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What are your most embarrassing moments?


crushingmayhem

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Many, including (but not limited to):

 

-pissing in on a nature trail, thinking I was off to the side when in fact I was standing in the middle of the goddamn path

 

-slicing my finger open trying to cut a bagel in half

 

-dropping and breaking someone's phone while climbing in caves because I was using it as a flashlight when I really probably didn't need to

 

-getting stared down by a state trooper in wawa

 

-calling a teacher mom

 

-accidentally hitting a girl in the tit when I was pretending to hit a kid over the head

 

 These are the ones that come to mind first, anyway.

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Was watching Mockingjay. Went to the bathroom. Dude comes out of stall. Dude is a stickler for my friend Thomas from behind, down to the outfit. Has to be him.

 

"Aye, Thomas!"

 

Dude turns around.

 

It's not Thomas.

 

never will ever see that dude again but I don't think I'll ever live that down

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I've made plenty but some of my most notable:

-Tripping on my shoelaces and slicing my thumb open.

-My roommate walking in on me naked in college.

-Count me in calling my teachers mom or dad.

-Not knowing how to tie my shoelaces until I was in 4th grade. I struggled so bad.

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-Not knowing how to tie my shoelaces until I was in 4th grade. I struggled so bad.

Try not knowing until 9th grade. Now that is some pathetic stuff right there. :P

 

Oh I think one time I accidentally called my teacher bae. That was extremely awkward and I will never live that down.

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Was watching Mockingjay. Went to the bathroom. Dude comes out of stall. Dude is a stickler for my friend Thomas from behind, down to the outfit. Has to be him.

 

"Aye, Thomas!"

 

Dude turns around.

 

It's not Thomas.

 

never will ever see that dude again but I don't think I'll ever live that down

It'd be pure irony if that guy's name was Thomas. 

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One time in 7th grade, this fat girl hopped on my back and took me to the ground while I was walking with some friends to the buses after school in front of everyone. She thought I was her boyfriend from behind.

I'm sorry, but that's just tooo funny XDDDD.

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In the process of getting ma braces on, they had to take pictures with some huge shovel-shoe thing in my mouth (jokes aside) and I couldn't help laughing because I looked in the mirror and I just couldn't resist. Besides, I can only hear myself gag so many times. XD

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