Danny DeVito

Wario want bedtime story.

I spent HOURS stomping... KOOPAS... at my local laundromat.

So admit it... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy, toned frame... I'm the perfect specimen of a man! ...What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up for widescreen display!

Bubsy is perhaps one of the most recognizable video game icons of all time, and that could be because he SUCKS ASS!

I should be the next James Bond

Heart on stick must die.

A little dab will do ya.

according to IGN spongebob apparently ended in 2014, that cancellation still stings 9 years later

Favorite SpongeBob character: Mr. Seaweed Monster Man

me trying to decipher how all the sbc lore fits together

I'm the grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge

let that be a lesson to Andrew Tate to never eat pizza again

I nominate myself to become the new CEO of Twitter.

I am opening a crowdfunding campaign to make Rapsittie Street Kids 2

I hate Hitler

I would like to debunk any rumors that I'm supposedly a member of Antifa

twitter going up in flames on my birthday, musk really shouldn't have

anime swag I'm flying like goku

or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain

I am now a member of the Wu Tang Clan

whoa guys I just saw a ghost, let me record it with a potato

survey says!

jjs at it again with his sbc lore retcons

I do not play the Roblox name game The Doors

I hate krabby patties