you want to know. I could have saved a broken heart if I'd found out long ago. I'm just thinking about those lonely nights. Thinking about when I waited, when I waited for your call. Then I found out all my friends were right. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh; I didn't know you at all! I heard a rumor! Ooh, I heard a rumor. They say you got a broken heart! I heard it, I heard a rumor! Yes I did, boy, ooh, ooh, ooh! Now it seems they're telling me, you've changed your wicked ways. But should I give you a second chance? Baby, I'm too afraid! So you realize what hurt you made, and the love you threw away. How can I forgive or soon forget? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's never going to be the same! I heard a rumor! Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumor. They say you got a broken heart! I heard it, I heard a rumor! Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh! I heard a rumor! Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumor. They say you got a broken heart! I heard it, I heard a rumor! Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh! WOOO!!!! (Instrumental solo) I'm just thinking about those lonely nights. Thinking about when I waited, when I waited for your call. Then I found out all my friends were right. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh; I didn't know you at all! I heard a rumor! Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumor. They say you got a broken heart! I heard it, I heard a rumor! Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh! I heard a rumor! Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumor. They say you got a broken heart! I heard it, I heard a rumor! Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh! I heard a rumor! Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumor. They say you got a broken heart! I heard it, I heard a rumor! Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh!” / And the epic song ends as Suzie disappears out of her sequence, while Bulma FINISHES beating Zarbon up! Bulma has now left Zarbon dangling OVER a cliff in the Grand Canyon.

Bulma says: “You know the only thing I TRULY regret about all this, is that you COULDN’T get rid of Captain Retro by yourself. Oh, well. I guess I’ll have to do it ALL by myself! And no matter WHAT you thought about US, Zarbon; I was ALWAYS going to LET you FALL!!!!” And Bulma hits a WEAK point in the ground with her high heel shoe, and the ground that Zarbon is on, falls THOUSANDS of feet to the Grand Canyon floor, completely CRIPPLING Zarbon! Bulma chuckles, and disappears out of the sequence, while all Zarbon can do is lie helpless as the sequence disappears around him. (Confessional) Zarbon, now completely bandaged up with the exception of his face, weakly says: “They were RIGHT!!!! They were RIGHT all along! Why didn’t I listen to them sooner?! Why; WHY?!!!” / Bulma chuckles and says: “I DID it! I actually did it! Plus, I can now make Captain Retro LOOK bad! It’s TWO for the price of ONE!!!! I’m in the Final Five for SURE, now!” / Chameleon says: “I did it! Bulma fell for the bait and switch! All we need to do now, is to put Zarbon out of his misery for GOOD!!!!” (End Confessional) The contestants start coming out of the Sphinx! Sniz says: “And we have our FIRST contestant! Reggie Rocket is in first place, and gets the V.I.P. Lounge AGAIN!!!!” Captain Retro comes out, and Sniz says: “Captain Retro is here! He also gets immunity, and the First Class section!” The other contestants follow behind them! Sniz says: “We’ve got Patrick, Skipper, Chameleon, Suzie, Bulma! Wait…where is Zarbon?!” General Barracuda panics, and says: “Uh-oh! I think we made Zarbon’s fear too TOUGH!!!!” And General Barracuda RUSHES into the Sphinx! General Barracuda comes out with a completely broken Zarbon. General Barracuda says: “Zarbon…he’s completely WRECKED!!!!” Sniz fumes, and he asks: “Who DID this heinous act?!” Bulma chuckles, and says: “Captain Retro, sir. Although he honestly only did it, because of all the HORRIBLE things Zarbon put me through, not to mention that he’s been responsible for EVERYTHING bad this season!” Captain Retro says: “Well, you’re right, and WRONG, about one thing! Zarbon MAY have CAUSED everything BAD this season; but I did NOT, fight Zarbon, as you claim!” Bulma gasps and says: “But YOU promised…!” Captain Retro finishes: “I said that I promised to take CARE of things! I didn’t tell you what that MEANT!!!!” Bulma says: “But I SAW you fight Zarbon!!!!” Chameleon asks: “Or DID you?!!!” And Chameleon TRANSFORMS into the exact likeness of Captain Retro! Bulma yells: “The old SWITCHEROO?!!!” Chameleon transforms back, and says: “Always works like a charm, back home!”

Bulma fumes, and Captain Retro asks: “What’s the matter, Bulma? Did everything NOT go according to plan, for once?” Bulma angrily says: “You MAY still look GOOD to EVERYONE here, but Zarbon is STILL going to get eliminated tonight, and you STILL can’t GET into the Final Five, so it really doesn’t MAKE much of a difference in the long run, now, DOES it?!” Fondue says: “Sniz, when the seven other contestants were out in the pyramid talking to each, other, Bulma told EVERYONE that Zarbon HAS been responsible for everything BAD this season! He should be PUNISHED for his heinous ACTS!” Sniz thinks about it and says: “Agreed. Ordinarily, I’d give Zarbon the FULL four penalty votes! But since I’m feeling generous today, I’ll only give Zarbon THREE penalty votes, and NULLIFY the vote that Zarbon would normally get!” And Zarbon gulps nervously! Skipper looks at Zarbon, and Skipper SERIOUSLY says: “Sorry, Zarbon, it looks like your days are NUMBERED!!!!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “Who am I voting for? Well, Bulma is a gigantic PAIN in the REAR!!!! But I made a promise, and I’m voting off Zarbon.” / Captain Retro says: “I’m more than capable of taking on Zarbon, but I couldn’t afford to have Bulma DANGLE any blackmail threats over me! That’s why I couldn’t engage him. Besides, it was SO priceless to see Bulma’s face, realizing that she had been out-played! And while I’d like to vote off Bulma, Zarbon IS the bigger threat! Therefore, I’m voting off Zarbon!” / Patrick says: “It’s got to be Zarbon! Unless I can figure out just WHO has been SNEAKING those extra SNACKS out of the cafeteria room!” / Anti-Timmy chuckles maliciously, as he stuffs a bunch of cafeteria food in his mouth! / Skipper says: “I owe Zarbon for what he DID to Marlene in the Las Vegas challenge! I am SO voting him OFF!!!!” / Chameleon says: “I’m going to PROVE that I’m a good guy, by voting off a BAD guy; Zarbon!” / Suzie says: “Bulma doesn’t deserve to be in this competition, but I’m voting off ZARBON before I will do anything else in this competition!” / A bandaged Zarbon, nervously says: “Bulma is BLUFFING! She HAS to be BLUFFING!!!! Everyone can’t TRULY hate me! I’ve still got a CHANCE to win this! RIGHT?!” / Bulma is SEETHING, and she says: “Captain Retro thinks he is SO clever using Chameleon in his stead! UGH!!!! It doesn’t really matter! I STILL get what I want! Zarbon will be GONE, and I will be safe! I may not GET to blackmail Captain Retro, but it doesn’t matter. I’ll STILL beat him regardless!” (End Confessional)

The plane is in transit. Sniz says: “It’s that time again! And I DON’T mean time to spin the Wheel of Morality! It’s time to vote off another contestant! Since Reggie and Captain Retro have immunity, you can’t vote for them! Everyone else, is fair game!” (Confessional) All the contestants, with the exception of Zarbon, vote off for Zarbon! Zarbon, simply sighs because he CAN’T vote for anybody! (End Confessional) Sniz says: “It’s time to reveal who gets safety, signified by these bags of popcorn. If you get a bag of popcorn, you are safe. If you’re not, you have to take the drop of shame; NO exceptions! Reggie Rocket! Captain Retro! Patrick, Chameleon, Suzie, Bulma!” Skipper LEERS at Zarbon, and for the first time in his LIFE, Zarbon is PARALYZED with fear!!!! Sniz sighs, and he says: “Well, I never thought I would HEAR myself saying this, but the next contestant taking the drop of shame is, ZARBON!!!!!” Zarbon screams: “NOOO!!!!!” Bulma shouts: “YES!!!!! But of course, I KNEW you would lose!” Sniz says: “Time to go!” Zarbon scoffs and says: “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a little incapacitated at the MOMENT!” General Barracuda GRABS Zarbon, and the General chuckles! General Barracuda says: “Don’t worry, I’ll ESCORT you OUT!!!!” And General Barracuda GIVES Zarbon a parachute, THEN the General literally BOOTS Zarbon OUT of the plane! General Barracuda sighs and says: “I wanted to do that ALL season long!” Sniz says: “And the godly, handsome guy is now OUT of the competition! With Zarbon gone, are there ANY contestants WORTHY of WINNING the $44.44 million now? We shall see! Until next time, we will wait to see you on another exciting episode, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” /

Epilogue: Zarbon is now in the hospital, lying in bed, while a familiar song plays in his head, while Zarbon thinks about his former relationship with Bulma, with a NEW perspective! / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: Bon Jovi. Song: “You Give Love a Bad Name.” Sung by: Zarbon, via voice-over. /

Zarbon: “Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! Darling, you give love a bad name! (Guitar intro) An angel's smile is what you sell, you promised me heaven, then put me through Hell! Chains of love, got a hold on me! When passion's a prison, you can't break free! Oh, oh, you're a loaded gun; yeah! Oh, oh, there's nowhere to run! No one can save me, the damage is done! Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name! Bad name! I played my part, and you played your game, you give love a bad name. Bad name! You give love a bad name! (Guitar break) Paint your smile, on your lips. Blood red nails on your fingertips! A school boy's dream, you act so shy. Your very first kiss, was your first kiss goodbye. Oh, oh, you're a loaded gun! Oh, oh, there's nowhere to run! No one can save me, the damage is done! Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name! Bad name! I played my part, and you played your game! You give love a bad name! Bad name! You give love...ah! (Guitar solo) Oh! Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name! I played my part, and you played your game, you give love a bad name! Bad name! Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name! Bad name! I played my part, and you played your game, you give love a bad name! Bad name! Whoa! You give love; you give love a bad name! You give love, whoa; you give love, a bad name! You give love; whoa, you give love a bad name! Whoa, you give love; you give love a bad name!” / And the epic song ends! /

Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode, “Is There Something I Should Know? Somebody to Love (incomplete due to Bulma freaking out); I Heard a Rumor; You Give Love a Bad Name;” and “Come Undone,” the last song ALSO the name of this episode title! With this episode, EVERYONE finds out that, APPARENTLY, Zarbon has been responsible for EVERYTHING bad happening this season! Even though Captain Retro already knows the ACTUAL truth that BULMA is responsible! Bulma FINALLY ends her ‘show-mance’ with Zarbon, BREAKING his heart, AND her alliance with him! With Zarbon’s elimination, Bulma is now the ONLY representative from “Dragonball Z Kai” left in this competition.

Personal Notes: Believe it or not, I originally never had any intention of Bulma GETTING this far! She had no real athletic skills to speak of, and Zarbon was an OBVIOUS candidate to represent Alejandro for my version of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise.” But as I began writing this season, it became painfully OBVIOUS to me, that I shouldn’t try to COPY “Total Drama World Tour,” even though I COULD! I had to make it more ORIGINAL!!!! So throughout the season, I put out red herrings, dropped subtle hints, in order to keep readers guessing who the big bad of this season WAS! Eventually though, I had to admit that BULMA made the most LOGICAL choice for a villain! She had the BRAINS, the determination to GET far, and a REASON to win! (Even if it IS a selfish reason!) Not only that, but every time I WRITE Bulma, I end up coming up with the FUNNIEST words to come out of a person’s MOUTH!!!! Of course, the biggest reason for Bulma BETRAYING Zarbon; is to let the audience know that even if Bulma had NOT crossed the Moral Event Horizon for a character BEFORE, she definitely CROSSED it here; by revealing the truth to Zarbon, and breaking his heart to pieces! Of course, doing something like that, can only spell TROUBLE for Bulma in the future! / That’s my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! ;)

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It’s the calm before the storm, so enjoy it while it lasts! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: “Last time, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise; the final eight contestants went to Egypt! In a challenge designed by General Barracuda, each of our contestants had to face their WORST nightmare fear! Some challengers, like Reggie Rocket and Captain Retro, fared relatively WELL in that challenge! Other challengers, like Bulma and Skipper, really STRUGGLED to prevail in the challenge! But the BIGGEST loser ended up being fallen idol, Zarbon! It turns out, that Zarbon has APPARENTLY been behind ALL of the bad things that had happened so FAR this season! Not only that, but Bulma decided that Zarbon was no longer USEFUL to him! And after Chameleon thoroughly beat Zarbon up, Bulma COMPLETELY broke Zarbon’s heart, into a MILLION pieces! OUCH!!!! And adding insult to injury, Zarbon was FINALLY, and unceremoniously, booted OUT of the competition, ending Zarbon’s dreams, of ever winning this competition! We are down to the Final Seven contestants in this challenge! And today, they will be put through another rigorous challenge! What task will the remaining contestants have to do today?! Let us find out by watching another riveting episode, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! To the Galapagos Islands!” /

Instead of the usual show open, the remaining contestants (with the exception of Bulma), contemplate ALL of the lies that have been TOLD to them (mostly by Bulma), throughout this season, to the tune of a ROCKING 1987 hit song! / Genre: Soft rock. Sub-genre: Fleetwood Mac. Song: “Little Lies.” Sung by: Reggie Rocket, Captain Retro, Suzie Carmichael, Skipper, Chameleon, and Patrick! / Reggie: “If I could turn the page; in time, then I'd rearrange just a day or two.” Captain Retro: “Close my, close my, close my eyes.” Reggie: “But I couldn't find a way, so I'll settle for one day to believe in you!” Captain Retro: “Tell me, tell me; tell me lies.” Contestants: “Tell me lies! Tell me sweet little lies.” Suzie: “Tell me lies, tell me; tell me lies!” Contestants: “Oh, no, no you can't disguise!” Skipper: “You can't disguise, no you can't disguise!” Contestants: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!” Chameleon: “Although I'm not making plans, I hope that you understand there's a reason why.” Captain Retro: “Close your, close your, close your eyes.” Patrick: “No more broken hearts; we're better off apart, let's give it a try.” Captain Retro: “Tell me, tell me; tell me lies.” Contestants: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!” Reggie: “Tell me lies, tell me; tell me lies!” Contestants: “Oh, no, no you can't disguise!” Skipper: “You can't disguise, no you can't disguise!” Contestants: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!” (Instrumental break) Captain Retro: “If I could turn the page; in time, then I'd rearrange just a day or two.” Chameleon: “Close my, close my, close my eyes.” Captain Retro: “But I couldn't find a way, so I'll settle for one day to believe in you!” Patrick: “Tell me, tell me; tell me lies!” Contestants: “Tell me lies! Tell me sweet little lies.” Suzie: “Tell me lies, tell me; tell me lies!” Contestants: “Oh, no, no you can't disguise!” Captain Retro: “You can't disguise, no you can't disguise!” Contestants: “Tell me lies! Tell me sweet little lies.” Skipper: “Tell me lies, tell me; tell me lies!” Contestants: “Oh, no, no you can't disguise!” Patrick: “You can't disguise, no you can't disguise!” Contestants: “Tell me lies! Tell me sweet little lies.” Captain Retro: “Tell me, tell me lies!” / And the epic song ends. /

“You’re No Good!” The plane is in transit, and six of the contestants are feeling uneasy, DESPITE the fact that TWO of them are currently in the V.I.P. Lounge. Reggie says: “Well, phase one of the plan was a success! Zarbon is no longer a threat to us!” Captain Retro says: “That’s true. But the tricky part is now upon me; to neutralize Bulma Briefs! Just because she’s taken a hit, doesn’t mean that she’s no longer dangerous! After all, a wounded animal is often the most dangerous KIND of animal!” Reggie says: “But Bulma isn’t an animal!” Captain Retro says: “She might as WELL be, with the way she’s been acting! All she’s done this season is LOOK for ways to HURT other contestants in any way that she COULD, then get someone ELSE to do the hurting FOR her!” Reggie says: “Except for ONE time; she actually TOOK it upon herself to deliver the FINAL blow to Zarbon!” Captain Retro says: “But she WANTED to do that from the very beginning! What I’m wondering is; will she have the nerve to do it AGAIN?! When the chips are on the line, and everything depends on that one, crucial moment to achieve victory!”

Reggie asks: “Why WOULDN’T Bulma have the nerve to do something despicable again?!” Captain Retro says: “Because there are some lines that even BULMA isn’t willing to cross! I think that DEEP down, she KNOWS that what she has been doing is WRONG; but she has found excuses and ways to RATIONALIZE her behavior, in order to make it all RIGHT for her to do it! But when she’s presented with the UGLY truth; will she be able to CONTINUE going on the path she’s on, knowing that it’s the WRONG path for her to go on?” Reggie asks: “Do you think that you have a CHANCE to stop her?” Captain Retro says: “Everyone else’s performances this season will depend on it! I know that I have overshadowed everyone else with awesomeness this season, but it was NECESSARY to hide YOUR performance this season!” Reggie asks: “Why MY performance?!” Captain Retro seriously says: “Do you honestly THINK Bulma hasn’t already TRIED to target YOU this season?! You were one of her FIRST choices for blindsiding, when she SNUCK that micro-chip on you!” Reggie asks: “I thought that SNAPTRAP was responsible for that one!” Captain Retro says: “Unless Snaptrap WAS telling the truth, and Bulma TOOK the microchip FROM him in order to FRAME him for it, just in case Bulma’s plan to eliminate YOU didn’t work!” Reggie gasps and says: “So Snaptrap truly DIDN’T try to eliminate me!” Captain Retro says: “No, but BULMA did! And if I don’t stop her soon, Bulma will SURELY try to eliminate you AGAIN, BEFORE you reach the Final Five!” Reggie sighs and says: “I had no idea Bulma would be THAT desperate to try to WIN this competition!” Captain Retro says: “I have a feeling that we will ALL find out what Bulma is TRYING to hide, soon enough!” (Confessional)

Captain Retro says: “I have been analyzing Bulma’s performance throughout this season, and from what I’ve seen of her personality and her actions, I’ve boiled it down to one of THREE possibilities! Bulma is doing this either to take care of something really BIG; take care of something REALLY embarrassing; or take care of something that is BOTH! While I know that I’ve got to do this, I’m still a little worried about it. The thing of it is, my powers are morality based. As long as there is someone EVIL for me to fight against in this competition, I can use my powers. But if there IS no one evil LEFT in this competition, I can’t use my powers! Once Bulma is gone, so to, will my powers be gone! And with that, practically ANY chance of me getting into the Final Four!” / Reggie Rocket says: “I think that the reason that Bulma has already TRIED to take me out, boils down to one of THREE factors! Bulma was either really SCARED of my athletic abilities; Bulma felt THREATENED by my athletic abilities; or Bulma was both scared AND threatened by my athletic abilities! Now, I can see WHY Captain Retro has been going OUT of his way to do so WELL this season; it was to DRAW Bulma’s fire, and make her target HIM instead of the rest of us! That was certainly a noble thing for HIM to do! I just hope that it all works out for Captain Retro in the end!” (End Confessional) Four other contestants are in First Class, pondering about their next course of action. Skipper says: “Well, I think the HARDEST part is behind us. Zarbon is gone, now BULMA will be the next to go!” Suzie says: “I highly doubt it’s going to be as EASY as you’re making it sound! Bulma may no longer have her dragon, but she STILL has her intelligence to fall back on!” Chameleon says: “She has a point. Bulma isn’t JUST going to LET herself be taken out of the game!” Skipper says: “That’s why all FOUR of us, along with Reggie, will have to work together in order to take Bulma out!” Patrick asks: “How will we do that?” Skipper says: “By playing to our FULL potential, of course!” Patrick looks shocked, and responds: “Our FULL potential?!” Skipper says: “Of course! How ELSE can we expect to take out Bulma Briefs?!” Patrick actually THINKS about it, and says: “You guys don’t WANT me to play to my full potential!” Suzie says: “It might be a welcome change of PACE, though!” Chameleon says: “You haven’t exactly been a THREAT, playing at the level that you’ve been playing!” Skipper says: “Besides, I think we ALL know that even if you PLAYED at your full potential, you’re NOT going to win anyways; you’re going to DO what you ALWAYS do! You’re going to FLOUNDER apart, WONDERING why everyone is leaving you in the dust, and you’re going to FORGET that we EVER told you about any of this!” Patrick asks: “Is THAT what you THINK about me?!” Skipper says: “Barring any unforeseen circumstances, that IS what we ALL think about you!” (Confessional)

Skipper says: “SOMEBODY had to tell Patrick how it’s going to be! THREE of us have to get into the Final Three, and it certainly WON’T be Bulma, Captain Retro, or PATRICK!” / Suzie shakes her head, and she says: “If you’re asking me, Skipper is just TEMPTING fate by walking around, CLAIMING that Patrick doesn’t have a CHANCE to win! I’ve learned a LONG time ago that when you tempt fate, then fate will ALWAYS find a way to make sure that what you think WON’T happen, WILL happen!” / Chameleon says: “I’d LIKE to believe that Patrick has an ACTUAL chance of getting into the Final Three, but I don’t think that Patrick has the capacity to do it! Of course, I’m not even sure if I have the capacity for getting into the Final Three! But as long as I get into the Final Five and WIN something; that will be good enough for me!” / Patrick seriously says: “I have absolutely HAD it with Skipper CONSTANTLY taking my skills for granted! He thinks that I don’t have a SHOT at winning THIS?! Well, I’m NOT going to put UP with Skipper’s constant INSULTS any longer! I’m going to use the FULL power of my brain coral, and show Skipper just how dangerous it is to underestimate me!” (End Confessional)

Bulma is dancing around in Second Class, completely HAPPY with herself! Bulma says: “I did it! I DID it! I did it! AND I did it! I got RID of ZARBON!!!! Vegeta told me that I would NEVER have a chance, but I sure proved HIM wrong! Now Vegeta HAS to marry me, or I can make SURE that everyone else HATES him for the REST of his life! It would’ve been NICE if I could’ve blackmailed Captain Retro, but at least I’m one step closer to my goal! I just got to look for the weakest link in the chain of REMAINING contestants, and EXPLOIT it to my benefit! Chameleon SAYS he’s good, but it would be SO easy to TRICK him into being EVIL again! All I’ve got to do is whisper sweet nothings into his ear…or, however it IS that a reptile can HEAR words anyways! If I can get five minutes ALONE with Chameleon, I can form a last minute ALLIANCE with him, and get PATRICK in the loop! With THOSE two as my Final Three companions, I’d be the OBVIOUS favorite to win for SURE!!!! It’s the MOST perfect PLAN in the UNIVERSE!!!!” Then all of the sudden, Anti-TIMMY jumps in, growling and SNARLING! Bulma panics, and says: “You CREEP!!!!” Anti-Timmy creepily says: “You have the PRECIOUS!!!! You STOLE it from us! Return our PRECIOUS, or we HATES you! We HATES you FOREVER!!!!” Bulma seriously says: “And make your ELEVENTH season a success?! Not for all the money in the WORLD!!!!” And Bulma WHACKS Anti-Timmy with a FRYING pan! Bulma THEN takes Anti-Timmy into the Cargo area, and LITERALLY twisting him into a pretzel shape, wraps Anti-Timmy AROUND a metal pole! Bulma seriously says: “Get out of THAT, if you CAN!!!!”

(Confessional) Bulma sighs and says: “What a GIGANTIC headache! It’s all that STUPID Blonda’s FAULT! If SHE hadn’t have interfered, I wouldn’t HAVE to be making an alliance with Chameleon and Patrick! Who does Blonda think she IS?! Well, at least I now know what I WANT to do with the $44.44 million WHEN I inevitably WIN!!!! I’m going to BUY Blonda’s STUPID network, JUST so I can freaking FIRE Blonda and put her OUT of business! ONE day, and she is GONE!!!! That will show HER not to mess with Bulma BRIEFS!” (End Confessional) In the cock-pit, General Barracuda asks: “Is it that time again?!” Sniz says: “You KNOW it is!” Sniz activates the intercom, and says: “Attention passengers! The seven of you have officially made the FINAL Seven! You are OFFICIALLY better than 51 OTHER contestants who TRIED to compete this season! As your reward; today, there will be NO elimination challenge this episode! Instead, you will be competing for a reward that will prove to be VERY useful to you in the next challenge! But you’ll have to WIN it if you want to find out what it is! We will be going to the Galapagos Islands for this challenge, so be prepared to dress tropical, and prepare for a REALLY exciting challenge! It’s going to be a REALLY challenging…CHALLENGE! Sniz, out!” Reggie asks: “A reward challenge, at THIS late point in the season?!” Captain Retro says: “It’s not ENTIRELY uncommon! After all, last season, when they got down to the Final Six, they had a reward challenge to give the remaining contestants a break!” Reggie says: “I just hope that whatever the challenge is, that BULMA won’t go out of her way to try to sabotage us!” Captain Retro says: “She probably won’t, seeing as how it IS a reward challenge! Still, best to keep your guard up, just in case.” Reggie says: “Will do, Captain Retro!”

(Confessional) Captain Retro sighs in relief, and he says: “FINALLY! We catch a BREAK! It’s about TIME we had a reward challenge! And if I WIN this one, it will give me an edge in the next challenge! And believe me, since Bulma’s elimination is on the line, I will take any bit of help I can GET in order to prevail over Bulma in the next challenge!” / Reggie says: “Personally, I’d rather see Bulma get eliminated NOW, instead of later! But as long as it’s only ONE more episode that we have to put up with her, then I guess that I can live with it, but NOT happily!” (End Confessional) Suzie asks: “Why in the WORLD are we having a reward challenge right now?! We SHOULD be preparing to ELIMINATE Bulma Briefs!” Skipper seriously says: “WHY?! I’ll tell you why! It’s just a PATHETIC excuse to utilize a bunch of CLIP footage from ALL the past episodes of this season, so THEY can save money in NOT having to shoot NEW footage for THIS episode!” Chameleon asks: “Who are ‘they’?” Skipper says: “I’m not sure. Let us just get this reward challenge over with, as quickly as possible!” Suzie says: “Agreed! The sooner Bulma gets out of her, the sooner we will ALL be happy!” Bulma walks in and scoffs: “Good luck with THAT!!!! You can’t COMPETE with MY genius!” Patrick turns around, and he says: “But I CAN!!!!” Bulma seriously asks: “You think that you can out-compete ME in this challenge?!” Patrick says: “I fully intend on finding out! And Skipper, you’re going to find out the HARD way just WHY you shouldn’t underestimate me!”

(Confessional) Skipper is UNNERVED, and he says: “I’m not sure WHAT it is, but Patrick ACTUALLY sounded SERIOUS and CONVINCING when he TALKED like that! I’m starting to think that MAYBE constantly BELITTLING Patrick, WASN’T such a good idea!” / Suzie says: “Whenever I have teamed up with Patrick this season, Patrick has always found ways to surprise me, even when I think that I have him COMPLETELY figured out! I wouldn’t doubt if Patrick will be able to do it again! I just hope that I don’t make TOO poor of a showing, as a result!” / Chameleon says: “That thing I said about Patrick not making it far? I think I might have spoken too soon! Patrick’s got that old look of FIRE in his eyes! And THAT look, is the look of a WINNER!” / Patrick says: “I think I struck a NERVE against Bulma Briefs! She certainly wasn’t expecting THAT, when she walked in!” / Bulma scoffs and she asks: “Did I miss a MEMO or something?! Since when did PATRICK take a lesson in COMPETANCE, of ALL contestants?! No matter, I’m STILL far more capable than he could EVER be! And I’m going to prove it by SMOKING them in this challenge, no matter HOW lame it turns out being!” (End Confessional) The plane lands on the island of Isabela, in the Galapagos Islands. Sniz jumps out and says: “We did it! We’re here!” Reggie says: “I can see that we’re here. But why are we here?” Sniz says: “We are here to take a look at the scenery! Our Fairy Godparent interns ‘poofed’ up reminders of your past adventures! I want you to look all around this island! Relax, reminisce, and remember just HOW it is that the seven of YOU got here, and everyone ELSE, didn’t!” Skipper says: “Lousy excuse for a CLIP show, called it!” Patrick says: “Ignore him!” Sniz says: “I always do! And when you get back here, we will have your challenge all set up! And trust us, you will WANT the reward advantage for the next challenge! Be back here in about 44 minutes, and we will have EVERYTHING set up!” And Sniz gets back on the plane! Chameleon says: “Well, I guess we better start walking!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “MAN!!!! I HATE walking!” /

The contestants begin walking around, and they start to see STONE sculpture formations, of ALL the previously eliminated contestants! Skipper asks: “Isn’t THAT Timmy Turner?!” Patrick says: “What a LOSER!!!!” Suzie says: “We were sure lucky HE got booted off the plane when he did!” Bulma nervously says: “RIGHT! When he did!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Was I going to tell the OTHERS that Anti-Timmy was STILL on the plane?! Certainly not! Even though Anti-Timmy is no longer USEFUL to me, if word got out that I had been USING Anti-Timmy to help me do my dirty DEEDS this season; that would NOT be very GOOD for me! After all, if I want to WIN this season, I want to look as GOOD as possible!” / Patrick says: “Timmy Turner was COMPLETELY useless; no doubt about it! The only thing WORSE than his performance as a contestant, is his pathetic excuse for a show! I’m sure glad that HE got cancelled…I mean, eliminated!” / Suzie says: “Losers got to lose, but WINNERS got to win!” (End Confessional)

Patrick says: “There’s Jimmy Neutron!” Captain Retro says: “He was SMART!” Bulma scoffs and says: “Obviously NOT smart enough to last LONG enough to beat ME in a competition!” Reggie suspiciously says: “I wonder just why THAT was!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “Ever since I found out that BULMA was responsible for putting that micro-chip on me, I have decided to make it my MISSION to unnerve Bulma Briefs! As long as I put the pressure on her, it might cause Bulma to TRIP and mess up! If I can stop her from getting an ADVANTAGE in the next challenge, I will be able to spend a good night SLEEPING tonight!” / Bulma scoffs and says: “I don’t CARE if Reggie suspects me! She’s going to have to do a LOT better if she wants ME to confess to anything!” / Captain Retro chuckles and says: “Little does Bulma know, she HAS already confessed to EVERYTHING! And soon, it will be TIME for me to reveal the TRUTH to EVERYONE!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “Isn’t that Fanboy?!” Bulma sarcastically says: “Or as I like to call him; ‘Gayey-gayey two-by-four, can’t live without Chum-Chum to adore’!” Skipper seriously says: “You’re heading right for a SMACKED bottom, Bulma!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “I am SO worried!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Fanboy only has HIMSELF to blame for his early elimination! If he could learn to find ME attractive, like ANY normal person would, I would’ve ignored him and kept him along longer! But since THAT was clearly not the case, he had to go! Nothing PERSONAL, you understand!” / Skipper says: “I’m glad we’re focusing on the ELIMINATED contestants, and not the challenges themselves! I don’t want to be REMINDED of what Marlene DID with Captain Retro! I know she only did it because she WANTED to win, but she STILL could’ve put me in the LOOP; whatever THAT means!” (End Confessional)

Patrick says: “That’s Roger Klotz!” Suzie says: “He wasn’t a really GOOD contestant, but I think he could’ve lasted a LITTLE bit longer if Judy didn’t pull her little STUNT on Roger!” Reggie says: “Judy was just making the best decision that she could, with the information that she knew and understood at the time. She couldn’t have predicted that SHE would be eliminated as well!” (Confessional) Suzie says: “If there’s one thing I have learned, is that you do NOT last long in a competition of this nature, if you play around with people’s hearts; you’re going to wind up in a LOT of trouble! THAT is the honest truth!” / Reggie says: “I’m a lot more sympathetic to the tough decisions that people have to make! It’s not as easy or as simple as you would THINK it would be! You often have to make decisions in a compressed amount of time, so you’re obviously NOT going to have the time to consider all the POSSIBLE consequences of possible actions that you will do in life! That’s what I try to remember whenever I have to make a tough decision!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: “That’s Patty Mayonnaise! She was a pretty contestant!” Bulma says: “Not as pretty as me, though! My only regret, is that I NEVER got a personal moment WITH her to let HER know that SHE was out of her league!” Chameleon says: “In terms of brains? Maybe. But NOT in terms of heart!” (Confessional)

Bulma says: “Patty is one of the FEW contestants that I personally didn’t care for EITHER way in this season! She COULD’VE been useful to me if she had lasted longer! But she didn’t, so I won’t waste any time thinking about what COULD’VE been!” / Chameleon says: “Even someone like PATTY, deserves to be in this competition MORE than Bulma does! I can tell you THAT much right now!” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “That’s Kitty Katswell!” Chameleon says: “She was ROBBED, pure and simple!” Patrick asks: “Why do you care? She didn’t even LIKE you! She was CONVINCED you were evil!” Chameleon says: “She had some good REASONS for thinking I was still evil! It wasn’t until Dudley came along that he convinced me that I could be good!” Bulma scoffs, and asks: “You don’t REALLY think you’re a good guy, do you?!” Chameleon says: “I know that I’m better at being good than YOU, that’s for sure!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “So much for trying to get a MUTUAL alliance with Chameleon! I just have to find out some dirty SECRET about Chameleon instead, and exploit THAT, to FORCE Chameleon into an alliance with me!” / Chameleon says: “Believe me, it felt SO good to be able to tell Bulma OFF like that!” (End Confessional)

Patrick says: “There’s Verminious J. Snaptrap, AND Haggis McHaggis!” Bulma says: “Both of them were JERKS in their own way! Snaptrap tried to cheat off POOR Reggie Rocket, and Haggis HIT Treeflower in the FACE!” Captain Retro says: “Or SO you would WANT contestants to believe!” Bulma says: “You were ALL there! You SAW what happened!” Captain Retro says: “But NOT behind the scenes!” Bulma scoffs and says: “Get back! You’ve got absolutely NOTHING on me, and THAT is the way it is GOING to stay!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Believe me, I can’t WAIT to reveal the truth to EVERYONE, and show EVERYONE just how HORRID of a person that Bulma is!” / Bulma says: “The ONLY person that could’ve posed a THREAT to me, was Gonard! And thanks to Zarbon, he is LONG gone from the competition! NOBODY poses a REAL concern to me NOW!” (End Confessional) Suzie says: “There’s Twister Rodriguez!” Reggie shakes her head, and she says: “He made a HUGE mistake getting MAD like that!” Bulma says: “Well, that’s what HAPPENS when you become TOTALLY over-confidant and then you BLOW it! Fortunately, I have NEVER had that problem!” Captain Retro sarcastically says: “YEAH, you just keep telling YOURSELF that!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “Twister only has himself to blame for getting himself KICKED out of the competition so early! If he had been more humble, he probably would’ve lasted longer! It’s THAT simple!” / Bulma says: “Other contestants just don’t have the diligence and discipline to keep their mind focused on what REALLY matters; making EVERYONE else look COMPLETELY worse than YOU do!” / Captain Retro says: “As of right now, I OFFICIALLY think that Bulma is trying to hide something BIG and EMBARASSING! Why else would she go out of her WAY to INSULT everyone she’s had a HAND in ELIMINATING?! Don’t worry, HER fall is coming soon enough!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There’s Lil Deville AND Angelica Pickles!” Skipper says: “Lil didn’t even get a CHANCE to defend herself! The poor girl!” Patrick says: “And Angelica was her own worst ENEMY! You didn’t even HAVE to make a plan to get HER out! She did it all by herself!” Bulma says: “That is true! Stubborn and DEFIANT until the bitter end!” (Confessional) Skipper says: “Lil Deville didn’t get a proper elimination! I would’ve LOVED to have kept her on, just so I could test my wits and REFLEXES against her!” / Patrick says: “Bulma is definitely a brat, but Angelica was LEGITIMATELY dangerous! She HAD to be eliminated early! Otherwise, I don’t think the REST of us would BE here right now!” / Bulma chuckles and she says: “Angelica was SUCH a jerk, and SO gullible, TO! She believes ANYTHING a lady with a 999 I.Q., namely ME, tells her to do!” (End Confessional)

Suzie says: “There’s Pearl!” Patrick cries: “I MISS Pearl! She should be here instead of me!” Bulma scoffs and says: “YEAH! Because she would do SO much BETTER than YOU at EVERYTHING!!!!” Patrick asks: “What is THAT supposed to mean?!” Bulma seriously says: “Take it HOWEVER you want! I’m NOT going to BOTHER providing CONTEXT for you!” (Confessional) Patrick seriously says: “How DARE Bulma attack Pearl when Pearl can’t even BE here to defend herself! If nothing else, I’m going to help take Bulma down, if for no other reason but to AVENGE Pearl’s honor!” / Bulma says: “SERIOUSLY, Pearl WOULD be better than Patrick at EVERYTHING! That’s why she HAD to go! It was nothing TRULY personal. MUCH!” (End Confessional) Reggie says: “There’s Old Man Jenkins, A.K.A. the FAKE Guano!” Bulma says: “I will SERIOUSLY never understand his gimmick!” Captain Retro says: “He was just as much as a headache to me, as he was to everyone else; BELIEVE me!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “I’ve gone through TOO much to be concerned with someone like Old Man Jenkins! I’m just glad that I don’t have to DEAL with someone like him in this competition, anymore!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There’s Treeflower!” Bulma scoffs and says: “She’s so STUPID!!!! Who gets PREGNANT when they are IN a competition?! That’s just BEGGING for someone to ELIMINATE you!” Captain Retro says: “At least she exited the competition with dignity, which is MORE than I can say for you!” Bulma sarcastically says: “I WISH you actually HAD a CHANCE against me!” Captain Retro seriously says: “Be careful what you WISH for, you just might GET it!” Bulma seriously says: “I usually do!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “What REALLY amazes me, is how there were FAR more COMPETANT contestants this season then I ever THOUGHT there could be! But I have found the way to eliminate EACH and every single ONE of them!” /

Captain Retro says: “The law of irony dictates that the thing Bulma thinks WON’T happen, WILL happen, and it will happen when it is MOST inconvenient for BULMA to HAVE that happen!” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “There’s Dib, AND Judy Funny!” Bulma says: “Two names that are SYNONOMOUS with LOSING!!!!” Patrick says: “You are SO rude, Bulma! Has anyone ever TOLD you THAT?!” Bulma says: “I’m just telling it like it is! Don’t blame the messenger, BLAME the message!” (Confessional) Patrick says: “If there’s one thing I’m SURE about, is that if this had been a FAIR challenge, Bulma would’ve been gone LONG before now!” / Bulma says: “I certainly wasn’t going to give THOSE two LOSERS a chance to ELIMINATE me! That’s why I had to get RID of them FIRST! It was just self-preservation! Nothing more!” (End Confessional) Suzie says: “There is Sway-Sway!” Reggie says: “I’m happy for him! He got a happy ending!” Bulma sarcastically says: “Yeah, if you LIKE that sort of thing!” (Confessional) Bulma seriously says: “The only ending that Sway-Sway deserves, is to have his HEAD mounted on a trophy hunter’s WALL! And Buhdeuce as WELL, as long as we’re AT it!” (End Confessional) Reggie says: “There is Harvey Beaks, and Craig Slithers!” Bulma says: “That kid had no PLACE in this competition!” Captain Retro says: “Because he had a better SHOT at winning than YOU do?!” Bulma scoffs and says: “It wasn’t even LIKE that! I certainly didn’t TELL Taotie to eliminate HIM the way he did! He came up with THAT one on his OWN!” Captain Retro says: “That doesn’t make YOU standing by, and doing NOTHING, any BETTER!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Harvey wasn’t even a THREAT to me! It’s just that he was the most CONVENIENT contestant for my team to eliminate! That’s the only reason why HE had to go!” / Captain Retro says: “I would LIKE to believe that Bulma WASN’T responsible for eliminating Harvey! But from what I have SEEN of Bulma’s behavior and attitude, I have to believe that is NOT the case!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There’s Stanley Squarepants!” Patrick says: “I hate to say it, but that guy really BLEW it! You do NOT press Spongebob’s BERSERKER button!” Skipper says: “That’s a lesson that I learned the HARD way!” (Confessional) Skipper seriously says: “Seriously, how can someone SO happy and nice have such an AGGRESSIVE mean streak SIDE to him?! I STILL can’t understand it, and I SUFFERED because of it!” (End Confessional)

Suzie says: “There’s Super Chum, and the REAL Guano!” Bulma sarcastically says: “SOME super-hero! Doesn’t even stick around to FINISH the competition!” Reggie seriously says: “At least Super Chum is actually DOING something to help the Earth! What have YOU ever done?!” Bulma seriously says: “I’ll have you know MY Capsule Corporation is 100% GREEN!!!! We don’t make ANY waste products whatsoever!” Captain Retro sarcastically says: “Congratulations, Mrs. John Muir! Let me KNOW when you win the Nobel Peace Prize!” (Confessional)

Captain Retro laughs, and he says: “I sure burned HER, good!” / Bulma angrily says: “I HATE it when I get BURNED!” / Reggie says: “I actually respect Super Chum! It’s still not easy to be gay these days, so for him to be making a good life for himself is REALLY impressive!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There’s Invader Zim, and Keswick!” Bulma says: “Two bigger TRAITORS you will NEVER find in this competition!” Skipper asks: “What about Zarbon?!” Bulma says: “We’ll get to him when we GET to him! If we’re going to DO this STUPID clip-show episode, the LEAST you can let me do, is you can let me ENJOY it!” (Confessional) Skipper says: “I’ll sure enjoy it when BULMA is out of the picture!” / Bulma says: “Invader Zim was just a JOKE! But Keswick was a genuine threat, so HE really had to go when he did! Couldn’t afford someone like THAT ruining my BRILLIANT plans! Could I?” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “There are Kaput, and Oonski!” Bulma says: “What a couple of LOUSES!” Patrick says: “You said it! I wouldn’t want EITHER of THOSE guys hanging around in THIS competition, and THAT is the HONEST truth!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “I would have LIKED to keep Kaput and Oonski on, but they were no longer USEFUL to me! That’s the reason why THEY had to go! It was just survival of the fittest, I guess!” / Patrick says: “Kaput was a saboteur, and Oonski was just a big JERK! I’m glad THOSE two guys are OUT of the competition!” (End Confessional)

Suzie says: “There is Angelica Pickles AGAIN, and Otto Rocket!” Bulma says: “Birds of a feather, should get ELIMINATED together!” Reggie seriously says: “That’s my BEST friend and my BROTHER you’re talking about! Who do you think you ARE, talking SMACK like that?!” Bulma seriously says: “It’s not MY fault Angelica let herself be possessed by Dai Shi, and go freaking DRAGON on everyone! I wouldn’t want her in this competition any more than the REST of you guys!” Captain Retro says: “I sure hope THAT is true!” (Confessional) Reggie seriously says: It is official! Bratty broad, has GOT to go! NOBODY talks smack about the two people in the WORLD who are the CLOSEST in MY heart, to ME! She is going DOWN!” / Bulma says: “Reggie doesn’t have a shot! I have the brains, and all SHE has is MUSCLES!!!!” (End Confessional) Patrick says: “There is Sanjay, and Heffer Wolfe!” Captain Retro says: “They were two fun guys! I can’t BELIEVE that Blonda was RESPONSIBLE for THEIR eliminations!” Bulma nervously says: “Right! Blonda was TOTALLY responsible for their eliminations, and no one else!” (Confessional) Bulma gasps and she says: “That little SNEAK!!!! I know what Captain Retro is TRYING to do! He’s trying to get me MAD, by saying that little nothing BLONDA was responsible for certain ELIMINATIONS! If I wasn’t SO well composed, that might ACTUALLY have a chance to WORK!” / Captain Retro says: “I’m just trying to get under Bulma’s skin as MUCH as I can! ANYTHING I can do to unnerve her performance, will make it EASIER for me to bring Bulma to JUSTICE!” (End Confessional) Suzie says: “There is Globitha, and Robot Default!” Reggie says: “They were such a SWEET couple! They didn’t DESERVE to leave together!” Bulma says: “Nobody FORCED Robot Default to quit! He did THAT on his own!” Captain Retro says: “That might be true, but that STILL didn’t GIVE Blonda any REASON to eliminate GLOBITHA the way she did!” Bulma seriously says: “STOP TALKING ABOUT HER!!!!” Captain Retro asks: “Any specific REASON as to why I should?!” Bulma sputters and says: “Because it’s in the PAST! Let us move on!”

(Confessional) Reggie says: “Robot was ROBBED of his chance to get into the Final Five! And I’m SURE that Bulma did it! I’m not going to let BULMA do the same thing to ME; that she did to THEM!” / Bulma angrily says: “I HATE that little Blonda! Hate, hate, HATE!!!! It’s no longer enough for me to simply DESTROY Blonda, I’m going to destroy her WHOLE PATHETIC reputation! If ANYONE is going to take care of things around HERE, it’s going to be ME!” / Captain Retro says: “It seems I’ve struck a nerve! Bulma is TORN, between letting other people BELIEVE that someone else is responsible, and WANTING to be seen as the most IMPORTANT contestant in this competition! It seems that BLONDA is the key to REALLY unnerving Bulma though, so I’m going to USE that, as MUCH as I can!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There’s Kaput, AGAIN!!!!” Skipper says: “You can’t trust THAT guy as far as you can throw him! And I can probably throw him pretty FAR!!!!” Bulma says: “I’d actually LIKE to see that!” Skipper sarcastically says: “I’m so SURE you would!” (Confessional) Skipper says: “Bulma’s not fooling ME with her false sincerities! I know she’s just trying to get on my GOOD side, in order to make ME forget all about what SHE did to Marlene! Guess WHAT; Bulma?! It’s NEVER going to WORK!!!!” / Bulma says: “So Skipper wants to play HARDBALL, does HE?! Well, I’m more than HAPPY to OBLIGE him!” (End Confessional) Patrick says: “There’s Buhdeuce, and King Julien!” Bulma scoffs and says: “Some KING!!!! He can’t even take care of himself, let alone any of his FRIENDS! And what kind of a name is BUHDEUCE, anyways?!” Captain Retro asks: “What kind of a name is ‘Bulma’?” Bulma screams: “I’ll have you know it’s a VERY lovely NAME!!!! Far LOVELIER than any NAME BLONDA has ever HAD!!!!” Captain Retro says: “I didn’t even MENTION Blonda THAT time! What did SHE ever DO to you, anyways?!” Bulma says: “Blonda didn’t have to do ANYTHING! She was just a DUMB little DUMB BUTT, and that’s ALL she can EVER be!” Captain Retro sarcastically says: “Sorry I asked!” (Confessional) Bulma seriously says: “I HATE this freaking WALK!!!! It’s taking FAR too LONG!!!! Who has 52 WHOLE episodes in a single season, ANYWAYS?!!!” / Captain Retro says: “I know what kind of name ‘Bulma’ IS! It’s a Japanese SLANG term for ‘Bloomers!’ And if my guess is correct, there is SOMETHING about that fact; that BULMA is NOT that HAPPY about! If I knew what it was, I would tell EVERYONE what it was, and we could END this whole façade, right here and NOW!” (End Confessional)

Suzie says: “There’s Phoebe, and Monster!” Bulma says: “I couldn’t care LESS about Phoebe if I tried! But Monster never had a CHANCE to live up to HIS full potential!” Reggie asks: “You mean as a stupid PAWN in an ALLIANCE of yours?!” Bulma screams: “He would have been a VALUED member in an ALLIANCE of mine if BLONDA didn’t get MAD at him!” Reggie sarcastically says: “I am SO sure of that!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Reggie was right about ONE thing; he WOULD have been a PAWN in an alliance of mine, but I certainly wouldn’t have called him STUPID! Naïve, maybe! But certainly not STUPID!” / Reggie says: “Bulma isn’t going to be fooling ME; not ONE little BIT!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There’s Spongebob Squarepants!” Bulma says: “AKA, the one guy who is going to make SURE that Skipper NEVER wins the $44.44 million prize! You REALLY shot yourself in the foot, THAT time!” Skipper asks: “Is it too late to just admit that I’m SORRY already?!” Patrick says: “I wouldn’t forgive you if I were Spongebob! You messed up BIG time!” (Confessional) Patrick says: “Skipper needed to hear the HARD truth! And since he can’t hear it from Spongebob, I had to step in for him!” / Skipper asks: “Why is it that nearly EVERYTHING I have done this season, has been the most BLATANTLY wrong thing for ME to do this season?! Am I really THAT impulsive?!” / Bulma says: “Skipper is SO that impulsive! And I ought to know! I played him like a harp in BOTH of his eliminations! And it will be so EASY for ME to do it AGAIN!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: “There’s Blonda, and Larry!” Bulma scoffs and says: “Her real name isn’t BLONDA! It’s RIO!” Captain Retro says: “You just LOVE to take down Blonda for no apparent reason, DON’T you?!” Bulma genuinely says: “It’s a gift!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “I am SO glad that Blonda IRRITATED Bulma the way she did! It would’ve been DANGEROUS if the two of THEM had teamed up together!” / Bulma says: “Pretentious, snobby, snot-nosed personalities like Blonda have no BUSINESS being in a competition like this! That’s why I HAD to get rid of her!” (End Confessional)

Chameleon says: “There’s Taotie, and Tigress!” Bulma says: “FINALLY! We’re getting to the contestants who actually HAD some game this season!” Skipper says: “I doubt even REGGIE could’ve competed against Tigress! We were sure lucky the elimination is automatic, or Tigress would’ve gotten REALLY mad at her fellow contestants!” Reggie says: “It’s not always the fastest or the STRONGEST contestant who wins; it’s whoever has the most heart and soul! And Suzie and I, we BOTH have lots of heart and soul!” Suzie says: “I agree to THAT!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “Tigress was a GOOD contestant! I would RATHER she had stayed on! I would’ve liked to see where I stacked up AGAINST her in terms of athletic skills!” / Bulma scoffs, and she says: “Tigress was WAY too good! If Tigress didn’t take HERSELF out in order to get rid of Taotie, my plans would’ve been in deep DOO-DOO by now!” (End Confessional) Patrick says: “There’s Randolph himself!” Bulma says: “He LITERALLY, had no point at ALL in this season!” Captain Retro says: “Through no fault of his own! YOU try following all the different stories for 58 different contestants! It’s not as easy as it looks!” Bulma sarcastically says: “I am SO sure!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “It’s not that Randolph wasn’t interesting, he just wasn’t as interesting as all the OTHER contestants who were on this season!” / Bulma says: “Randolph was SO stubborn! Wouldn’t even LEAVE until I gave him $4,000 as a consolation prize! The JERK!” (End Confessional) Suzie says: “There is Daggett, and Norbert!” Reggie says: “The beaver brothers themselves! MAN! I sure do MISS having THEM around!” Bulma says: “I miss THEM like I would MISS a DISEASE!!!!” Skipper angrily says: “I wish YOU would get hit by a DISEASE!” Bulma screams: “WHAT?!!!” Skipper seriously says: “YOU heard what I said!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “Norbert is the type of guy who can play a good game! Certainly better than any game BULMA can play!” / Skipper says: “I’m THROUGH being subtle with Bulma! I’m letting her know EXACTLY what she DESERVES to have HAPPEN to her!” / Bulma seriously says: “Skipper is going DOWN! Skipper is going DOWN! Skipper is going DOWN!!!!” (End Confessional) Chameleon says: “There is Gonard!” Bulma says: “He is LITERALLY, one of the FEW contestants I MISS having around!” Captain Retro seriously says: “If ONLY Zarbon had decided to play FAIR, and NOT try to take ME out, Gonard might STILL be here!” Bulma says: “Zarbon can’t be controlled! I know that better than ANYBODY!!!!” (Confessional)

Bulma seriously says: “It’s ALL the fault of Anti-Timmy! If it weren’t for HIS meddling, Captain Retro would be GONE!!!! And NOBODY would be able to STOP me!” / Captain Retro says: “I think it is SO ironic that as soon as Gonard HELPED me uncover the dirt on Bulma, Gonard THEN gets taken out of the game! I guess real life IS sometimes stranger than fiction!” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “There is Po! MAN! That panda was impressive!” Bulma says: “I wouldn’t want to be alone with HIM for an extended period of time! I can’t PREDICT what he’s going to do!” Skipper says: “That’s what I liked about him! He was SO spontaneous!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Being unpredictable, is NOT what I signed up for when I entered this show! I had to eliminate Po because I couldn’t get a HANDLE on him! So Po really only has HIMSELF to blame for no longer BEING on this show!” / Skipper says: “I find that by being unpredictable, it makes it a LOT harder for my adversaries to predict what I’m going to do! And if they don’t know WHAT to expect, I can always find ways to SURPRISE them!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: “There is Dog, and Stimpy! They were two of my best friends this season!” Bulma says: “Dog and Stimpy are like, friends with EVERYBODY!” Captain Retro says: “EXCEPT for you!” Bulma says: “Their loss! They are gone, and I am STILL here!” Patrick says: “UNFORTUNATELY!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “I know that Dog and Stimpy are still cheering for us in spirit! Even though they can’t be here WITH us; I know that I will succeed in bringing Bulma to justice for THEM!” / Bulma scoffs and says: “Seriously! YOU would HAVE to be THAT stupid, to not REALIZE just how beneficial it would be to become friends with me! I am the most PERFECT person in the ENTIRE universe! And I don’t SHARE!” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “There is Marlene! Sweet, SWEET Marlene! I miss you SO much!!!!” Bulma seriously says: “If you miss her so much, why don’t you do everyone here a HUGE, gigantic favor, and VOTE yourself OFF?!!!” Skipper says: “And miss my chance to cream YOU in a challenge?! Not on your LIFE!”

(Confessional) Skipper says: “Don’t get me wrong! Not having Marlene around has been pretty hard for me! But getting to eliminate Bulma, will MORE than make up for Marlene’s absence! And getting into the Final Five will be pretty sweet in itself!” / Bulma disgustedly says: “The way that Skipper misses Marlene is DISGUSTING!!!! HE makes me SICK!!!! Sick, sick, sick, sick, SICK!!!! I’ve practically got DIABETES from all his saccharine sweetness! I will feel SO healthy when I finally eliminate HIM for GOOD!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: “There is Wally! Loyal and trustworthy until the very end!” Bulma says: “Loyalty doesn’t BUY you a slot in the Final Five! Sheer BRAIN power does!” Captain Retro asks: “Bulma, when will you EVER learn that the more you tear down EVERYONE else, the more you will SINK below EVERYONE else?!” Bulma scoffs, and she says: “I know what I’m DOING!!!! I ALWAYS know what I’m doing! That’s what makes ME the BEST!!!! And I will BE the best! So just STAY out of my WAY!!!! I don’t have TIME to deal with the likes of YOU!!!!” (Confessional)

Captain Retro says: “One thing I’ve learned from my time on here, is that insecurity, is ALWAYS the last refuge of the INCOMPETANT!” / Bulma angrily says: “Why aren’t my genius, insults WORKING?!!! Am I losing my touch?! Am I getting RUSTY?! What IS it?!!!” (End Confessional) Reggie says: “There’s my loyal husband, Rocko! He’s the ONLY contestant from season one to make it into the top ten in three seasons straight, every SINGLE time!” Bulma says: “I just wish he had the courage to actually FACE getting eliminated, like a REAL man!” Reggie seriously says: “What Rocko DID, he did it out of LOVE to me! Which is a concept that I’m SURPRISED that someone like YOU doesn’t understand!” Bulma says: “I understand it! I just think it is ENTIRELY pointless!” Suzie seriously says: “THAT is why you will FAIL!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “I could be all lovey-dovey like Reggie and Suzie; and I could have ALSO gotten eliminated in the very FIRST team challenge elimination that I ever FACED! So THAT was NEVER going to HAPPEN!” / Reggie says: “What I’ve learned from my experience as a contestant, is that when you don’t take the time to understand something, you will INEVITABLY be DEFEATED by it! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!” / Suzie says: “I’m not just playing for ME, I’m playing for Otto! That’s why I KNOW that I will do better than Bulma, and that’s the HONEST truth!” (End Confessional)

Chameleon says: “There’s my loyal best friend Dudley! He sure knew how to have a good time!” Skipper waits, and he asks: “WHAT?! No witty comment from BULMA?!!!” Bulma says: “I don’t have to MAKE one! That stupid LOOK on Dudley’s FACE does it all FOR me!” Chameleon seriously says: “You’re going to WISH you never said that!” Bulma seriously says: “That will be the day!” (Confessional) Chameleon says: “And with that, I have OFFICIALLY lost all the remaining RESPECT that I USED to have for Bulma as a contestant, AND as a PERSON!” / Bulma says: “Dudley was such a JOKE compared to me! I’m glad I don’t have to deal with HIS quirky personality anymore!” / Skipper says: “I would PREFER Dudley’s quirky personality, more than I prefer Bulma’s LOUSY personality!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: “And last but not least, Zarbon!” Bulma scoffs, and she says: “Good riddance to BAD rubbish!” Captain Retro seriously says: “You know Zarbon is not going to be incapacitated FOREVER, Bulma! He WILL heal, and he WILL come back to give you SUCH a thrashing!” Bulma says: “I’ve already thought of that! That’s why I have Vegeta on SPEED dial, so he will ALWAYS protect THIS brainy beauty!” Captain Retro sarcastically says: “Yeah, always get someone ELSE to fight your battles FOR you! I guess that IS what you’re truly best at, ISN’T it?! You’re no genius; you’re just a lousy, self-serving witch who can’t even make it through a SINGLE challenge without someone else to HELP you!” Bulma seriously says: “That DOES it, Mr. POPULARITY!!!! How much do you want to BET; my brain can run CIRCLES around you?!!!” (Confessional) Captain Retro smiles, and he says: “And with that, I have FINALLY gotten into Bulma’s head! Now she won’t THINK straight; she will be completely obsessed with trying to prove ME wrong! And THAT will be her downfall!” / Bulma seriously says: “I’ll show Captain Retro what I’m CAPABLE of! I can WIN this entire FREAKING challenge; ALL by my FREAKING brainy SELF!!!! That will show that smug canine once and for ALL!!!!” (End Confessional)

And the contestants FINALLY make it back to the airplane, near the town of Puerto Villamil. Sniz says: “You’re all back! I hope you all enjoyed your time reflecting on your time as a contestant here!” Patrick says: “I think SOME of us enjoyed it more than others!” Sniz says: “Now it’s time to reveal the challenge, that will determine which one of you, will win a valuable reward! It’s an advantage, for the next challenge! So here’s the challenge for today! Do you see that tiny island over there, a few miles away? That tiny island is called Tortuga! All you have to do, is to race from here, to there! Once there, grab a tortoise egg to PROVE that you didn’t take any shortcuts, than race right back here! The contestant who has the FASTEST time AND who comes back with an egg, will win the reward for the next challenge! And before I forget, there’s a certain matter that we have to take care of!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep! Captain Retro says: “That is music to my ears!” Sniz says: “And SINGING to the ears of everyone else! While you’re rowing, you will all pass the time by singing a hit song! And for an ADDED challenge, it must be a hit song that was made BIG by Linda Ronstadt!” Captain Retro says: “Don’t worry! I have the PERFECT song in mind!” / Genre: Rock. Sub-genre: Linda Ronstadt. Song: “You’re No Good.” Sung by: The cast! / During the song montage, the contestants are rowing, than struggling to GET a tortoise egg from the WILD wildlife ATTACKING them, than trying to row back as FAST as they can! /

Bulma, about Zarbon: “Feeling better, now that we're through!” Captain Retro, about Marlene: “Feeling better, because I'm over you! I've learned my lesson, it left a scar.” Skipper, about Bulma: “Now I see how you really are!” All contestants EXCEPT Bulma: “You're no good, you're no good, you're no good; baby, you're no good!” Reggie: “I'm gonna say it again!” All contestants EXCEPT Bulma: “You're no good, you're no good, you're no good; baby, you're no good!” Suzie, about Angelica: “I broke a heart, that's gentle and true.” Skipper to Suzie: “Well, I broke a heart over someone like you.” Chameleon, about Dudley: “I'll beg for his forgiveness on a bended knee! I wouldn't blame him if he said to me, you're no good; you're no good, you're no good; baby, you're no good! Patrick: “I'm gonna say it again!” All contestants EXCEPT Bulma: “You're no good, you're no good, you're no good; baby, you're no good!”
(Musical Interlude)

Bulma: “I'm telling you now baby, that I'm going my way!” (Captain Retro GETS his egg and pulls ahead of everyone else!) Captain Retro, to Bulma: “Forget about me baby, because I'm winning this day! You're no good, you're no good; you're no good! Baby, you're no good!” Reggie: “I'm gonna say it again!” All contestants EXCEPT Bulma: “You're no good, you're no good, you're no good; baby, you're no good!” Suzie: “Oh, oh, no!” All contestants EXCEPT Bulma: “You're no good, you're no good, you're no good; baby, you're no good!” / And the epic song ends as Captain Retro REACHES the shore first! Sniz says: “And it is ALL over! Captain Retro has WON the reward! An advantage for the next challenge! Captain Retro wins a SEVEN shooter pistol, a sturdy lasso, and will get the best horse in the next challenge, which will be an old-fashioned Western showdown at the OK Corral!” Bulma asks: “So what do the REST of us get?!” Sniz says: “The rest of you will have to make do with a six shooter pistol, a rope of SUSPICIOUS quality, and a horse that is NOT as reliable as the best horse! Enjoy the plane ride to the OK Corral, because TODAY, was the LAST Reward Challenge, for the ENTIRE season!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “So we’re heading for an ACTUAL showdown! It seems like poetic justice will be playing a part in the downfall of Bulma Briefs! I just hope that my advantage will be enough, to help me PREVAIL in this challenge!” / Bulma says: “I SUCKED in today’s challenge! Those wild animals were too…WILD!!!! And I couldn’t row fast enough even if it was to SAVE my life! I’m starting to think that maybe getting RID of Zarbon, wasn’t the best move for me to make AFTER all!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “We still have seven contestants left, but any ONE of them could become the NEXT contestant to take the DREADED Drop of Shame! Find out who it will be on the next EXCITING episode, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: Bulma Briefs and Captain Retro sing THEIR version of a 1988 hit song, by comparing themselves to historical figures throughout history. Bulma Briefs compares herself to mostly NEGATIVE figures, while Captain Retro compares himself to mostly POSITIVE figures! /

Genre: Alternative metal. Sub-genre: Rock. Song: “Cult of Personality.” Sung by: Captain Retro and Bulma! / Captain Retro: “Look in my eyes, what do, you see? The cult of personality!” Bulma: “I know your anger, I know your dreams! I've been everything you want to be! I'm the cult of personality! Like Vladimir!” Captain Retro: “And DeGrasse!” Bulma and Captain Retro: “I'm the cult of personality! The cult of personality! The cult of personality!” Bulma: “Neon lights!” Captain Retro: “Nobel Prize!” Bulma: “When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies!” Captain Retro: “You won't have to follow me! Only you can set me free!” Bulma: “I sell the things you need to be!” Captain Retro: “I'm the smiling face on your TV!” Bulma: “I'm the cult of personality! I exploit you!” Captain Retro: “Still, you love me!” Bulma: “I tell you one and one makes three! I'm the cult of personality! Like Donald Trump!” Captain Retro: “And Paul McCartney!” Bulma and Captain Retro: “I'm the cult of personality! The cult of personality! The cult of personality!” Bulma: “Neon lights!” Captain Retro: “A Nobel Prize! When a leader speaks, that leader dies! You won't have to follow me! Only you can set you free!” (Rocking guitar solo) Bulma, about her father: “You gave me fortune, you gave me fame!” Captain Retro, about Marlene: “You gave me power in your God's name! I'm every person you need to be!” Bulma and Captain Retro: “I'm the cult of personality! I am the cult of—I am the cult of—I am the cult of—I am the cult of—I am the cult of—I am the cult of personality!” Bulma: “Ask NOT what your country can do for you!” (Musical finish!) Captain Retro: “The only thing we have to fear is, FEAR itself!” / And the epic song ends! /

Episode Notes: This is mostly a clip-show recap episode, in order to reflect on the events of the past 44 episodes, and of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” so far! Featured songs in this episode, are “Little Lies, Cult of Personality,” and “You’re No Good;” the LAST song is also the same as the episode title! First time that Bulma Briefs has EVER questioned her own ability in making a CORRECT decision! / Personal Notes: No personal notes THIS time, and no hints whatsoever! You’ll just have to figure out just WHO is going down, on the NEXT episode of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / That’s my episode idea for THIS time! :D Enough said, true believers! ;)

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Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve ALL been waiting for! It’s time for the SIZZLING showdown; that will indirectly lead to the final outcome, of this EPIC season! / Before the episode even begins, Bulma is seen walking on the plane, and she knocks on the door leading into the cargo room. A booming voice bellows: “COME FORWARD!!!!” And Bulma nervously walks into the room, and she sees a GIANT, floating green head, over a billowing supply of FIRE! The Man says: “I AM GERO!!!! The GREAT and POWERFUL!!!! Who are YOU?! WHO ARE YOU?!!!” Bulma asks: “Why do you got to PULL this act EVERY time I talk to YOU?! You know who I am! I am Bulma Briefs! The Smart and PRETTY! I’ve come to ask--.” Dr. Gero yells: “SILENCE!!!! The Great and POWERFUL Gero, knows WHY you have come! You DARE to come to me for a Clean SLATE, do you?! You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of cacophonous JUNK?!” Bulma trembles, and she says: “Yes, your honor! You see; a while back, I eliminated Zarbon, so…” Dr. Gero yells: “SILENCE, whippersnapper! The MAGNIFICENT Gero, has every INTENTION of GRANTING your REQUEST! But FIRST, you must PROVE yourself WORTHY, by performing one more, VERY small task! BRING me the MASK of Captain Retro!” Bulma asks: “Are you CRAZY?! If I try that; Captain Retro might MAIM me before I can do THAT!!!!” Dr. Gero says: “Bring me his MASK; and I will GRANT your request! Now, GO!!!!” Bulma asks: “But what if he MAIMS me FIRST?!” Dr. Gero shouts: “I said, GO!!!!” And Bulma makes a MAD dash out of the cargo room, jumping RIGHT through the door window of the cargo room! / Sniz is in the cock-pit, and he says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, the Final Seven Contestants took a trip to the Galapagos Islands. There, they took some time to walk around, reminisce, and remember all of their adventures that had led them up to that point. Then the contestants participated in a reward challenge, in order to gain an advantage for the NEXT challenge! In the end, Captain Retro won the reward! Captain Retro got a seven-shooter pistol, a sturdy rope, and the best horse that money can buy! Why will Captain Retro need these things? Because Captain Retro and everyone else today, will be heading for an old-fashioned Western show-down at the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, and you won’t want to miss a minute of it! SOMEONE will be eliminated when everything is said and done TODAY!!!! Find out who it will be on this action-packed episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Saddle up, partners!” / Instead of the usual show open, we instead get a Western-tinted introduction, which showcases the CONTRASTING performances between Bulma Briefs and Captain Retro, as they get prepared for the upcoming showdown! /

 

Genre: Rock. Sub-genre: Bon Jovi. Song: “Wanted Dead or Alive!” Sung by: Captain Retro and Bulma! / Captain Retro: “It's all the same, only the names will change. Every day, it seems we're wasting away.” Bulma: “Another place where the faces are so cold. I'd drive all night just to get back home.” Captain Retro: “I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride!” Bulma: “I'm wanted dead or alive! Wanted, dead or alive!” Captain Retro: “Sometimes I sleep, sometimes, it's not for days. And the people I meet, always go their separate ways!” Bulma: “Sometimes you tell the day, by the bottle that you drink!” Captain Retro: “And times when you're alone, all you do is think! I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride!” Bulma: “I'm wanted dead or alive! Wanted, dead or alive!” Captain Retro: “All right!” (Musical break) Captain Retro: “I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride!” Bulma: “I’m wanted, dead or alive! Wanted, dead or alive! And I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back!” Captain Retro: “I play for keeps, because I might not make it back!” Bulma: “I've been everywhere, and still, I'm standing tall! I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all!” Captain Retro: “Because I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride!” Bulma: “I'm wanted dead or alive!” Captain Retro: “Because I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side!” Bulma: “I'm wanted dead or alive!” Captain Retro: “And I ride, dead or alive! I still drive, dead or alive!” Bulma and Captain Retro: “Dead or alive! Dead or alive! Dead or alive! Dead or alive!” / And the epic song ends! / “Tonight, You’re going to Go Down in Flames, Just like Jesse James!” / It is a bright sunrise in the early morning, and the plane is in transit, heading toward the small, scenic, Tombstone, Arizona. All of the remaining contestants are getting themselves mentally and physically prepared for the upcoming challenge.

 

In the V.I.P. Lounge, Captain Retro sighs as he turns to Reggie Rocket. Captain Retro says: “It is finally here. The long awaited day of destiny that I have been waiting for.” Reggie asks: “Any idea on how it's going to turn out?” Captain Retro says: “You should know by now that only someone who is GOING to lose, makes their assumptions that they are GOING to win BEFORE they actually do! Besides, I've never actually BEEN able to eliminate Bulma Briefs before; I'll let you know how it goes once I actually TRY it!” Reggie asks: “Are you TRYING to be funny?!” Captain Retro says: “Only if I actually MAKE you laugh; otherwise, I try to be serious in a situation of this nature!” Reggie says: “You KNOW Bulma is going to pull out all the STOPS in trying to get YOU out!” Captain Retro says: “Undoubtedly! But regardless of what she tries to pull, I won't let that deter me from my mission. I came here to get Bulma Briefs out of the competition, and that's what I aim to do. It all boils down to this! Today, we will meet on the field of Sniz's choosing, and duel like we have NEVER dueled before!” Reggie asks: “Do you need any of us to do anything special?” Captain Retro says: “Whatever Sniz asks us to do, we do it, no questions asked. Other than that, keep yourself safe and out of Bulma's line of fire. I'll distract her and draw her line of fire! Hopefully, she doesn't try any underhanded techniques like she HAS in the past! That will make this challenge much easier!” Reggie says: “You know that with Bulma gone, everyone else is going to target you. You're not going to make the Final Five.” Captain Retro sighs and says: “I'm well aware of that is what will happen if I get rid of Bulma. Winning was never the goal. Besides, there is still that $2,777,500 payoff to look forward to if either you or Suzie win first place.” Reggie says: “No need to worry about that; we'll make sure to uphold our deal if either of us win first place.” Captain Retro says: “That's all that I ask for. You're both good girls. Don't EVER let Bulma or anybody else change that!”

 

(Confessional) Captain Retro says: “If I were Bulma Briefs, trying to eliminate MYSELF; I'd try using every single DESPERATE attempt at getting rid of me that I could THINK of! Fortunately for me, I've seen every single Chuck Jones AND Rudy Larriva Wily E. Coyote cartoon about a THOUSAND times; and I know that Wily E. Coyote NEVER gets to eat the Road Runner, no matter HOW good Wilys' schemes are on paper!” / Reggie says: “You got to give Bulma credit, she has definitely thought of a very good plan for getting herself THIS far! But it's repugnant and foul to high HEAVEN!!!! I can't wait to find out what she's doing this for; it would help me in figuring out whether eliminating her IS the right thing for me to do! If there's one thing that I'm proud of, is that I never make a judgment call about a person until I have ALL of the relevant facts at hand! And while I have a lot of them, that one crucial piece of the puzzle is missing. Once I know her motivation, my decision will be clear. I have a feeling I'll find out what it is soon enough.” (End Confessional) In normal class, Skipper has gathered Chameleon, Suzie, and Patrick together for a meeting. Skipper says: “Okay, here is how it's going to work! Just stay out of my way and let me hit Bulma as MANY times as conceivably possible!” Suzie asks: “Why should YOU get to hog all of the fun?! You're not the only contestant who has a GRUDGE against Bulma, you know!” Chameleon says: “I have a few choice actions that I want to do against Bulma myself! I mean, she DID help engineer the eliminations of Kitty and Keswick, you know!” Patrick says: “And I want to get rid of Bulma Briefs just as much as you do! Bulma eliminated Pearl, set up Stanley to take a fall, and even eliminated Spongebob HIMSELF, using YOU, Skipper!” Skipper rolls his eyes and asks: “Did you HAVE to remind me of that?!” Patrick says: “I would be LYING if I said that WASN'T on my mind!” Suzie says: “Let's face the facts. Each one of us wants to get back at Bulma Briefs for one reason or another. So why don't we all take as many shots as we want against Bulma Briefs?! If we ALL aim for her, we'll all have a better chance of getting her out once and for ALL!” Bulma walks in smiling smugly and says: “You are all wasting your precious, pathetic time in trying to get rid of ME!!!!” Skipper sarcastically says: “Well if it isn't Bulma Briefs herself, the anti-me. You've got a lot of nerve speaking to us after eliminating King Julien and Marlene! I'd ask how you LIVE with yourself, but I don't even WANT to know the answer!” Bulma says: “I live beautifully, and intelligently, in West City with my Mom and Dad!”

 

Skipper yells: “I just TOLD you not to tell us how you LIVE with yourself!” Bulma says: “And I ignored you, because you are completely MEANINGLESS to me!” Patrick asks: “If he's so meaningless, than how come you already TRIED to eliminate him TWICE this season?!” Bulma says: “And succeeded, if you don't MIND! If you're going to actually TRY to state a fact with that FEEBLE compared to MINE mind of yours, the LEAST you can do is be completely ACCURATE about it!” Suzie says: “Give it UP, Bulma! You're out-numbered, six to one! We're all united, and you're all alone! You've got NOTHING left to fall back on!” Bulma chuckles and she says: “I'm not as alone as you'd like to believe!” Chameleon says: “Even if that WERE true, we're STILL not going to let you win!” Bulma scoffs and she says: “Like that matters! Even if you ALL had Patrick's so-called high I.Q., you'd never stand a CHANCE against ME!!!! You will NEVER be able to eliminate ME!!!!” Captain Retro walks in, and he says: “Fortunately, they won't have to. I have taken it upon myself to eliminate you. Do you think you can beat me in a fair fight?!” Bulma chuckles, and she says: “Anything is fair when you have the brain power, money, and LOOKS that I do! I can do ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE that I want, I WILL get that Clean Slate, and there is NOTHING anyone can DO about it!” Captain Retro gets mad, and he says: “You know what STINKS about YOU, Bulma?! You HAVE the BRAINS, you HAVE the MONEY, you have GOOD looks, you even have FAME, and you're STILL miserable!!!!” Bulma sputters and she asks: “You THINK that you're HAPPIER than ME?!!!” Captain Retro seriously says: “Miss, Ma'am, Ms., whichever title you prefer, I KNOW that I am HAPPIER than you!” Bulma yells: “I have EVERYTHING! You have NOTHING compared to me!” Captain Retro seriously says: “I have one thing you DON'T; FRIENDS!!!! And I mean REAL friends; not the kind you rent or bribe or deceive with petty little tricks!” Bulma LITERALLY gets red in the face, and it looks like she's about to LOSE it, but she calms down, and she says: “Very well then. Just remember, all I know is that I'M going to win this competition, and you are NOT!” Patrick says: “FINE! Don't get your BLOOMERS bunched up into a KNOT!!!!” And Bulma suddenly screams: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Patrick asks: “What was THAT all about?!” Captain Retro sighs and says: “Bulma's name, in Japanese, means 'Bloomers.' That's why she's so uptight!” Bulma angrily says: “YOU told them, didn't you?!” Reggie walks in, and she says: “He didn't tell us ANYTHING! I personally don't even CARE about THAT fact!” Bulma sarcastically says: “Like I would GO to all this TROUBLE for a clean SLATE; for just THAT fact?! It's MUCH more important than THAT!!!!” Chameleon says: “Well, I'm sure that WHATEVER that fact is, it couldn't POSSIBLY justify ALL of EVERYTHING that you have DONE this season!” Bulma angrily says: “It's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!!!!” Suzie says: “Than maybe you should TELL us, instead of sneaking behind our backs like a common criminal!” Bulma says: “I'm not telling you PEONS ANYTHING!!!! I will NOT let you in on what makes ME tick; so good luck stopping THIS brainy beauty from winning ANYTHING!!!!” And Bulma walks out in a huff! Skipper asks: “BLOOMERS?! That's what this is all about?!” Captain Retro sighs and says: “Unfortunately, it seems to be the case. But if it's not her name; than it's got to be something MORE drastic!” Patrick suddenly gets an EPIPHANY and says: “Remember back in the Congo challenge?! Zarbon SAW Bulma's 'unmentionables,' and she FREAKED!!!!” Chameleon asks: “Does that mean that Bulma is embarrassed because SOMEBODY saw her bloomers, that wasn't SUPPOSED to?!” Captain Retro seriously says: “I think that's PRECISELY what this whole thing is all about!” Suzie sighs and says: “I can't believe Bulma Briefs could be SO petty!” Captain Retro sighs and says: “Sad to say; sometimes, evil is PETTY; and I don't mean Tom Petty!” (Confessional) Suzie shakes her head and says: “Man, I hoped Bulma had a much BIGGER embarrassing secret! I thought she accidentally blew up her father's science lab or STOLE some endangered animal specimen! Or at LEAST vandalized a rival scientist's lab! But NO! She's embarrassed because somebody SAW her bloomers! Well, if she's going to be THAT petty about such a little thing, than I have OFFICIALLY lost any sort of reserve sympathy that I HAD for HER!” / Reggie says: “As of right now, Bulma has now become irredeemable for even MY standards! So, I have no problem with giving her the boot any more!” /

 

Chameleon says: “I'll tell you this right now; Bulma wouldn't last a WEEK as a villain in Petropolis with just THAT attribute! The other villains would chew her up and spit her out!” / Skipper sputters and he says: “BLOOMERS?! This whole thing was about BLOOMERS?! All along, such a STUPID thing ALL along?! I can't BELIEVE that I thought you were capable of something DIABOLIC, when all you had going for you, was that YOU were embarrassed about your own BLOOMERS!!!! I can't even respect you as an ADVERSARY anymore! You make me SICK, Bulma Briefs!” / Patrick says: “I just want to state, for the record, I honestly didn't know about the 'Bloomers' connection.” / Bulma says: “I'm not going to let ANY of them know about that INICIDENT!!!! You wouldn't BELIEVE the lengths I had to go to in order to track down all the tapes and various other visual recordings of my incident! Even so, I can't let ANYBODY have ANY sort of PROOF that I was HUMILIATED!!!! That's why I need the CLEAN SLATE!!!! It's the only way to have EVERYONE respect ME!!!!” / Captain Retro says: “Now that I think about it, I don't think Bulma WOULD go to so much trouble if it was just ONE person who saw her bloomers! But that makes me shudder to think; how many people DID see her bloomers?! It MUST be a lot! Why else would she be so DESPERATE?! It still doesn't make ANYTHING she has done all right by ANY means! I STILL plan on stopping her no matter WHAT!!!!” (End Confessional)

 

Sniz comes over the intercom, and he announces: “Good morning, Final Seven! As you are aware, we are heading for the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, for today's challenge! Now it's time how to explain to all of you how today's challenge is going to work. First off, you're going to ride on horses and rope some buffalo. Or rather, some former contestants who have agreed to pose as buffalo! For each buffalo you rope, you will earn ten minutes of time for the final part of the challenge! Because our legal department said that we can't use real guns, you will instead be utilizing paintball guns for the challenge. Within the time limit, you must track down and try to shoot as MANY different contestants as you can! And only by shooting DIFFERENT contestants will you be able to score points in the challenge! Whoever scores the most points will win immunity. It's that SIMPLE! Everyone else will be fair game at the elimination ceremony! And believe me, no matter who you are, if you are voted off, it WILL be game over for you! No if's, no why's, no buts! We should be landing at our destination within an hour. Sniz, out!” (Confessional) General Barracuda says: “I'm really excited about THIS challenge, I thought of it all by myself! But even I have no way of knowing who's going to come out on top in THIS challenge! We'll just have to wait and see! THIS is going to be EPIC!!!!” (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! ;)

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It's too bad you've made it clear that Retro will win this fight with Bulma, because the other 5 contestants beating her together would mean more to the narrative. They all look like dopes that can't fight their own battles and need to be carried around on a leash, even though Retro is the dog here.

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