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    Cutting in Line in Front of Italians

    in Davy Jones' Locker

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    I have held this off long enough. Here's the world premiere for the festival! It probably wasn't worth the wait.

    Danny DeVito Cuts In Front of Italians

    Outside of Paddy's Pub, a line of Italian Americans are lined up, eager to get inside. Suddenly, Danny DeVito, guest starring as himself, begins to walk past the line of Italians, which understandably makes them angry.

    "Ay, yo, ay, yo, whoa, oh!" all yelled out from the angry line, as Mr. DeVito stops in front.

    "Hey yo, Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?" one of the angry Italians asked.

    But suddenly, Mr. DeVito turns himself around, showing his holy image to the line. The Italians gasp in fear at his sheer might, all now regretting that they dare disgraced the ground he walked on.

    "THE one and only Danny DeVito? Hey hey hey whoa, we are so sorry sir-" one of the Italians was apologizing, but DeVito stops them.

    "No need to apologize, boys. How about a fresh round all on me?" Danny Devito offered to the group in an act of generosity.

    The line cheers, as Danny DeVito heads inside with them, ordering them all drinks off his own dime. The gang had a fun night.

    THE END

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