4EverGreen Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 It's time for the second and final part of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Conned In the Congo.” / The ten pairs of 20 contestants are now all taking separate paths through the jungle. The action first focuses on Suzie and Patrick. Suzie says: “You know, it's really unimaginable that I'm in a situation like this! I mean, here I am, a HIGHLY respectable woman AND cast member of All Grown Up, being FORCED to undertake a mission like this, all so I can possibly earn up to $44.44 million! I should NOT have to put up with something agonizing like this in order to get a big payday!” Patrick asks: “Why ever not?” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “It's a DIVA thing, you wouldn't understand!” Patrick says: “Try me; you never know until you try.” Suzie rhetorically asks: “What's the point? You're not going to last long enough to care!” Patrick asks: “Why is that?” Suzie answers: “Do you HONESTLY think that with YOUR mind set and random comprehension of limited facts, that YOU can make it to the Final Three? Because, SPOILER ALERT! I HIGHLY doubt it!” Patrick says: “I've got the same chances as anybody else still remaining here. Besides, I need to avenge Spongebob, so I have the incentive necessary to actually get there! What do you have?” Suzie says: “Actual STAR power, baby! That's why I'm destined to make the big leagues!” (Confessional) The camera focuses on Suzie, and she says: “Ordinary guys just don't understand the complicated rigors of challenges like this, which is why they fall to the wayside. On the other hand, I DEFINITELY have the know-how to make it PAST hard challenges like this unlike SOME contestants!” The camera pans out to REVEAL Patrick still with Suzie, and he says: “HELLO!!!! I'm right HERE!!!! I can hear every word you're SAYING!!!!” Suzie says: “Then I don't have to repeat myself!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Po and Gonard, and Gonard says: “Po, I can definitely see the BIG reason Tigress is with YOU, and not any other guy at Master Shifu's Dojo.” Po says: “Tigress loves me for MORE than my...HUGE gift; she loves me for my sense of humor and my wonderful disposition.” Gonard says: “But you've got to admit, you've definitely got an advantage over Master Mantis.” Po says: “True, I don't think he even...” (SWOOSH!!!!) Than Po and Gonard stop dead in their tracks, as they hear rustling in the thick jungle bushes. Gonard is worried, and says: “Po, we're not alone!” (Confessional) Po and Gonard are together. Po says: “Being the Dragon Warrior, I'm usually prepared for anything. However, the danger that presented itself to us was beyond ANYTHING I ever faced before!” Gonard says: “Trust me, it was REALLY terrifying!” (End Confessional) Anti-Timmy jumps out, and snarls! Anti-Timmy, rasping, says: “PRECIOUS!!!! Where is my PRECIOUS?!!!” Gonard asks: “Precious? What is he talking about?” Po sputters, face-palms himself, and says: “SERIOUSLY?! What is there to understand?! The Fairly Oddparents needs to be CANCELLED!!!! They no longer HAVE a point! MY show has a point, YOUR show has a point, TUFF Puppy has a point, Anti-Timmy HAS no point AND no soul!” Anti-Timmy says: “YOU have the PRECIOUS!!!! We must POSSESS it!!!!” Gonard rolls his eyes, and sarcastically says: “You just HAD to flaunt your gift, didn't you?!” Po says: “It's not MY fault he can't take any criticism!” Anti-Timmy begins leaping around in unpredictable patterns! Gonard pulls out the paintball gun and says: “Say hello to my little FRIEND!!!! AH!!!!” And Gonard begins firing wildly at Anti-Timmy, shooting a bunch of paint out of his gun! But despite Gonard's enthusiasm, he is unable to make a single mark on Anti-Timmy! The gun clicks, but nothing else comes out. Gonard says: “Uh-oh! We're out of paint!” Po says: “You wasted all our paint?! What were you THINKING?!” Gonard says: “I was trying to be cool like Al Pacino in Scarface!” Po rhetorically asks: “Do you remember how Al Pacino's character DIED at the END of Scarface?” Gonard blushes and says: “Whoops! So much for 'coolness' being the solution to all problems!” Po says: “Well, now there's only one solution left for us; RUN!!!!” (Confessional) Po and Gonard are still together. Po says: “Being the Dragon Warrior, means knowing when its a good time to fight, and a good time to retreat. Under normal circumstances, I thought that I would NEVER have to utilize the 'Retreat' option, but since Anti-Timmy is SO unpredictable, I knew better than to take any unnecessary chances!” Gonard says: “At this point, our only hope of winning is to avoid the wrath of Anti-Timmy, and hope we're not LAST in crossing the finish line!” Po says: “Lucky for you, my skills and instincts are razor sharp from training with Tigress! Nothing can happen to us!” Gonard says: “That's good for me. Because at this point, I need all the luck I can get!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Norbert and Daggett. Daggett is disgusted by being in an unfamiliar environment. Daggett says: “Spooty jungle! Why couldn't Sniz drop us off in the FOREST in Oregon. Like, NEAR to where we LIVE?!” Norbert says: “Because then we would undoubtedly have a home field advantage, which is something that, for the most part, Sniz is usually NOTORIOUS for avoiding.” Daggett says: “It's not so much the home field advantage that I want; I want to see Bunny again!” Norbert says: “Well, I want to see Treeflower and my two newborn children, but I don't want to see them without a piece of that $44.44 million! Do you?” Daggett says: “Of course not! But why did I HAVE to be handcuffed with you? I don't need YOU to help me win this thing!” Norbert says: “Nobody is saying that you do, but as long as I am HERE to OFFER my help to you, don't you want it?” Daggett says: “Trust me, I am HAPPY to take any help I can get!” Upon hearing that, Norbert says: “Well, seeing as how you HAVE no better options currently on the table, I'm your best bet for getting to the Final Five right now. Besides, when it comes right down to it, us beavers have got to stick together! Do you trust me?” Daggett says: “I trust you more than anybody else in this competition.” Norbert says: “Then let's try to win this challenge the best way we know how, together!” (Confessional) Norbert and Daggett are together. Daggett says: “As of right now, I am SUPPOSEDLY in unmarked territory. This is the first time I've ever gotten past the team challenge portion. And in spite of that, THIS portion of the game still feels like the LAST portion of the game; I'm STILL together with Norbert!” Norbert asks: “What's wrong with that?” Daggett says: “I was hoping that I could be my OWN beaver and establish my own identity. But EVERY time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!” Norbert says: “You can't let Sniz and/or Fondue dictate your moves, even if they control what you have to do in challenges. Besides, you ARE your own beaver. You've really grown as an individual this past season, and I am really proud of the man you have become!” Daggett's eyes light up and he asks: “Really?!” Norbert says: “You're all that AND a bag of chips! Whatever that means!” Daggett triumphantly stands up and shouts: “Did you hear THAT, world?! I'm all that and a bag of chips! I just wish I knew the reason WHY it was a bag of chips!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Bulma and Zarbon. Bulma scoffs and says: “This jungle humidity isn't going to do a THING for my hair!” Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Well, it certainly isn't like this environment will do any wonders for ME, either!” Bulma asks: “How did it boil down to only four of us? Taotie, Gonard, you and me; why didn't any of our former team-mates put any TRUST in me when it came to coming up with a plan?” Zarbon says: “Simple. To everyone else, you come across as a know-it-all.” Bulma says: “Well, I can't HELP that I DO know it all!” Zarbon says: “Even if you ACTUALLY do, that's a type of attitude you really can't AFFORD to have in a competition of this nature, especially not now, since you no longer have a team structure to help protect you.” Bulma contemplates this, and asks: “So you're saying that I have to dial it back a bit?” Zarbon says: “Precisely. Otherwise, the other contestants COULD target you the way we targeted Blonda, then I'd have to get through the remainder of this challenge myself. And while I probably CAN do that, I would prefer not to.” (Confessional) Bulma and Zarbon are together. Bulma says: “Personally, I think it's patently RIDICULOUS that people are offended that I simply KNOW more than they do!” Zarbon says: “I don't think it's necessarily that; I think they're more offended by your attitude!” Bulma shouts: “What's WRONG with my ATTITUDE?! I'll have you know that I have the BEST attitude of ANYONE left in this COMPETITION!!!!” Zarbon chuckles nervously and says: “Well, I PERSONALLY think so; but the sad fact is, that the other contestants don't KNOW you the way I do.” Bulma crosses her arms, pouting, and says: “Well, it's certainly not like I'm the BAD guy...girl around here!” Zarbon says: “Perish the thought! I KNOW bad guys! I WAS a bad guy! Snaptrap, Oonski, Kaput, and Taotie are bad guys! You are no bad guy...girl; you are merely misunderstood. VERY misunderstood!” Bulma sweetly turns to Zarbon, hugs him, and she romantically says: “Oh, Zarbon. You always know the RIGHT things to say to me at EXACTLY the right time!” Zarbon says: “Well, I certainly TRY to!” And they kiss each other! (End Confessional) At that moment, Bulma and Zarbon her rustling in the bushes! Zarbon asks: “Who or WHAT in the world could that be?!” Bulma gets a serious look on her face and says: “Right now, there's only one thing it CAN be, Anti-Timmy!” And sure enough, Anti-Timmy jumps out, snarling and growling! Zarbon disgustedly says: “If there's ANYTHING I hate MORE than anything that is PRETTIER than I am, it's horrid, thorough ugliness! You cursed blight, from the depths of HELL, I STAB at thee!!!!” Zarbon raises his arm to produce an energy ray, but Bulma puts her right arm in front of him, indicating him to stop, and Zarbon does so. Bulma says: “There is no need to resort to such brutal tactics. After all, I AM the one who happens to KNOW how to control him! Thanks to the electric collar I place around him, and the remote that is in my hands, all I have to do is press a button, and Anti-Timmy will respond to my every whim!” Bulma presses the button on her remote, and it begins shocking Anti-Timmy! Bulma says: “Come on, beast! Behave!” But Anti-Timmy struggles, and using all his might, reaches for his collar, and BREAKS it, shattering it to pieces! Bulma recoils back in shock and says: “Oh no! My winner's insurance! I've lost control of it!” Zarbon asks: “How could this HAPPEN?! You guaranteed ME that you would ALWAYS have CONTROL of him!” Bulma says: “It's that STUPID Blonda! Her presence made Anti-Timmy deteriorate FASTER than what I anticipated! She's ruined EVERYTHING for me!” Zarbon seriously asks: “Can we try it MY way, now?!” Bulma says: “Just use the paintball gun!” Zarbon says: “But I don't know how to use a gun! I've never fired a rifle in my life!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Why do I ALWAYS have to do EVERYTHING myself?! Give me that gun!” And Bulma grabs the gun, and aims for Anti-Timmy! Bulma says: “Sorry about having to do this, old 'friend'. But since I now can no longer control your behavior, you are of no more use to me. You are a relic, a memory, a mere thought in the back of my mind!” Than suddenly, Captain Retro and Marlene come rushing in! Marlene yells: “AH!!!! Take THIS!!!!” And Marlene shoots a bunch of paint at Anti-Timmy, and HITS him! Anti-Timmy yells: “It burns us! It BURNS us!!!!” And Anti-Timmy suddenly falls unconscious! Bulma yells: “You little TWERP, he was MINE!!!!” Marlene says: “Oh well, you snooze, you lose!” Zarbon says: “I TOLD you we should have tried it MY way!” Captain Retro says: “Excellent tracking work, Marlene!” Marlene says: “Naturally. I just wish Skipper could have been here to see it.” Captain Retro gets a funny look and says: “But you HATE Skipper.” Marlene says: “I could NEVER hate Skipper, no matter WHAT I say.” Bulma asks: “Not that I PERSONALLY care, but why is that?” Marlene says: “I don't know, I'm not even sure if I can explain it. I mean, I really like Captain Retro and everything.” Zarbon says: “I feel like there should be a 'but', thrown in there somewhere!” Marlene says: “But NOTHING!!!!” Bulma rhetorically asks: “But NOTHING?!” Marlene defiantly says: “Skipper HAD his chance, and he squandered it! And I don't think there's ANYTHING he can do that will change my mind!” Zarbon says: “You can always change your mind, even if you don't THINK you will.” Marlene says: “I didn't ASK for YOUR opinion!” Zarbon asks: “Well, why don't you? I am quite knowledgeable about things, especially things that you think I have no BUSINESS knowing about!” Marlene says: “I know what I'm doing, and I know where I'm going! I'm going where Captain Retro goes!” Bulma says: “You don't even KNOW what that is!” Marlene says: “It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, that's what I care about! I plan on making history!” Captain Retro says: “And while it's personally none of MY business, I do have something to say to you, Zarbon.” Zarbon asks: “What is that?” Captain Retro says: “Do seriously consider what Blonda said to you before she got eliminated; she was right about MORE than just Anti-Timmy still being on the plane!” (Confessional) Bulma and Zarbon are together. Zarbon asks: “What is Captain Retro talking about?” Bulma says: “Probably about the fact that Gonard will eventually stop acting like an idiot, and will TRY to ask me out on a date at least once; like he HAS a chance with me!” Zarbon says: “I figured that was probably what it was! 'Schemer?!' Where does Blonda GET such ideas?!” Bulma says: “I bet she pulled them straight out of her badonkadonk!” Zarbon is bewildered and asks: “Her WHAT?!” Bulma says: “That's what I like to call her BUTT!!!!” Zarbon says: “You're funny! That's one of the many reasons of why I like you.” Bulma says: “Well, it IS hard NOT to like me!” / Captain Retro and Marlene are together. Marlene says: “I knew that with MY skills, that I would EASILY shoot down Anti-Timmy, I'm an EXCELLENT shot!” Captain Retro asks: “Marlene, are you still HAPPY being with me?” Marlene says: “Of course I am! You're all I think about!” Captain Retro seriously asks: “Seriously? Because all YOU seem to be thinking about lately is Skipper!” Marlene scoffs and says: “Fine! I still OCCASIONALLY think about Skipper! Cat's out of the bag, big surprise! It doesn't MEAN anything to me, though!” Captain Retro says: “I don't CARE if it DOES, I just want to know the truth. I don't want you to be in a situation that you're not happy about!” Marlene says: “Captain Retro, you're exciting! What more could a girl want then that?” Captain Retro says: “I just want you to do what YOU think is right!” Marlene asks: “Don't I always?” Captain Retro says: “I think so. I mean, I sure HOPE you are!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro and Marlene reach the end of the jungle, and find ten hollow diamonds with the keys to the hand-cuffs INSIDE of them! Captain Retro says: “Once again, my superior sense of direction, and knowledge of geography, has paid off! It's time to earn our freedom!” Captain Retro and Marlene crack open a hollow diamond, and the key they get turns out to BE the key they need for their freedom! Captain Retro says: “Sure feels good to move my arm freely again without having to worry about you.” Sniz comes out of the nearby plane and says: “Congratulations! Captain Retro and Marlene, you have finished the challenge! You bagged and tagged Anti-Timmy, you found the key to your freedom, and you crossed the finish line first! You both get immunity and V.I.P. Treatment as a bonus! Now we just have to wait for everyone else to finish the challenge!” Thankfully, it doesn't take long before the other contestants start appearing. Po and Gonard, Bulma and Zarbon, Patrick and Suzie, Stimpy and Wally, Reggie and Rocko, Norbert and Daggett, Dudley and Chameleon, Dog and Randolph, in that order, all appear out of the jungle, and they eventually find the key that frees each of them! Po looks around, nervously. Po asks: “Wait! Where's Tigress?!” Suddenly, Taotie and Tigress roll out of the jungle, FIGHTING!!!! Taotie says: “I've been WAITING for an excuse to be alone with you for a LONG time!” Tigress asks: “Why?! You think just because Po isn't WITH me, that I'm not a match for you?!” Taotie says: “I'm SICK of you always berating MY genius, and laughing at my plans! Now, it's MY turn to laugh at you! If you thought I was just going to LET you eliminate ME, you were wrong! We are going to FINISH this challenge no matter WHAT you think!” Sniz says: “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the challenge is already finished!” Taotie screams: “WHAT?!” Sniz says: “And not only that, but you AND Tigress have finished last! And that means only ONE thing for this challenge!” Tigress smiles as Taotie looks absolutely FURIOUS at her! Taotie angrily asks: “Do you have ANY idea what you just DID?! You sacrificed the ONLY chance you had at continuing on in this game just to make sure I got eliminated!” Tigress says: “Admittedly, not my first choice. But ANYTHING that ensures that a guy like YOU does NOT win this challenge, is totally worth my game!” Marlene turns to Captain Retro, and she says: “Well, you were right about ONE thing.” Captain Retro asks: “What's that?” Marlene says: “Tigress WAS eliminated shortly after the team merge!” Sniz says: “Quickly, everyone on the plane! Quickly before Anti-Timmy wakes up!” / The plane is about to take off, but Anti-Timmy is SEEN, and with savage force, FORCES the back-ramp of the plane DOWN, and he hops right back ONTO the plane! / Sniz says: “All right! Time for our contestants to receive their bags of popcorn! Captain Retro and Marlene! Po, Gonard, Norbert, Daggett, Reggie, Rocko, Stimpy, Wally, Dudley, Chameleon, Bulma, Zarbon, Dog, Randolph, Patrick, and Suzie!” Taotie looks angrily at Tigress, but Tigress merely looks content with herself. Sniz says: “Taotie, Tigress, I've got nothing for you. This is where you BOTH get off!” Taotie angrily asks: “Now, where do YOU get off?! Trying to throw ME off?! I'll have you know, I've faced odds MUCH tougher than--!!!!” (PUNCH!!!! PUNCH!!!! POW!!!!) And Taotie is LITERALLY booted out of the plane! Tigress sighs and says: “Ah! That TRULY felt relaxing!” Po says: “I'm going to miss you, Tigress!” Tigress says: “I know. But I've fulfilled my purpose in this game. Your game isn't over yet. I leave our chances of winning the $44.44 million to you, Po.” Po says: “I'll do my best, Tigress.” Tigress grabs a parachute and lovingly says: “You always DO, Po! You always do! BYE!!!!” And Tigress jumps out of the plane! Sniz says: “And with that done, there are now two more contestants down, and 18 still left in the competition! Our travels have taken us far and wide, and there's still plenty of the world left to see! To see where we wind up next, please tune into the next episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: In a black and white music video sequence, Captain Retro and Marlene are having fun on a sandy beach during a sunny day, splashing in the waves. All the while, they're singing along to a VERY big hit song from 1991. / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-genre: Janet Jackson. Song: “Love Will Never Do Without You.” Sung by: Marlene and Captain Retro. / Marlene: “Our friends think we're opposites, falling in and out of love. They all said we'd never last. Still we manage to stay together.” Captain Retro: “There's no easy explanation for it, but whenever there's a problem, we always work it out somehow. Work it out somehow.” Marlene and Captain Retro: “They said it wouldn't last, we had to prove them wrong. Cause I've learned in the past, that love will never do without you.” Marlene: “Other guys have tried before, to replace you as my lover. Never did I have a doubt. Boy it's you I can't do without.” Captain Retro: “I feel better when I have you near me, cause no other love around has quite the same ooh, ooh!” Marlene: “Ha, ha, ha!” Captain Retro: “Like you do, do, do, do, babe.” Marlene and Captain Retro: “They said it wouldn't last, we had to prove them wrong. Cause I've learned in the past, that love will never do without you.” Marlene: “Do without you, love will never do without you. Do without you.” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Love will never do, never do without you. Love will never do, never do without you. Love will never do, never do without you. Love will never do, never do without you. Never, never, do; never, never, do without you.” (Instrumental Solo) Marlene: “What?” Captain Retro and Marlene: “They said it, they said it wouldn't last. They said it, they said it wouldn't last. They said it, they said it wouldn't last. They said it, if you believe in love, say; love will never do, love will never do without you.” Marlene: “They said it wouldn't last, we had to prove them wrong.” Captain Retro: “Cause I've learned in the past, that love will never do without you.” Marlene: “Do without you.” Captain Retro: “Love will never do without you.” (Instrumental Finish) / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are “Africa, Congo,” (also part of the episode title), and “Love Will Never Do Without You.” Zarbon finds out SOMETHING about Bulma's name, that Bulma doesn't want anybody ELSE to find out. Andy Serkis practically reprises his role as Gollum, by voicing Anti-Timmy. With the elimination of BOTH Taotie and Tigress, Po becomes the ONLY representative from “Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness,” to remain in the game. Personal Notes: My goal for Taotie this season, was to basically make him a more COMPETANT version of Russell Hantz from “Survivor.” That is, sneaky, self-serving, lousy, and basically willing to screw over ANYBODY for the chance of making a quick buck! Taotie's biggest obstacle was undoubtedly Tigress, as they had a shared history together, and Taotie's resentfulness of Tigress being better than him at just about...everything, was always going to fuel Taotie's ambition for staying in the game. Tigress, for her part, had a role to play as well. She was basically the MAJOR red herring for this season. That is, she was being set up to be the OBVIOUS choice for making it to the final three. The problem was, she was TOO obvious! Her athletic skills and prowess, being FAR too much for any other contestant to match against, was inevitably going to be the undoing of Tigress. To keep the elimination of Tigress from being TOO obvious, I had to set up the conflict between Tigress and Spongebob, so she would learn that all of her answers weren't always going to be solved by attacking them. Ironically, this helped Tigress realize that her best chance of stopping Taotie this season, was if she did something she NEVER would've done PRIOR to her involvement with Spongebob. And Tigress ended up taking Taotie with her! Tigress sacrificed her own game, but she undoubtedly helped take out one of the major opponents in the game. Tigress will undoubtedly be missed. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 DAMN, BROOOOO! This is good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 So good that it's downright bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Hayden said: So good that it's downright bad Don't worry, I have a feeling that Skipper will be returning VERY soon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted August 20, 2016 Author Share Posted August 20, 2016 Get ready people, because everything BEFORE this episode will seem like CHILD'S play once you're through reading THIS mind shock of an episode! Prepare to be blown away! / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, the three teams were no more! The 20 remaining contestants were now disbanded, and forced to fend for themselves. Their test started in the jungles of the Congo, and they had to fight a MONSTER of a beast! The hideously decayed creature known as Anti-Timmy! UGH!!!! He looks like death warmed over twice! That would be death warmed over...warmed over! Captain Retro and Marlene took the initiative, and put the psychotic little fiend out of his misery. By doing so, they also won immunity. Tigress, on the other hand, decided that Taotie had loused up the game for long enough, and bravely sacrificed her own game, in order to get Taotie out of the picture. Now we are down to 18 contestants, and if you thought what we had before was exciting, than you haven't seen ANYTHING yet, because we have got a challenge up our sleeves, that will blow everything else we've done so far, COMPLETELY out of the water! Prepare for the most SHOCKING episode of this show YET; an episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / “Torture, a State of Shock!” / In the V.I.P. Lounge, Marlene is celebrating her good fortune. Marlene says: “I am STILL on the top of my game! And the best part is, both Taotie AND Tigress are gone! First place is as GOOD as mine!” Captain Retro says: “True, this is a VERY good turn of events for everyone. We got rid of Taotie, so my main objective is over. Now I don't need to worry about any bad guys to fight anymore.” Marlene asks: “What about Zarbon? You don't REALLY think that he's a good guy, do you?” Captain Retro says: “Not entirely, but I wouldn't worry about HIM winning, anyways.” Marlene asks: “How can you NOT worry about him?” Captain Retro says: “Well, for one thing, at this point, the biggest competition for anyone to face around here, is Bulma!” Marlene scoffs and says: “Bulma?! Don't be silly! She is SUCH a joke compared to me!” Captain Retro says: “Well tell me THIS then, if she's such a joke, how has she been able to survive elimination ceremonies right and left, getting RID of contestants FAR more athletically skilled than her, not to mention getting rid of such contestants as Keswick and Blonda? They were NOT exactly mental pushovers if you know what I mean!” Marlene says: “Still, there's no REASON to think that I won't win, right?” Captain Retro says: “Marlene, I am NOT going to tell you who's going to win this whole thing.” Marlene asks: “Why ever not?” Captain Retro says: “Because I honestly STILL don't know, and even IF I did, I wouldn't tell you!” Marlene asks: “Why couldn't you?” Captain Retro says: “Because it wouldn't be RIGHT to spoil the future for you!” Marlene gets disgusted and says: “You mean, even after ALL this time I've BEEN with you, that you are NOT going to tell me how I end up WINNING this whole thing?!” Captain Retro says: “I CAN'T tell you how to live your life!” Marlene asks: “Can't or won't?” Captain Retro says: “BOTH! Either/or, it is the same basic principle!” Marlene asks: “Than what's the PURPOSE of ME being in a RELATIONSHIP with you?!” Captain Retro gets disgusted and asks: “Is THAT all I've BEEN to you? Some kind of galactic CHEAT sheet?!” Marlene says: “I've worked HARD for this! I DESERVE this win WAY more than anybody else does!” Captain Retro says: “Watch yourself; that's how you got in trouble LAST season, by thinking too highly of yourself.” Marlene says: “Well, you know what I think?” Captain Retro says: “No. Why don't you tell me?” Marlene angrily says: “You and I are SO over!!!! You can TAKE your STUPID powers and SHOVE them up your BUTT! I'm OUT!!!! Watch ME win WITHOUT you and your STUPID help!!!!” Marlene storms out of the V.I.P. Lounge angrily, and Captain Retro just stands there, baffled. Captain Retro shouts: “Well, NEXT time, break someone's HEART all at ONCE instead of piece by piece, why don't you?!” (Confessional) Captain Retro sighs and says: “Ugh, such a LONG, ugly MESS. I can't BELIEVE I hooked myself with Marlene for so long, only to discover that she only LIKED me because SHE thought I was going to give her a free ride to the Final Three! Well, SPOILER ALERT; I don't GIVE free rides! I thought she loved me for me! The only thing I'm happy about having found out about this, is that I never made out with her. I'm saving that for marriage.” / Marlene screams angrily: “AH!!!! Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!! I can't BELIEVE I wasted ALL that time following around Captain Retro! I SQUANDERED all the time I could have HAD with Skipper for NOTHING! Now what do I have?! Why did this HAPPEN to me?! I shouldn't have to go through things like THIS! I am MARLENE A. Otter! I am a superstar, and I DON'T waste MY precious time for NOTHING! So if Captain Retro ISN'T just going to tell me how to win, I'll just do it ALL myself! I almost did it LAST time, and I can certainly do it THIS time, if absolutely necessary! I don't need ANYONE but myself in order to WIN anything!” (End Confessional) Marlene walks back into the First Class section with the rest of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance. Daggett asks: “So, what do we attribute the appearance of EMPERESS Marlene?! Not enough bubbly bubbles in the jacuzzi?” Marlene scoffs and says: “Well, if you must know, Captain Retro and I had a difference of opinion.” Stimpy asks: “What do you mean?” Po rolls his eyes and says: “Marlene broke UP with Captain Retro, DUH!” Stimpy recoils back and says: “NO!!!! You're throwing away nearly a season's worth of development?! Why and/or whatever for?!” Marlene angrily says: “None of your business!” Reggie thinks about it and says: “Well, why don't I venture a guess? Captain Retro wouldn't reveal to you who ends up WINNING this season to you, would he?” Marlene is SHOCKED and asks: “WHAT?! How did YOU know?!” Norbert says: “BECAUSE you just TOLD us, OBVIOUSLY!” Marlene pouts and says: “Oh, I HATE getting tricked like that!” Rocko says: “Marlene, that is all KINDS of wrong! You shouldn't LOVE somebody just because you're expecting to get something out of it. You should be in love because you genuinely LOVE somebody, without expecting that you'll get something significant from it in return.” Marlene asks: “Well, if I can't get to the end with Captain Retro, than who can I POSSIBLY trust to help me get to the end?!” The plane swerves violently, and JARS all the contestants out of their seats! Over the intercom, General Barracuda shouts: “Unidentified flying bogey, identify yourself at once, STAT!!!!” And riding a jet-pack, SKIPPER zooms by and shouts: “WHOO-HOO!!!! Guess who's BACK, Horatio?!!!” Sniz rolls his eyes and says: “I hate it when losers get clingy.” Skipper falls back, opens the plane door, and lets himself in! Skipper says: “I'm back, and it feels good!” Bulma asks: “What are YOU doing here?! We voted off YOUR butt!” Patrick says: “Actually, your butt was voted off, TWICE this season!” Sniz comes back and asks: “What are you doing here? You have no business being here!” Skipper says: “I don't even CARE about the money at this point, I just care about getting precious screen-time! Besides, I heard that ROCKO has a new TV movie in the works! And if HE can make a come-back, than SO can I!” Sniz grabs Skipper, and he heads to the plane door. Sniz says: “When I say that someone is OUT, they are OUT!!!!” Than Sniz's cell phone rings. Sniz says: “Hold on, I got to take this call.” Sniz answers the cell phone and says: “Hello, this is Sniz Brokowski. Oh, hi there, King Julien. WHAT?!!! You're willing to pay HOW much if I make Skipper a contestant again?! SERIOUSLY?!!! AWESOME!!!! Deal!!!!” Skipper says: “Thank you, King Julien!” Sniz says: “Attention ALL contestants! As of RIGHT now, Skipper is BACK to being a contestant AGAIN, hopefully for the LAST time this season!” Suzie scoffs and says: “WHAT?!!! You can't just DO that!” Sniz says: “Oh, I'm sorry, is this YOUR show? Oh no, it's not! It's MINE! Therefore, I can let on or off ANY contestant that I see fit to come back on this show!” Marlene and Wally both come back to Normal Class. Marlene asks: “What's all the commotion back...here?” And Marlene sees Skipper again and says: “Oh, HELLO Skipper!” Skipper is taken aback and says: “Is THAT the response I get from you? I thought you'd be HAPPY to see me!” Marlene says: “You've got a LOT of nerve thinking that after the stunts that YOU'VE pulled this season! You made out with BOTH King Julien AND Blonda!” Skipper says: “Because I was CRAZY and jealous, and I WANTED to be with you!” Wally says: “Well, you don't HAVE to be crazy and jealous anymore, Marlene just broke up with Captain Retro!” Marlene shouts: “WHAT?!!!” Wally blushes and says: “OOPS! I didn't know that you DIDN'T want Skipper to know that just yet!” Skipper says: “How did THIS happen? Was Captain Retro treating you badly?” Marlene says: “It's not LIKE that, okay? And I don't see why I should just come back to you after all that you've DONE!” Skipper says: “PLEASE! If you give me a chance to hear my side of it, I'd be GLAD to tell you why you should give me another chance!” Marlene sighs and says: “Fine, explain away.” And Skipper suddenly appears in a green tuxedo, and the lights are dimmed low, as a disco ball is suddenly hanging in the plane. Randolph asks: “What's going on here?” Fondue says: “I thought I'd help set the ambiance, to create the proper MOOD for this setting! Skipper take it away!” / Genre: Love Ballad. Song: “I'm Sorry.” Sung by: Skipper, Marlene, and Wally. / (Slow tempo) Skipper: “I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry like a flower after the first frost. And I'm sorry, like a mitten that's been dropped and feels so lost. (Tempo picks up) Oops, I really messed up. At least I 'fessed up!” Marlene: “You didn't 'fess up, you got caught on national TV!” Wally: “It's international, Marlene, Total Cartoon is seen all over the world!” Marlene: “Ugh!” Skipper: “But I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry like a surfer who's busted his board! And I'm sorry like the band when they played a wrong chord. Oops, I really screwed up. I felt some chick up!” Marlene: “International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!” Skipper: “But, I'm sorry, so sorry! Marlene, I really think you rule. You're so cute that you make me drool! And if you give me one more chance, I'll do my happy, happy dance!” Marlene: “You are pretty cute when you dance; aw, no, no!” Skipper: “Marlene, you're the one for me. And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily, oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond, sorry.” / Sniz says: “So what do you say, Marlene?” Marlene says: “First, explain to me ONE thing that has been nagging at me.” Skipper asks: “What's that?” Marlene shouts: “Why did you target Spongebob?!!!” Skipper says: “Because Taotie told me to, before we voted in that Elimination Ceremony!” Marlene is taken aback and asks: “He DID?!” Bulma says: “It's true. He was just BRAGGING about his full-proof plan to get Spongebob out of the game once and for all.” Marlene says: “So you were set up?” Skipper dejectedly says: “Yes, but I let myself be set up, because I couldn't BEAR the thought of having my plan not working! But in the end, I only have myself to blame for ever LISTENING to that jerk, Taotie in the first place! I should have NEVER followed his advice, I should have listened to my gut instinct; it has almost ALWAYS worked for me in the past, that's what I should have done if I wanted to earn your love.” Marlene says: “Skipper, I'm sorry to. I'm sorry that I followed Captain Retro along for so long, and neglected you in the process. I suppose I'm not the first girl who let herself be blinded by a guy who could see multiple futures.” Skipper asks: “So if he didn't treat you badly, why did you stop loving him?” Marlene says: “Simple, he wouldn't tell me MINE! I just wanted to know if I would WIN this game! I made a mistake and almost lost you, I won't make that mistake again.” Skipper says: “I guess we BOTH made mistakes this season, and we both nearly ended up alone because of it.” Marlene says: “From now on, let's no longer make mistakes with others. Let's make mistakes together.” Skipper romantically says: “I can go for a slice of that!” And they lovingly kiss each other. Marlene says: “Let's NEVER fight amongst ourselves again!” Skipper says: “It's a DEAL! Will you marry me?” Marlene says: “We've only been back together for like five minutes! Isn't this the same EXACT kind of mistake you MADE with King Julien?!” Skipper says: “Come on! You know you want it as much as I do! Let's go for it!” Marlene says: “All right! We'll get married AFTER this episode is over, I don't want to have to focus on planning the event AND this upcoming challenge at the same time!” Sniz says: “And before ANYONE; I'm looking at YOU, Hayden, does ANY unnecessary looking on the Internet; WANDA!!!!” Wanda magically appears and asks: “Yes?” Sniz says: “I wish that ANY possible plot holes that might be existing that would PREVENT a marriage between Skipper and Marlene from happening, were gone!” Wanda says: “That's the CHEAP way out!” Sniz sing-talks: “But it is an EFFECTIVE one!” Wanda sighs and says: “Ah, fine!” And Wanda waves her wand, and the magic takes effect. Skipper says: “We are going to have such a GREAT future together!” Marlene says: “I don't need Captain Retro to tell me that!” But as they are loving each other, they completely forget about Wally, who runs back to the First Class section! (Confessional) Wally gasps in shock and says: “Skipper is BACK in the game for his THIRD try?! I SO didn't see that coming! How is Captain Retro going to react when he finds out about this?” / Marlene says: “At this point, I could care LESS about how Captain Retro reacts to me; I GAVE him a chance to be useful to me, and he SMASHED it into a million pieces! Well, at least I got my Skipper back.” / Skipper says: “At long last, I feel that I can FINALLY be truly RELEVANT to this season! After my last two false starts, I can finally tackle this competition in earnest, whatever 'earnest' means. I know that I'm the LONG shot for winning this thing, but I've got about as much chance as any of the other challengers still remaining! I've at LEAST got a better shot than Daggett; I know that I can make it if I try!” (End Confessional) Wally knocks on the door for the V.I.P. Lounge, and Captain Retro says: “Who is it?” Wally says: “Your true friend, Wally, I need to talk to you!” Captain Retro says: “Come in.” Wally walks in, and finds Captain Retro drinking CRYSTAL PEPSI! Wally says: “WOW! WE'VE got CRYSTAL Pepsi?!” Captain Retro says: “They just started selling it again! I honestly thought that I would NEVER get a chance to taste it!” Wally says: “Captain Retro, don't freak, but Skipper's back in the game again.” Captain Retro says: “I figured as much; who ELSE could make General Barracuda swerve a PLANE like that EXCEPT for Skipper?!” Wally says: “Well, here's what you might not know. I hope you're not hurt by the news, but, Marlene and Skipper got back together. They're going to get married, Sniz made sure that it can happen without any problem.” Captain Retro sighs and says: “Wow. All this ALL because I wouldn't tell Marlene her future. I can honestly say that I NEVER foresaw this future coming, and I saw a lot of things.” Wally asks: “Aren't you sad?” Captain Retro sighs and admits: “A little, but I'm not going to do anything crazy, foolish, or stupid to stop her. I genuinely LOVED Marlene, but if she decides to be with Skipper, than I'm going to be okay with that. I won't get in her way, she's got her own life to live, the same way I've got my own life to live.” Wally asks: “What about the rest of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance?” Captain Retro says: “Since Marlene has decided that she won't play ball with her former team-mates, we'll have to carry on without her. Wally, you are now a full-fledged member of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance!” Jumping up with joy, Wally shouts: “Awesome! I got a promotion!” Captain Retro says: “We'll also need someone to replace Tigress. Thankfully, I think Reggie Rocket will fill the role just fine.” Wally says: “That's a good call, Captain Retro.” Captain Retro says: “We haven't got any time to waste. We must inform Reggie Rocket of her new role at once!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “I probably COULD'VE seen this coming; but the thing of it is, I honestly trusted Marlene. I took her at her word, so I never bothered to read her aura to tell if she wasn't being completely truthful. Maybe if I had...well, I don't try to dabble to much in 'what if's,' what I will do is to try to make the best out of what has happened. And I don't wish Marlene any ill will; I wish nothing but the best for her, and for Skipper.” / Wally says: “I have PROVEN my critics, namely my superiors, wrong! They said that I would never amount to anything in THIS game, they said that I would never make it far playing in a serious competition such as this! But I've prevailed whereas dozens of others have fallen to the wayside! And with my new position in the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance, I have a real chance of actually WINNING this thing! Maybe I can buy a better rocket ship, it would make my missions SO much better to be on!” (End Confessional) Captain Retro and Wally head back into First Class. Captain Retro says: “Good news, Reggie!” Reggie asks: “What?” Captain Retro says: “I was talking with Wally, about who would be a good replacement for either Tigress or Marlene in the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance.” Wally says: “I was one of them!” Captain Retro says: “And you're the other one!” Reggie excitedly stands up and says: “WOW! I get to be a REAL member of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance with Rocko?!” Captain Retro says: “Sure, if you want to be!” Reggie says: “That sounds totally awesome, I accept!” Rocko says: “Welcome to the Alliance, Reggie. I can think of nobody better to be in it.” Reggie asks: “So, what's going to be the first test of our Alliance?” Before Captain Retro can answer, General Barracuda activates the intercom, and speaks through the loud-speakers. General Barracuda says: “Attention fresh meat, your mission, and you DON'T have a choice, is to play an elaborate game of Capture the Flag, in the jungles of Vietnam! It's going to be pretty dangerous, with a lot of old, unexploded ammunition lying around. Not to mention hidden enemies that could be lurking in the shadows! So sit back and say your prayers. It's going to be one HELL of an experience! Ha, ha, ha. Horatio, out!” Daggett pouts and says: “A spooty jungle, AGAIN?! We just got THROUGH going through a spooty jungle!” Norbert asks: “What's the matter, my good man? Are you having a tough time cutting the custard?” Daggett asks: “What are you talking about? I would just like a little change in variety. Besides, have you noticed how WE'RE the odd guys OUT in this dynamic?” Norbert asks: “What do you mean?” Daggett says: “Come back with me to the Confessional, I'll explain it to you there!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “My game so far, has boiled down to being a good athlete, and being there for my team when they needed me. But now, I have a NEW important role to play, as an important member of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance! My friends will be counting on me to play hard and to keep them safe, and I intend to deliver! I am nothing if not dependable! I am ready to take my game, hopefully all the way to the Final Three!” / Norbert and Daggett are together. Norbert asks: “Just what exactly have you noticed, Daggett?” Daggett says: “As of right now, Marlene has Skipper, and everyone else EXCEPT for us are a member of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance!” Norbert gasps in shock as he says: “Oxnard Montalvo! You're right! And it WORRIES me when you're RIGHT about something, because that you usually only comes about when we're in trouble!” Daggett says: “It has become very clear to me that unless we watch each others' backs, we're not going to last too much longer as contestants this season. As much as it pains me to admit it, I need you to be my partner if I want to get anywhere this season.” Norbert says: “And strangely enough, I need you to. BIG BEAVER HUG!!!!” And Norbert hugs Daggett VERY strongly! Daggett sighs and says: “I'm NEVER going to get USED to this!” Norbert lets go and says: “It's settled than, for us, it's Beaver Brothers to the end or bust!” (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 I'm glad that evil Captain Retro finally got his karma Skipper's 3rd time is his charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 On 8/19/2016 at 7:58 PM, Hayden said: I'm glad that evil Captain Retro finally got his karma Skipper's 3rd time is his charm Sarcasm...is NOT your strength. Realize this, and vow not to TRY using sarcasm until you know how to TRULY use it, like I can. Now, it's time for the second and FINAL part of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Torture, a State of Shock!” / After the commercials finish airing, the action focuses on Normal Class, where the former members of Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are focusing on strategy. Dudley says: “You know what, guys and girl? I think it would be really beneficial to form an alliance of sorts.” Patrick asks: “Really; why?” Chameleon says: “Well, Captain Retro and his friends formed the Power Rangers Retro Alliance a long time ago, and they've pretty much kicked BUTT this entire season! We need our own alliance to counteract against them! What do you think?” Suzie says: “You know me. I'm all FOR winning, and hoping to get to the Final Three! If you think an Alliance will help me get to the Final Three, I'm all for it!” Dog says: “I want to be in an Alliance, to! It would be a chance for me to FINALLY contribute something of value this season!” Randolph says: “Awesome! We will get to be relevant!” Dudley says: “It's settled, than! From now on, the six of us are the TUFF Alliance!” And all six of them say: “To the TUFF Alliance!” (Confessional) Dudley says: “Chameleon and I have been partnered up for a good portion of this season, but if either of us want a real chance of winning this season, we knew that an alliance would be the best answer to our problems. And seeing as how there are six of us in this alliance, there is about a one in three chance that one of us could win this whole thing! And this is DEFINITELY the biggest and best odds Chameleon has EVER had for winning anything!” / Chameleon says: “This alliance will make for the best odds that I've ever had for winning anything. Being a reptile, I have a natural advantage in the jungle. I'm looking forward to using my natural instincts, and the skills I've learned this season to help my new alliance out.” / Dog says: “Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed this season so far, but so far, most of the action this season has happened AROUND us, not TO us! I'm hoping to change that starting with this challenge! I know that if we work together, Randolph and I can REALLY shine and dominate the competition!” / Suzie says: “I think it's about TIME that I became part of an alliance! At this point in the game, I'm willing to take any edge I can get to help me extend my game! I just wish that I didn't have to be partnered with Patrick, he is hands down the most unpredictable partner to have on the face of this game, in THOSE exact words!” / Patrick says: “I resent being called hands down, the most unpredictable partner to have on the face of this game, in THOSE exact words!” (End Confessional) Bulma, Zarbon, and Gonard, are contemplating their next move. Bulma says: “Guys, we are in DEEP trouble right now! We are DOWN to just the three of us! Can anybody guess why?” Gonard sarcastically says: “Is it because WE didn't listen to YOU and your INSANE plane to take 50% of the winning gross no matter WHICH one of us came in FIRST?!” Bulma GENUINELY says: “PRECISELY!!!!” Gonard face-palms himself and screams: “I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!” Bulma says: “I wasn't! I'm the ONLY one around here who KNOWS how to take the other guys and girls DOWN! So seeing as how we're the only THREE members FORMALLY of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool left, are you WILLING to listen to me now?” Zarbon says: “You know where I stand; of COURSE I'm with you!” Bulma asks: “Gonard?” Gonard rolls his eyes and says: “I STILL think you are patently insane! However, I have no other options available to me. I'll be a member of your STUPID alliance!” Bulma says: “You mean my GENIUS alliance, because I am a GENIUS! Therefore, from now on, we shall be known as the ANIME Alliance!” Gonard says: “Technically, I'm NOT from an ANIME!” Zarbon says: “You LOOK like you are, though. So you count!” Gonard says: “Cool! I'm sort of Japanese!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Well, I FINALLY made it happen! It took FAR longer than it SHOULD have, but I made it happen! Now Zarbon and Gonard are BOUND to MY game! And if THEY want to do good, they will make SURE that I do good! After all, those two will be NOTHING without me! They NEED me to get further in this game! It's ALL going according to MY genius plan!” / Zarbon says: “Don't get me wrong, I truly LOVE Bulma! However, she's CRAZY if she thinks I'm just going to HAND her the win! I still plan on WINNING this game all by myself! After all, who has a BETTER chance of actually WINNING this game; me or her? I think it's no contest; me!” / Gonard groans and says: “I can't believe it's come down to this, being forced to partner up with a former psychotic psychopath, and a motormouth woman who refuses to SHUT UP for even a nano-second! Still, I've come too far to just give up now! Even though I don't like it, this new Anime Alliance is the only chance I've got for continuing on in this game!” (End Confessional) General Barracuda makes an announcement over the intercom and says: “Attention recruits, we are making our final approach into Vietnam, please put your trays back in their upright position. Or don't, I don't really CARE about YOUR safety! Ha, ha, ha! Horatio out!” Marlene says: “So Skipper, what's our plan of attack for this one?” Skipper asks: “How about we target Captain Retro? I think he has it coming for wasting so much of your precious time. Marlene says: “It's not like he FORCED me to be with him! I mean, I never even ASKED him if he was going to tell me my future.” Skipper asks: “Well, who do YOU think we should target?” Marlene asks: “What about Randolph? He's been completely IRRELEVANT this season!” Skipper says: “Dog might get mad at you, and he IS the only contestant LEFT here who has outlasted you in a competition.” Marlene says: “True, but we don't have any better options on the table right now.” He thinks about it, and Skipper says: “You're right. We're target Randolph, but to make sure that nobody gets suspicious about our plan, we'll PRETEND that we're targeting Captain Retro.” Marlene asks: “Do I HAVE to? Everyone who was a member of Team Retro is going to HATE me if I target him!” Skipper asks: “Do you want to win, or do you want to be popular?” Marlene SERIOUSLY thinks about it and says: “Well...” Skipper says: “It's not exactly a trick QUESTION, Marlene!” Marlene sighs and says: “I guess I want to WIN this season.” Skipper smiles and says: “That's my girl! I knew you'd make the right choice!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Personally, I think my track record for making choices this season, has been COMPLETELY abysmal! If I pretend to target Captain Retro, I lose! If I DON'T target Captain Retro, I'm SURE to lose! I'm in a bad situation right now, and it NEVER should have come to this! WHY did the STUPID plane have to make ME and Captain Retro KISS together like that?!” / Skipper says: “I know it's not exactly sporting of me to have Marlene target her FORMER boyfriend, but I need a diversion. Besides, I have been completely SUSPICIOUS of the plane skidding on the Alaska ice and making Captain Retro and Marlene kiss. Something about it STINKS to high heaven, and I'm GOING to find out WHY!” (End Confessional) At long last, the plane lands in Vietnam, and all 19 contestants get off the plane, followed by Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda. Sniz says: “Welcome, to the wonderful jungles of Vietnam!” Daggett says: “If they are SO wonderful, how come more people don't LIVE in them?!” Fondue says: “That's NOT a topic with which we're at liberty to discuss!” Sniz says: “Tell it like it is! In either case, we've got a rigorous challenge for us! You guys will be temporarily divided into two teams of nine. Captain Retro, Wally, Stimpy, Po, Reggie, Rocko, Dog, Dudley and Chameleon will be on one team. Everybody else will be on the other team!” Dog says: “But that means that Randolph will be competing AGAINST me! And besides, the OTHER team has TEN contestants! How are WE supposed to compete?” An evil, mechanical voice says: “I can take care of THAT!!!!” And from out of the blue, a tall, FAMILIAR green robot menace swoops in and GRABS Randolph! Randolph screams: “HELP!!!!” Captain Retro shouts: “Prince Gasket from Power Rangers Zeo!!!!” Prince Gasket chuckles and says: “In the flesh or, should I say, in the STEEL?!” Po says: “I thought you were DESTROYED by Zordon's energy wave!” Prince Gasket says: “Afraid not. I KNEW my father and his FOOLISH followers were DOOMED to fail in their efforts, so I took my OWN loyal legion of Cogs and hid out in the Lost Galaxy until the danger passed. Since then, I've been rebuilding the Machine Empire, and I've chosen to strike HERE on Earth, to AVENGE my father and the Machine Empire! If you want to TRY to save Randolph AND stop my plan, I suggest you come to my hidden base in the jungle, if you DARE! MWA, HA, HA!!!!” And Prince Gasket zooms away with Randolph in his metallic clutches! Sniz worriedly says: “Not good! If Prince Gasket HARMS Randolph, than Randolph could potentially SUE us! Change of challenge plans! The team that SAVES Randolph will win immunity for their team!” Daggett says: “Suits me just fine, I didn't want to play a STUPID Capture the Flag Challenge anyways!” General Barracuda says: “I'd expect some tough resistance and some hidden traps in trying to get to Prince Gasket's hidden base. You'd best stay alert!” Sniz says: “And we all KNOW that since it's not going to be pretty, here's something that MIGHT lighten up the mood!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Patrick sarcastically says: “Oh goody, another song.” Sniz says: “And it's one APPROPRIATE for this occasion! Prince Gasket's hidden base is a place DESIGNED for torture, so you'll be singing the 1984 hit song, Torture!” Captain Retro says: “Believe me, NOTHING could be as much torture as having to END my relationship with Marlene!” General Barracuda says: “We'll SEE, Captain Retro! We'll see!” / Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-genre: Hard Rock. Song: “Torture.” Sung by: Captain Retro and others. / (Instrumental Opening) Suzie: “It was on the street so evil, so bad that even hell disowned it.” Dudley: “Every single step was trouble, for the fool who stumbled on it.” Chameleon: “Eyes within the dark were watching, I felt that sudden chill of danger.” Rocko: “Something told me to keep on walking; told me I should not have gone there.” Captain Retro: “Baby, because you cut me like a knife, without your love in my life.” Dog: “I'm out, I'm walking the night cause I just can't stop this feeling. It's torture, it's torture, it's torture.” Captain Retro: “She was up a stair to nowhere. A room forever, I'll remember. She said as though I should have known her.” Skipper: “Tell me, what's your pain or pleasure?” Marlene: “Every little thing you find here, is simply for the thrill you're after.” Stimpy: “Loneliness or hearts on fire.” Wally: “I am here to serve all masters.” Zarbon, to Bulma: “She said, Reality is a knife, when there's no love in your life.” Bulma: “Unmerciful is the night when you just can't stop this feeling. It's torture, it's torture, it's torture.” Gonard: “And I still can't find the meaning, of the face I keep on seeing.” Patrick: “Was she real or am I dreaming?” Captain Retro: “Did the sound of your name turn a wheel, strike a flame in me? Whoo-hoo!” (Instrumental solo) Captain Retro: “Baby, because you cut me like a knife, without your love in my life.” Reggie: “I'm out, I'm walking the night and I just can't stop this feeling. It's torture, it's torture, it's torture.” Rocko to Reggie: “She said, Reality is a knife when there's no love in your life. Unmerciful is the night when you just can't stop this feeling. It's torture, it's torture, it's torture.” (Instrumental finish). / And the epic song ends as the contestants reach Prince Gasket's hidden base. Po says: “UGH!!!! This whole place reeks of Apocalypse Now!” Wally says: “I know what you mean, I'm almost half-expecting the ghost of Marlon Brando to pop out somewhere! Rocko says: “Well, we can't worry about that, now. Right now, we have to worry about making a stealthy entrance into that place, and rescuing Randolph.” Zarbon says: “Well, I can take care of that! Just watch me!” Captain Retro worriedly says: “No wait! Prince Gasket probably has...!” Zarbon shouts: “ARROW of LIGHT!!!!” And Zarbon shoots a BIG beam of yellow energy at the base! While it BLOWS a huge hole in the base, it also EXPOSES a lot of Cogs in there, and they start pouring out to surround the contestants! Captain Retro sighs and says: “Reinforcements!” Bulma screams: “GONARD!!!! Protect ME!!!! “I'm VERY delicate, and I'm your MEAL ticket!!!!” Gonard groans and says: “Don't SCREAM like that, and you just MIGHT get a better result!” Po says: “Finally, some action!” Marlene says: “I definitely did NOT need this!” Skipper says: “Come on, we can take these creeps!” And suddenly, the Cogs start SHOOTING electrical charges at the contestants! Norbert shouts: “WHAT?! Can they DO that?!” Captain Retro says: “Prince Gasket must have made some modifications, so they wouldn't be as easy to defeat as they USED to be!” Than Captain Retro GASPS as he sees something ABOUT to happen in one of his visions of the future! Captain Retro makes a mighty leap in FRONT of Marlene and Skipper and shouts: “STOP!!!!” And a Cog ZAPS Captain Retro! But instead of falling down unconscious, Captain Retro seems to have ABSORBED the electricity, and is shooting off electricity at the Cogs! Captain Retro says: “WOAH! I knew that I was ELECTRIC, but this is unexpected!” Stimpy asks: “How is this possible?” Captain Retro says: “I have a Defibrillator! It must be diverting the electrical charge AROUND my body and shooting off the excess electricity BACK at the Cogs!” Patrick says: “That makes PERFECT sense!” Suzie says: “No, it doesn't!” Gonard says: “Why don't YOU come back when YOU have a Defibrillator and tell us yourself?!” Suzie seriously says: “I'll pass, Gonard.” Captain Retro says: “It's time to SHOCK these guys, for GOOD!” And suddenly, a rocking theme song erupts around them, as the contestants start taking out the Cogs! / Genre: Power Pop. Sub-genre: Dance Rock. Song: “State of Shock.” Sung by: Cast, except for Randolph. / Rocko: “Yeah, come on, baby. You gotta be mine, cause you're so fine. I like your style, it makes me wild! You take it to me good!” Norbert: “You like it?” Daggett: “No!” Norbert: “You should!” Reggie: “You get me on my knees!” Wally: “Come on, baby!” Stimpy: “Well, please, baby, please.” Captain Retro: “Listen, she looks so great, every time I see her face, she puts me in a state. A state of shock!” Po: “We're doing it!” Zarbon: “Oh, ha, come on, baby. Oh, come on, baby.” Gonard: “Come on, let me in. She put me on my knees!” Bulma: “Please, baby, please! I know you like to tease, but please, baby, please. You take it to me good! You like it?” Gonard: “No!” Zarbon: “You should! (To Bulma) I love the way you walk and talk, baby, talk! Listen, she looks so great, every time I see her face, she puts me in a state. A state of shock!” Patrick to Suzie: “She put me, ooh, in a state of shock. Now come over here.” Suzie: “No, come over here. Ooh, talk, talk to me.” Chameleon: “State of shock!” Dudley: “You know I really love you, baby! Want you, I really want you!” Captain Retro: “You got me paralyzed!” Skipper: “You got me paralyzed!” Marlene sarcastically: “You got me catatonic. You got me catatonic baby.” Captain Retro: “You got me supersonic! You got me supersonic, baby!” Gonard: “You know I'm deep fried. You know I'm deep fried.” Bulma: “Yeah, look what you've done to me.” Gonard: “Look what you've done to me!” Captain Retro: “Look what you've done to me! Yeah, how you move! A state of shock!” Daggett: “You know I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.” Captain Retro: “Come on, baby! You know I've really loved you, baby!” (Captain Retro, starts singing “Now” over and over until the end of the song). Zarbon: “State of shock! You know I really want you! Yeah, baby, yeah, baby. Just look at me, look at me. State of shock! You drive me!” Bulma: “You got me, you got me, you got me in a state of shock!” Zarbon: “Look at that, look at me. Look at me, look at me. Look at me. Ooh, look at me.” / And the epic song ends as all the Cogs are destroyed, and the electrical field around Captain Retro dissipates. Captain Retro asks: “Well?” Marlene awkwardly says: “Thank you...for, taking that blast of electrical energy.” Skipper asks: “Why did you do that? Are you TRYING to get Marlene to change her mind?” Captain Retro says: “Believe it or not, this isn't about Marlene, or about the love I thought we had together.” Marlene asks: “What was it about, then?” Captain Retro says: “I saved you because it was the RIGHT thing to do. And Skipper, I've thought about that plane incident as well.” Skipper says: “You have?” Captain Retro says: “Sure. Falling in love with Marlene was the LAST thing I wanted! I never WANTED to have any interest in her!” Skipper says: “Well I think SOMEONE here DID, and wanted to DRIVE Marlene and I apart!” Captain Retro says: “The more I think about it, the more I think you have a point. There's STILL someone in this game who has a hidden agenda, and has been TRYING to engineer things to go THEIR way!” Wally asks: “But WHO would be devious enough to go through THAT kind of trouble?!” And Bulma gets apprehensive! (Confessional) Bulma says: “My carefully crafted plan CAN'T come apart NOW! Not now, not when I've worked SO hard on it! I HOPED it wouldn't have to COME to this, but it looks like Zarbon will HAVE to PROVE his love to me!” (End Confessional) Bulma whispers to Zarbon: “DO what YOU do best!” Zarbon asks: “What do you mean?” Bulma whispers: “BE the VILLAIN that everyone KNOWS you are, and MY love will be FOREVER yours! You know you want it. Just say YES!” Zarbon BARELY blinks and says: “I love you.” Bulma smiles and says: “I know.” Zarbon shouts out loud: “I guess the jig is up, I RIGGED the plane so it would make that bumpy landing in Alaska! I KNEW that Captain Retro was FOND of Marlene, but would NEVER act on it on his own! So I had to ENSURE that Captain Retro and Marlene would FALL for each other, one way or the other! I did it! DUH!!!! It was ALWAYS me!” Marlene gets steaming mad and screams: “It was YOU!!!! It was ALWAYS you! I can't BELIEVE I thought there was a chance of REDEMPTION for YOU! How DARE you toy with MY emotions and Captain Retro's! I can't BELIEVE you would PUT us through that!” Zarbon brushes his hair back and says: “Of COURSE I would! I AM the villain of this thing! I always HAVE been, no matter WHAT I've said in the past!” Skipper says: “You made a BIG mistake in TELLING us this, because now, how are YOU going to prevent US from STOPPING you?!” Zarbon chuckles and says: “I've made it THIS far based on my GODLY beauty and brains. What's to stop me from going all the way?” But Captain Retro looks unconvinced. (Confessional) Bulma chuckles deviously and says: “I just KNEW Zarbon would AGREE with me, he's the PERFECT partner!” / Zarbon says: “I rode the redemption line as long as I needed to. But now that Taotie is gone, it's time for ME to take back what is rightfully mine. My sense of power AND my sense of pride is on the line, and NOBODY is taking that away from me! Victory WILL be mine, one way or another!” / Marlene angrily says: “I've NEVER trusted that Zarbon! Not from the first time I saw him, and NOT at any time during this competition! It makes PERFECT sense! Captain Retro CAN'T read Zarbon's aura, Zarbon keeps it locked away! So Captain Retro COULDN'T have known about Zarbon's plan; otherwise, Captain Retro would've STOPPED it before it happened! The one good thing about knowing this NOW, is that Skipper and I STILL have a chance to STOP Zarbon's SICK plans!” / Skipper slowly claps his flippers together and says: “Pretty crafty plan, Zarbon. If you WEREN'T my enemy, I just might admire it. However, YOU crossed the line when you decided to mess with me and Marlene, and I am going to make you pay DEARLY for it!” / Captain Retro scratches his chin and says: “Something about Zarbon's claim does NOT add up! I KNOW Zarbon was STILL full-on evil back in Alaska. But back when he talked to me in the jungles of Brazil, I truly BELIEVED Zarbon was being genuine with me. I simply don't THINK it was Zarbon who caused me and Marlene to fall in love. I think someone else did it. The question is, who?” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “Captain Retro, win this challenge!” Marlene says: “But then our team will lose!” Skipper points at Zarbon and says: “Exactly!” Marlene GETS Skipper's idea and says: “Oh! Captain Retro, win this thing!” Captain Retro says: “Gladly!” And Captain Retro uses his super speed to run into the base! (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “The way I see it, it's a win-win situation for me. I get to be the good guy, put Bulma's alliance on notice that they CAN'T get away with emotionally manipulating others, and I get to be friends with Skipper and Marlene. Things haven't gone the way I have wanted them to go, but I just KNOW that if I try, than things will go the way I need them to go!” / Bulma says: “I know it isn't ethical of ME to have ZARBON take all the heat for all this hate, but he can take it, he's ZARBON! Besides, he wouldn't PUT himself through this if he didn't TRULY love me, would he? This is what HE wants, and what he wants, is me! I'm just making the best out of a bad situation; which of course, I am very, VERY good at doing!” (End Confessional) In the center of the base, Prince Gasket has Randolph tied down to a table, with a WIDE assortment of torture devices scattered around the room. Randolph asks: “What are you going to DO to me, you SICKO?!” Prince Gasket chuckles deviously and says: “A better question would be, what am I NOT going to do to you?! You deserve this, you SICK little monkey! Do you know that Mesogog had the right idea, to go after freaks like YOU?! Now I'm going to FINISH what he started! And I'm going to start, by getting RID of...!” (SMASH!!!!) Captain Retro busts in and says: “If you DON'T leave him alone, you will regret it!” Prince Gasket says: “HA! Do you truly believe that if I'm gone, that the pain and suffering Randolph and HIS kind have gone through will STOP?! You can't stop what I'm DOING, nothing will stop it! There will ALWAYS be someone waiting in the wings to FINISH what I'm doing!” Captain Retro says: “Even if THAT WERE true, I can ensure that YOU won't be around to harm ANYONE else LIKE Randolph!” Prince Gasket says: “You THINK you can destroy ME when the REAL Power Rangers could not?! Hit me with your best shot!” Captain Retro says: “I WILL!!!! Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro fires a BIG energy wave at Prince Gasket, creating a gigantic HOLE in the middle of Prince Gasket's body. Prince Gasket gasps and says: “The horror, the HORROR; THE horror!!!!” And Prince Gasket explodes, and the base starts to fall apart as Captain Retro frees Randolph! Randolph asks: “What's happening?!” Captain Retro says: “It must be a fail-safe mechanism! Prince Gasket must have rigged this place to blow up just in case he got destroyed! He's trying to take us down WITH him!” Randolph shouts: “Get us out of here, NOW!!!!” And with an amazing display of speed and agility, Captain Retro RUNS with Randolph out of danger and out of the base! Captain Retro shouts: “Everybody get DOWN!!!!” And everybody crouches down, as Prince Gasket's hidden base suddenly blows up! Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda come in. Sniz says: “And it's over, it's all over! Captain Retro has rescued Randolph! He has won immunity for his team!” Skipper says: “You hear THAT, Zarbon? Your number is up!” Sniz says: “As for everyone else, I'm afraid your luck wasn't good enough to help you. So you'll have to pick someone to eliminate.” Randolph says: “Actually, they won't.” Sniz asks: “What do you mean?” Randolph says: “I didn't sign ON for this show just so I could get kidnapped and nearly get dissected by some metallic FREAK! I quit!” Dog gasps and says: “You can't quit! Where will I go? What will I do? Who will look out for me when things get tough or there's trouble?” Randolph says: “You'll be in good hands with Dudley and Captain Retro; I know they'll look out for you. You three dogs ought to stick together from now on, I think you'd really benefit from it.” Dog asks: “Are you sure I can't change your mind?” Randolph says: “I'm sorry, but this is MORE of an experience than I wanted; I must return to Nearburg.” Dog says: “I'm going to miss you, Randolph.” Randolph says: “I'll miss you, to. But I KNOW that you'll make me proud.” Dog says: “I'll do my best.” Sniz says: “Well, it's not like we're leaving right away.” Patrick asks: “What do you mean?” Sniz says: “We have the long awaited wedding of Skipper and Marlene to attend, and EVERYONE is invited!” Captain Retro awkwardly says: “Oh...that's, great.” Sniz says: “And just like that, we are down to 18 contestants! Our adventures continue on our global journey, and our next adventure PROMISES to be more exciting than THIS one! It's anyone's guess as to who will come out on top! We'll get closer to finding out who will win it all on another exciting episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: Captain Retro internally sings a song in his head, at the glamorous wedding of Marlene and Skipper, narrating his own private thoughts on the whole ordeal. / Genre: The Rolling Stones. Song: “You Can't Always Get What You Want.” Sung by: Captain Retro and Wally. / Wally: “I saw her today at the reception, a glass of grape juice in her hand. I knew she would meet her connection. At her feet was a footloose man. No, you can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you find, you get what you need!” (Instrumental Opening) Captain Retro: “I saw her today at the reception, a glass of grape juice in her hand. I knew she was gonna meet her connection. At her feet was a footloose man. You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, well you might find, you get what you need! And I went down to the demonstration, to get my fair share of abuse singing, we're gonna vent our frustration, if we don't, we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse. You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, well you just might find, you get what you need! I went down to the Chelsea drugstore, to get my prescription filled. I was standing in line with Mr. Randolph, and man, did he look pretty ill. We decided that we would have a soda, my favorite flavor, Shirley Temple. I sung my song to Mr. Randolph. Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was, red. I said to him you can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need! You get what you need; yeah, oh baby. I saw her today at the reception, in her glass was a leading man. She was practiced at the art of deception. Well, I could tell by her grape-stained hands. You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find; you just might find, you get what you need! You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find; you just might find, you get what you need!” (Choir harmonizes as an instrumental solo finishes the epic song.) / Episode Notes: Captain Retro and Marlene break up in this episode, mostly because Captain Retro wouldn't (and probably couldn't) tell Marlene her future. Skipper returns for the third and FINAL time this season, and Marlene gets back together with Skipper after Skipper apologizes to Marlene for all his past mistakes. The TUFF Alliance and the Anime Alliance are formed as a response against the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance. Zarbon CLAIMS all responsibility for RIGGING the plane to have a bumpy landing in Alaska, which CAUSED Captain Retro and Marlene to fall in love in the first place, although Captain Retro has his doubts. Prince Gasket of “Power Rangers Zeo” has a guest appearance in this episode, before getting destroyed by Captain Retro. Captain Retro wins solo immunity for the second time in a row in this episode. Randolph quits the game in this episode. Marlene and Skipper get married in the epilogue for this episode. Featured songs in this episode: “I'm Sorry, You Can't Always Get What You Want, Torture, and “State of Shock,” the latter two songs featured as part of the episode title. Personal Notes: This season has been a long and winding road in more ways than one. I knew that going into this season, that Marlene was NEVER going to last LONG as a contestant this season, unless she was involved with a BIG story line this season. I knew it wasn't going to be popular, but I NEEDED to set Marlene up with a story arc that would carry her at LEAST until Taotie was out of the game! Captain Retro, out of necessity, was created basically as an extension of my ego, for better and for worse. Because of this, it created a LOT of backlash; some of it warranted, some of it not. I needed to see for myself if a canon and fanon relationship would work, and if it didn't, what would be the reason for that? Originally, I was apprehensive about hurting my own ego, until I realized that I could actually make this work to HELP out Captain Retro as a character! By having Marlene break up with Captain Retro, it would ultimately PROVE that Captain Retro was NOT a Gary Stu character; things don't ALWAYS go Captain Retro's way, and Captain Retro doesn't ALWAYS get the girl! That's kind of why I decided to close out this episode with the classic song by The Rolling Stones. Truly, you CAN'T always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find, that you get what you need. Skipper and Marlene FINALLY have what they need. As for Randolph deciding to quit? Randolph was like the LAST non-essential character remaining in the game by this point. Having never been able to come up with a story that would help promote Randolph as a character, I decided that Randolph would think that being put though a horrendous ordeal by Prince Gasket would be too much for him, and he would in turn, quit the game. So how will I top THIS episode? The next episode will deliver SO MUCH GOODNESS!!!! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said: Sarcasm...is NOT your strength. Realize this, and vow not to TRY using sarcasm until you know how to TRULY use it, like I can. Show me an examp- oh wait. 17 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said: So how will I top THIS episode? The next episode will deliver SO MUCH GOODNESS!!!! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! I have to say you have a great point there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted August 30, 2016 Author Share Posted August 30, 2016 Dedicated to the first 25 years of Nicktoons, may the legacy live on forever. / Before the episode even opens up properly, a FAMILIAR blonde haired woman, is seen feverishly working on a project! Blonda laughs maniacally and says: “MWA!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Yes! My top secret project is FINALLY complete! Soon, I will have REVENGE against all the ingrates who kicked ME off and I WILL get all the prize money! My future WILL be secured! And now, to turn on, the GREATEST and most POWERFUL villain to EVER exist in the history of EVER!!!!” And with a blast of magic energy, Blonda FUELS her secret project, and revitalizes, the most FEARED “Power Ranger” villain of ALL time, Emperor Mavro! Emperor Mavro yells: “I LIVE AGAIN!!!!” Blonda says: “That's right! I put your body back together and filled you with life, because you are going to HELP me out! I need you to CAPTURE the Total Cartoon Global Cruise contestants so I can RANSOM them for the $44.44 million grand prize!” Emperor Mavro evilly says: “I work for NOBODY!!!!” And Blonda pushes a button, which activates an electric SHOCK collar around Emperor Mavro's neck! Blonda coyly says: “Did I neglect to mention the behavior modification device to ENSURE that you will cooperate with me? And THAT wasn't even at full power! Now, you WILL do what I say, or I can take AWAY your life as easily as I gave it back!” Emperor Mavro groans, VERY irritated and says: “Fine! I'll capture the STUPID Total Cartoon Global Cruise contestants for you!” Blonda chuckles deviously and says: “Excellent! Most excellent INDEED!!!!” / The episode opens up properly, with Sniz in the cock-pit. Sniz says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, one of the most SHOCKING developments to occur on this season happened! Marlene and Captain Retro BROKE UP, all because Captain Retro wouldn't tell Marlene about her future. And no sooner did they break up, than did someone come back INTO the game! Thanks to King Julien, Skipper got a third chance to try his luck for the $44.44 million grand prize, and Marlene and Skipper got back together. The contestants traveled into Vietnam. They were set to compete in a jungle game of Capture the Flag, but a villain from Power Rangers Zeo, Prince Gasket, kidnapped Randolph and turned the challenge into a rescue challenge! Captain Retro blew up Prince Gasket, rescued Randolph, and won solo immunity for the second challenge in a row. Randolph however, decided he had enough of the competition, and decided to call it quits as a contestant. Oh, and Marlene and Skipper got married. So, how are we going to top ourselves this time? The answer waits on today's exciting episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” / Instead of the usual show open, a very BIG hit song by Def Leppard is played BY Def Leppard during the opening sequence! Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Def Leppard. Song: “Armageddon It!” Sung by: Def Leppard! / “You better come inside when you're ready to, but no chance if ya don't want to dance. You're like four-letter words when you're ready to, but then you won't cause you know that you can. You got it, but are you getting it? You say that love is won when you get some, but then your finger won't trigger the gun. You know you can't stop it, so don't rock it, you know you got it. Hey, but are you getting it? Really getting it, come get it from me. Gimme all of your loving, every little bit. Gimme all that you got. Every bit of it, every bit of your loving. Oh, come on live a bit, never want it to stop. Yeah, but are you getting it? Armageddon it! Ooh, really getting it? Yes, armageddon it! Yeah, doo-doo wop! You try coming on when you need some, but then you don't, cause you already did. Yeah, you jangle your jewels while your shaking ya, and drive the pretty boys outta their heads! You got it, but are you getting it? You flash you bedroom eyes like a jumping jack, then play it pretty with a pat on the back. You know you can't stop it, so don't rock it! You know you got it! Hey, but are you getting it? Ooh, really getting it, oh, come get it from me! Gimme all of your loving, every little bit. Gimme all that you got. Every bit of it, every bit of your loving. Oh, come on live a bit, never want it to stop. Yeah, but are you getting it? Armageddon it! Ooh, really getting it? Yes, armageddon it! Come on boys, get it! Take it, take it, take it from me! I got an itchy finger following me! Pull it, pull it, come on trigger the gun! Cause the best is yet to come, I say! Cause the best is yet to come! Are you getting it? Really getting it? Are you getting it, really getting it? Oh, come get it from me. Gimme all of your loving, every little bit. Gimme all that you got. Every bit of it, every bit of your loving. Oh, come on live a bit, never want it to stop. Gimme all of your loving. Oh, are you getting it? Gimme all that you got. Oh, are you getting it? Every bit of your loving. Oh, little bit, gimme all that you got. Little bit! You got to live it, gimme all of your loving. Oh, baby, mean it. Gimme all that you got. Come on and give it! Gimme all of your loving. Oh, come on and give it, never want it to stop! Oh, are you getting it? Gimme all of your loving. Ooh, are you getting it? Never want it to stop. Oh, are you getting it? Every bit of your loving.” / And the epic song ends. / “Legendary Cross-over Battle!” The episode opens up in the V.I.P. Lounge, where Captain Retro is resting with his fellow canine contestants, Dog and Dudley, the latter also has Chameleon with him. Dog says: “Thanks for inviting us back here with you after Randolph quit.” Dudley says: “And thanks for letting Chameleon come with me!” Chameleon says: “I've never been invited to a V.I.P. Lounge before. I feel very honored!” Captain Retro says: “The honor is all mine. I needed some good canine talk, especially now that Marlene is back together with Skipper.” Chameleon asks: “You mean the fact that they're now married?!” And Captain Retro tenses up! Dudley says: “Sensitive subject!” Chameleon blushes and says: “Sorry!” Captain Retro relaxes and says: “It still emotionally hurts, a little bit. But time heals all wounds, or so I've heard. In any case, I need to discuss something important.” Dog asks: “What's that?” Captain Retro says: “This disturbing, recurring vision I keep having. I keep seeing Emperor Mavro of Power Rangers Super Mega Force, attacking Valencia, California.” Chameleon says: “What's so significant about Valencia, California?” Captain Retro says: “It's where the Power Rangers series FIRST originated! Everything great that revolves around the Power Rangers, was made possible because of where the filming of the Power Rangers takes place, in regards to the American footage of it. Some people even consider Valencia, California to be a hallowed ground of sorts, and do not want to see it damaged.” Dog asks: “But Emperor Mavro died in the series finale of Power Rangers Super Mega Force!” Captain Retro says: “Trakeena, Mesogog, and Dai Shi all died at the end of THEIR seasons to, but they still came back!” Chameleon says: “As a former villain myself, I can't just understand WHY villains can't just STAY dead!” Captain Retro says: “As such, I need some good fellow canines and a canine at heart, to do some sniffing around. Smell out anything suspicious, and report back to me. At this stage in the game, there's very little opportunities to do things over. I want to make sure that if anything bad is about to go down, that we find out about it BEFORE it happens! I don't want to be blindsided this season again!” Dudley says: “I don't think ANYBODY wants to be blindsided at this point in the season! Just call us the THREE—I mean, the FOUR MUTT-sketers!” Dog says: “Mutt-sketers?” Dudley says: “Combination of the word mutt and musketeers.” Dog says: “Clever!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Randolph's departure got me thinking, it could be very useful for the canines in this competition to stick together. After all, everyone knows that when it comes to loyalty and honesty, it's hard to find ANYTHING better than a thoroughbred dog, no matter what kind of breed it is! The kind of bond that dog's naturally have with each other, can carry us far. I'm banking on at LEAST one of the four of us, to get to the Final Five!” / Dog says: “Now that Randolph is gone, I need some back-up support. So it only makes sense for me to get together with some fellow canines. I once tried to become one of the Greasers, but they didn't treat Cat with the respect he deserved. I know that my new friends won't treat Cat like that; they've proven that they are good dogs and will help me out in the upcoming challenges!” / Dudley and Chameleon are together. Dudley says: “Well Chameleon, I think we can safely say that you're a part of a pack, now!” Chameleon says: “Cool! I've always wanted to be part of a pack!” Dudley says: “The best part of being part of a pack, is that we watch out for each other. We stand together, and we can face any threat!” Chameleon says: “It just feels so nice to have friends who honestly care for me!” Dudley says: “That's one of the benefits of being a good guy, you can often count on your friends to be there for you.” (End Confessional) In the First Class section, the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance are wondering what move to pursue next. Stimpy says: “I think we're just about to the point in this season where almost NOBODY is going to be an easy boot.” Wally says: “I quite agree. So far, most of our fellow, former competitors who have left us genuinely didn't have the skills, or weren't liked well enough to warrant making far. But now, all that's left our the contestants who are genuinely friendly with each other.” Po says: “Not quite. Don't forget, Bulma and Zarbon have shaped up to be quite the dangerous duo this season, and I still can't tell which one of them we should be more worried about.” Rocko says: “I know what you mean, there's either Bulma with her brains, or Zarbon with his brawn.” Reggie says: “But we're lucky that we have Captain Retro on our side.” Norbert says: “You're forgetting one key of the puzzle; Captain Retro himself told us that he will not be able to WIN this season. Part of his condition for entering this season. If he wins solo immunity challenges, he can't be targeted. But most of us know from prior experience how hard it is to win solo immunity challenges, let alone consecutive immunity challenges in a row. Captain Retro won't be able to keep up a winning streak forever, and Bulma knows this, to. The moment Captain Retro slips up, she'll use the opportunity to get him out!” Daggett says: “How do you figure that? She's lost control of Anti-Timmy. That was her Trump Card!” Norbert says: “From what I've seen from Bulma so far this season, would indicate to me that she's not out of options yet. I just KNOW she has a back-up plan to keep her in the game, and it probably involves Zarbon somehow.” Stimpy says: “Do you think Bulma IS using Zarbon?” Reggie says: “I think the possibility is VERY likely! Remember, Blonda DID say that Bulma is a schemer and she was just USING Zarbon! What are the chances that Bulma ISN'T?!” Rocko says: “Do you think Zarbon suspects that Bulma is just using him?” Po says: “Highly unlikely. Even Captain Retro couldn't tell that MARLENE was just using him to tell her the future, and he has aura reading powers!” Daggett gasps and says: “Zarbon would RISK penalty votes to RIG a vote-off in Bulma's favor!” Norbert gasps and says: “Oxnard Montalvo, you're right again! That's why Bulma is so confidant, she knows that as long as she has Zarbon in her back pocket, she can target anyone she wants! How did we not see this sooner?!” Wally says: “Probably because Bulma didn't WANT us to see this sooner. Why else would she go to the trouble of using Anti-Timmy as her pawn? Set up Oonski, Kaput, and Taotie as red herring villains for us to eliminate? And to top it all off, convince ZARBON to take full responsibility for everything bad that has happened this season?!” Stimpy says: “It doesn't make any sense! Bulma ISN'T a villain!” Reggie says: “Maybe not in the traditional sense. It's possible that Bulma doesn't even THINK of herself as a villain. After all, what has Bulma ACTUALLY done? She technically hasn't DONE anything bad; everything bad that has happened, she convinced someone else to do it FOR her! I don't think she even HAS the guts to do anything bad on her own! If we got rid of Zarbon, her whole game plan could fall apart!” Rocko says: “Even THAT is not going to be as easy as it sounds. Don't forget, now that we don't have Tigress, Zarbon's only athletic equal is Captain Retro, and Captain Retro doesn't seem to be exactly EAGER to get Zarbon out of the competition.” Daggett says: “Doesn't Captain Retro REALIZE how dangerous Zarbon is?!” Norbert says: “The only way Captain Retro can assess a threat, is if he first can read their aura accurately. And after that incident over Nepal, Captain Retro doesn't want to risk trying to read Zarbon's aura again!” Po says: “So we're stuck between a rock and a hard place!” Wally says: “Not necessarily, we just need a way to draw Zarbon and Bulma out. We'll need bait, LIVE bait! Something that would entice Zarbon and Bulma to strike, but what?” They think about it, and everyone EXCEPT Norbert and Daggett turns to look at Norbert and Daggett! Daggett shouts: US?!!! Are you crazy?!” Stimpy says: “It's got to be you two, you're the only two contestants who currently AREN'T a part of an alliance! If any member of the Power Rangers Retro Force does it, Bulma will automatically become suspicious!” Norbert asks: “You're asking us to sacrifice our game?!” Rocko says: “You're NOT sacrificing it; you're making a stand!” Reggie says: “Bulma keeps talking about how she's the smartest contestant in this game. Even if THAT is true, that doesn't give her the right to make scheming plans that involves using other contestants to do her dirty work for her! She needs to find out that if she wants to win this game, she needs to do so on her OWN skills!” Wally says: “The ball is in your court. You get to make the call.” Daggett asks: “Norbert, what's it going to be? A life-time of uncertainty, or 55 minutes as heroes?” Norbert says: “Daggett, I think deep down, we both already know the answer to that one. The time to take a STAND is now!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz announces over the intercom and says: “Sorry, but I couldn't help but overhear the conversation that's occurring between the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance. Speaking of the Power Rangers, fans of the Power Rangers are going to be in for a REAL treat today! We're traveling to Valencia, California, birth place of the American footage for the Power Rangers franchise! We'll be traveling to all the old stomping grounds of the series, and there will be Power Rangers themed challenges!” Captain Retro and his new buddies barge back into the First Class section and asks: “Is it true?! Is the Valencia, California location true?!” Wally says: “It appears to be so. Why, is that bad?” Captain Retro says: “It just confirms my fears. This challenge will NOT be a walk in the park, even by MY standards!” Sniz says: “And you know that because of that beeping sound, it's time for a song to be sung. Only THIS time, only contestants who are currently IN the First Class section will be allowed to sing this song!” In Normal Class, the newly-wed Marlene says: “Nuts! I really LIKE singing these songs!” Skipper says: “Don't worry about it. I've got MUCH more romantic plans for the BOTH of us!” Marlene romantically says: “Oh, Skipper...!” In the First Class section, Norbert says: “I know what song we've got to sing. It's time to cut out the Justin Bieber and Nicki Manaj CRAP and listen to some good old fashioned Tom Petty!” Captain Retro sighs happily and says: “I LOVE being a Nicktoon!” / Genre: 1980's Rock. Sub-Genre: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Song: “I Won't Back Down.” Sung by: Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance, Dog, Dudley, and Chameleon. / Norbert: “Well, I won't back down, no, I won't back down.” Captain Retro about Marlene: “You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down.” Daggett: “No, I'll stand my ground, won't be turned around.” Wally: “And I'll keep this world from dragging me down, gonna stand my ground and I won't back down.” Rocko: “I won't back down!” Stimpy: “Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out!” Reggie: “I won't back down!” Po: “I will stand my ground and I won't back down!” Dudley: “Well I know what's right, I got just one life.” Chameleon: “In a world that keeps on pushing me around, but I'll stand my ground, and I won't back down!” Dog: “I won't back down!” Reggie: “Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out!” Wally: “I won't back down!” Rocko: “I will stand my ground, and I won't back down!” (Instrumental Solo) Dudley: “I won't back down!” Dog: “Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out!” Chameleon: “I won't back down!” Stimpy: “I won't back down!” Captain Retro: “Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out!” Daggett: “I won't back down!” Norbert: “I will stand my ground and I won't back down.” Captain Retro: “No, I won't back down!” / And the epic song ends. Sniz comes over the Intercom and says: “Congratulations on another hit song. Best to get some sleep. We will be arriving in Valencia, California tomorrow!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “The challenge that is about to unfold, will undoubtedly be bigger than ANY challenge that any of us have faced before up to this point! How and why Emperor Mavro came back, I am not sure how, nor does it really matter. All that matters is up stopping Emperor Mavro once and for all. Once that's out of the way, I can focus on the crucial matter of getting Bulma Briefs out of the game. I'm very CONFIDANT that eliminating her is the KEY to this whole game!” / Stimpy says: “Seeing as how I don't want to eliminate anybody else, it makes perfect sense to target Bulma and Zarbon, they're the only two contestants LEFT in this game not liked by a majority of the contestants remaining. Granted, if they're gone, they'll be nobody left for the remaining contestants that they will WANT to target; but my friends and I managed pretty well last season, and we will undoubtedly manage again. If there's one thing a Nicktoon is often good at, it's the ability to keep friendships, no matter WHAT the odds are!” / Rocko says: “Bulma undoubtedly has a healthy serving of karma coming her way. The only question that remains in my mind is, when and where will it strike? Karma always works in mysterious ways. But from what I've experienced, Karma always seems to strike a person just when they NEED it given to them the most! So what I'm wondering is, has Bulma met the criteria for getting her karma yet?” / Reggie says: “For far too long, Bulma has been able to misdirect us and mislead us with false information about who to eliminate, and who the villains in this game have been, but no more! I'll give her THIS much credit, seeing as how she was able to manage to fool us for THIS long, but she will fool us NO longer!” / Wally says: “I think it IS asking a lot for Norbert and Daggett to put themselves on the line, but we need to know just WHAT Bulma IS capable of, and how FAR she is willing to go to get what she wants. I mean, she's the OWNER of the Capsule Corporation! She's already super rich! Is she willing to put herself through THIS much trouble to get $44.44 million?! I think there must be something ELSE besides the prize money that she's thinking of. The question is, what could it be?” / Po says: “There is now no doubt in my mind that Taotie was nothing but a distraction! Bulma KNEW Taotie had a history against both ME and Tigress; and Bulma must have promised Taotie a LOT if Taotie was willing to antagonize us the way he did! Bulma must have been counting on Taotie to go to ANY lengths to get Tigress out of the game, even if it meant Taotie sacrificing his own game to do so! Bulma may have the brains CAPABLE of winning this competition, but she DOESN'T have the heart and soul!” / Norbert and Daggett are together. Norbert says: “So this is what our game boils down to.” Daggett says: “A possible kamikaze mission to bait Zarbon and Bulma? I thought I'd never see the day!” Norbert asks: “Are you scared, Daggett?” Daggett says: “Norbert, I am BAD at math, but even I have the knowledge to know that the fear I'm experiencing is off the charts!” Norbert says: “You really need to get some bigger charts!” Daggett says: “But Bunny wouldn't want ANYBODY like Bulma to get away with what she's doing, Bunny would WANT Bulma to be taken out!” Norbert hugs Daggett lovingly and says: “My spooty little brother is FINALLY growing up! I think I may break down and CRY!” Daggett groans and says: “Just don't do it here. It's awkward enough as it is.” (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4EverGreen Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 To celebrate the end of summer, here is the second and FINAL part of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Legendary Cross-over Battle!” / After the commercials finish airing, the action focuses on the remaining contestants in Normal Class, with Bulma and Zarbon having a private conversation. Zarbon looks around and asks: “Bulma, do you think Captain Retro has any suspicion about the reason WHY we are in an alliance/relationship together?!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “DUH! Of course he has! Why do you think I've used my genius to focus primarily on HIM for THIS long?! To keep him from figuring it out!” Zarbon asks: “So why has Captain Retro figured it out now?” Bulma says: “It's no longer necessary for us to keep our arrangement a secret any longer. Besides, even if Captain Retro DOES suspect the real reason I'm sticking together with you, he can't do anything about it. After all, I DO have you, Zarbon! You're the perfect ally to have! You're willing to risk a penalty vote to get further in the game. Captain Retro will not. All you have to do is threaten to beat up ANY contestant that TRIES to ruin our plans for WINNING, and Captain Retro will back off.” Zarbon says: “On paper, that DOES sound like a good plan. But what makes you think Captain Retro WON'T take action?” Bulma says: “Just listen to me; I've spent a BUTT-LOAD of time with good guys like Captain Retro; they're ALL alike! Captain Retro cares TOO much about the safety and security of his friends to put them in any REAL danger! And don't forget, Captain Retro won't risk reading your aura anymore, so he will have no way of knowing if your threats are real or hollow. WE have the upper hand here.” Zarbon says: “We're STILL out-numbered, three to 15!” Bulma says: “Not necessarily. All we have to do is turn the contestants NOT in Captain Retro's close circle of friends, AGAINST Captain Retro! For instance, I know of a certain Skipper and Marlene, who don't wish to have Captain Retro make it any further!” Zarbon says: “Skipper, maybe. But I don't think you KNOW Marlene at all! She'd never hurt anybody on purpose unless she had a good reason to.” Bulma says: “That's why I've got to make her think that I'm on HER side! I can charm her with my genius, and make her think that she's getting the deal of a lifetime! I'll make her think that my genius ideas and strategies for getting to the Final Three, will be all for the taking! Even Marlene won't be able to resist such an offer! And when Marlene least suspects it, we BETRAY her and crush her dreams! And maybe even CRUSH Skipper's dreams for a third time if we're lucky!” Zarbon chuckles deviously and says: “Bulma, that is QUITE fiendish! I love it! You come UP with the great plans, and I carry them out! That's why we make SUCH a perfect duo, in this game, AND in life!” Bulma smiles and lovingly says: “To us, FOREVER!” (Confessional) Bulma pretend gags and disgustedly says: “UGH!!!! Pretending to 'LOVE' Zarbon has been the most IRRITATING experience of my life, bar-none! I've put myself through a LOT of humiliating endeavors, but it's ALL going to pay off! Once I SCHEME my way to the top, everyone will FINALLY see that Bulma Briefs is the most intelligent being in the UNIVERSE, and NOBODY will EVER mock my genius AGAIN! And I will NEVER be made fun of again! My intellectual triumph will be my SWEET revenge against all those PUNKS who laughed and made FUN of MY name in school! And best of all, I'll FINALLY prove that I'm smarter than my DAD! Intellectual triumphs are the sweetest! It feels GOOD to be the QUEEN, of CUNNING, UNRIVALED, NEUROTIC, TECHNICIANS, or CUN—WHOOPS!!!! I almost gave away the acronym of my secret organization! I have REALLY got to learn when to turn my MOUTH off!” / Zarbon says: “Why am I helping Bulma out? Believe me, it's not out of the goodness of my heart. She needs me to get to the Final Three and she knows it. Without me, she has nothing! That's why I KNOW she will not betray me! Besides, I'm FAR too pretty to EVER eliminate!” (End Confessional) The TUFF Alliance has a meeting with Marlene and Skipper. Suzie says: “Well, I'm surprised that the glamorous MARLENE wants to ditch the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance and join up with our smaller and more humble alliance!” Marlene rolls her eyes and says: “Well, it's not like I had much of a choice. After I broke up with Captain Retro and got married to Skipper, I don't think Captain Retro's going to be in much of a mood to speak with me.” Patrick says: “Well, that IS to be expected, after the way YOU revealed that you were only USING Captain Retro to tell him YOUR future!” Marlene GLARES angrily at Patrick and says: “You are SO lucky I will not RISK a penalty vote just to SLUG you!” Skipper says: “Besides, I think we NEED to be together at this point. Where are Dog, Dudley, and Chameleon anyways?” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “Blame Randolph! Ever since HE quit and told Dog that he and all the canine contestants should stick together, that's all they've BEEN doing!” Marlene grunts angrily and says: “UGH!!!! I just cannot get a BREAK in the friends department or the alliance department! Why is PATRICK even IN this alliance?!” Patrick sputters and says: “I've BEEN in this thing since the beginning! Besides, I've outlasted FAR more contestants THIS season than in my first two seasons put together! I've GOT to be doing SOMETHING right!” Skipper gives a serious look to Marlene and he says: “You know, Patrick DOES have a point, Marlene. Besides, who knows WHAT random skills Patrick can employ against the opposition? He's our wild-card option, Marlene! And we DEFINITELY need an element like THAT on our side!” Patrick glances at Suzie, smiling, and he says: “SEE?! Someone thinks I'm a valuable asset!” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “Statistically speaking, SOMEBODY had to think so sooner or later!” Patrick's smile turns into a frown as his glance sours. Patrick asks: “Will you EVER stop talking about me in a sarcastic manner?” Suzie seriously says: “I'll stop it once it stops being funny, all right?” (Confessional) Suzie says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” / Patrick sighs and says: “It gets really irritating that I STILL can't be taken seriously in this competition, even after SO much time has passed, and I've already outlasted 40 other contestants. It would SERVE my competition right if I managed to surprise them all and make it ALL the way to the Final Three all by myself!” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “Regardless of the way we feel about each other, or the differences we might have had for the past, our options our limited at this point. If any of us wants to make it to the Final Three, we need each other in order to do it.” Suzie says: “Agreed! This time, at least ONE of us BESIDES Marlene will make it to the Final Three for the First Time!” Marlene says: “And maybe, I can make it to the Final Three again if I'm lucky!” The four of them all put their arms in together and shout: “To the TUFF Alliance!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Having the MOST collective experience among any of us, I shall UNDOUBTEDLY carry my alliance to victory! Bulma isn't the only one around here who can be crafty, I can make my OWN genius plans! Besides, I have my HUSBAND Skipper to help me now! As far as I'm concerned, victory is in the bag!” / Skipper says: “I'm proud of Marlene, for being so committed to having a game strategy. That's one of the big reasons I fell in love with her; she has the ability to create great plans, and to carry them through for as long as she's able to! With the two of us working together to achieve our dreams, I believe that the BOTH of us might be able to make the Final Three this time!” (End Confessional) Finally, the plane lands down on the outskirts of Valencia, California; and all the contestants disembark the plane. Sniz says: “Welcome, to the glorious town of Valencia, California!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Technically speaking, Valencia is a SUBURB of Santa Clarita, California, and has been ever since 1987!” Gonard groans and asks: “Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!” Bulma says: “I'll shut it off once I stop being right, all right?” (Confessional) Bulma says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Well then, since you seem REALLY eager to prove your intellectual superiority to everyone, perhaps YOU would like to be your own TEAM!!!!” Bulma asks: “What do you mean?” General Barracuda says: “It's my little idea! Since the Power Rangers often fight in teams of six, why don't YOU guys fight in teams of six?! So for the duration of this challenge, there will be three teams again! The Power Rangers Retro Force, will consist of Captain Retro, Stimpy, Wally, Rocko, Reggie, and Dog. The Power Rangers TUFF Alliance, will consist of Dudley, Chameleon, Suzie, Patrick, Marlene, and Skipper. And the Power Rangers Sniz Squad, will consist of Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Norbert, Daggett, and Po. And best of all, the Power Ranger team that does the best in this challenge, will all get the V.I.P. Lounge Treatment, with immunity! The Power Ranger team that does the worst, will have to vote TWO of their own off! And only THEY will be allowed to do the voting!” Daggett shouts: “Are you CRAZY?!” General Barracuda says: “No! I just like to give you contestants a VERY hard time, because I CAN!” Daggett turns to Norbert, and Daggett asks: “What are we going to do now?” Norbert says: “We're going to stick to the plan. We both know that even if we were to WIN this challenge for Bulma and Zarbon, they wouldn't keep us around for long, they'd turn on us the first chance they got! We have to draw them BOTH out, if we can! We have to get at least ONE of them out of the game!” Daggett sighs and says: “You're right, Norbie. I just wish it didn't have to go down this way.” Norbert says: “Neither do I, Daggett. But just ask yourself, what would Bunny want you to do?” Daggett looks up at Norbert, and Daggett says: “Bunny would want me, to do the right thing! Let's do it!” (Confessional) Bulma groans and says: “CURSES! Sniz NEVER told us that we would have to perform a TEAM challenge after the team merge; it looks like my plans for getting rid of Captain Retro will have to be put on hold, for a while.” / Daggett and Norbert are together. Daggett says: “Look Norbert, if we don't survive this challenge, I just want you to know that it has been a blast to play with you this season, a lot more than I ever thought it could be.” Norbert says: “Seeing how much you've matured this season has made all our troubles worth it. Besides, we can start work on Angry Beavers ReSpooted once we're out of the contest!” Daggett says: “Yeah. It sure will be great for us to get on TV again.” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Your first task as Rangers, will be to take down a classic villain from the original Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. So we've resurrected, the InVenusable Fly-Trap! Is it a man? Is it a woman? We don't really know, it's SO hard to tell with plants! Power Rangers Sniz Squad, you can be up first!” Bulma says: “Zarbon, Po, do what you are best at! Everyone else, can just stand around and make ME look prettier and WAY smarter than the rest of you by comparison!” Norbert says: “Let's do it NOW, Daggett!” Daggett says: “Right! I am SICK and TIRED of YOU bossing everyone around with your big, fat, MOUTH!!!!” Bulma twitches and she angrily says: “Like, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Norbert sarcastically says: “Oh, I'm 'SORRY!!!!' Was that TOO 'complicated' for you? I'll try 'dumbing' it DOWN to 'YOUR' level! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Bulma seriously says: “Zarbon, NEW plan! You KNOW what to do!” Zarbon smiles and says: “With PLEASURE!!!!” And Zarbon begins firing energy rays at Norbert and Daggett, who have to move FAST in order to AVOID them! Zarbon says: “Don't look so nervous! I'm not going to KILL you, I just want to SHUT you UP!!!!” Daggett asks: “What's the matter? Can't take a little criticism?!” And Zarbon fires an energy ray at Daggett, MISSING him by mere inches! Norbert says: “I guess he can't!” Po sighs and says: “FINE! I'll take care of the beast and save the day, AGAIN, as usual!!!!” So Po performs a flying kick at the monster, but the monster GRABS Po in mid-air, and eats OFF his shorts, making Po completely naked! And the monster throws Po down to the ground! Po grunts in frustration and embarrassment and says: “UGH!!!! I'm taking five!” And Zarbon continues to fire energy rays at Norbert and Daggett. Norbert asks: “Say, Zarbon! Why are you letting Bulma Briefs boss you around? You're MUCH too talented and BEAUTIFUL to take orders from ANYONE, let alone HER!!!!” Bulma growls angrily and she screams: “You keep your big mouth SHUT!!!! I don't care if you ARE a pretty beaver, that WON'T stop Zarbon from taking the PRETTY out of you! Besides, Zarbon needs ME to get him to the Final Three! Of COURSE he's going to do what I say!” Zarbon scoffs and says: “It's not like I NEED you, I'm just hanging out with you because it's CONVENIENT for me! I could get to the Final Three WITH, or without you!” Bulma threateningly says: “You wouldn't last ONE day without me! Besides, I don't think you've FORGOTTEN what I KNOW about YOU, and that dirty SECRET of yours, do YOU?!” And Zarbon shudders in fear! (Confessional) Zarbon grunts in frustration and says: “My Achilles Heal! My one weakness! How DARE she use that threat against me, after ALL we've been through together?! Mark my words, her day WILL come when she sees that I'm the ONLY one who can win this game; just not today!” / Bulma says: “Norbert and Daggett are TRYING to get under my skin, but it's a SUICIDE mission they're on! My skin is SO metaphorically thick, NOTHING can get underneath it! If they're trying to draw ME out to take them on myself, they are WASTING they're time! That's what I have Zarbon for! And in case Zarbon even THINKS about trying to make it on his own, I'll just threaten to DUMP him for Gonard! After all, Gonard has been LONGING to have a date with me for so long; who's to say that I won't give Gonard his wish?” (End Confessional) General Barracuda groans and asks: “Are ANY of you even going to TRY to fight the monster?!” Zarbon threateningly says: “STAY out of this!” And fires an energy ray at General Barracuda, missing him by mere inches! Sniz groans and says: “This is PATHETIC!!!! We will END your turn before ANY of you do SOMETHING you will regret! Time UP!!!!” And Zarbon stops firing his energy rays, while Norbert and Daggett fall down, exhausted. Zarbon walks up to the two beavers, and Zarbon says: “Well, you get to KEEP your beauty, but I doubt that you'll be able to keep your GAME once WE are through with you!” And Zarbon walks away. (Confessional) Daggett and Norbert are together. Daggett says: “MAN!!!! I'm glad I don't have to do THAT everyday!” Norbert says: “You said it!” Daggett says: “It's so SPOOTY!!!! All that trouble we went through, and we couldn't get ANYTHING out of Bulma!” Norbert says: Not directly, but we got SOMETHING, without her even REALIZING it!” Daggett asks: “What do you mean?” Norbert says: “Captain Retro needed to find out if Bulma would target us physically herself, if we tried to cross her path. But she DIDN'T!!!! She had Zarbon do it! This PROVES Captain Retro's theory! Zarbon IS the one carrying out all of Bulma's plans! Without Zarbon, Bulma has nothing to fall back on!” Daggett asks: “So we did good?” Norbert sighs and says: “Yes Daggett, we did good. And the best part is, Zarbon made himself look even MORE like a bad guy than he did before!” Daggett says: “Well, we did our part. Now it's up to all our friends to follow through and bring Zarbon to justice!” / Zarbon sighs and says: “Eh, I probably played right into the hands of those beavers. Not one of the better moves I have made. But I STILL have my secret weapon, even though it totally is NOT so secret; my godly beauty! Sniz and Fondue would NEVER allow me to be eliminated; I'm FAR too pretty, and I'm bringing in TOO high of a ratings boost for them, so they won't even CONSIDER dropping me! Norbert and Daggett may have won this battle, but the war is FAR from over yet! And with MY perfect beauty, there's no CHANCE that I won't win!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Power Rangers Retro Force, I trust YOUR team will do a better job of handling this monster!” Captain Retro says: “You can depend on us! Um...it IS a monster and not just somebody in a monster suit, right?” Sniz says: “It is a completely, accurate, 100% monster!” Captain Retro says: “Than we can TOTALLY destroy it!” Sniz says: “And since many early battles of the Power Rangers had a song to go with the fight, why don't you SING a song while you fight this monster? With that being said, only ONE song seems appropriate enough to fight the InVenusable Fly-Trap; the #1 hit song from 1986 by the hit-makers, Bananarama!” Captain Retro sighs and says: “I LOVE being a Nicktoon!” / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Bananarama. Song: “Venus.” Sung by: The Power Rangers Retro Force! / There's a fighting montage sequence while the six contestants fight against the monster. Stimpy: “Goddess on the mountain top, burning like a silver flame.” Wally: “The summit of beauty and love.” Captain Retro: “And Venus was her name. She's got it; yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie to Rocko: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” Rocko about the monster: “Her weapons are her crystal eyes, making every man mad! Black as the dark night she has got what no one else had!” Retro Force: “Wow! She's got it, yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” (Instrumental Solo) Wally: “Venus!” Stimpy: “She's got it, yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” Wally: “Goddess on the mountain top, burning like a silver flame.” Stimpy: “The summit of beauty and love.” Captain Retro: “And Venus was her name.” Retro Force: “Wow! She's got it, yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” Wally: “Venus was her name.” Stimpy: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” Captain Retro: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” Wally: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” Rocko to Reggie: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” / The fighting sequence and the epic song ends as the monster is knocked down! Captain Retro says: “Time to take this monster out! Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro fires a powerful energy beam, totally disintegrating the monster!” Stimpy says: “All right, we did it!” And a sinister voice says: “And I'm not too surprised that you DID!!!!” Captain Retro's eyes open wide as he hollowly says: “Oh, NO!!!!” And Emperor Mavro appears, with Blonda hovering above him. Blonda chuckles deviously as she says: “Oh, yes!!!! You SEE what happens when you ELIMINATE me?!!! I'll just come back to bring down my full VENGEANCE on you! I was ROBBED!!!!” Bulma scoffs and she says: “ROBBED?! PLEASE!!!! Even if you had been IN the contest from the beginning, you STILL wouldn't have won! Just like Patrick won't win because HE'S too dumb, and Skipper won't win because he's already been eliminated TWICE!!!!” Patrick says: “I am not that dumb!” Skipper says: “And I can work MIRACLES!!!! Just ask my wonderful wife, Marlene!” Gonard rolls his eyes and says: “We GET it!!!! You two are MARRIED now!!!! Do you have to bring it up EVERY five seconds, or do you think Hayden is going to forget and CRITICIZE the oversight?!” Marlene rolls her eyes and says: “Obviously, DUH!!!!” Blonda says: “Well, I LOVE a good bickering, but now is not the time and place! It's time you all LEARNED why you should NEVER try to ROB the Goddess of DIVAS, and why you should NEVER mess with a blonde-haired woman when all my MONEY is on the line!” Zarbon fires an energy beam at Blonda, missing her by mere inches! Blonda screams: “Did you try to KILL me?!” Zarbon chuckles and says: “Kill you?! You're TOO good for THAT! I was only trying to MAIM or seriously INJURE you!!!!” Emperor Mavro angrily says: “I'll kill YOU first!” Blonda screams: “Don't get ANY ideas! Stay the course Emperor, stay the course!” Captain Retro says: “Famous last words of SOMEONE who shall forever REMAIN anonymous! You all better get out of here!” Po asks: “Are you crazy?!” Captain Retro says: “I'm not going to risk YOUR safety! You can't mess around with Emperor Mavro! Now GO!!!!” And the other contestants quickly run away! Blonda screams: “Quickly, you FOOL!!!! Capture the contestants NOW!!!!” But Emperor Mavro doesn't budge. Blonda screams: “Emperor Mavro, do you have GUNK in your non-existent EARS?! I am GIVING YOU AN ORDER!!!! Emperor Mavro, I'm NOT going to tell you again!!!! Get those LAZY feet moving and CAPTURE them!!!!” But Blonda doesn't see the EXTREMELY angry and irritated look on Emperor Mavro's face! Blonda screams: “FINE!!!! You want to act like a child? Then I'll TREAT you like a child! You have until the count of THREE!!!! ONE!!!! TWO!!!!” Emperor Mavor sweetly says: “Blonda? I have a BETTER idea!” Blonda chuckles as she says: “Isn't THAT something?! Well then, Emperor, why don't you come over here and tell me what you managed to come up with in that walnut-sized BRAIN of yours?!” Emperor Mavro gets REALLY close to Blonda, and Captain Retro SEES a vision, and he says: “Blonda, WAIT!!!! Don't LISTEN!!!!” But Blonda scoffs at Captain Retro, and Emperor Mavro whispers: “I have a great, GREAT idea!!!!” Blonda says: “You already SAID that!!!! Would you just tell me what it IS, already?! I am DYING to know!!!!” Emperor Mavro chuckles evilly and says: “Not YET, you're not!” Blonda asks: “What do you mean by...THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Emperor Mavro GRABS Blonda by the throat, choking the very breath out of her, and Emperor Mavro GRABS the remote that Blonda is holding, and SMASHES it to pieces!!!! Than Emperor Mavro takes the electric collar OFF of his neck, and smashes IT to pieces, to!!!! Emperor Mavro evilly says: “Now YOU can't EVER tell ME what to do AGAIN!!!! Now you will NEVER tell ANYONE what to do again!!!! Never, NEVER, NEVER!!!!” And Blonda gasps as she struggles to get a breath of air! Emperor Mavro evilly says: “You're LOVELY for bringing ME back to life, but I no longer need YOU buzzing around MY space; I plan to FIND the contestants, and KILL every last being on EARTH!!!! And I think I'll start with YOU!!!! I know that you had hopes and dreams of starring in your own spin-off show, but that's ALL they ever were, hopes and DREAMS!!!! So, GOOD-BYE hopes, GOOD-BYE dreams!!!!” And Emperor Mavro shoots a GIGANTIC beam of energy up into the SKY, and BLOWS up Blonda's home of Fairywood! And Captain Retro can't BELIEVE that Emperor Mavro DID that! Emperor Mavro facetiously says: “OOPS!!!! Did I just BLOW your home-town up?!!!” Captain Retro seriously says: “You're PURE EVIL!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Captain Retro does a HARD, flying kick at Emperor Mavro, only for him to not even FLINCH!!!! Emperor Mavro turns to the crippled Blonda and says: “I'll take care of you LATER, once I brush this INSECT aside!” And Emperor Mavro throws the crippled Blonda far away! Captain Retro seriously says: “You're going to PAY for destroying Blonda's home, you're GOING to pay!!!!” Emperor Mavro says: “Foolish mortal!!!! I've destroyed THOUSANDS of worlds bigger than your own, all without even breaking a sweat! Do you think I FEAR you?! There is NOTHING that I can't conquer!” Captain Retro says: “I won't let you conquer this world, not as long as there's an ounce of breath in my body!” Emperor Mavro chuckles evilly and says: “FOOL!!!! I was HOPING you'd say that! Well, if I'm something that can STOPPED, than just TRY to STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Captain Retro charges at Emperor Mavro CRAZILY, punching and kicking him like CRAZY, but nothing seems to be having any effect! Emperor Mavro says: “I'm made out of tougher STUFF than you! Your attacks are like NOTHING to me!!!!” And he BRUSHES Captain Retro back, sending him quite a few feet backwards! Captain Retro says: “I'm giving you one last chance, surrender!” Emperor Mavro defiantly says: “NEVER!!!!” Captain Retro says: “Than you ASKED for it! Kamehameha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (BOOM!!!!) But when the smoke clears, Emperor Mavro emerges and screams: “You charred my ARMOR!!!!” Captain Retro is taken aback as he gasps and says: “IT—IT didn't WORK?!!!” Emperor Mavro yells: “You DARE to singe MY armor?!!! Try my DEATH RAY!!!!” And Captain Retro gasps as Emperor Mavro fires a VIOLENT red light at him and Captain Retro says: “Too MUCH!!!!” And Captain Retro closes his eyes, only for something to BLOCK the ray!!!! Emperor Mavro screams: “WHAT?!!!” And Captain Retro opens his eyes, and a BUNCH of Nicktoons start appearing, surrounding Emperor Mavro! Emperor Mavro asks: “What is this?!” Captain Retro gasps and says: “They're Nicktoons! They're all Nicktoons!” And each of the Nicktoons from each of their respective shows, strike a pose as Captain Retro mentions them! / Captain Retro says: “From Doug, it's Doug, Patty, Skeeter, Judy, and Porkchop! From Ren and Stimpy, it's Ren, Stimpy, Haggis, Muddy Mudskipper, and Powdered Toast Man! From Rugrats, it's Reptar, Charlotte Pickles, Dru Pickles, Stu Pickles, and Didi Pickles! From Rocko's Modern Life, it's Rocko, Heffer, Filburt, Dr. Hutchison, Spunky, and Really REALLY Big Man! From AHHH!!!! Real Monsters, it's Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, and Gromble! From KABLAM!, it's Sniz, Fondue, Thunder Girl, Loopy, Race Rabbit, and Melt Man! From Hey Arnold!, it's Arnold, Gerald, Phoebe, Helga, and Rhonda! From The Angry Beavers, it's Norbert, Daggett, Treeflower, Barry, Stump, and Bing! From The Wild Thornberries, it's Eliza, Darwin, Debbie, Donnie, Nigel, and Marianne! From Catdog, it's Cat, Dog, Randolph, Dunglap, Mr. Sunshine, and Lola. There's Rocket Power with Otto, Reggie, Twister, Sam, Raymundo, and Tito! From Spongebob Squarepants, there's Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Larry, Pearl, and Stanley! From The Fairly Oddparents, there's Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, the Crimson Chin, Poof, and Sparky! From The Brothers Flubb, there's Guapo and Franz! From Invader Zim, there's Zim, Dib, and Gir! From Jimmy Neutron, there's Jimmy, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Nick, and Goddard! From Chalkzone, there's Snap, Rudy, and Penny! From My Life As a Teenage Robot, there's Jenny, Brad, Tuck, Misty, XJ8, and the Silver Shell! From All Grown Up, it's Lil, Tommy, Chuckie, Suzie, Phil, Dil, and Kimi! From Catscratch, it's Gordon, Waffle, Mr. Blik, Hovis, and Human Kimberly! From Avatar: The Last Airbender, it's Aang, Katara, and Toph! From Dragonball Z, there's Goku, Krillin, Tien, Piccolo, Gohan, and Master Roshi! There's Yakkety Yak from Yakketty Yak, Tintin and Snowy from The Adventures of Tintin, Rango from Rango, and Korra from The Legends of Korra! There's Bessie Higgenbottom, Ben and Happy from The Mighty B! There's Mikey, Gonard, Lily, Mitsuki, Guano, and Ozu from Kappa Mikey! From The Penguins of Madagascar, it's Skipper, Marlene, King Julien, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Maurice, and Mort! From Danny Phantom, it's Danny and Gwen! From Back At the Barnyard, it's Peck, Freddy, Abby, Duke, Rat, and Bessie! From TUFF Puppy, it's Dudley, Kitty, Keswick, Chief, and Chameleon! From Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, it's Po, Tigress, Crane, Viper, Mantis, and Shifu! From Kaput and Zosky, it's Kaput and Zosky! From Planet Sheen, it's Sheen, Nesmith, and Asheefu! From Monsters Vs. Aliens, it's Susan, The Missing Link, BOB, Dr. Cockroach, and Squeep! From Sanjay and Craig, it's Sanjay, Craig, Megan, Hector, Ronnie Slithers, and Tufflips! From Breadwinners, it's Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Ketta, T. Midi, Oonski, the Breadmaker, and Jenny Quackles! From Harvey Beaks, it's Harvey, Fee, Foo, Dade, and Peri. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Master Splinter, and Casey! From Pig Goat Banana Cricket, it's Pig and Goat! From Alvin!!!! and the Chipmunks, it's Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor! From The Loud House, it's Lincoln, Lana, and Lori! And from Rocket Monkeys, it's Wally, Gus, and...Yay-Ok? What happened to you?!” Yay-Ok coughs and says: “I blocked that Death Ray blast for you. It just blasted off my upgrades.” Captain Retro sighs and says: “Thanks, Yay-Ok. I owe you one.” The Nicktoons walk forward in a very dramatic fashion, and the position of the clouds makes light shine brightly on Stimpy, Haggis, Rocko, Heffer, Sniz, Fondue, Gerald, Phoebe, Norbert, Daggett, Treeflower, Eliza, Darwin, Dog, Randolph, Otto, Reggie, Twister, all the representatives from Spongebob Squarepants, Wanda, Guapo, Franz, Zim, Dib, Jimmy, Jenny, Lil, Suzie, Gordon, Aang, Goku, Krillin, Yakkety Yak, Tintin, Rango, Bessie, Gonard, Guano, Skipper, Marlene, King Julien, Danny Phantom, Peck, Freddy, Abby, Duke, Dudley, Kitty, Keswick, Chameleon, Po, Tigress, Kaput, Sheen, Nesmith, The Missing Link, Squeep, Sanjay, Craig, Ronnie, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Oonski, Harvey, Fee, Foo, Dade, Donatello, Master Splinter, Pig, Goat, Alvin, Simon, Lincoln, and Wally. Captain Retro asks: “I don't understand, why are you helping me?” Stimpy says: “For one simple reason, you are a Nicktoon. And when a villain messes with ONE of us, they mess with all of us!” Emperor Mavro threateningly says: “I have an ARMY!!!!” And a bunch of X-Borgs appear to back Emperor Mavro up! Rocko says: “We have an army as well!” And a bunch of Rabbids from Rabbids Invasion appear, and even LEGENDARY Power Rangers! Captain Retro says: “It's Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Aisha, and Ninjor, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers! It's Tommy, Rocky, Adam, Kat, Tanya, and Trey, Power Rangers Zeo! It's the Blue Centaurion and the Phantom Ranger, Power Rangers Turbo! It's Andros, T.J., Carlos, Cassie, Ashley, and Zhane, Power Rangers in Space! It's Leo, Kai, Damon, Maya, Karone, and Mike, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy! There's Carter, Dana, Chad, and Ryan, Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue! There's Wes, Eric, Jen, Trip, Katie, and Lucas from Power Rangers Time Force! There's Cole, Taylor, Danny, Max, and Merrick from Power Rangers Wild Force! There's Hunter, Blake, Cam, Shane, and Tori from Power Rangers Ninja Storm! There's Conner, Kira, Ethan, and Trent from Power Rangers DinoThunder! There's Sydney, Z, Bridge, Doggie, Jack, Sky, and Sam from Power Rangers S.P.D.! There's Udonna, Xander, Vida, Chip, Madison, and Nick from Power Rangers Mystic Force! It's Mack, Dak, Rose, and Tyzonn from Power Rangers Operation Overdrive! It's Casey, Theo, R.J., Jarrod, Camille, Master Phant, Lily, Master Swoop, and Dominic from Power Rangers Jungle Fury! It's Jayden, Antonio, Emily, Kevin, and Mia from Power Rangers Samurai! It's Orion, Robo Knight, Noah, Jake, Gia, and Emma from Power Rangers Super MegaForce!” And the Power Rangers step forward, and salute to the Nicktoons. And General Barracuda steps forward and says: “And I've got one last treat, some Nicktoon representatives FROM the future! Me, Captain Retro, the Girl from Ipanema, and BlackHawk, from Captain Retro and the Retros!” Captain Retro says: “It's a LEGENDARY Cross-over Battle!” Emperor Mavro screams: “ATTACK!!!!” Tommy says: “Power Up!!!!” Tigress says: “Those who CAN fight, do! Everybody else, use your Nickelodeon Slime Blasters!” Captain Retro sighs and he says: “I love being a Nicktoon!!!!” And everyone charges to CLASH together in what is perhaps the GREATEST fight to ever be seen in a Nicktoon to date! Powdered Toast Man, Really REALLY Big Man, Thunder Girl, The Crimson Chin, Snap, Jenny, Misty, XJ8, the Silver Shell, Guano, Susan, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, the Breadmaker, Captain Retro, and BlackHawk all use their super-powers to take down a bunch of X-Borgs! Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, and Gromble all use scaring abilities to put a bunch of X-Borgs out of commission! Otto, Reggie, Twister, Sam, Raymundo and Tito all use their extreme athletic skills to zoom around a bunch of X-Borgs as they attack them! Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky all blast magic at some X-Borgs, disintegrating quite a few of them! Aang, Katara, Toph, Korra, Goku, Krillin, Tien, Piccolo, Gohan, Master Roshi, Po, Tigress, Crane, Viper, Mantis, and Master Shifu all use their extreme martial art skills to destroy many more X-Borgs! Danny Phantom works with the TUFF Puppy gang, while he ghosts in and out of the X-Borgs, while Dudley and his friends take them out with spy gadgets! Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce level up to become Street Fighters as they blast away and knock out several more X-Borgs! Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, Master Splinter, and Casey all work in tandem using their weapons to take out several X-Borgs! The Rabbids, using their superior numbers and crazy unpredictability, manage to take out a number of X-Borgs that way! And of course, the Power Rangers all use their respective Power Ranger powers, skills, and abilities to take down more X-Borgs! Stimpy says: “I bet it feels good to be back here, doesn't it?” Ren says: “No place that I'd rather be!” Haggis says: “I may be getting older, but I've still got plenty of fight left in me!” Sniz says: “Now THIS is a ratings winner!” Fondue says: “Like anyone would ever give YOU any doubt?!” Gerald says: “This will help me get in shape for the upcoming Hey Arnold Jungle Movie!” Treeflower says: “You didn't think I'd miss this party, did you?” Norbert says: “I'm glad that you didn't!” Daggett says: “I agree, we'll take ALL the help we can get, as long as it's good help!” Debbie asks: “Why don't we ever do THIS kind of stuff on OUR show?” Eliza says: “Because that's not the kind of show we are!” Darwin says: “Thank heavens!” Cat says: “I'm not going to let you down, brother!” Dog says: “I know you won't, Cat!” Randolph asks: “Didn't I just LEAVE this party?” Dog says: “You're so FUNNY, Randolph!” Patrick asks: “How are you feeling, Spongebob?” Spongebob says: “Much better, thank you. Now that I've got my memory back, I've been working the jury over to make SURE they don't hand the win to SKIPPER under any circumstances!” Tigress says: “EMOTIONAL PLAYER!!!! Called IT!!!!” Marlene says: “I'll say THIS for Spongebob, he can sure hold a GRUDGE when he wants to!” Skipper says: “I'm SERIOUSLY reconsidering trying to get rid of Spongebob about now! Dib says: “Never thought I'd see the day when Zim would actively want to SAVE the world rather than end it!” Zim says: “Lucky for you, life on Earth changed me for the better!” XJ8 says: “Nobody can call me a piece of obsolete technology now!” Jenny says: “Don't worry, I NEVER did!” Suzie says: “It sure feels WEIRD to be fighting alongside our PARENTS like this!” Lil says: “Just be thankful they're using our YOUNGER parents, and not the older ones from All Grown Up!” Suzie says: “Amen to THAT!” Aang says: “It's time to earn myself some REDEMPTION!!!!” Krillin says: “I wish ALL my opponents were this easy to defeat!” Goku says: “So do I, Krillin.” Gonard says: “I sure hope CHA draws an EXCELLENT picture of us for this event!” Guano says: “She's an EXCELLENT artist!” Chameleon says: “It feels GOOD to be the good guy!” Keswick says: “And guess what? Kitty and I are dating now!” Dudley says: “Congratulations! I always said you were quite the ladies man!” Zosky asks: “Remind me, why am I HERE again?!” Kaput says: “Because you OWE me for that stunt you pulled back in Area 51!” Zosky says: “I said I was SORRY, sheesh!” Nesmith says: “Sheen, you NEVER told me you had a GIRLFRIEND on Earth!” And Libby and Asheefu both glare at Sheen suspiciously. Sheen, awkwardly says: “AWKWARD!!!!” Craig says: “We finally get to fight together, brother!” Ronnie says: “It just feels good to be together, brother!” Dade says: “I can't believe we're actually in a big fight like this!” Harvey says: “Me neither! But we got to keep it up!” Wally says: “BlackHawk, you're impressive!” BlackHawk says: “I've had YEARS of practice to get this good!” Andros says: “It's time for the last push! Take out the last of them!” And with hard work and effort, all of the X-Borgs are destroyed and taken down for the count! Emperor Mavro screams: “My ARMY!!!!” Captain Retro says: “And now it's time to try this again! Goku and Krillin, help me out!” And the three of them simultaneously say: “Kamehameha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And the BLAST explodes on Emperor Mavro and he starts short-circuiting! Emperor Mavro screams: “My EMPIRE!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And he EXPLODES in a gigantic ball of fire, and all the Nicktoons fall down, exhausted from their fight. Heffer says: “You guys, you did it! You actually destroyed Emperor Mavro!” Rocko says: “WE did it, Heffer! Together!” Jimmy says: “I wish we could stick around, but we've got homes to go back to.” Guapo says: “If you ever need us again, just call for us, and we will come.” Captain Retro says: “I'll keep that in mind in case I ever need a delivery in space.” Jason says: “Good-bye everybody, it's been fun!” And Wanda wishes ALL of the non-contestant Nicktoons away and back to their homes. Sniz says: “Well, I'd say the challenge is over. Victory goes to the Power Rangers Retro Force, for destroying the monster, AND Emperor Mavro! Fondue sees Bulma and Zarbon sneaking out of a hiding place. Bulma asks: “Is it over? Are all the disgusting bad guys gone?” Fondue asks: “Why didn't YOU two do ANYTHING to help out in the fight?!” Bulma screams: “I am a VERY delicate FLOWER!!!! I'm not some PSYCHO junkie who gets their KICKS blowing up PSYCHO freaks!” Zarbon says: “And I'm NOT a popular FAVORITE with Gohan and Krillin! If they saw me, they would KILL me!” Sniz says: “Well, seeing as how YOUR squadron failed to destroy the monster, and how YOU two flaked out in that fight with Emperor Mavro, I'm afraid that the Power Rangers Sniz Squad will be facing an elimination ceremony!” Norbert says: “This is it, Daggett! It's time to find out the results of our endeavor!” (Confessional) Norbert says: “This is the most excitement we've had in years. Even if we get booted out today, I feel as though I can leave the game on a high note. I feel like I've really bonded with Daggett this season, in a way that I never could on my own show.” / Daggett says: “This season didn't really go the way I anticipated it to, but I feel as though I did pretty well for myself. I certainly did a lot better than I thought I would, initially! I just hope that is taken into consideration for when the vote-off takes place.” / Bulma says: “There's no doubt those two beavers are going to try to take out Zarbon. But all I have to do is convince PO to vote with me! My strategy? It's a piece of cake!” / Po is actually EATING a piece of cake as he says: “Piece of CAKE!!!!” (End Confessional) The plane is in transit, and the contestants who were members of the Power Rangers Sniz Squad, are in the Elimination Ceremony. Sniz says: “It is time once again to find out which contestants will REMAIN as contestants on this show, and which contestants will be eliminated! You will cast your votes for two contestants. The two contestants who receive the most votes WILL be eliminated, and will have to leave! So get to it, and VOTE!!!!” (Confessional) Gonard votes off Daggett and Norbert. Gonard says: “You two had a good run, but this is where it ends.” / Po votes off Daggett and Norbert. Po says: “Bulma gave me a piece of cake in exchange that I vote off Daggett and Norbert! I bet I can get MORE cake if I continue to vote the way Bulma wants me to!” / Norbert gulps and he says: “I hope luck is on our side!” And he votes off Zarbon and Gonard! / Daggett pretend gags and says: “THAT is my utter disdain for Zarbon and that SPOOTY head, Bulma Briefs!” And he votes off Zarbon and Bulma! / Bulma says: “You two beavers have been a LOT more trouble than you're worth, but it will SOON be over NOW!” And she votes off Daggett and Norbert! Zarbon chuckles deviously and says: “It looks like I don't HAVE to risk a penalty vote THIS time! Bye-bye, beavers!” And he votes off Daggett and Norbert! (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Voting is over, it's time to reveal the results! Here is who will receive bags of popcorn! Po! Bulma, Gonard!” Daggett looks nervously at Norbert, Norbert closes his eyes and hugs Daggett, Zarbon doesn't even flinch! Sniz says: “The final bag of popcorn goes to...ZARBON!!!!” Zarbon smiles evilly and says: “Sorry, it looks like I'll be staying, not YOU two! Your efforts were for NAUGHT!!!!” Norbert says: “Believe it or not, this wasn't about OUR game, it was about PROVING what a TERRIBLE being you ARE to others!” Daggett says: “Now that EVERYONE has seen what you will do JUST because Bulma WANTS you to do it, you have made sure that the jury NOW views you unfavorably, so even if you DO get to the Final Three, NOBODY will vote for you to WIN!!!!” Zarbon groans angrily and he says: “CURSES!!!!” Daggett and Norbert both grab their parachutes, and Norbert says: “Good luck on winning the game NOW, Bulma! I think you'll need ALL you can get at this point!” And with that, Daggett and Norbert both take their jumps out of the plane! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: “Two more contestants down, 16 more to go. Who will take the plunge next is anybody's guess! And there's no telling where we're going to next, but stick around and find out on the next episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: A montage of the best moments of The Angry Beavers from the Total Cartoon series, focusing primarily on Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower, is played, while a 1986 hit song from Van Halen is played! Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Van Halen. Song: “Dreams.” Sung by: Van Halen! Sammy Hagar: “World turns black and white, pictures in an empty room! Your love starts falling down, better change your tune! Reach for the golden ring, reach for the sky! Baby, just spread your wings! We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb! We'll get higher and higher, leave it all behind! Run, run, run away, like a train running off the track! The truth gets left behind and falls between the cracks! Standing on broken dreams, but never losing sight! Spread your wings! We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb! We'll get higher and higher, leave it all behind! So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! Cause we belong in a world that must be strong! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! (Instrumental Solo) We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb! Higher and higher, leave it all behind; oh we're higher and higher, who knows what we'll find? So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! Baby, we belong, in a world that must be strong! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! (Instrumental Solo) And in the end, on dreams we will depend, cause that's what love, is made of!” (Instrumental fade out, and the song ends). / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode, “Armageddon It, I Won't Back Down, Venus,” and the Van Halen version of “Dreams.” Running gags in this episode; various contestants keep saying they will stop doing something ONLY under a certain condition, to which they refer to as being, “As in, NEVER!!!!” And Captain Retro keeps saying that he LOVES being a Nicktoon! Emperor Mavro is brought back to life by Blonda, and Emperor Mavro BETRAYS by Blonda by DESTROYING her home town of Fairywood! A whole BUNCH of Nickelodeon Power Rangers and Nicktoon movie and cartoon stars, from the past, present, and future appear in this episode! The only Nickelodeon Nicktoon shows NOT getting represented are “Mr. Meaty, Three Delivery, Wild Grinders, Power Rangers R.P.M.,” and “Power Rangers Dino Charge.” Daggett and Norbert are both eliminated in this episode, meaning all the representatives from “The Angry Beavers” have now been eliminated from this show. / Personal Notes: Putting this episode together was NO easy task! I had to research 25 years of Nicktoons, and “Power Rangers!” Most of it, I remembered from experience, but I had to actually LOOK some of it up. I obviously couldn't include EVERY Nicktoon character or even every show, so I went with the ones I personally knew from having seen them on T.V., because I wanted to celebrate the Silver Anniversary of Nicktoons, and have something for everyone in this episode. Daggett and Norbert's game were always going to be tied very closely together this season. Daggett had two main goals this season, to prove he could be funny, and to be able to stand on his own as a contestant, which I feel he did very well, as he ended up maturing a LOT in this season! Norbert's main goal was to watch out for Daggett's best interests, and to support Daggett's growth as a character. I feel as though having them leave the game after EXPOSING Bulma's strategy of using ZARBON to do all her dirty deeds, would be the perfect point to have them leave the game! Now the hard part remains, of actually getting Zarbon and Bulma out! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 On 9/5/2016 at 2:05 PM, 4EverGreen said: To celebrate the end of summer, here is the second and FINAL part of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Legendary Cross-over Battle!” / After the commercials finish airing, the action focuses on the remaining contestants in Normal Class, with Bulma and Zarbon having a private conversation. Zarbon looks around and asks: “Bulma, do you think Captain Retro has any suspicion about the reason WHY we are in an alliance/relationship together?!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “DUH! Of course he has! Why do you think I've used my genius to focus primarily on HIM for THIS long?! To keep him from figuring it out!” Zarbon asks: “So why has Captain Retro figured it out now?” Bulma says: “It's no longer necessary for us to keep our arrangement a secret any longer. Besides, even if Captain Retro DOES suspect the real reason I'm sticking together with you, he can't do anything about it. After all, I DO have you, Zarbon! You're the perfect ally to have! You're willing to risk a penalty vote to get further in the game. Captain Retro will not. All you have to do is threaten to beat up ANY contestant that TRIES to ruin our plans for WINNING, and Captain Retro will back off.” Zarbon says: “On paper, that DOES sound like a good plan. But what makes you think Captain Retro WON'T take action?” Bulma says: “Just listen to me; I've spent a BUTT-LOAD of time with good guys like Captain Retro; they're ALL alike! Captain Retro cares TOO much about the safety and security of his friends to put them in any REAL danger! And don't forget, Captain Retro won't risk reading your aura anymore, so he will have no way of knowing if your threats are real or hollow. WE have the upper hand here.” Zarbon says: “We're STILL out-numbered, three to 15!” Bulma says: “Not necessarily. All we have to do is turn the contestants NOT in Captain Retro's close circle of friends, AGAINST Captain Retro! For instance, I know of a certain Skipper and Marlene, who don't wish to have Captain Retro make it any further!” Zarbon says: “Skipper, maybe. But I don't think you KNOW Marlene at all! She'd never hurt anybody on purpose unless she had a good reason to.” Bulma says: “That's why I've got to make her think that I'm on HER side! I can charm her with my genius, and make her think that she's getting the deal of a lifetime! I'll make her think that my genius ideas and strategies for getting to the Final Three, will be all for the taking! Even Marlene won't be able to resist such an offer! And when Marlene least suspects it, we BETRAY her and crush her dreams! And maybe even CRUSH Skipper's dreams for a third time if we're lucky!” Zarbon chuckles deviously and says: “Bulma, that is QUITE fiendish! I love it! You come UP with the great plans, and I carry them out! That's why we make SUCH a perfect duo, in this game, AND in life!” Bulma smiles and lovingly says: “To us, FOREVER!” (Confessional) Bulma pretend gags and disgustedly says: “UGH!!!! Pretending to 'LOVE' Zarbon has been the most IRRITATING experience of my life, bar-none! I've put myself through a LOT of humiliating endeavors, but it's ALL going to pay off! Once I SCHEME my way to the top, everyone will FINALLY see that Bulma Briefs is the most intelligent being in the UNIVERSE, and NOBODY will EVER mock my genius AGAIN! And I will NEVER be made fun of again! My intellectual triumph will be my SWEET revenge against all those PUNKS who laughed and made FUN of MY name in school! And best of all, I'll FINALLY prove that I'm smarter than my DAD! Intellectual triumphs are the sweetest! It feels GOOD to be the QUEEN, of CUNNING, UNRIVALED, NEUROTIC, TECHNICIANS, or CUN—WHOOPS!!!! I almost gave away the acronym of my secret organization! I have REALLY got to learn when to turn my MOUTH off!” / Zarbon says: “Why am I helping Bulma out? Believe me, it's not out of the goodness of my heart. She needs me to get to the Final Three and she knows it. Without me, she has nothing! That's why I KNOW she will not betray me! Besides, I'm FAR too pretty to EVER eliminate!” (End Confessional) The TUFF Alliance has a meeting with Marlene and Skipper. Suzie says: “Well, I'm surprised that the glamorous MARLENE wants to ditch the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance and join up with our smaller and more humble alliance!” Marlene rolls her eyes and says: “Well, it's not like I had much of a choice. After I broke up with Captain Retro and got married to Skipper, I don't think Captain Retro's going to be in much of a mood to speak with me.” Patrick says: “Well, that IS to be expected, after the way YOU revealed that you were only USING Captain Retro to tell him YOUR future!” Marlene GLARES angrily at Patrick and says: “You are SO lucky I will not RISK a penalty vote just to SLUG you!” Skipper says: “Besides, I think we NEED to be together at this point. Where are Dog, Dudley, and Chameleon anyways?” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “Blame Randolph! Ever since HE quit and told Dog that he and all the canine contestants should stick together, that's all they've BEEN doing!” Marlene grunts angrily and says: “UGH!!!! I just cannot get a BREAK in the friends department or the alliance department! Why is PATRICK even IN this alliance?!” Patrick sputters and says: “I've BEEN in this thing since the beginning! Besides, I've outlasted FAR more contestants THIS season than in my first two seasons put together! I've GOT to be doing SOMETHING right!” Skipper gives a serious look to Marlene and he says: “You know, Patrick DOES have a point, Marlene. Besides, who knows WHAT random skills Patrick can employ against the opposition? He's our wild-card option, Marlene! And we DEFINITELY need an element like THAT on our side!” Patrick glances at Suzie, smiling, and he says: “SEE?! Someone thinks I'm a valuable asset!” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “Statistically speaking, SOMEBODY had to think so sooner or later!” Patrick's smile turns into a frown as his glance sours. Patrick asks: “Will you EVER stop talking about me in a sarcastic manner?” Suzie seriously says: “I'll stop it once it stops being funny, all right?” (Confessional) Suzie says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” / Patrick sighs and says: “It gets really irritating that I STILL can't be taken seriously in this competition, even after SO much time has passed, and I've already outlasted 40 other contestants. It would SERVE my competition right if I managed to surprise them all and make it ALL the way to the Final Three all by myself!” (End Confessional) Skipper says: “Regardless of the way we feel about each other, or the differences we might have had for the past, our options our limited at this point. If any of us wants to make it to the Final Three, we need each other in order to do it.” Suzie says: “Agreed! This time, at least ONE of us BESIDES Marlene will make it to the Final Three for the First Time!” Marlene says: “And maybe, I can make it to the Final Three again if I'm lucky!” The four of them all put their arms in together and shout: “To the TUFF Alliance!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Having the MOST collective experience among any of us, I shall UNDOUBTEDLY carry my alliance to victory! Bulma isn't the only one around here who can be crafty, I can make my OWN genius plans! Besides, I have my HUSBAND Skipper to help me now! As far as I'm concerned, victory is in the bag!” / Skipper says: “I'm proud of Marlene, for being so committed to having a game strategy. That's one of the big reasons I fell in love with her; she has the ability to create great plans, and to carry them through for as long as she's able to! With the two of us working together to achieve our dreams, I believe that the BOTH of us might be able to make the Final Three this time!” (End Confessional) Finally, the plane lands down on the outskirts of Valencia, California; and all the contestants disembark the plane. Sniz says: “Welcome, to the glorious town of Valencia, California!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Technically speaking, Valencia is a SUBURB of Santa Clarita, California, and has been ever since 1987!” Gonard groans and asks: “Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!” Bulma says: “I'll shut it off once I stop being right, all right?” (Confessional) Bulma says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Well then, since you seem REALLY eager to prove your intellectual superiority to everyone, perhaps YOU would like to be your own TEAM!!!!” Bulma asks: “What do you mean?” General Barracuda says: “It's my little idea! Since the Power Rangers often fight in teams of six, why don't YOU guys fight in teams of six?! So for the duration of this challenge, there will be three teams again! The Power Rangers Retro Force, will consist of Captain Retro, Stimpy, Wally, Rocko, Reggie, and Dog. The Power Rangers TUFF Alliance, will consist of Dudley, Chameleon, Suzie, Patrick, Marlene, and Skipper. And the Power Rangers Sniz Squad, will consist of Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Norbert, Daggett, and Po. And best of all, the Power Ranger team that does the best in this challenge, will all get the V.I.P. Lounge Treatment, with immunity! The Power Ranger team that does the worst, will have to vote TWO of their own off! And only THEY will be allowed to do the voting!” Daggett shouts: “Are you CRAZY?!” General Barracuda says: “No! I just like to give you contestants a VERY hard time, because I CAN!” Daggett turns to Norbert, and Daggett asks: “What are we going to do now?” Norbert says: “We're going to stick to the plan. We both know that even if we were to WIN this challenge for Bulma and Zarbon, they wouldn't keep us around for long, they'd turn on us the first chance they got! We have to draw them BOTH out, if we can! We have to get at least ONE of them out of the game!” Daggett sighs and says: “You're right, Norbie. I just wish it didn't have to go down this way.” Norbert says: “Neither do I, Daggett. But just ask yourself, what would Bunny want you to do?” Daggett looks up at Norbert, and Daggett says: “Bunny would want me, to do the right thing! Let's do it!” (Confessional) Bulma groans and says: “CURSES! Sniz NEVER told us that we would have to perform a TEAM challenge after the team merge; it looks like my plans for getting rid of Captain Retro will have to be put on hold, for a while.” / Daggett and Norbert are together. Daggett says: “Look Norbert, if we don't survive this challenge, I just want you to know that it has been a blast to play with you this season, a lot more than I ever thought it could be.” Norbert says: “Seeing how much you've matured this season has made all our troubles worth it. Besides, we can start work on Angry Beavers ReSpooted once we're out of the contest!” Daggett says: “Yeah. It sure will be great for us to get on TV again.” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Your first task as Rangers, will be to take down a classic villain from the original Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. So we've resurrected, the InVenusable Fly-Trap! Is it a man? Is it a woman? We don't really know, it's SO hard to tell with plants! Power Rangers Sniz Squad, you can be up first!” Bulma says: “Zarbon, Po, do what you are best at! Everyone else, can just stand around and make ME look prettier and WAY smarter than the rest of you by comparison!” Norbert says: “Let's do it NOW, Daggett!” Daggett says: “Right! I am SICK and TIRED of YOU bossing everyone around with your big, fat, MOUTH!!!!” Bulma twitches and she angrily says: “Like, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Norbert sarcastically says: “Oh, I'm 'SORRY!!!!' Was that TOO 'complicated' for you? I'll try 'dumbing' it DOWN to 'YOUR' level! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Bulma seriously says: “Zarbon, NEW plan! You KNOW what to do!” Zarbon smiles and says: “With PLEASURE!!!!” And Zarbon begins firing energy rays at Norbert and Daggett, who have to move FAST in order to AVOID them! Zarbon says: “Don't look so nervous! I'm not going to KILL you, I just want to SHUT you UP!!!!” Daggett asks: “What's the matter? Can't take a little criticism?!” And Zarbon fires an energy ray at Daggett, MISSING him by mere inches! Norbert says: “I guess he can't!” Po sighs and says: “FINE! I'll take care of the beast and save the day, AGAIN, as usual!!!!” So Po performs a flying kick at the monster, but the monster GRABS Po in mid-air, and eats OFF his shorts, making Po completely naked! And the monster throws Po down to the ground! Po grunts in frustration and embarrassment and says: “UGH!!!! I'm taking five!” And Zarbon continues to fire energy rays at Norbert and Daggett. Norbert asks: “Say, Zarbon! Why are you letting Bulma Briefs boss you around? You're MUCH too talented and BEAUTIFUL to take orders from ANYONE, let alone HER!!!!” Bulma growls angrily and she screams: “You keep your big mouth SHUT!!!! I don't care if you ARE a pretty beaver, that WON'T stop Zarbon from taking the PRETTY out of you! Besides, Zarbon needs ME to get him to the Final Three! Of COURSE he's going to do what I say!” Zarbon scoffs and says: “It's not like I NEED you, I'm just hanging out with you because it's CONVENIENT for me! I could get to the Final Three WITH, or without you!” Bulma threateningly says: “You wouldn't last ONE day without me! Besides, I don't think you've FORGOTTEN what I KNOW about YOU, and that dirty SECRET of yours, do YOU?!” And Zarbon shudders in fear! (Confessional) Zarbon grunts in frustration and says: “My Achilles Heal! My one weakness! How DARE she use that threat against me, after ALL we've been through together?! Mark my words, her day WILL come when she sees that I'm the ONLY one who can win this game; just not today!” / Bulma says: “Norbert and Daggett are TRYING to get under my skin, but it's a SUICIDE mission they're on! My skin is SO metaphorically thick, NOTHING can get underneath it! If they're trying to draw ME out to take them on myself, they are WASTING they're time! That's what I have Zarbon for! And in case Zarbon even THINKS about trying to make it on his own, I'll just threaten to DUMP him for Gonard! After all, Gonard has been LONGING to have a date with me for so long; who's to say that I won't give Gonard his wish?” (End Confessional) General Barracuda groans and asks: “Are ANY of you even going to TRY to fight the monster?!” Zarbon threateningly says: “STAY out of this!” And fires an energy ray at General Barracuda, missing him by mere inches! Sniz groans and says: “This is PATHETIC!!!! We will END your turn before ANY of you do SOMETHING you will regret! Time UP!!!!” And Zarbon stops firing his energy rays, while Norbert and Daggett fall down, exhausted. Zarbon walks up to the two beavers, and Zarbon says: “Well, you get to KEEP your beauty, but I doubt that you'll be able to keep your GAME once WE are through with you!” And Zarbon walks away. (Confessional) Daggett and Norbert are together. Daggett says: “MAN!!!! I'm glad I don't have to do THAT everyday!” Norbert says: “You said it!” Daggett says: “It's so SPOOTY!!!! All that trouble we went through, and we couldn't get ANYTHING out of Bulma!” Norbert says: “Not directly, but we got SOMETHING, without her even REALIZING it!” Daggett asks: “What do you mean?” Norbert says: “Captain Retro needed to find out if Bulma would target us physically herself, if we tried to cross her path. But she DIDN'T!!!! She had Zarbon do it! This PROVES Captain Retro's theory! Zarbon IS the one carrying out all of Bulma's plans! Without Zarbon, Bulma has nothing to fall back on!” Daggett asks: “So we did good?” Norbert sighs and says: “Yes Daggett, we did good. And the best part is, Zarbon made himself look even MORE like a bad guy than he did before!” Daggett says: “Well, we did our part. Now it's up to all our friends to follow through and bring Zarbon to justice!” / Zarbon sighs and says: “Eh, I probably played right into the hands of those beavers. Not one of the better moves I have made. But I STILL have my secret weapon, even though it totally is NOT so secret; my godly beauty! Sniz and Fondue would NEVER allow me to be eliminated; I'm FAR too pretty, and I'm bringing in TOO high of a ratings boost for them, so they won't even CONSIDER dropping me! Norbert and Daggett may have won this battle, but the war is FAR from over yet! And with MY perfect beauty, there's no CHANCE that I won't win!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Power Rangers Retro Force, I trust YOUR team will do a better job of handling this monster!” Captain Retro says: “You can depend on us! Um...it IS a monster and not just somebody in a monster suit, right?” Sniz says: “It is a completely, accurate, 100% monster!” Captain Retro says: “Than we can TOTALLY destroy it!” Sniz says: “And since many early battles of the Power Rangers had a song to go with the fight, why don't you SING a song while you fight this monster? With that being said, only ONE song seems appropriate enough to fight the InVenusable Fly-Trap; the #1 hit song from 1986 by the hit-makers, Bananarama!” Captain Retro sighs and says: “I LOVE being a Nicktoon!” / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Bananarama. Song: “Venus.” Sung by: The Power Rangers Retro Force! / There's a fighting montage sequence while the six contestants fight against the monster. Stimpy: “Goddess on the mountain top, burning like a silver flame.” Wally: “The summit of beauty and love.” Captain Retro: “And Venus was her name. She's got it; yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie to Rocko: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” Rocko about the monster: “Her weapons are her crystal eyes, making every man mad! Black as the dark night she has got what no one else had!” Retro Force: “Wow! She's got it, yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” (Instrumental Solo) Wally: “Venus!” Stimpy: “She's got it, yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” Wally: “Goddess on the mountain top, burning like a silver flame.” Stimpy: “The summit of beauty and love.” Captain Retro: “And Venus was her name.” Retro Force: “Wow! She's got it, yeah, baby, she's got it!” Reggie: “I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire! Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire!” Wally: “Venus was her name.” Stimpy: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” Captain Retro: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” Wally: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” Rocko to Reggie: “Yeah baby, she's got it!” / The fighting sequence and the epic song ends as the monster is knocked down! Captain Retro says: “Time to take this monster out! Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro fires a powerful energy beam, totally disintegrating the monster!” Stimpy says: “All right, we did it!” And a sinister voice says: “And I'm not too surprised that you DID!!!!” Captain Retro's eyes open wide as he hollowly says: “Oh, NO!!!!” And Emperor Mavro appears, with Blonda hovering above him. Blonda chuckles deviously as she says: “Oh, yes!!!! You SEE what happens when you ELIMINATE me?!!! I'll just come back to bring down my full VENGEANCE on you! I was ROBBED!!!!” Bulma scoffs and she says: “ROBBED?! PLEASE!!!! Even if you had been IN the contest from the beginning, you STILL wouldn't have won! Just like Patrick won't win because HE'S too dumb, and Skipper won't win because he's already been eliminated TWICE!!!!” Patrick says: “I am not that dumb!” Skipper says: “And I can work MIRACLES!!!! Just ask my wonderful wife, Marlene!” Gonard rolls his eyes and says: “We GET it!!!! You two are MARRIED now!!!! Do you have to bring it up EVERY five seconds, or do you think Hayden is going to forget and CRITICIZE the oversight?!” Marlene rolls her eyes and says: “Obviously, DUH!!!!” Blonda says: “Well, I LOVE a good bickering, but now is not the time and place! It's time you all LEARNED why you should NEVER try to ROB the Goddess of DIVAS, and why you should NEVER mess with a blonde-haired woman when all my MONEY is on the line!” Zarbon fires an energy beam at Blonda, missing her by mere inches! Blonda screams: “Did you try to KILL me?!” Zarbon chuckles and says: “Kill you?! You're TOO good for THAT! I was only trying to MAIM or seriously INJURE you!!!!” Emperor Mavro angrily says: “I'll kill YOU first!” Blonda screams: “Don't get ANY ideas! Stay the course Emperor, stay the course!” Captain Retro says: “Famous last words of SOMEONE who shall forever REMAIN anonymous! You all better get out of here!” Po asks: “Are you crazy?!” Captain Retro says: “I'm not going to risk YOUR safety! You can't mess around with Emperor Mavro! Now GO!!!!” And the other contestants quickly run away! Blonda screams: “Quickly, you FOOL!!!! Capture the contestants NOW!!!!” But Emperor Mavro doesn't budge. Blonda screams: “Emperor Mavro, do you have GUNK in your non-existent EARS?! I am GIVING YOU AN ORDER!!!! Emperor Mavro, I'm NOT going to tell you again!!!! Get those LAZY feet moving and CAPTURE them!!!!” But Blonda doesn't see the EXTREMELY angry and irritated look on Emperor Mavro's face! Blonda screams: “FINE!!!! You want to act like a child? Then I'll TREAT you like a child! You have until the count of THREE!!!! ONE!!!! TWO!!!!” Emperor Mavor sweetly says: “Blonda? I have a BETTER idea!” Blonda chuckles as she says: “Isn't THAT something?! Well then, Emperor, why don't you come over here and tell me what you managed to come up with in that walnut-sized BRAIN of yours?!” Emperor Mavro gets REALLY close to Blonda, and Captain Retro SEES a vision, and he says: “Blonda, WAIT!!!! Don't LISTEN!!!!” But Blonda scoffs at Captain Retro, and Emperor Mavro whispers: “I have a great, GREAT idea!!!!” Blonda says: “You already SAID that!!!! Would you just tell me what it IS, already?! I am DYING to know!!!!” Emperor Mavro chuckles evilly and says: “Not YET, you're not!” Blonda asks: “What do you mean by...THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Emperor Mavro GRABS Blonda by the throat, choking the very breath out of her, and Emperor Mavro GRABS the remote that Blonda is holding, and SMASHES it to pieces!!!! Than Emperor Mavro takes the electric collar OFF of his neck, and smashes IT to pieces, to!!!! Emperor Mavro evilly says: “Now YOU can't EVER tell ME what to do AGAIN!!!! Now you will NEVER tell ANYONE what to do again!!!! Never, NEVER, NEVER!!!!” And Blonda gasps as she struggles to get a breath of air! Emperor Mavro evilly says: “You're LOVELY for bringing ME back to life, but I no longer need YOU buzzing around MY space; I plan to FIND the contestants, and KILL every last being on EARTH!!!! And I think I'll start with YOU!!!! I know that you had hopes and dreams of starring in your own spin-off show, but that's ALL they ever were, hopes and DREAMS!!!! So, GOOD-BYE hopes, GOOD-BYE dreams!!!!” And Emperor Mavro shoots a GIGANTIC beam of energy up into the SKY, and BLOWS up Blonda's home of Fairywood! And Captain Retro can't BELIEVE that Emperor Mavro DID that! Emperor Mavro facetiously says: “OOPS!!!! Did I just BLOW your home-town up?!!!” Captain Retro seriously says: “You're PURE EVIL!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Captain Retro does a HARD, flying kick at Emperor Mavro, only for him to not even FLINCH!!!! Emperor Mavro turns to the crippled Blonda and says: “I'll take care of you LATER, once I brush this INSECT aside!” And Emperor Mavro throws the crippled Blonda far away! Captain Retro seriously says: “You're going to PAY for destroying Blonda's home, you're GOING to pay!!!!” Emperor Mavro says: “Foolish mortal!!!! I've destroyed THOUSANDS of worlds bigger than your own, all without even breaking a sweat! Do you think I FEAR you?! There is NOTHING that I can't conquer!” Captain Retro says: “I won't let you conquer this world, not as long as there's an ounce of breath in my body!” Emperor Mavro chuckles evilly and says: “FOOL!!!! I was HOPING you'd say that! Well, if I'm something that can STOPPED, than just TRY to STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Captain Retro charges at Emperor Mavro CRAZILY, punching and kicking him like CRAZY, but nothing seems to be having any effect! Emperor Mavro says: “I'm made out of tougher STUFF than you! Your attacks are like NOTHING to me!!!!” And he BRUSHES Captain Retro back, sending him quite a few feet backwards! Captain Retro says: “I'm giving you one last chance, surrender!” Emperor Mavro defiantly says: “NEVER!!!!” Captain Retro says: “Than you ASKED for it! Kamehameha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (BOOM!!!!) But when the smoke clears, Emperor Mavro emerges and screams: “You charred my ARMOR!!!!” Captain Retro is taken aback as he gasps and says: “IT—IT didn't WORK?!!!” Emperor Mavro yells: “You DARE to singe MY armor?!!! Try my DEATH RAY!!!!” And Captain Retro gasps as Emperor Mavro fires a VIOLENT red light at him and Captain Retro says: “Too MUCH!!!!” And Captain Retro closes his eyes, only for something to BLOCK the ray!!!! Emperor Mavro screams: “WHAT?!!!” And Captain Retro opens his eyes, and a BUNCH of Nicktoons start appearing, surrounding Emperor Mavro! Emperor Mavro asks: “What is this?!” Captain Retro gasps and says: “They're Nicktoons! They're all Nicktoons!” And each of the Nicktoons from each of their respective shows, strike a pose as Captain Retro mentions them! / Captain Retro says: “From Doug, it's Doug, Patty, Skeeter, Judy, and Porkchop! From Ren and Stimpy, it's Ren, Stimpy, Haggis, Muddy Mudskipper, and Powdered Toast Man! From Rugrats, it's Reptar, Charlotte Pickles, Dru Pickles, Stu Pickles, and Didi Pickles! From Rocko's Modern Life, it's Rocko, Heffer, Filburt, Dr. Hutchison, Spunky, and Really REALLY Big Man! From AHHH!!!! Real Monsters, it's Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, and Gromble! From KABLAM!, it's Sniz, Fondue, Thunder Girl, Loopy, Race Rabbit, and Melt Man! From Hey Arnold!, it's Arnold, Gerald, Phoebe, Helga, and Rhonda! From The Angry Beavers, it's Norbert, Daggett, Treeflower, Barry, Stump, and Bing! From The Wild Thornberries, it's Eliza, Darwin, Debbie, Donnie, Nigel, and Marianne! From Catdog, it's Cat, Dog, Randolph, Dunglap, Mr. Sunshine, and Lola. There's Rocket Power with Otto, Reggie, Twister, Sam, Raymundo, and Tito! From Spongebob Squarepants, there's Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Larry, Pearl, and Stanley! From The Fairly Oddparents, there's Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, the Crimson Chin, Poof, and Sparky! From The Brothers Flubb, there's Guapo and Franz! From Invader Zim, there's Zim, Dib, and Gir! From Jimmy Neutron, there's Jimmy, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Nick, and Goddard! From Chalkzone, there's Snap, Rudy, and Penny! From My Life As a Teenage Robot, there's Jenny, Brad, Tuck, Misty, XJ8, and the Silver Shell! From All Grown Up, it's Lil, Tommy, Chuckie, Suzie, Phil, Dil, and Kimi! From Catscratch, it's Gordon, Waffle, Mr. Blik, Hovis, and Human Kimberly! From Avatar: The Last Airbender, it's Aang, Katara, and Toph! From Dragonball Z, there's Goku, Krillin, Tien, Piccolo, Gohan, and Master Roshi! There's Yakkety Yak from Yakketty Yak, Tintin and Snowy from The Adventures of Tintin, Rango from Rango, and Korra from The Legends of Korra! There's Bessie Higgenbottom, Ben and Happy from The Mighty B! There's Mikey, Gonard, Lily, Mitsuki, Guano, and Ozu from Kappa Mikey! From The Penguins of Madagascar, it's Skipper, Marlene, King Julien, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Maurice, and Mort! From Danny Phantom, it's Danny and Gwen! From Back At the Barnyard, it's Peck, Freddy, Abby, Duke, Rat, and Bessie! From TUFF Puppy, it's Dudley, Kitty, Keswick, Chief, and Chameleon! From Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, it's Po, Tigress, Crane, Viper, Mantis, and Shifu! From Kaput and Zosky, it's Kaput and Zosky! From Planet Sheen, it's Sheen, Nesmith, and Asheefu! From Monsters Vs. Aliens, it's Susan, The Missing Link, BOB, Dr. Cockroach, and Squeep! From Sanjay and Craig, it's Sanjay, Craig, Megan, Hector, Ronnie Slithers, and Tufflips! From Breadwinners, it's Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Ketta, T. Midi, Oonski, the Breadmaker, and Jenny Quackles! From Harvey Beaks, it's Harvey, Fee, Foo, Dade, and Peri. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Master Splinter, and Casey! From Pig Goat Banana Cricket, it's Pig and Goat! From Alvin!!!! and the Chipmunks, it's Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor! From The Loud House, it's Lincoln, Lana, and Lori! And from Rocket Monkeys, it's Wally, Gus, and...Yay-Ok? What happened to you?!” Yay-Ok coughs and says: “I blocked that Death Ray blast for you. It just blasted off my upgrades.” Captain Retro sighs and says: “Thanks, Yay-Ok. I owe you one.” The Nicktoons walk forward in a very dramatic fashion, and the position of the clouds makes light shine brightly on Stimpy, Haggis, Rocko, Heffer, Sniz, Fondue, Gerald, Phoebe, Norbert, Daggett, Treeflower, Eliza, Darwin, Dog, Randolph, Otto, Reggie, Twister, all the representatives from Spongebob Squarepants, Wanda, Guapo, Franz, Zim, Dib, Jimmy, Jenny, Lil, Suzie, Gordon, Aang, Goku, Krillin, Yakkety Yak, Tintin, Rango, Bessie, Gonard, Guano, Skipper, Marlene, King Julien, Danny Phantom, Peck, Freddy, Abby, Duke, Dudley, Kitty, Keswick, Chameleon, Po, Tigress, Kaput, Sheen, Nesmith, The Missing Link, Squeep, Sanjay, Craig, Ronnie, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Oonski, Harvey, Fee, Foo, Dade, Donatello, Master Splinter, Pig, Goat, Alvin, Simon, Lincoln, and Wally. Captain Retro asks: “I don't understand, why are you helping me?” Stimpy says: “For one simple reason, you are a Nicktoon. And when a villain messes with ONE of us, they mess with all of us!” Emperor Mavro threateningly says: “I have an ARMY!!!!” And a bunch of X-Borgs appear to back Emperor Mavro up! Rocko says: “We have an army as well!” And a bunch of Rabbids from Rabbids Invasion appear, and even LEGENDARY Power Rangers! Captain Retro says: “It's Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Aisha, and Ninjor, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers! It's Tommy, Rocky, Adam, Kat, Tanya, and Trey, Power Rangers Zeo! It's the Blue Centaurion and the Phantom Ranger, Power Rangers Turbo! It's Andros, T.J., Carlos, Cassie, Ashley, and Zhane, Power Rangers in Space! It's Leo, Kai, Damon, Maya, Karone, and Mike, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy! There's Carter, Dana, Chad, and Ryan, Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue! There's Wes, Eric, Jen, Trip, Katie, and Lucas from Power Rangers Time Force! There's Cole, Taylor, Danny, Max, and Merrick from Power Rangers Wild Force! There's Hunter, Blake, Cam, Shane, and Tori from Power Rangers Ninja Storm! There's Conner, Kira, Ethan, and Trent from Power Rangers DinoThunder! There's Sydney, Z, Bridge, Doggie, Jack, Sky, and Sam from Power Rangers S.P.D.! There's Udonna, Xander, Vida, Chip, Madison, and Nick from Power Rangers Mystic Force! It's Mack, Dak, Rose, and Tyzonn from Power Rangers Operation Overdrive! It's Casey, Theo, R.J., Jarrod, Camille, Master Phant, Lily, Master Swoop, and Dominic from Power Rangers Jungle Fury! It's Jayden, Antonio, Emily, Kevin, and Mia from Power Rangers Samurai! It's Orion, Robo Knight, Noah, Jake, Gia, and Emma from Power Rangers Super MegaForce!” And the Power Rangers step forward, and salute to the Nicktoons. And General Barracuda steps forward and says: “And I've got one last treat, some Nicktoon representatives FROM the future! Me, Captain Retro, the Girl from Ipanema, and BlackHawk, from Captain Retro and the Retros!” Captain Retro says: “It's a LEGENDARY Cross-over Battle!” Emperor Mavro screams: “ATTACK!!!!” Tommy says: “Power Up!!!!” Tigress says: “Those who CAN fight, do! Everybody else, use your Nickelodeon Slime Blasters!” Captain Retro sighs and he says: “I love being a Nicktoon!!!!” And everyone charges to CLASH together in what is perhaps the GREATEST fight to ever be seen in a Nicktoon to date! Powdered Toast Man, Really REALLY Big Man, Thunder Girl, The Crimson Chin, Snap, Jenny, Misty, XJ8, the Silver Shell, Guano, Susan, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, the Breadmaker, Captain Retro, and BlackHawk all use their super-powers to take down a bunch of X-Borgs! Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, and Gromble all use scaring abilities to put a bunch of X-Borgs out of commission! Otto, Reggie, Twister, Sam, Raymundo and Tito all use their extreme athletic skills to zoom around a bunch of X-Borgs as they attack them! Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky all blast magic at some X-Borgs, disintegrating quite a few of them! Aang, Katara, Toph, Korra, Goku, Krillin, Tien, Piccolo, Gohan, Master Roshi, Po, Tigress, Crane, Viper, Mantis, and Master Shifu all use their extreme martial art skills to destroy many more X-Borgs! Danny Phantom works with the TUFF Puppy gang, while he ghosts in and out of the X-Borgs, while Dudley and his friends take them out with spy gadgets! Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce level up to become Street Fighters as they blast away and knock out several more X-Borgs! Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, Master Splinter, and Casey all work in tandem using their weapons to take out several X-Borgs! The Rabbids, using their superior numbers and crazy unpredictability, manage to take out a number of X-Borgs that way! And of course, the Power Rangers all use their respective Power Ranger powers, skills, and abilities to take down more X-Borgs! Stimpy says: “I bet it feels good to be back here, doesn't it?” Ren says: “No place that I'd rather be!” Haggis says: “I may be getting older, but I've still got plenty of fight left in me!” Sniz says: “Now THIS is a ratings winner!” Fondue says: “Like anyone would ever give YOU any doubt?!” Gerald says: “This will help me get in shape for the upcoming Hey Arnold Jungle Movie!” Treeflower says: “You didn't think I'd miss this party, did you?” Norbert says: “I'm glad that you didn't!” Daggett says: “I agree, we'll take ALL the help we can get, as long as it's good help!” Debbie asks: “Why don't we ever do THIS kind of stuff on OUR show?” Eliza says: “Because that's not the kind of show we are!” Darwin says: “Thank heavens!” Cat says: “I'm not going to let you down, brother!” Dog says: “I know you won't, Cat!” Randolph asks: “Didn't I just LEAVE this party?” Dog says: “You're so FUNNY, Randolph!” Patrick asks: “How are you feeling, Spongebob?” Spongebob says: “Much better, thank you. Now that I've got my memory back, I've been working the jury over to make SURE they don't hand the win to SKIPPER under any circumstances!” Tigress says: “EMOTIONAL PLAYER!!!! Called IT!!!!” Marlene says: “I'll say THIS for Spongebob, he can sure hold a GRUDGE when he wants to!” Skipper says: “I'm SERIOUSLY reconsidering trying to get rid of Spongebob about now!” Dib says: “Never thought I'd see the day when Zim would actively want to SAVE the world rather than end it!” Zim says: “Lucky for you, life on Earth changed me for the better!” XJ8 says: “Nobody can call me a piece of obsolete technology now!” Jenny says: “Don't worry, I NEVER did!” Suzie says: “It sure feels WEIRD to be fighting alongside our PARENTS like this!” Lil says: “Just be thankful they're using our YOUNGER parents, and not the older ones from All Grown Up!” Suzie says: “Amen to THAT!” Aang says: “It's time to earn myself some REDEMPTION!!!!” Krillin says: “I wish ALL my opponents were this easy to defeat!” Goku says: “So do I, Krillin.” Gonard says: “I sure hope CHA draws an EXCELLENT picture of us for this event!” Guano says: “She's an EXCELLENT artist!” Chameleon says: “It feels GOOD to be the good guy!” Keswick says: “And guess what? Kitty and I are dating now!” Dudley says: “Congratulations! I always said you were quite the ladies man!” Zosky asks: “Remind me, why am I HERE again?!” Kaput says: “Because you OWE me for that stunt you pulled back in Area 51!” Zosky says: “I said I was SORRY, sheesh!” Nesmith says: “Sheen, you NEVER told me you had a GIRLFRIEND on Earth!” And Libby and Asheefu both glare at Sheen suspiciously. Sheen, awkwardly says: “AWKWARD!!!!” Craig says: “We finally get to fight together, brother!” Ronnie says: “It just feels good to be together, brother!” Dade says: “I can't believe we're actually in a big fight like this!” Harvey says: “Me neither! But we got to keep it up!” Wally says: “BlackHawk, you're impressive!” BlackHawk says: “I've had YEARS of practice to get this good!” Andros says: “It's time for the last push! Take out the last of them!” And with hard work and effort, all of the X-Borgs are destroyed and taken down for the count! Emperor Mavro screams: “My ARMY!!!!” Captain Retro says: “And now it's time to try this again! Goku and Krillin, help me out!” And the three of them simultaneously say: “Kamehameha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And the BLAST explodes on Emperor Mavro and he starts short-circuiting! Emperor Mavro screams: “My EMPIRE!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And he EXPLODES in a gigantic ball of fire, and all the Nicktoons fall down, exhausted from their fight. Heffer says: “You guys, you did it! You actually destroyed Emperor Mavro!” Rocko says: “WE did it, Heffer! Together!” Jimmy says: “I wish we could stick around, but we've got homes to go back to.” Guapo says: “If you ever need us again, just call for us, and we will come.” Captain Retro says: “I'll keep that in mind in case I ever need a delivery in space.” Jason says: “Good-bye everybody, it's been fun!” And Wanda wishes ALL of the non-contestant Nicktoons away and back to their homes. Sniz says: “Well, I'd say the challenge is over. Victory goes to the Power Rangers Retro Force, for destroying the monster, AND Emperor Mavro! Fondue sees Bulma and Zarbon sneaking out of a hiding place. Bulma asks: “Is it over? Are all the disgusting bad guys gone?” Fondue asks: “Why didn't YOU two do ANYTHING to help out in the fight?!” Bulma screams: “I am a VERY delicate FLOWER!!!! I'm not some PSYCHO junkie who gets their KICKS blowing up PSYCHO freaks!” Zarbon says: “And I'm NOT a popular FAVORITE with Gohan and Krillin! If they saw me, they would KILL me!” Sniz says: “Well, seeing as how YOUR squadron failed to destroy the monster, and how YOU two flaked out in that fight with Emperor Mavro, I'm afraid that the Power Rangers Sniz Squad will be facing an elimination ceremony!” Norbert says: “This is it, Daggett! It's time to find out the results of our endeavor!” (Confessional) Norbert says: “This is the most excitement we've had in years. Even if we get booted out today, I feel as though I can leave the game on a high note. I feel like I've really bonded with Daggett this season, in a way that I never could on my own show.” / Daggett says: “This season didn't really go the way I anticipated it to, but I feel as though I did pretty well for myself. I certainly did a lot better than I thought I would, initially! I just hope that is taken into consideration for when the vote-off takes place.” / Bulma says: “There's no doubt those two beavers are going to try to take out Zarbon. But all I have to do is convince PO to vote with me! My strategy? It's a piece of cake!” / Po is actually EATING a piece of cake as he says: “Piece of CAKE!!!!” (End Confessional) The plane is in transit, and the contestants who were members of the Power Rangers Sniz Squad, are in the Elimination Ceremony. Sniz says: “It is time once again to find out which contestants will REMAIN as contestants on this show, and which contestants will be eliminated! You will cast your votes for two contestants. The two contestants who receive the most votes WILL be eliminated, and will have to leave! So get to it, and VOTE!!!!” (Confessional) Gonard votes off Daggett and Norbert. Gonard says: “You two had a good run, but this is where it ends.” / Po votes off Daggett and Norbert. Po says: “Bulma gave me a piece of cake in exchange that I vote off Daggett and Norbert! I bet I can get MORE cake if I continue to vote the way Bulma wants me to!” / Norbert gulps and he says: “I hope luck is on our side!” And he votes off Zarbon and Gonard! / Daggett pretend gags and says: “THAT is my utter disdain for Zarbon and that SPOOTY head, Bulma Briefs!” And he votes off Zarbon and Bulma! / Bulma says: “You two beavers have been a LOT more trouble than you're worth, but it will SOON be over NOW!” And she votes off Daggett and Norbert! Zarbon chuckles deviously and says: “It looks like I don't HAVE to risk a penalty vote THIS time! Bye-bye, beavers!” And he votes off Daggett and Norbert! (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Voting is over, it's time to reveal the results! Here is who will receive bags of popcorn! Po! Bulma, Gonard!” Daggett looks nervously at Norbert, Norbert closes his eyes and hugs Daggett, Zarbon doesn't even flinch! Sniz says: “The final bag of popcorn goes to...ZARBON!!!!” Zarbon smiles evilly and says: “Sorry, it looks like I'll be staying, not YOU two! Your efforts were for NAUGHT!!!!” Norbert says: “Believe it or not, this wasn't about OUR game, it was about PROVING what a TERRIBLE being you ARE to others!” Daggett says: “Now that EVERYONE has seen what you will do JUST because Bulma WANTS you to do it, you have made sure that the jury NOW views you unfavorably, so even if you DO get to the Final Three, NOBODY will vote for you to WIN!!!!” Zarbon groans angrily and he says: “CURSES!!!!” Daggett and Norbert both grab their parachutes, and Norbert says: “Good luck on winning the game NOW, Bulma! I think you'll need ALL you can get at this point!” And with that, Daggett and Norbert both take their jumps out of the plane! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: “Two more contestants down, 16 more to go. Who will take the plunge next is anybody's guess! And there's no telling where we're going to next, but stick around and find out on the next episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: A montage of the best moments of The Angry Beavers from the Total Cartoon series, focusing primarily on Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower, is played, while a 1986 hit song from Van Halen is played! Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Van Halen. Song: “Dreams.” Sung by: Van Halen! Sammy Hagar: “World turns black and white, pictures in an empty room! Your love starts falling down, better change your tune! Reach for the golden ring, reach for the sky! Baby, just spread your wings! We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb! We'll get higher and higher, leave it all behind! Run, run, run away, like a train running off the track! The truth gets left behind and falls between the cracks! Standing on broken dreams, but never losing sight! Spread your wings! We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb! We'll get higher and higher, leave it all behind! So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! Cause we belong in a world that must be strong! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! (Instrumental Solo) We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb! Higher and higher, leave it all behind; oh we're higher and higher, who knows what we'll find? So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! Baby, we belong, in a world that must be strong! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! Oh, that's what dreams are made of! (Instrumental Solo) And in the end, on dreams we will depend, cause that's what love, is made of!” (Instrumental fade out, and the song ends). / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode, “Armageddon It, I Won't Back Down, Venus,” and the Van Halen version of “Dreams.” Running gags in this episode; various contestants keep saying they will stop doing something ONLY under a certain condition, to which they refer to as being, “As in, NEVER!!!!” And Captain Retro keeps saying that he LOVES being a Nicktoon! Emperor Mavro is brought back to life by Blonda, and Emperor Mavro BETRAYS by Blonda by DESTROYING her home town of Fairywood! A whole BUNCH of Nickelodeon Power Rangers and Nicktoon movie and cartoon stars, from the past, present, and future appear in this episode! The only Nickelodeon Nicktoon shows NOT getting represented are “Mr. Meaty, Three Delivery, Wild Grinders, Power Rangers R.P.M.,” and “Power Rangers Dino Charge.” Daggett and Norbert are both eliminated in this episode, meaning all the representatives from “The Angry Beavers” have now been eliminated from this show. / Personal Notes: Putting this episode together was NO easy task! I had to research 25 years of Nicktoons, and “Power Rangers!” Most of it, I remembered from experience, but I had to actually LOOK some of it up. I obviously couldn't include EVERY Nicktoon character or even every show, so I went with the ones I personally knew from having seen them on T.V., because I wanted to celebrate the Silver Anniversary of Nicktoons, and have something for everyone in this episode. Daggett and Norbert's game were always going to be tied very closely together this season. Daggett had two main goals this season, to prove he could be funny, and to be able to stand on his own as a contestant, which I feel he did very well, as he ended up maturing a LOT in this season! Norbert's main goal was to watch out for Daggett's best interests, and to support Daggett's growth as a character. I feel as though having them leave the game after EXPOSING Bulma's strategy of using ZARBON to do all her dirty deeds, would be the perfect point to have them leave the game! Now the hard part remains, of actually getting Zarbon and Bulma out! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Awesome episode, man! The only downside doesn't have to do with the episode; but the fact that your facing burnout, and we won't get to see more fantastic episodes as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Things are going to cool down a bit, but there's still many more interesting places to go to, and we're going to see one, right now! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, the consensus was made between the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance, that something had to be done about Bulma and Zarbon. Daggett and Norbert bravely put their own games on the line, in the hopes that they could bait Bulma and Zarbon into targeting them. While Bulma didn't take the bait, Zarbon went for their ploy hook, line, and sinker! Also, it was a challenge dedicated to the Power Rangers, taking place in Valencia, California. And who should wear his UGLY head except for the dreaded Emperor Mavro?! It seems that Blonda brought the demented despot back to life, only to immediately regret it. The only way to combat Emperor Mavro and his army, was with an army of our own, and therefore, the BIGGEST cross-over of Nicktoons to EVER grace the small screen occurred, and Emperor Mavro was destroyed, AGAIN! When it came time to decide which squadron of Power Rangers needed to face an elimination ceremony, it ended up being Daggett and Norbert put on the chopping block. And with four votes against them, we said good-bye to the remaining representatives from The Angry Beavers. We are down to sixteen contestants, and our path is taking us high ABOVE sea level! What will we do? What songs will we sing? And who will prevail in this challenge? Find out on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! Colorado, here we come!” / Instead of the usual show open, Captain Retro and the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance are seen in a unique show open, singing their version of a 1981 Jefferson Starship song. / Genre: 1980's Rock. Sub-Genre: Jefferson Starship. Song: “Find Your Way Back.” Sung by: Captain Retro and the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance. / Captain Retro: “You know, it's been a long, long road, since I packed up and left on my own.” Stimpy, about Lil: “And I carry a heavy load, just trying get back to her heart.” Wally: “I sure ain't got no home, I seem to find love where I ramble, and when it's time to go, I hear that voice again, saying, find your way back.” Captain Retro: “Find your way back to her heart.” Power Rangers Retro Force: “Find your way back, find your way back to her heart!” Rocko: “Leave a message with the rain, you can find me where the wind blows.” Reggie: “The snow across the pain, and the frost upon the heart.” Dog: “You got no place to be, still you wonder where you're going.” Wally: “And why I had to leave, I hear a voice, it says to me, find your way back.” Captain Retro: “Find your way back to her heart.” Power Rangers Retro Force: “Find your way back, find your way back to her heart!” Rocko: “To her heart! Come on!” (Instrumental Solo) Captain Retro about Marlene: “I know it's too late now, but, I wish I could go back in time, and start all over somehow, and get it right from the start!” Wally: “Find your way back, find your way back to her heart.” Power Rangers Retro Force: “Find your way back, find your way back to her heart!” Stimpy: “Find your way back.” Reggie: “Find your way back.” Rocko: “Find your way back.” Dog: “Find your way back.” Reggie: “Find your way back.” Captain Retro: “Find your way back.” Power Rangers Retro Force: “Find your way back.” Reggie: “Find your way back.” Wally: “Find your way back.” Stimpy: “Find your way back. Reggie: “Find your way back.” Captain Retro: “Find your way back!” (Echoes “Back” multiple times until the epic song ends). / “Baking Bad; and Good!” The episode opens up with the plane in transit, and the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance in the V.I.P. Lounge. Rocko says: “Man, I hate it that we lost not only Daggett, but Norbert as well! They were two good players, and Bulma STILL managed to get rid of them!” Stimpy says: “They knew the risk they were taking. Besides, Zarbon took a REAL hit in the popularity department when he attacked those two like that.” Wally says: “Although technically speaking, his popularity was already kind of shaky as it was.” Reggie says: “Now that Zarbon has lost his standing with most of the remaining contestants, not to mention the potential jury, our path towards getting to the Final Five should be a lot easier.” Dog says: “Especially now that you've got ME in the mix! I want to avenge the loss of Randolph and play a game that he can be proud of!” Stimpy says: “I know what you mean. Not counting the last challenge, this marks the longest amount of time that Lil and I have been apart ever since I first met her. If I can bring back a piece of that $44.44 million, I'll feel happy knowing that her departure this season, wasn't in vain.” Captain Retro says: “And I think I may finally have the key that will solve our Bulma problem once and for all.” Rocko asks: “Really? Why don't you tell us what it is?” Captain Retro says: “Yay-Ok saved my life in the last challenge, so I need to do something to repay him.” Wally says: “He helps me out all the time when I'm out in space, he'd do the same for anybody who deserves to be saved.” Captain Retro says: “Anyways, I asked him if there was anything I could do to repay him, and he offered me something in return.” Dog asks: “What did he give you?” Captain Retro holds out what APPEARS to be a brown, dog chew bone. Captain Retro says: “This.” Stimpy asks: “What exactly IS that?” Captain Retro says: “Yay-Ok told me it was a voice recorder in the shape of a dog, chew bone. You record YOUR voice or a conversation, and you can play it back later.” Rocko asks: “What's so significant about a voice recorder?” Captain Retro says: “What's significant is that THIS little device may be the thing that brings down Bulma Briefs!” Wally asks: “How can it do that? Not that I'm doubting Yay-Ok's judgment, far from it! I'm just wondering what your angle is, on it?” Captain Retro answers: “Bulma LOVES to hear herself talk, in case you haven't noticed! She LOVES being right with just about, EVERYTHING!!!!” Dog says: “We kind of NOTICED that!” Captain Retro says: “Bulma may be smart, but she's also a motor-mouth! She apparently lacks the ability to self-censor herself. And in the right environment, Bulma may just let SOMETHING slip that she doesn't WANT to be heard by the rest of us!” Stimpy asks: “What exactly would that be? Captain Retro says: “Her plans, her strategies, what she REALLY thinks about the remaining contestants, and what she has in mind for us! We can use this voice recorder to record what she says, and when the time is right, we play it back and EXPOSE Bulma for who she REALLY is!” Rocko says: “The plan sounds all right, but there's one major thing we can't get around; Bulma KNOWS better than to spill her secrets around US! There's no WAY she would open up to any of us!” Captain Retro says: “That's why we're going to need help in this endeavor. We HAVE to convince Gonard to talk to Bulma FOR us!” Wally asks: “Why would Gonard do that? Gonard's IN an alliance with Bulma!” Captain Retro says: “Only out of necessity! Gonard has no better options on the table. What we have to point out to him is that no matter WHAT Bulma is promising him, she will NEVER give Gonard what he wants! Once Gonard realizes this, I'm sure he will help out in our endeavor!” Dog asks: “Why don't we just ask Zarbon? Doesn't HE have Bulma's trust better than Gonard does?” Captain Retro says: “The problem is, Zarbon TRUSTS Bulma TOO much! He can't see that Bulma is just using him to get further in the game! If we want this plan to work, gaining Gonard's trust is our only option.” Reggie says: “I'm all for that plan, but who's going to work Gonard over?” Captain Retro says: “We need someone who isn't in TOO deep with the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance. Dog, as a fellow canine, I think you have the greatest chance of earning Gonard's trust.” Dog says: “I'll use my natural canine instincts, Captain Retro, you can count on me!” Wally asks: “What about the rest of us?” Captain Retro says: “I think we can afford to relax in this challenge. If my aura reading abilities on Sniz are correct, than we shouldn't BE facing an Elimination Ceremony this time. If we let our guard down, than Bulma might do so as well.” Reggie says: “I sure HOPE that's what happens! After all the Elimination Ceremonies that Bulma has managed to survive, we will definitely need SOMETHING to help us turn the tide against Bulma!” Rocko says: “Don't worry, I think Karma is FINALLY going to have something to say to Bulma, and it's NOT going to be pretty!” Captain Retro says: “We're all in this together, so let's make it happen!” Everyone fist-bumps and they all simultaneously say: “To the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Often, the key to winning a game is to turn somebody's greatest strength, into their greatest weakness. Bulma's biggest strength is her genius, and that in turn makes her a know-it-all. I'm banking on Bulma's MASSIVE ego and her non-stop motor-mouth to be her downfall!” / Rocko says: “If someone had asked me at the beginning of this season, if I thought I could outlast 42 other contestants in a competition, I would've said no way! My stamina has definitely increased from last season, but I'm not sure how much longer I can stay in the game. Without the safety of a winning team, I'm basically living challenge to challenge, now. And because I've already made it to the Final Four LAST season, I'm basically right behind Marlene and Dog in terms of threats that Bulma MUST be thinking about eliminating! But it's not so much my game I'm thinking about as much as Reggie's, I want Reggie to do well this season, for both of us!” / Stimpy says: “I still think it's AMAZING how I've managed to last THIS long! 42 contestants eliminated, and I'm STILL standing! It would be nice if Lil could be standing here WITH me, but I know that she's proud of what I've managed to accomplish! Personally, I think if I can manage to last just a few more challenges, I'll feel as though I can leave this competition with my head held high. I'm proud of how I've performed this season, I feel as though I've had a really good performance this season.” / Wally says: “The most notable thing about this season, in terms of my own game, are the number of surprising maneuvers I've managed to pull off; not only with my team, but on my own, and as a member of an alliance! And now, with the help of Yay-Ok, we might just finally bring down Bulma Briefs herself! It won't be easy, but then again, anything WORTH doing, is usually NEVER easy! But with Captain Retro on our side, I have a feeling that we can prevail!” / Dog says: “I know that Bulma MUST have her sights set on me, seeing as how I managed to WIN last season! Even so, I don't want to leave this competition, without doing everything I CAN do, that can help get Bulma Briefs out of the game! That's why I'm willing to help Captain Retro with his plan! Plus, I'm probably one of the few contestants remaining that might be able to connect with Gonard. If I can pull this off, I'll be able to end my time as a contestant on a high note, by being able to bring down Bulma Briefs!” (End Confessional) Meanwhile, in Normal Class, all the other contestants are sulking about where they are in the plane. They don't notice that Dog has entered in, and is overhearing the conversation. Suzie says: “We have just GOT to break this losing rut! I don't want to spend EVERY day of my life as a contestant STUCK in the back of the plane!” Marlene says: “I wasn't AWARE Rosa Parks was on this plane!” Suzie sarcastically says: “You're a REAL comedienne, aren't you Marlene?” Marlene smirks and she genuinely says: “I try to be!” Skipper says: “Normally, I don't like losing, but from what Kowalski's analysis about these kinds of situations tell me, that we actually gain MORE experience from losing, than we do from winning!” Chameleon says: “Than by THAT logic, Patrick must be the SMARTEST contestant on this plane!” Patrick is taken aback and he says: “Hey! I resent that tone of sarcasm!” Bulma says: “And furthermore, that is a totally FALSE! Everyone KNOWS I am the smartest PERSON on this plane, and in the entire UNIVERSE! Po facetiously says: “Okay, now tell us what you REALLY think about yourself!” Bulma seriously says: “I just DID!” Zarbon says: “Just IGNORE the haters! They don't appreciate pure genius the way I do!” Bulma romantically says: “You sure know how to LOVE a woman, that's for sure!” Gonard kneels down and says: “Come ON!!!! I could be a GREAT lover and dater TO, you know! I could court you, and romance you TO, you know!” Dudley rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: “Oh, SURE, Gonard! You're a REAL expert on GIRLS!!!!” Gonard sputters and shouts: “Why does EVERYONE assume that I don't KNOW anything about GIRLS?! I mean, BESIDES the fact that I've NEVER actually DATED one!” Skipper says: “I WAS going to say.” Bulma coyly says: “All right, Gonard, you've got ONE shot! Impress me! WIN me the challenge today, and I WILL give YOU what you want!” Zarbon sputters and shouts: “What ARE you DOING?!!!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Gonard's got NOTHING! Like he could EVER succeed! And besides, what does Gonard have that YOU don't have BETTER?!” Gonard says: “An ACTUAL human reproduction system, for one!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Something I OBVIOUSLY figured out before YOU ever brought it up!” And upon hearing this, Dog runs back towards the V.I.P. Lounge! (Confessional) Bulma rolls her eyes, scoffs and says: “PLEASE! The day that GONARD ever impresses ME, is the day that I WILL eat a slice of humble pie! And I try to watch my figure carefully, so even if humble pie tastes good, it wouldn't be GOOD for my figure!” / Zarbon says: “I don't doubt Bulma's genre, but I just STILL can't believe that Gonard is STILL trying to work the Bulma angle THIS late in the game! I have LOGICALLY got the Bulma angle all locked up! What could Gonard POSSIBLY do that I couldn't? I mean, who's more likely to actually WIN a challenge? Me, or Gonard?! Me! No contest!” / Gonard fist-pumps and says: “All right! I have a SHOT with Bulma Briefs! Now all I've got to do is not blow it, and actually WIN a challenge for Bulma Briefs! It won't be easy, but I've got MOTIVATION! Plus, if things don't work out with Bulma, I can always use what I learn from my experience with Bulma, and apply it towards dating with Lily! I mean, Lily's BOUND to be impressed by the fact that I've actually made it past the team merge! Even GUANO couldn't do that! I've got a GREAT game under my belt!” / Marlene and Skipper are together. Marlene rolls her eyes and says: “Gonard is SO delusional! The way he FAWNS over Bulma, tripping over himself for a girl that doesn't even KNOW he EVEN exists!” Skipper asks: “The way that YOU pretend that you and Captain Retro don't have any unresolved issues?” Marlene scoffs and seriously says: “No, I don't see any RESEMBLANCE there!” Skipper says: “Just keep your mind on playing the game, Marlene. That's what we came here to do.” Marlene says: “And I would say that we are VERY good at it!” Skipper chuckles and says: “You've got THAT right!” / Suzie says: “At this point, my biggest concern is taking out Marlene! She outlasted me LAST time, I will NOT let her do it again! It's MY time to get to the Final Five, and NOBODY is going to take that privilege away from me!” / Patrick seriously says: “You know, the more the other contestants talk smack about me, is only going to make me MORE determined to outlast my critics, and PROVE that I have what it takes to make it to the Final Three! I'm the only representative from Spongebob Squarepants left! All my friends are counting on me! If that's not incentive, I don't know WHAT is!” / Dog says: “So Gonard wants a chance with Bulma. I just have to wait to get Gonard away from Bulma, and offer him my proposal. The right opportunity is BOUND to represent itself. I just know it!” (End Confessional) Dog runs back into the V.I.P. Lounge section, and says: “Guess what, guys?! Bulma is willing to give Gonard a chance to DATE her if he wins this upcoming challenge! This might just be the break in the ice that we've been waiting for!” Captain Retro says: “Good. Now we just need to know what the challenge is going to be, and we'll be golden.” And as if on cue, Sniz comes over on the intercom loud-speakers. Sniz says: “If any of you are wondering what today's challenge will be, we will be going to Colorado.” General Barracuda says: “We will specifically traveling to Leadville, 13,000 feet above sea level, to do a baking contest challenge. Once the baking contest is done, you must take your food from Leadville, down into the quiet, little town of Hartsel, Colorado. And the food MUST get there intact and unharmed!” Sniz says: “And you don't have to worry! Since our last challenge was so intense, there will be NO elimination ceremony to worry about; it's a reward challenge ONLY!!!!” Stimpy breathes a sigh of relief and says: “FINALLY! We catch a break!” Sniz says: “But I would STILL like to see your A-game, because good ratings are everything! The winner of this challenge, for his reward, will get to pick someone of THEIR choice, to go on a romantic date to the hot spring hotel of Buena Vista, Colorado! So good luck to all of you! Sniz, out!” Captain Retro says: “What did I tell you? No elimination ceremony! And a perfect reward situation to boot! If there was ever a challenge for Gonard to win, it's this one!” Rocko says: “I doubt that the other contestants will make it THAT easy for Gonard to win.” Wally says: “We can help Gonard out, to show him he can trust us.” Reggie says: “That's very true. After all, there's no rule about OTHER contestants helping out another contestant to win a challenge if they feel like it. Advantage? That's us!” Dog says: “And I'm an expert on what tastes good! I'll help Gonard bake the best treat possible!” Captain Retro says: “We have a stellar team-work plan! Now let's carry it out, and show the world why the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance RULES!” Stimpy says: “To our alliance, forever!” Captain Retro says: “Rest up guys, there's no telling what exactly the upcoming challenge will involve. It's best to be prepared for anything!” Reggie says: “And I am KNOWN for being ready! Let's do it!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Our plan is set in motion, but having a plan will only do us so much. Now comes the hard part, doing our best to make our plan work. If we do that, we might just be able to take Bulma Briefs down!” / Reggie says: “While I would like to impress everyone with my athletic skills, I do feel that it's more important for Bulma to find out what karma is all about. And I know that Rocko will do what he can to help me. If there's one thing that's important in this competition, is having the support of good friends. And I know that I can count on my friends for just about anything!” (End Confessional) / I will break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4EverGreen Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 This story is taking longer than I thought it would, so I'll make this episode into a three part story. Sorry for making you wait for the next installment of my episode. Thankfully, I'm feeling all better now and I am now ready to finish with the second part of “Baking Bad; And Good!” / In the plane, Bulma and Zarbon are sitting around, ready for ANYBODY; be it Sniz, Fondue, or even General Barracuda, to announce something over the intercom. Zarbon says: “Something is REALLY up on this plane. They're taking quite a while to make their next announcement.” Bulma sulks and says: “They're probably doing this to me on PURPOSE!!!! What have I EVER done WRONG?! I mean, is it a SIN to be TOO beautiful?!!!” Zarbon says: “Try to stay calm and conserve your frustration. Use it against your opponents in this upcoming challenge.” Bulma angrily says: “NOBODY keeps Bulma Briefs waiting, I have a LIFE to get back to! And I DESERVE a challenge that I can CRUSH everybody in!” Zarbon says: “Except me.” Bulma looks at Zarbon, and ignoring her AUTOMATIC reactionary thoughts; flirts, and she romantically says: “Of COURSE except you! You don't think I would mean to BEAT you in a challenge of physical skills? NO!!!! You are MUCH too pretty and CUNNING to EVER fall for the whims of another!” Zarbon romantically says: “I'm glad that it's FINALLY sinking in.” Bulma smirks and says: “Well, since you're feeling confidant, why don't you DO something for me?” Zarbon asks: “What did you have in my mind?” Bulma takes a notepad out of her backpack, and writes something on it. She hands it to Zarbon and says: “Follow THESE instructions to the letter, and TEACH those JERK-FACES a little lesson about NEVER keeping the most beautiful AND intelligent person from THIS planet WAITING for an extended period of time!” Zarbon looks at it, seriously THINKS about it, and says: “Okay...but how am I going to make SURE that General Barracuda doesn't catch ME hacking the computer mainframe?” Bulma shrugs and says: “I don't know. But MAYBE if you blow something up in the cargo area, General Barracuda will inspect it, thinking that it's Anti-Timmy! I mean, I would DO this stuff myself, but I'm a lady, and I would PREFER to not get my hands dirty.” Zarbon asks: “What makes you so sure Anti-Timmy IS on this plane still?” Bulma rolls her eyes and SERIOUSLY says: “Seriously? Trust me, Anti-Timmy is STILL on the plane!” Zarbon says: “And WHEN we win this reward, I trust that you will give ME what I want!” Bulma smiles and says: “As MUCH of it as you want, for however LONG you want it!” Zarbon smiles and says: “That's all I need to know in order to go through with this!” (Confessional) Bulma shrugs and says: “Promising to do things that may or may NOT be of a sexual nature? Eh, it's a small price to pay to make sure that Zarbon does what I want. Besides, it will ALL be worth it in the end when I wind up with EVERYTHING, and LAUGHING all the way to the bank!” / Zarbon says: “Bulma may be a genius, but she's also a certified nitwit! She's practically GIVING me the game by throwing away ideas that would be PERFECTLY killer for her, and instead she gives them to ME, for next to NOTHING! I mean, who DOES that?! Not that I really care. I mean, if Bulma is WILLING to give me the game by giving me HER ideas, far be it for ME to stop her! Personally, I'm more than happy to take HER strategies, and make them mine, and use them to win the WHOLE game! Than again, I suppose that's already a GIVEN, considering how god-like I am!” (End Confessional) An explosion is heard in the back of the plane, which is heard in the cock-pit by the three guys in there. Sniz says: “Uh, General Barracuda, will you PLEASE check the ruckus in the back of the plane, Fondue can take over for a little bit.” Fondue, surprised and unsure, says: “I CAN?!” General Barracuda, shocked, asks: “He CAN?!!!” Sniz sternly says: “NOW!!!!” General Barracuda can tell that Sniz isn't joking, and leaves to check the back of the plane. Zarbon sneaks his way to the computer mainframe, and upon arriving there, uses his finely filed nails to pick the lock of the securely fastened stronghold. Zarbon laughs and gleefully says: “Now is my CHANCE!” Zarbon punches up the command input prompt, and types in some new instructions on the challenge litany list, and prints it off. Zarbon says: “That's good. Now, to mess with the RELATIONSHIPS of the two most VALUABLE characters ON this plane!” Zarbon takes a still-frame shot of Marlene sleeping with Skipper in normal class; than Zarbon selects a still-frame of Sniz sleeping with Katie, the Girl From Ipanema. Sniz digitally REMOVES Skipper and Katie from their respective pictures, and INSERTS Marlene into Sniz's picture, SEAMLESSLY, and prints OUT a picture of the doctored photo! Zarbon chuckles evilly and gleefully says: “Well, Marlene, you're going to REGRET leaving Captain Retro NOW!!!! Ha, ha, ha! Captain Retro would've seen through this ruse, but I'm BETTING that Skipper will not! And I get to make Sniz's love life more complicated as a BONUS!!!! Ha, ha, ha! It's feels SO good to be bad!” / General Barracuda comes back with a piece of paper in his hand. General Barracuda says: “I looked, but I wasn't able to find ANYTHING, other than a suspiciously burned box. I couldn't find a match or anything to identify the culprit, and I couldn't find the security footage for the cargo area, it seems that the last few hours have been mysteriously erased.” Fondue suspiciously says: “That IS odd.” General Barracuda says: “But I DID find these printed challenge instructions right outside the computer mainframe. I think that someone dropped them.” Sniz says: “Well, I hope it wasn't ME; I don't like to forget stuff!” Sniz looks over the instructions and says: “Of TOP importance?! MUST go to the Denver Mint?! NO skipping?! I've GOT to announce THIS A.S.A.P! Attention, passengers!” And everyone, especially Bulma and Zarbon, listen to Sniz speaking. Sniz says: “I almost forgot something VERY important earlier. Apparently, this is something that CAN'T be skipped! We will have to go to the Denver Mint first, and learn the VALUE of printing legal tender there. So our first stop will be the Denver International Airport. We will be arriving at the Mile High City VERY shortly, even though MOST of Denver is actually LOWER than the mile high distinction! Sniz, out!” Zarbon looks at Bulma, and he asks: “Why did you ask me to type in those instructions?” Bulma says: “It's ALL part of YOUR brilliant plan, Zarbon! After all, you DO want to RUIN Marlene's GAME, don't you?” Zarbon says: “Of course I do!” Bulma says: “You DO want to make sure that SKIPPER doesn't win, don't you?” Zarbon eagerly says: “More than anything!” Bulma says: “Than you should have no PROBLEM making sure that this plan of YOURS, comes to fruition!” Zarbon says: “I'm more than happy to do this, but why is it MY plan?!” Bulma looks innocent and says: “Don't give me THAT! I'm just here to give SUGGESTIONS to you! Besides, even if I HAD some kind of plan, which I ASSURE you I don't, I have GRACIOUSLY decided to give YOU all the credit!” Zarbon says: “WOW! You must REALLY be desperate to have a relationship with me!” Bulma chuckles, and says in an uncertain tone: “You have NO idea! We just have to make SURE that this PLAN of ours derails Marlene and Skipper first; as of RIGHT now, any relationship BESIDES ours this season, would be a VERY big THREAT to us! It is absolutely IMPERATIVE that ALL other relationships are DESTROYED! Let nothing get in your WAY, Zarbon! You KNOW what YOU want, you KNOW that YOU deserve it FAR more than THOSE mere mortals! All YOU have to do is PROVE what YOU know to be TRUE, and everything that YOU have EVER wanted, will ALL be YOURS, forever!” Zarbon smiles and says: “I'm doing this ALL for love!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Sometimes, I feel just like Lady MacBeth speaking to her husband MacBeth, to commit royal murder in order to become King. Only I'm not going to BLOW it by becoming consumed with something as pointless as GUILT; because I have NOTHING to feel guilty about! I am completely INNOCENT in this endeavor!” / Zarbon says: “Bulma DOES make a good point. Any relationship BESIDES ours will prove to be a liability. It seems only natural that I mess with them. It's ALL for us!” (End Confessional) The plane lands at the Denver International Airport, and in relatively no time at all, the contestants find themselves at the Denver Mint. Wally says: “This seems very strange.” Stimpy says: “Tell me about it. I mean, why do we have to make a stop here?” Sniz says: “Look, I'm just following the instructions that I've got. I don't question them, I just carry them out. We are here to learn how legal tender is printed. And the best way to learn HOW it is done, is to do it yourself. For the first part of your challenge, you will print off as much money as you can. The money that you make will be used to buy your baking supplies when we get to Leadville.” Po says: “That sounds simple enough.” Sniz says: “And before I forget, there is THIS!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Bulma smiles and says: “That's MUSIC to MY ears!” Sniz says: “And singing for the ears of everyone else! You will be singing a song about legal tender while you perform this challenge. That being said, there's only one song that I can think of that is appropriate for this challenge.” Zarbon says: “It's time to CRUSH these losers!” Bulma smirks and says: “I quite agree. Let's DO this!” / Genre: New Wave. Sub-genre: The B-52's (the band). Song: “Legal Tender.” Sung by: Bulma, Patrick, Dog, Zarbon, Captain Retro, Marlene, Suzie, Po, Skipper, Gonard, Dudley, Wally, Stimpy, Reggie, Rocko, and Chameleon. / Bulma: “We're in the basement, learning to print, all of it's hot!” Patrick: “10-20-30 million ready to be spent, we're stacking them against the wall, those gangster presidents!” Dog: “Living simple and trying to get by, but honey, prices have SHOT through the sky!” Zarbon: “So I fixed up the basement, with what I was a-working with, stocked it full of jelly jars, and HEAVY equipment!” Captain Retro: “We're in the basement...learning to print! 10-20-30 million dollars, ready to be spent!” Marlene: “Walk into the bank, try to pass that trash!” Suzie: “Teller sees and says, 'Uh-huh, that's fresh as grass!' Grass!” Po: “Grass! Grass! Grass!” Skipper: “See the street pass under your feet, in time to buy the latest model getaway Jeep!” (Instrumental Solo) Gonard: “So I fixed up the basement, with what I was a-working with, stocked it full of jelly jars, and HEAVY equipment!” Dudley: “We're in the basement!” Wally: “So I fixed up the basement, with what I was a-working with, stocked it full of jelly jars, and heavy equipment!” Stimpy: “We're in the basement, learning to print, all of it's hot!” Reggie and Rocko: “Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!” Chameleon: “All counterfeit!” (Instrumental solo, fades out and the epic song ends). / As time is running out on the first challenge, Bulma leans over to Zarbon, and she whispers: “Do it NOW, Zarbon! Don't mess it up!” Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Like that's even POSSIBLE for someone like ME!” Zarbon walks by Skipper, 'accidentally' trips and drops the doctored photo so that it floats past Skipper's eyes. Skipper asks: “What the heck?” Skipper bends down to pick up the photo, looks at it, and he IMMEDIATELY becomes ENRAGED!!!! Skipper loudly yells: “WHAT is the MEANING of THIS?!” Upon hearing this, Marlene immediately rushes to Skipper's side, and she asks: “What do you mean?!” Angry, Skipper, in an accusatory tone, asks: “YOU tell me! WHAT is the meaning of YOU sleeping WITH Sniz?!!!” And Skipper shows the photo to Marlene! Marlene is SHOCKED, gasps, and honestly says: “I honestly don't KNOW what that photo is about! I have never, EVER slept with Sniz!” Skipper angrily says: “A likely story! I see what your game is, NOW! You only SLEEP with guys who YOU think will provide you the quickest route to the Final Five! When I wasn't GOOD enough for your purposes, you went with Captain Retro!” Captain Retro overhears the argument and asks: “What are you talking about? When Marlene WAS with me, our relationship was PURELY platonic.” Skipper says: “Don't INTERRUPT me! And when being with Captain Retro didn't pan out, you CONVENIENTLY decided to go BACK to me; all the while THINKING about who would be your NEXT target. So, you decided to get together with Sniz!” Sniz is SHOCKED to hear this and asks: “What ARE you TALKING about?! Marlene has NEVER slept with me!” Skipper holds up the photo and says: “Tell that to this 8 by 10 glossy! Photos NEVER lie, Sniz! Tell me, what kind of secrets have you been GIVING to Marlene and NOT me?!” Sniz rolls his eyes and says: “You have GOT to be kidding me! NEVER, in all my YEARS of professionalism and hosting, have I EVER given special treatment to ANY contestant, let alone Marlene!” Skipper angrily says: “A LIKELY story! I have a good MIND to tell this to Katie, the Girl from Ipanema! I'm sure that she's BOUND to find this interesting!” Sniz panics and says: “Don't DO that! The picture is FAKE!” Skipper SERIOUSLY looks at Sniz, and Skipper says: “Do I LOOK like an idiot?” Sniz sarcastically retorts: “I don't know, are you?” Skipper seriously says: “I most certainly am NOT! I didn't get THIS far based on my good looks and suave skills alone, you know! I have a VERY high I.Q., and I can tell when SOMETHING has gone wrong! And something VERY wrong has gone down on this show!” Sniz gets down on his knees and starts to BEG Skipper! Sniz pleads: “PLEASE don't show that photo to Katie! I'll do ANYTHING!” Skipper's eyes light up and he says: “REALLY?!” Sniz stops to THINK about it and says: “Short of just HANDING you any amount of prize money, mind you. I've got an image to maintain!” Skipper says: “Very well! You will give ME and Marlene the V.I.P. Lounge Treatment, and you will NEVER sleep with Marlene AGAIN!” Marlene says: “But he NEVER slept WITH me to begin with!” Skipper, in a sing-song voice says: “Not NOW, Marlene, we'll talk about your indiscretion LATER!” Sniz quickly says: “Done!” Skipper adds: “And the V.I.P. Lounge Treatment will last for the next thirty days!” Sniz SERIOUSLY thinks about it, and reluctantly says: “Uh, done!” Marlene says: “Ooh, you drive a HARD bargain Skipper!” Skipper says: “And don't think for ONE moment that I'm just going to forget that YOU were unfaithful to me!” Marlene protests and says: “I've never BEEN unfaithful ever since I've gotten back together with you!” Skipper says: “Irrelevant! You've got a LOT of kissing up and making up with ME to do, unless you WANT me to convince the OTHERS to vote you off!” Marlene is SHOCKED and she seriously says: “YOU wouldn't!” Skipper sternly says: “Don't PUSH me! I've held grudges against OTHERS for FAR longer for FAR less than what YOU'VE done!” Marlene sighs and says: “Fine. So I caused you to get BUTT hurt by being with Captain Retro. I GET it! I admit it, I DID a LOUSY thing! Now how about some FORGIVENESS already?!” Skipper sternly says: “You will GET my forgiveness when you EARN it!” And they walk away from Sniz and Captain Retro! (Confessional) Sniz is SHOCKED and he says: “How did SKIPPER get into possession of such a PICTURE?! I wouldn't mess around with somebody else! Katie's supposed to be my soul mate! If she EVER saw a photo like that, it would SPELL the END for us!” / Skipper is irritated and he says: “I'm VERY disappointed in Marlene right now. She PROMISED me her days of dating other men were over! After everything I've ever done and put myself THROUGH for her, she LIED to me! I'll forgive her just this once, but she BETTER not try anything FUNNY ever AGAIN!” / Marlene cries and she says: “WHY is this happening to me? I didn't DO anything wrong, I mean, ever SINCE I got back together with Skipper! Is this because I broke up with Captain Retro JUST because he wouldn't tell me my future, or am I STILL getting punished for my former grudge against Treeflower? Well, whatever it is, I'm SORRY already!!!! Come on, karma! Throw me a bone or something already! I don't DESERVE this!” / Captain Retro shakes his head, sighs and says: “I TRIED to warn Marlene. I had a feeling that Zarbon and Bulma would try to devastate her. If she had still been WITH me, I know their plan would not have worked. But as it is, nothing I say is going to make Skipper change his mind now. He is FAR too stubborn for me to get through to him. I just hope Marlene can save herself. She's the only one who has a chance to fix this.” (End Confessional) Time finally runs out on the challenge, and Sniz quickly says: “Okay, time's up!” Dudley asks: “Who won?” Sniz doesn't pay attention and he says: “Doesn't matter. We've got to get to the next part of the challenge, A.S.A.P!” Chameleon asks: “But why?” Sniz says: “It doesn't MATTER why! We've GOT to go! The quicker, the BETTER!” And Bulma and Zarbon look at each other, pleasantly PLEASED by how unnerved Sniz has become! (Confessional) Dudley says: “Personally, I've always thought that Sniz was one watt short of a 30 watt light-bulb. But now, he seems to be acting more nervous than usual! I wonder what's up?” / Chameleon says: “Something seems to be bothering Sniz. I wish he would tell us what it was. I HATE being uncertain about things that are bothering other people. It would be FAR better for Sniz to just get it out in the open, than to keep it locked up inside.” / Bulma chuckles and says: “Well, thanks to Zarbon, I think that I have now just OFFICIALLY sunken the S.S. Marlene! I'd LOVE to see her DESPERATE attempt to get any jury votes now! Her game is SO over!” / Zarbon laughs deviously and he says: “I LOVE it when a plan comes together! When Skipper gets mad, it throws his FOCUS off the game! And when his focus is thrown OFF the game, it will allow ME and Bulma easy access to the Final Three! And now, Marlene's reputation with the other contestants has been thoroughly SHOT! There's no CHANCE she's winning the game NOW! Not that she HAD a chance before, but now her fate is FINALLY sealed, for GOOD!” (End Confessional) The other contestants finally arrive in Leadville, Colorado, just outside of a bakery restaurant. Sniz gets them inside quickly and he says: “Okay, this is where the second part of the challenge will take place. All you have to do is bake whatever you feel like baking. Just be aware that you have to get what you bake, to Hartsel, Colorado. And it has to be completely intact! General Barracuda will be judging what you bake and how it looks when you get it to him. Whoever bakes the best dish will win the FABULOUS reward of a luxury spa night at the Buena Vista Hot Springs Hotel near Buena Vista, Colorado.” Suzie asks: “Will we have to sing another song?” Sniz is SHOCKED, and he SERIOUSLY says: “Seriously? We don't have TIME for another song right now! You have 30 minutes, GO!!!!” (Confessional) Suzie rhetorically asks: “No time for a song? I don't get it. Sniz usually LOVES to hand out songs for us to sing. Something REALLY seems to be BUGGING Sniz right now. And I have a gut feeling that before today is over, we're going to find out what it is.” (End Confessional) Everyone quickly gets to work baking a product. Bulma starts work on a four level wedding cake; Zarbon prepares Tri-Tip Roast Beef; Patrick cooks up a Triple Krabby Supreme; Suzie whips up mashed potatoes and green beans; Chameleon heats up a bean burrito and a corn tortilla taco; Dudley serves up Blackened Thresher Shark; Wally mixes up some raisin banana bread; Stimpy decides to serve up an old favorite of Powdered Toast; Rocko serves up a mixture of healthy snacks; Reggie decides to heat up a bowl of Manhattan Clam Chowder; Po serves up his family favorite of beef dumplings and rice; despite being angry, Skipper still manages to whip some grilled Atlantic Salmon; and Marlene cooks up some barbequed oysters, and arranges them onto a plate to spell out, “I'm Sorry.” Meanwhile, Captain Retro leans over to Dog, and Captain Retro says: “Help out Gonard now.” Dog asks: “Are you worried?” Captain Retro admits: “I'm nervous. I can probably cook up a Huckleberry Pie when I'm determined, but that's about it.” Dog says: “I'll whip up some pizza when I'm done with Gonard. What should Gonard make?” Captain Retro whispers into Dog's right ear, and Dog's ears both lift up. Dog says: “That DOES sound like a good idea!” Captain Retro says: “Now hurry! We've only got about 29 minutes left before this challenge is over!” Dog walks over to Gonard, who is looking over his potential baking choices. Gonard says: “Man, there's such a big VARIETY to choose from! What will General Barracuda like the best?!” Dog asks: “You need any help?” Gonard sighs with relief and he says: “You read my mind! I've just got to cook up the best dish! Otherwise, how will I ever spend time with Bulma?” Dog says: “Funny you should mention Bulma. You see, I'm willing to do you a solid and help you win this challenge. In exchange, you need to help me with something.” Gonard asks: “What did you have in mind?” Dog looks to make SURE that neither Bulma and Zarbon are paying attention, and Dog discreetly holds out the dog bone voice recorder, and Dog says: “I need you to record Bulma Briefs talking when you get together in the spa by using this voice recorder. It's important that we know how she really feels about all the contestants.” Gonard asks: “But why me?” Dog points to Bulma and Zarbon, and Dog asks: “Just look at the two of them all close together. Even IF you win and Bulma HAS to honor her promise to you, can you HONESTLY say that Bulma will EVER give you what you'll looking for?” And as Gonard SEES Bulma give Zarbon a passionate kiss, Gonard sighs and says: “No. She will NEVER give me what I want.” Dog says: “Than you won't mind doing me this favor.” And Dog gives Gonard the dog bone voice recorder. As Gonard hides the recorder in his right hand pocket, Gonard says: “Just know that I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing this for ME! I need to find out what Bulma honestly thinks about me.” Dog whispers: “Just doing this, is all I ask for you.” Gonard says: “All right. So what should I cook?” Dog whispers: “Devil's Chocolate Fudge Food Cake. Trust me.” Gonard says: “I can't think of anything better; I'll make it!” Dog whispers: “Okay. If all goes as planned, you'll be sitting with Bulma Briefs tonight.” Gonard says: “IF all goes as planned, that's what it all boils down to, isn't it?” Dog whispers: “I'll help make sure you get the dish to General Barracuda intact. He won't be disappointed.” Gonard says: “Trust me, I certainly wouldn't WANT to disappoint the General!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Why am I making a wedding cake? It will be good practice for MY wedding day! Not with self-absorbed NARCISSIST Zarbon, I mean a REAL man. I'm GOING to marry Vegeta! The most MACHO man in the ENTIRE universe!” / Rocko says: “From my personal experience, nobody EVER turns down a serving of healthy snacks, and General Barracuda likes to stay fit. I've got a GOOD feeling about my choice.” / Po says: “I've never SEEN anyone turn down my family recipe yet, and I don't think that General Barracuda will be able to resist MY dumplings and rice!” / Marlene says: “Now that Skipper has seen that LIE of a photo, my game is DANGEROUSLY close to running on empty! I desperately need refueling by making up with Skipper! If I don't, I can just kiss MY chances of winning good-bye!” / Dog says: “Well, Gonard's taken up the offer. Now all he has to do is follow through.” / Gonard sighs, and says: “Sometimes, it STINKS having to face up to reality. But I need to be realistic. Bulma is too tight with Zarbon, and she will NEVER let me come in between them! Well, she's going to find out the hard way, that when you SHUT people out, there will be a HIGH price to pay! She'll find out that her ignoring me, will turn out to be the BIGGEST mistake of her WHOLE, entire life!” (End Confessional) Soon enough, the 30 minutes all run out, and the challenge is completed, with everyone having successfully made their respective dishes as practically perfect as possible!” Sniz quickly says: “Okay, now you all have to get to Hartsel, Colorado as fast as possible!” Stimpy asks: “But how?” Sniz says: “There are four different ways. Zip-line, snowboarding, car, and hang-gliding. It's first come, first serve.” Skipper immediately steps up and says: “Marlene and I are going zip-lining!” Marlene asks: “Are you SURE that's a good...?” But Skipper holds up his left flipper indicating that she needs to stop. Skipper than turns to her, and he asks: “Marlene, WHO is the GUY in this relationship?” Marlene answers: “Uh, you?” Skipper says: “Yes, and WHO put our security deposit down?” Marlene answers: “You?” Skipper says: “Yes, and WHO was it that elected ME to be the leader?” Marlene answers: “You?” Skipper whispers: “All right. Then I guess you should--” And Skipper EXPLODES and loses it, screaming: “SHUT UP and DO what I SAY!!!!” Marlene falls backwards and she says: “TOUCHY!!!!” (Confessional) Marlene sighs, and says: “MAN!!!! I do not know how much more I can TAKE of this! If only there were some WAY to convince Skipper that I'm INNOCENT! But how can I make Skipper STOP being stubborn for five seconds so I can explain it to him?” / Skipper says: “I'm in no mood for any of Marlene's mumbo jumbo excuses and/or possible explanations. All I care about right now is winning, so I can RUB it into the big, LYING faces of Sniz and Marlene!!!!” (End Confessional) Patrick nervously says: “I'll go zip-lining!” Suzie sighs and says: “Me to, I guess.” Captain Retro says: “I'll go hang-gliding.” Wally says: “Me to!” Stimpy says: “Me THREE!” Dudley says: “And me FOUR!” Gonard thinks about it, but before he can speak, Dog whispers: “Don't take ANY chances! We're GOING to take a car!” Gonard asks: “Really?” Dog nods, and Gonard sighs. Gonard says: “I'll take a car.” Bulma is shocked and asks: “REALLY?!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “It seems odd that Gonard would pass up snowboarding to drive a car. Of course, he just WANTS a chance to win, which is why he's not taking a chance with a snowboard. Of course, Gonard is STILL going to be a big, gigantic LOSER in the end!” (End Confessional) Bulma says: “Well, I will ALSO be taking a car to Hartsel, Coloardo!” Zarbon says: “So will I!” Dog says: “And I will, to!” Sniz says: “That means that Chameleon, Rocko, Reggie, and Po will be snowboarding! You've got ONE hour to get to Hartsel, Colorado. No late entries will be accepted! Now, GO!!!!” As the contestants make their way towards Hartsel, Colorado, a familiar tune begins playing, that the hang-gliders, the snowboarders, and the car drivers start singing along to. / Genre: Heartland Rock. Sub-genre: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Song: “Learning to Fly.” Sung by: Gonard, Dog, Wally, Chameleon, Captain Retro, Dudley, Stimpy, Bulma, Zarbon, Reggie, Rocko, and Po. / Gonard: “Well I started out down a dirty road, started out all alone.” Dog: “And the sun went down as I crossed the hill. And the town lit up, the world got still.” Wally: “I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings.” Chameleon: “Coming down is the hardest thing.” Captain Retro: “Well, the good old days may not return, and the rocks might melt, and the sea may burn.” Dudley and Stimpy: “I'm learning to fly (learning to fly) but I ain't got wings. Learning to fly.” Bulma and Zarbon: “Coming down (learning to fly) is the hardest thing. Learning to fly.” (Instrumental solo) Reggie: “Well, some say life will beat you down.” Rocko: “Break your heart, steal your crown.” Po: “So I've started out for God-knows-where. I guess I'll know when I get there.” Wally: “I'm learning to fly, around the clouds.” Captain Retro: “But what goes up, must come down.” Stimpy and Dudley: “I'm learning to fly (learning to fly), but I ain't got wings. Coming down is the hardest thing.” Wally and Captain Retro: “I'm learning to fly (learning to fly), around the clouds. But what goes up (learning to fly) must come down.” Captain Retro and Wally: “I'm learning to fly (learning to fly, learning to fly), learning to fly.” Wally: “Learning to fly, learning to fly, learning to fly, learning to fly.” / And the epic song ends. / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4EverGreen Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 Sorry for making you wait, but here is the third and FINAL part of my latest episode of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise,” called “Baking Bad; and Good!” After the last song, the action shifts to the contestants who have decided to go zip-lining. Marlene says: “Honestly, Skipper, I think that you could have at LEAST taken a few MOMENTS to THINK about what would be the best way to get to Hartsel, Colorado!” Skipper scoffs and rhetorically asks: “And LOSE the race?! What kind of HUSBAND do you think I am?!” Marlene angrily sulks and says: “Not one who's GIVEN me any children, for STARTERS!” Skipper is shocked and asks: “WHAT?!” Marlene rolls her eyes and seriously says: “You HEARD me, I am in a SEXLESS marriage!” Skipper rolls his eyes and says: “Come ON, Marlene; DON'T make this about YOU!” Marlene sputters and seriously says: “ME?! How could I POSSIBLY make this about ME?! It's about YOU, it's ALWAYS about you!” Skipper asks: “Why do you suddenly WANT kids, anyways?!” Marlene says: “HELLO! Treeflower has some, I want some to! I can't let her be the ONLY married wife that has her own children!” Skipper asks: “So it's CHILDREN you want, is it?” Marlene says: “One would be NICE!” Skipper says: “Then I'll tell you this; if we WIN this challenge, I'll make LOVE to you, and you will get what you want. Uh, this isn't YOUR time of the month, is it?” Marlene says: “No, that was a few DAYS ago!” Smiling, Skipper boastfully says: “Than I think we can work something out! When or IF we win this challenge, I will LOVE you and give you what you want!” Marlene smiles and says: “That's all I'm asking for!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “One thing I've learned from my mom a LONG time ago, is that when you get in trouble, you have to FIND a way to shift the focus of blame for yourself, to the one you love. By making the root of the problem THEIR fault, they will have no choice but to drop whatever STUPID grudge they have against YOU, and do whatever it is YOU want to do! Besides, Skipper is the one who WANTED to be married to me! It's high time he seals the deal and be the man I WANT him to be!” / Skipper says: “The way I see it, this is a win-win situation for me. I give Marlene what she wants, and in turn, she becomes fully committed to me. Everyone knows that once you have children, you can't back out of your relationship. Well, I mean, technically you CAN, but your children will then HATE you for doing so for the REST of your life, and possibly the REST of their OWN lives!” (End Confessional) Skipper gets on the zip-line, but he ISN'T exactly zipping. Skipper is SHOCKED and asks: “I don't get it! I thought zip-lining was SUPPOSED to be FAST!” Marlene rolls her eyes and says: “You're doing it WRONG! Suzie, show the man how it's DONE!” Suzie gets on, but SHE isn't zipping fast, either! Suzie says: “I don't think it's just Skipper, Marlene! I'm not going fast, EITHER!” Marlene face-palms herself and says: “I have to do EVERYTHING myself! I'm coming FORWARD!” Marlene gets on, and Patrick panics as he says: “Wait for ME!” And Patrick gets on, but neither Marlene or Patrick are going fast on the zip-line. Skipper asks: “Well, you were saying?” Marlene asks: “What's the DEAL with this zip-line?!” Patrick answers: “I think it's a SAFETY zip-line. To ensure that nobody gets hurt, I don't think you can go faster than two miles an hour on this thing.” Marlene asks: “How are we SUPPOSED to win if we can't go FASTER than two miles an hour on this zip-line?!” Suzie groans and screams: “I should have DEFINITELY never gone zip-lining!” (Confessional) Suzie says: “As of RIGHT now, this challenge is OFFICIALLY starting to royally SUCK!!!!” / Patrick says: “Honestly, zip-lining is nowhere NEAR as fun as some people make it out to be.” (End Confessional) / The action shifts to the hang-gliders, and Captain Retro spots something! Captain Retro says: “Hartsel, Colorado is down there! I'd recognize that quaint little town, anywhere!” Wally says: “Than let's drop in! Not, literally of course!” And the four contestants glide down, and land in front of the main, local restaurant on the main street of Hartsel, Colorado. Sniz comes out and says: “Well DONE, you four! You made it here in just fifteen minutes, with PLENTY of time to spare! Now we've just got to wait for the rest of the contestants to show up before your food can be judged!” Captain Retro goes up to Sniz, and Captain Retro says: “I believe in your defense, Sniz. I absolutely KNOW for a fact that you DIDN'T sleep with Marlene. I read your auras and they check out. That photo is BOGUS!” Sniz says: “I know that, and YOU know that; the hard part would be CONVINCING anyone else to believe that!” / The action shifts back to the zip-liners, as they find a place to get off the zip-line. Marlene is irritated and says: “THAT'S it! We are definitely NOT making our way to Hartsel, Colorado like this!” Patrick says: “If we DID, there's no way we'd make it in time.” Suzie asks: “Well does anyone have any BRIGHT ideas?” Skipper looks around and spots an oxen rental storage shed! Skipper says: “Let's ride in comfort, we'll take the oxen!” Marlene says: “That's perfect! Oxen helped us in getting to Lake Naceimento and Scotty's Castle! We'll win for sure!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Just when I think our goose is cooked, Lady Luck smiles and us and gives me a much needed reprieve. With oxen power, I KNOW we can make it to Hartsel, Colorado in time!” / Patrick says: “At this point, I'm just desperate to have a CHANCE to get General Barracuda to taste my culinary treat! I know he would LOVE it if I can get it to him in time!” / Skipper says: “Once again, my powers of bright observation have come to save the day!” / Suzie says: “I guess I have no choice but to go along with this idea. I mean, Skipper can't POSSIBLY strike out ALL the time!” (End Confessional) The four contestants each pick an option and Skipper commandingly says: “Giddy-up! WOAH!!!!” But the oxen IMMEDIATELY take off like a flash, causing the contestants uncomfortable bumpiness in their saddles, as they just charge forward, causing MANY branches to KNOCK against the faces of the contestants! Being bumped around, Marlene eventually says: “I-I-I-I d-d-d-don't remember t-t-t-the Oxen e-e-e-ever b-b-b-being t-t-t-this f-f-f-fast and d-d-d-dangerous!” Suzie eventually says: “M-m-m-maybe they're specially b-b-b-bred to t-t-t-take their customers t-t-t-to p-p-p-places f-f-f-fast!” Patrick eventually says: “T-t-t-that m-m-m-makes s-s-s-sense to m-m-m-me!” Skipper isn't having any trouble speaking, and says: “What GOOD is going fast if it gets us ALL killed?! Come on, Oxen! Woah! Oh, come on! Come on, now! Woah! Woah! Woah! When I say, 'Woah', I mean WOAH!!!!” And Skipper GRABS a large branch and USES it to knock the oxen unconscious, causing an end to their uncomfortable ride! (Confessional) Suzie says: “Okay, maybe Skipper CAN possibly strike out all the time!” / Patrick says: “For anyone keeping score at home, that's IRONY 2, Skipper ZERO!” (End Confessional) Suzie sarcastically says: “Nice CHOICE, Skipper! Is there any OTHER way you want to try to KILL us, today; or have you filled up your quota of bad decision making for the day?” Skipper retorts: “Well, I don't see YOU coming up with any BRILLIANT ideas, DIVA!!!!” Patrick moans and yells: “I should have DEFINITELY never gone OXEN riding!” / The action shifts to the car drivers. Bulma smiles and says: “There's Hartsel, Colorado! Right on schedule!” And the four cars pull into the main, local restaurant of Hartsel, Colorado. Sniz says: “Great job! You made with 30 minutes to spare! Let's hope the other contestants get here, soon! Or THEY will be out of the running!” Dog looks at Bulma and Zarbon, and Dog loudly says: “And don't even THINK about trying to sabotage Gonard's DISH! I'm WATCHING you!” Upon hearing this, Bulma and Zarbon sputter and laugh out LOUD!!!! Zarbon chortles: “Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!!!! That's a GOOD one! Like WE would take VALUABLE time out of OUR valuable lives just to mess with Gonard!” Bulma says: “I don't even need to BOTHER to sabotage, Gonard! Waste of time, and perfectly good strategies!” Zarbon says: “We have got NOTHING to be afraid of!” (Confessional) Dog says: “And THAT, is a good example of T.O.C.T.B.I. Syndrome; Totally Over-Confidant, Than Blowing It!” / Bulma says: “I don't NEED to sabotage Gonard. He is PERFECTLY capable of doing that ALL on his own!” / Zarbon says: “Gonard doesn't HAVE a chance anyways! We have this one in the BAG!!!!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Skipper, Marlene, Suzie, and Patrick, who have to walk now that their oxen are out of commission. Marlene is irritated and says: “UGH!!!! This is going to take us too LONG! We'll never make it to Hartsel, Colorado at THIS rate!” Patrick says: “Look at the bright side, at LEAST it's not raining!!!!” (THUNDERCLAP!!!!) And it starts pouring BUCKETS on them! Suzie screams: “You just HAD to open your BIG, FAT, DUMB, MOUTH!” Patrick rolls his eyes and says: “Yeah, right! Like I REALLY knew it was going to start RAINING!” Skipper says: “We need a way to get out of here fast, A.S.A.P!” Suzie looks around and says: “And I think I've found a way! Boat Rental!” And Suzie points at a boat rental house. Skipper suspiciously says: “Do you even KNOW if the river will even TAKE us CLOSE to Hartsel, Colorado!” Suzie says: “Well, YOUR ideas certainly haven't been WORKING!” Marlene says: “Come on! Let somebody else try for a change!” Skipper moans and says: “FINE!!!!” (Confessional) Skipper rolls his eyes, and seriously says: “At this point, it would SERVE Suzie right if her idea ends up being even WORSE than one of mine!” / Patrick says: “I know it's a risk that this will turn out to be an ironic comment, but there's NO way Suzie's idea will be WORSE than the one's that Skipper has had!” / Marlene says: “After everything that I have been THROUGH today, I DEFINITELY deserve this WIN! Suzie, don't you DARE let us down!” (End Confessional) Suzie starts up the boat engine, but it sputters, and it doesn't seem to be SPEEDING fast! Suzie tries to make the engine go faster, but to no avail. Suzie says: “Come on, move faster, MOVE faster! If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll NEVER arrive!” Marlene says: “Skipper, why don't you just USE one of your fancy gadgets to help us out?!” Skipper face-palms himself and yells: “BECAUSE I FORGOT my BAZOOKA at HOME!!!!” Patrick SERIOUSLY asks: “You HAVE a BAZOOKA?!” Skipper says: “I'm not even going to ANSWER that one!” Marlene asks: “Can't you GET any more JUICE out of this thing?!” Suzie answers: “I'm TRYING, but this darn boat won't LET us go any FASTER than FIVE miles an hour!” Patrick moans and yells: “We should have DEFINITELY never gone BOAT riding!” / The action shifts to the snowboarders. Chameleon looks ahead and says: “What luck! Hartsel, Colorado is right in front of us!” Rocko says: “Good thing, to.” Reggie says: “I'll say! We were ALMOST out of snow!” And the snowboarders get off their skis, and walk to the main, local restaurant of Hartsel, Colorado. Sniz says: “Congratulations on making it here with fifteen minutes to spare. Those zip-liners better make it here soon, or they'll be out of luck!” Po says: Maybe it's just me, but I have a feeling that luck is NOT on the side of the zip-liners today!” / Sure enough, Po's feeling turns out to be accurate as the four remaining contestants are still STUCK in the boat, with Hartsel, Colorado nowhere in sight! Skipper says: “Okay, this now OFFICIALLY stinks!” Patrick asks: “How does it stink?” Skipper SERIOUSLY replies: “Are you KIDDING me?! First, I find a picture of Marlene SLEEPING with Sniz, than both SNIZ and Marlene LIE to me about it, and the only way that MARLENE can think in order to make UP for it, is to ask ME to have KIDS with her!” Marlene groans and asks: “How many times do I have to tell you that I DIDN'T sleep with SNIZ?!!!” Skipper says: “You can deny it ALL you want! But I HAVE the picture! This CLEARLY shows YOU in the V.I.P. Lounge with Sniz, SLEEPING with him!” Marlene asks: “It does? Let me SEE that picture, AGAIN!” And it suddenly stops raining. Marlene looks at the picture and her eyes light up! Marlene says: “It DOES!!!! Don't you SEE?! That PROVES the picture has been doctored?!” Skipper asks: “What do you mean?!” Marlene points it out, and says: “Don't you see? I've only ever BEEN in the V.I.P. Lounge ONCE, and that was when I was STILL with Captain Retro, and I NEVER left his side! Ever since I got back together with you, what have I done WITH you?” Skipper's eyes light up and he says: “You've NEVER been in the V.I.P. Lounge, and you've NEVER left my SIDE!!!!” Marlene says: “That PROVES the picture is a FAKE!!!!” Suzie asks: “But who would GO to the trouble of FAKING a picture, and WHY?!” Than Skipper REMEMBERS what happened earlier in a flash-back! (Flash-back) Zarbon walks by Skipper, 'accidentally' trips and drops the doctored photo so that it floats past Skipper's eyes. (Flash-back ends) Skipper angrily says: “It was Zarbon!!!! HE did it! He was the one who DROPPED that picture! He must have WANTED me to see it, because he KNEW how I would REACT to EVIDENCE like that! He's THREATENED by our relationship! That's why he TRIED to come between us!” Marlene asks: “But WHY did he also use SNIZ for the photo?” Skipper looks at Marlene and asks: “Does it REALLY matter? If Zarbon is willing to stoop THAT low to try to break us up, who KNOWS what else Zarbon is capable of?” Patrick says: “Personally, I'd rather NOT find out!” Suzie says: “And there's not much time right now to think about it, because Hartsel, Colorado is in the DISTANCE!” And they see the small town, but the river doesn't go any closer! Patrick moans and says: “So close, yet STILL so far away!” Skipper says: “It's STILL not over yet! If we hurry, we can STILL arrive in time!” As the boat runs aground, Suzie asks: “Well then, what are we waiting for?” Patrick says: “Nothing! Let's hurry!” Marlene says: “Yeah, let's run!” The four of them start running through a field of poppies, as Patrick shouts: “Come on, come on!” Skipper shouts: “Hurry, HURRY!” The four of them run, but Suzie and Marlene start slowing down. Skipper points and says: “Look! Have you ever been more GRATEFUL to see civilization?!” Patrick says: “Hartsel, Colorado!” Marlene sighs and groggily says: “What's happening? What is it? I can't RUN anymore. I'm so sleepy!” Skipper says: “Just give me your hand, and I'll pull you along.” Marlene says: “No, please. I have to rest for just one minute.” Marlene lies on the ground and starts sleeping. Skipper urgently says: “You can't rest NOW, we're NEARLY there!” Patrick starts crying over this development and Skipper says: “Don't CRY! That's not going to wake her up, anyways!” Suzie tiredly says: “Come to think of it, forty winks wouldn't be bad.” And she starts to bend down, but Patrick and Skipper STOP her! Skipper says: “Don't YOU start it, to!” Patrick says: “We've got to TRY to carry Marlene! I don't think I CAN, but we can TRY!” Skipper says: “Than let us!” But as they attend to Marlene, Suzie just falls down unconscious! Patrick moans and says: “Oh, look at HER!!!! This is TERRIBLE!” Skipper says: “Come on, Patrick, help me!” They try to push and pull, but are unable to get Marlene off the ground. Skipper says: “This is TERRIBLE! I can't budge her an inch! This is some kind of TRAP, this is!” Patrick's eyes light up and he says: “This is General Barracuda's DOING!!!! What will we do?!” Patrick looks around and desperately cries: “HELP!!!! HELP!!!!” Skipper says: “It's no use SCREAMING at a time like this, nobody can HEAR us!!!!” Than Skipper frantically cries: “HELP!! HELP!! HELP!!” And Patrick starts to cry, uncontrollably, and it suddenly STARTS snowing! Skipper says: “It's SNOWING!!!!” And the reason WHY is revealed as Captain Retro is flying AROUND the clouds, stirring the cold moisture LOOSE from them, and causing it to snow, which starts to neuralyze the Poppies. Captain Retro says: “Hurry up, you guys.” Skipper can't believe what is happening and says: “No, it isn't. Oh, YES, it is! Maybe THAT will help!” And Marlene SUDDENLY wakes up. Skipper says: “Oh, it COULDN'T help! It DOES help! Marlene, you're waking up!” Suzie suddenly wakes up and says: “Unusual weather, we're having, isn't it?” Marlene says: “Patrick, you can stop CRYING now! We're safe!” Patrick snaps out of it and says: “Than let's get out of here! Hartsel, Colorado is closer, and prettier than ever!” And they run without further incident to the town, only to have the BELL ring at an hour gong before they can arrive in time. Sniz says: “Sorry, you didn't make it. You're out of the running. Better luck NEXT time!” But Bulma seems to be ESPECIALLY shocked that the four of them have MANAGED to arrive at all! (Confessional) Bulma angrily says: “Curses! Curses! Curses! I told Zarbon to fly on ahead and put some sleeping spices on those posies, in order to make Marlene and Suzie sleepy AND still! Who could have neuralyzed those spices?! Wait! It was Captain Retro! Why does he ALWAYS have to help out that SLIMY little OTTER?! Well, awake or NOT, I'm STILL brainy enough to get HER out of the competition! WOAH to anyone who tries to STOP me!” / Marlene says: “Well, at least today wasn't a TOTAL loss. Skipper finally realized that I will NEVER hang out with another guy EVER again!” / Skipper moans and says: “All that work for NOTHING! Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed!” / Suzie says: “Why did I try to take a chance with Patrick? I must have been CRAZY to think I would have a CHANCE hanging out with him!” / Patrick says: “All I know is, that almost NOTHING that happened today was MY fault! All I did was to try my best! I certainly can't be faulted for THAT!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “General Barracuda will now begin the judging. Please present your dishes one at a time.” Zarbon smugly says: “Oh, with my tri-tip roast beef, I'll go FIRST!!!!” Sniz says: “SOMEONE sounds confidant!” General Barracuda tastes it, and says: “Slightly blackened texture, moist barbeque flavor, with a very pleasant crunch. A seven out of ten!” Zarbon says: “Beat THAT, losers! I fear you are DESTINED to fail!” Chameleon says: “I hope you're in the mood for Mexican food!” General Barracuda looks at it and says: “I'll give it a shot.” General Barracuda tastes it, and says: “Better than I THOUGHT it would be. Good bean mixture, not too much cheese, and just the right amount of salsa. Good, but not exactly what I was looking for. I'd give it six out of ten at best.” Dudley says: “Try MY dish next! Have you EVER eaten a shark?!” General Barracuda chuckles and says: “I've always WANTED to!” General Barracuda eats it and says: “I LOVE it! Blackened to perfection, with lemon and tartar sauce! You get an eight out of ten!” And Zarbon is SHOCKED! (Confessional) Zarbon says: “Oh, man! Dudley has a CHANCE to win! He's ahead by a WHOLE point! It's all up to Bulma, now!” (End Confessional) Bulma says: “I'll put this game away! I am a WINNER! Eat it, and WEEP!” General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: “I HIGHLY doubt that I will WEEP!” But General Barracuda eats it, and his eyes are filled with TEARS of joy! Oh, my, GOD!!!! Where has this wedding cake BEEN all my life?! It's sensational! Nine out of ten!” And Bulma smiles in triumph! (Confessional) Bulma confidently says: “Nobody's going to beat ME! I have this one IN the bag!” (End Confessional) Dog says: “Try my pizza, next!” General Barracuda says: “Okay, but I think anything else AFTER that wedding cake is going to be a bit of a let-down.” General Barracuda eats it and says: “Well, this pizza EXCEEDS my expectations for pizza, but I'm currently NOT in the mood for pizza. But I'll give it an eight out of ten.” Captain Retro says: “Try a slice of my Huckleberry Pie. I hope you like it, I made it from scratch, whatever THAT means!” General Barracuda tries it, and his EYES light up! General Barracuda asks: “How often do you cook at home?” Captain Retro is surprised and asks: “Honestly?! Next to NEVER!” General Barracuda answers: “SERIOUSLY?! Well than, that's SERIOUS beginner's luck, because you get a nine out of ten!” And Bulma looks at Captain Retro ANGRILY!!!! (Confessional) Bulma angrily says: “How DARE anybody try to TIE with ME?! I will make SURE that Captain Retro PAYS for trying to challenge ME!” / Captain Retro says: “Okay, there was no WAY I could have predicted that my pie would be THAT good! I figured that if I was lucky, I'd get a seven out of ten at best! I just hope my strategy with Gonard ends up paying off.” (End Confessional) A montage of the remaining contestants and their dishes are shown. Wally's raisin banana bread scores a 7 out of 10; Stimpy's Powdered Toast scores a 6 out of 10; Rocko's healthy snacks score an 8 out of 10; Reggie's bowl of Manhattan Clam Chowder scores an 8 out of 10; Po's beef dumplings and rice scores an 8 out of 10. Finally, it all comes down to Gonard. Dog says: “This is it, big guy!” Gonard says: “I know!” Captain Retro says: “Remember, the only thing you HAVE to fear is FEAR itself!” Gonard asks: “Didn't Franklin Delano Roosevelt say that?” Captain Retro says: “Doesn't make it any LESS true!” Gonard says: “All right. General Barracuda, I present to you my Devil's Chocolate Fudge Food Cake.” General Barracuda's eyes light up and he says: “Well, you've got MY interest! Let me try it!” And Bulma SUDDENLY gets nervous! General Barracuda eats it, and he GASPS in pleasant surprise! General Barracuda says: “What a treat! What an absolutely WONDERFUL, delicious TREAT! This is the BEST thing I've eaten since my LAST birthday! With this, I think we HAVE a WINNER!!!! Gonard wins with a PERFECT ten out of TEN!!!!” Bulma screams: “WHAT?!” Zarbon shouts: “Are YOU serious?!” Bulma protests: “You've GOT to be KIDDING me!” Sniz says: “The fish has spoken! Gonard, who do you invite to share your reward with you?” Gonard says: “Bulma made a promise to me, and I INTEND for her to HONOR it!” Bulma groans and she says: “CURSE me and my OVER-BLOATED ego!!!!” Zarbon says: “No, curse YOU and your sense of HONOR!” Bulma says: “And WORST of all, now I HAVE to eat a slice of HUMBLE pie!!!!” Captain Retro says: “I don't know what THAT tastes like, but I've got some huckleberry pie.” Bulma sighs and says: “Oh, CLOSE enough!” And Bulma reluctantly eats a slice of pie. (Confessional) Bulma says: “Let it be shown on the record, that this will be the first, ONLY, and LAST date that I EVER have with Gonard...whatever his last name is! I honestly don't KNOW! And quite frankly, I couldn't POSSIBLY care any LESS if I TRIED!!!! And believe me, I have DEFINITELY tried!” / Gonard excitedly says: “I did it! With the help of Dog, I actually did it! Of course, I don't think Bulma is TOO happy about it. Now I'm more sure than ever that recording her is the right thing to do. Sorry, Bulma, but I made a promise, and I intend to keep it.” / Zarbon shakes his head, and he angrily says: “This is ALL your FAULT, Bulma Briefs! You and your STUPID boasting! You better break UP with Gonard, and you BETTER do it FAST!!!!” / Captain Retro says: “It's almost all over now. All that remains is to get Bulma to speak, which SHOULDN'T be too hard to do!” (End Confessional) Gonard is standing outside the entrance to the spa, with Captain Retro. Captain Retro asks: “Do you still have the recorder with you?” Gonard checks, and says: “Yes I do.” Captain Retro says: “No matter what happens, don't let Bulma find out about that Recorder! It would cause trouble for ALL of us!” Gonard asks: “Is this unethical?” Captain Retro says: “I double-checked the rules, and we're not breaking them. You're NOT going to cheat, and you're NOT going to lie, you're just going to let Bulma be...Bulma!” Gonard sighs with a relief and says: “That's a heavy load off MY mind!” Captain Retro says: “Be sure to give that voice recorder back to me, once you're done with it.” Gonard says: “Don't worry about me, I want to find out what Bulma thinks about me, and everybody else, to.” Captain Retro says: “ Then It's all up to you now. Good luck.” Gonard pushes the record button on the voice recorder, and walks in. And although the cameras aren't allowed in, they ARE allowed to record the dialogue, as well. Gonard says: “It's nice to see you here, Bulma. How are you doing?” Bulma scoffs and says: “Not so well that I'm not WILLING to spend at least a FEW minutes of my life with you!” Gonard asks: “I just don't understand what your problem is. Maybe if you talked about it, you would feel better about yourself, as well as everybody else.” Bulma SERIOUSLY says: “I don't WANT to know anybody else! I don't want to have ANYTHING to DO with them!” Gonard asks: “What about Zarbon? You seem awfully chummy with him.” Bulma scoffs and says: “Chummy? PLEASE!!!! Like I 'ACTUALLY' love him, he's just a guy that I'm leading on for as LONG as it's CONVENIENT for me! When he ceases to be useful, I'll BETRAY him and DUMP him at my first convenience! He's just a PAWN that I'm using to FURTHER my own game!” Gonard asks: “Are you SAYING that you honestly don't CARE for Zarbon?!” Bulma groans and says: “Not only do I NOT care for Zarbon, I don't care for ANYBODY in this competition!” Gonard says: “You can't HONESTLY mean that!” Bulma says: “Believe me, I do! Can you keep a secret? Of COURSE you can! Besides, who would believe YOU even IF you told anybody? NOBODY! That's WHO! I am a GENIUS, and you're...GONARD! It's MY word against YOUR word! And we BOTH know who would WIN in a debate!” Gonard says: “I'm not trying to come down on you, I just want to get to know you!” Bulma says: “All you need to know is that despite what Zarbon has claimed, I have been in charge of ALL the power moves of this game! Zarbon MIGHT have been the one to carry out the dirty deeds, but I WAS the one who came up with ALL the ideas!” Gonard says: “NO!!!!” Bulma confidently says: “YES! Who ELSE could come up with the BRILLIANT plan to have Timmy Turner eliminated so soon, so I could have Zarbon MUTATE Timmy Turner so that he would grow all ROTTEN and HIDEOUS and be the PERFECT weapon to have in order to protect me in Elimination Ceremonies?! Who ELSE would give Snaptrap the idea to RIG off Jimmy Neutron, the GREATEST threat to my genius, so that he couldn't POSSIBLY have a chance to use HIS brain against MINE?! Who ELSE could have come up with the plan that if Zarbon were to RIG the plane, it would CAUSE Captain Retro and Marlene to KISS, RUINING her relationship with Skipper?!” Gonard seriously asks: “That was YOU?!” Bulma says: “That's not all! Who else could engineer the eliminations of Fanboy, Roger, Kitty Katswell, Snaptrap, Haggis McHaggis, Twister, Lil Deville, Skipper TWICE, Angelica Pickles TWICE, Pearl Krabs Star, Treeflower, Dib Bitters and Judy Funny, Sway-Sway, Harvey Beaks and Craig Slithers, Stanley S. Squarepants, Super Chum, the REAL Guano, Invader Zim, Keswick, Kaput and Oonski the Great, Otto Rocket, Sanjay and Heffer Wolfe, Globitha and Robot Default, King Julien and Buhdeuce, Monster Krumholtz, Spongebob, Blonda and Larry, Taotie and Tigress, Randolph, Daggett AND Norbert?! That was ME!!!! It was ALL me! I KNEW Angelica would be SO conceited and DENSE, that she would BELIEVE that if she DID all the HORRIBLE things I said and SAID all the HORRIBLE things I TOLD her to say, that she would automatically GET all the money, then be DESPERATE enough to go to Dai Shi to help her get back IN the competition, which would lead to Otto Rocket's elimination! And Treeflower? She could have held out longer, IF I didn't tell Zarbon to SPIKE her food with chemicals that would CAUSE her to get sick and ill! I also told Zarbon to SPIKE Dib Bitters food in order to MAKE his food fail with General Barracuda, and I HAD Zarbon inject the bull named El Toro Loco with a serum to make him go CRAZY with rage when Judy Funny took a ride on him! I BRIBED Jenny Quackles to GIVE Sway-Sway a chance! I knew that if Sway-Sway HAD Jenny Quackles to go after, he'd QUIT the game! It was MY idea for Kaput to DAMAGE the food conveyer belt, FORCING Craig Slithers to eat the uncooked pizza and therefore, be UNABLE to help his team get a win! I FED Stanley S. Squarepants the LIE that if HE bragged about his being able to drive to SPONGEBOB, that Spongebob would APPRECIATE Stanley, knowing full-well it would SET Spongebob OFF!!!!” Gonard, in an unbelieving tone says: “You DIDN'T!!!!” Bulma says: “But I DID!!!! I was the one who called Global Warmer to attack Man-Arctica, FORCING the latter to seek out Super Chum and get HIM out of the competition! And Otto was DESPERATE enough for a win, that he was willing to believe that if he took out Guano, it would help him OUT in the competition! Of course, by this time, Keswick was getting NOSY and getting FAR too close to the truth, so I HAD to use Anti-Timmy to engineer HIS elimination! After that, Kaput and Oonski had outlived THEIR usefulness to me, so I decided to get Kaput out with his allergy to MOLES, and dug up the VERY useful information about Oonski's parentage to Daggett! Ironically enough, Blonda's entrance into the game, which I could not POSSIBLY plan for, ended up helping ME immensely! With her OVER-BLOATED ego, I could use her narcissism to make HER look BAD to everyone else and make ME look good by comparison! Her ego was the best weapon I could have HAD in order to take out Sanjay, Heffer, Buhdeuce, King Julien, AND Monster Krumholtz! Of course, I also couldn't possibly IGNORE the double-threat of Globitha and Robot, CLEAR audience favorites that would get in the WAY of MY eventual win, so I convinced EVERYONE, even MONSTER, to vote her off, and Robot Default wouldn't be ABLE to compete WITHOUT her, so he would QUIT the game WITH her! I HAD hoped to take Blonda out for GOOD after the Australian challenge, but she ended up providing me with an opportunity that I COULDN'T resist; taking out Spongebob! So I threw OUT the idea to Taotie, that if he were to micro-chip Spongebob's koala, it would get Spongebob out for GOOD! And because Blonda had just made SKIPPER the brand new target of the instigator who would be BEHIND Spongebob's elimination, it was the perfect opportunity to get RID of him AGAIN!” Gonard shakes his head and says: “I can't believe ANY of this!” Bulma says: “I assure you, that what I am telling you IS true! Of course, there was no WAY I could risk either Blonda or Larry making it to the team merge, which is why I convinced Zarbon to convince LARRY to cheat on his behalf, and CATCH Larry cheating once I RATTED Zarbon OUT for it! And while Taotie was INDEED useful to me, I couldn't STAND his ugliness anymore, which is why I convinced Zarbon to hack into the computer main-frame, and write up that automatic double elimination rule for the Congo challenge, and to make SURE Taotie got paired up with Tigress, knowing full well that Tigress would do ANYTHING to get Taotie out of the competition, EVEN if it meant sacrificing her own game! As for Randolph, I BRIBED him to quit the game in case he got caught and potentially tortured, 'promising' him a healthy sum of money should he be inconvenienced by his treatment in the game. Finally, I couldn't POSSIBLY ignore Daggett and Norbert TRYING to throw a WRENCH into my plans, which is why I made SURE that Zarbon would TARGET the BOTH of them, based on his FALSE notions of getting anywhere NEAR to fourth base with me!” Gonard reluctantly asks: “Don't you wish you had done ANYTHING different in this competition?” Bulma says: “Sure I do! I wish that I had Timmy Turner TORTURED more for how AWFUL his show had and has become! I wish I had told Zarbon and Taotie to make MORE fun of Fanboy and Super Chum's BLATANT homosexuality for each other! I wish that Taotie would have humiliated Kitty Katswell even WORSE before eliminating her! I constantly wish that Captain Retro wouldn't INTERFERE with MY game, like when he found out about Snaptrap's micro-chip on Reggie Rocket, FORCING the removal of Snaptrap from the game! I WISH that Haggis had HURT Treeflower even WORSE than he DID before HE got removed from the game! I wish that Twister had been even MORE obnoxious and oblivious than he was! I wish that Lil Deville got HURT even WORSE than she did when SHE fell out of the plane! I wish that Otto Rocket had been MORE nasty to Angelica Pickles when he dumped her for GOOD! I wish that Treeflower's misery of being SICK could have LASTED longer before she finally dropped out!” Gonard says: “That's NOT true!” Bulma says: “Why couldn't it be true?! She means NOTHING to me! Nobody DOES! I wish that General Barracuda got hurt WORSE by Dib Bitters sabotaged recipe, and that Judy Funny suffered far WORSE injuries after getting thrown off by El Toro Loco! I WISH that Jenny Quackles had BROKEN Sway-Sway's PATHETIC little heart, instead of ACTUALLY falling in 'LOVE' with him! I wish that Spongebob would have gone COMPLETELY evil and knocked the living DAYLIGHTS out of his LOUSY cousin, Stanley! I wish that GUANO had been hurt even WORSE by Otto! I wish that Blonda had been MORE cut-throat, and had caused REAL damage to King Julien, instead of just emotional damage! I wish that koala had hurt Spongebob even WORSE than it did! I hoped that Skipper would ACCEPT defeat like a NORMAL contestant, instead of TRYING to come back TWICE in his PATHETIC attempt to TRY to win! And I wish that Tigress didn't suddenly become all 'moral,' and that she would actually TRY to MAIM Taotie BEFORE eliminating him!” Gonard asks: “So, you WISH that everybody who has EVER done your dirty deeds for you, would've done MORE to hurt those they eliminated?” Bulma replies: “Why should I CARE what happens to anyone ELSE?! I'm the ONLY one who has a CHANCE of winning this thing! Nobody else can come anywhere CLOSE to matching my genius! I have this little bet going on with everyone back in West City, that by the time I'm DONE completely RUINING their STUPID little game plans and SHATTERING their pathetic self-confidence, that every contestant that I wanted OFF in this competition, will have to seek YEARS of self-health therapy, just to get over the fact that I mentally CRUSHED them! Now, if you'll EXCUSE me, I have some jury votes to work over. I want to see if I can make it FREAKING unanimous that I WIN!!!!” And Bulma exits the spa. Gonard waits for a while, and presses the stop button on the dog bone recorder. Gonard then gets out of the spa, goes to Captain Retro, and hands the recorder back to him. Gonard asks: “Did you hear anything with your sensitive dog ears?” Captain Retro says: “I heard enough to know that Bulma is playing a REALLY cut-throat game, despite going out of her way to NOT be responsible for anything that has happened with the contestants.” Gonard asks: “So, when are you going to use it?” Captain Retro says: “I need to listen to it for myself, first. But in any case, I can't play it; not right now, at any length.” Gonard asks: “Why?” Captain Retro says: “Because I can now see more clearly when my elimination will occur. It's only when my elimination is at hand, that I can play the recorded message. That will be the optimum time to play the recorder, to have the best effect.” Gonard says: “I understand.” Captain Retro says: “In the meantime, keep your eyes wide open, and your mouth shut. You're a good contestant, but Bulma may eventually decide that you're too much of a THREAT for her! Don't let your guard down for a minute, or who knows what horrible thing she will decide to order Zarbon to do against you.” Gonard says: “Trust me, I'll do everything I can to keep myself safe!” (Confessional) Gonard sighs and says: “Man! I knew Bulma was trying HARD to control things in this game, but I NEVER could have fathomed that she's had her hands on nearly EVERYONE'S elimination in this game so far! In fact, the only eliminations she WASN'T responsible for, were Patty's and Phoebe's! And the worst part of it is, I was SO desperate for love, that I was willing to HELP Bulma carry out some of her plans, just for a chance to BE with her! I should have known BETTER than to think someone THAT beautiful would EVER go for someone like me! I'm just thankful I was able to wise up before it was too late for me!” / Captain Retro says: “I now know that I will not be able to make it to the Final Five in this game. But as far as everyone else is concerned, their fates are still up in the air, metaphorically speaking. But one thing I think I can say, is that when my time to leave the game has come, I will be sure that Bulma Brief's game effectively ends, as well. That's not just a promise, but a fact!” (End Confessional) Bulma enters her hotel room, where Zarbon is impatiently waiting. Zarbon says: You sure took your sweet time setting things STRAIGHT with him!” Bulma says: “I just had to make it perfectly clear to Gonard, once and for all, that I am SPOKEN for, and that he will NEVER have a chance with me AGAIN!” Zarbon says: “That's good, because we can't allow anyone to come between us!” Bulma says: “Speaking of, I KNOW that Captain Retro is responsible for RUINING our plans to make Marlene and Suzie take the big sleep; he's a persistent thorn in our sides, and he shows no signs that he will EVER stop interfering in our plans!” Zarbon asks: “What are you proposing?” Bulma says: “It's TIME for you to RISK some penalty votes for me, you need to get RID of Captain Retro for GOOD!” Zarbon asks: “You NEED him dead?!” Bulma says: “No, I don't need him DEAD; just make sure he's SO badly injured and MAIMED, that he couldn't POSSIBLY interfere with our plans anymore, even if he WANTED to!” Zarbon chuckles deviously and says: “Suits me just fine. I was growing TIRED of waiting for Captain Retro to fight me anyways. Too bad he will NEVER get a chance now! I just have to find his aura, and I'll BURN his room down! That will LEARN him!” Bulma romantically says: “And when you succeed, I'll let you go to second base with me.” Zarbon says: “Done! Now let me FEEL for his presence!” Zarbon closes his eyes, and FEELS for Captain Retro's presence! Zarbon looks ABOVE his head, and says: “In the SECOND floor! You are GOING to BURN!!!!” And Zarbon starts charging up his energy and Bulma's eyes light up and she says: “Zarbon, WAIT!!!!” But Zarbon FIRES upward, and ignites the FLOOR above them! Of course, their room ALSO catches on fire! Bulma SCREAMS: “Get me OUT of HERE, NOW!!!!” Zarbon rushes them outside, no worse for the wear. Zarbon chuckles and says: “I can't WAIT to see the SCARRED look on Captain Retro's STUPID face!” But to his HORRID surprise, the scream they hear does NOT come from Captain Retro, but from GONARD!!!! Gonard screams: “HELP!!!! Bulma face-palms herself and she says: “Oh, NO!!!! You DIDN'T!!!!” Zarbon asks: “What did I DO?!!! I was aiming for Captain Retro!” Bulma screams: “Captain Retro DOESN'T do STAIRS!!!! He doesn't CLIMB up them!!!! Do you NOT pay attention to ANYTHING that Captain Retro has DONE this entire SEASON?!!!” Zarbon sputters and he says: “I thought Captain Retro made that UP, to throw us OFF his game!” Bulma screams: “WHY would you THINK that?!” Zarbon says: “It made PERFECT sense to me!” Bulma yells: “Well, we'll ARGUE about it LATER! Right now, we NEED to establish an ALIBI!!!!” / After some time has elapsed, fire-trucks have come in to put out the fire, but they bring Gonard out of the hotel room on a hospital gurney, looking completely burned and bruised, with a LOT of his blue hair now missing! Gonard moans and says: “Oh, MAN!!!! What a day this has turned out to be.” Sniz makes his appearance and says: “Gonard, it is with deep regret for me to say, that you can no longer compete this season. You have to go to the hospital and heal.” Gonard sighs and says: “I was afraid of that.” Sniz says: “And Zarbon? We KNOW for a fact that YOU were RESPONSIBLE for this HORRID crime! Normally, I'd sentence YOU to four penalty votes for the next four elimination challenges! Lucky for YOU, that you look like just Orlando Bloom, so instead, you will only be MERELY banned from the Buena Vista Hot Springs Hotel for LIFE!” Zarbon groans and he says: “I think I would have PREFERRED the Penalty Votes!” Marlene groans and says: “MAN!!!! Even when the challenge is OVER, we can't catch a break!” Skipper calms her down and says: “Don't worry, we will soon enough.” And Gonard is loaded into the fire truck, and taken away to a hospital. Sniz says: “Well, this was not IN our plans, but another contestant is now eliminated. What will happen in the next challenge? That's anyone's guess. How will the contestants react around Zarbon now? What will they do now that Gonard is out of the game? And can Zarbon POSSIBLY recover from this scandal? Find out on the next episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” Epilogue: As Gonard is being taken to the hospital, he imagines himself singing a hit Bon Jovi song with Guano, as a response against Bulma Briefs, and what his involvement with her ended up turning out for his game. / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Bon Jovi. Song: “Bad Medicine.” Sung by: Gonard and Guano. Gonard: “Your love is like bad medicine, bad medicine is what I need. Shake it up, just like bad medicine! There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease!” Guano: “Bad medicine!” Gonard: “I ain't got a fever, got a permanent disease. It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy. I got lots of money but it isn't what I need. Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, and I got all the symptoms; count them 1, 2, 3. First you need; that's what you get for falling in love! Then you bleed, you get a little, but it's never enough! And then you're on your knees! That's what you get for falling in love! Now this boy's addicted cause your kiss is the drug! Your love is like bad medicine! Bad medicine is what I need! Shake it up, just like bad medicine, there ain't no doctor that can cure my disease! Bad, bad medicine! I don't need no needle to be giving me a thrill, and I don't need no anesthesia or a nurse to bring a pill. I got a dirty down addiction that doesn't leave a track! I got a Jones for your affection like a monkey on my back, there ain't no paramedic gonna save this heart attack! When you need; that's what you get for falling in love! Then you bleed, you get a little but it's never enough! And then you're on your knees! That's what you get for falling in love! Now this boy's addicted cause your kiss is the drug! Your love is like bad medicine! Bad medicine is what I need! Shake it up, just like bad medicine! So let's play doctor, baby, cure my disease! Bad, bad medicine! Is what I want! Bad, bad medicine, is what I need! (Instrumental Solo) I need a respirator cause I'm running out of breath, for you're an all night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress. When you find your medicine, you take what you can get! Cause if there's something better baby, well they haven't found it yet! Your love is like bad medicine! Bad medicine is what I need! Shake it up, just like bad medicine, there ain't no doctor that can cure my disease! Your love—bad medicine! Bad medicine is what I need! Shake it up, just like bad medicine! Your love's the potion that can cure my disease! Bad, bad medicine, is what I want! Bad, bad medicine!” Guano: “Who's bad, who's bad?!” Gonard: “I gotta do, I gotta!” Guano: “Bad, bad medicine!” Gonard: “I gotta do, I gotta! I gotta, I gotta! I gotta do it again! Wait a minute, wait a minute! Hold on, I'm not done! One more time, with feeling! Come on, one for that! Help me up now! Your love is like bad medicine! Bad medicine is what I need! Shake it up, just like bad medicine! You got the potion that can cure my disease! Your love—bad medicine! Your kiss is what I need! Your love—bad medicine!” / And the epic song ends! Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are “Find Your Way Back, Legal Tender, Learning to Fly,” and “Bad Medicine.” First (and sadly) ONLY time that Gonard has ever won a solo challenge in this season. Gonard is eliminated via med evac in this episode, DESPITE the fact that it was just supposed to be a reward challenge. It is revealed (at least to Gonard) that Bulma has been BEHIND the eliminations for nearly every single contestant ELIMINATED so far! Zarbon TRIES to break up Skipper and Marlene, only to end up failing. First time that Marlene has EVER expressed a desire to have kids with Skipper. Personal Notes: Going into this episode, I thought it was going to be a quick little thing that I could hammer out in no time. But it soon became apparent that this episode was going to be more important than that, and it would end up becoming what may very well turn out to be the beginning of the end for Bulma's game. Bulma's biggest weakness is by FAR, her own mouth! The trick was, getting her to DIVULGE what she's thinking of, and get evidence of it. Having a voice recorder was the way to get that evidence recorded for posterity. While Gonard realized that he was doing WRONG when he supported Bulma, it ended up being too little, too late for Gonard. Desperate to get Captain Retro out, Zarbon let his ego get the best of him, and ended up taking GONARD out of the equation instead! What will end up happening to Zarbon NOW is anybody's guess, but his path in the game has just gotten a LOT tougher! Also, the references to a "Looney Tunes" episode, a "South Park" episode, and "The Wizard of Oz" were ideas I had to make this episode funnier. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 I have decided to continue plugging on “Total Cartoon Global Cruise,” by hammering out another episode of my cartoon series! / Sniz is sitting in a hotel lounge and says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, a reward challenge WAS planned to give our remaining 16 contestants a break from constant eliminations. It was a simple challenge, that somehow EVOLVED into chaos. Due to actions and events that WON'T be shown or discussed here, Zarbon found a way to MESS with the love life of Marlene and Skipper, putting friction between the two. Thankfully, the two of them were able to REALIZE that what Zarbon had given them, was false evidence, and they were able to make up. Meanwhile, Captain Retro and his friends decided to gather some hard evidence about Bulma Briefs, so Dog offered a deal to Gonard, which he accepted. To nearly EVERYONE'S shock, Gonard won the challenge, and won his reward with Bulma. Sadly, Gonard's victory was short-lived, when a jealous Zarbon, trying to target Captain Retro, ended up taking GONARD out of the equation instead! And sustaining major injuries, Gonard had to be medically evacuated out of the game, ending his chances of winning the contest. We are now down to 15 contestants, and we are STILL at the Buena Vista Hot Springs Hotel in Buena Vista, Colorad. We won't be for LONG, though! We'll be motoring out of here, onto a brand new destination! Where are we headed? Find out right now on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I just LOVE this fresh mountain air!” / Instead of the normal show open, a unique show open is shown. In the desert, the fifteen remaining contestants are shown using various objects at their disposal to destroy cardboard standouts of all the obstacles and contestants they have outlasted so far; and all the while, they are singing THEIR version of a great 1996 song, originally sung by The Spice Girls! / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: The Spice Girls. Song: “Say You'll Be There.” Sung by: Cast! / Chameleon: “Say you'll be there.” Dudley: “I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring, this I swear! Marlene to Captain Retro: “Last time that we had this conversation, I decided we should be friends.” Skipper: “Yeah, but now, we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end?” Captain Retro to Marlene: “Oh, now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be!” Bulma to Zarbon: “This time, you gotta take it easy, throwing far too much emotions at me.” Wally: “But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand.” Reggie to Rocko: “I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring, this I swear.” Rocko: “I give you everything.” Reggie: “And all that I want from you, is a promise you will be there. Say you will be there!” Rocko: “Say you will be there!” Stimpy, to his friends: “Won't you sing it with me? If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for.” Wally: “Oh.” Dog: “If you, can't work this equation, then I guess I'll have to show you the door.” Bulma to Zarbon: “There is no need to say you love me, it would be better left unsaid.” Zarbon and Bulma: “I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything), all that joy can bring, this I swear (yes I swear!) And (and) all that I want from you, (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there!” Cast: “Yeah, I want you!” (Harmonica solo) Patrick: “Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand.” Suzie: “I'll give you everything, on this I swear, just promise you'll always be there!” Marlene and Skipper: “I'm giving you everything (I'm giving you everything), all that joy (all that joy can bring), can bring, this I swear! (Yes I swear!) And all that I want from you, (all that I want from you), is a promise. (I want you to promise you'll), you will be there! (Always be there!)” Rocko and Reggie: “I'm giving you everything! (I'm giving you everything!) All that joy, (all that joy can bring), can bring, this I swear! (Yes, I swear!) And all that I want from you, (all that I want from you) is a promise, (I want you to promise you'll), you will be there. (Always be there!)” / “Into the Great Wide Open” The action opens up inside of a hotel room at the Buena Vista Hot Springs Hotel. Specifically, it opens up on Marlene waking up right next to Skipper, and they both look VERY happy with each other! Marlene says with bewilderment: “WOW!” Skipper smiles and says: “Wasn't last night wonderful?” Marlene says: “I did admit, I had to wonder...you know; how it was...going to...work.” Skipper says: “What can I say? Where there's a will, there's a way. That's why I made sure to come prepared. Kowalski invented a Penguin/Otter interact, just in case. Was it as good for you as it was for me?” Marlene says: “Yes, I'm just amazed that everything we've both had to go through together, that we will FINALLY have something to show for it!” Skipper says: “Just be patient, Marlene. Let's finish getting to the Final Five this season before we celebrate. The game's not over yet, by any means.” Marlene says: “I'm just glad to know that NOW, no matter what happens, we will finish this season together.” Skipper says: “Just the way we were meant to.” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Nothing about this season has been easy for me. Than again, I suppose if the season WAS easy, they'd let some idiots from As Told By Ginger or Back At the Barnyard compete in this game! Well, just to be on the safe side, I want to leave this game with a token of something of what this season has meant to me. And Skipper? I know that despite his quirks, that's what makes me love him. I just know he is going to be a GREAT dad when the time comes!” / Skipper says: “King Julien once told me that love always finds a way. I didn't know what he meant, until just last night. Looking into Marlene's eyes, I could finally see that it wasn't action I was craving, espionage, or dangerous thrills, what I was looking for was her! It just IRRITATES me that it took me TWO eliminations this season to figure it out, but at least I know what my faults have been, and I can now improve on them. My tendency to be stubborn has caused me NOTHING but trouble this season. I know that I need to be more willing to listen to others and their opinions. I know it's not going to be an over-night thing, but at least Marlene will now be by my side, to help me improve myself, and become a better penguin!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to the room that Reggie and Rocko are sharing. Reggie asks: “Rocko, do you ever think about the possibility that you might be eliminated this season?” Rocko says: “Sometimes, but I don't try to dwell on it. If it happens, it happens. You don't think that I'm in any danger, do you?” Reggie says: “I just think at this point in the game, it's a VERY distinct possibility! You've already made the Final Seven TWICE, and Bulma has just lost her ally, Gonard! Now that she's down to just a team of herself and Zarbon, she's going to be more determined than ever to put her competition out of the game!” Rocko corrects her and says: “You mean ZARBON'S going to be more determined than ever, to put Bulma's competition out of the game!” Reggie asks: “Does it make a difference?” Rocko says: “Not really. But just remember, I'm going to protect you. Zarbon is NOT going to eliminate you as long as I'm around! I have no plans on leaving as long as he's in the game, and he will find that if he TRIES to get rid of me, I will NOT go quietly!” Reggie asks: “Do you honestly think I have a shot at winning this?” Rocko says: “Of course I do, you're more determined than anyone else I can think of! Not even Bulma can outlast YOU in a game of endurance, and she's pretty stubborn from what we've seen!” Reggie laughs and says: “You definitely have THAT right!” Rocko smiles and says: “Glad I was able to make you laugh. Nothing in this game has been set in stone, but I think I'm looking at a candidate for the Final Three RIGHT here!” Smiling, Reggie says: “I would be very proud to be able to get that far.” Rocko says: “And don't forget, you've got Twister, Otto, and Heffer rooting for you. And if I get eliminated, I'll be rooting for you, to.” Reggie says: “I'm determined to go all the way, no matter what!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “Rocko's idea for us this season, was to try to avoid the most of all the conflicts that have happened this season. We lay low enough not to attract any attention, but we do well enough that we are not taken out of the equation. This strategy has worked pretty well for us so far. But with the field of candidates shrinking, leaves us with fewer places to lay low as the focus gets more tightly focused on all of the remaining contestants. There may come a point where Bulma is no longer able to ignore Rocko and may feel threatened by him! I hope that it's not yet, though. Of course, hoping for something doesn't mean that I will get it. My strategy? I'm hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst!” / Rocko says: “Reggie and I have been holding onto our stamina. We've been saving our A-Game, because the remaining challenges ahead of us, might turn out to be really challenging for the both of us! The more energy we can save, the better off we will be! Of course, I've also been preparing Reggie for the very real possibility that SOMEONE; probably Bulma, will be trying to take me out of the equation! There's no telling WHEN she'll try to do it, but she will probably try to make it a blindside; she seems VERY fond of those! I'm going to be keeping my eyes wide open, metaphorically speaking. If Bulma's going to try to blindside me, she's going to have a HARD time trying!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Captain Retro's room, and he's sharing a room with Wally! Wally wakes up and says: “Thank you for letting me share a room with you!” Captain Retro says: “Not a problem! You don't snore like my MOM does when she sleeps at night!” Wally says: “Captain, do you think after this competition is over, that we can still be friends?” Captain Retro says: “Of course I do! In fact, what really surprises me is that you SOMEHOW didn't have a bunch of friends BEFORE this competition!” Wally says: “Yeah, I'm not sure why things WERE like that. Maybe it was the way I acted, the way I talked or sounded to others, or maybe it was just my lack of knowledge in general. You know, if I had the chance to do things all over again, I'd make it so my time in this competition came FIRST, and my ACTUAL show came second. Maybe then, more people would've taken me seriously from the start.” Captain Retro says: “Well, the sad thing is, it's not possible to change the past, no matter how much you want to. The best that YOU can hope for, is that your actions would create an alternate time line where everything is hunky dory, whatever that means! But what you CAN do, is you can learn from the mistakes you've made in the past, in order to do better in the future.” Wally says: “I'll be sure to remember that once this is all over.” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “There's not that much time remaining between now, and when this competition finally ends. I know that, and I think that everybody else is beginning to realize it to. At this point in the competition, at least, as far as I'm concerned, every challenge that I survive becomes my new personal best. I just want Wally to know that no matter what happens, he can always count on me to help him out. I believe in him, even if nobody else will. That's what TRUE friends do.” / Wally says: “I think the reason Captain Retro feels so compelled to help me, is that he feels a lot like I do, in that I have the NEED to prove myself to everyone else! For Captain Retro, that hasn't always worked out the way he thought it would. And I think the reason that I've done as well as I have, is that I've had his support for a very long time in this competition. I'm not sure where I'll end up, but I want to have as many good times with Captain Retro as I can before the competition is over.” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Stimpy's room, and he's sharing his room with Dog! Stimpy seems to be really happy hanging out with Dog. Stimpy says: “You know something, Dog? I might be biased in saying this, but hanging out with a canine, no matter WHO it is, just feels right to me. I just can't hate canines like other felines, do.” Dog says: “You know, I actually think it's a SHAME more cats and canines aren't like you and me.” Stimpy says: “You said it! I mean, when you get right down to it, cats and canines really aren't THAT different from each other!” Dog says: “I think you're right. I mean, we both crave love and affection, we both like laying around in the warm sun, we both like to drink water, we both like to eat out of a bowl, we both like getting belly rubs, we both like getting scratched on the back, and we both like the way our fur feels on our body!” Stimpy says: “I just wish that more cats and canines would hang out together; we really DO have a lot in common!” Dog says: “It makes me glad to hear you say that, it gives me comfort to know that you are a TRUE friend! And speaking of, I think it might be beneficial for us to start an alliance together!” Stimpy says: “That definitely sounds like a good idea! I mean, both of us are former champions! And how did we win? We won because we were the nicest of the nice contestants on our respective seasons.” Dog says: “It would probably be next to impossible for either of us to even get to the Final Three, if we were doing it alone. But by banding together, one of us just might accomplish this task!” Stimpy says: “I know that I'm certainly enjoying myself here, and I'd enjoy it even more with you!” Dog says: “I feel the exact same way!” Stimpy says: “And no matter what happens, when all is said and done, we'll always stay friends!” Dog says: “Let's stay friends forever!” Stimpy says: “Or at least, a very REASONABLE facsimile thereof.” (Confessional) Stimpy says: “The competition is starting to boil down to the essential ingredients needed to create a winner. While it's not very likely that either Dog or I will be able to win again, since repeat winners in competitions are VERY hard to find, unless you happen to be Ken Jennings of Jeopardy fame! In any case, the best option for me right now, is to hang out with Dog. After all, winners who play together, often stay together. And I know that there is no amount of money that could tear us, or our friendship apart!” / Dog says: “I think the reason why Stimpy and I have lasted as long as we have, is that we've managed to play a low-key game this season. We've let everyone else take each other out of the equation, and stay out of the spotlight. But now that we are down to the top fifteen, we need to start focusing on the end game. Solidifying our friendship now is a good key to sticking through ANYTHING that anyone can throw at us! The game may not be over yet, but the goal is DEFINITELY in sight now! And I for one, do not intend on losing sight of what really matters; healthy relationships with TRUE friends!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Dudley's room, and he is clearly not alone, even though the lights are turned off and the room is completely dark. Even though it can't be SEEN what exactly is happening, something CAN be heard happening! Dudley asks: “How are you feeling?!” Chameleon excitedly says: “Really good, Dudley! I feel extraordinary! Have you HONESTLY never been close to anyone before?” Dudley says: “Just with you!” Chameleon says: “I guess we're BOTH lucky, then. I have found someone, and you are no longer alone in your relationship status! Dudley sighs and says: “Buddy, you are REALLY flexible!” Chameleon says: “Well, all that time I spent changing shapes was bound to help me out in SOME way!” Dudley says: “You know, maybe I could get Keswick to build you another one. Changing shapes could prove to be a real help in catching bad guys.” Chameleon says: “I don't know, I think that suit was a lot more trouble than it was worth.” Dudley asks: “How do you figure?” Chameleon says: “I've never had a single TEMPTATION of even wanting to BREAK the law ever since my suit was ruined. I just think the risk of temptation would be too great if I had another shape-shifting suit, and I've already put that part of my life behind me.” Dudley sighs and says: “Well, I'm certain that you're worried over nothing, but I respect your decision. If you're happy with just being yourself, than I can be happy, to.” Chameleon says: “Nothing makes me happier than being with you, Dudley. Nothing in the whole wide world!” (Confessional) Dudley says: “I need an outlet to get rid of my excessive energy, and Chameleon provided me an opportunity that I couldn't turn down. Our relationship is GOLDEN right now. Chameleon may never win a prize at a Beauty Pageant, but I don't care. It's what's inside that counts. And I appreciate ALL the skills that Chameleon has to offer me!” / Chameleon says: “Dudley is the first guy I've ever met who has ever treated me like something special. Even my own parents didn't think much of me, which is kind of sad if I think about it for too long. But my past isn't what's important here, having a future with Dudley that will make BOTH of us happy is what I'm working towards. Getting to the Final Five will help make that happen. I know I can make it if I give it my all!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Patrick's room, but he seems really BOTHERED by a noise that he hears, which is coming from the shower! It's of Suzie SINGING, but we only see her face, as she sings about her love for Otto Rocket! / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-genre: Janet Jackson. Song: “Miss You Much.” Sung by: Suzie Carmichael. / Suzie: “Shot, like an arrow going through my heart! That's the pain I feel, I feel whenever we're apart. Not to say that I'm in love with you, but who's to say that I'm not. I just know that it feels wrong, when I'm away too long! It makes my body hot! So let me tell ya baby, I'll tell your mama, I'll tell your friends! I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend! Send it in a letter, baby! Tell you on the phone, I'm not the kinda girl who likes to be alone! I miss ya much! Boy, I miss you much! I really miss you much! M-I-S-S you much! I miss ya much! Boy, I really miss you much! M-I-S-S you much! I'm rushing home, just as soon as I can! I'm rushing home to see your smiling face and feel your warm embrace, it makes me feel so g-g-g good! So I'll tell you baby; I'll tell your mama, I'll tell your friends, I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend! Send it in a letter, baby! Tell you on the phone, I'm not the kinda girl who likes to be alone! I miss ya much! Boy, I miss you much! I really miss you much! M-I-S-S you much! I miss ya much! Boy, I really miss you much! M-I-S-S you much! I miss you much, I really, really miss you much. I miss you much. I'm not ashamed to tell the world I miss you. I'll tell your mama, I'll tell your friends, I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend! Send it in a letter, baby! Tell you on the phone, I'm not the kinda girl who likes to be alone! I miss ya much! Boy, I miss you much! I really miss you much! M-I-S-S you much! I miss ya much! Boy, I really miss you much! M-I-S-S you much!” / And the song ends as the shower turns off and Suzie exits, wearing a full body purple bathrobe. Patrick asks: “What's the big DEAL?! You're singing is loud enough to wake up the WHOLE neighborhood!” Suzie asks: “What neighborhood? We are, like, two MILES away from the main TOWN of Buena Vista, Colorado!” Patrick says: “Well, then it's loud enough to wake up the WHOLE hotel, then! Or at least, me! Remind me, how did I get stuck with YOU as a room mate?” Suzie says: “Well, as I recall, you DIDN'T want to share a room with Po.” Patrick says: “I'm just worried that he's so USED to fighting, he may end up fighting in his sleep and HURTING me! Or WORSE, he might SNORE! Suzie says: “Speaking of, I wonder how Po IS doing? He ended up having to share a room with BULMA!” Patrick says: “I think we can ALL agree that is someone that NOBODY, except for Zarbon, would want to share a room with!” Suzie says: “You said it!” (Confessional) Suzie says: “I'll tell you something right now, I don't envy ANYBODY who has to spend any amount of time with Bulma. As far as I'm concerned, that woman is UNENVIABLE!” / Patrick says: “Suzie often complains about all the hang-ups she has with me. But she's NOT flawless either! She has some quirks that I could live without! I just find it odd how we get paired UP together so often! I mean, what's so funny about me being together with Suzie? Personally, I have no idea. I'll just be glad once this season is all over, and I can focus on more important things, like being together with Pearl!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to Bulma's room, but Bulma is in COMPLETE control, as Po is STILL sleeping, but he's completely TIED up to the bed, and his mouth and ears are STUFFED with cotton! Bulma mutters to herself: “STUPID Zarbon, getting himself BANNED from this hotel, how DARE you make me spend any amount of time with ANY of these STUPID contestants, especially Po?!” Bulma yells: “You IMBECILE!!!! How DARE you ENDANGER yourself by putting yourself into a position that I can't HELP you out of?! Do you KNOW what I would have to do if I DIDN'T have you?! I'd have to actually...like...SOCIALIZE with these LOSERS!!!! And socializing is the LAST thing I want to do in THIS competition!” Po then suddenly wakes up, and BREAKS his ropes easily, and gets the cotton out of his mouth and ears. Po says: “That's weird! How did I get tied up to the bed and stuffed with cotton?” Bulma scoffs and says: “How should I know? I wasn't actually WATCHING you sleep, I was HAVING a night on the town!” Po asks: “You mean you actually WALKED two miles back and forth just to get into town?!” Bulma scoffs and says: “As if! I have all my transportation capsules! I just get a motorcycle or something out of one of them, and I'm good to go!” Po says: “You're very clever, Bulma.” Bulma says: “It would be very good for you to REMEMBER that! There's only fifteen episodes left until the finale, and you aren't going to get there by underestimating your opponents.” Po asks: “Bulma, do YOU have any opponents?” Bulma vaguely answers: “Let me put it this way, if I actually HAVE any opponents, I will NEVER let them KNOW that they ARE my opponents!” Po asks: “I'm NOT an opponent, am I?” Bulma says: “Of course you're not! You're good, for now!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Of COURSE I tied Po up to the bed! HELLO!!!! Do you think I'm gonna risk having HIM wake up in the night and having him SLEEP fight me to death?! Not on your LIFE!!!! I didn't get THIS far in life by NOT taking every single precaution I could! Luckily for me, Po is ONLY as smart as he looks! Any smarter, and he would be a threat to me! At this point in the game, it almost doesn't MATTER which order the other contestants get eliminated in, just so long as I wind up on top. As long as Po doesn't get suspicious of me OR my motives, I'll keep him around. If he starts to get too competitive or inquisitive about anything happening in this competition, I'll dump him. All that matters is immunity! Invincibility is everything!” / Po says: “You know, for everything I've done in this competition, Bulma doesn't seem to think a lot of me, or ANYBODY besides Zarbon! If this were purely a physical matter, I would've sent ZARBON home AGES ago! But seeing as how hurting Zarbon would result in ME getting penalty votes, there's nothing I can do EXCEPT be patient! I can wait Zarbon out if I have to. As far as Bulma is concerned, she is NOTHING without Zarbon! Take Zarbon out of the equation, and Bulma would be up a creek without a paddle, or a CANOE, for that matter! Besides, Tigress is counting on me! I think she would REALLY appreciate it if I was the one who helped ENSURE Zarbon's elimination!” (End Confessional) Speaking of Zarbon, the action finally shifts to Zarbon, as he's being forced to stay on the plane due to his actions in the last episode! General Barracuda comes in and says: “Cheer up, Zarbon! It could be worse, I mean, you have the WHOLE plane to yourself, practically! You've got so much peach and quiet, I bet that you DON'T know what to do with it!” Zarbon groans and says: “Cut the pleasantries, General. I don't put on false faces when I'm around with YOU, so don't feel like you have to do it when you're around with me.” General Barracuda drops the facade, and SERIOUSLY says: “Zarbon, in the REAL world, you are going to learn how to FAKE it if you want to be seen as socially acceptable! If I went around with a sour face everyday, do you think people would WANT to talk to me?! Of course, they wouldn't! No one likes a guy who's moody. Take it from me, if you go around acting moody, you do it alone! And I DO mean alone!” Suddenly, a loud Alphorn is heard by everyone in the hotel, and on the plane. General Barracuda says: “Well, I guess that must be Sniz's signal that it's time to get ready for the next challenge. Just remember what I said, Zarbon. You've got to SMILE once in a while, even if you don't actually WANT to do it! That's the only way to be socially accepted in this world!” (Confessional) Zarbon scoffs and says: “Who is GENERAL Barracuda to tell ME what to do?! Did HE ever help Freeza conquer over 55 planets? I don't THINK so! When he's done as much invading and conquering as I have, THEN he can talk to me! I know Bulma is probably still a little upset that I caused Gonard to go home, but I think that she MUST be over it by now. Nobody can hold a grudge against somebody with the godly, beautiful looks that I possess. There's just one thing that bothers me; why is my ability to detect aura's shaky all of a sudden? I mean, it's TRUE that Captain Retro doesn't WANT me to read his aura, but that shouldn't have STOPPED me from detecting Captain Retro if I REALLY wanted to! And I certainly wanted to, in order to get RID of him! But I don't think that's an option to me at the moment. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that Anti-Timmy MUST still be on the plane, and he must SOMEHOW be interfering with my ability to accurately detect auras! There's no other explanation as to HOW I could be so off course! And believe me, if I EVER find Anti-Timmy on the plane, he will suffer my FULL wrath first hand!” (End Confessional) All the contestants gather around close to the plane, all properly dressed for the upcoming challenge. Sniz says: “I hope you all had a good rest, because it's time to get the next challenge underway. Skipper asks: “What are we going to do THIS time?” Sniz says: “We are going to have a challenge of speed and transportation! The challenge is straight forward; you have to get from HERE, to El Paso, Texas!” Marlene asks: “And WHAT is the catch THIS time?!” Sniz smiles and says: “You know us SO well! Using a form of transportation, you have to pick up EIGHT flags at eight different stops before getting to El Paso, Texas. Your flags will be color coded, to verify which ones are yours. Oh, and NO painting over any FAKE flags or another team's flag, or you AND your partner's will be disqualified!” Reggie asks: “What do you mean, partners?” Sniz says: “In addition to speed and accuracy, this will also be a challenge of cooperation. We want to see how well you work with others!” Rocko says: “Well, that should be EASY for some of us!” Sniz says: “Actually, it's NOT going to be that easy! We are not just going to LET you form up partnerships that you're USED to! Therefore, we're going to divide up the contestants into three groups of five, and we've figured out a way to get the most DIVERSE set of groups that we possibly could! Therefore, you might find yourself having to think OUTSIDE the box for this challenge! General Barracuda, please announce the groups!” General Barracuda says: “I'd be glad to! The Red Group is Zarbon, Chameleon, Skipper, Po, and Patrick! The Blue Group is Rocko, Bulma, Dog, Wally, and Marlene! And that means the Green Group is Captain Retro, Suzie, Reggie, Stimpy, and Dudley! You have THREE different modes of transportation to pick from; the train, a hot air-balloon, or a car! Choose wisely, because each mode has their advantages and disadvantages; TRUST me!” The Green Group deliberates, and says: “We'll take the hot air-balloon!” Bulma says: “It's the train for us!” Dog says: “But you didn't even ASK us!” Bulma says: “I didn't HAVE to! You would be WRONG!” (Confessional) Dog asks: “Does Bulma ALWAYS has to assume that she's the ONLY one with a right answer?!” / Bulma says: “I already KNOW the disadvantage to having a car; the speed limit and the traffic cops that will be patrolling the highways! I just hope Zarbon isn't so STUPID as to just flagrantly break the law!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “That means that the red group gets the car! You will also each get a map detailing where you need to pick up your flags. The first group to arrive in El Paso, Texas, with ALL of their flags will receive immunity, the V.I.P. Lounge!” Wally says: “In that case, I am going to do my best!” Sniz says: “The group that comes in last, will have to choose which ONE of them to eliminate from the competition! Needless to say, there's a lot riding on this one!” Captain Retro says: “I couldn't have said it any better myself!” Sniz says: “And one last thing, while you're traveling, I expect ALL of you to come up with your own individual group song to sing, when it is your turn to sing!” Stimpy says: “Don't worry! I'm sure we will ALL think of our OWN good tunes for you!” General Barracuda says: “Everyone, get into your starting positions, and get into your respective vehicles!” The Red Group rushes to a red colored van, the Blue Group rushes to a blue-colored train, and the Green Group rushes to a green hot air-balloon! Sniz holds an air-horn, and General Barracuda covers his non-existent ears. Sniz yells: “Ready, SET...!!!!” General Barracuda waits, but when he doesn't HEAR anything, he takes his fins off his head, ONLY to have Sniz BLOW the air-horn in his FACE!!!! (BLARE!!!!!!) Sniz yells: “GO!!!!” And the groups take off towards El Paso, Texas! Sniz says: “While they're off to get to El Paso, Texas. We've got to take our plane there, to! We'll take a break, but we'll come right back! So don't go, ANYWHERE!!!!” General Barracuda yells: “Come ON!!!! Right in my FACE!!!! Now NOTHING is going to sound RIGHT to me today!” (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Neat episode. Had no idea Chameleon and Dudley were a couple, but then again...I read these episodes semi-in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 14, 2016 Author Share Posted November 14, 2016 Here's the second and final part of “Into the Great Wide Open!” / After the commercials finish showing, the action shifts to the contestants in the Green Hot Air Balloon, Captain Retro, Suzie, Reggie, Stimpy, and Dudley. Stimpy says: “We sure have a great view of just about everything from way up here!” Suzie asks: “Excuse me, but just HOW exactly are we supposed to navigate in this thing?! I mean, we are at the mercy of every single stray wind that blows in every conceivable direction!” Dudley says: “Just leave it up to me! I can move this thing with ease!” Reggie asks: “You know how to move this hot air-balloon?!” Dudley says: “Sure! It all comes with T.U.F.F. Training, I've got to know how to navigate anything! You never know when you're going to commandeer a vehicle in a high chase pursuit of a criminal!” Captain Retro asks: “Isn't commandeering just a fancy word for stealing?” Dudley strongly says: “HEY!!!! We reimburse the gas mileage and/or any damage of EVERY single vehicle we have to borrow, with interest! If anything, we're doing the owners a favor!” Captain Retro says: “At least you're being altruistic about it.” Stimpy says: “Don't say altruistic, that just reminds me of Ren's bitter failure without me.” Suzie says: “You're not the only one who has a bitter failure they'd like to forget about. Even Angelica doesn't like it when anyone mentions Angelica and Suzie's Preschool Daze.” Dudley says: “In any case, we'll make good time to El Paso, Texas.” Reggie says: “Let's not forget, we have to make eight stops, as listed on our map.” Captain Retro replies: “Why do you think I suggested the Hot Air-balloon? We'll see all our locations very easily, and Dudley's expert navigation experience will make sure that landing and departing is a breeze!” Stimpy says: “In that case, all we have to worry about is our song.” Reggie says: “As a matter of fact, I know of a perfect song, all about my friend.” Suzie asks: “Which friend?” Reggie says: “Eddie, the Prince of the Netherworld!” Dudley says: “That sounds like a cool song to sing!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz's voice comes over the communicators, and Sniz says: “And you will sing it now. After all, there's a reason WHY we picked Into the Great Wide Open for our episode title THIS time!” Captain Retro says: “No problem! We will sing right away!” / Genre: Heartland Rock. Sub-genre: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Song: “Into the Great Wide Open.” Sung by: Reggie Rocket, Captain Retro, Stimpy, Dudley, and Suzie Carmichael. / Reggie: “Eddie waited till he finished high school, he went to Hollywood, got a tattoo. He met a girl out there with a tattoo too, the future was wide open. They moved into a place they both could afford, he found a nightclub he could work at the door. She had a guitar and she taught him some chords, the sky was the limit.” Captain Retro: “Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue.” Stimpy: “Out in the great wide open.” Dudley: “A rebel without a clue.” Reggie: “The papers said Ed always played from the heart, he got an agent and a roadie named Bart. They made a record and it went in the charts, the sky was the limit. His leather jacket had chains that would jingle. They both met movie stars, partied and mingled. Their A&R man said, 'I don't hear a single,' the future was wide open.” Captain Retro and Stimpy: “Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue.” Dudley: “Out in the great wide open.” Suzie: “A rebel without a clue.” Captain Retro and Dudley: “Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue.” Stimpy: “Out in the great wide open.” Suzie: “A rebel without a clue.” / And the epic song ends. Reggie says: “Pretty awesome, huh? And might I add, it's all true, to!” (Confessional) Stimpy says: “If you ask me, I honestly think that Suzie Carmichael worries too much. After all, Captain Retro can see multiple futures! He wouldn't have picked this mode of transportation unless he was absolutely sure!” / Suzie says: “Don't get me wrong, I'm GLAD to get away from Patrick, but I have serious doubts about this hot air-balloon thing. I mean, we're completely vulnerable to ALL the elements, not just the wind. And what if one of us has to go to the bathroom while we're traveling in the air?! That's not a very attractive THOUGHT that's stuck in my mind!” / Dudley says: “Being a member of T.U.F.F. Is all about having common decency, and a policy of honesty. And we are always prompt in our payments to anyone we need to give money to. That's why T.U.F.F. IS the number one most trusted agency in Petropolis!” / Captain Retro says: “It never ceases to amaze me how different all the Nicktoons all are from each other. They all have different sets of rules, different types of humor, and all the characters I have met seem really different from each other. It hasn't been easy to carve out a unique niche for myself. Of course, once my own show DOES eventually get put on the air, everyone will get to see just how COOL my brand of action and retro humor can be!” / Reggie says: “Up until now, I have never really had a chance to come up with a cool song all on my own. This gave me a unique opportunity to shine. It definitely improves my chances of getting to the Final Three. After all, potential juries love a girl who likes to take charge and make tough decisions that can't be made anywhere else. Nothing is more important than winning this, and becoming the first female contestant to win one of these Total Cartoon seasons!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to the contestants on the Blue Train, Rocko, Bulma, Dog, Wally, and Marlene. Marlene says: “Okay, everyone just follow my lead and EVERYTHING will turn out fine!” Bulma scoffs and retorts: “YOUR lead?! I'm the one who's running THIS show!” Wally says: “Technically, you're wrong. SNIZ is the one running THIS show!” Dog asks: “Why can't it be ME running the action?!” Marlene and Bulma simultaneously say: “Because you already WON last season! WHAT?! You noticed THAT, to?!” Marlene chuckles nervously and says: “I totally did NOT plan to say the exact same thing YOU were saying when YOU said it! That was a TOTAL accident!” Bulma smiles and says: “No problem! You're a very smart otter! Here I was, thinking that I HAD no intellectual equal that I could talk to; when as it turns out, I have a very smart, hilarious woman RIGHT here!” Marlene gasps and exclaims: “You think I'm HILARIOUS?!” Bulma smiles and says: “Trust me, if Hollywood EVER remakes Funny Girl, and YOU starred in it, YOU would make Barbra Streisand's version look like a TRAGEDY!” (Confessional) Marlene exclaims: “O.M.G!!!! Bulma thinks I'm smart AND hilarious! I've never heard Bulma genuinely complement ANYBODY, except for maybe Zarbon. If I can outsmart Bulma Briefs and get HER out, there would be NOBODY left in this competition who could beat me, not even Captain Retro! And he won't DARE try to get me out! Want to know how I know that? It's called Lover's Remorse. Once someone HAS loved you, they won't do ANYTHING bad against you, especially in a show of THIS nature! Otherwise, everyone would HATE him, and I know Captain Retro doesn't want THAT! I have got THIS game in the palm of my hands!” / Bulma says: “Now that I've got some quality time to get Marlene ALONE with me and AWAY from Skipper, this marks the PERFECT opportunity for me to get Marlene on MY side and convince her that I've got nothing diabolic PLANNED against her! Do I think she's funny? Yes. Do I think she smart? I'll put it this way; she's SMART for an otter, but nowhere NEAR the level of genius that I am! If she thinks that she can outsmart me, she's wrong! I already HAVE her end game planned in the back of my mind! I just have to keep being a PRETEND friend to her until she's no longer useful to me. And when that time inevitably comes, MAN!!!! She will be blindsided like NOBODY'S ever been blindsided before! This will be as EASY as Calculus!” (End Confessional) Rocko says: “It doesn't matter WHO runs the action on this train, what matters is that we have a game plan. So, does ANYONE have a game plan?” Bulma says: “IF everyone PROMISES not to groan upon hearing me speak, I have a plan of action I'd like to share!” Everyone else simultaneously says: “We promise not to groan.” Bulma says: “Very well, then. The good news is, I have studied the map thoroughly. Our flag locations are located RIGHT on the path of the railroad this train is traveling on! The bad news is, our flag locations are located RIGHT on the path of the railroad this train is traveling on! In other words, our flags are located on mail posts on the side of the railroad. If we don't grab every single flag as we pass BY it, we'll have to get OFF the train and potentially WALK the rest of the way to El Paso, Texas. And if we have to walk, we will surely end up losing!” Wally asks: “So, how do we make sure that we don't end up missing any flags?” Bulma answers: “I've already thought of that. Marlene and I will take the front of the train, and sit next to the windows on the left side of the train, and the right side of the train, respectively, of course. As we come up to the flags, we will grab them. Rocko, you and Wally will take the middle of the train, sitting next to the windows on the left side of the train and the right side of the train respectively. That way, we have a SECOND chance of grabbing the flags, if we don't grab them the first time.” Dog asks: “And what do I do?” Bulma seriously THINKS about it, and says: “YOU...can be, President of the back of the Train!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “What is it about ME speaking that makes everyone AROUND me groan their HEADS off?! Well, one thing is for sure, nobody will DARE groan about ME speaking once I inevitably WIN this whole competition like I was ALWAYS meant to!” / Wally says: “You know, I think that everyone who HEARS Bulma talk, would probably groan a WHOLE lot less, if she didn't sound so COMPLETELY conceited about herself when she DID talk! It makes me wonder how ANYONE from Dragonball Z puts UP with her!” / Dog asks: “Can Bulma SERIOUSLY not think of anything USEFUL for me to do, or is she just trying to WRITE me off without even TRYING to think about it?! I can be USEFULL! I just need an opportunity to PROVE myself!” (End Confessional) Dog is flabbergasted and says: “That's it?! Why can't I do MORE than that?!” Bulma groans and says: “FINE! You can pick the song we ALL have to sing!” Dog says: “Better! I'm thinking of a song by The Traveling Wilbury's, you know, the group that Roy Orbison, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, and Jeff Lynne were all in?” Marlene says: “I like the sound of that! Tom Petty is my favorite LIVING Wilbury!” Rocko asks: “Favorite living?” Marlene says: “George Harrison is my favorite, but...he's passed on. So...that makes Tom Petty my favorite living Wilbury.” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Over the communicators, Sniz says: “And speaking of the Traveling Wilbury's, it's time to MAKE like them, as you travel to the end of the line, if you catch my drift! Rocko says: “Don't worry about, we DEFINITELY catch your drift!” Genre: Folk Rock. Sub-Genre: George Harrison and Tom Petty. Song: “End of the Line.” Sung by: Rocko, Wally, Dog, Marlene, and Bulma. / Dog: “Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze.” Rocko: “Well it's all right, if you live the life you please.” Marlene: “Well it's all right, doing the best you can.” Wally: “Well it's all right, as long as you lend a hand.” Bulma and Wally: “You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring. (End of the Line). Waiting for someone to tell you everything. (End of the Line). Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring. (End of the Line). Maybe a diamond ring.” Dog: “Well it's all right, even if they say you're wrong.” Marlene: “Well it's all right, sometimes you gotta be strong.” Rocko: “Well it's all right, as long as you got somewhere to lay.” Wally: “Well it's all right, everyday is Judgment Day.” Bulma and Dog: “Maybe somewhere down the road a ways. (End of the Line). You'll think of me, wonder where I am these days. (End of the Line). Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays. (End of the Line). Purple haze.” Dog: “Well it's all right, even when push comes to shove.” Rocko: “Well it's all right, if you got someone to love.” Wally: “Well it's all right, everything will work out fine.” Marlene: “Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line.” Rocko and Bulma: “Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive. (End of the Line). I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive. (End of the Line). It don't matter if you're by my side. (End of the Line). I'm satisfied.” Dog: “Well it's all right, even if you're old and gray.” Marlene: “Well it's all right, you still got something to say.” Rocko: “Well it's all right, remember to live and let live.” Wally: “Well it's all right, the best you can do is forgive.” Dog: “Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze.” Bulma: “Well it's all right, if you live the life you please.” Wally: “Well it's all right, even if the sun don't shine.” Dog and Marlene: “Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line.” / And the epic song ends. / (Confessional) Bulma says: “The one thing that always bugged me about the type of life that I live, is it NEVER gave me any good opportunities to SING! Here, I get to shine like the GODDESS I truly am! Marlene's cute, but I HIGHLY doubt that she will EVER be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! That honor is reserved for ME!” / Wally says: “I'm no expert in being able to guess on how other contestants PERCEIVE other contestants, but I think I can safely say that it REALLY says a lot when the majority of the other contestants, find Bulma Briefs to be FAR more annoying than me, and I haven't even BEEN annoying in any way, shape, or form this season! And I certainly have no intention of EVER being annoying! Honestly, does Bulma ALWAYS have to get a word in edge-wise? She better start checking herself before she wrecks herself.” / Rocko says: “If this were a cake eating contest, Bulma would DEFINITELY take the cake, as far as having brains go. But when it comes to having a heart, Bulma REALLY lacks having any empathy and understanding of her fellow contestants. And I think that Bulma will eventually find out the hard way, that when you don't take the time to understand where anyone else comes from, in terms of their experiences or the way they think, it will REALLY end up costing her in the long run.” (End Confessional) / The action shifts to the contestants in the red car, Zarbon, Skipper, Chameleon, Po, and Patrick! Zarbon is driving the car, and is speeding down the highway, living life in the fast lane! Skipper asks: “What's the big DEAL, Zarbon?!” Patrick asks: “Can't we go a LITTLE slower?!” Chameleon says: “I don't want to sound like a DRAG, but you're going to get us ALL killed!” Po says: “And besides, you're BREAKING the speed limit! That's AGAINST the law!” Zarbon says: “It's ONLY against the law if you get CAUGHT!!!! Besides, I am NOT losing to that JERKFACE named Captain Retro again!” Skipper asks: “What's the matter? You think Captain Retro is going to TRY to take Bulma, to?” Zarbon sputters and yells: “Like he HAS a shot! I'm only interested in taking him DOWN a notch! No FAN character is going to get the best of ME!” A siren is suddenly heard, as Jenny from “My Life As a Teenage Robot” suddenly starts FLYING after them! Jenny says: “STOP!!!! In the name of the law!” Zarbon yells: “NOT for all the money in the WORLD, you metallic FREAK!!!!” And Zarbon REALLY steps on it, and Jenny increases her speed, as well. Despite the speed, Zarbon manages to keep the car ON the road, and doesn't hit any other vehicles! Po says: “Come ON, Zarbon! You're GOING to get into TROUBLE!!!!” Zarbon sarcastically says: “As IF!!!! The long arm of the law will NEVER catch ME!!!!” And the car SUDDENLY screeches to a halt, as it is revealed, that Jenny has STRETCHED her arms into a LONG length, causing the car to stop! Jenny says: “When an officer of the law tells you to STOP, you should either SLOW down, or preferably, FREEZE! Where are you going to in such a hurry?!” Zarbon yells: “None of your BUSINESS, you Futurama REJECT!!!!” Jenny angrily says: “Oh, you're a SMART mouth, aren't you?! Do you KNOW what happens to smart mouths in the state of New Mexico?!” Zarbon snidely asks: “A warning? You DON'T scare me!” Jenny angrily yells: “Oh yeah?! OH, YEAH?!!!!” And Jenny suddenly unleashes her FULL array of weapons arsenal concealed in her body, and points it STRAIGHT at Zarbon!!!! Jenny angrily yells: “Does THIS scare YOU?!!!” Zarbon gets an anime sweat drop and nervously says: “YEP!!!! That would do it! But thankfully, I have come PREPARED! Arrow of LIGHT!!!!” And Zarbon throws down an arrow of light onto the ground, and it temporarily blinds Jenny's robotic vision! Zarbon says: “Time to get out of DODGE!!!! I'm WINNING no matter WHAT it TAKES!!!!” And Zarbon zooms away, as Jenny regains her vision. Jenny moans and asks herself: “WHY do they ALWAYS have to do it the HARD way?! Engage CHASE mode!” And Jenny once again resumes her chase after Zarbon! Skipper sarcastically says: “Nice decision making, JERK!!!! Anything ELSE you want to do, like trying to ruin somebody ELSES relationship?!” Zarbon sarcastically rolls his eyes and says: “If I HONESTLY cared, I would ask what you were talking about!” Skipper says: “Don't play games with ME; you TRIED to get me to HATE Marlene the other day, with that BOGUS picture you printed! I'm ONTO you!” Zarbon chuckles EVILLY as he says: “And do you think you can do ANYTHING to stop ME?! I wouldn't LET you! In fact, I would be willing to pull a Thelma and Louise, and drive this car OFF a cliff, just to get rid of ALL of you!” Chameleon is SHOCKED and says: “YOU wouldn't DARE!!!!” Zarbon says: “Don't tempt me. After all, what is SNIZ going to do? Threaten to put ME in jail?! I think we all know THAT'S never going to happen, because there's NO jail in the universe that could HOLD me! I have the upper hand here, and YOU can't stop me!” Patrick says: “We can stop you from WINNING!!!!” Zarbon sarcastically says: “I would LOVE to see ALL of you TRY, and FAIL, just like every other PEON that tries to stop me from taking what is RIGHTFULLY mine!!!!” But at that moment, Po angrily SNAPS and says: “THAT does it!!!! I don't CARE if this COSTS me my game, but YOU are getting YOUR comeuppance NOW!!!!” And Zarbon GENUINELY gets nervous! (Confessional) For some reason, Zarbon is now wearing an eye-patch over his left eye. Zarbon says: “In my ambitious plan to win, it seems I over-looked one key FLAW in my plan; I NEVER thought that anyone would get DESPERATE enough to stop me, that they would genuinely sacrifice their OWN game, just to TRY to stop me! I must admit, I didn't think the Panda was going to go through with it. I genuinely underestimated him. But I WON'T underestimate Captain Retro in the same way!” / Po is in an angry huff, and angrily says: “I'm normally all about kindness and compassion, but Zarbon crossed a line with me! There's only so much narcissism and arrogance a guy can take before they can't take anymore. I guess Tigress influenced me MORE than I thought she did!” / Skipper says: “And here I was, thinking that I was the ONLY one who made impulse, rash decisions. But Po came out of NOWHERE to take us ALL off guard! I must say, I'm actually impressed!” / Patrick says: “I'm going to say that Po had the right idea to try to take Zarbon out of the equation, but he went about it in the wrong way.” / Chameleon says: “This is the PRECISE reason on WHY I got out of the villainy business, all it can do is get you HURT, BADLY! Although in Zarbon's case, I think he genuinely deserved it!” (End Confessional) Po JUMPS to the front of the car, and starts to BRUTALLY punch Zarbon's stomach and face, knocking him back and forth several times as the car starts to veer out of control! Skipper says: “WOAH!!!! I better take control of this thing!” And Skipper takes over the wheel as Po continues to HIT Zarbon WHERE it hurts! Po angrily says: “You have HAD this coming for the ENTIRE season, ZARBON!!!!” And with a MASSIVE left hook, Po hits Zarbon DIRECTLY in his left eye, causing him to WINCE in gut-wrenching PAIN!!!! Zarbon nervously gets out a mirror, and he is HORRIFIED by how he now LOOKS! Zarbon gasps and nervously asks: “My FACE?! What happened to my face?! YOU BROKE MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY POOR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes over the communicators and speaks: “It sounds like someone just DIED!!!!” Zarbon yells: “WORSE!!!! Po just ROYALLY ruined MY face!!!!” Po angrily says: “He HAD it coming!!!!” Sniz says: “Even so, I don't care WHAT you're doing right now! You are going to SING your song!” Skipper says: “Fortunately, I know of one that fits our situation right now! A certain song by Sammy Hagar, BEFORE he joined Van Halen!” Patrick says: “Even I know which song you're talking about, and I don't have any better ideas! We'll sing it!” / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Van Halen (Sammy Hagar). Song: “I Can't Drive 55.” Sung by: Skipper, Zarbon, Patrick, Chameleon, Po and Gordon Quid. / Skipper: “One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!” Patrick: “Well, there's too much traffic, we can't pass, no!” Zarbon: “So I tried my best illegal move, a big blue and white comes and crushes my groove again!” (Jenny pulls over and stops them). Zarbon: “Go on and write me up for 125! Post my face, wanted dead or alive! Take my license, all that jive! I can't drive 55! Oh no! Uh!!!!” (Scene shifts to a courtroom, featuring Gordon Quid as the Judge. Zarbon now has an eye-patch over his left eye). Chameleon: “So I signed my name on number 24, hey!” Po: “Yeah the judge said--.” Gordon: "Boy, just one more, huh! I'm gonna throw your (distorted) in the city joint!" Po: “Looked me in the eye, said--.” Gordon: "You get my point?" Po: “I say, Yeah! Oh yeah!” Zarbon: “Write me up for 125! Post my face, wanted dead or alive! Take my license, all that jive! I can't drive 55! Oh yeah! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! I can't drive, 55! Uh!” (Guitar Solo) (Jenny knocks Zarbon out with a baton, and the scene changes to Zarbon getting dragged to a jail cell). Zarbon: “When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer! And I can't get my car out of second gear!” Skipper: “What used to take two hours now takes all day!” Patrick: “Huh, it took us 16 hours to get to Albuquerque!” Zarbon: “Go on and write me up for 125! Post my face, wanted dead or alive! Take my license, all that jive! I can't drive 55!” (Zarbon KNOCKS down the jail bars, allowing the contestants to escape, and the scene changes to the contestants back in their red car, with Zarbon once again driving). Zarbon and Skipper: “No, no, no, I can't drive! (I can't drive 55!) I can't drive! (I can't drive 55!)” Zarbon: “I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55!” And the epic song ends. / (Confessional) Po face-palms himself and says: “I'll admit, I did NOT handle myself as WELL as I should have in this challenge. I succumbed to temptation, and I'm SURELY going to pay the price for it if we lose, which is VERY likely, considering that we were IN that jail cell for FAR longer than the editing of this show would allow you to believe! But if I had TODAY to do all over again, I would probably STILL punch Zarbon in the face, just because it's a once in a life-time opportunity!” / Zarbon, wearing the eye-patch over his left eye, angrily says: “Mark my words, today is the first, LAST, and ONLY day that ANYONE, especially PO, will be ABLE to punch MY face!” / Chameleon says: “Do me a HUGE, gigantic favor, Sniz; make sure Dudley NEVER sees what I did in this episode! I am not at ALL proud of ANYTHING that my group DID in this episode!” / Skipper says: “What Po did to Zarbon, I would also LOVE to do to Zarbon! The thing of it is, I've already BEEN eliminated TWICE this season, and I do NOT want to rack up penalty votes by hitting Zarbon! I want to be close to Marlene, and I REFUSE to let Zarbon get to me, no matter WHAT he says or does! I am taking the moral high road.” / Patrick says: “Honestly, I don't know WHY I have been having such BAD luck this season! Every group I get put INTO, seems to suffer a great misfortune of SOME kind or another! The only GOOD thing about it, is that I haven't been eliminated! I can only hope my good luck will prevail AGAIN by the end of the day!” (End Confessional) The action shifts to a hotel in El Paso, Texas, and Fondue is monitoring a radar. The radar suddenly starts beeping with incoming bogey and Fondue says: “Sniz! We've got incoming contestants on our radar!” Sniz says: “Well, it's about time! It was TAKING them long enough!” And sure enough, the green hot air balloon gently descends down into the parking lot of the hotel. Sniz says: “Green group! It looks like you got here first! I trust you have all the flags!” And Captain Retro hands him eight green flags. Sniz says: “Well done! Your group gets first place and the V.I.P. Lounge Treatment!” Dudley says: “You SEE, Suzie?! Maybe now, you won't be so quick to judge my skills!” Suzie: “You got lucky ONCE, so don't get cocky, OKAY, Dudley?!” (Confessional) Suzie says: “I HAD to bring Dudley down to Earth! You don't GET far in a competition of this nature by overestimating your OWN skills! I made that mistake LAST season, and I'm not letting ANYONE who wants a partnership with me, make that same mistake! That would be a very BIG disaster for me!” / Dudley sighs and says: “Sometimes, I would like to have Captain Retro's skill, to have the ability to see just how other people think.” / Captain Retro says: “Suzie is very determined to get to the Final Three this season, but determination only goes so far. You have to have the heart and soul to win, as well. Suzie is very soulful, but she STILL needs to respect her competition, before she has a CHANCE of getting into the Final Three!” (End Confessional) Suddenly, the blue train comes pulling up close to the hotel. The contestants on that train get off! Sniz says: “Blue Group, do you have all your flags?!” Bulma asks: “Do ALL arachnids have eight legs?! The answer to both questions is OBVIOUS; yes, we do!” And Bulma presents all eight flags. Sniz says: “Well done. That means you're in the not totally winners, but not totally losers category!” Marlene nervously says: “But THAT would mean--!” And the red car comes pulling up to the hotel. Sniz says: “Red Group, it doesn't matter whether or not you have all YOUR flags, you have come in LAST!!!!” Chameleon says: “I TOLD you it was a bad idea to go OVER the speed limit! But NOPE!!!! Nobody EVER listens to somebody who's actually BEEN through experiences like that!” Sniz gasps and says: “And WHAT happened to Zarbon's FACE?!!! Who is RESPONSIBLE for hurting such a creature of beauty?!!!” Zarbon growls angrily and says: “PO is the one who DID this to me!” Sniz angrily says: “Po, is this TRUE?!!!” Po honestly says: “Yes, I did it and I don't feel BAD about it! So go ahead, hit me with penalty votes. I'll take them.” Sniz smiles and says: “All right, but just know, you will be hit with FOUR penalty votes! You'd have to HAVE everyone ON your group AND yourself to NOT vote for you in order to stay in! Do we NEED to actually vote?!” Zarbon says: “I'll save you the trouble, I'm VOTING off Po!” Sniz says: “That's all we need to know. Po, you can pack your bags, cause you are OUT of the competition!” Po says: “Suits me just as well, I was MISSING being together with Tigress ANYWAYS!!!!” Po goes onto the plane and gets his bags. Po then walks out and says: “Oh, and don't think that karma is done with you YET, Zarbon! You're in for FAR worse if you don't CHANGE your wicked ways! May I take the red car?” Sniz shrugs and says: “Suit yourself, we have no use for it.” Po says: “Oh, yeah! I KNEW taking driving lessons from Tigress was a good idea! Tigress, I'm coming BACK for you!” And Po drives away! Sniz says: “And like that, Po is out of the competition! Will Zarbon EVER recover from his painful experience? Will Captain Retro be able to keep dodging elimination ceremonies? Will Bulma continue to LIKE Zarbon DESPITE his horrific injury?! Find out the answers to these questions and maybe more, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Episode Notes: This marks the first time since WAY back in the episode of “Private Idaho,” that a contestant has been HIT with, and eliminated BECAUSE of penalty votes. In this case, Po is eliminated, meaning all the representatives of “Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness” have now been eliminated! Stimpy and Dog form a Champion Alliance in this episode, and Bulma forms an Alliance with Marlene. Due to Po hitting him in the face, Zarbon NOW has to temporarily wear an eye-patch over his left eye, making this the FIRST time in this season that Zarbon has suffered a grave injury in the competition. Featured songs in this episode are “Say You Will Be There; Miss You Much; Into the Great Wide Open” (also the name of this episode); “End of the Line,” and “I Can't Drive 55.” / Personal Notes: I don't know why I delayed finishing up this episode; I had personal reasons for taking my time, as well as needing to attend to matters that I needed to take care of, but at least I got this story finished. It seems that the closer Zarbon GETS to the Final Three, the more desperate SOME contestants become to try to stop him from getting there. Even someone as good as Po, got fed up with Zarbon's behavior, and TRIED to take the most DIRECT way of getting Zarbon OUT of the competition! Even if the action was WARRANTED, it wasn't the correct way of dealing with the problem. And because of that, Po had to pay the price for his own actions. But at least he went out with his dignity, by going out on his own terms. And I promise that the next episode will be even better, and will come out even SOONER! / That's my episode idea THIS time! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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