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Michael Bay's TMNT


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Michael Bay sure likes turning Saturday morning cartoon characters into bloated hideous monstrosities.

At least he realized how fucking stupid changing the title was.

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Is it bad that I'm getting a little bit turned on by their deliciously long legs?

If Michael Bay was able to make Megan Fox into a sex symbol, then it seems like he is succeeding with the turtles for you.

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If Michael Bay was able to make Megan Fox into a sex symbol, then it seems like he is succeeding with the turtles for you.

 

It's like he took Megan Fox's arms and legs and stuck them onto a box with Shrek's face, and then gave them all TMNT turtle shell backpacks from Hot Topic.

It's like he designed them specifically for me.

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Michael Bay isn't even directing this lol.

But this actually looks way better than I thought it would. The designs aren't even that ugly tbh.

I know Michael Bay isn't directing, but he is heavily involved as a producer. The actual director Jonathan Liebesman has an awful track record as a director: Battle: Los Angeles, Wrath of the Titans, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. He's Michael Bay lite so it's not like it actually matters...well to me at least. :P

And the CGI I agree isn't awful...unless you are talking about the turtles, which I disagree because I think they look like Godzilla droppings.

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Eh, the turtles don't look that bad to me. I just don't know how well the movie will work. Are they going for a darker, grittier version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Good luck.

 

Well that's how the comics are.

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Eh, the turtles don't look that bad to me. I just don't know how well the movie will work. Are they going for a darker, grittier version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Good luck.

I agree, at least the movie doesn't look TOO god-awful from the clip scenes made available so far.  :l Still don't know whether I'm going to see it or not; if Corey Feldman is involved like he was in the great, ORIGINAL 1990 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie, I'll probably give it a shot. :) Enough said! ;)

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