As we all know, in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II", Johnny the Realistic Fish Head mistakenly calls SpongeBob by the moniker of "SpringBoob SquirePin". But what if this is a real person in Bikini Bottom? Perhaps their day was lifted to hear they won a contest they may not have even entered for, only to have their hopes dashed by the sad reveal. If SpringBoob exists, what would they look like? What is their story?