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this is about to reinvent the whole horror movie industry
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Dreaming of Rum Ham
Danny DeVito is stranded out at sea, all alone on my crappy little boat. Just when I’m about to give up for rescue, I spot a glowing light in the distance. A magical rum ham sits in the ocean, but yet, I cannot reach it no matter how hard I try. A giant octopus then appears and swipes there rum ham out of my sights! So I chase after that son of a bitch and give the octopus a beating. Pow pow! The octopus returns my delectable meal to me, but suddenly, a hurricane sweeps through the sea now, sending us flying. Goddammit! I land on a pirate ship, crushing the pirate captain to death, so I become the captain now. We sail the seas in search of my rum ham for several years, when we come across a mysterious island. As we venture through, I am shocked to see Paddy’s Pub is on the island. We go inside, where I see my sweet rum ham waiting at a table for me. We both cry tears of joy now that we’re reunited. As I slowly begin to devour it, I unfortunately wake up.
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anyone ever heard of this obscure character
https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Todd_SquarePants
looks like a cool guy
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4EverGreen The Floor Manager
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Capitalism at it again
On the bright side, the rebellion is rising...
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BUT THE FACT IS
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On 8/9/2022 at 12:42 PM, Steel Sponge said:
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Thank you good sir
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I am honored to guest star on this site, happy birthday
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I truly hope the sick hockey net dumper is brought to justice
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I have intruded enough people's ask threads, so it's only fair you get to ask me questions now.
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movie of the year
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sounds good but needs me in it
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"Opposite Day" is now called "Will The Real Squidward Please Stand Up?"
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Favorite role of mine?
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Favorite It's Always Sunny episode(s)?
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Rumor has it I'm starring in this too btw
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Where's the leak ma'am?
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Can I have a mint?
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any of you cool kids played the hottest game of the year yet
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4EverGreen Training Video
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Do you love rum ham?
KiwiFarms Is Over Party
in Robot-Pirate Island
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since this has been the talk of the discord, this deserves attention here too, best news of the year
once an FBI agent acknowledged the site's existence it was over (seriously what the hell)